Asmongold Takes The First HORDE WoW Quiz - The Ultimate WoW Neckbeard

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4 жыл бұрын

Asmongold takes the first ever HORDE Quiz from The Ultimate WoW Neckbeard series, testing his wow knowledge with the many questions presented by Porcupine Monarch...
Original Video: • Warcraft HORDE QUIZ --...
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@JesiAsh 4 жыл бұрын

"I kill two dwarves in da morning, I kill two dwarves at night, I kill two dwarves in the afternoon, and then I feel alright. I kill two dwarves in time of peace and two in time of war, I kill two dwarves before I kill two dwarves, and then I kill two more."

@orlandot6 4 жыл бұрын

Jesi Oni FOR THE HORDE!

@OGVendettaRacing 4 жыл бұрын

@@orlandot6 FOR THE WHORED!

@Warcrafter 4 жыл бұрын

Actually the answer to the first question is sleeping.

@ScalperHero 4 жыл бұрын

lol i said that too but with the answers given it is correct that its labor

@alberworld6579 4 жыл бұрын

Warcrafter3001 true horde knows but they alliance -

@joeljoel978 3 жыл бұрын

They are nothing more than slaves and canon fodder. I think no one of those poor bastards had ever slept enough before Thrall became the warchief of the horde. Thrall made a lot of changes regarding the warfare and social structures

@LetsPlayKenny 3 жыл бұрын

Zug zug

@SmokerFace12 4 жыл бұрын

Starts 3:35

@stefan6768 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you kind sir

@beascoutly8735 4 жыл бұрын

Oh thank you kind sir.

@helohelohelo6356 4 жыл бұрын

u have nothing else to do but watching youtube videos while getting farmed? hehe

@nordzasdf4610 4 жыл бұрын

The trolls were the second race to join the horde. however the question reads "the second race to ALLY themselves with thralls horde". in which case the trolls were the first, then the tauren.

@GlobstersMessenger 4 жыл бұрын

you're actually stupid if you decide to take the most convoluted interpretation possible.

@darthvein3 4 жыл бұрын

@@GlobstersMessenger Have you heard the term "Pot calling the kettle black"

@GlobstersMessenger 4 жыл бұрын

@@darthvein3 how do you join something that doesn't exist?

@mitchtheronin1469 4 жыл бұрын

GlobstersMessenger wth are you talkin

@internetcommentator6282 3 жыл бұрын

16:53 Basic horde lore *orcs arrived in kalimdor first helped fend off the centaur raids which would have wiped out the Tauren, they then established a blood pact and joined the orcish horde*

@skyclaw36 4 жыл бұрын

"brackenwall village, isn't that random troll place?" - lol does he even go around Azerorth?

@romanlegion4178 4 жыл бұрын

That question was so easy

@bobies22 4 жыл бұрын

Well basicly it wasnt That far off xD

@darthvein3 4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't play horde dipshit. Not everyone knows everything. So grow up, and stop being an actual loser. You just look pathetic.

@sarang4084 4 жыл бұрын

@@darthvein3 Damn. Look how right you are, never seen this kinda typist before, congratulations; you got triggered over something that doesn't fucking matter. :).

@GeorgeDeen9 4 жыл бұрын

How did he not know the dwarf joke?

@Michael-kd1ho 4 жыл бұрын

The last question referenced the song "I smoke 2 joints" by Bob Marley. The troll replaced it with "I kill 2 dwarves".

@YackAttack290 4 жыл бұрын

Michael Yeah that’s not bob Marley

@YackAttack290 4 жыл бұрын

Common misconception though

@KevDee 4 жыл бұрын

As someone who only played WoW for a bit casually, I was glad to find I knew the answer to question 5. Was basically the one quest I truly remembered.

@xDelirio1231 4 жыл бұрын

the upload speed is insane hahaha

@zetrual4735 4 жыл бұрын

The dwarf arguing for bernie had my attention the whole time lmao

@pr0phet 4 жыл бұрын

Best part

@Heboux 4 жыл бұрын

Should edit out idiots like that 😂

@deathweeler8028 4 жыл бұрын

11:55, you was reading that chat.

@dtg9k355 4 жыл бұрын

Bro, he said c when it popped up before chat spammed it. You and chat are deaf

@atlas9603 4 жыл бұрын

5:30 Bruh insane lore

@Drarck_ 4 жыл бұрын

i smoke 2 tauren in the morning

@marcelhard465 4 жыл бұрын

Its funny how he does better on the horde questuons than the alliance when he dislike the horde haha.

