3:06 me tryna put my life back together

3:04 "Oh my god. What have I done??"

Just imagine him being your grandfather and every time you go and see him he always gives you a new little animal he carved out of soap:

17:11 Me: *wakes up wondering who got shot*

ayy he did an owl

*no soap was harmed the the making of this video, the soap is a professionally trained actor*

No one: The owl: ° v °

33:54 I thought he was just a pair of hands LOL

This video felt like it was gonna turn into "ASMR Thumb Slicing" at any moment.

He listened to our prayers.

*My brain* : Eat the soap *_Me_* : Wtf no *My brain* : E a t t h e s o a p

19:06 christmas morning when nobody is awake be like

3:00 When you mess up really bad and Don’t know how to fix it

now melt all the excess soap together and give us a third soap carving video >:D

I can’t be the only one who used to carve things out of hand soap with their nails all the time when they were a kid right? 💀

I'm just gonna share something with y'all. I got a math test in 1h and I'm watching this instead of studying, lol.

don't you just hate when there is a vid you want to watch on the side but you cant leave because the asmr is to good?

Sometimes I forget he's a real person... like with a real face and eats food and all.

4:03 Funny how he dropped a tiny peice of soap onto the table and the noise was like a rock being dropped on the table

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The preview ends At 0:32

Who else wanted to start soap carving after watching this video

"Mom I wanna cut a soap"

my brain: that's soap, not cheese me: my brain: don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't-- me: I wanna eat it

these are the timestamps, they took me a very long time to make so please like soap 0:40 soap 19:06 soap 20:24 soap 25:16 soap 32:57 soap 33:46 soap 37:15 soap 40:51 soap 43:44 soap 47:12 soap 50:30 soap 50:40 soap 51:38 soap 51:54 soap 52:05 soap 52:22 soap 52:37 soap 52:47

this is the most satisfying asmr since 2006

The thing about soap carving videos is they're visually entertaining too for some reason

Don't mind me I'm just listening to some soap.

18:00 who else hungry

If you do not remember, the last time when I was carving soap sculptures I managed to make such 'masterpieces', that they had to be expelled from the soap society . Unfortunately they did not make it to the island of losers and had been lost in the depths of the ocean of dishsoap. Today I decided to bring to life three brave adventurers, who will set out on a rescue mission. Please let me introduce to each of them. The first adventurer is a suspicious Owl whose name is Gary. He secretly told me that in his opinion the chemtrails are responsible for this catastrophe. His main goal for this expedition is to make sure, that each rescuer wears tin foil hats with long antennas all the time. The second member of the expedition is a silly fish whose name is Luna. She is such a burden to this expedition. All she thinks about is how to put some more make-up on his fins in order to endear a missing superhero. She is so excited at the thought of being able to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to him. The last one is a lazy tortoise named Jimmy. He is too lazy to do anything useful, but his mother threathened to get him out of the house if he doesn't go and at least try to help. Will they be able to find poor Garfield and Superhero? I really hope this video will meet your expectations and help you relax. It took ma a lot of time to get it done so, please do not forget to hit that thumbs up button if you enjoyed the video. Audio: asmrsurgeaudio.bandcamp.com/releases

You know that this is good a good ASMR channel when the breathing in 14:45 is the only indication of what the filmer's voice sounds like.

