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@zefflin14514 жыл бұрын
I love the devs for adding that one line of her saying: *I probably shouldn't be climbing this* XD
@obiwankenobi66554 жыл бұрын
The first thing I did was hang on Zeus’s dick
@darcontheassassin2.064 жыл бұрын
@@obiwankenobi6655 n i c e
@Annie-rg4if4 жыл бұрын
That's a voice line for Alexios too
@Annie-rg4if4 жыл бұрын
@@obiwankenobi6655 Master Kenobi, I think that isn't the high ground.
@angrydoodle89194 жыл бұрын
Obi Wan Kenobi I did it too lol
@somnius25195 жыл бұрын
Testiklese: Not the hero Greece deserved, but the hero it needed.
@AZP-im7gk4 жыл бұрын
Gioco Royeca that’s not how you spell it
@Jim-lg8sf4 жыл бұрын
Gioco Royeca *testikles
@dhairyasood41093 жыл бұрын
*proceeds to die*
@user-bv3vs9yq2t21 күн бұрын
Talk to Faceo Coz testikles ain't listening
@mettatonneo11474 жыл бұрын
“Surely he can swim.” *pans to a shark in bloody water* Zanny: *I have entered the Comedy Area*
@ashb73 жыл бұрын
Incidentally that's also what the shark said
@MrSlima203 жыл бұрын
"Still waiting to see how this ties into the assassins storyline" So are we all
@reality_is_sin3 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha yes This game would've been better if it changed its entire story and its powers and instead we played as darius, don't need to be in the assassins order to have that feel
@DougWIngate3 жыл бұрын
The Legacy of the First Blade DLC ties into the proto-assassins and gives more backstory to the philosophical and political conflict that will become the Assassins vs Templars. Yeah it's cheap they make you pay more just to connect Odyssey to the series but whatever. I like the DLC. Imo it works better as an 'origins' story than actual AC Origins, which had a terrible story
@DougWIngate3 жыл бұрын
Playing as Darius would've been the obvious and easy solution, but really it would've ruined the mystique of his character. I like Darius better as a side character, this wise but mysterious mentor for Kassandra/Alexios who you have kinship with on account of both being 'tainted ones' despite being so different in every other way. The dynamic with player and Darius was cool. I wouldnt have changed it
@reality_is_sin3 жыл бұрын
@@DougWIngate origins has a bad story is legitimately the worst opinion I’ve ever seen
@DougWIngate3 жыл бұрын
@@reality_is_sin the story is objectively terrible. The concept is good, but the excecution is godawful, for reasons I could literally write a book on. Here's a few examples I was able to pull from my head in just a few minutes: -the use of 'in media res'. This narrative technique can work in a novel or movie, but it doesn't work here in a video game in which you as the player need to understand you motivations for doing what you do. More than any AC game, you're made to feel like a passive spectator of events, rather than a prime mover. Bayek is often sidelined by Aya, which only adds to his passivity as a protagonist. Bayek's character has potential, but the writers can't seem to decide if they want him to be a smiling and likeable family man or a dark, brooding menace, so they try both, and it fails. I just can't buy this guy as being super traumatized by his son's death when one minute later he's laughing drinking beer with his friends. The socio-political aspect of the story has absolutely NO subtlety or nuance. Greeks = Bad, Romans = Bad, native Egyptians = superstitious but sympathetic idiots, everyone except Aya and Bayek = Bad. The entire story rests on your motivation to avenge Khemu, but since his death isn't revealed until about an hour into the game, you have no idea what you're supposed to be fighting. Even then, my sympathy for a character whose only reason to exist in the story being to die is hardly enough of a motivating factor to care. Bayek is motivated to avenge Khemu because, by stabbing him in the heart, he can't enter the field of reeds in the afterlife. This would be an interesting motivating factor, except the story doesn't explain it to you, and you would have no understanding of its significance unless you were familiar with ancient Egyptian religion. Even if you were, the story doesn't explore it. Speaking of that, the guilt that Bayek should feel over being the one to wield the knife is never explored. He externalises all of his anger towards the Order, making him seem more deranged than anything. Nothing wrong with having an antihero, but the narrative doesn't explore this conundrum. Bayek absolutely chews the scenery during the assassination memory corridors. It's as if the game is afraid I won't empathise with him for losing his son (mission accomplished, i