@gummybear8679 Жыл бұрын

Keep friends close and enemies closer.

@krumpits 4 жыл бұрын

This is the first one of these tests that i got all of them right. Horde for life baaaaybeeee

@ayc4389 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly the dwarf talking about insurance is way more interesting

@seansaxon641 4 жыл бұрын

I was going to say the same thing, haha.

@thomaspendlebury4222 4 жыл бұрын

The only reason America still has such a complicated healthcare system is because it’s insanely profitable to private companies. It would cost less to have a proper healthcare system for all. Other countries spend way way less on healthcare and have some of the best in the world all while making sure that its available for all.

@lalawong3993 4 жыл бұрын

@@thomaspendlebury4222 no it wouldn't, lmao total idiot

@thomaspendlebury4222 4 жыл бұрын

LaLa Wong the US spends nearly 20% of its GDP on healthcare. Almost double that of any other developed country, your system is a convoluted mess.

@erictoma8934 4 жыл бұрын

Because the US is also one of the biggest developed country in terms of population, it's lohical it will pay more. And the "free" healthcare in other countries which is also paid by the people is complete trash. The best researchers and doctors are from America.

@Ashuowl 4 жыл бұрын

3 wrongs without using 50/50 (since I just paused/muted the reaction video Kappa). I automatically failed the axe question since I didn't get to mute before Asmon answered that it was an Axe, but I probably woulda failed it since the name didn't ring a bell. No clue about voice actor of Sylvanas, took a guess at Vanessa and the Blizzard backwards Ogre question I didn't know or didn't recall, got it wrong anyway, tbh don't even remember where Brackenwall Village is...don't even recall that name, although kinda funny I managed to guess the raid question which I have never done but usually they go with 3000 so I mean. 12/15 not too shabby

@aaronjagger8098 4 жыл бұрын

So cool that asmond gets to play wow with Seth Rogan all the time...

@tyleramon8371 4 жыл бұрын

Trolls were already a part of Horde in WC 3. they didn't get their own faction partially because of that.

@tyleramon8371 4 жыл бұрын

In WC3 the axe Serathil is an artifact that grants 20 bonus damage and (i think) crit chance?

@zoomin9397 4 жыл бұрын

i thought the movie reference question was pretty obviously 300, now i have never done the quest or heard the voice line but i can guess that they are referring to “THIS IS SPARTA” which was probably a funny meme even back then

@d4rq0n3aphextwin 4 жыл бұрын

22:33 almost choked laughing.

@HaloLvl43Legit 4 жыл бұрын

First Horde quiz, final answer: Dwarves

@fckihate69jokes 4 жыл бұрын

i mean, isnt the question horde based?????

@xerasferalos9784 4 жыл бұрын

fuck the horde, thats right

@Ramsteinrig 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, and it's about KILLING ALLIANCE. :)

@7dskingpin58 4 жыл бұрын

love to see him get things wrong bc he gets so mad and love to see him be like i Knew that after the fact when everyone can see through it

@oak1739 4 жыл бұрын

@MaMa DeW Can you even read?

@seankkg 2 жыл бұрын

I'm so excited that I deduced it was Brackenwall Village *only* because it was added in Cata and that's the only way they'd have a name that stupid. I called it immediately before I even remembered what the name of the place in Dustwallow was.

@ignatrotenberg7676 4 жыл бұрын

ty for toilet skip, much appreciated

@johnjameson2034 4 жыл бұрын

I thought that last one would be blood elves because they are addicted to MANA

@moriohjoe2032 4 жыл бұрын

“BERNIE’S GONNA WIN!” In WoW chat @15:20 lol. Conveniently watching this on the day he dropped out of the race 😂

@liamwilson7549 4 жыл бұрын

Well... it’s all up to Biden now, if he doesn’t win at this point I’ve lost hope in humanity.

@moriohjoe2032 4 жыл бұрын

Liam Wilson Trump is gonna stomp Biden lmao. Trump is the best 🇺🇸

@liamwilson7549 4 жыл бұрын

Jordan Loudenback your sarcasm is golden 👌😂

@moriohjoe2032 4 жыл бұрын

Liam Wilson Completely serious. Best president of our life time. Should be thankful. 😉 but it’s okay if you don’t like him, cuz he’s still gonna be here regardless.

