ASMR Future Shopping Network Role Play

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ASMR Future Shopping Network Role Play

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ASMR Future Shopping Network Role Play - A Soft Spoken ASMR Role Play for Relaxation. This is a idea i have had for a long time to bring back something i enjoyed many years ago. I want to make something like this a continued series of video. When i was younger my first "Bob Ross" was a lady on the shopping network. She had a way about her that would trigger my ASMR.
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ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response it is described as a pleasurable tingling sensation that can be felt most commonly in the back of the scalp and down the spine but not limited to these area's.
I try to describe ASMR experience to people using something common like visiting a hairdresser, do you find the experience of someone focusing on you, the gentle touching of your hair, the sound of the scissors moving around you relaxing?
That would be a relaxing experience, watching ASMR video is like recreating that type of experience.
I believe most people can experience ASMR, to experience ASMR you need to find you trigger, common triggers will often be related to one person focusing on you or another person and watching this person focus or give them attention will trigger it.
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@Aaleyahsmom Жыл бұрын

I always come back to this video. Wish he would’ve made more like it

@TheAnonymousIndividual Жыл бұрын

I know you mean specifically this kind of video, but Dmitri gave us hundreds of other wonderful ASMR videos. I genuinely miss him uploading, he was the first ASMR KZfaq channel that I subscribed to, all the way back in August 2014. But, so long as his life is going well and he's enjoying it, that's all that matters.

@RP-ue9wy Жыл бұрын

Me too....

@kelseykramer1783 Жыл бұрын

Same ): but I hope his life is going well

@meaniemaelily 9 ай бұрын

@@TheAnonymousIndividualHe’s back!

@meaniemaelily 9 ай бұрын

@@kelseykramer1783he’s back!! ❤

@SoyGale 3 жыл бұрын

I still come back to this from time to time. It's so delectibly relaxing, and I still find myself falling asleep to it whenever life's stress has me all tensed up.

@bethsplants8110 2 жыл бұрын

Same here. One of my all time favorites.

@225Sparky 9 жыл бұрын

When he said ''But wait, of course there is more'' I was sold.

@JamesR624 6 жыл бұрын

ASMR BIlly Mays

@emmestein 4 жыл бұрын

Still gives me the chills, I love it!

@wyattkane 9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, we are going to need more of these. I loved this.

@stolasgoetia93 9 жыл бұрын

***** Agreed! Even his voice was giving me tingles in this one.

@rybot99 9 жыл бұрын

***** *Bold*

@DC-sg3pq 9 жыл бұрын

Its missing tuna ;-;

@artemiotudor6692 9 ай бұрын

Welp, its been 8 years and he didnt as much as this type of content

@emmestein 3 жыл бұрын

Confession time: I have always hated normal coat hangers, and before I watched this video (when it first came out) I had never heard of non-slip coat hangers. Soooo Dmitri introduced me to this magical product. The sales pitch really worked.

@neolithic3 9 жыл бұрын

Really enjoyed this. I like listening to people describe and sell products, even though I never buy them, lol.

@superstevebroes 9 жыл бұрын

***** lol

@peterr8388 9 жыл бұрын

Super Steve Bros lol

@EricTyce 9 жыл бұрын

neolithic3 omfg LOL!!

@Duhya 9 жыл бұрын

Super Steve Bros lol

@V_V-V_V 9 жыл бұрын

Biferony X ayy lmao

@crawlzzz 9 ай бұрын

Still one of the best. I bought these hangers when I went to college because of this video. They're great.

@don-lf4lt 9 жыл бұрын

i want that fuckin hanger

@BLAMAGES 8 жыл бұрын

+Docta don't we all

@JamSessionsEX 8 жыл бұрын

+Docta I got some purple ones a few days ago. ^^

@harleyvlogs3376 8 жыл бұрын

Ive got one

@JulianFernandez 8 жыл бұрын

www.amazon.com/AmazonBasics-Velvet-Suit-Hangers-Pack/dp/B00FXNAAW2

@uefgamer5006 7 жыл бұрын

I was actually impressed by that hanger

@whatonearth9809 7 жыл бұрын

Gave my friend 50 as a gift down the pub and was laughed out of there...but when I came back with the tie rack it was a whole different story!

