Asmon reacts to the LockPickingLawyer April Fools Video

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11 ай бұрын

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@Notaforumguy007 11 ай бұрын

that was masterfully written there was hardly a moment he wasn't making an innuendo and it worked perfectly with what he was actually doing.

@anthonyelledge7475 11 ай бұрын

That is a lawyer for you

@Nekomancer1983 11 ай бұрын

And he does that every year. He's not only a locksmith, but a wordsmith as well.

@Johannes_Kuhn 11 ай бұрын

If you would just listen, without watching, you might imagine something else is going on.

@ronin1648 11 ай бұрын

I learned so much, about locks and "backdoors", two for one

@charmingsushiball9769 8 ай бұрын

I think i'm too foreign to understand the innuendos

@sirapple589 11 ай бұрын

Lock Picking Lawyer: Come for the April Fool’s videos, stay for the public humiliation of Masterlock.

@jonmsimpson 11 ай бұрын

Watching LLP vids have taught me that the only thing locks keep out are honest people.

@Toastybees 11 ай бұрын

@@jonmsimpson Honest people wouldn't steal even if it was unlocked with the key in it, locks exist to keep out lazy thieves.

@BusinessWolf1 11 ай бұрын

@@Toastybeesthis

@toshi9742 11 ай бұрын

Autocorrect or nah? 😏 (Sorry not sorry)

@Hemestal 11 ай бұрын

@@Toastybeesthey also keep out the average oportunistic thief. But theres nothing not even the best lock can do against an actual lock picker.

@harambae117 11 ай бұрын

I love that the LPL doesn't escalate, nor de escalate. He just KEEPS GOING.

@hdog9046 11 ай бұрын

You could say he's edging his audience!

@matthewglover8804 10 ай бұрын

MOMENTUM BABY!!!!

@rpie1382 Ай бұрын

Well that continued to plateau..

@fifthofascalante7311 11 ай бұрын

This is 100% better when you’re on audio only.

@mestre12 11 ай бұрын

Oh, hell yeah

@jkterjters 11 ай бұрын

If it started from “on this channel,” then it would be perfect.

@Alexandra-Rex 11 ай бұрын

He has the best April Fools videos out there.

@Lark88 11 ай бұрын

His other April Fools videos are just as hilarious.

@mikeuk666 11 ай бұрын

@@Lark88whoooosh

@Lark88 11 ай бұрын

@@mikeuk666 why are you whooshing me? I was agreeing with him.

@pillowhead4456 11 ай бұрын

@@mikeuk666 whooosh

@lvl-3bot 11 ай бұрын

@@mikeuk666 whoooosh 🤡

@endotimez9086 11 ай бұрын

The frightening part is just how easy it is to pick a standard door lock.

@TractorBoy521 11 ай бұрын

I think it was just his ex-girlfriend's back door being easy tbh

@ATSaale 11 ай бұрын

bro, there's a glass window right next to it.

@wevegottrouble5891 11 ай бұрын

The frightening part is that lock manufacturers know this and *still* sell their products to unsuspecting, gullible customers who don't know. LPL has featured countless of videos breaking into even relatively advanced door locks with ease, and many times it's an easily preventable exploit that allows extremely untalented novices without lockpicking expertise to get into your home, such as raking. Your lock is only as strong as your weakest entry point.

@Caramelhorse1 11 ай бұрын

You'll be happy to know that less than 2% of US burglars used lockpics/shims to enter their target building. You'll be less happy to know that for over 98% of burglaries, the lock didn't matter.

@cbot9302 11 ай бұрын

@@ATSaale The point of LPL channel is "detectionless attacks." In other words, methods where you can get in and out of a place without anyone theoretically knowing that you did. Hence why every video of his isn't just taking an angle grinder to a lock

@Ghostfighter3000 11 ай бұрын

asmon not wearing a white shirt? Must be AI

@KoarTCN 11 ай бұрын

Lets be real, none of those shirts are white any longer.

@yahikotendo5631 11 ай бұрын

@@KoarTCNbro💀

@dllsorfe 11 ай бұрын

it must be underneath...

@mineralbunny8736 11 ай бұрын

His white shirts are all in the laundry getting white again XD

@KoarTCN 11 ай бұрын

@@mineralbunny8736 There is no amount of bleach which could accomplish such a feat. Those are permanently stained.

@michaelmccartney157 11 ай бұрын

He could have cleaned the knob while he's at it

@solaire8498 11 ай бұрын

He’s not that kind of lawyer

@bernddasbrot7244 11 ай бұрын

that would be gay

@mikeuk666 11 ай бұрын

@@bernddasbrot7244like you would know kid

@Toastybees 11 ай бұрын

He deals with the locks, polishing the knob is the girlfriends job.

@dragonflysword Ай бұрын

I recommend doing that afterward.

@Dr.UldenWascht 11 ай бұрын

I have nothing but respect. This is when a true gentleman tries his hand at toilet humor.

