ASMR: Selling Your Face - Face Exam Roleplay
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3 жыл бұрынYou are needing some cash and it was either this or OnlyFans so today you will be selling your face!
Instagram: / nodedeluxe
Twitter: / asmrnode
Snapchat: @asmrnode
@AsmrNode 3 жыл бұрын
As you may notice this video is pretty short, I did not have much time to put into this one SO fair warning, this may only be a temporary upload until I can make a better face exam video! I wanted to get SOMETHING out before Christmas so Happy Holidays to everyone and I will see you next year! Thanks for an amazing 2020 :)
@zhnyet. 3 жыл бұрын
don't change your face its good enough + people like you for who you are
@imaa4271 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your dedication, it’s so cute because this vid feels like a Christmas gift! ✨
@phillul9085 3 жыл бұрын
No no, thank YOU for making 2020 at least somewhat bearable! Have a peaceful and happy Christmas and a good start into the new year!! 🎄❤️
@FaultyFreya 3 жыл бұрын
please dont take this video down its great if u were to make a different video please keep the both up
@rafimuslich8944 3 жыл бұрын
I personally wanna thank you for all your hardwork in making all these amazing ASMR Videos throughout 2020 which really help me overcome my anxiety since pandemic really messed up my mental health this past year 😭😭😭 Also , I just want to let you know that if someday you might ever feel down for whatever reason, just remember that you have help me and maybe others to go through such really hard time and put a smile on our face ☺️☺️ Words can’t describe how much I appreciate and thank you for bringing me joy amidst all the craze that happen in 2020 Wishing you and your family a Merry Christmas 🎄🎁 and Happy New Year Jeremy 💞💞💞. Sending you lots of love from Indonesia ❤️❤️❤️
@amberamore4608 3 жыл бұрын
“Of course its painful, I’m cutting off your face?”🤣🤣 omg that sent me
@the_huufepuff_witch_0959 3 жыл бұрын
You are not having 474 likes without a comment.
@julianeves4150 3 жыл бұрын
@@the_huufepuff_witch_0959 you just did what I always wanted to do but I was too embarrassed to
@the_huufepuff_witch_0959 3 жыл бұрын
@@julianeves4150, It's my first time doing this 😅
@miljanatabic9555 3 жыл бұрын
sangwoo vibes lol
@mariisspace3595 3 жыл бұрын
SAME LMA
@catgirl9414 3 жыл бұрын
We are selling our face to pay off Tony’s debt
@Alexkarev17 3 жыл бұрын
Tony won’t recognize us anymore 😉
@DTAM-Aviationshorts290 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@DTAM-Aviationshorts290 3 жыл бұрын
Be like slender man
@DTAM-Aviationshorts290 3 жыл бұрын
No face
@simrand9888 3 жыл бұрын
Cat Girl who is tony
@JL-qk6md 3 жыл бұрын
Now it makes sense why this guy let me smell the Clorox bleach in the cranial nerve exam.
@teahmartinsaw2182 3 жыл бұрын
I just came from that video!
@ari-chan7467 3 жыл бұрын
@@teahmartinsaw2182 same lol
@ImaJerk. 3 жыл бұрын
Omg yes!! ✨😭✨😭
@Xbugs. 3 жыл бұрын
@@teahmartinsaw2182 same
@laurenpflanz3800 3 жыл бұрын
@@teahmartinsaw2182 your username 🥺
@monalisa6379 3 жыл бұрын
The next video should be "Choosing and buying a new face"
@holliekerr6791 3 жыл бұрын
Your no having 576 like withoot a comment
@monalisa6379 3 жыл бұрын
geez, I had no idea it would get that many likes xD
@elk1827 3 жыл бұрын
@@holliekerr6791 Now 923
@tooniemoonycorn543 3 жыл бұрын
What happend to him
@Kiisulaura2810 3 жыл бұрын
Lol! I just made ur comment go from “1K” to “1.1K” 😤💀🤚🏻😂
@basedCIA-fundedjihadist 2 жыл бұрын
Jeremy hasn’t posted in a while, I hope he’s doing okay and he still remains my absolute favorite.
@shadekunin4891 2 жыл бұрын
I too hope that he's doing okay. Honestly, I feel kinda worried...