@Jayderica 7 жыл бұрын

Lee Warner you I like you.

@Lyesszzgg 9 жыл бұрын

You know why he is a bad salesman ? because everyone will fall asleep when they listen to him :P:P nice video

@MikiSparkle 9 жыл бұрын

@dbread955 9 жыл бұрын

No, that makes him amazing at it. People fall asleep and miss the special offer, saving the company money. And his voice is so nice that they want to buy it anyway.

@master123214 9 жыл бұрын

DBread yes exactly they fall asleep and then when they are sleeping the product is subconsciously remembered by the brain and they then can't stop thinking about it.

@hannahnash7571 9 жыл бұрын

I thought it said 'bald' instead of 'bad' and I was like 'dude I'm pretty sure that's not the reason for the lack of hair'

@stevehawk2025 9 жыл бұрын

+Hannah Nash lol

@danielmccarthy8023 9 жыл бұрын

I NEVER comment on videos but felt I had too this one time. Some how managed to get tingles playing it through my phone, out loud, without headphones, and even watched the whole thing to the end when all it was, was someone selling a coat hanger. Impressive to say the least.

@MeanMrMustard 9 жыл бұрын

I second that!!

@andyynwa94 9 жыл бұрын

I've think so too! For pure and strong ASMR, just listening to it without earphones or headphones is the best way, ironically

@MrJohnnyt123 9 жыл бұрын

Huu

@jamesf8783 9 жыл бұрын

I never thought to try with headphones I've been just listening through phone speaker lol. Thanks for the pro tip!

@Burnsyx95 9 жыл бұрын

+James Fontenot You're in for a treat. Try not to wake up tangled in your headphone wires!

@spiritmint5929 9 жыл бұрын

If you told me three years ago that a man would upload a video of himself snake-oiling coat hangers on the internet, and that I would be listening to it and falling asleep at 5 o'clock in the a.m., I'd probably believe you, actually.

@TheOnionMonkey 5 жыл бұрын

Been three years;)

@norahholder6636 5 жыл бұрын

your comment was 3 years ago!!

@thatdude2248 5 жыл бұрын

@@norahholder6636 4 TE HE

@0tisdriftw00d 5 жыл бұрын

Literally exactly what I'm doing right now

@StyxNKrons Жыл бұрын

This is the best of the future shopping network videos :)

@azuremarill1280 9 жыл бұрын

And it just... *pulls the shirt off* Falls off... Haha loved the video though, keep it up.

@little_rocky6970 8 жыл бұрын

Now I know it's an amaaaaaazing product

@Spacingoutpizza 9 жыл бұрын

drink everytime when you hear "ammaaazing"

@mrbenwalker 9 жыл бұрын

Can*

@lephrog4612 9 жыл бұрын

Андрей Иванов i diiiiiiiiiiiiiidfghdfghfryrnjkki,............@~0

@thegokartmozart 9 жыл бұрын

My liver is now broken....

@000Trauma 9 жыл бұрын

BenWalker Gaming what kind of autocorrect corrected fun into can

@mrbenwalker 9 жыл бұрын

000 McKing I replied on my Ipad at the time XD

@TheOneLilium 9 жыл бұрын

You're such a pro salesman! :D Dammit just give me those coat hangers!! :DD

@TheOneLilium 9 жыл бұрын

Thanks Aiden :D

@epirah9591 9 жыл бұрын

Aidan*

@F13_Zeo 9 жыл бұрын

Hi Lilium. Thank you for helping me through many a sleepless nights.

@TheGameKilla93 9 жыл бұрын

Probs autocorrect Simon

@F13_Zeo 9 жыл бұрын

kjgfjh They've both helped.

@DJShearer 9 жыл бұрын

This is like some kind of sales training exercise....'sell me this coat hanger'.

@DJShearer 9 жыл бұрын

Yes. I worked in a call centre for about 4 months, calling people and attempting to sell things. We did this kind of thing during training.

