*You're getting sleepier and sleepier* Me at 4am: giggles uncontrollably

me: *trying to sleep* my headphones: *B A T T E R Y L O W*

My brain at school: barely thinks My brain when I'm trying to sleep: hey did you know that..

Fun Fact: When you have a crush on someone, your mind erases all of their flaws, making them perfect in the way you view them. CAN YALL NOT WITH THE 250 REPLIES MY PHONE BLOWING UP RN

JoJo: “Do not watch this video if you are not in bed with headphones.” Me at 3 In the afternoon watching this: “I am above the law.”

Hey Jojo, quick tip/suggestion here: Try putting on a black shirt or a shirt that is a darker shade because it makes looking at the vid in the dark a bit less stressful on the eyes. Hope you see this, great vid btw!

Jojo: only if u have headphones or AirPods My poor a$$: 🚪🚶

Has anyone noticed how much we trust ASMRtists? They could scream in our ears whenever they wanted to, but they don’t- (Not My Comment, Don’t Hate On Me)

Timestamps Intro: 0:00 Brush on mic: 8:50 Lids of containers/mouth sounds: 14:18 Some metal thing: 15:38 Scratching on mic: 19:14 Shiny thing: 21:01 Combs/mouth sounds: 24:21 More metal thingys: 26:10 Fur on mic: 27:05 Outro: 28:18 This took forever so I hope you enjoy it was my first time doing this so if there is any mistake let me know I hope you had an amazing sleep!!

my insomnia: "i fear no man but that... thing..." *insert an image of Jojo* "...it scares me"

Fun fact : a shaggy coat was needed during filming of The wizard of Oz, so they went to a second hand shop. Where they later found out, the coat used had originally been owner by L. Frank Baum. The author of The wizard of Oz

Fun fact: you're reading all the comments that are saying fun facts

People: Asmr can't make us fall asleep- Jojo: Observe

Her: I only date bad boys Me: Watches this video without earphones and is sitting at my desk Edit: Uhh thanks to the 2.5k that liked Edit 2: Thanks for the 4000 likes

"You feel yourself getting sleepy" Me: "Bet."

“You’re getting sleepier and sleepier” Me at 3AM: *Jojo posing*

♡︎𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗖𝗞𝗣𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗧♡︎ You’ve been scrolling for a while time to check • is your phone on the charger (does it need to be?) •is auto play off •Do u have all your pillows? • Is your alarm on?( does it need to be) • time to go to bed and get some extra sleep • If not hope you have a good night/day. • remember spread love not hate • YOUR LOVED♡︎♥︎. ✫if you’re part of lgbtq I just wanted to say you be you don’t let anyone change your mind it’s your body your heart I love you you have a whole community and allies behind you if you haven’t come out already you come out when you want to there’s no rush ☆ This is for anyone of your having a bad day ijust wanna tell you that things do get better you are sooo loved by so many this world needs you stay strong your amazing. ☆ hey have you eaten today I know it’s hard but I know you can do first try just touching it then smelling then chewing you don’t have to Swallow until oh are ready you are beautiful please I know it’s hard but you will get there ❤️ well that’s all I have for tonight everyone I just wanna tell you that you are loved and I hope you sleep well sweet dreams 💞💞💞💞💞

He talks about not sleeping enough but he him self has bags under his eyes ...this man puts us before himself

Fun Fact: The candy cane was invented in Germany

Timestamps Intro: 0:00 Brush on mic: 8:50 Lids of containers/mouth sounds: 14:18 Steel wool: 15:38 Scratching on mic: 19:14 Shiny thing: 21:01 Combs/mouth sounds: 24:21 More metal thingys: 26:10 Fur on mic: 27:05 Outro: 28:18

i read the title as “ASMR for people who DESPERATELY need help” and clicked instantly 💀

fun fact: the emotions you feel towards tv characters are real bc your brain can’t tell the difference between a fictional character or a real person, so yes, you are in love with a fictional character and yes, i do have a crush on bakugo edit: i know you guys hate edits but like- thx for 600 likes!

