@itakofkarstaag 4 ай бұрын
Remember, kids: no matter how much of an ASMR the nice detective gives you or how innocent you are, don't talk to them.
@macaroniman5325 4 ай бұрын
get a lawyer
@Gam3Theorist 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, dude was super nice but then he started asking weird questions like martial arts background and how we would take down cameras. Super sus dog…
@localerik 4 ай бұрын
@@Gam3Theorist the watch question too. at the beginning he said the suspect stole watches
@hepha.estuss 3 ай бұрын
Talk to any stranger except a police officer/detective
@NorskNook 4 ай бұрын
Busted for illegal blackjack games
@iggyysauce2826 4 ай бұрын
you beat me to it 😅
@NorskNook 4 ай бұрын
@@iggyysauce2826 😂😂
@alexanderturner7940 4 ай бұрын
I'm so used to the blackjack videos I was waiting for him to say 'your bet please'
@bitingcat2090 4 ай бұрын
busted for counting cards
@SatanicMind666 4 ай бұрын
@@bitingcat2090while counting cards is frowned upon and can get you banned from casinos, counting cards isn’t necessarily illegal
@BigLettuce07 4 ай бұрын
Dawg where the fuck is my lawyer😭
@ChaseSanity 2 ай бұрын
We need Jojo Saul Goodman
@motfdenjoyer 2 ай бұрын
JAYOMA WHERE U AT ⁉️
@vikramgeet Ай бұрын
There is this one right that says if you decide to answer questions without a lawyer present you can stop answering questions at anytime but if you have a lawyer present you have to answer all the questions
@tuplat5107 Ай бұрын
@@vikramgeet since when has having a lawyer present deprived you of your 5th amendment rights?
@louish574 4 ай бұрын
My lawyer really be lacking not showing up like this
@cheddacheese32 3 ай бұрын
fr i need to hire someone else
@milesrogers7402 3 ай бұрын
@@cheddacheese32you should hire Saul goodmen
@cheddacheese32 3 ай бұрын
@@milesrogers7402 Saul Goodman will never fail me
@ZakyAdyaksa2888 2 ай бұрын
@@cheddacheese32interesting, my bro, waltuh need a lawyer
@vikramgeet Ай бұрын
There is this one right that says if you decide to answer questions without a lawyer present you can stop answering questions at anytime but if you have a lawyer present you have to answer all the questions
@BigPross 4 ай бұрын
Tellin a cop yo activities while watchin onlyfans is wild, boy
@CallMeChemical07 4 ай бұрын
Jotaro has no hat but still has the hats shadow on his forehead
@dom_o 4 ай бұрын
0:40 I want my lawyer
@Noodle177 3 ай бұрын
did you mean a diet coke?
@As8bakwTheSage 3 ай бұрын
The correct response.
@akmen8714 4 ай бұрын
I loved the subtle ways of gathering intel. The small bits of conversation in between could totally be linked to eye witness testimonies, considering it's a jewelry store I'm guessing some stolen watches, security guard assaulted with martial arts maybe, and asking about security cameras since they were taken out too.
@ElderlyKoala 4 ай бұрын
And offering the drink to get fingerprints
@user-ip8vf2ky9p 4 ай бұрын
@@ElderlyKoala They also do that to get dna
@habi_bih 4 ай бұрын
my lawyer nowhere to be found, dawg I'm going to jail 🤦🏻♂️😭😭😭🙏🏼
@Decimare 4 ай бұрын
I hope this becomes a 2-3 part mini-series, that was excellent
@Vivimizzi 4 ай бұрын
The sarcasm within this video was hilarious. Aside from the banter I thought this was well researched in terms of how an actual police interrogation goes. It was entertaining and I was also invested. Soothing too. Would’ve been cool if it was the Boston interrogator for a video like this. There’s just something about the accent that makes it “official” haha but don’t get me started on Teddy 😂 other than that I really liked this video!