@Doxo1999 9 жыл бұрын

DJShearer this is sad

@shredlockholmes4408 9 жыл бұрын

Starts tapping a rubbing coat hanger SOLD!

@mase60391 9 жыл бұрын

Write your name down on this napkin. I don't have a coat hanger. Exactly supply and demand

@gan.3308 7 жыл бұрын

Its an amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing product.

@user-tp4nf9cp9d 8 жыл бұрын

could u please continue this shopping network asmr? I enjoy it so much and would be great to have some more:)

@Spewse 9 жыл бұрын

4:24 "but wait...that's not all" lol. Nice to see he really get's into creating his videos.

@ovidiusclaudius9021 9 жыл бұрын

Why didn't you put the link in the description?

@johnsmith-ml7gu 9 жыл бұрын

lol its funny how he says these old hangers cant hold clothes fall of easily then tries the other one and says with this hanger your clothes will stay still and he is grabbing the clothes from the back so they dont fall lol other than that it was very relaxing as usual

@dr.ghillie 9 жыл бұрын

***** amazon link.

@opalcitrine 9 жыл бұрын

They're the standard hangers in most department stores rn

@michbev 8 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant. The way you weave in the awesome ASMR sounds so naturally. And your voice is so soothing. I'd shop on this channel!

@alinamhensley 8 жыл бұрын

Where can I get clothes made from quasiluscent sylastic please 😍

@KirasRift 2 жыл бұрын

Told myself yesterday I wasn't gonna fall asleep to a dude selling me a coat hanger. Woke up with this in my watch history around the time I passed out. Proved me wrong dude, can't complain 😁

@GregStewart1984 8 жыл бұрын

Very relaxing. But wait, of course there is more...

@TheASMRAngel 9 жыл бұрын

I thought those little clips were meant to go around the hook of the hanger. I have something very similar and it makes so much more room in the wardrobe. I love watching the shopping channels, they can talk and talk and talk about stuff all day

@olorinhenderson 9 жыл бұрын

After that amazing description of the soft velvet-like finish, when you ran your finger over the hanger I felt ASMR like nothing before. Thank you so much.

@rc2300s2r 7 жыл бұрын

The Bob Ross reference in the description gave me an ah ha moment. I loved that guy. I would watch him all the time and get so relaxed with waves and waves of euphoria flowing through me like a happy little tree swaying in the wind. That I believe was my first asmr.

@ladylolahester 9 жыл бұрын

4:12 "most fashion conscious pershun" 😂😂😂😂

@Asklepios27 9 жыл бұрын

Well Dmitri, you've certainly COAT my attention with these hangers! I'll see myself out...

@Y2Bennett 9 жыл бұрын

Badum TSS

@mase60391 9 жыл бұрын

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! If you CLIP to purchase now we'll give you 2 bad puns for the price of 1

@yaboigotmoney5911 9 жыл бұрын

Lmao you're very punny.

@Wyatt19961212 8 жыл бұрын

I want to go hang myself after reading that

@misaki-chan4911 8 жыл бұрын

+Abby Aultman BUT WAIT THERES EVEN MORR TAN BEFORE! If you call us now, you'll get 1 horribly bad pun for the price of 2!

@randomflyingpigeons 4 жыл бұрын

Fantastic use of your unique speech patterns. Love this format, please make more!

@LoxPlaysVidya 9 жыл бұрын

If shopping channels ware like this i would never turn the TV off.

@evilmorganfreeman2726 8 жыл бұрын

Lol ware like this!

@SuperHydrow 8 жыл бұрын

+Chuck Norris I found you!

@gan.3308 8 жыл бұрын

+SuperHydrow you better run then

@begobegovic1094 8 жыл бұрын

cool story bro👍🏾

@SuperHydrow 6 жыл бұрын

@Kjeld Yeah because you'd be a sleep lole

@360XboxAddiction 9 жыл бұрын

I'm both proud and ashamed to love ASMR...

@KatieARoman 9 жыл бұрын

Me too. Pretty sure if I showed someone a video they would think I was super weird.