Jojo: *yawns* its contagious Me: *yawns* ehh whatever Jojo: *yawns again* Me: *yawns* also me: wait wha- 0-0

Jojo: relax! Also jojo: lists all the horrible side effects of being sleep deprived to me at two am while I haven’t slept in a week

Issomnia: *Exists* Jojo: *we don’t do that here

me: “*just about to fall asleep* adverts: HEY THERE DO YOU WANT YOUR GARDEN LOOKING SPICK AND SPAN!! me being deafened whilst having a mini heart attack: ✖️👄✖️

Can we all just have to moment to appreciate how tired he was but he still made a video for us to relax and sleep now that’s what I call a dedicated man so let’s all show him love and respect by liking the video,comment maybe even subscribe

Imagine if we didn’t actually need to sleep and just did it for fun because it was nice

I had my eyes closed listening to his voice, then he stared talking about the effects of sleep deprivation. I was relaxed then “premature mortality” and my eyes FLEW open 💀

him-im sure you've had a productive day Me-well actually- Him- scrolling around on KZfaq and Instagram me-ah, I see you know your audience well

I hate how my friend sent this to me at 2 am followed with the message “go the frick to sleep”

Fun Fact: in Brazil we have a bread made of cheese, we call it "pão de queijo", everyone should get one sometime

The caption: “Asmr for people who desperately need sleep” The video: *starts with an advert*

Fun fact: your not watching this video in full screen right now.

Fun facts because I’m bored *Cats can’t walk without tails, (because the tails balances them)* *Draco Malfoy was based off a real person J.K Rowling met* *You share your birthday with at least 20 million people* *There is a 1% chance the person watching this is names “Robert Johnny Junior Willos”* *Penut butter has at least 10 rodent hairs in it* *Your skeleton is wet* *4 babies are made every second* That’s it

Fun fact: we only have fingernails and toenails because if we didn't our fingers and toes would bend back on themselves, creating excruciating pain and possibly breaking in the process 🙂😊🥰

Fun fact: if you are reading this you probably aren’t trying to fall asleep

For people who desperately need sleep huh? *My Insomnia:* yo you guys here sum? Like what’s sleep lmao-

Fun fact: hunting unicorns is legal in Michigan.

Fun fact: You're reading comments when you should be sleeping

Fun fact : every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.

Day 2 of asking for a “Worst Reviewed Bar Tender”

As a person with idiopathic hypersomnia, I always feel the urge to sleep and I'm a very deep sleeper, not even naps helped me get my schedule in check because I always feel the need to sleep, but after listening to ASMR and trying my schedule again, I think I'm improving a lot better, thank you for what you do

saw jojo’s asmr saw “people who desperately need sleep” I clicked

Fun fact actually really sad fact I can’t swim

FUN FACT: A single string of spaghetti is called a spaghetto

Ty, it’s 1am where I am and I’m at a sleepover, crying in bed. This really helped me fall asleep. Ty! ❤️

I’m always gonna be grateful for this and you because what you do is literally the psychological equivalent of a massage and I’m constantly mentally drained so thank you

“Do not speak bad things about yourself, the warrior within hears your words and is lessoned by them”

Fun fact: 30 years after burr killed Hamilton burrs wife filed for divorce. His divorce attorney was Alexander Hamilton junior.

**your getting sleepier and sleepier** Me: lmao jokes on you I have insom- Zzzzzz

It’s Christmas Eve and I can’t go to sleep so thank you

Day fourrr of asking JoJo to play the role of an electrician and at the end, he messes up and the power goes out, ending the video 😌

Fun fact: theres no fact, go to sleep

_You've helped a lot of people sleep, including me. Keep up the good work!_

this video is legit the only one that put me to sleep, THANK YOU.