@Truhandle91 4 жыл бұрын

@@liamwilson7549 the one who's allegations the media all of a sudden ignores? The one screaming believe all women, unless it's about me? The one who is sniffing little children and telling some very disturbing stories? The one who doesn't remember what he had for breakfast 2 days ago?.. If he wins then congratulations America you beat us in even having the worst representation.. And we had Boris Jelzin xD

@cooki3wooki394 4 жыл бұрын

Lol that guy said you pawned saying its easy...

@skyesthelimit6792 4 жыл бұрын

This video I enjoyed. But still cant watch a full video from start to finish. Anyway tyvm. Kay

@hencewurth 4 жыл бұрын

last question was so fucking funny lmao

@Guesswhohowduguess 4 жыл бұрын

11:23 guy on the btm lol

@PendragonMusicOfficial 4 жыл бұрын

I think Mike had to pick his mom up from Applebees

@kloudrebirth 4 жыл бұрын

Why is the last question about a alliance race when its a horde quiz?

@lordslashingtonsmoments6125 4 жыл бұрын

because the question was about a removed Troll joke, Trolls are on Horde so yes it does make sense and really isnt that hard to understand, the last question needs to be hard, so come with a joke that is removed from the game for one of the races and there you go.

@Dragunaw 4 жыл бұрын

because the joke was about Trolls killing Dwarves.

@Joebonjoe 4 жыл бұрын

16:45 is that true? i was allways thinking that the Tauren were allready an official member befor Thrall became a leader

@krumpits 4 жыл бұрын

Nah cairne saves thrall and the orcs with him, they friend up and the tauren join from there.

@brienirving7573 4 жыл бұрын

final answer of a horde quiz is dwarves?

@Ramsteinrig 4 жыл бұрын

It's about KILLING dwarves. :)

@jeremyrawdon4675 4 жыл бұрын

These dudes in the beginning really debating Bernie

@fizzleqt 4 жыл бұрын

@machabelli WeirdChamp :point_right: :door:

@bizkutlimau7103 4 жыл бұрын

this quiz guy is a fucking master

@Faqka 4 жыл бұрын

La novena pregunta es incorrecta la segunda raza en ser reclutada por Thrall a la horda fueron los trolls, está mal hecho

@airimee 4 жыл бұрын

1st 10 questions..this is easy!!! Question 11...oh god...

@bbbbnnnhhhero2883 4 жыл бұрын

For the Horde :D

@UltraplayersRJ 4 жыл бұрын

the best thing in this video is bernie in low part of the screen

@erictoma8934 4 жыл бұрын

He whines like a little bitch lol

@mkt8880 4 жыл бұрын

14:29 OMEGALUL

@koford 4 жыл бұрын

f easy, and then uhh uhm.. look at chat.. yepp thats the one :P

@DarkInos 4 жыл бұрын

In one sentence "I do not cheat" In other.. Picked A... you know what I will do 50 50... I did not click on it.. (while already on A answer...)

@Mr_Lo_ 4 жыл бұрын

love the bernie bro just whining all the way through.

@erictoma8934 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, lol, now he's crying because Trump's gonna win again

@TheLocoRunner 3 жыл бұрын

The rich are the problem! He said from his Microsoft computer.

@TheLocoRunner 3 жыл бұрын

@Marcus Thomas lol, just making a point that the rich often times are the biggest producers of "things" that we all benefit from. Seems a tad ridiculous to blame the rich for all life's problems. Capitalism is the biggest lifter of people out of poverty.

@TheLocoRunner 3 жыл бұрын

@Marcus Thomas Sure. But would they be doing that if Bill Gates didn't exist and start Microsoft? I don't think so. Without these "rich people" gathering these talented individuals together (with money incentives) to work towards the same goal, we wouldn't even be having this conversation right now. Also about your comment on earning a "fraction of a fraction of what Bill Gates makes", why do you even care how much Bill Gates earns? It just makes you seem very greedy. I have never understood why it is "greed" to want to keep the money you have earned but not greed to want to take somebody else's money - Thomas Sowell.

@ExZeIion 4 жыл бұрын

wait how is this a horde edition if the final question is about alliance character jokes ?

@hwasaornothing 4 жыл бұрын

im pretty sure in the alliance one he had a similar question about the horde

@Fang1st 4 жыл бұрын

The joke was made by the troll race, about dwarves. So it was a horde joke, it was removed because it was a drug reference, smoking dwarves and such.