@diverse20101 11 ай бұрын

LPL is a legend with his April Fools videos

@NatiiixLP 11 ай бұрын

Only Asmon can randomly react to an April Fools video... in July

@drthmik 11 ай бұрын

And one that is from last year or the year before

@mineralbunny8736 11 ай бұрын

I like how he “flushes out” her back door holding a towel right underneath with his bare hands BEFORE he put on his rubber protection🤔

@Blackbirdone11 11 ай бұрын

So you dont get the rubter joke. Makes sense..

@MollyHJohns 11 ай бұрын

The rubber is for the main job. In between the preparation there's still the baby wipes, *and the towel.* What are the towels and baby wipes for.

@DinnerForkTongue 7 ай бұрын

He'd be wasting the rubber if he did things out of order. It could rip from being snagged in the wrong piece, or work itself out of the proper fit and he'd have to remove it.

@bakersmileyface 4 ай бұрын

Bro doesn't know what lube is for

@elixir9665 11 ай бұрын

"i thought it was july" classic

@BlueAsterismSolstice 11 ай бұрын

The first time I watched this, the innuendos flew right past me. I thought he was just being overly cautious like the undisturbed lock pick he did that had a sticker cover the keyway. He prevented residue from the sticker and then put it back on when he was done.

@notdemomantf2294 7 ай бұрын

I thought "haha it's implying that LPL is robbing someone:

@pianissimo7121 6 ай бұрын

I didn't know what backdoor meant. Only during the brown residue i guessed what was happening

@mygamechannel2300 5 ай бұрын

I never even thought for a second that he was talking about the real door because I listened to it while doing things.

@irishbob26 11 ай бұрын

That was the funniest. I remember when he did it It took me a min to cop on to what was happening.

@diogogomes2393 11 ай бұрын

Wow, never in my mind i would tought Asmon would stumble on the Lockpickinglawyer channel. Beware of the rabbit hole!

@_eeveeon_ 11 ай бұрын

Too late. He's seen the first now he has no choice but to see them all

@hendrickstrauss3311 11 ай бұрын

First click...

@blastbomb2798 8 ай бұрын

Not again😅

@DinnerForkTongue 7 ай бұрын

Soon, Asmond will have his Covert Instruments Genesis set.

@azimuth9819 11 ай бұрын

Would be so funny if after he tried to pick it, it was already unlocked and 2 people were inside waiting lmao

@Monsux 11 ай бұрын

Back doors can be tight, but good luck trying to fill his wife's beaver…

@SuperTimmmi 11 ай бұрын

Naked gun reference?

@Reyn_Roadstorm 11 ай бұрын

@@SuperTimmmi Different LPL April Fools video reference.

@UyeGaming 11 ай бұрын

@@Reyn_Roadstorm Probably both.

@jcmottern 11 ай бұрын

I love taxidermy😊

@shubashuba9209 11 ай бұрын

*unlocks door* LPL: "Okay, now we can finally begin the process of penetrating my ex's backdoor."

@fluffyninjamenace4661 11 ай бұрын

Ah yes, LPL loves to takes his time with door-play before actually breaking in the backdoor.

@orclord5719 11 ай бұрын

This mf too relatable. Over the years, it turns out he watches the same channels i do

@DarkPoisoneer 11 ай бұрын

Aside from the joke in the video, the fact it is a lockpicking video with skyrim music in the background brings memories

@GrimmBones 9 ай бұрын

Honestly, I was expecting him to be like "It's time to show you how to break into some stranger's home."

@SkyRied1 2 ай бұрын

He could do that next year. 😆

@mattfromwiisports4910 11 ай бұрын

“ I thought it was July “ 😂😂😂

@Tefezilla 11 ай бұрын

Wait til he sees the big coq

@DarkKyugara 11 ай бұрын

The best April Fool's joke comes as a surprise, like in July, you never expect it.

@RinrinFran 11 ай бұрын

This clip is best played via audio only and let imagination run wild.

@carpickles 11 ай бұрын

The first time I saw this, I did not think of it the way it was intended to be interpreted at all until just looking back now. Good lord I was pure then LOL

@YeaNo. 11 ай бұрын

Watching this without looking at the screen was a crazy experience for me.

@LittleRedRubberDuck 11 ай бұрын

This one is a classic 😂 LPL is great!

@bsvenss2 8 ай бұрын

LLP?

@ozramblue117 11 ай бұрын

Lol! I’ve seen this. Nice to see you reacting to it. The guy IS genuinely impressive though.

@gavinomeara8390 6 ай бұрын

I can only imagine how many takes it took to keep a straight face during these recordings.

@kevinsargent 11 ай бұрын

I was expecting him to spit on the lock

@EM_vi_ix 11 ай бұрын

If you'd leave your house once in a while you'd know it's April and not July.

@mikeuk666 11 ай бұрын

Ditto

@HoangTran-wu6se 8 ай бұрын

You would be surprised how many locks are so easily broken into, when I was a kid I was playing with a screwdriver and I poked my house door and it f*cking opened.

@sukamadik5983 11 ай бұрын

That back door was so dirty Asmongold had to avoid wearing a white shirt.

@Tk_Tank 4 ай бұрын

"I'm actually glad to find it this way" 💀

@zinc_trioxide 11 ай бұрын

Please, clean the backdoor first before use!