I just watched a man clean his hands for an hour

19:06 me trying to open the wrapper to my pad at 3 AM

Carve me like one of your french girls

**has volume turned up high cause it's asmr** *Ad: 40% of Americans suffer from hearing loss* *Me: OH I WONDER WHY*

*TIMESTAMPS* 0:01 0:01 0:01 0:01 0:01 0:01Preview 0:38 0:38 0:38 0:38 0:38 0:38 Crinkling packaging of soap 0:52 0:52 0:52 0:52 0:52 0:52 Opening soap with knife 1:06 1:06 1:06 1:06 1:06 1:06 Opening soap 1:26 1:26 1:26 1:26 1:26 1:26 Carving owl on soap 2:05 2:05 2:05 2:05 2:05 2:05 Twisting knife to make eyes 2:24 2:24 2:24 2:24 2:24 2:24 Starting to carve soap to make owl 3:03 3:03 3:03 3:03 3:03 3:03 Rubbing soap carving on soap 3:24 3:24 3:24 3:24 3:24 3:24 Slicing soap carving and start carving soap again 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 5:31 Playing a bit with soap carvings before going back to carving soap 10:09 10:09 10:09 10:09 10:09 10:09 Carving out eyes of owl and after that carving out other features 11:55 11:55 11:55 11:55 11:55 11:55 Adding depth to owl 15:05 15:05 15:05 15:05 15:05 15:05 Rubbing owl 15:29 15:29 15:29 15:29 15:29 15:29 Once again carving owl 16:00 16:00 16:00 16:00 16:00 16:00 Taking out a new piece of soap 16:14 16:14 16:14 16:14 16:14 16:14 Cutting bar of soap into slices 18:18 18:18 18:18 18:18 18:18 18:18 Playing with soap slices 19:05 19:05 19:05 19:05 19:05 19:05 Opening a new soap 19:49 19:49 19:49 19:49 19:49 19:49 Carving out shape of creature on soap 21:03 21:03 21:03 21:03 21:03 21:03 Carving out creature that now appears to be a turtle 23:22 23:22 23:22 23:22 23:22 23:22 Carving in a different way 23:52 23:52 23:52 23:52 23:52 23:52 Carving in usual manner 24:12 24:12 24:12 24:12 24:12 24:12 Carving out pattern on the shell 25:56 25:56 25:56 25:56 25:56 25:56 Scratching between pattern with knife 26:23 26:23 26:23 26:23 26:23 26:23 Carving turtle again 30:30 30:30 30:30 30:30 30:30 30:30 Carving soap 30:48 30:48 30:48 30:48 30:48 30:48 Briefly playing with soap carvings before continuing 31:52 31:52 31:52 31:52 31:52 31:52 Snapping soap in half 32:02 32:02 32:02 32:02 32:02 32:02 Carving.... 33:43 33:43 33:43 33:43 33:43 33:43 Opening new soap package 34:42 34:42 34:42 34:42 34:42 34:42 Carving out shape of fish on soap 37:37 37:37 37:37 37:37 37:37 37:37 Carving out fish 50:28 50:28 50:28 50:28 50:28 50:28 Showing off creations 50:39 50:39 50:39 50:39 50:39 50:39 Putting hands in water 50:48 50:48 50:48 50:48 50:48 50:48 Rubbing soaps together 50:59 50:59 50:59 50:59 50:59 50:59 Scratching soap 51:14 51:14 51:14 51:14 51:14 51:14 Putting soaps in water, scratching them 51:49 51:49 51:49 51:49 51:49 51:49 Washing hands with soaps Gute nacht I am not german Like for my pain and suffering (Edit: I am back a year later I couldnt sleep so I specified some of the time stamps Even thought you've probably heard this a lot of times thanks for the likes and nice comments :D it makes my day)

me trying to put a broken toy back together as a kid: 3:03

(ASMR Soap carving 3 ) please continue

i don't know why but for some reason my fat ass wants to eat the soap.

I'm so inspired to ransack the nearest Walmart for all there soap lol

3:05: * Trying the sound of this piece of soap * - Hey, that sounds pretty good! * Goes on * 3:25: - Now die, mortal! ~~~~~ALSO~~~~~ 4:26: - Oh, it looks like a little cute grave...

I don't even get ASMR from soap carving videos. I just watched them because they are really calming.

This man must have very clean hands.

anyone coming back to this video in 2023?🎉

Me:why are there so many soap pieces in your trash Surge: uhh it's my job

"Here's my collection of stolen hotel soap"

My body is telling me to fall asleep to the sounds but my mind is telling me "No no see what he does next!"

i love how cutting soap made him thousands of dollars

Am I the only person who loves how soap is shaped and when I use it I don’t wanna mess the shape up? Also, it looks appetizing

Idk why, but I feel like I wanna carve some soap too

3:04 👍👍👍

Your soap carving videos activated my love for soap carving ASMRs. Ever since then, I've been looking a lot of soap carving ASMR videos but I always end up coming back to yours

1:30 when the imposter is sus

soap carving 1 was actually the first asmr video I ever saw

3:05 me when i make a puzzle. :$

9:18 no matter where I go, I cannot escape from among us

honestly in a way these asmr videos are such a nice form of trust, because you know there's not going to be some terrible earraping jumpscare randomly, although somewhere in your mind you are deeply afraid of it, it never happens and its such a relief

I'm here for the plot.

wife comes home* wife: WTF ARE YOU DOING TO OUR SOAP!