@Jenny-kt2xj 4 жыл бұрын

@@Fang1st it wasn't smoking dwarves, it was killing dwarves: ""I kill two dwarves in da morning, I kill two dwarves at night, I kill two dwarves in the afternoon, and then I feel alright. I kill two dwarves in time of peace and two in time of war, I kill two dwarves before I kill two dwarves, and then I kill two more." A reference to the song 'smoke 2 joints'

@liamwilson7549 4 жыл бұрын

I find it funny how he always has the same recommended videos as I do xD

@mcleemer4624 4 жыл бұрын

Why would Horde be based on Gladiator? They are a group of RAMPANTLY militarized people. What does that remind you of? The spartans. You didnt even need to watch the movie for that basic ass extrapolation and ive been playing WoW for like a month in total now XD

@TheDaveShowLP 4 жыл бұрын

What does "who is the voice actor" have to do with Horde Lore?

@Desune0 3 жыл бұрын

Idk, Sylvanas maybe?

@Ginger-Sage 4 жыл бұрын

Im a tauren main I'd never forgot they were second to join

@christianhawk592 4 жыл бұрын

Its TheGinger orc all day

@xerasferalos9784 4 жыл бұрын

@@christianhawk592 gnome all night

@Jackie89000 Жыл бұрын

I spent most of the video just watching the gnome and dwarf argue about politics.

@timbohtv 4 жыл бұрын

you know everyone is his twitch chat was young af because there was not a single reference to the who wants to be a millionaire show

@ianrahl7456 4 жыл бұрын

Rexxar is 1/4 ogre 3/4 orc

@Gojxd 4 жыл бұрын

I dont know lores very well, but i got his wrongs right. But i only got like 8 right

@Toosick0 3 жыл бұрын

Damn normally I'm not that good at these quizzes but on this one I got everything other than the sylvanas voice actor because I don't pay attention to that shit 🤦‍♂️

@gordonjackson4040 4 жыл бұрын

I actually wish I was in the chat when he did this

@jakefingerrr 4 жыл бұрын

trying to play along with wife but asmon announces answer before question is read >.>

@mythrandir7824 4 жыл бұрын

So what's your take on Blizzard cucking to Chinese censors?

@seancampbell6292 4 жыл бұрын

China is a beautiful girl and Blizzard is Simping.

@silvero1964 4 жыл бұрын

13:30 end of the quiz for me:)

@Kesvalk 4 жыл бұрын

yeah, that was too much even for asmon standards.

@ekenosen5087 4 жыл бұрын

For the HORDE

@billymiles6870 4 жыл бұрын

I said Patty Mattson when it showed up.

@gs2lover 4 жыл бұрын

Its troll joke "I smoked two dwarves in da morning "

@billymiles6870 4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA he said Tauren.

@ZhunterPLUR 4 жыл бұрын

Too cake man easy test

@CptOriginal 4 жыл бұрын

Starts 14:22

@alberworld6579 4 жыл бұрын

You can tell he watched that and knew answers, im FBI and I read body language

@slinttu1378 4 жыл бұрын

You are the cringiest person i have seen in a while. Your comments are actual garbage.

@samueldavidbatistaruiz7510 4 жыл бұрын

Trolls were the first race to join the horde, not taurens, wtf is that shit??

@joe_klein146 4 жыл бұрын

14:23 isnt fair - question is not about wow is about movies, you might not see gladiator or 300...

@joe_klein146 4 жыл бұрын

@@vikkran401 maybe you've never seen a person living outside the united states... you can know the game, but you may not know memes...

@Joebonjoe 4 жыл бұрын

come on every american knows these _this is sparta kick- scene_ , but in case of the people from outside the us, europe etc. you,re right (sorry for my bad english)

@joe_klein146 4 жыл бұрын

@@Joebonjoe in any country there are people from the outback

@nickkozijevic8897 4 жыл бұрын

hahahaahhahhahhha no you bad

@nickkozijevic8897 4 жыл бұрын

you got to question wrorng you you did this before you A CHEAT

@Huge-Swine 4 жыл бұрын

Rexxar is 25% ogre 75% orc not 50/50

@joacimhill2178 4 жыл бұрын

" Its not cheating, i dident click it" yeah sure buddy..

