ASK THE ARTIST What Is Your Worst Poop Related Tour Story? | Metal Injection

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6 жыл бұрын

We ask members of Mutoid Man, Mastodon, Meshuggah, Jim Breuer, Devin Townsend, Periphery, Charred Walls Of The Damned, and The Dillinger Escape Plan about their worst poop related tour story!
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@andrewbellavie795
@andrewbellavie795 6 жыл бұрын
I saw Devon Townsend on that tour. Good to know he was making a shitstorm on the highway the whole time
@Daddymatt00
@Daddymatt00 6 жыл бұрын
I see what ya did there... I WONDER WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
@aaroneiermann1120
@aaroneiermann1120 6 жыл бұрын
I was on a tour with Dillinger Escape Plan once and I took a 14 inch massive shit in their backstage toilet in topeka kansas. I felt bad, but it was so huge and impressive that i had to leave it there to be discovered.
@catsforchaos5834
@catsforchaos5834 6 жыл бұрын
"HOLY SHIT DUDE LOOK AT THIS HUGE CRAP!" the guy that found it probably
@jacobvieira1338
@jacobvieira1338 4 жыл бұрын
They probably grabbed it out by hand and chucked it at their next audience lmaoo
@romanpoet22004
@romanpoet22004 4 жыл бұрын
I personally know of someone who did 15 inches and about 4 inches in diameter/girth...
@Slapchop20000
@Slapchop20000 4 жыл бұрын
Aaron Eiermann LMMFAO
@PCamron90
@PCamron90 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my fucking god
@FlyingWhale213
@FlyingWhale213 6 жыл бұрын
Bill from Mastodon is a cool dude
@gudalpesanz
@gudalpesanz 6 жыл бұрын
Bill doesn't even look like he is in a metal band. He looks like some kind of executive. Bill is so beautiful. Don't ask a hot dude to recall a shit story
@1097monster
@1097monster 5 жыл бұрын
Ok, here's a story from my marching band days: While driving 3 school buses 4 hours across the state we stopped at a McDonald's to empty one tank and fill another. My older sibling gets off one of the buses first and hauls ass to the bathroom, which only has one stall. 5 minutes and an excessive amount of grunting later and he leaves the bathroom and says to the next kid in line "I'm so sorry." Kid is obviously confused for a split second, then it hits him. The toilet is clogged. Whatever monstrosity was expelled from my brother's anus is now being the Hoover Dam to the Grand Rapids, Minnesota's Mcdonald's men's bathroom. There's a good 30 kids waiting to drop chocolate dragons and my predecessor of birth just ruined it for half of them. That's the only time I've seen this marching band work together, when girls were "standing guard" so guys could void their bowels without having to attempt to pass that blockage that so boldly held its ground in the yellowed porceline throne of the Home of the Big Mac. To this day, he is still clogging toilets at inconvenient times, only now, it's in his own home.
@thechubbman
@thechubbman 6 жыл бұрын
Surprised Ben didn't tell the story of Greg literally shitting on stage.
@jacobvieira1338
@jacobvieira1338 4 жыл бұрын
And throwing it at the crowd!
@Itsjesseshaw
@Itsjesseshaw 3 жыл бұрын
The title of the video is worst poop stories. Not best poop stories.
@localdishwasher
@localdishwasher 2 жыл бұрын
@@Itsjesseshaw good post. Excellent one actually
@ofadetergentsud
@ofadetergentsud 6 жыл бұрын
The story at the end might be the worst poop story ever told. Sounds like a night in Guantanamo Bay.
@vikingv45
@vikingv45 6 жыл бұрын
I like how he had to point out that he had to take a shower. ISN'T THAT SORT OF A GIVEN???
@ofadetergentsud
@ofadetergentsud 6 жыл бұрын
Right!? Sounds like he only showers when he shits himself or something. lol
@giulienk
@giulienk 6 жыл бұрын
Having IBS, these actually all sound like nightmare stories! I could never go on tour.
@JanderVK
@JanderVK 5 жыл бұрын
BINGO! >.< Studio only bands for me lol
@colehollow
@colehollow 4 жыл бұрын
giulienk our singer has it lol
@520angling5
@520angling5 2 жыл бұрын
@@colehollow lmao how does he deal with it, I’d have to shit before every show and it would be awful.
