Remember, kids: no matter how much of an ASMR the nice detective gives you or how innocent you are, don't talk to them.
@macaroniman53254 ай бұрын
get a lawyer
@Gam3Theorist4 ай бұрын
Yeah, dude was super nice but then he started asking weird questions like martial arts background and how we would take down cameras. Super sus dog…
@localerik4 ай бұрын
@@Gam3Theorist the watch question too. at the beginning he said the suspect stole watches
@hepha.estuss3 ай бұрын
Talk to any stranger except a police officer/detective
@NorskNook4 ай бұрын
Busted for illegal blackjack games
@iggyysauce28264 ай бұрын
you beat me to it 😅
@NorskNook4 ай бұрын
@@iggyysauce2826 😂😂
@alexanderturner79404 ай бұрын
I'm so used to the blackjack videos I was waiting for him to say 'your bet please'
@bitingcat20904 ай бұрын
busted for counting cards
@SatanicMind6664 ай бұрын
@@bitingcat2090while counting cards is frowned upon and can get you banned from casinos, counting cards isn’t necessarily illegal
@BigLettuce074 ай бұрын
Dawg where the fuck is my lawyer😭
@ChaseSanity2 ай бұрын
We need Jojo Saul Goodman
@motfdenjoyer2 ай бұрын
JAYOMA WHERE U AT ⁉️
@vikramgeetАй бұрын
There is this one right that says if you decide to answer questions without a lawyer present you can stop answering questions at anytime but if you have a lawyer present you have to answer all the questions
@tuplat5107Ай бұрын
@@vikramgeet since when has having a lawyer present deprived you of your 5th amendment rights?
@louish5744 ай бұрын
My lawyer really be lacking not showing up like this
@cheddacheese323 ай бұрын
fr i need to hire someone else
@milesrogers74023 ай бұрын
@@cheddacheese32you should hire Saul goodmen
@cheddacheese323 ай бұрын
@@milesrogers7402 Saul Goodman will never fail me
@ZakyAdyaksa28882 ай бұрын
@@cheddacheese32interesting, my bro, waltuh need a lawyer
@vikramgeetАй бұрын
There is this one right that says if you decide to answer questions without a lawyer present you can stop answering questions at anytime but if you have a lawyer present you have to answer all the questions
@BigPross4 ай бұрын
Tellin a cop yo activities while watchin onlyfans is wild, boy
@CallMeChemical074 ай бұрын
Jotaro has no hat but still has the hats shadow on his forehead
@dom_o4 ай бұрын
0:40 I want my lawyer
@Noodle1773 ай бұрын
did you mean a diet coke?
@As8bakwTheSage3 ай бұрын
The correct response.
@akmen87144 ай бұрын
I loved the subtle ways of gathering intel. The small bits of conversation in between could totally be linked to eye witness testimonies, considering it's a jewelry store I'm guessing some stolen watches, security guard assaulted with martial arts maybe, and asking about security cameras since they were taken out too.
@ElderlyKoala4 ай бұрын
And offering the drink to get fingerprints
@user-ip8vf2ky9p4 ай бұрын
@@ElderlyKoala They also do that to get dna
@habi_bih4 ай бұрын
my lawyer nowhere to be found, dawg I'm going to jail 🤦🏻♂️😭😭😭🙏🏼
@Decimare4 ай бұрын
I hope this becomes a 2-3 part mini-series, that was excellent
@Vivimizzi4 ай бұрын
The sarcasm within this video was hilarious. Aside from the banter I thought this was well researched in terms of how an actual police interrogation goes. It was entertaining and I was also invested. Soothing too. Would’ve been cool if it was the Boston interrogator for a video like this. There’s just something about the accent that makes it “official” haha but don’t get me started on Teddy 😂 other than that I really liked this video!