@user-ib4sm1oe5p 2 жыл бұрын
Абсолютно согласна, надеюсь он сделает для нас ещë видео ☺
@benjamim8046 2 жыл бұрын
@@uyoo7386 what’s the insta
@alexia8092 2 жыл бұрын
@@benjamim8046 its in the bio
@serpico1179 2 жыл бұрын
@@shadekunin4891 apparently he’s been posting on Instagram, good to know he’s alright
@noodle2904 3 жыл бұрын
You couldn't have at least given me a temporary generic face to go home with? I've got to go out to reception looking like Red Skull and then walk home?
@cyanscrewdriver2092 3 жыл бұрын
Just say it’s a late Halloween costume, I’m sure she’ll understand
@jezzy6163 3 жыл бұрын
AOT titan cosplay
@marandadoyle3409 3 жыл бұрын
Going home looking like a titan from aot 😔💅
@elk1827 3 жыл бұрын
Rod Reiss from AOT s3 like
@imexisting9734 3 жыл бұрын
@@jezzy6163 ayeeee
@abesnow269 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Me: $25 sounds like a good amount of money....
@watchoutitsthenerd9624 3 жыл бұрын
I feel scammed
@DTAM-Aviationshorts290 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like £25
@sarah-qo4et 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like 25€
@-itzmocha-3215 3 жыл бұрын
I was expected 200k tbh🤷🏽♀️
@gonfreecss8672 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly expected like 500k but whatever
@FEVfan 3 жыл бұрын
"Run a quality assessment on your face to make sure theres no problems." Me: Okay bye then 🚪🚶♂️
@jessicakonobi 3 жыл бұрын
me having acne: 👁👄💧👁
@grunge_corpse951 3 жыл бұрын
@@jessicakonobi same 👁💧👄💧👁
@teahmartinsaw2182 3 жыл бұрын
Me walking out cause I'm a WHOLE problem.
@aptorp 3 жыл бұрын
MK WHY DO I KEEP LISTENING TO ASMR AND READING THE COMMENTS AND THEN AS SOON AS THEY SAY IT IN THE VIDEO I READ A COMMENT- AT THE EXACT SAME TIME ASWELL- KDKDKDN IT LEGIT HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY ISTG
@overgrownminds4603 3 жыл бұрын
Me and my acne, acne scars and dry skin flakes really said: 🚪🏃🏻♀️
@kingoffrogs7993 3 жыл бұрын
istg this dude gets only more creative and kinda weird..
@stephanie743 3 жыл бұрын
he’s not weird
@robinsrandomstuff528 3 жыл бұрын
@@stephanie743 yes we shall act like the title wasn’t selling your face
@nurseaylla 3 жыл бұрын
@@stephanie743 being weird is a compliment in this case, he's weirdly creative
@cecilyerker 3 жыл бұрын
@@stephanie743 He damn well is weird, watch his other videos where he stabs you
@stephanie743 3 жыл бұрын
@@cecilyerker something called role playing
@annalisa1913 3 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about how he makes up names for each part of the face 🤣
@fearoftoasters101imstillaf7 3 жыл бұрын
I thought they were actually real names..I'm such a dumbass
@softivory6962 3 жыл бұрын
@@fearoftoasters101imstillaf7 lmaooo
@annalisa1913 3 жыл бұрын
@@fearoftoasters101imstillaf7 lmfaooo 😭😭
@chylatilton3514 3 жыл бұрын
if I didn't see this comment I would probably believe him💀💀
@elk1827 3 жыл бұрын
@@chylatilton3514 Me too. I say that because I did
@Kiiiirraaa 3 жыл бұрын
Don't mind me, just a random girl getting her face sold on Christmas Eve.
