Lovely service as usual, my boy. Did I leave my gold necklace the last time I was here?

“I’ve seen you’ve made it to our high chair there” I laughed so hard at this

I just now realized that Fred has been doing this for nearly a decade. No wonder he's so damn good at his job..

I really like that farquaad and fred seem to have a very personal bond despite the fact he mostly just cuts his hair and whatnot

Ah lord another lord Farquaad haircut Fred really want us to start the year the best way possible

I don't know why, but I laughed so hard when I realized you were drinking from the spray bottle. 😂 Excellent job, per usual!

“I am something of a scientist my self” I see what you did there Fred 😉

It 3:30 in the morning , and I'm watching an Englishman barber version of thor with a hangover insult me and kick me out, then proceed to cut lord farquads hair. I love it.

5:39 Hands down, best song I've heard this year so far. It has something choral about it, I'm sure the Lord appreciated it as much as I did...

"You're no match for him, he already has perfect cut" "Your highness, perfecting mess is our speciality" -Sassy Fredster

"I had quite a hangover last night(casually drinks from spray bottle)"

I've been waiting for the next lord farquaad video!! been feeling down and hopeless about the new year so this will cheer me up for sure 😄

1:25 Fred is getting meaner and meaner every hair cut 😂😂 It's so funny at the same time I love it 😁

The "ya ya ya ya" bit is really tingly. Brilliant video, love the barbershop sounds

rude barbershop is my absolute favourite from you fred. lord farquad and overly friendly barber are essential daily asmr for me at bed time. thx, keep it up please!!!

Thank you for completing my life long dream. I have always wanted to be Lord Farquaad and I am glad someone finally helped me achieve this if only for the time of my haircut. Means so much happy new year to you all and gl hope this one is better.

wishing everyone the best sleep of their life :))

When farquaad leaves the castle, and the guards ask, “Are you going to conquer more lands?” He replies, “No, im going to get a haircut down at Fred’s place!!

And the lore of this channel expands into the new year

I like the blurred effect. It makes my eyes feel heavy like they’re closing! Great job!

This was both relaxing and deeply funny! What an awesome experience this was!! Thank you so so much!!!

HELL YES FRED!! LORD FARQUAAD NEEDS A MONTHLY HAIRCUT!!! NEED MORE OF THESE MAN!!!! You ARE the NEW ASMR GOAT! Hands Down! The new KING of ASMR is taken his THRONE!

For me this wasn’t a only ASMR video but also pure comedy and joy. Bless Lord Farquaad

I really love Fred's dedication to the Lord Farquaad lore

thank you Fred the barber shop videos are always the best and its amazing to know we're starting off each year from now on with the Lord Farquaad treatment, i have never clicked faster

Ohh goodness!! This is the way to get the new year rolling!😆😆 A haircut with insults for me, nope not today, slap!! And Farquaad's over the top need for a fringe cut, shave, and cookie/biscuit.✂️🍪 Nicely done, Fred!!👍🏻

Me: *sees that Fred has posted another farquaad video My entire body: FUUUUUCK YEEES

So is this canon in Shrek lore?

Man oh man the sound of mixing shaving cream literally melts me everytime you do it 😌

This video is amazing because acting and relaxing soft voice, thank you for tingles Mr Fred and greetings from Finland🇫🇮💤👍

Fred held nothing back in this video this was fantastic asmr

well the hangover explains the final product lmao I love this video and the lore it adds to mr farquaad's hairstyle

寝る前に動画があげられてて嬉しい！✨

Tanks God you're back fred!!👍 Have'nt uploaded since last year... Glad to see you still putting in work, keep it up🙂

I'd love to see more of the characters from this world interact with Lord Farquaad xD This was awesome, thank you. Hope you have a wonderful new year!

You can tell he loves to do all his videos especially the lego ones

Your previous Farquaad vid is like my fav on your channel and always has me laughing so hard! 🤣 This was such an amazing surprise!

Possibly the best and fastest way of falling asleep with Fred's videos the best to relax 👌

I enjoyed watching Lord Farquaad receive a haircut from thor in an asmr manner.

I looOoOove the Lord Farquaad vids so much perfect banter & sounds!!