@360XboxAddiction 9 жыл бұрын

KatieARoman It's best if we keep it secret haha!

@aleksijevujovic7262 9 жыл бұрын

Same here

@xXxSuppaKidxXx 9 жыл бұрын

I showed my friends because I figured they'd find out sooner or later

@xXxSuppaKidxXx 9 жыл бұрын

JYDN.J so odd to other people it seems

@huliahoop702 9 жыл бұрын

Yes! I love home shopping role plays! I also was always given asmr by certain infomercials! Please, will you sell me some pillows!? That's my most favorite type of shopping segment. They flufff them, smoosh them, smooth them and all in all demonstrate how comfy their pillows are. They even use models to show how the pillow supports the neck and back. No scratching tho. I would be forever grateful,since I cannot myself put out a video of your quality. You are awesome! Thank you for all you do!

@PARISASMR 9 жыл бұрын

Wow, that was pretty different from your other videos. It was great though and very relaxing. Greetings from Paris. 😉🇫🇷

@eCouchPotatoe 9 жыл бұрын

Coat hanger comes up... lol. I love a touch of humor.

@Thundy 4 жыл бұрын

Jeez, 4 years ago. 4 years ago I was in a really dark place and struggling with high school. Thanks Dimitri, for making it a little easier :)

@ladylolahester 9 жыл бұрын

This is amazing. You should do one with a Tupperware set

@LetsASMR 9 жыл бұрын

Now I know what the coat hanger of the future looks like, amazing. This is awesome Dmitri haha plus a second box free???? Im sold! Thanks for this video hahaha

@Actias1974 2 жыл бұрын

It’s 2022 and I still come back to this one

@SynSys 7 жыл бұрын

What a great idea.. as a kid I used to find QVC/Shopping Network very relaxing.. but not nearly as relaxing as this. Perfectly done.

@SecretlyStarscream 9 жыл бұрын

> Future Shopping > Clothing from the 90's Oh ok. Is that how we're doing things now

@ZixxTheLegend 8 жыл бұрын

pls more like this/memorized every word allready xD

@GimmysT 7 жыл бұрын

Zixx TheLegend me too!! We need more!

@mase60391 9 жыл бұрын

BILLY MAYS HERE!!!

@flameshoter6 9 жыл бұрын

+Mason Sousa ASMR Billy Mays

@mase60391 9 жыл бұрын

+Charlie Hill Are there any?

@mattgarcia5489 8 жыл бұрын

rip

@flameshoter6 8 жыл бұрын

Charlie Hill *starts rebellion* Who do we want? Billy Mays!!! When do we want it? Now!!!

@magicawesomemukbangasmr1615 6 жыл бұрын

Billy Mays is like the opposite of asmr, lol.

@arrick7464 9 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only person who found home shopping network programming to be full of ASMR triggers. The jewelry programs late at night are the business!

@TendoGamer 9 ай бұрын

You need to do a sequel to this!

@DarkDestroyer98 5 жыл бұрын

This is still one of my all time favorite rps from Dimitri. Underated.

@tatertot64 9 жыл бұрын

If he says "space age polymer" one more time, I think I'd need a mop.

@TheGameKilla93 9 жыл бұрын

Why a mop

@Dennissiple 9 жыл бұрын

TV shopping shows are a fave of mine, and I'm not immune to their sales techniques, myself. Sleepless women buy tons of jewelry in the middle of the night. TV rule - remember not to wear stripes when shooting - they come alive and do weird and distracting visual things. I have a ton of these I bought on HSN and have used them for years. You were using the suit hanger that holds trousers as well, or heavy coats. The ones without the trouser bar are for lighter pieces - shirts, slinky dresses, etc. The dip in the hanger is for lightweight dresses that have little straps for hanging. The little things to hold another hanger below one another are supposed to be slipped over the hanger's hook, dropping them down just a few inches - not across the trouser bar. Cotton t-shirts are near impossible to use (on the smaller hangers), as the knitted cotton sticks to the hangers so much. That maneuver has a bit of a learning curve, though. I bought 100 with a bonus of 25 patterned hangers, 50 of the doubling thingies and 50 spring clips - no tie bar. More, please.

