The heart wants what the heart wants, and Lynette's heart belongs to Rhonda. :)
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@Mars-lj3qq7 жыл бұрын
I love how she simply prints a picture of the Target logo and slaps it on the wall and I instantly feel like I'm there
@d66dle5 жыл бұрын
𝕚𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟
@JessicaRodriguez-zy5gz4 жыл бұрын
I know huh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@autumnbouford16627 жыл бұрын
saw the word bovine and lynette and I was like 'shit i better go see what shes up to now' lol.
@OutsideGalaxy7 жыл бұрын
I legitimately enjoy hearing updates on Lynette's life so much. she's just such a perfect character
@jaygrum7 жыл бұрын
i love cows so much. they are definitely underrated on the cuteness scale,
@sadcholaclown91637 жыл бұрын
Jared Grumney I agree!
@karenoldroyd56217 жыл бұрын
Jared Grumney i 100% agree..
@janebee45497 жыл бұрын
"I can't do it in the daylight, it's not THAT legal" I'M DYING
@vm889407 жыл бұрын
this is gold! a few minutes in and I am so engaged! I love Lynette!!! I'm so invested in this family!
@ceciliaodou55667 жыл бұрын
You are one of the most CREATIVE asmrtists!!! love you honey xoxo
@dylanquick64567 жыл бұрын
"We can't lose!" ~Lynette 2017 Next episode Title with Lynette in it should be: "Super Southern ASMR Roleplay ~ Busting Lynette out of jail ~
@tori.z7 жыл бұрын
Dylan Quick hahaha
@TheHorse3167 жыл бұрын
Dylan Quick i mean you were close lol
@sadcholaclown91637 жыл бұрын
I would help Lynette steal Rhonda in a heartbeat and I can drive stick!
@moomin1517 жыл бұрын
Saw the outfit and was magnetically compelled to find out what was happening. Hilarious. I would be in on freeing Rhonda the bovine beauty. My partner keeps a herd of Devon Red Rubies and I love those cows! Love from Somerset, UK. xxxx
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
She really has a thing for that cow. Maybe we'll see a picture of the two of them together soon. :)
@sarahelmore70787 жыл бұрын
I swear, you're better than any show on television!
@kaitlyn16707 жыл бұрын
Im loving the eveee evolution pokemon onesie!
@WarthogDemon7 жыл бұрын
Umbreon, so I can prove myself to be an even bigger Pokemon nerd. :P
@sparksthedaytrader96067 жыл бұрын
She was so adorable in it
@CarlaMLee7 жыл бұрын
This is one of the greatest things I've ever watched. The more Lynette videos I see, the more I love her. Thank you for all the work you do.
@alycatness37617 жыл бұрын
I love it when she has a drink with ice to sip!
@scoooby57137 жыл бұрын
guess who was in the f***king doctor for 5 hrs and came home and saw u uploaded made my day better😂❤❤
@guitarfliud104 жыл бұрын
“She’s so hateful.” I hear her use this phrase so much, and I’m waiting for me to say it without thinking so I can accomplish something in my life 🤣🤣🤣
@archiebarnett77157 жыл бұрын
Love the Umbreon jumper!
@narwhalsrock12207 жыл бұрын
I work at Target and I clicked so fast😂
@jessican23197 жыл бұрын
you're role pays just keep getting better, you're a good actress. I love this thank you xxx
@SuperJosiegirl17 жыл бұрын
Mary I about died!!😂😂 Your roleplays are epic! And Lynnette is my favorite!! I would be friends with her in a minute! And I sure as hell would help get Rhonda back!! lol Love the hoodie and the Breaking Bad t-shirt is hilarious!❤
@Lizwhisp7 жыл бұрын
The "I just hope the Rainbow Bridge can hold her up...bless her heart" line elicited a real LOL from me. Can't say that happens much watching ASMR videos, but your videos are just unique like that!:D
@chrisjackson61497 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to mention the Umbreon kigurumi she is wearing? No? Okay...
@theresalehman80707 жыл бұрын
Mary, where in the hell do you find these costumes & where in the name of all that is holy do you get these ideas? When I head down to Boone in a few weeks, I MUST take you to dinner, lol!!