didn't) so they have him go completely overboard with vengeful rage. An example of the writing's tell-not-show writing. The writers should allow the player to form our own empathy of Bayek's situation instead of having it rammed down our throat. AC2 dealt with grief much better - as you collect feathers for your brother, you legitimately felt that sense of loss on your own. Origin's writers have no time for subtlety. Ptolemy is supposed to be the big bad guy, but the story absolutely makes no use of him, reducing him to a pathetic, ineffectual version of King Joffrey that accomplishes nothing. Various scenes that feel as if they should be meaningful and epic, are not. For example, when Bayek gets the hidden blade, it's just like 'kay, cool, thanks for that'. Where's the sense of wonder and adventure we see in every other AC game? This whole story is just far too bleak and cynical for its own good. Speaking of that, the whole formation of the Brotherhood is glossed over so quickly. All of a sudden Bayek has all these people on his side and there you go, brotherhood formed. This was supposed to be the main purpose of the story, instead the majority of the story is Bayek screaming at people and Cleopatra wanting a throne. If you want a really good video that summarises what's wrong with Origin's story, watch Alien Platypus video "What Assassin's Creed Origins failed to understand"
@untamedtran74774 жыл бұрын
“Well Ubisoft listened and now you can just land on solid ground” almost spit my drink out lmao
@Kaiser20033 жыл бұрын
Fabio: *jumps off a cliff and die * Zanny: *calls Fabio * Fabio: guess I've been dead for far too long
@bonemasked39253 жыл бұрын
I ruined your 69
@strawberrymilk53192 жыл бұрын
Dude did surgery when he hit the ground
@ramanand51872 жыл бұрын
Zanny's Ac Odyssey moods "omg this game is beautiful" "How is this assassins creed?" "FABIOOOO"
@TSAWNS4 жыл бұрын
“Just a horny lesbian roaming the wilderness” Best thing I’ve heard since the quarantine announcement.
@GTAVictor91282 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: homosexuality was actually not officially outlawed in ancient Greece as it would later be with the rise of the Abrahamic religions, so the option to make your character gay or lesbian is technically historically accurate. In fact, the very word lesbian is derived from the Greek island of Lesbos, where a female poet named Sappho expressed her love for other women.
@Churrs Жыл бұрын
@@GTAVictor9128 thats so neat thanks for the info :)
@sooutchea5 жыл бұрын
“This doesn’t look like the for honor community” had me in tears 😂
@StarGazer.ExE215 жыл бұрын
you always talk about your faze montage... but when will you upload it
@faceless_carl20475 жыл бұрын
ALEXIs colmenares probably a subscriber special
@eppic_peppic11554 жыл бұрын
Its just a prank
@ginvaas92294 жыл бұрын
@@eppic_peppic1155 r/woosh
@NySiiS4 жыл бұрын
@@ginvaas9229 dont be that guy.
@supboi58454 жыл бұрын
@@ginvaas9229 do you know the definition of insanity?
@ARCtrooperblueleader5 жыл бұрын
This is the best Assassin's Creed video... OF ALL TIME.
@andremerrick49254 жыл бұрын
No fuck this game hilarious video though just bad game
@eli-hj2lf4 жыл бұрын
Andre Merrick he said video, not game
@andremerrick49254 жыл бұрын
@엘리야 yeah a video about a funny guy playing a bad game
@sirbruhthesecond46244 жыл бұрын
I think it’s great but whatever
@tsarpeteri85784 жыл бұрын
How old are you?
@bageled_meme98674 жыл бұрын
Fabio: *Falls from 120ft cliff* Zanny: He’ll come back
@ahzigos3 жыл бұрын
zanny : *skips all the dialogue* also zanny: i still don't understand how this ties to the assassins creed storyline :(
@ahzigos Жыл бұрын
@@Megasuperq like... odyssey it's the game that explains about isu artifacts and why some people can hold them and be fine while others can't about the eagle vision and why some people (basically every ac protag) has it it sets the story for ac origins which explains how the brotherhood started "ooooh but it doesn't have templars" templars didn't exist in ancient Greece like I said, odyssey is the only ac game that goes in depth about the isu and explains events from every past ac game soooooo yeah it does fit the ac narrative, but not so much in the assassins vs templars conflict part, but in the isu part, which has been very important since the first game
@bignick2k21510 ай бұрын
I’ve played through this entire game multiple times, and I still struggle to understand how they explained half of the things you just commented on. This game is little more than fetch quests. It is not AT ALL relevant to the ac storyline. Same with Valhalla, at least Valhalla gave us Desmond back sort of.