@marcelaraqueljimenezmartin150 4 ай бұрын
My biggest issue is that I barely registered the sarcasm, haha. The whole time, I was like, "What a nice police officer, this isn't so bad at all!" 😁😅
@Physcochema7457 4 ай бұрын
Just started watching Suits. You can definitely pull off a Harvey Specter role play 🕴️
@benjaminmisleta6574 4 ай бұрын
I can definitely see him pull off Travis Tanner from suits, the look resemblance, sarcasm, the cheeky smile, cunningness.. bet he’d be spot on
@nanenansid8997 3 ай бұрын
YOOOO PLEASE
@WillBinge 2 ай бұрын
YES
@nooneyouknow239 4 ай бұрын
Offering a drink is actually really smart. Not only does it convey a sense of friendliness, but it also helps make the interrogated person need to pee which will 99% of the time make them look for the quickest way out of the room, which they believe is to confess.
@MrFredstt 3 ай бұрын
Also DNA from drinking from the can and putting your fingerprints all over it
@slabofmeat3634 3 ай бұрын
Its to get your prints/dna
@testedhawk 3 ай бұрын
So CJ major guy here - wanna say this is a VERY well done interview. This is classified as an interview, because otherwise it'd be an interrogation if you're purposefully trying to scare the suspect into revealing something. Recent studies have revealed that interviews are more effective at retrieving information (especially accurate information) since interrogations often make the suspect lock up with panic (The 1/4 statistic he brings up are from DNA exonerations - false confessions are supposedly significantly higher and more are being found with each exoneration). Interviews are very successful in retrieving information in slow, methodical ways. If you rewind the video and watch through this whole thing - you might notice he really only asks a few questions that are actually relevant. The relevant questions are asked in conspicuous ways which don't make it feel that important, are done because it's "required for the paperwork", or it's a "theoretical" situation. The majority of the time is spent on making the suspect comfortable by appearing relatable, kind, and that you're safe. In reality - you're being probed for information in small ways which you may not catch if you're not paying attention.
@LostCause4 4 ай бұрын
Not me asking for a lawyer for every question🤣
@MrFredstt 3 ай бұрын
It's smart though 😂
@redpanda2121 4 ай бұрын
The questions about watches and martial arts at the end were such good touches, it was so subtle, i definitely wouldn’t have noticed if i was in the station😭
@darranjames1627 4 ай бұрын
Studied Journalism. Our law professor told us that in the event that you are in the situation above, the police can NOT GIVE you anything that they promise. That is not their department, their job is to find someone to be responsible for a crime, nothing more.
@alistermccallum 4 ай бұрын
Yeah never talk to the police. Ever. Nothing good can come of it. They aren’t your friend, they aren’t trying to help you out. In fact they are probably are lying through their teeth telling you they have a pile of evidence when they don’t have anything. Hence why you are sitting in an interview room. All they want is a conviction.
@themaxterz0169 Ай бұрын
So my parking ticket is not gonna get expunged then... That sucks, considering he even gave a proper reason for it to be expunged!
@eliotbell5646 4 ай бұрын
why are you so calming yet scary in these???? like first 5 minutes i genuinely thought that i was guilty of something
@PoorBoyQuan 3 ай бұрын
We know what you did, Eliot. March 23rd, 2022
@chanman2746 4 ай бұрын
*hears the creaking of the door opening* Jeremiah: *inhales and exhales* Me: “Okay I’ll tell you everything…”
@unfunnyducky 4 ай бұрын
So, I was in the crib watching skibidi toilet on my crusty ipad while practicing my ohio rizz skills while simultaneously consuming mass amounts of subway surfers mixed with family guy funny moments, when I committed genocide.
@unfunnyducky 3 ай бұрын
@@chanman2746 No, you just can't handle the skibidi power of the alpha sigma. Never mess with a reddit mod, you never know what their demons are capable of. Edit: I just realized KZfaq glitched and made this comment on the wrong video... I swear my comment made sense before
@KatLibrarian 4 ай бұрын
I really hope there is a second part because this was so good. The casual conversation style was very effective. There were some really funny moments, gave me some great laughs. Your interrogation roleplays are awesome. The parking meter bit was great, that would totally be something I would be worrying about. 😂
@heathermkdg 4 ай бұрын
The casual conversation was interesting. I laughed so hard when you asked if we liked to wipe our butt with $80. Hopefully we see how this interrogation pans out.