First ever video recommended to me and it's both subtly hilarious and high quality. Can't explain it but you have a very "medieval" voice. Subscribed and looking forward to falling asleep from your other vids!

me encanta lo que siempre quise, ser como lord farquaad, muchas gracias caballero

Nice to get both Rude Fred and Gracious Fred in the same video. Happy New Year

To be honest I've watched this over and over again, I always sleep, and it's so perfect I can't describe it ❤

Your videos are very soothing, keep up the great work.

日本から！🇯🇵 あけましておめでとう⛩ いい音です🥰

This is how to start the year! 😁Haircut is one of my fav trigger! Wish you all an amazing sleep! 😴😴

The last Lord Farquaad haircut went hard, comrade. I am pumped for this.

Imagine the twist is the viewer that keeps getting insulted is Shrek.

38:52 I love the spider-man references

I just noticed that the pictures of people in the background are all Fred... The detail is incredible!

If you are feeling nervous or worried and are suffering with anxiety please read🙂 Are you going through change maybe a new routine to what you are use to ? A new opportunity? Or maybe u are just worrying about something out of your control . ✨just breath for a second and relax , release your tongue from the root of your mouth and take a minute ✨ Worrying will not take away tomorrow’s troubles it will only take away today’s peace❣️ Some things inevitable and you can’t change them ❤️ my mum used to tell me we can’t control the weather just how we dress for it and react to it ,this is the same as life🌎 you can never fully control it but you can control how you react to situations . You are never going to be 100% ready, it’s never going to be the right time, BUT THATS THE POINT . It means every moment is also the right moment. If u want it you can do it !! Nerves are there for a reason and it’s okay to be nervous it would be weird if you weren’t but turn them nerves into excitement you got this !!

Such a calming voice

another lord Farquaad haircut Fred really want us to start the year the best way possible

Yes I have been waiting for this

Omg been waiting for this forever

I love these types of videos Something About the Name Lord Farquaad is so good for ASMR

Some of you may sleep, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make- Lord Farqaaud

Fred, your videos are always awesome. The Lord Farquaad ones are hilarious.

Happy new years big dude love you

this was actually hilarious brother, honestly well done

Best. Thumbnail. Ever (Thank you)

Yaaaay 😃 Been hoping for this?

Congrats on your official ASMR Video for 2022

I get the feeling the barber actually looks forward to the riff raff coming in - great opportunity to vent his frustrations!

Great vid Fred 👍

The details are spectacular! How the vision is focused and unfocused bc of hangover 😂😂😂👍

✂️It's definitely time for a new awesome Haircut this year🙌

Always a good day when Fred uploads

At 38:35 he said “back to formula, and about 15 seconds later he said “I’m something of a scientist myself” two Norman Osborn quotes

I love the farquaad videos they are my favorite

Fred, you should consider doing some story telling type asmr as well from time to time, especially some twilight zone type stuff, you have the perfect voice for it

we need a captain price roleplay, you fit the look perfectly

Been a full year since this video! And I'm back! Let's gooooo Fred I love being treated this way. So wealthy and fancy 💪🏻👊🏻🎀

All hail Lord Farquaad! It is time for us all the admire the handywork of Fred, as our gracious Lord grants us a glimmering glimpse of his gloriously well-tended hair!

My favorite part is when he says "Lord Farquaad."

First time watching a video of yours but you give off Thor vibes, voice and appearance, exquisite vibes :)

Great asmr so soothing🥰

Love your uploads!

Your shirts fittings are just perfect bro love it :)

This is what we've been waiting for

Brilliant!

Finally thank youuuu soooo muchhhh

just amazing as amazing as always

Very funny, great script and love the triggers

Perfect roleplaying 👏👏

PLEASE do a roleplay where you attend a farquad party. Or where you follow him along for a far out farquad adventure out in the woods far from the kingdom

The sequel we didn’t realize we needed😭😭✨✨

Thank you for making this downloadable for mobile device.

I LOVE THIS SERIES

Haha this is a new one. Made me laugh! Happy New Year fred to you and the wife and daughter! 🎉 ❤ 😃 are those pictures of you in the background?

Какой Статный Мужчина. Makes a wonderful video. I really love his work.

너무좋아요!👍👍👍

The reflection of Lord Farquaad in the thumbnail killed me

Love It!

I think this is the 3rd time trying to watch this without falling asleep! You won't get me this time, FRED!

We need a trilogy, Fred. Do Farquaad's hair right before his fateful wedding.

I love lord farquad role plays!!!

Awesome video

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