@liahs7639 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao same
@ninjamdragon158 3 жыл бұрын
Im so happy that this rhymed its actually funny
@jetblackwingss0155 3 жыл бұрын
node: “you have college depts to pay off?” me: n- node: “bra that sucks”
@hotmamma2126 3 жыл бұрын
wish that were me 😩
@hannahmichelle352 3 жыл бұрын
I said “I just hate my face, could I sell my body too? Replace it with a better one-“ then he cut me off 😌😔✋
@jetblackwingss0155 3 жыл бұрын
@@hannahmichelle352 lmao
@katieanderews6275 3 жыл бұрын
When u get free college 😊
@pewdepiexo6950 3 жыл бұрын
25 buck that ought to pay for college hahah
@BloodyShadowMusic 3 жыл бұрын
I'd say that I looked pretty surprised when he actually peeled my face off but he kinda peeled the expression off with it
@justagremlin0 3 жыл бұрын
true
@imexisting9734 3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@EdwardVamp 3 жыл бұрын
Node : I sold my first face Me : *oh, I knew it couldn't be so beautiful by nature*
@holliekerr6791 3 жыл бұрын
🌝
@Ghost-ti1rg 3 жыл бұрын
som popiči your pfp is scaring me
@lickfeet1234 2 жыл бұрын
Konečne slovaaak
@zoebednarz5232 3 жыл бұрын
Noones talking about his absolutely hilarious improvisations of regions of the face - what a legend ! (And a cute one too)
@typicalpickle3516 3 жыл бұрын
Cheekamise Maximus
@thereeebot2477 3 жыл бұрын
My dad left bruh 😡😡😡😡😡😩😳
@James-ok7ii 3 жыл бұрын
simp
@getthisordiegetthisordie 3 жыл бұрын
@@James-ok7ii dude there is a difference between a simp and someone who is just complimenting another person-
@zoebednarz5232 3 жыл бұрын
@@getthisordiegetthisordie 😂😂😂
@Jamiejamiejaaaa 3 жыл бұрын
Doctor: make sure your face doesn’t have any mistakes Me: well this ended before it started
@holliekerr6791 3 жыл бұрын
🌹 🌻 🌷 🌿 🌸 🌵 🌾 🌼 👖 👖 👖 👖 👖 👖 👖 👖
@brickjustbrick1969 3 жыл бұрын
@@holliekerr6791 i want to copy that so bad 🥲
@elk1827 3 жыл бұрын
I’m sure that’s not true
@holliekerr6791 3 жыл бұрын
@@brickjustbrick1969 go for it babes you only live once
@brickjustbrick1969 3 жыл бұрын
@@holliekerr6791 it won’t let me ):
@aspin_ 3 жыл бұрын
I literally cannot explain why but the black background with his white coat is so calming and soothing to me. And it makes me feel so apart of the video 😂
@awelshlad458 3 жыл бұрын
You're welcome I was the 69th like
@aspin_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@awelshlad458 thank you. Your participation is appreciated
@awelshlad458 3 жыл бұрын
@@aspin_ 😊
@kaylababy2193 Жыл бұрын
jeremy we miss you and i hope you’re doing well and are happy :)
@crunchyelbows728 Жыл бұрын
Oooo he liked ur comment, at least we know he’s alive
@gerard7417 Жыл бұрын
He liked ur comment !!!!!! That means he will eventually come back !!!!!!
@alessiocece2098 Жыл бұрын
me too! ☹️
@alessiocece2098 Жыл бұрын
@@gerard7417 but where's the heart then?
@willowoconnor782 9 ай бұрын
That heart releaved so much anxiety for me😭 I barley know this asmrtist but damn was I scared for him
@staceybbocelot9704 3 жыл бұрын
Me at the end of this year: What am I doing with my life? KZfaq: Selling your face.
@Useernaamee 3 жыл бұрын
I know you did not just use rubbing alcohol on my face after I did my 6 step skincare 😳
@reginadurst8635 3 жыл бұрын
I scrolled to make sure someone else had the same thought as me 😂
@user-jb4up1fo1e 3 жыл бұрын
I want to know more about 6 step skincare...
@albertogomez459 3 жыл бұрын
Толстый Пельмешек same, this seems more than what I usually use 😑
@Useernaamee 3 жыл бұрын
@@albertogomez459 double cleansing to get the sunscreen off so Micelarwater, regular cleanser, toner, serums, moisturizer (and eye cream) and if its daytime sunscreen :)
@idioticfrog6424 3 жыл бұрын
@@Useernaamee that’s sounds very good what type of skin do you have I need to up my skincare routine
@ianc8382 3 жыл бұрын
Node: Why are you selling your face Me (Jokingly): to pay off college debt. Node: Oh to pay off your college debt! Me: *Wheeze*
@ianc8382 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the likes guys
@nooneinparticular8493 3 жыл бұрын
damn, his jawline could cut STEEL, GAWD DAYUM.
@arieschristian7100 3 жыл бұрын
omg Im his 69th like
@skilxrd1203 3 жыл бұрын
What the heck does that mean
@emmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1427 3 жыл бұрын
@@arieschristian7100 I was gonna like the comment but I realized it was at 69 so I didn’t want to ruin it
@Bortsampson69 3 жыл бұрын
Oki
@certifiedmood 3 жыл бұрын
Either this or OnlyFans, lol. Love this!