@jeraimie 4 жыл бұрын

Why do they call him a cheater when he gets one wrong? Because they're very smart

@ScalperHero 4 жыл бұрын

they called him a cheater because he went back, he was called a cheater for clicking 50/50 after he had picked his final answer

@jeraimie 4 жыл бұрын

ScalperHero then they're right

@jeraimie 4 жыл бұрын

ScalperHero wait I already said they're right.

@ScalperHero 4 жыл бұрын

@@jeraimie you said there right 16 min ago mate my comment was 7 hours ago

@ScalperHero 4 жыл бұрын

@@jeraimie that they are mate

@bowmin1 4 жыл бұрын

Why is it that KZfaq comments contain more intelligence than the average twitch chat? Is it because KZfaq commenters have more time to consider what they are actually posting? Asmongold's chat contains some absolutely ridiculous individuals who spend most of the stream either A: Complaining B: Begging for attention C: Typing out "True" in the hopes that they seem smart despite not knowing the answer. D: Spamming nonsense while believing themselves to be comedians E: Complaining

@TheIronekk 4 жыл бұрын

Because Twitch chat is for the biggest retards. Asmongold fans feels there the best.

@itsprivate3061 4 жыл бұрын

i dont remember the alliance quiz having suck an epic intro, oh wait, cuz nobody gives a fuck about alliance

@CooKeyy818 4 жыл бұрын

Disposed of

@nickkozijevic8897 4 жыл бұрын

8.30 now you trying to hard lol

@surgeon23 3 жыл бұрын

exactly what you would expect from a filthy alliance player ;)

@jordanbauer5843 4 жыл бұрын

he got 4 wrong and cheated i got 2 wrong cuz i didnt know about the axe or the voice actor

@Lunatic108 4 жыл бұрын

Question 10 is tricky, since in the original Horde it was Orcs, then Ogres then Trolls, but since its Thralls Horde Ogres were never part of it so it was Troll then Tauren.

@Leopoldshark 4 жыл бұрын

da Horde

@nickkozijevic8897 4 жыл бұрын

dibw with yout

@jaredmcmillin4140 4 жыл бұрын

so funny

@homergetsthejoke4414 4 жыл бұрын

I feel like asmongold says shit so chat spams kappa

@pancho2753 4 жыл бұрын

At lvl 96 everyone in chat B its B but your friend says it's D😇 man trust me boom it's B 🤦🤦🏿

@tadtandleton5958 3 жыл бұрын

Orgrims hammer is from wrath gun ship fight noob

@Bai_Su_Zhen 4 жыл бұрын

I've only played WoW one time for 1 month and it was like 5 years ago. I barely reached maximum level with my blood elf priest. I then went on to not play late game at all. I neither played any BGs nor arenas nor dungeons. Before my payment expired I've only managed to get exiled with one faction, collecting a couple of flying mounts. I don't even really give a shit about WoW lore apart from watching WoW streamers on youtube from time to time. Never read any chronicles or quest texts in game. I still made it further than Asmon in every fucking wow quiz so far without a chat to help me.

@l.l.9806 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@cooki3wooki394 4 жыл бұрын

Lol you play Alliance didnt know 300

@Ingrid-ss1rc 4 жыл бұрын

Asmond, pls do these quests without looking at chat pls, you're clearly watching chat once you're not sure.

@timbohtv 4 жыл бұрын

won't the audience just google the answer?..

@powertrip8676 4 жыл бұрын

Timboh yes but the audience are also trolls and picks the wrong answer on purpose

@hunterlong1820 4 жыл бұрын

The Knightwalker imagine internet culture trolls on the real who wants to be a millionaire lol

@PONYBOYonline 4 жыл бұрын

Hellfire Peninsooooooola

@andersonzinum8 4 жыл бұрын

Its A omg

@Leopoldshark 4 жыл бұрын

Its E Pepega

@petrameyer1121 4 жыл бұрын

He never cheats, but he lies!

@ScalperHero 4 жыл бұрын

clicking 50/50 after picking his answer is cheating

@petrameyer1121 4 жыл бұрын

@@ScalperHero Meet our savior Hu Mor!

@ScalperHero 4 жыл бұрын

@@petrameyer1121 for Hu Mor it would have to be funny

@thalrasha02 4 жыл бұрын

MAK AKU MASUK TV WKWKWK land

@ChairmanMeow1 4 жыл бұрын

weird flex for me, but I found thsi really easy. Im a huge nerd I guess.

@jivkokostov5737 4 жыл бұрын

peshoturboto :Ddd