This is the ASMR genre I didn't know I needed. I love this so much.

Fantastic hypothetical story. You can't make this stuff up, allegedly.

I will (hypothetically) get snacks for this (hypothetical) gossip :P

I don’t think Mr. Rogers prepared you for the people in your neighborhood 😂

Me: I hate drama Also me:

I know this hypothetical, but in general, I can’t stand when men act surprised that women can do as much as we do! We can run circles around them doing what they do and we still keep ourselves together and run a household...

"I AM the man of the house" YASSS QUEEN

Omg I've been waiting for these updates on your hypothetical neighbors!😂

Mary lock your literal doors. That dude sounded way weird before the hypothetical neighbor drama.

I audibly cackled at “I have arthritis will it fix that??” 😂😭

💆‍♀️That sales man asked WAY to many personal questions. See I'm from NY, as soon as he started asking about if there was a man living there my mind goes to "weirdo" and that would've been the last question he would've asked me. 🙈🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️ but Mary being so sweet, could never be that mean. That's why her ASMR is so relaxing! I make ASMR too but I'm not as sweet LOL

I feel like a middle aged house wife sippin wine 🍷 lol

Wow I love this. ASMR plus random tea being spilt. Perfect.

I clearly haven’t watched yet but I just had to say you look so youthful and glowing!

You blew his wee mind 😂 poor, casually sexist little man.

omg you are GLOWING in the video!!! wowza. also i tried grits with salt and pepper and butter last night,,,,i have been missing OUT. they are so good!!!

You have the BEST timing. I was just looking for a video of yours to watch. And you bless me with a new one 🙌🏽🙌🏽 thank you

Wow!!! I'm so glad you took a few minutes to share your hypothetical evening with us! We've actually been having a problem with those types of salespeople in our neighborhood the past couple of weeks scoping out houses etc for break ins and all sorts of other unfortunately not hypothetical crime related activities.

I'm pretty sure your neighborhood slipped into the twilight dimension there for a bit. That is a WILD story. Entertaining as always

Bless your heart Mary. For 30 minutes you helped me escape a tough day. I had my cat on my lap purring away and we listened and chuckled all through this little fable. Thank you.

“Strong independent woman I respect that” bs if you respected me you’d go away and let me mow my lawn lol

Lmao these videos are my favorite 😂😂 thank you Mary 😀

Your neighbors with people coming and going at all hours of the night sound like drug dealers. Hypothetically lol

“I have arthritis will I fix that? Pay off my mortgage?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

idk why but this is quite possibly my favorite video of yours lol! i love all of your vids, especially the reorganizing stuff in stores ones, but omggg the gossip is so relaxing :p

Off topic for sure but I just have to say that you are genuinely glowing in this video!! You just have such a natural beauty we need your skincare secrets

LOL what the hell goes on in your neighborhood?! I'm cracking up you're so funny.

What in the world?! I think I watched the last half of this video with my mouth hanging open.

I’m from NC as well and I can tell your shirt is the two different types of bbq sauce in our state. 😂😂 it’s the first thing I noticed. Love the video!!

I'm so glad you told us about your eventful (hypothetical) evening, I thoroughly enjoyed it, (hypothetically.)

These are my favorite videos!! I have not laughed that hard in so long! I had tears streaming down my face...just amazing. Thank you so much for sharing.

"...theoretically." 😂😂😂❤

OMG I love these so much ! Favorite series on KZfaq haha

listening to this as I watch James Charles' subscriber count PLUMMET

Little Old Lady LawnCare 😂 "We may be old but we're not dead" sounds about right

your neighbor is definitely selling weed out of his house

Yeah your neighbors are hypothetical drug dealers lol

I feel like I know your neighbours better than my own lol. Great video!!!

I think that sales guy was on an episode of live PD lol. The description of the van and the product reminds me of it. I believe he also was telling the cops about the price... too funny!

WOW I was so invested in this story... and then I woke up and realized I missed half of it 😂 your voice is too relaxing 😴

I love hearing about your “hypothetical” drama!!

Honesltly Mary you are the highlight of my week I laugh my ass off to these videos 😂😂 I feel like we're friends and then you have videos that make me just pass out when I can't sleep

This is my third attempt at watching this without falling asleep. You're just too soothing😴

Also, I hope this man isn't planning on any funny business. Trying to see if there's a man in your house, getting all near your car.

Love these updates. They’re always so interesting

This got recommended to me and I am obsessed. I had to start from the beginning!!

Mary I cant believe you have an older son. You look so young!

love these videos! love you as well mary, relax now.❤️❤️

I’m in stitches, allegedly! 🤣 Two things, though: 1. You hypothetically live in the greatest neighbourhood, no room for boredom 2. Your skin looks absolutely glowing!

Mr. Salesman sounds to cute, & allegedly like he wondered into your neighborhood out of the 40s or 50s!!😹❤😹

“And I’m like.. helloo 👋🏻😑.. what do ya want? 🤨 ” Hahaha. Me every time someone tries to talk to me.