@MJXtube
@MJXtube 2 жыл бұрын
As a performing musician that has only ever done van tours and has always wondered how shitting while on a long tour bus drive works, I genuinely appreciate the hell out of this content.
@MouthVisuals
@MouthVisuals 4 жыл бұрын
OF COURSE Devin Townsend, the weird guy, is the only one taking a quiet shit ON THE TOUR BUS. Didn't see that coming!
@jbasti227
@jbasti227 6 жыл бұрын
I feel like every video I come across of Bill Kelliher, he wears the same black buttondown
@gudalpesanz
@gudalpesanz 6 жыл бұрын
Bill is always so prestine.
@Quake18
@Quake18 3 жыл бұрын
you dont fuck with a good formula
@TualCor
@TualCor 6 жыл бұрын
Hands up if you're watching this while pooping...
@AlanGomez0409
@AlanGomez0409 6 жыл бұрын
TualCor that’s exactly what I am doing ??? Lol
@titobalkani8240
@titobalkani8240 4 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@Kendrick1984
@Kendrick1984 4 жыл бұрын
This popped in my feed while pooping, big brother watching.
@MrGuitarJockey
@MrGuitarJockey 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah 🙌
@michaelmichaels138
@michaelmichaels138 3 жыл бұрын
I’m currently releasing massive amounts of feces into the toilet, it’s literally flowing out my ass like a lahar. Have a great day.
@revelore4090
@revelore4090 4 жыл бұрын
thank you for asking the important questions you guys
@TheOriginalShredneck
@TheOriginalShredneck 6 жыл бұрын
Richard Christy, was it...goat cheese? 😂
@riojasnoah
@riojasnoah 6 жыл бұрын
This was funny AF especially that last one
@hyperactiveslackers7758
@hyperactiveslackers7758 6 жыл бұрын
The nofx story where the drummer slips on a turd in Italy and hurt his neck is the best.
@bananabourbonaenima
@bananabourbonaenima 6 жыл бұрын
4:02 "...and I pooped in it for the rest of the tour." LOL
@killer1one1
@killer1one1 6 жыл бұрын
This was tremendously entertaining
@jacobvieira1338
@jacobvieira1338 4 жыл бұрын
Sad Mike Patton wasnt a part of this interview. His nickname was the shit terrorist
@yesfan157
@yesfan157 4 жыл бұрын
Ben's story made me cry laughing.
@grindcoremaniac
@grindcoremaniac 6 жыл бұрын
Of course this would be the longest Ask the Artist video, almost as long as my own turds.
@mandarin7728
@mandarin7728 6 жыл бұрын
Mark - the town was called Assago
@tyshred9251
@tyshred9251 3 жыл бұрын
Why am I watching this, lol god.... I've toured a lot and every poop is the worst. Especially at any venue or dive bar. Oh lawdy.
@nikola1970radulj
@nikola1970radulj 4 жыл бұрын
First guy looks like he came straight out of a Telltale game
@bode_sereia
@bode_sereia 4 жыл бұрын
As a Cave In/Mutoid Man and also Telltale big fan, this comment is absolute gold.
@nikola1970radulj
@nikola1970radulj 4 жыл бұрын
@@bode_sereia Thank you xD
@gudalpesanz
@gudalpesanz 6 жыл бұрын
"Me cagué" means I shit myself, lmao😂
@dylanrus8117
@dylanrus8117 4 жыл бұрын
Lol glad they included jim bruer
@benrosier9078
@benrosier9078 6 жыл бұрын
Richard Christy is the man!!!
@Mike4891w
@Mike4891w 6 жыл бұрын
Lol epic stories from epic musicians!
@herewegoagain9628
@herewegoagain9628 4 жыл бұрын
Burnt ByThe Sun has the best shit story. Lol Also Willie from L.O.G story is pretty funny as well.