@ashleychilders63727 жыл бұрын
I love Lynette and her shenanigans!
@nicoleanderson90017 жыл бұрын
Your video scenarios are so original, I get so excited for bedtime when I get a video notification 😁
@SuperficialGloworm7 жыл бұрын
It's not like I could go to jail for it... Poor Lynette >D
@terahkw3 жыл бұрын
That laugh looked genuine when you pulled out the duck toy lol!
@amberannkhan96567 жыл бұрын
#YASSSSSSS I LOVE LYNETTE 💖💖💖💖 I'M STILL HOPING TO MEET SYMPHONY 😉😀😀😀😀
@zombetty927 жыл бұрын
Sunny Sanchez I've been hoping to see Symphony as well, we've heard so much about her lol
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Symphony's a bit camera shy...
@scoooby57137 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds lol
@kspree53417 жыл бұрын
I honestly pictured her name being spelled Cymfony 😂😂
@mj95517 жыл бұрын
I imagine the next video to be Lynette in the dark with a flashlight relocating Rhonda lol! 😁😁
@megreads8247 жыл бұрын
Oh YES! I am so happy to see Lynette again! Thank you!
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
You are so welcome!
@godzillasaurbuttersworth31767 жыл бұрын
I REALLY wanna see a Symphony wedding prep vid 😊
@emilycumana20067 жыл бұрын
Godzillasaur Buttersworth I am from the future and I can completely guarantee it happens!
@jillanehogard58967 жыл бұрын
You are hilarious and so talented!!! Loved this!!
@kellygirl83276 жыл бұрын
This is my first Lynette experience! Who needs t.v. Lol. Not me! I’ve got Mary! Lynette! Charity, The gossip lady & I’m sure there’s more I haven’t met yet! You are so good! Thanks for the chuckles!
@aquaasmr12127 жыл бұрын
omg i just love your videos... they make me laugh and sleepy at the same time .... who knew that was possible 😂😂😂😂 great acting skills
@msmonkey709 ай бұрын
I really need more Lynette.
@zenseed757 жыл бұрын
your roleplays are so good. Didn't think I'd want to watch something about a cow but it was entertaining. I want a follow up! lol
@ZrukLady7 жыл бұрын
You're such a great actress!!! Girl you should start auditioning for stuff. Baby girl you're so convincing. Bless your heart!! ❤️❤️❤️
@virg0_lem0nade7 жыл бұрын
hahaha i came for the title and stayed for the Umbreon onesie
@purplestardust7 жыл бұрын
The beginning had me laughing! Good acting tho!!
@BushidoHoodlum7 жыл бұрын
That hoodie is amazing
@margybenavides90567 жыл бұрын
funniest asmr video yet! You're amazing
@sadcholaclown91637 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I am cracking up! Much love from Texas!❤
@virg0_lem0nade7 жыл бұрын
"she's the one outta hot dogs, not me" 😂😂😂😂
@daughterofanarchy40007 жыл бұрын
i think im related to Lynette
@Mikeyboibange247 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂 Lynette is my fav!! she is too much and she is the truth of Petty! LOL
@nikiiskrycki7987 жыл бұрын
My god you never fail to crack me up 😂
@youropinionworld7 жыл бұрын
Haha! That beginning. You are amazing as always. Love your videos.
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!
@brandoncochran74147 жыл бұрын
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO A TARGET HAUL! It would mean the world!
@lostsoulfound60827 жыл бұрын
This is probily my favoret video of yours
@arcblackheart77807 жыл бұрын
I watched this one last night lol I love that Umbreon hoodie btw
@TieDyeKiss7 жыл бұрын
YES I have been waiting for this!!!!!
@sophiezinberg14697 жыл бұрын
This is too good😂 very well done as always
@DominiqueFox98217 жыл бұрын
I love all your videos! without a doubt you are the best!!
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!
@Una...7 жыл бұрын
I lived in the south for years, now in the PNW which I love, but boy do I miss the food, the slang, the thunderstorms, and the freakin SHENANIGANS! No one does crazy like Southern Women (said in the most positive way). Omg COW SPARKS! Heehee!