@marcelaraqueljimenezmartin1504 ай бұрын
My biggest issue is that I barely registered the sarcasm, haha. The whole time, I was like, "What a nice police officer, this isn't so bad at all!" 😁😅
@Physcochema74574 ай бұрын
Just started watching Suits. You can definitely pull off a Harvey Specter role play 🕴️
@benjaminmisleta65744 ай бұрын
I can definitely see him pull off Travis Tanner from suits, the look resemblance, sarcasm, the cheeky smile, cunningness.. bet he’d be spot on
@nanenansid89973 ай бұрын
YOOOO PLEASE
@WillBinge2 ай бұрын
YES
@nooneyouknow2394 ай бұрын
Offering a drink is actually really smart. Not only does it convey a sense of friendliness, but it also helps make the interrogated person need to pee which will 99% of the time make them look for the quickest way out of the room, which they believe is to confess.
@MrFredstt3 ай бұрын
Also DNA from drinking from the can and putting your fingerprints all over it
@slabofmeat36343 ай бұрын
Its to get your prints/dna
@testedhawk3 ай бұрын
So CJ major guy here - wanna say this is a VERY well done interview. This is classified as an interview, because otherwise it'd be an interrogation if you're purposefully trying to scare the suspect into revealing something. Recent studies have revealed that interviews are more effective at retrieving information (especially accurate information) since interrogations often make the suspect lock up with panic (The 1/4 statistic he brings up are from DNA exonerations - false confessions are supposedly significantly higher and more are being found with each exoneration). Interviews are very successful in retrieving information in slow, methodical ways. If you rewind the video and watch through this whole thing - you might notice he really only asks a few questions that are actually relevant. The relevant questions are asked in conspicuous ways which don't make it feel that important, are done because it's "required for the paperwork", or it's a "theoretical" situation. The majority of the time is spent on making the suspect comfortable by appearing relatable, kind, and that you're safe. In reality - you're being probed for information in small ways which you may not catch if you're not paying attention.
@LostCause44 ай бұрын
Not me asking for a lawyer for every question🤣
@MrFredstt3 ай бұрын
It's smart though 😂
@redpanda21214 ай бұрын
The questions about watches and martial arts at the end were such good touches, it was so subtle, i definitely wouldn’t have noticed if i was in the station😭
@darranjames16274 ай бұрын
Studied Journalism. Our law professor told us that in the event that you are in the situation above, the police can NOT GIVE you anything that they promise. That is not their department, their job is to find someone to be responsible for a crime, nothing more.
@alistermccallum4 ай бұрын
Yeah never talk to the police. Ever. Nothing good can come of it. They aren’t your friend, they aren’t trying to help you out. In fact they are probably are lying through their teeth telling you they have a pile of evidence when they don’t have anything. Hence why you are sitting in an interview room. All they want is a conviction.
@themaxterz0169Ай бұрын
So my parking ticket is not gonna get expunged then... That sucks, considering he even gave a proper reason for it to be expunged!
@eliotbell56464 ай бұрын
why are you so calming yet scary in these???? like first 5 minutes i genuinely thought that i was guilty of something
@PoorBoyQuan3 ай бұрын
We know what you did, Eliot. March 23rd, 2022
@chanman27464 ай бұрын
*hears the creaking of the door opening* Jeremiah: *inhales and exhales* Me: “Okay I’ll tell you everything…”
@unfunnyducky4 ай бұрын
So, I was in the crib watching skibidi toilet on my crusty ipad while practicing my ohio rizz skills while simultaneously consuming mass amounts of subway surfers mixed with family guy funny moments, when I committed genocide.
@unfunnyducky3 ай бұрын
@@chanman2746 No, you just can't handle the skibidi power of the alpha sigma. Never mess with a reddit mod, you never know what their demons are capable of. Edit: I just realized KZfaq glitched and made this comment on the wrong video... I swear my comment made sense before
@KatLibrarian4 ай бұрын
I really hope there is a second part because this was so good. The casual conversation style was very effective. There were some really funny moments, gave me some great laughs. Your interrogation roleplays are awesome. The parking meter bit was great, that would totally be something I would be worrying about. 😂
@heathermkdg4 ай бұрын
The casual conversation was interesting. I laughed so hard when you asked if we liked to wipe our butt with $80. Hopefully we see how this interrogation pans out.