@jeremiahpapa7868
@jeremiahpapa7868 4 жыл бұрын
Industrial bucket, large paper pags, coconut husks
@ofadetergentsud
@ofadetergentsud 6 жыл бұрын
One time the clown from Slipknot pooped in a Snapple bottle and took it on stage. During the last song, he busted it out and smeared poop all over his drums and then wipe his hands on the back of Jim Root. Jim said he was dry heaving for the rest of the song. I read this in a magazine interview about a decade ago. :P
@HIMcules2112
@HIMcules2112 4 жыл бұрын
How the fuck does somebody poop in a Snapple bottle? 😂
@ultrawolflord8495
@ultrawolflord8495 6 жыл бұрын
I now have to shit, thank you Metal Injection (but do more of these!)
@Anthropophagus
@Anthropophagus 4 жыл бұрын
What's the intro song? The one playing during the first seconds of the video? Those blastbeats are sick
@deborahdiperna2451
@deborahdiperna2451 4 жыл бұрын
Anthropophagus darude sandstorm.
@maximmatiusenco4335
@maximmatiusenco4335 10 ай бұрын
The Soulless
@MeltingIcecapsDrawmybabyUps
@MeltingIcecapsDrawmybabyUps 5 жыл бұрын
The Realness, the Glamour.
@engleprunt
@engleprunt 7 жыл бұрын
Richard Chrusty, I have your shirt ya dang hunk.
@KonradKavallieratos
@KonradKavallieratos 6 жыл бұрын
Dumpgrinder!
@waterdrinker90
@waterdrinker90 6 жыл бұрын
Great band name
@MandyDeadite
@MandyDeadite 4 жыл бұрын
@@waterdrinker90 They're a shitty band (lmfao)
@GaryGoRound-to7ld
@GaryGoRound-to7ld 4 жыл бұрын
of all the ways to save money I can think of better ways than to get a cheap tour base that you can't take a dump in the toilet ..we can put men on the moon ..and you can poop on the space shuttle ..you can put a system in a bus to handle it
@whoawhoami7931
@whoawhoami7931 6 жыл бұрын
Richards my FAVVVOOORRIITTE
@pseudoab1125
@pseudoab1125 3 жыл бұрын
Of course Devin’s here of all videos
@ScotianBlooded
@ScotianBlooded 4 жыл бұрын
jim breuer talking about horses ironic lol
@lordmarco
@lordmarco 6 жыл бұрын
Ah yes Thee Ol Hot Bagging method
@Alberto.R.Diaz.
@Alberto.R.Diaz. 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha the last one js hillarious
@mvunit3
@mvunit3 6 жыл бұрын
Why did I click on this . . . Toilets and Toilet Paper are the most awesome inventions in the world. THESE stories remind me, its not very important that I wanted a band and go on tours :p.
@jajoavila5820
@jajoavila5820 3 жыл бұрын
Damn right!! This is why I susbcribed
@andym28
@andym28 6 жыл бұрын
I was transit van touring and ate a steak sandwich which was very rare. Wolfed it down as was drunk. Next day was so constipated. I had to pull the chunks of steak out my ass. Agonizing and disgusting.
@crimsonmccloud2564
@crimsonmccloud2564 6 жыл бұрын
Ben's story fucking murdered me XDDDDDDDDDDDD
@fargenvonwitbier
@fargenvonwitbier 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna be a metal star in hopes someone will ask me my worst story involving shit too
@wes1hoskins
@wes1hoskins 4 жыл бұрын
They should've talked to Toby from H2O
@AnfalasHerdsman
@AnfalasHerdsman 7 жыл бұрын
DEvin xDDD 4:37hey who shit in the shower? xDDD
@A1Authority
@A1Authority 4 жыл бұрын
6:47 'violent diarrhea'
@Deadletter6
@Deadletter6 6 жыл бұрын
Pooping in a bag. Is called hot bagging.
@Limmtd
@Limmtd 4 жыл бұрын
parkway drive when one of them had red shit:"THERE'S BLOOD IN THE WATER"
@jesselawson224
@jesselawson224 6 жыл бұрын
That was fucking hilarious
@CaptnShred
@CaptnShred 6 жыл бұрын
How are these comments one year old
@Eli-he2df
@Eli-he2df 6 жыл бұрын
Capt'n Shred 🤷‍♂️ wierd
@TunnelJumper
@TunnelJumper 6 жыл бұрын
..I've definitely seen this somewhere before. Maybe it was up before, taken down and just republished?