@iKnowWhyNo17 жыл бұрын
I want that Umbreon hoodie now..
@vm889407 жыл бұрын
ohemgee! breaking bad! 😂😂😂😂 I loved the tee and the hoodie!
@margiehandler34277 жыл бұрын
omg...Lynette has lost her mind.....lol...love it..go get that cow
@d66dle5 жыл бұрын
2019 still legendary
@sabrinat74147 жыл бұрын
The next video should Lynette being interviewed by the police about a missing cow! lol that would be funny and a fun video to watch.
@bewitchingbitch24487 жыл бұрын
I just now seen this and I was like "oh crap, Lynette! what trouble are you getting me into tonight?" 😂
@MoreTravelPlease7 жыл бұрын
"I haven't spent enough time watching cows walk around in the dark" lmao
@blahehh58953 жыл бұрын
I searched 'lynette goes to target' and all i got was ladies vlogging at target.... I said to myself: well this isn't exactly what I wanted 😂
@muaowa5 жыл бұрын
I wasn't ready for the thumbnail and title in my recommended...
@hartrose337 жыл бұрын
if you get caught just tell them you gave her antibiotics in the past and the cow is not really organic lolol
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
That's what she should have done! I bet she'll kick herself for not thinking of that!
@asmrnikia43677 жыл бұрын
good video
@failed_son49577 жыл бұрын
No comment mentions the Pokémon out fit
@leahdarski7 жыл бұрын
Hey ^.^ Could you maybe do a fast, close whispered counting and camera brushing video? Like you count the strokes as you brush the camera :) I know ASMR Node did one similar to this but I think he took it down or something I can't find it anywhere.... Thank you! I loooooove your videos
@RamonaLeigh7 жыл бұрын
Get that cow, girl!!!
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
That's the plan! I guess we'll have to wait and see how it turns out...
@jcp1007 жыл бұрын
I don't get American Target, in Australia Target only sells clothes, beauty, and DVDs with lollies (Americans call it candy) out the front at the checkout… and it's really shit, they have like no money, they sell absolute crap, and I mean if you want some food go to the food court, want some milk and bread go to the shop (supermarket). I'm not buying cheese and meat from the same place I bought my hairdryer and jacket
@zombetty927 жыл бұрын
Jackson Purtell it's actually awesome cause you go in there for 1 thing and you walk out with 1000 things and groceries you didn't know you needed
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
Personally, I like being able to get (almost) everything in one stop. I don't feel like spending all day going from store to store. Ain't nobody got time for that.
@kitnkatz27777 жыл бұрын
where did you get that onesie????
@SkyleonMK77 жыл бұрын
I need that hoodie..
@Iriateayuda7 жыл бұрын
I´m already making my appointmet to go listen lynette and trish tell the story of how they stole rhonda!
@jamiewickersham88997 жыл бұрын
umbreon!
@annakennedy78557 жыл бұрын
I really want your sweatshirt!
@SouthernASMRSounds7 жыл бұрын
I found it on ebay back last fall. I think it was about $35. It's really nice and thick!
@bdddgg36807 жыл бұрын
please do a hotel check in roleplay with typing
@cynthiamayfield56647 жыл бұрын
I wanna go!
@QuartzK7 жыл бұрын
You are too dang funny!
@juliette11707 жыл бұрын
Wait what is she doing?
@invisigoth5106 жыл бұрын
Juliette Bell cattle rustling. She's going to steal a cow from the organic dairy
@sully29327 жыл бұрын
20:10 😂😂
@thomaskeeler18296 жыл бұрын
@The Orangeee haha
@owlbefine89107 жыл бұрын
Snack bar girl is "hateful" Ur funny😂😂😂
@madisonking95987 жыл бұрын
What are u doing😂😂😂😂
@michelleminnelli94607 жыл бұрын
LMMFAO OMG bahahahah
@Kosmickritter7 жыл бұрын
🐄🐄🐄
@dietplainlite7 жыл бұрын
😂
@karenoldroyd56217 жыл бұрын
OMG...THAT FACE YOU MADE AT 0:22..i nearly wet myself...snort snort..