Nobody : Grandma when you grow :

i truly do not understand how he can keep such a straight face!!??

Can we all just agree that this man is among the luckiest men in the world...

This reminds me of playing "doctor" as a kid. I can't believe he doesn't even crack a smile once!

"After several measurements, you indeed have a face!"

hey guys, thanks for using black background. easier for me to fall asleep. 😁😁

*person pulls down his collar slightly* Me- "oh, scandalous"

Me:sitting all relaxed witch full volume the Ad:DO YOUSUFFER FROM EXTREME MENSTRUATION

Imagine going to a doctors office with your results from this exam. “Here are my measurements and my forehead tape results, you’re going to be super interested in those”

Plot twist : these were his own hands

I wonder if when he hears her rummaging through the stuff if he says to himself O crap what the heck she got now

You know, some videos have asmr in the title, but the people talk so damn loud in them that it isnt. That's what i like about yalls videos. Yall don't talk. Just sounds.

the patience required to sit still and quietly for over 25 minutes is mind boggling to me

0:00-1:44 gloves on face 1:45-2:42 dry scrubbing 2:56-4:17 face mapping/pen/gloves 4:18-5:50 clicker? art tool?/pen/gloves/ 6:29-9:08 Tape/ brush/ skin sample 9:30- 10:50 scrapin/gloves/hai 11:00-15:40 measuring/ gloves/ sponge 15:50-26:22 balls?/hair/ gloves/sciossors

No talking, no sexual crap, this is how you do it. You guys are GREAT!👍😎❤

I need him to drop his skin care routine STAT

I’d pay someone like $50 to give me this exam. $50 for 30 min of work. Low overhead. Boom, there ya go someone, ASMR boutique cafe, someone go make some money now, just don’t forget about me.

Imagine going to the doctors office and they pull out a oven mitt and start feeling your face Edit: May I just say thank you to everyone who has liked this comment that I made late at night trying to sleep

Imagine getting touched by two floating hands with surgical gloves on for protection. In a dark room with one light flashed upon your face. Then to suddenly have tape get slapped on your head. GLORIOUS!

I’m waiting for the comment As a doctor I can confirm this is how you do it

When they started putting dots on his head i thought they were preparing him to become a cyborg or somethin.

As much as I love being examined by nurses/doctors. If one asked me to stay still like that for half hour straight I woulda cracked up laughing cause I'm ticklish.🤣

I was worried about his hairline for a minute until I realized she still had the cover on the razor. I just can't get enough of their videos. I could watch these two all day.

So many questions: 1) Do you tell male ahead of time... "okay look. I'm going to draw on your face. There might be a paint brush involved. Just sit there quietly." I mean do you plan it out ahead of time or just wing it? 2) Do you have a closet full of ASMR tools? 3) Do you ever have to just redo a video cause someone laughs or you mess up? 4) Do you have a notebook you carry around full of ideas? 5) Have you ever considered doing more than one video a week on this channel? Thanks. Love all of the channels!

Bro...every time they upload these types of videos I’m like I WANNA BE YOU MY GUY!!! Edit: Thank you so much for the likes! ❤️

I hope aliens find their videos first and try to study us.

I see what you did here.. You inverted the roles. You made me think i was giving the examination instead of recieving it. That was Smart. A different point of view and i loved it. Thank You! 😘

19:15 Is the best part. I wish it were longer 😍

Plot twist: hes actually asleep and he had no idea that this is going on Edit: thanks for all the likes

Love everything about this video, from the dark background, to the intended mannerisms and movements, and even the unexpected stomach growling sounds. It all works. Thank you for making this video. You helped calm me this evening.

7:25 just some happy little tape. -Bob Ross, 2020

The moments were nothing was happening, I couldn't help myself but imagine the next thing to happen was just that one of the hands, cones back in and slaps him really hard, and I kept nose exhaling and not being tired anymore lol

Not sure if you guys have been studying compositing or something but visually this looks amazing, and don't even get me started on the audio. Fantastic work! I really like how quickly she moves too, just enough for it to seem purposeful without it feeling rushed. A+! I see improvement with every new upload!

Okay so I’m French and I have a massive headache I couldn’t sleep Just so you know yesterday I fell asleep at 2 am so I’m pretty tired but the pain won’t let me sleep I already took my pills but the pain is still there so I went on KZfaq to see if watching videos could help But at every time they talked the pain got worse until I found you Now I can watch your videos in peace And my headache is slowly going away It’s 11.44 pm where I am And I hope I get to sleep soon because I have a job interview in two days Btw if I have a headache is because I’m sick but without fever Pour les français comment on dit en anglais qu’on a une autite Good night everyone And thanks for reading my comment out of so many 💝

I must insist on my doc using small Xmas ornaments on my head.

I want a whole vid of what happened at 17:39

Thank you for using a dark background. It makes it so much easier to watch!! I usually skip videos that are super light as they strain my eyes more. Seeing the dark background automatically had my attention

I think it's safe to say you started an experience of asmr that can't really be found anywhere else. your videos all contain your ideas and in the decade I've been relying on asmr to get me to sleep, your originality is unfounded, to me at least. you're so precise and calculated while doing complete nonsense. Thank you for using your time to do this, it's helped my adhd, ptsd and anxiety endlessly, and I'm autistic so anything weird and comforting and also a sound is top of my list.

*dozing* *dozing* *dozing* Ad: WOuLD YoU LiKe A NEw WiNdOw?? !? !? Me: AHH REEEEEEEEE

That body fat caliper tool you use in these vids gives me the biggest tingles!!