80 percent of people in comments: who else started listening to ASMR as a joke now there hooked . 10 percent people saying :fun fact. 5 percent : asking jojo 5: commenting on the percentage of comments. If you read this your awesome

Jojo: guaranteed sleep Me: nah no way Also me: *sleeps in the first 5 minutes*

The brushes sound like waves it’s so soothing. Nice vid Jojo :)

Thank you I've been having trouble sleeping for days I think I fell asleep as you were starting with sounds. I really appreciate you making this for all of us 😊

JoJo: *Gives me rules to listen to the video* Me: You make the rules, I break them!

me: *yawns* jojo: 10:45 *yawns too* “yawning is contagious” me: 👁O👁

Hope the FBI agent watching my history fell asleep too

your voice is so calming i'm gonna make sure to listen to you before sleeping.

Jojo: Asmr for people who DESPERATELY need sleep Me With my sleep schedule going to bed at 11 am and waking up at 7 pm:

Fun fact: Banging your head against a wall for 1 hour makes you burn 150 calories

This vid works... a little to much I used it yesterday and managed to sleep through all three of my alarms on full volume and I was late for online class 😂

I feel asleep at two am and had to wake up at 5 I was so tired to day but these legit save my life thank you so much. I haven’t been able to get sleep because of school and I have terrible nightmares and anxiety. I truly thank you! Stay Strong

Me: Sleep Deprived Jojo: *Uhh, I'll be taking that away*

Me, not going to sleep until 7am: eheh JoJo: we don't do that here

he’s helped me so much with my sleep i love his asmr

ive come back to this video so much its so helpful for when I cant sleep

jojo: don’t watch this if you aren’t trying to go to sleep me: sitting here at 3am watching vampire diaries eating a massive chocolate cake 👁👄👁

Fun Fact: Fun Facts are to teach people about Fun Facts typically not known.

Listened to this two nights in a row and it’s worked... thank you for posting this 🙂

I have a short tempura and every video helps me so much thanks Jojo keep up the good work

jojo: don’t watch unless your in your bed and have head phones in! Me sitting on my chandelier with elephant tusks in my ears: 👁👄👁

Jojo is an actual legend of the asmr community. He has the asmr prowess of raffy and has the satirical comedic ability of idubbbz. How?!

Thank you Jojo for staying up and recording more content after the original footage was lost you’re amazing

Hey I just wanted to say I find ur vids so helpful to sleep so thank u! Good night😊

“Take both of your hands and place them on your knees” *does so but forgets that I’m watching on an iPad so it falls on my face*

Day 61 of asking for: ASMR worst reviewed lawyer

thx man i watch this every night and it helps me sleep

It’s 2am rn and I can’t sleep so thank you for popping up in my recommended for the first time in a while

Me:clicks on video trying to sleep My brain: just do it Me: why My brain: you just gotta Me: *reads comments *

Jojo: 0:02 Me who is laying on the couch without headphones: Aight, ima head out

I have not made it past 5 min of his videos so relaxing I love your videos

"Put your hands on your knees" Me having my legs really long and can't reach them:👁👄👁 "how?"

Fun fact: Why the hell are people doing these fun fact things? Fun fact: When the hell did this get 100 likes-

I’ll be back later, when there will be more “fun fact” comments

Me: *talks to my friends about how asmr is stupid and weird* Also me:

ur the one comforting n trusting friend everyone needs lol idk y i get that vibe from u

Fun fact: the 100 folds in a chefs hat represents the 100 ways to cook an egg 👨‍🍳🥚🍳

I almost started crying in the beginning. This is a sigh from god that people ACTUALLY care about others well beings 🤣. I literally saw this when I opened KZfaq looking for sleeping asmr

it’s almost 3, i have class at 7. this is my last resort, i need this.

O have a lot of trouble sleeping and i rly needed this video. Listened to it on repeat last night. Thank u

normal people: ASMR cant make you fall asleep Jojo: hold my tingles

People: Jojo Sounds don’t make you fall asleep. Jojo: du du du du Breath in and out People: zzzzzzz 😴😴😴

This made me fall asleep so fast so thanks

woah-that tapping one legit made me go limp it was really cool! thank you!