Hello "Artie Lange 3D"! Thank you for showing us such a great video! I feel very happy! I look forward to your next work! Have a nice day!

I love all things Artie.

Artie had some crazy unbelievable, childish bullshit story. The only reason Stern and Robin were humoring it was because they knew it was good radio. His being at some rich person spa where wheat grass enemas are turning him into basically superman and curing him of heroin while he's actually not there, sitting at a ritzy hotel an hour away is hilarious. You can tell this is the kind of "drug rehab" bs he tells his dumb mother that she likely buys.