@cc_5576 4 ай бұрын
Imagine someone falling asleep during their interrogation because they found it relaxing
@logannoahr-leigh8755 4 ай бұрын
I'm so glad that this charismatic detective didn't read me my rights so I can sue the police station after
@MrFredstt 3 ай бұрын
And, in fact, if they didn't read you your rights any evidence or confessions that was made are null and void I believe
@Synnzinopsis 2 ай бұрын
@@MrFredstttechnically but there's some exceptions depending on confessed crimes/accomplices like say you confess to petty theft or anything that would be considered white collar crime or crime of less danger/value now say you confess to threatening/committing an act of terrorism or physical or mental torture
@valhatan3907 2 ай бұрын
I just know about this thing exist in American law
@Reidlos1773 4 ай бұрын
Your talk about the Scandanavian alternative to "Johnson" is right on the money, because that's literally my middle name! I'm Norwegian, and my middle name translates to Johnson, but I have it spelled Jantzen. Pronounced the same, still means "John's Son," just has a bit of an ethnic twist to it! A more normal way would be how you spelled it, maybe more like Jonsen or Jansen, but my parents decided to be quirky with mine! My late grandfather was Janper, which translates to John Peter, so I quite literally am Jan's Son! Such a delight to hear about this from someone else, reminds me of my rich heritage.
@Thomp12344 4 ай бұрын
Can confirm it is indeed, realistic
@Phill.__. 4 ай бұрын
Bro what?
@Raoul. 4 ай бұрын
@@Phill.__. "bRo WhAT"
@9pop529 4 ай бұрын
@@Raoul.
@mildlydisturbed8531 4 ай бұрын
it’d be so interesting if this became a series and then he plays the lawyer as well, but like a saul type lawyer
@jdub910 4 ай бұрын
These type of roleplays are some of my favorite ASMR videos
@micuronium 4 ай бұрын
John Mulvaney? 😂 Not sure if that was a Freudian slip, but I’m sure both John Mulaney and Dylan Mulvaney would be amused.
@chaoschaoskatie 4 ай бұрын
I spent the entire video trying to decide if we were guilty or not 😅
@Knot_in_to_it 4 ай бұрын
It’s videos like this that just reaffirm why I follow and support this channel. There is an undeniable weirdness here… I mean greatness. Or… well… 😂😂
@shreyashkumar9704 3 ай бұрын
This is so good give this man some award
@vikramgeet Ай бұрын
There is this one right that says if you decide to answer questions without a lawyer present you can stop answering questions at anytime but if you have a lawyer present you have to answer all the questions so no need for a lawyer
@Nmss-cs4bz 4 ай бұрын
He has the kind of face and also acting skills to fit in any job as soon as he puts on the outfit... just fascinating
@Heiditje 4 ай бұрын
This video! So good!.. How did you come up with doing it this way!😂 It's nice how you try to reassure this person through the casual talk, and making a joke in between sometimes breaks that the fear/ tension, which is nice! And you were right, we like this way of interrogation! Good topic too Only Fans, because this is a hot topic in life at the moment, and many are ashamed of watching or doing it. So you did a good job with that too.
@localerik 4 ай бұрын
onlyfans is pretty bad ngl wit u
@MrFredstt 3 ай бұрын
@@localerikI'd agree with certain ways in how it runs its business and how they do nothing to curtail many of the scammers but other than that no different than your dad and grandpa looking at a boob in playboy
@localerik 3 ай бұрын
@@MrFredstt its not no different. ur paying for sexual brain stimulation, when u can get it free nowadays watching a video of someone sexually is not the same as someones pics
@ArchivesoftheBros 14 күн бұрын
remember kids, they get your prints off of that beverage they offer you
@DarkDestroyer98 4 ай бұрын
This was absolute perfection.
@MrFredstt 3 ай бұрын
So many sneaky little tricks in here lmao. Great work
@SarahHHeath 4 ай бұрын
I missed the interrogations so much! My favorites. As excellent as ever, J!
