I love how she simply prints a picture of the Target logo and slaps it on the wall and I instantly feel like I'm there

saw the word bovine and lynette and I was like 'shit i better go see what shes up to now' lol.

I legitimately enjoy hearing updates on Lynette's life so much. she's just such a perfect character

i love cows so much. they are definitely underrated on the cuteness scale,

"I can't do it in the daylight, it's not THAT legal" I'M DYING

this is gold! a few minutes in and I am so engaged! I love Lynette!!! I'm so invested in this family!

You are one of the most CREATIVE asmrtists!!! love you honey xoxo

"We can't lose!" ~Lynette 2017 Next episode Title with Lynette in it should be: "Super Southern ASMR Roleplay ~ Busting Lynette out of jail ~

I would help Lynette steal Rhonda in a heartbeat and I can drive stick!

Saw the outfit and was magnetically compelled to find out what was happening. Hilarious. I would be in on freeing Rhonda the bovine beauty. My partner keeps a herd of Devon Red Rubies and I love those cows! Love from Somerset, UK. xxxx

I swear, you're better than any show on television!

Im loving the eveee evolution pokemon onesie!

This is one of the greatest things I've ever watched. The more Lynette videos I see, the more I love her. Thank you for all the work you do.

I love it when she has a drink with ice to sip!

guess who was in the f***king doctor for 5 hrs and came home and saw u uploaded made my day better😂❤❤

“She’s so hateful.” I hear her use this phrase so much, and I’m waiting for me to say it without thinking so I can accomplish something in my life 🤣🤣🤣

Love the Umbreon jumper!

I work at Target and I clicked so fast😂

you're role pays just keep getting better, you're a good actress. I love this thank you xxx

Mary I about died!!😂😂 Your roleplays are epic! And Lynnette is my favorite!! I would be friends with her in a minute! And I sure as hell would help get Rhonda back!! lol Love the hoodie and the Breaking Bad t-shirt is hilarious!❤

The "I just hope the Rainbow Bridge can hold her up...bless her heart" line elicited a real LOL from me. Can't say that happens much watching ASMR videos, but your videos are just unique like that!:D

Is no one going to mention the Umbreon kigurumi she is wearing? No? Okay...

Mary, where in the hell do you find these costumes & where in the name of all that is holy do you get these ideas? When I head down to Boone in a few weeks, I MUST take you to dinner, lol!!

I love Lynette and her shenanigans!

Your video scenarios are so original, I get so excited for bedtime when I get a video notification 😁

It's not like I could go to jail for it... Poor Lynette >D

That laugh looked genuine when you pulled out the duck toy lol!

#YASSSSSSS I LOVE LYNETTE 💖💖💖💖 I'M STILL HOPING TO MEET SYMPHONY 😉😀😀😀😀

I imagine the next video to be Lynette in the dark with a flashlight relocating Rhonda lol! 😁😁

Oh YES! I am so happy to see Lynette again! Thank you!

I REALLY wanna see a Symphony wedding prep vid 😊

You are hilarious and so talented!!! Loved this!!

This is my first Lynette experience! Who needs t.v. Lol. Not me! I’ve got Mary! Lynette! Charity, The gossip lady & I’m sure there’s more I haven’t met yet! You are so good! Thanks for the chuckles!

omg i just love your videos... they make me laugh and sleepy at the same time .... who knew that was possible 😂😂😂😂 great acting skills

I really need more Lynette.

your roleplays are so good. Didn't think I'd want to watch something about a cow but it was entertaining. I want a follow up! lol

You're such a great actress!!! Girl you should start auditioning for stuff. Baby girl you're so convincing. Bless your heart!! ❤️❤️❤️

hahaha i came for the title and stayed for the Umbreon onesie

The beginning had me laughing! Good acting tho!!

That hoodie is amazing

funniest asmr video yet! You're amazing

Oh man, I am cracking up! Much love from Texas!❤

"she's the one outta hot dogs, not me" 😂😂😂😂

i think im related to Lynette

🤣😂🤣😂 Lynette is my fav!! she is too much and she is the truth of Petty! LOL

My god you never fail to crack me up 😂

Haha! That beginning. You are amazing as always. Love your videos.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO A TARGET HAUL! It would mean the world!

This is probily my favoret video of yours

I watched this one last night lol I love that Umbreon hoodie btw

YES I have been waiting for this!!!!!

This is too good😂 very well done as always

I love all your videos! without a doubt you are the best!!

I lived in the south for years, now in the PNW which I love, but boy do I miss the food, the slang, the thunderstorms, and the freakin SHENANIGANS! No one does crazy like Southern Women (said in the most positive way). Omg COW SPARKS! Heehee!

I want that Umbreon hoodie now..

ohemgee! breaking bad! 😂😂😂😂 I loved the tee and the hoodie!

omg...Lynette has lost her mind.....lol...love it..go get that cow

2019 still legendary

The next video should Lynette being interviewed by the police about a missing cow! lol that would be funny and a fun video to watch.

I just now seen this and I was like "oh crap, Lynette! what trouble are you getting me into tonight?" 😂

"I haven't spent enough time watching cows walk around in the dark" lmao

I searched 'lynette goes to target' and all i got was ladies vlogging at target.... I said to myself: well this isn't exactly what I wanted 😂

I wasn't ready for the thumbnail and title in my recommended...

if you get caught just tell them you gave her antibiotics in the past and the cow is not really organic lolol

good video

No comment mentions the Pokémon out fit

Hey ^.^ Could you maybe do a fast, close whispered counting and camera brushing video? Like you count the strokes as you brush the camera :) I know ASMR Node did one similar to this but I think he took it down or something I can't find it anywhere.... Thank you! I loooooove your videos

Get that cow, girl!!!

I don't get American Target, in Australia Target only sells clothes, beauty, and DVDs with lollies (Americans call it candy) out the front at the checkout… and it's really shit, they have like no money, they sell absolute crap, and I mean if you want some food go to the food court, want some milk and bread go to the shop (supermarket). I'm not buying cheese and meat from the same place I bought my hairdryer and jacket

where did you get that onesie????

I need that hoodie..

I´m already making my appointmet to go listen lynette and trish tell the story of how they stole rhonda!

umbreon!

I really want your sweatshirt!

please do a hotel check in roleplay with typing

I wanna go!

You are too dang funny!

Wait what is she doing?

20:10 😂😂

@The Orangeee haha

Snack bar girl is "hateful" Ur funny😂😂😂

What are u doing😂😂😂😂

LMMFAO OMG bahahahah

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OMG...THAT FACE YOU MADE AT 0:22..i nearly wet myself...snort snort..