👀 👃 👄 Me in front of a mirror _ 👀 👃 👄 Me in front of a camera

I can't remember how many times I've almost dropped my phone from watching these videos from falling asleep cause they are so relaxing

is deliberance or like purposeful movements a trigger?? cause i swear that’s what gives me tingles, like carefully thought out hands

Those Accu-measure calipers clicking is possibly the most tingle-inducing thing I've ever heard.

You can tell by his grin that he's laughed a few times during the recording process

I can’t deal with how amazing these 2 are! They definitely found their calling in life! Love them xx

I had very strong tingles during this vid. Was a long time since one of your videos had this effect on me. Thank you so much. You both are so talented.

The ASMR is strong with this video.

When you are an asmrist and you find out that you boyfriend/husband is a heavy sleeper:

I never got so many tingles down my spine from an asmr video

Wonderful job again, y’all! I really appreciate how deliberate your movements are and the seriousness you both maintain -for some reason that makes the ASMR work even better for me. I also appreciate how close up this video is compared to your others -it makes it easier to empathize with the guy.

I’ve watched your videos for years and every time I come back to watch, insane tingles! You guys are fantastic!

I laughed so hard cause I thought that mit was a loaf of bread. And then i fell asleep zzzzz

こういう意味の無いことを凄いガチっぽくやるのが好き

the touches produced by her / him are so perfect, this tuch with your inner xD is such a magic

He looks kind of cute with those ,,freckles" 😂

Omg yesssssssss! 😍😍😍 I've been waiting for another video featuring the acu-measure tool. I live for the click.

Honestly pretty proud of these units for being able to do this without busting into laughter. If it was me and my friend I swear we'd have,to do 1000 takes just to get one decent

I haven't seen this perspective from anyone else. Trust you two to come up with it. Fabulous as always. Thanks!!!!

I think you are absolutely awesome!! The no talking, just sounds is just brilliant and exactly what I prefer (of course different strokes for different folks). But for me personally, absolutely brilliant!! Thank you and look forward to watching, listening and falling to sleep to as many vidoes that you two make together as possible!!

I can never watch without visuals. The visuals are everything.

When the Razer was pulled out I was like bye eyebrows 😂

I love how imaginative and creative you guys are!

I watch ASMR all the time and i kinda don't know what i just watched but i liked it 😂 the stuff was so random but the sound and lack of speech was so relaxing.

This dude has to be the most relaxed guy on the planet.

Male is just an amazing partner for FeMale. I always expect him to flinch or laugh but he never does. Wonderful job!

I LOVE their videos! So unpredictable and different. I love to see what the use and how they make use of them. You guys are soooooo good! Thank you for all you do!

Love the black back drop and really like the black chopstick through his hair. Great auditory triggers too.

I really enjoy your medical exams, especially this one as it has alot of touch whilst being POV. Love it. It reminds me of a similar video you done next to a window which Is one of my favourites. Thank you

Amazing video for visual ASMR!!! Thank you! Could you do a series of this. Where you examine his arms and hands, then his back etc. the muscles and the bones. That would be ASMR heaven!

I dont know how he doesnt pass out in the middle of these videos. Awsome job! So satisfying!

I feel like its one of those videos where you hug yourself and it seems like someone else hugs you.

She put tape on his heed and then peeled it back off??? What kind of face exam is that??? A want it

When you used that brown thing for your hand it was very relaxing but it was very funny to me because it reminded me of a walrus or a seal flap 😂😂

I’ve been having asmr immunity for a little bit but this video has me tingling on both vision and audio. Amazing job, thank you so much for your effort!

So many visual and audio triggers in this. Super tingly.

When they were putting dots on his face, i thought about those charts you see at the grocery store telling you what part of the animal you eat

0:44 your sister when you got a new haircut

I absolutely love this channel. Shes so focused. Love the glove testing one. Actually love them all. I find them so relaxing. I'd love someone to do this to me. But I reckon I'd fall asleep or every hair would stand on end lol . Keep it up

Thank you guys so much for this one! I have been having problems sleeping for the past couple of days, but when I put this video on and put myself in the shoes of the model I fell right asleep!

*uses light up finger to inspect ear*

I don't know what it is but I get insta tingles! Maybes it's Females gentle hand movements I love so much 🙀 Great Video! Thank you so much!

How this dude not fell asleep is beyond me

The gloves on the scruff gave me so many tingles

If you ever want to make a video and he's not able to participate, you can always give me a call. I'm ready and willing.

Lovely, nice sounds from Male🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟👑

Bless you guys. I haven't had good tingles in a few months... I am currently mush right now. Great job!

Props to this man for being able to keep a straight face

Esse sem dúvidas!!! É o melhor vídeo de ASMR❤️🙊

You need to dona whole video of 19:13 omg soooo many tingles

I love your check up series!

Yes! I’ve been waiting for another one like this.

Imagina a sensação boa que ele sentiu, deve ter dormido um sono maravilhoso.

Your video's are amazing, thank you for helping me sleep 👍💕😴

That guy has the best job on the internet.

Durch euch habe ich mehr innere Ruhe gefunden ❤️😱danke dafür

Idk what this exam is for or what they are looking for but I would like this exam pls.

❤❤❤❤🎉🎉 my fav time of the day !

By FAR the best ASMR channel. for real

I'd give anything to trade places with this man. What an incredibly lucky guy, for sure.