@christianmonteith8568
@christianmonteith8568 6 жыл бұрын
Vitamin water also gives me the shits...
@sarajones6436
@sarajones6436 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 this is the fucking best
@catsforchaos5834
@catsforchaos5834 6 жыл бұрын
These are hilarious
@LiliVamp10
@LiliVamp10 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao this is great
@tadjones53
@tadjones53 5 жыл бұрын
That dingus shirt :D
@David-qp4nn
@David-qp4nn 4 жыл бұрын
Should have asked Dave Mathews.
@Djentstructer
@Djentstructer 5 жыл бұрын
4:08
@mikebunero6147
@mikebunero6147 6 жыл бұрын
re-upload?
@dubhorizon
@dubhorizon 4 жыл бұрын
5:27
@ganondorfchampin
@ganondorfchampin 7 жыл бұрын
What's the song playing at the end?
@deborahdiperna2451
@deborahdiperna2451 4 жыл бұрын
ganondorfchampin darude sandstorm
@ganondorfchampin
@ganondorfchampin 4 жыл бұрын
That joke was never funny. Anyway, I’ve long since learned the actual song is The Soulless by Charred Walls of the Damned.
@jacobjohnson9115
@jacobjohnson9115 4 жыл бұрын
KZfaq recommended it while I’m shitting 😂
@Robert048
@Robert048 6 жыл бұрын
Why?
@JasonX626
@JasonX626 6 жыл бұрын
Italy LOL
@randomguitarnote8887
@randomguitarnote8887 6 жыл бұрын
I watching this while taking a shit 🤘🏼
@tommccarron324
@tommccarron324 6 жыл бұрын
I've got an idea for a KZfaq video.....
@jamesdio2948
@jamesdio2948 6 жыл бұрын
Easy. My pants.
@ShintoDizzy
@ShintoDizzy 5 жыл бұрын
Richard Christy is my faaaaaaavorite
@TheseBitchesWantNikes
@TheseBitchesWantNikes 4 жыл бұрын
There’s no way vitamin water can do that to you...is there?
@jessebenavidez8439
@jessebenavidez8439 4 жыл бұрын
Song at the end please
@deborahdiperna2451
@deborahdiperna2451 4 жыл бұрын
Jesse Benavidez darude sandstorm
@maximmatiusenco4335
@maximmatiusenco4335 10 ай бұрын
The Soulless
@billymcilvian
@billymcilvian 6 жыл бұрын
I posted a comment on this video before it existed.
@sirkazm
@sirkazm 2 жыл бұрын
Taking a trump is tough when you're on the road, eh. 😂
@bestboy138
@bestboy138 6 жыл бұрын
💩 is silly
@johnathantyrer6077
@johnathantyrer6077 6 жыл бұрын
why does anybody want to know about people's shit stories...i mean and don't even want to know about hetfields and that dude is a god
@chubz1978cd
@chubz1978cd 6 жыл бұрын
devin townsend finally got his teeth fixed.
@dominikbilinski5807
@dominikbilinski5807 4 жыл бұрын
what are knee muscles bro XD?
@dh8657
@dh8657 6 жыл бұрын
I shit in a bag drove down the street an wiped my shit on my friends car door handle, in the morning he thought it was brownie
@bonermetal666
@bonermetal666 6 жыл бұрын
too bad there was no stories from any chicks from band haha!
@codynelson61
@codynelson61 6 жыл бұрын
I find the lack of blood stories disturbing.
@fezenstein
@fezenstein 4 жыл бұрын
just based on the interview perifphery sounds like a band i never want to hear. ("he does our documentaries")
@aracon9721
@aracon9721 4 жыл бұрын
Is Devin Townsend talking to god or something?
@Meyzen76
@Meyzen76 6 жыл бұрын
Running out of topics are we? Geez... step up your game Metal Indigestion.
@thearchivist7824
@thearchivist7824 6 жыл бұрын
Jim Bruer is incredibly unfunny.
@Thrashmetaltherapy
@Thrashmetaltherapy 6 жыл бұрын
Michael Wagner facts lol
@kvltizt
@kvltizt 5 жыл бұрын
His Sears Paint Department story is funny
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