@cc_55764 ай бұрын
Imagine someone falling asleep during their interrogation because they found it relaxing
@logannoahr-leigh87554 ай бұрын
I'm so glad that this charismatic detective didn't read me my rights so I can sue the police station after
@MrFredstt3 ай бұрын
And, in fact, if they didn't read you your rights any evidence or confessions that was made are null and void I believe
@Synnzinopsis2 ай бұрын
@@MrFredstttechnically but there's some exceptions depending on confessed crimes/accomplices like say you confess to petty theft or anything that would be considered white collar crime or crime of less danger/value now say you confess to threatening/committing an act of terrorism or physical or mental torture
@valhatan39072 ай бұрын
I just know about this thing exist in American law
@Reidlos17734 ай бұрын
Your talk about the Scandanavian alternative to "Johnson" is right on the money, because that's literally my middle name! I'm Norwegian, and my middle name translates to Johnson, but I have it spelled Jantzen. Pronounced the same, still means "John's Son," just has a bit of an ethnic twist to it! A more normal way would be how you spelled it, maybe more like Jonsen or Jansen, but my parents decided to be quirky with mine! My late grandfather was Janper, which translates to John Peter, so I quite literally am Jan's Son! Such a delight to hear about this from someone else, reminds me of my rich heritage.
@Thomp123444 ай бұрын
Can confirm it is indeed, realistic
@Phill.__.4 ай бұрын
Bro what?
@Raoul.4 ай бұрын
@@Phill.__. "bRo WhAT"
@9pop5294 ай бұрын
@@Raoul.
@mildlydisturbed85314 ай бұрын
it’d be so interesting if this became a series and then he plays the lawyer as well, but like a saul type lawyer
@jdub9104 ай бұрын
These type of roleplays are some of my favorite ASMR videos
@micuronium4 ай бұрын
John Mulvaney? 😂 Not sure if that was a Freudian slip, but I’m sure both John Mulaney and Dylan Mulvaney would be amused.
@chaoschaoskatie4 ай бұрын
I spent the entire video trying to decide if we were guilty or not 😅
@Knot_in_to_it4 ай бұрын
It’s videos like this that just reaffirm why I follow and support this channel. There is an undeniable weirdness here… I mean greatness. Or… well… 😂😂
@shreyashkumar97043 ай бұрын
This is so good give this man some award
@vikramgeetАй бұрын
There is this one right that says if you decide to answer questions without a lawyer present you can stop answering questions at anytime but if you have a lawyer present you have to answer all the questions so no need for a lawyer
@Nmss-cs4bz4 ай бұрын
He has the kind of face and also acting skills to fit in any job as soon as he puts on the outfit... just fascinating
@Heiditje4 ай бұрын
This video! So good!.. How did you come up with doing it this way!😂 It's nice how you try to reassure this person through the casual talk, and making a joke in between sometimes breaks that the fear/ tension, which is nice! And you were right, we like this way of interrogation! Good topic too Only Fans, because this is a hot topic in life at the moment, and many are ashamed of watching or doing it. So you did a good job with that too.
@localerik4 ай бұрын
onlyfans is pretty bad ngl wit u
@MrFredstt3 ай бұрын
@@localerikI'd agree with certain ways in how it runs its business and how they do nothing to curtail many of the scammers but other than that no different than your dad and grandpa looking at a boob in playboy
@localerik3 ай бұрын
@@MrFredstt its not no different. ur paying for sexual brain stimulation, when u can get it free nowadays watching a video of someone sexually is not the same as someones pics
@ArchivesoftheBros14 күн бұрын
remember kids, they get your prints off of that beverage they offer you
@DarkDestroyer984 ай бұрын
This was absolute perfection.
@MrFredstt3 ай бұрын
So many sneaky little tricks in here lmao. Great work
@SarahHHeath4 ай бұрын
I missed the interrogations so much! My favorites. As excellent as ever, J!