I love these hypothetical neighbor updates

I’m 5ish minutes in and you sound like my mom when she talks and it’s so comforting. This was a very similar story she’s told me once lol.

i’ve watched this dozens of times to fall asleep... the “there’s something funny about these stories” ALWAYS gets me thinking. is it because they’re true??? is it because they’re fake??? is it because they’re based off of movie scenes? we may never know

I love these story time videos where you just sit and talk it’s amazing f

I HAD THIS HAPPEN TO ME THIS PAST FALL!!!!!!!!! Honestly was one of the creepiest things that’s ever happened in my life.

“I have arthritis is it gonna fix that” 😂😂😂 I died lol

love your videos and just wanted to thank you for putting more amazing content out everyday, despite hateful people in the comment section.

As hypothetically a drug dealer ican hypothetically say these people are fellow drug dealers 😂🤙🏿

I loved your hypothetical story. You have the best neighborhood hypothetically

The truck comment. I get a lot. I live in a big city in Oklahoma and drive a 93 Chevy One Ton and lots of MEN comment on my truck. Its really hilarious honestly.

Best part of my day was this riveting story!!! It has to be true 🤔👏👏😘

I've gotta say you're looking bueatiful per usual. I love these types of videos you do, they're a real hoot!

That dude sure had a lot of ASSumptions. He wouldn’t be able to pick up someone with a wheel barrel 🙄

STOPPPP!! I live for these!! 🎉🎉🎉

i love when you spill the tea on your hypothetical neighbors! more videos i hope :))))

Allegedly, this hypothetical neighborhood is theoretically crazy!

i have so much to say yet i’m speechless this was INSANE

i love how i don’t know if these events are real or not and i think that makes this whole video all the better

These hypothetical videos give me life

Must have heard me thinking, after I watched the 1940s gossip lady, I was wondering what's been going on in the hypothetical neighborhood!!😸💗

I screamed when I got the notification for this video 😂 I HYPOTHETICALLY love these sooooo much ❤️

This reminds me of a movie "The Burbs" with Tom Hanks, where the neighbours would spy on the Klopec family. Have you ever seen it? When I was a child, we would call our weird neighbours the Klopecs 😀 Great story! Would love to hear more of them!

Thank you for these type of videos I love neighbor gossip stuff. 💗💖

I love this hypothetical story… LOL, and when you got to the part of the little old ladies in the shower caps I was dead😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you🙏🏾

By far my favorite series 🙏🏻

is your town on live pd ? he sounds like someone i saw on there a few days back

Ahh yus. A fave series of mine! Also, Mary you are glowing! Happiness suits you

i clicked on this SO fast. these are by far my favorite videos of yours 💓💓

Mary, You need to get a new t-shirt for your store that says, "I AM the Man of the House!" I'd buy one, for sure.

This is some great storytelling

“I am the man of the house” period Mary

You have to be one of my fav people ever! Much love Mary !

There’s always at least one weird house that u have no clue what goes on at... my next door neighbor is like that... people show up and honk the horn at 1:00 am sometimes there 😶

First of all it looks like we all need some of that miracle cleaner! 😂 and wow! It’s crazy to hear all of that happened in one night. I was laughing so much that I had to pause the video here and there to hear the rest! Thank you for the update. I can’t wait to hear the next! 😂😂😂

You are too nice Mary. I would've firmly but nicely told him I'm not interested.

Omg I love this

“I have arthritis is it gonna solve that” omg I love you lmao

I fell for that cleaner, and bought it....

How did you clean your headlights? Lol I need to

I was laughing almost the entire time, but when you got to the old ladies I LOST it lmaoooo

Wowww you're GLOWING so beautiful

off topic but your skin is literally PERFECT!

Omg I’ve just started but I hope she discusses the repossessed cars and what happened since. Love these vids Mary 😂

You look so good in this video! About pissed myself when you said he was stumbling after coming out of your neighbor's house. Lol

When you mentioned how the soliciter hopped In the van, it reminded me of a movie with Shia Labeouf in it; basically a bunch of misfits/run-aways from, God knows where, get dropped off from a van in different neighborhoods, to solicit in the neighborhood. One scene, one of the solicitors went off on this lady. It was weird. Anyway, can't think of the name of it; but that bit of your hypothetical story reminded me of a different hypothetical...well, story. Lol.

Why is she whispering? Jk, love you Mary

Sooooo freakin funny 😂 the way you explain it all too just makes it all more hilarious

This video is so intreging I can't stop watching!! Great job

The Gardening Grans of Greensboro, will mow your lawn for free. They've a hundred years of gardening skill, combined between all three. They'll each put on a shower cap, before they cut your grass. Their energy and stamina, will shame your l*zy a$$. So if your garden is a sight and frightens all the neighbours, Why not give the Grans a call, and marvel at their labours. You'll be amazed at what they do, they're quick and most efficient. They do not ask for payment, just a "Thank you" is sufficient.