@bushmorel7343 3 жыл бұрын
I-
@zhnyet. 3 жыл бұрын
...
@zhnyet. 3 жыл бұрын
@@bushmorel7343 . . .
@jinkies2609 3 жыл бұрын
y’all look at the description LOL
@imaa4271 3 жыл бұрын
Wdym
@robinsrandomstuff528 3 жыл бұрын
Me: So imma be rich after this correct? Node: So abt 25 dollars is fine? Me: N- Node: Great ok!
@elk1827 3 жыл бұрын
It did feel a little cheaper than I would like
@robertmendenhall34 3 жыл бұрын
It felt like to much for my face
@RachASMR 3 жыл бұрын
*His asmr has seriously been my clutch in this insane year we’ve had. It’s definitely helped keep me sane*
@brantstrickland7707 3 жыл бұрын
I can tell if you’re being sarcastic because his vids are pretty crazy, or if you’re being serious because his vids are so good
@joaosantos-uj9uw 3 жыл бұрын
You mean crutch?
@laynethomasstaley1698 3 жыл бұрын
Your channel is sooo good, it’s one of my favorite asmr channels
@twentycharacterslong2724 3 жыл бұрын
This year has been insane? Really?
@zzzIIU1 3 жыл бұрын
@@twentycharacterslong2724 are you being sarcastic 💔 i’m hella dense sorry
@justinebowman3305 3 жыл бұрын
Him: Ill give you $25 Me: More than I was expecting, I'll take it
@elk1827 3 жыл бұрын
*STONKS*
@rainagoswami471 3 жыл бұрын
me, with no face, walking out of the room: damn that feels brisky...
@mikasaarienaiexo-l8197 2 жыл бұрын
We need you back
@asmrdragon40 3 жыл бұрын
Some would say that he sells them at face value
@mmmCrunchyy 3 жыл бұрын
no stop
@elk1827 3 жыл бұрын
*seinfeld theme*
@naomigwolfe8112 3 жыл бұрын
*Eye* see what you did there!! Unfortunately he is the only one doing the math, so nobody *nose* if the price is right!
@walshling16 3 жыл бұрын
“how long have you had your face...your whole life? impressive” me: *starts considering under what circumstances one would have their face for less than their whole life* *enters existential crisis*
@colormeandrew 3 жыл бұрын
Plastic surgery.
@imexisting9734 3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@naomigwolfe8112 3 жыл бұрын
They could have a half an accident and it broke a bone or something then they are hospitalized and have a slightly different face the rest of the time?
@drainzey635 3 жыл бұрын
@@naomigwolfe8112 they would still have a face
@naomigwolfe8112 3 жыл бұрын
@@drainzey635 yeah but it wouldnt be your original?
@Limestone_Wolf 3 жыл бұрын
What an insane dystopian world this physician lives in.
@asiaxrdo 3 жыл бұрын
“i’ll give you 25 bucks” me out loud at 3am: “25 BuUcUcks??”👁👄👁
@irodsalt6490 Жыл бұрын
update from what ive seen: sold his home and bought an rv to travel, recently been on a few vacations and some collabs with another named angelica. hes doing alright it seems but it sucks he doesn't upload anymore
@jackcobb2928 Жыл бұрын
Shout out to angelica she's great
@hafro03 3 жыл бұрын
"You're alive. Impressive." Yeah bro, thank you😂
@carly1482 3 жыл бұрын
"It was either this or onlyfans" IM HOLLERING
@elk1827 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like onlyfans would pay better. Maybe not for me, but for somebody else!
@BalgothTheVile 3 жыл бұрын
He says "used face" as if there are some that are brand new
@ari-chan7467 3 жыл бұрын
Baby that just came out of the womb. Take their face. They probably wouldn’t care anyways lol 😂
@Helena-vf1xp 3 жыл бұрын
s k i n t h e c h i l d
@theapoclips7933 3 жыл бұрын
@@Helena-vf1xp AHHHHHHH
@Helena-vf1xp 3 жыл бұрын
@@theapoclips7933 face b gone
@elk1827 3 жыл бұрын
@@Helena-vf1xp That is a sentence I never thought I would ever read. Probably because I didn’t know those words could be put together in that specific order!
@manuelragazz0927 2 жыл бұрын
Guys, happened exactly what happened with @Reyong ASMR a successful ASMR artist, a channel with more than 800K subs, he uploaded his last video more than 1 year ago and he never uploaded anymore. I know that sometimes ppl not always have time to dedicate to KZfaq, but that's pretty sad.