@AsmrcyDarcy4 ай бұрын
that was so relaxing i might just confess to something i didnt do
@Tank111114 ай бұрын
Never felt more relaxed with a full glass of milk and cookies while watching a interrogation😌.
@SerenaHParker4 ай бұрын
I would love to see a comedic LA Noire styled rp
@SamRK-10004 ай бұрын
Bro your asmr’s are FIRE please keep makin em
@manoloasmr2 ай бұрын
Absolutely fantastic stuff!
@randomuser34763 ай бұрын
His niceness is actually a tactic that police use, the offering (which they hope you take) are used to evaluate you from a phycological point eg if you pick it up while being asked a difficult question as a distraction
@lilenro50834 ай бұрын
We need this again but with Helmut
@richardbarbaros58684 ай бұрын
"Ach mein schnitzel, how did you end up here? Were you a mischievous one, hm? Aufhescheiznicht. 😊" I feel like Helmut would be our defense lawyer coming to talk to us rather than the detective lol
@sebastianschmidt38694 ай бұрын
@@richardbarbaros5868 Better call Helmut!
@Zerconius3 ай бұрын
When he asked "What were you doing around nine forty five?" I said "Probably on my computer" seconds later he said "On your computer" and I freaked out a little! I felt like I was actually talking to him in that moment!
@nath.owen_4 ай бұрын
Love the variety J. Hope you’re well! Great video as always sir🙂
@INTERCEPTOR17284 ай бұрын
WE NEED JOKER AS OUR LAWYER😤
@setneubauer38514 ай бұрын
Love these, please make more of these!
@WendyMeimi2 ай бұрын
POV: I'm the illegal makeup dealer he's interrogating.
@outtanowhere99394 ай бұрын
I DIDNT DO IT
@mentallydisturbedllama4734 ай бұрын
Is exactly what the culprit would say...🤔
@TahitiEnthusiast4 ай бұрын
@@mentallydisturbedllama473 and what an innocent would say as well
@mentallydisturbedllama4734 ай бұрын
@@TahitiEnthusiast True.
@vrstuff2124 ай бұрын
@@mentallydisturbedllama473 nutsack
@macaroniman53254 ай бұрын
I want me a fuckin' lawyer, ya dog-killin' fed.
@Salmson123 ай бұрын
The questions about Onlyfans were hilarious
@aliceinherland291315 күн бұрын
Sorry mate but I’d be lawyering up and even suing after the first minute.. ‘everything’s going to be okay’ - breach of a verbal contract when I’m in jail 😂
@Alsome_jj4 ай бұрын
The fact that my last name is Johnson you made my eyes open
@Emily-te6be3 ай бұрын
“do you like watches” never worn a watch in my life sir “me too” 🤨
@Emily-te6be3 ай бұрын
“you ever do martial arts?” sir i was a theatre kid. unless the security guard got zip zap zopped i think i’m in the clear
@robbyr65202 ай бұрын
When you asked "What were you watching?" I jokingly said to myself "Porn" Turns out I wasn't that far off lol
@NicFiinx3 ай бұрын
This is so good omg
@Reyrocksall4 ай бұрын
7:00 the interview would've ended here for me lol. I was in another country with my fiancée 😂
@unapersona64394 ай бұрын
this man dserves much more views and subiscribers, love your videos bro
@As8bakwTheSage3 ай бұрын
Always get a lawyer!! Always and immediately! Stress this if you have to because police don't wanna give you one!!
@colemclaren2583 ай бұрын
you sound like Maj. Winters from Band of Brothers, Keep it up man.
@NotAgenanv2 ай бұрын
Better call Saul!
@kobold74662 ай бұрын
1/10 for realism, didn't handcuff me to the table and beat out a confession
@MicahBell-rc6qx2 ай бұрын
I don’t judge, everyone has their kinks man.
@venommomentum11624 ай бұрын
I feel like I've literally done something wrong.