@DementedButtHole 9 жыл бұрын

Came to the store for a Corolla. Left with a coat hanger.

@huliahoop702 7 жыл бұрын

I actually bought these because of this video haha and I love them! I didn't order online, they were just in the store I went to, and I remembered the great sales pitch I heard in this. Excellent purchase.

@fionacate4386 6 жыл бұрын

Most of these 389k views are mine...... Obsessed with this video ❤️💚💜

@MassageASMR 6 жыл бұрын

Thanks ! i know a few video i think all the views are from me... I will have to do another one soon. Any ideas?

@fionacate4386 6 жыл бұрын

Dunno really 🤔😂love your hand guestures in this and the pace and rhythm of your soft speaking is Asmr gold!!! just keep doing what your doing, many many thanks 😊

@GimmysT 6 жыл бұрын

pleeeeeeeeeeease do a nwe one!!!!!! I love FSN videos, I watch like every day! :D You can do maybe focused on famous things of your videos, like the silver soap, or the klean kanteen (you can also combine things and say that it's a combo/special deal). Hope you see my comment, love your videos and the effort you put onto them. Hugs from Brazil!

@bronyde2276 9 жыл бұрын

Making the Future Shopping Network into a series would be lovely!

@OnlyASMRHere 9 жыл бұрын

This is by far my favourite trigger, When someone is trying to sell something and are examining the product carefully. Great Video, Longer version please?

@bassist789 8 жыл бұрын

Man I just keep coming back to this video! Thanks, Dmitri!

@wildbilltexas 9 жыл бұрын

What we need to see here is Manwelle selling frilled shirts. :) Nice video! I have always enjoyed ASMR demonstration videos.

@eternal_winter8713 4 ай бұрын

I demand a reboot of this series!

@cyrilleyong9615 5 жыл бұрын

Dmitri could describe a blank piece of paper and still give us tingles.

@cyrilleyong9615 3 ай бұрын

Damn 19 year old me was hilarious

@Frostensen 8 жыл бұрын

Lol, this is spot on with the repetitive phrases and "honest" demonstrations and all. More of this please :D

@elijahharmon4042 9 жыл бұрын

Love the video, and the idea to make this a series! I always got tingles and felt so relaxed when watching home shopping networks. Thank you!

@JamSessionsEX 4 жыл бұрын

Could you do more of these for products you like, Dr. D? They're cool and this video is why I bought some hangers like these. I love them. I hate plastic coat hangers.

@AshleyDawnization 9 жыл бұрын

I normally watch the shopping network on low to help relax or fall asleep. It's relaxing.

@jackfarmboy 9 жыл бұрын

Really enjoyed this format. Infomercials are the best thing to fall asleep too at 1 in the morning. More please :).

@sarabfletcher 9 жыл бұрын

I think ur acting is the best. I enjoy the comedic/cheesy cuteness. Super fun but so relaxing at the same time...simple & round....amazing :)

@kelvin254kk 9 жыл бұрын

I wish there's more this kind of videos, i like hearing and watching people selling things to me :D

@Scanurr 9 жыл бұрын

I can't even begin to explain how much I loved this one Dmitri, reminds me of my beginning days of the tingles. We are going to need more of this style!! Great work!!!

@kilo3989 9 жыл бұрын

Top notch! This is the tingliest non-medical video I've found yet!

@stormyascent6982 9 жыл бұрын

This is amazing. I don't comment on every video, just the ones I particularly enjoy. Anyone can tap things and make sounds with different objects, but not just anybody can replicate your RPs.

@chicken1009 9 жыл бұрын

i fall asleep and when i woke up i felt rested like never before THNXXS!!!

@darkenwarrior 9 жыл бұрын

So it's a shop that's based in the future that's trying to sell 'retro' aka modern type items? Or is it a shop from the future broadcasting to the past to sell old items?