@AsmrcyDarcy 4 ай бұрын
that was so relaxing i might just confess to something i didnt do
@Tank11111 4 ай бұрын
Never felt more relaxed with a full glass of milk and cookies while watching a interrogation😌.
@SerenaHParker 4 ай бұрын
I would love to see a comedic LA Noire styled rp
@SamRK-1000 4 ай бұрын
Bro your asmr’s are FIRE please keep makin em
@manoloasmr 2 ай бұрын
Absolutely fantastic stuff!
@randomuser3476 3 ай бұрын
His niceness is actually a tactic that police use, the offering (which they hope you take) are used to evaluate you from a phycological point eg if you pick it up while being asked a difficult question as a distraction
@lilenro5083 4 ай бұрын
We need this again but with Helmut
@richardbarbaros5868 4 ай бұрын
"Ach mein schnitzel, how did you end up here? Were you a mischievous one, hm? Aufhescheiznicht. 😊" I feel like Helmut would be our defense lawyer coming to talk to us rather than the detective lol
@sebastianschmidt3869 4 ай бұрын
@@richardbarbaros5868 Better call Helmut!
@Zerconius 3 ай бұрын
When he asked "What were you doing around nine forty five?" I said "Probably on my computer" seconds later he said "On your computer" and I freaked out a little! I felt like I was actually talking to him in that moment!
@nath.owen_ 4 ай бұрын
Love the variety J. Hope you’re well! Great video as always sir🙂
@INTERCEPTOR1728 4 ай бұрын
WE NEED JOKER AS OUR LAWYER😤
@setneubauer3851 4 ай бұрын
Love these, please make more of these!
@WendyMeimi 2 ай бұрын
POV: I'm the illegal makeup dealer he's interrogating.
@outtanowhere9939 4 ай бұрын
I DIDNT DO IT
@mentallydisturbedllama473 4 ай бұрын
Is exactly what the culprit would say...🤔
@TahitiEnthusiast 4 ай бұрын
@@mentallydisturbedllama473 and what an innocent would say as well
@mentallydisturbedllama473 4 ай бұрын
@@TahitiEnthusiast True.
@vrstuff212 4 ай бұрын
@@mentallydisturbedllama473 nutsack
@macaroniman5325 4 ай бұрын
I want me a fuckin' lawyer, ya dog-killin' fed.
@Salmson12 3 ай бұрын
The questions about Onlyfans were hilarious
@aliceinherland2913 15 күн бұрын
Sorry mate but I’d be lawyering up and even suing after the first minute.. ‘everything’s going to be okay’ - breach of a verbal contract when I’m in jail 😂
@Alsome_jj 4 ай бұрын
The fact that my last name is Johnson you made my eyes open
@Emily-te6be 3 ай бұрын
“do you like watches” never worn a watch in my life sir “me too” 🤨
@Emily-te6be 3 ай бұрын
“you ever do martial arts?” sir i was a theatre kid. unless the security guard got zip zap zopped i think i’m in the clear
@robbyr6520 2 ай бұрын
When you asked "What were you watching?" I jokingly said to myself "Porn" Turns out I wasn't that far off lol
@NicFiinx 3 ай бұрын
This is so good omg
@Reyrocksall 4 ай бұрын
7:00 the interview would've ended here for me lol. I was in another country with my fiancée 😂
@unapersona6439 4 ай бұрын
this man dserves much more views and subiscribers, love your videos bro
@As8bakwTheSage 3 ай бұрын
Always get a lawyer!! Always and immediately! Stress this if you have to because police don't wanna give you one!!
@colemclaren258 3 ай бұрын
you sound like Maj. Winters from Band of Brothers, Keep it up man.
@NotAgenanv 2 ай бұрын
Better call Saul!
@kobold7466 2 ай бұрын
1/10 for realism, didn't handcuff me to the table and beat out a confession
@MicahBell-rc6qx 2 ай бұрын
I don’t judge, everyone has their kinks man.
@venommomentum1162 4 ай бұрын
I feel like I've literally done something wrong.