@John-ye5hl4 ай бұрын
Bro turned an innately stressful situation into relaxing asmr
@Folklovermore134 ай бұрын
Uh oh we’re watching onlyfans ok we’re gonna need a dad video after this like a dad talk about onlyfans
@MrFredstt3 ай бұрын
It was so sneaky too lmao. Getting the person interrogated into an uncomfortable situation to make them more pliable to giving up information they shouldn't 😂😂😂
@deadeyes52714 ай бұрын
Look, whatever I did, I won’t reveal what happened in ‘66.
@thegamr59934 ай бұрын
YOu rvideos are always good Jeremiah keep it up :)
@suppose42614 ай бұрын
this is amazing!
@JustCallMeEmily3 ай бұрын
Right from the beginning i already knew we were stupid when we willingly gave a cop our saliva 😒
@jhongreg16423 ай бұрын
Within the 1st 30-40 sec I alr knew you had everything on me 😂😂
@megladongv38613 ай бұрын
This is my first time watching your videos so I’m not sure if you’ve done it before but your voice would be perfect for a joker video
@megladongv38613 ай бұрын
Never mind i have In fact found a joker video you’ve made
@slimesoda39562 ай бұрын
law by mike has taught me for this very moment
@Tirana-qg1ft4 ай бұрын
Top notch
@nightcorecoach32044 ай бұрын
nice interrogation series I don't understand many sentences but still this is beautiful im from turkey btw xd
@letsgogaming82294 ай бұрын
Gotta love the background Geiger counter XD
@jproductions59774 ай бұрын
Wonderful!
@maeveszy3 ай бұрын
You should do a wild west high stakes poker game. But the stakes are personal assets (horse, grain, silver, gun, coat) and the game is the viewer’s last ditch effort to win their material possessions back.
@fostersstubbyasmr95573 ай бұрын
I’d rather be convicted then be found out for onlyfans
@DeaconWallace3 ай бұрын
We neeeeeeeeeeed a pt 2
@ToughVillain4 ай бұрын
Make a fallout new Vegas video for the tv show that’s coming out
@zombsterrАй бұрын
All my pirated cd mixes got to me 😭
@brandonamthor3 ай бұрын
I gotta say, i honestly think you are one of the best asmrists on this platform brotha!
@brandonamthor3 ай бұрын
We totally need an Articulate Design collab
@neckking34 ай бұрын
Getting cought this way watching only fans and *tipping!*
@uiscepreston4 ай бұрын
Not sure about the thinner tie. Stick to the wider ones.
@angelbubbless.4 ай бұрын
yo the police did this shi when i was in 6th grade😭🙏🏽😭
@ronanwellecomme71763 ай бұрын
They snatched me for a illegal game of Tatooine21
@anolongerhuman28534 ай бұрын
8:54 Called it!!
@sadness89243 ай бұрын
look, I rather take the jail time then let anyone see my search history lol
@Leizanpaahdin3 ай бұрын
Damn bro got me thinking that I have never met my real grandfathers
@NoNo-xt8ku2 ай бұрын
This aged really well after the Joker video you did
@100Soulpower4 ай бұрын
Law & Order SASMRVU
@turtlederp74104 ай бұрын
Did anyone else catch he spelt Johnson without the n? 2:36
@CallMeChemical074 ай бұрын
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT
@therainbowfragments4 ай бұрын
I want my lawyer an yeah ill take the water
@neck20324 ай бұрын
Half of the people "i invoke the 5th"
@regorn114 ай бұрын
I was 100% sure that I was interrogated for playing cards with the Joker :D
@DewskyDillshineMoonpickle4 ай бұрын
So I'm guilty?
@beenard32474 ай бұрын
No pun intended is wild lmao
@Phoebe.WitchingStar3 ай бұрын
I don’t know why but he kind of reminds me of my year 6 teacher 😭😭
@mighty298bee4 ай бұрын
It wasnt me, it was the one armed man
@ralphisxamida85334 ай бұрын
Because I'm not a native english speaker I want a translator at my side. Till then I will say nothing.
@MrFredstt3 ай бұрын
Actually perfect. If you say you want a lawyer they won't even continue the interview