@ahzigos10 ай бұрын
@@bignick2k215 like I just commented above, the ORIGINS TRILOGY (AC origins, odyssey and valhalla) focus on explaining the ORIGINS of the brotherhood and most of the story of the ISU, you know, the beings who are being discussed in the games since AC1? yeah those And how some humans actually have ISU blood and therefore can use ISU artifacts and have "the sight". Kassandra had ISU blood, and is an ancestor to Aya/Amunet, who created the Hidden Ones (that would eventually become the assassins) , and Eivor also had ISU blood, and helped Hytham clear the rest of the order of ancients, and that led to the beginning of the TEMPLAR ORDER, also Hytham was one of the very first ASSASSINS in the game lore. So yeah keep trying to make sense of the cutscenes my friend, for you have not been doing a very good job.
@isodoubIet10 ай бұрын
@@ahzigos I mean we already knew from previous games that some people have more first civ blood than others, AC odyssey didn't expand anything useful in that regard. Completely disposable tbh
@ac_nerd97943 ай бұрын
@@isodoubIet Odyssey expanded greatly upon it.
@dogecoin92402 жыл бұрын
6:15 "Fabio, get away from these unrendered textures, you'll get sick!"
@PeachDragon_5 жыл бұрын
This ain't assassin creed this is a fantasy RPG lol. I ain't complaining tho.
@fgvhhhbh2413 жыл бұрын
i am
@ollie44253 жыл бұрын
@@fgvhhhbh241 that's y ur depressed
@mpsoldier833 жыл бұрын
@@ollie4425 lmao
@tylermcneeley31363 жыл бұрын
If it was an rpg you could make your own character
@PeachDragon_3 жыл бұрын
@@tylermcneeley3136 not necessarily
@wren32162 жыл бұрын
7:37 "I didn't mean to do that I was spamming Y to get on my horse" We’ve all done this haha
@Red194875 жыл бұрын
KFC employee becomes a stealth master class
@diddoinarow88465 жыл бұрын
This Is Sparta: The Game Also an Assassin's Creed game
@Batcena5 жыл бұрын
Ha lol
@jordannewthomas32934 жыл бұрын
I did spend a large amount of my time with kassandra Spartan kicking people from great heights, best one was a bounty hunter straight off a mountain I honestly never found that body lol.
@motazmohamed16463 жыл бұрын
The Witcher 300
@solblackfire32373 жыл бұрын
If it was titled "Odyssey: a demigods tale" it would've been called the best game of 2018
@BojanglesMcduff5 жыл бұрын
Clanker activist plays star wars battlefront 2 (2005)
@theflatbread84955 жыл бұрын
John Doe Woah, watch the hard “R”
@Aegis_Mind5 жыл бұрын
Testikles had his WHOLE life in front of him!
@Prietzelo3 жыл бұрын
F
@souptime4503 жыл бұрын
F
@felicianoartherdieramos.33153 жыл бұрын
Zanny: "Ok guys I'm with a stealth mission with my mom, and I got to impress her" Also zanny: "Mom what the fuck are you doing" HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHA
@calithesloth54624 жыл бұрын
"I just wanna get to the assassin story" This man never knew what he had coming or what he didn't have coming, more precisely
@josephtow45853 жыл бұрын
Zanny-“I still don’t know how the story ties into the assassins creed story line” Neither does Ubisoft😂
@dcscorch9695 жыл бұрын
Play Lego Star Wars 3
@loneronin68134 жыл бұрын
"Testikles can be difficult." So would it be fair to say that he is a bit testy? :P
@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_4 жыл бұрын
4:00 I like how this is relevant still
@mfbooty_smacker4 жыл бұрын
10:23 "little kids close your eyes!"
@thisstatementisfalsenothin53124 жыл бұрын
0:34 I never noticed she kicked that dude so hard his chest kinda exploded
@novatheraven3 жыл бұрын
“Oh welp there goes stealth” is a good way to describe most conflict in odyssey
@alexkaen17013 жыл бұрын
I enjoy the logic: Skipping through dialogue as fast as possible, "Why don't I know what's going on?"
@truffelnootje3 жыл бұрын
“Never do anything vilolent in Spartha” GOT ME LOL!😂😂
@benevolentrevenant4745 жыл бұрын
4:11 is my parents when they first saw me
@splitxh70684 жыл бұрын
6:03 Imagine blind people listening to this video
@kylenz31404 жыл бұрын
How do they access yt in the first place doe hahah
@rolandorosales14 жыл бұрын
7:03 that entire sequence made me die laughing lol
@stranglerwrangler68615 жыл бұрын
That part at the end escalated pretty fast
@datboimrbee33663 жыл бұрын
That cutscene In the warehouse with brasidas where you fight all those goons was the most badass one yet
@borismenijn89233 жыл бұрын
10:30 this is the most perfect weee I've ever heard
@Reczo2 жыл бұрын
8:19 is to good
@ScottTubeNir3 жыл бұрын
whenever he says "wow the game looks gooddd", that is kinda short break after 1hour of roasting✨
@orion.9033 жыл бұрын
Zanny's stealth logic: If there is nobody to notice, nobody will notice.