50:49 a rare occurrence when a turtle faqs a fish Imagine what the baby would look like

Me: *Has high volume on bc I’m watching ASMR* My Swedish phone: *VANLIGA KEX SA DU, NEJ DETTA ÄR TUC, SPRÖDA OCH GODA*

8:47 reminds me of toy story 2 when the old man paints over the name Andy on Woody's shoe

Just imagine he's taking a shower and he just goes "Hmm Ima have to go with Luna the fish today and tomorrow Ima have the lazy turtle"

Parents: don't cut towards yourself Surge:

I don't even particularly get any tingles from soap carving and yet I always find myself drawn to these vids and coming back every now and then

WHY ISN'T SOAP FOOD

I clicked so fast

Me: *Sees this video* tf? Who would watch a guy carving for an hour? Also me* *Long, deep, sigh* Me.

it's my first time watching asmr to _actually_ fall asleep and i think i'm having a seizure man, so tingly-tingly

where is soap carving BASS BOOSTED

I think the soap makes good sounds.

Whenever I'm stressed, I come back here for relaxation. You're truly talented! 👏❤

Video: *s o a p* cutting 2 Comments: oH I tOuGhT It WaS ChEeSe LoL XDdDd

5:31 when I'm trying to put my life back together🍍😂

who is scrolling through the comments while watching?

19:20 me opening something at night

kocham te Twoje filmy z mydłami, słucham jako podkład do pracy po raz milionowy

i wonder if he washes his hands with the leftover shavings 🤔

I could smell this video

I remember watching this video when it first came out. I also genuinely believe this is one of the videos that started the soap cutting trend... Your channel is awesome and seeing this video in my recommended again made me happy.

When I'm a grandmother, or I just become the neighborhood grandma. I want to carve soap and give it to all the kids, and teach art classes, because I'm 99.9% sure I'm going to art school.

Is it me or everytime i watch a asmr i'm like "i want to try this stuff !!"

TIMESTAMPS Example: 0:00 - 0:30 Unpackaging soap 1: 0:30 - 1:25 Soap 1: 1:25 - 16:08 Cutting bar of soap: 16:08 - 19:05 Unpackaging soap 2: 19:05 - 19:49 Soap 2: 19:49 - 30:24 Cutting another couple soaps: 30:24 - 33:45 Unpackaging soap 3: 33:45 - 34:42 Soap 3: 34:42 - 50:32 Playing with soaps: 50:32 - 53:01

32:57の石鹸削ったときの乾いた感じの音が ほんとに好き…♡

Me- * tries to watch/listen to a video about soap carving * KZfaq- lets put in an obnoxious soap commercial 2 minutes in.

18:43 Now you see the normal soap mating ritual in its natural habitat

Another satisfying soap carving, thanks for the upload!!

I am here so often that I feel like thanking you for improving my life quality. Thank you for putting me to sleep when I just can't fall asleep by myself.

Does anybody else smell pizza hot pockets while watching this??? No? ok.. It’s hard to explain.

3:05 My favorite💜

*cuts* *himself* *and* *screams* *loudly* *as* *hell* *straight* *onto* *the* *microphone*

I watched this when it first came out and I’m still watching it 4 years later. Best asmr ive ever wanted

When it’s 2 pm and you’re watching soap carvings instead of doing homework. I’m not even trying to go to bed this is just interesting to watch.

31:58 best part

never left Pornhub this fast.

There’s even a little story happening in the description, 11/10 video, would watch again.

3:04 this is so satisfying, the way the cut slice of soap shines and the sound too omg

I have a really weird desire to eat all the soap in this video

0:32... Heart attack😂 the music remind me some horror movies

The clarity of the picture is very nice! Someday I strongly want to create such a video

My brain: eat it Me: no wtf My brain: eat...it Me: **eats soap and vomits**