Him-“Who uses yelp, are u like 40 years old?” also him-“Before you leave, give me a 5 star review!”

"Your aura is giving me negative vibes" I wonder why could it be because you told me I looked like a founding father

“Your skin is gross” Me: cries in pimples

"Blue is an ugly color on you" "Your eyelid shape is so weird" "Your skin is so bumpy and grainy" Jesus I feel so attacked This video should be called "Doing you makeup while I drag you." I'm dead 😂😂☠️

“I’m a faMOUs iNSTagrAM INflueNCEr, AnD I DONt likE WHEn mY CLIentS ARe LAte ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼” honestly accurate

*_LEGIT the only male voice that gives me tinnnnngles!_*

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "He stayed pretty quiet the whole time" -The deaf Customer

New drinking game: take a shot every time he says “Instagram influencer”

At least he’s using good products on me 🤷🏻‍♀️

What I wanna know is how the worst reviewed artist can afford jeffree star cosmetics

“i’m afraid of getting like herpes or something” *I HAD TO LAUGH*

9:12 "im sorry if ur hair turns orange but thats on u sis" Me: a ginger

Jesus Dean, if I wanted to be dragged for 22 straight minutes I could have just left my room to hang out with my family 😭😂

Dean: "I can already tell that your skin is dry and crusty". "Me being insecure abt my skin"

“Blue is such an ugly color on you, no offense” sis I agree-

“you should be getting enough sleep” me: watching this at 2am

*Dean: "u can go home with your* *blue smokey eye and your weird* *eye shape"* *Also Dean:"Make sure to give me* *a 5 star review"🤦‍♀️*

Dean: you can go home with your weird eye shape me, an asian: *starts crying*

*Me being insecure about my under eyes* Dean: *Drags my insecurity and makes me feel even worse* Me:I feel relaxed and ready for bed

“i’m like the mona lisa person...who painted the mona lisa” brooooo 😭

"who uses Yelp? Are you like 40 years old?!" LMAO accurate

310 bucks? *walks out of store*

Him: " Your aura is giving me negative energy, I don't like negative energy" Me: Sis YOUR giving ME negative energy with that attitude

Total cost = 310 dollars Sponge bob: “ ight imma head out”

*this is how many times he said "you should be grateful for that👄” 👇🏻

Who else watches these when it is mental break down hours

Dean: “Your eyelid shape is so weird” Me: “I have no eyelid” 💀

This is the count of how many times he said there’s hair on in it 👇🏾

Dean as a bad make-up artist: **Insulting me** Me **Pulls out uno reverse card** *No U*

Woah, this is such a good James Charles role play 🤩

Him: YOUR eye shapes are so weird Me: looks at mirror” Me: But- I- have the same one as you 😢

“I’m sorry if you hair turns orange but that’s on you sis” 😂😂

" I’m a to Instagram MUA, influencer, model, and ACTIVIST” mean and whatever but we stan a woke queen

*_And he SLAYS OUR WHOLE ENTIRE EXISTENCE AGAIN!!!!!!!!_*

Tears me apart for 10 minutes: 10 minutes later: Dean: I am a good person Continues to tear me apart.

Dean: You look dRy and cRUstY Me:shi- HOW DOES HE KNOW

Dean: I have a soul cycle class *Emma Chamberlain shaking in her boots*

“Your hair keeps getting in the way” Me: I have cancer...

"I'm like the Mona Lisa person who painted the Mona Lisa"

Dean : *Your eyelid shape is literally so weird* Me : *pissed in asian* 👁️👄👁️🔪

Even tho im not gay, don’t wear makeup and barely have a clue I love how your videos are always funny and creative 😂 been watching for over a year now but first time commenting! Keep up the good content you and your fam make!! 👍🏼

No one: Literally no one: Him: i’M aN InstAgraMmer InflueNceR

Review: Got stabbed in the face 10/10 Great experience, would recommend

Dean: James Charles: is he mocking me ??!!!