@danskijonez 11 ай бұрын

When "One Wipe Charlies" just don't cut it.

@vili-pekkavaltonen5943 11 ай бұрын

The skyrim music on back make it so good.. he should have made book about lockpicking aswell and pointing it out.

@LightSilver7 11 ай бұрын

the only time one considers a rubber

@MixMeister5000 11 ай бұрын

So glad i learned how to get in her back door.

@sanji663 11 ай бұрын

The Skyrim music in the background fits way too good here.

@raccoon.legion 8 ай бұрын

I have never been more disturbed in my life while still smiling like the joker

@XBullitt16X 11 ай бұрын

This video works so well with LPL's dry sense of humour and monotone voice xD.

@mapsgoonthewall5396 11 ай бұрын

Love his April fools videos.

@IsYitzach 8 ай бұрын

It was originally published on KZfaq in a horizontal format without subtitles on April first. You're watching a repost somewhere else that may have been reposted in July.

@malikar_8623 8 ай бұрын

bro finished so fast

@spyros186 9 ай бұрын

now I want to see a McNally video roughhousing it as usual

@lastnamefirstname8655 9 ай бұрын

lpl's april fools' videos are always great.

@0ttselChops 11 ай бұрын

"Question here. Do you ever cut yourself getting in there? Sometimes, I notice blood when I twist it."

@russelldooley4670 4 ай бұрын

Needed an appropriate sound effect when he opened the door.

@7kortos7 11 ай бұрын

this was very well made. good job lock picking lawyer.

@Caydiem 11 ай бұрын

Sexual innuendo: The video.

@hadson2460 26 күн бұрын

This is a nice backdoor there

@limysyenpai537 11 ай бұрын

back when i thought the joke was him breaking into his ex girlfriends house only to realize years later i was wrong.

@Kspice9000 4 ай бұрын

A master class on innuendos.

@YDG666 11 ай бұрын

I remember this video back in the day it got out

@Silenceaverted 11 ай бұрын

He’d break the glass and reach around if it’s a guys back door he was trying to get into

@KarizmjhgvnRaiha 11 ай бұрын

lol just finished watching video 1553 from LPL and after the end this got recommended

@SwetPotato 3 ай бұрын

This auto-played for me while I was looking away from the screen, I was SHOCKED

@kbaptiste28 11 ай бұрын

it's the skyrim music that does it for me.

@Kosmopoli 11 ай бұрын

This is the side of LPL I never had to know about😞

@kleberson777 11 ай бұрын

my mind is traveling

@aschnt-983 11 ай бұрын

This sounds like the same voice as channel "History for Granite"

@withadraco 11 ай бұрын

lmfaoooo i had to watch this twice to fully laugh at it enough

@AC3handle 11 ай бұрын

that's the best part. It IS July.

@galeanart7209 11 ай бұрын

"awake" from elder scrolls V Skyrim

@rey40 11 ай бұрын

Skyrim music while lockpicking the door lol

@thesleeper4319 11 ай бұрын

He then went inside and loosened her up lol

@jaideepshekhar4621 3 ай бұрын

No no, you meant her BACKDOOR. 😉

@Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice 5 ай бұрын

I remember when i first watched this i was SO SURE it was going to be a joke about him breaking in to get revenge, i was NOT expecting the innuendos and it took me a minute to get it. WAY better than a psycho ex prank lol.

@nasekiller 11 ай бұрын

dang, at first i thought the joke was that he is breaking into his exes house, but then it was just a bunch of sexual double entendres like the last one

@TheBongReyes 8 ай бұрын

I must still be 14yo.. as the innuendos from the original video got me cracking up. 😂

@ZiIIous 11 ай бұрын

good thing im virgin and don't understand why chat are spamming horny emotes.

@spencer77822 11 ай бұрын

He forgot to spit on it

@johnmagus6341 11 ай бұрын

LPL is a true OG.

@user-ex9ti7ds3m 6 күн бұрын

He forgot to flick away a bit of debris 😂

@EsotericParadigm 11 ай бұрын

asmon totally misses all the inuendo!

@deadlyshotta2893 3 ай бұрын

When scrolling online not watching the video, or paying attention. And wife laughs and says what what the hell are you watching.. haha 😂

@gytispranskunas4984 4 ай бұрын

Its deadly humour. How does the commentator hold a calm voice and not burst out laughing

@bittenbone2382 Ай бұрын

I will be impressed once both LPL and Mcnally can pick that one lock that both of them have said is currently impossible

@ivanstefancic8938 11 ай бұрын

3:34 - hahaha 😂

@trstmeimadctr 11 ай бұрын

You should see his wife's beaver

@psibug565 5 ай бұрын

Was Zack suggesting the Mulvany version of this video ie “Smash the window, reach around and grab the knob”?

@JABejarasco 11 ай бұрын

Just by listening to it seems like one of Johnny Sins' profession.

@veroxid 2 ай бұрын

I'm gonna be honest: The innuendos went right over my head when I first watched this. It wasn't until next year's April Fools video with the diaries that it all finally locked into place. At first I thought he was making a "I'm going to break into my ex's house and steal her crap; don't mess with a locksmith" joke video.