@phantomfalcon1940 3 жыл бұрын
I swear if the next video is like Selling Your Arms I’m gonna laugh so HARD 😂😂🤣
@phantomfalcon1940 3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@gracid7618 3 жыл бұрын
@@phantomfalcon1940 did you just laugh at yourself ??
@vianneybeco8545 3 жыл бұрын
@@gracid7618 I think they did
@phantomfalcon1940 3 жыл бұрын
@@gracid7618 wdym?
@elk1827 3 жыл бұрын
@@phantomfalcon1940 I take it you forgot to switch accounts
@quietnightsasmr 3 жыл бұрын
the scariest part is why node would choose MY face rather than someone actually attractive?
@kiliksama 3 жыл бұрын
I get away with more crime because no one wants to look at me
@elk1827 3 жыл бұрын
Because everyone is beautiful and perfect in their own way
@naomigwolfe8112 3 жыл бұрын
Perhaps you went to him?
@wildin1170 2 жыл бұрын
That's why it was only $25 :D
@avery2048 3 жыл бұрын
You had me laughing way harder then I should have at Cheakamus Maximus
@largemilkcarton7720 3 жыл бұрын
Definition of first world problem has pimple: guess I’ll sell my face
@myfolder5388 3 жыл бұрын
me: i wanna have a productive day today node: uploads me: ok my schedule has changed just kidding node’s asmr is productive
@cyanscrewdriver2092 3 жыл бұрын
Me: ok my day has ended
@elk1827 3 жыл бұрын
@@cyanscrewdriver2092 Me at noon just waking up: Ok sleepy time
@blackrose4535 3 жыл бұрын
“25 bucks” That’s probably how much I’m worth
@awelshlad458 3 жыл бұрын
Too much for me I'm about 5 max
@Ghost-ti1rg 3 жыл бұрын
Im worth a dime
@lem8540 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know who in their right mind would pay money to wear my face
@serene3471 3 жыл бұрын
SAMEEEE
@skyewilkinson4373 3 жыл бұрын
Dude I'm worth like an 8th of a pence bairly even that 😂😂
@DTAM-Aviationshorts290 3 жыл бұрын
“We’re cutting off yr face :)” Me: *slender man* ⚪️ 👔
@TinglesmithASMR Жыл бұрын
This is such a great video! I really hope one day you return to share your talents with us again!
@asmrlaylaa 3 жыл бұрын
i’m so happy you’re posting more often 😌
@cutiesavvy4006 2 жыл бұрын
Goes missing for almost a year 😂
@MinSaya 2 жыл бұрын
Now its already a year- sadly
@andrewnimmo8010 3 ай бұрын
The irony here is crazy
@asmrlaylaa 3 ай бұрын
@@andrewnimmo8010 😦
@BallAboutItCards 3 жыл бұрын
“Of the Day” December 22, 2020 Thought of The Day “You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.” Joke of the The Day If coronavirus isn’t about beer, why do I keep seeing cases of it? Random Fact of The Day The first movie ever to put out a motion-picture soundtrack was Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Celebrity Birthday of the Day 1991 DaBaby [Jonathan Kirk], American rapper and singer-songwriter (Rockstar), born in Cleveland, Ohio Word of the of the Day opprobrium [uh-PROH-bree-um] (Noun) 1 : something that brings disgrace 2 a : public disgrace or ill fame that follows from conduct considered grossly wrong or vicious b : contempt, reproach
@hannah6683 3 жыл бұрын
thank u! i always chill in the comments during vids and this was cool
@griffknox2437 3 жыл бұрын
...
@EarCandyAsmr 3 жыл бұрын
That was cute but my random fun fact ended p being that da baby wasn’t from Charlotte ! He just reps it I thought he was born here but he was just raised
@sadboi6180 3 жыл бұрын
Please never stop doing this.
@deezpistachios2654 3 жыл бұрын
@@EarCandyAsmr he moved to NC when he was like 8 but he was born in Cleveland
@juliamiranda6648 3 жыл бұрын
The way he just threw my face on the floor in the end i- that's very not polite okay sir?
