my neighborhood: someone’s dog ran away and they can’t find it mary’s neighborhood: *someone stole the fire hydrant*

Mary bringing out that cup filled with tea ENDED ME. We STAN.

Almost 40 minutes of gossip?? I’ll grab a wine.

I may or may not LOVE your hypothetical, theoretical neighbourhood shenanigans! 😂

The four dislikes are from jane, john, itchy and scratchy lol

“I don’t know if it is safe to drink out of, I guess we’ll find out if I go insane”💀

Girl... I live in Greensboro! I’m shook. What if the tea is about me!?

“It‘s so small I don’t even know how it can think a thought all the way through” Mary I have TEARS. I always find something in your videos to make me laugh like this

As a citizen of North Carolina, I can confirm it is like this in every city.

Lol Mr Rogers didn't prepare you for that neighborhood.

Spill. The. Hypothetical. Tea. Or at least drink it from your cool cup.

Your humor is very entertaining. Not only is your voice soothing and vids relaxing.But these neighborhood stories Real or not.Are pure GOLD!!!!

Hey Mary. Loved all the gossip (theoretically of course) but that cup and saucer are so beautiful and that long coat you bought OMG!!! Loved the videos.

i laughed whenever you talked about the guy with his gut hanging out😂

Please never stop making these! These updates are my obsession😫😍

omg that thumbnail of mary KNOWING she’s ready to serve us some piping hot tea! 🔥

Mary:"Like he is 47 months pregnant,with like Elephant Twins" Omgoodness Mary,you are just amazing that was Hilarious,I couldn't even stop laughing while I was writing this comment !😂 🤣

I remember when you mentioned uncle Joe moving in and you said something like ‘we’ll see how this goes..’ and here we are, with his two girlfriends and their little dog. Hysterical 😂

Thank you so much for these! I’m so grateful for your hard work and constant uploads. ❤️ Also, cheer mom and 40’s gossip ladies!? I so look forward to those

I absolutely love your videos. I'm binge watching these gossip videos right now. While doing something you love, you are helping a lot of people slip away from our issues and give us some light and happiness in our not so great and sometimes painful lives. You have a great gift and I am glad I found you. Thank you for being such a joy and ray of sunshine in my otherwise dreary, painful life.

I can't believe Boots got a whole (theoretical) photo shot 😂

YES I love the (theoretical) neighbourhood gossip!!!!!!!

i was about to go to sleep but now i'm gunna stay up to listen to all the (theoretical) neighborhood gossip!!

Ok but the wing wing bike part had me cracking up 😂

I. Needed. This. (I'm coming off of a wrenching break-up and Mary's vids have made for such great heart-break medicine.)

"A theory of a dog" LOL

"He looks 47 months pregnant with elephant twins" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

If there’s one thing I absolutely love in this world (as a POC) it is a White woman who knows how to throw shade and spill tea! And you are doing a fabulous job at both Mary. Yaaaas!

I’m a fan of many different ASMRtists for many specific things that each does well, but your voice in particular is soooo soothing.

I WAS PRAYING FOR THIS YESTERDAY OMG (figuratively, of course)

Her videos are the only ones that actually put me to sleep! THANK YOU 🙏🏻

THEORY OF A DOG. I AM CRYING 😂😂😂

Mary please keep blessing us with these neighborhood gossip videos these are my new favorite videos !!! ( second fave are charity sparkly friend videos)

You look gorgeous! Young & youthful. Thank you for so many of your videos that have helped my anxiety over the years ❤️

😂😂 the names you come up with!! Itchy and Scratchy lmao

Woohoo! Love these videos! Also, I have been LOVING all of the back to school videos. I'm so pumped for your older son's supply video! Beautiful finds!

$1.80!!! Beautiful Jacket!!!😁

The car is called a Karma Revero. It’s an Finland automotive company.

This right here is so relaxing. KZfaq recommended your channel the other day. I've only watched a few, but this one is my favorite so far. If theoretically you were to do another theoretical video with theoretical gossip I would theoretically enjoy watching it. (Hypothetically)

If anyone is playing a drinking game pleAse take “theoretical” off this list

25.30 to 25.47 got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Perfection is what you are. So bloody funny!

Ooooooooh Mary, let me tell you after the day I’ve had this literally made me JUMP with joy heheheheh!!! Love the drinking tea too!! Adds something FUN

That coat is gorgeous! You made out like a bandit! The smell of suede is soo nice!

Love when you gossip about the neighborhood gossip you look pretty Mary love your tea and saucer very nice you're the best Mary 💝💝💝🐱🐱😴😞😀🇺🇸

Girl, this is the funniest video I've seen in a looooong time. I subscribed for sure. ❤❤❤

“He needs a separate swing for his gut.....hypothetically” I’M SCREAMINGGG 😂😂😂 Mary you are TOO much

Love these videos they are so funny (theoretically) yet sooo relaxing, please keep doing these xx

Omg I laughed out loud when you said “somebody...stole a fire hydrant....theoretically”. You are my kind of people Mary.