When you said that I was ten minutes late I remembered when I went to put on lash extensions not too long ago and I paid 100 pesos for advanced of my date and I was late bc I got lost bc they changed the place and they told me to go bc I was late and they didn't return me my money and if I wanted to put them on later they would increase like 30% the price, I was so angry and I never get back

This is how many times he said instagram influencer 👇🏽

" I could probably blend a little more..." Awkward pause... "Am I going to" Another awkward pause... "NO!!!" Me: oh okay 😭

“Eewwwww blue looks really bad on you” Me: cries in green eyes, pimples, and vitiligo

ok ik it’s a role play but my feelings were legitimately getting hurt, i-

He was soo rude in this video🥺 I love it💗🤪

when he said “your updo really said george washington” i felt that

“I see all that dead skin and all that..” Me: *Then. Wear. Gloves. If. You. Have. A. Problem. Mom

"they went into the vacum so theyre a little hairy". 😍

⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I wish he had mentioned he was an Instagram star more often. I kept forgetting.”

⭐️ He said my eyelid shape was weird -an Asian

“It will probably be $300.. anyways what look are you going for today” Nah nah I already walked out, you lost me at $300

Him: blue just doesn’t look good on you Me: *has blue eyes* Understandable

“it’s 3:30, you’re late..” *checks time* How-

me: hi- him: why are u talking to me? IM FAMOUS INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER

I can tell he’s been having fun filming his recent videos

"I would sue your hairdresser" lolol

Hard to sleep when im crying at the same time.

This is just a role play of the conversation I have with myself in the mirror every time I do my makeup 😂

SQUARE ROOT SYMBOL I’M CRYING

god the way he just *chefs kiss* mentally abuses me

"Your eyelids look like the square root symbol" *BOI WTF*

Me sitting through the whole video like: 👁💧👄💧👁

Dean: who uses yelp, what are you 40? Also dean: leave me a 5 star review

Him: $300 Plus tip Me: This better be for my wedding Him: This blue lewk! Me: Oh no, this is not what I meant :/

dean: blue looks so ugly on you me: _cries_ dean: *no offense* me: oh okay he said no offense it’s all good

This is low key me to my best friends when I’m doing their makeup 😂

Have you ever thought of making a spotify list of your ASMR? If you do i would listen every night❤

I’m watching from the UK! 🇬🇧 thanks for the great videos Dean! Could you please do a ASMR skincare video 🥳🥳

''you look ugly wearing blue'' me: cries in blue hoodie

he’s the only male asmrist (if that’s even a word) that gives me tinglesss 💕💕

Both asmr darling and dean asmr made a worst review makeup video! Amazing😊

You would honestly look really good with that feather earring Grayson has 🤷‍♀️

“You got math equation eyes!!” 😂😂

this could also be called ''ASMR for masochists'' cuz holy shite the degrading xd

I love how he always tells us what technology he uses for his videos. Others dont 😑😊😁😀

"Yes you still gonna be snatched cause im a TTTTOOPPPP instagram influencerrRrr" i feel attacked dean calm tf down 😂😂😂😂❤

When the oldest sibling is doing the youngest siblings makeup 😂

Him: ugh with your weird skin discoloration.. me and my really bad eczema: *offended*

i literally fell asleep laughing-

“What’s next you say? Idk, I have to think” haha the face you made was priceless! 😂

him- “STOP STARING AT ME” me- *have been closing my eyes and about to fall asleep 👁👄👁*

“You really said George Washington with that updo you have “ 💀😂

I changed my comment so now you won't know why it got so many likes

Just in time Dean 😍😍

“I’m sorry if your hair turns orange, buh that’s on you sis” 😂✋🏽

*softest of n words* really said my eyelids look like a square root equation

Girllll these worst reviewed videos are my favssss😍

Nobody: Dean: Famous Instagram Influencer👁👄👁

“Weird skin discoloration” Me:*paler than your white walls*

“I don’t like negative energy in this apartment” Wait aPaRtMeNt hold on am I getting kidnapped

12:43 background "hello" 😂😂😂

this is exactly what me and my best friends sound like doing each others makeup

I only get tingles for one asmrist, tingting asmr. I’ve never been into asmr. You’re the only other asmr channel I watch. I love it.

“I don’t know if it’s going to cure all that gross skin discolouration” you...you mean my freckles?

Dean is giving me “TOP” influencer vibez