@darthsteevy37443 жыл бұрын
Whenever zanny coughs I just think of “a fine addition to my collection”
@vass3659 Жыл бұрын
" *_Just a horny lesbian roaming the wilderness_* " Pure poetry, my heart melted
@baconfacejugs40174 жыл бұрын
“Not that I want them to hurt my mom but seriously”
@couchtime37395 жыл бұрын
*I should probably not climb this*
@zenron51495 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, “The REAL” Assassins Creed Odyssey experience
@cameroncasimir70695 жыл бұрын
lesbian employee plays Super Mario Odyssey with famous model Fabio. *Brazzers Exclusive*
@doggos25813 жыл бұрын
“NICE TO MEET U BRAZERS” that cracked me up
@kratosasura58752 жыл бұрын
5:18 his laugh tho🤣
@A_328FL4 жыл бұрын
This was the first video of yours I ever saw thank you for providing me with happiness Zandril, truly.
@ESCfromNome5 жыл бұрын
I'm happy to know that someone at Ubi has the same humor about Greek names as I...
@captainalphagaming6224 жыл бұрын
Anyone really annoyed when zanny says can’t change the appearance of his clothes, but we know about visual customisation?
@darkpuppetlordful4 жыл бұрын
This was in 1.0 a year ago man. Transmog wasn't in the game
@temporaltribe4 жыл бұрын
I visually customize women pantless irl.
@izaiahspears49844 жыл бұрын
Notannoying, just funny
@Anonymous207893 жыл бұрын
@@temporaltribe women look better in tight jeans than in no pants ngl aha, same for yoga pants
@bhautikkhunt86753 жыл бұрын
1:53 there is exactly same camp layout in valhalla as well lmao..even the wooden bar layout as well
@mordinsolus95074 жыл бұрын
2020 BE like stop coughing your giving me nightmares.
@skrael.2 жыл бұрын
5:30 you can actually change the appearance of your clothes (just like the appearance of your weapons)
@qui-gonjinn83502 жыл бұрын
Wait how?
@j.mtherandomguy87012 жыл бұрын
@@qui-gonjinn8350 In the inventory screen, right click the gear and voila, an visual customization screen. Took me a while to realise it and now the Deimos set looks more like the armor of a Han Chinese general as compared to the armor worn by Alexios.
@qui-gonjinn83502 жыл бұрын
@@j.mtherandomguy8701 ive beaten the game weeks ago, a little late wouldnt you say? And i play on console so you know no right click . But thanks i guess.
@mrhewitson9415 Жыл бұрын
@@qui-gonjinn8350bro forgot how to say thank you
@qui-gonjinn8350 Жыл бұрын
@@mrhewitson9415 i said thanks, its been a year bro u dont have to add shi💀
@tu-estupidez97135 жыл бұрын
my 12 yo cries and screams in pain while watching this clip of the future at the time he plays with papa altair,
@mathbread3 жыл бұрын
I love that zanny is reliant on the fact that Fabio cant die
@america27932 жыл бұрын
08:24 you made him rock hard
@Imadigga Жыл бұрын
I do wish he did a longer series with this game
@lb_tempted92242 жыл бұрын
"So I did a little bit of mining off camera."
@jovias37184 жыл бұрын
The way the game ties in to the assassin storyline is that in the dlc your son becomes bayak’s (origins guy) ancestor. Bayak created the first brotherhood
@retrox27765 жыл бұрын
1:57 I have ability to stay so still that I become invisible to the eye
@thegrimreaper89064 жыл бұрын
8:15 the nuts were updated so that it had a leaf to cover it but still so funny😂😂😂😂
@CaptainPhantom65 жыл бұрын
4:04 it must be the pvp haters in Sea of Thieves
@spondonkashyap39494 жыл бұрын
"This isnt for honour community" ahh that killed me man
@user-mx6ut6tm1t4 жыл бұрын
land of salt and more salt LOL!