I'm laughing not sleeping 😂. But I'm not mad about it. This is theoretically your best gossip video yet!

Every time she said “theoretically” i would laugh so hard 😂❤️

No idea what the gossip is, I've never made it past the teacup show and tell. Such a great video to send you to sleep 💕

Listened to this getting ready for work 😂 I love these so much

The shape of that teacup is absolutely beautiful

Mary I love your videos and find them so comforting. I have been having some health problems this last week and your videos have really kept me company while I’ve been in bed trying to feel better. Thanks so much ❤️

At first I thought this was going to be a role play, safe to say I’m not disappointed

Girl that Hank Williams shirt was theoretically a crop top 😭

You are a ray of a positive light in this negative world, Mary! ✨ Thank you for all you do. 🙏🥰

Your amazing! Best gossip I’ve heard in a while (theoretically)

I almost screamed when I saw this!! I love these videos! 🤣

im a little late but i have had the worst night. i have a lot going on in my life and have honestly no friends to talk to which really sucks. but i feel like youre my friend!! i love these hypothetical gossip videos and watching this is really going to make my night. Thanl you for being there for me even though you dont know it

I love the thumbnail. You look so happy! Love these types of videos

I love these tea spilling sessions! Can't wait to hear the rest of the story about POD man. 😂😂😂

Gossip gives me life. Thank you for keeping me alive, Mary.

I love this theoretical gossip your street sounds very interesting I would love to see this turn into a series ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😘

the Bocephus shirt made me belly laugh (no pun intended) 😭😂 thank you for all you do!

Your theoretical neighborhood sounds absolutely wild 😂 Never a dull moment....thank you for keeping us updated

These are my favorite videos. I wish this was a weekly podcast or video. You do the best videos.

Mary putting her pinky out and sipping on that tea had me deceased! Hahaha ❤

Camera lady : you gotta tell your dog to shut up Mary : and I’m like amen Omg I’m dying that’s so funny 😂🤣😆

I love these hypothetical gossiping sessions!!! And I always love seeing your good will finds! Youre the best!

Always waiting for these theoretical neighborhood gossip videos🙏🏻♥️

Oh the “Theoretical” family, my favourite neighborhood guilty pleasure! 😘❤️ And I thought I was going to sleep! Ppff! Who am I kidding?!

These are my favorite videos on your channel! I absolutely love them!! Don’t get me wrong, I love all of your other videos too😀. These are just so entertaining.

this story was wild from start to finish, i lost it almost crying with laughter at the photoshoot

I love how much more southern you sound when you get goin' 😂💕

i need to see a hypothetical picture of boots

How do you do it? You are truly amazing, you can pack 48 hours of living into 24! I truly appreciate that you take the time to share your life & adventures with us. I was watching another one of your videos recently, that was more serious & you were going thru a not so easy time; just want you to know that you are admired by your many followers, for all of your accomplishments that have truly earned thru your life, such as supporting yourself & boys, a career to be proud of, an internet celebrity, a beautiful home & interesting neighborhood & of course your 2 sons to be proud of, I could go on. Needless to say, you are an inspiration to us all. Thank you for allowing us to sit at your kitchen table with a cup of tea & share your day.

So many iconic nicknames coined in this video 🥴

Wing wing wing wiiinnnggg 🤣 I laughed myself out of my relaxation

LMFAO!!! "he needs a separate swing just for the gut" LMFAO!!!!!

I stan a queen who appreciates goodwill as much as I do That coat is a FIND, slay it sister!

My favorite videos from you! I’m living vicariously!

The sound of the suede jacket being handled is amazing

I live for these “hypothetical updates” 😺

That cute suede coat makes some really nice sounds!

I live in Florida... they say the people here are nuts... but I think the people in your neighborhood have us beat 😆

Your voice is so so soft and soothing 🥰

I just googled how to steal a fire hydrant

"Trip got a wingwing bike" is something I would expect Charity to say

Hypothetically, I love these chats.

“Most unnatural bunch of mess I ever saw...” 😂😂😂😂😂

Spilling tea (hypothetically) while sipping tea. Love it 😂😂

"It was like a BIG Pasty Watermelon up under his shirt" I just cant no more this is to hilarious,Mary !😂

Yay I finally found out who itchy and scratchy are! Allegedly…

the hypothetically's are killing me 😂

You and your gossip just crack me up, of course all this had to theoretically happen in YOUR neighborhood to make it even better 😂😂😂😂 do theoretically tell how everything turned out when you know!

I-not-theoretically-absolutely love evenings with Mary❤️❤️☺️

I wanted to listen to you, as usual and go to bed but once I heard Cheer Mom I instantly perked up and I'm here for the gossip!

YES! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A (theoretical) NEIGHBORHOOD GOSSIP UPDATE!!!

When I seen cheer world I immediately knew we were getting a cheer mom roleplay. Love your videos. ❤️ I'm going thrifting tomorrow, the shop near me is half off every last Wednesday of the month