@MiguelSantos-oy2qr 9 жыл бұрын

But it is actually the name of the network!

@flameshoter6 9 жыл бұрын

+Drake Winters if its the second option that would be some sort of paradox. if you use money to bring into the future, it may cause a financial collapse. so then in the future it would just be dirt poor also.

@TheBanMan 8 жыл бұрын

+flameshoter6 obama's 3rd term

@enapoteronero 9 жыл бұрын

lol...I love the way he keeps saying "It's an ammmaaaaaazing product"

@jaclynsteinmacher1248 9 жыл бұрын

So glad to have had the time to make it to the under 300 club! Thanks Dmitri!

@Lexyvil 9 жыл бұрын

I know this is more for role-play and for ASMR, but you're role-playing advertisement is better advertised than actual ads we see on TV.

@FlowerKimonoCaptain 5 жыл бұрын

"And if your like me...and you like fashion"

@truufinator 8 жыл бұрын

This is my go to relaxation video.

@KoalaT420 10 ай бұрын

I come back to this all the time

@jaiboibiscuit2363 9 жыл бұрын

i wasn't sure what to expect when i first saw this but this was a great idea! it would make a fantastic series. :)

@piercecleland7156 9 жыл бұрын

Very refreshing roleplay idea, I'd like to see more with different items in the future, congrats on another great one.

@scyapus 9 жыл бұрын

This was a very enjoyable video. I hope to see more of it's kind. All of your videos are highly professional and I admire your work. Thanks, MassageASMR.

@juniorbattle21 9 жыл бұрын

Really great creativity loved it!

@FabulousnessCentral 8 жыл бұрын

Here in my bed room, I just bought these new hangers here. Theyre fun to show off in my house to my dogs. But do you know what I love more than Display of my fashion? Knowledge. Thats why I installed these book shelves in my house to display my hanger catalogs.

@Tina-wj8fg 8 жыл бұрын

Please Please please make more of these. This video is just absolutely amazing !

@CanibalPicante 9 жыл бұрын

I know you most likely won't see this as I am sure you are busy, but I wanted to personally thank you for taking time from your life to make these for all of us. Without the videos you make to help me relax on a daily basis I would have most likely went insane by now.

@tylerlogan8294 2 жыл бұрын

Please come back to this series its my absolute favorite,

@richtea615 9 жыл бұрын

This is the art of salesmanship: making the most mundane, everyday item seem like the best thing since sliced bread. I'll take 10.

@CCsTsang 9 жыл бұрын

This was amazing. You definitely should make more of these.

@fademusic1980 Жыл бұрын

I love this video to this day. Best salesman ever

@gadshrr6122 6 жыл бұрын

You were my FIRST ASMRist I ever discovered.

@linkage432 9 жыл бұрын

Dude, love me some infomercials! And this ASMR just makes it better. Would love more of these 😃

@Jsi01 9 жыл бұрын

I have hundreds of coat hangers but I feel the need to buy these! Great video Dmitri, thank you.

@m3lomah287 8 жыл бұрын

i swear to allah its the best ASMR channel ever created!!!, keep going Dmitri!

@LoftyOasis 9 жыл бұрын

10/10 Will be tuning in to this shopping network again

@gentlegamer_ 9 жыл бұрын

Your role plays are my favorites! I know they're a lot of work, and I do appreciate every minute! Thank you!

@PershonsPlace 8 жыл бұрын

Take a shot every time Dmitri says "product"

@tots45 8 жыл бұрын

Please, more future shopping network role-plays, love this video!

@horsemanasmr 9 жыл бұрын

Wow, this video is amazing. The way you describe various objects is really triggering.

@ELWest1000 9 жыл бұрын

I have some velvet hangers--they're brilliant. No slipping. They didn't come with the little extra things, though, darn it. Very relaxing video, Dmitri, thank you!

@stolasgoetia93 9 жыл бұрын

Just the sound of your whispering voice was giving me tingles alone. I also loved the crinkling sounds with the coat hanger bags.But then again I've been having a bad month with being sick for nearly all of June, so I think some whispering is just what the doctor ordered.