@vivi-eb2co 2 жыл бұрын
y’all it’s been 7 months since he last uploaded is he okay 😟
@Sade_7926 3 жыл бұрын
the silence after he said he would buy my face for 25 dollars was so loud lol
@vintageryn7217 Жыл бұрын
Dang, still coming back after a year. Nobody does it like Node 🤷♀️❤️
@cierrajohnson1679 3 жыл бұрын
"Its completely normal to sell your face" "Ingrown hair, that's gonna cost you" "Cheeksimus maximus.." "Minimal wrinkleage" "Quality stuff you got here" Me:I've never felt so scared offended and pleased in my entire life.....but do I have to leave here with no covering...I'll just be a walking skull..?
@elk1827 3 жыл бұрын
For me it would be an upgrade
@codesiren0218 Жыл бұрын
“it’s been a year daddi 😞”
@paigemurphy109 6 ай бұрын
I hope he remembers his KZfaq password soon coming up on three years of rewatches starting to miss new content 😂💕
@alessiocece2098 3 ай бұрын
😅😅
@omarlemus4659 Жыл бұрын
Hey man, just letting you know that you have many people waiting patiently for your return 🙃
@skilletdestroyer Жыл бұрын
Such an underrated content creator. I miss him so much! His voice is beyond heavenly 😍💚💚💚
@ffionmae3019 3 жыл бұрын
I come back to this video every night
@innapaskarenko8946 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant work I must say. I'm wondering if you've spent plenty of time coming up with the plot or was it a quickly-written scenario, since the video is really relaxing, hilarious, philosophic and slightly ambiguous at the same time 😳 I mean this combination is surprising... P. S. Rubber gloves and ASMR are a perfect match 😍👏
@Talisman.888 8 ай бұрын
come back buddy we miss your asmr
@aaliahp1979 3 жыл бұрын
Im getting american horror story vibes from this 😂 *gets flash back*
@kiliksama 3 жыл бұрын
Nipple lamp
@Darish-jp5qs 3 жыл бұрын
I hope I don't fall- *Ended up falling in love*
@aspin_ 3 жыл бұрын
11:16 that caught me off guard 😂
@madburrito1918 3 жыл бұрын
Him: close your eyes while I outline your face Me: ⚫️👄👁
@May_003 3 жыл бұрын
where are you bestieeeee ?!?!?! hope you're okay. 💓
@ndmzdll 2 жыл бұрын
Look at the about thing on his yt channel
@marki_parki9224 2 жыл бұрын
@@ndmzdll it doesn't reveal what happened or why he's gone... unless I missed something
@ndmzdll 2 жыл бұрын
@@marki_parki9224 he’s ig is compromised and maybe he’s tryna fix it
@ndmzdll 2 жыл бұрын
@@marki_parki9224 he said it 2 months ago so he’s fine
@marki_parki9224 2 жыл бұрын
@@ndmzdll oh the community tab. Okay thanks.
@shaneythebrit 2 жыл бұрын
Came back here after the Angelica collaboration. I really hope he starts uploading again
@meowtoz 2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@sid4426 3 жыл бұрын
That face looked scary as hell... Thought it was gonna open it's eyes
@wyattbranson3190 3 жыл бұрын
The only person that would buy my face is a blind, deaf, and non touch nerves
@julianeves4150 3 жыл бұрын
@somebody you used to know imagine sleeping with a teddy bear with a human face
@lunalovegood7953 3 жыл бұрын
@@julianeves4150 fine by me as long as someone cuddles me 😃✋ and yes I badly want someone to cuddle me.
@julianeves4150 3 жыл бұрын
@@lunalovegood7953 yeah girl ik what it feels like✋😔
@lunalovegood7953 3 жыл бұрын
@@julianeves4150 Im sorry if I sound too sad, its just that... I saw Ginny twerking on Pansy at the Yule Ball😔✋
@ffionmae3019 2 жыл бұрын
happy Xmas node
@OompaLoompaHoodlum 4 ай бұрын
Jeremy Are u still alive and good??? We miss youuu….. Happy New Year as well!!!
@saraholland4638 3 жыл бұрын
ed gein: *enters chat*
@snifferrr 3 жыл бұрын
mood
@charlottebreton6796 2 жыл бұрын
I miss this guy. Used to watch his videos all the time. I wish he posted more.
@bellablack6937 2 жыл бұрын
I miss him... his whispering voice is top tier!
@rosvaldasbolys5871 3 жыл бұрын
It’s okay. I’m used to 10 minute Angelica videos.