@jonashemmingsson73015 жыл бұрын
11 minutes of pure memes
@teslacx82672 жыл бұрын
oh damn when kazaandra said salt and more salt and zanny said wait this isn’t the for houner community i was lmao so hard
@patrioticjustice90403 жыл бұрын
8:59 "Look at that. Father of the Minotaur." Seeing how the Minotaur was half man and half bull, that meant that bull and a human woman...
@noobtube77405 жыл бұрын
Who else thought he looked like Wonder Woman
@cristhelivingradio14005 жыл бұрын
Who are the templars in this assassin creed wheres the assassin brotherhood who are you ppl THIS IS SPARTA
@viper30125 жыл бұрын
Are you serious? You don't know or is that a joke?
@Vladimir_Fedorov274 жыл бұрын
My exact reaction to making the girls kiss. WEEEEEEEE))) This vid's pure gold!
@afifkimi20104 жыл бұрын
Your gf must laughing a lot when he saw what you doing at the statue of Zeus
@knightwarrior833710 ай бұрын
Bro i forgot that zanny's voice sounded different when this video came out😂
@AlyssaFoxah. Жыл бұрын
Just wanted to clarify that you can, in fact, change the appearance of your gear and keep the stats the same
@FolkloreLove3104 жыл бұрын
"Just a horny lesbian roaming the wilderness" is gonna be my senior quote
@princephillip23124 жыл бұрын
What always annoys me is when you are swimming whilst playing as alexios and you can always see his balls 😂
@abbasshaikh7645 жыл бұрын
Remember when this was called The Real Assassins Creed Odyssey Experience Edit: Remember when this was called My Testicular Assassins Creed Odyssey Experience
@dragontrainerheroes26939 ай бұрын
I wasn't thinking straight and thought he ment he met and killed his irl dad
@georgeclueney44195 жыл бұрын
Might have laughed till my lung broke ,but the vid was Epic
@GABATTLES4 ай бұрын
Watching this in 2024 hits harder than the Kretan bull 🔥
@monkeydragonson98515 жыл бұрын
I at level 10 (I think) killed one of the 2nd highest cultists by jokingly kicking a civilian off a cliff THAT CIVILIAN WAS THE CULTIST I was dead on the floor laughing when I realised
@gamingdragon23615 жыл бұрын
Monferno I will kill random civilians now. Don’t call the fbi.
@faultycommodity3 жыл бұрын
You had me Lokris! LOL!!!!
@mythoclast8484 жыл бұрын
Last 10 seconds is me explaining that to my gf that watched me play this game
@synthfur055 жыл бұрын
+18 detected Warning, 18+ detected
@BenjaminS082 жыл бұрын
I love Assassins Creed Odyssey but it why did it have to be Assassins Creed? It would have been great if it was a separate series.
@eddieb19952 жыл бұрын
I think my horse is dead because when I whistle it never comes. RIP horse.
@bodesbodes94082 жыл бұрын
I'm at 2:14 like "okay, well making peace that way is an option i guess..."
@archiethejanitor67794 жыл бұрын
3:18 The way he says "black magic" made me tilt my head. haha
@krypto9408 Жыл бұрын
i literally got abs from laughing at your video, this is good stuff right here
@kingrichard39904 жыл бұрын
if this video was released in 2020 I'm pretty sure you have a serious problem with your health... I mean "SERIOUS" problem.
@ladyalicent7054 жыл бұрын
Wait Zanny has a girlfriend? I didn’t think there was a woman out there worthy of Zanny.
@AverageYTcomment4 жыл бұрын
Medic: The level 35 chicken isnt real she cant hurt you level 35 chicken: FLYING STRIKE!!!1!
@johan8775 жыл бұрын
Sharks in the mediterainian nice
@waseempetro77863 жыл бұрын
8:20 Testicles is still alive LMAOO
@kendallandersen85512 жыл бұрын
The dialog during your game play is hilarious loo
@crypto40 Жыл бұрын
Zanny just pulled the average minecraft KZfaqr. Episode 1 nothing episode 2 creative mode😂
@theless-than-goodhunter70195 жыл бұрын
Testikles will Truly be missed... he was the hero we didn’t deserve nor the one we needed, just the one that we... had?
@andrikrios36064 жыл бұрын
I can't keep a straight face when watching this
@itsfate2005 ай бұрын
I just found your content Jesus man you are so damn hilarious 😂 I love watching this
@GABATTLES4 ай бұрын
Balls
@409guapo23 жыл бұрын
Zanny: So i did some mining off camera
@mdfinnyp4 жыл бұрын
me getting a headshot in BF2 "that's going in the montage!" Zanny's whole vid: "Thats going in the montage!"