@John-ye5hl 4 ай бұрын
Bro turned an innately stressful situation into relaxing asmr
@Folklovermore13 4 ай бұрын
Uh oh we’re watching onlyfans ok we’re gonna need a dad video after this like a dad talk about onlyfans
@MrFredstt 3 ай бұрын
It was so sneaky too lmao. Getting the person interrogated into an uncomfortable situation to make them more pliable to giving up information they shouldn't 😂😂😂
@deadeyes5271 4 ай бұрын
Look, whatever I did, I won’t reveal what happened in ‘66.
@thegamr5993 4 ай бұрын
YOu rvideos are always good Jeremiah keep it up :)
@suppose4261 4 ай бұрын
this is amazing!
@JustCallMeEmily 3 ай бұрын
Right from the beginning i already knew we were stupid when we willingly gave a cop our saliva 😒
@jhongreg1642 3 ай бұрын
Within the 1st 30-40 sec I alr knew you had everything on me 😂😂
@megladongv3861 3 ай бұрын
This is my first time watching your videos so I’m not sure if you’ve done it before but your voice would be perfect for a joker video
@megladongv3861 3 ай бұрын
Never mind i have In fact found a joker video you’ve made
@slimesoda3956 2 ай бұрын
law by mike has taught me for this very moment
@Tirana-qg1ft 4 ай бұрын
Top notch
@nightcorecoach3204 4 ай бұрын
nice interrogation series I don't understand many sentences but still this is beautiful im from turkey btw xd
@letsgogaming8229 4 ай бұрын
Gotta love the background Geiger counter XD
@jproductions5977 4 ай бұрын
Wonderful!
@maeveszy 3 ай бұрын
You should do a wild west high stakes poker game. But the stakes are personal assets (horse, grain, silver, gun, coat) and the game is the viewer’s last ditch effort to win their material possessions back.
@fostersstubbyasmr9557 3 ай бұрын
I’d rather be convicted then be found out for onlyfans
@DeaconWallace 3 ай бұрын
We neeeeeeeeeeed a pt 2
@ToughVillain 4 ай бұрын
Make a fallout new Vegas video for the tv show that’s coming out
@zombsterr Ай бұрын
All my pirated cd mixes got to me 😭
@brandonamthor 3 ай бұрын
I gotta say, i honestly think you are one of the best asmrists on this platform brotha!
@brandonamthor 3 ай бұрын
We totally need an Articulate Design collab
@neckking3 4 ай бұрын
Getting cought this way watching only fans and *tipping!*
@uiscepreston 4 ай бұрын
Not sure about the thinner tie. Stick to the wider ones.
@angelbubbless. 4 ай бұрын
yo the police did this shi when i was in 6th grade😭🙏🏽😭
@ronanwellecomme7176 3 ай бұрын
They snatched me for a illegal game of Tatooine21
@anolongerhuman2853 4 ай бұрын
8:54 Called it!!
@sadness8924 3 ай бұрын
look, I rather take the jail time then let anyone see my search history lol
@Leizanpaahdin 3 ай бұрын
Damn bro got me thinking that I have never met my real grandfathers
@NoNo-xt8ku 2 ай бұрын
This aged really well after the Joker video you did
@100Soulpower 4 ай бұрын
Law & Order SASMRVU
@turtlederp7410 4 ай бұрын
Did anyone else catch he spelt Johnson without the n? 2:36
@CallMeChemical07 4 ай бұрын
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT
@therainbowfragments 4 ай бұрын
I want my lawyer an yeah ill take the water
@neck2032 4 ай бұрын
Half of the people "i invoke the 5th"
@regorn11 4 ай бұрын
I was 100% sure that I was interrogated for playing cards with the Joker :D
@DewskyDillshineMoonpickle 4 ай бұрын
So I'm guilty?
@beenard3247 4 ай бұрын
No pun intended is wild lmao
@Phoebe.WitchingStar 3 ай бұрын
I don’t know why but he kind of reminds me of my year 6 teacher 😭😭
@mighty298bee 4 ай бұрын
It wasnt me, it was the one armed man
@ralphisxamida8533 4 ай бұрын
Because I'm not a native english speaker I want a translator at my side. Till then I will say nothing.
@MrFredstt 3 ай бұрын
Actually perfect. If you say you want a lawyer they won't even continue the interview
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