@e-linamarie 3 жыл бұрын
lmaooo same
@805tmann 3 жыл бұрын
“When I sold my first face” *me looking into the camera like Jim Halpert*
@staticbrainz_ 2 жыл бұрын
so glad to know you're ok from angelica's video :)
@ikilius 2 жыл бұрын
where??
@alessiocece2098 2 жыл бұрын
@@ikilius Angelica asmr I guess, just look it Up! 🤔
@ikilius 2 жыл бұрын
@@alessiocece2098 i already found it long time ago, thanks
@alessiocece2098 2 жыл бұрын
@@ikilius OK......
@cassidycox8433 3 жыл бұрын
Okay but the dark, dry humor in this is elite. Great skit haha better than most SNL
@yeky6872 3 жыл бұрын
Normal people when they get a pimple: *gotta clean my face better* node: *cuts and sells his face*
@maybeimdreaming6656 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched this yet, but LISTEN. I thought I'd misread the title. IT TURNS OUT I HAVEN'T. Should I be worried? 😳
@sunflowertaylorsversion 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha sameeeee I was like WHAT. I just wanted to relaxxxxx this is doing the opposite hahaha
@mia-rh3xp 2 жыл бұрын
hope this guy is ok
@tlxlayesha 2 жыл бұрын
apparently according to Angelica ASMR's newest video the Spicy KFC Famous Bowl he had for lunch is tearing him apart 🤣
@nickkenneyjpg 3 жыл бұрын
must be christmas time, node's consistantly uploading! i'm just makin' jokes. keep up the great work and much love.
@rafimuslich8944 3 жыл бұрын
I love it that you keep blessing us with all this ASMR Roleplay just in time for christmas 😍😍😍
@saulgoodman3318 3 жыл бұрын
“How long have you had you’re face” Me:ever since black mesa
@rip9840 2 жыл бұрын
It's been 7 months..
@NishyyFishyy Ай бұрын
Its been 3 years
@eizylazy7880 3 жыл бұрын
"Used faces" "How long have u had ur face" Umm...
@macamccuen6798 3 жыл бұрын
Where’d you go?? I hope you’re doing okay and hope to see more soon you’re literally one of my favorite asmrists 😂
@monta6776 3 жыл бұрын
On twitter he said hes travelling full time now
3 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing 🙂 need some sleep 😴
@noahm8681 Жыл бұрын
I think he evaporated
@StormAutumn2009 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 200k! You deserve it 🥳🤩
@mercedesperry1249 3 жыл бұрын
When you watch a whole season of grey’s anatomy in a day
@natshintai 3 жыл бұрын
This is so creative!!! thank you Nodeee, have a happy holiday 🖤
@aliyahalkashkari1323 3 жыл бұрын
You can have my face I didn’t need it anyways
@desireefedrickx3119 3 жыл бұрын
Same!
@gri.m.m2987 3 жыл бұрын
Yo... I didn't even read the title I just clicked on the video and when he said "I'mma take your face" I was like: 👁👄👁
@elk1827 3 жыл бұрын
*s t e a l s f a c e* Who’s that face stealing dude Aang encounters in Avatar? Also “I’mma take your face” is like the best sentence ever
@emmawatt2678 2 жыл бұрын
hey we haven’t heard from you in a while on the channel, i hope you’re doing good :)
@holyxny 2 жыл бұрын
anyone else come back bc you also miss node :(
@addyherbert1463 3 жыл бұрын
I just realized he sounds exactly like Matthew gray gubler
@SecretSnake 2 жыл бұрын
Omg your kinda right😭…..
@sippycup4113 Жыл бұрын
Jeremy, where are you ? We miss you ♡
@sweatershirt 2 жыл бұрын
Items needed for doing this roleplay irl to make it seem realistic! -any pen with its lid and needs pne of the things that can attach it to a paper (I chose sharpie) -your hands -gloves (optional) +your nails (optional) Instructions: -When he is rubbing/touching your face, gently massage your face the way he is doing it with gloves (gloves are optional) -For the swab, gently pap your face with your fingertip. -When he traces around your face, use the tip of your pen/sharpies lid. -When he cuts your face off, gently use the thing that attaches your pen to a paper and bring it around your face, or use your nails. I hope this made the roleplay more realistic/relaxing!
@spider-gay7442 3 жыл бұрын
"used faces" "how long have you had your face? Your whole life" wha-
@slotheatingshit 3 жыл бұрын
Where are you it’s been 4 months and i keep rewatching your videos 💔