The first thing I did was hang on Zeus’s dick

@@obiwankenobi6655 n i c e

That's a voice line for Alexios too

@@obiwankenobi6655 Master Kenobi, I think that isn't the high ground.

Obi Wan Kenobi I did it too lol

Gioco Royeca that’s not how you spell it

Gioco Royeca *testikles

*proceeds to die*

Talk to Faceo Coz testikles ain't listening

Incidentally that's also what the shark said

Ahahaha yes This game would've been better if it changed its entire story and its powers and instead we played as darius, don't need to be in the assassins order to have that feel

The Legacy of the First Blade DLC ties into the proto-assassins and gives more backstory to the philosophical and political conflict that will become the Assassins vs Templars. Yeah it's cheap they make you pay more just to connect Odyssey to the series but whatever. I like the DLC. Imo it works better as an 'origins' story than actual AC Origins, which had a terrible story

Playing as Darius would've been the obvious and easy solution, but really it would've ruined the mystique of his character. I like Darius better as a side character, this wise but mysterious mentor for Kassandra/Alexios who you have kinship with on account of both being 'tainted ones' despite being so different in every other way. The dynamic with player and Darius was cool. I wouldnt have changed it

@@DougWIngate origins has a bad story is legitimately the worst opinion I’ve ever seen

​@@reality_is_sin the story is objectively terrible. The concept is good, but the excecution is godawful, for reasons I could literally write a book on. Here's a few examples I was able to pull from my head in just a few minutes: -the use of 'in media res'. This narrative technique can work in a novel or movie, but it doesn't work here in a video game in which you as the player need to understand you motivations for doing what you do. More than any AC game, you're made to feel like a passive spectator of events, rather than a prime mover. Bayek is often sidelined by Aya, which only adds to his passivity as a protagonist. Bayek's character has potential, but the writers can't seem to decide if they want him to be a smiling and likeable family man or a dark, brooding menace, so they try both, and it fails. I just can't buy this guy as being super traumatized by his son's death when one minute later he's laughing drinking beer with his friends. The socio-political aspect of the story has absolutely NO subtlety or nuance. Greeks = Bad, Romans = Bad, native Egyptians = superstitious but sympathetic idiots, everyone except Aya and Bayek = Bad. The entire story rests on your motivation to avenge Khemu, but since his death isn't revealed until about an hour into the game, you have no idea what you're supposed to be fighting. Even then, my sympathy for a character whose only reason to exist in the story being to die is hardly enough of a motivating factor to care. Bayek is motivated to avenge Khemu because, by stabbing him in the heart, he can't enter the field of reeds in the afterlife. This would be an interesting motivating factor, except the story doesn't explain it to you, and you would have no understanding of its significance unless you were familiar with ancient Egyptian religion. Even if you were, the story doesn't explore it. Speaking of that, the guilt that Bayek should feel over being the one to wield the knife is never explored. He externalises all of his anger towards the Order, making him seem more deranged than anything. Nothing wrong with having an antihero, but the narrative doesn't explore this conundrum. Bayek absolutely chews the scenery during the assassination memory corridors. It's as if the game is afraid I won't empathise with him for losing his son (mission accomplished, i didn't) so they have him go completely overboard with vengeful rage. An example of the writing's tell-not-show writing. The writers should allow the player to form our own empathy of Bayek's situation instead of having it rammed down our throat. AC2 dealt with grief much better - as you collect feathers for your brother, you legitimately felt that sense of loss on your own. Origin's writers have no time for subtlety. Ptolemy is supposed to be the big bad guy, but the story absolutely makes no use of him, reducing him to a pathetic, ineffectual version of King Joffrey that accomplishes nothing. Various scenes that feel as if they should be meaningful and epic, are not. For example, when Bayek gets the hidden blade, it's just like 'kay, cool, thanks for that'. Where's the sense of wonder and adventure we see in every other AC game? This whole story is just far too bleak and cynical for its own good. Speaking of that, the whole formation of the Brotherhood is glossed over so quickly. All of a sudden Bayek has all these people on his side and there you go, brotherhood formed. This was supposed to be the main purpose of the story, instead the majority of the story is Bayek screaming at people and Cleopatra wanting a throne. If you want a really good video that summarises what's wrong with Origin's story, watch Alien Platypus video "What Assassin's Creed Origins failed to understand"

I ruined your 69

Dude did surgery when he hit the ground

Fun fact: homosexuality was actually not officially outlawed in ancient Greece as it would later be with the rise of the Abrahamic religions, so the option to make your character gay or lesbian is technically historically accurate. In fact, the very word lesbian is derived from the Greek island of Lesbos, where a female poet named Sappho expressed her love for other women.

@@GTAVictor9128 thats so neat thanks for the info :)

ALEXIs colmenares probably a subscriber special

Its just a prank

@@eppic_peppic1155 r/woosh

@@ginvaas9229 dont be that guy.

@@ginvaas9229 do you know the definition of insanity?

No fuck this game hilarious video though just bad game

Andre Merrick he said video, not game

@엘리야 yeah a video about a funny guy playing a bad game

I think it’s great but whatever

How old are you?

​@@Megasuperq like... odyssey it's the game that explains about isu artifacts and why some people can hold them and be fine while others can't about the eagle vision and why some people (basically every ac protag) has it it sets the story for ac origins which explains how the brotherhood started "ooooh but it doesn't have templars" templars didn't exist in ancient Greece like I said, odyssey is the only ac game that goes in depth about the isu and explains events from every past ac game soooooo yeah it does fit the ac narrative, but not so much in the assassins vs templars conflict part, but in the isu part, which has been very important since the first game

I’ve played through this entire game multiple times, and I still struggle to understand how they explained half of the things you just commented on. This game is little more than fetch quests. It is not AT ALL relevant to the ac storyline. Same with Valhalla, at least Valhalla gave us Desmond back sort of.

@@bignick2k215 like I just commented above, the ORIGINS TRILOGY (AC origins, odyssey and valhalla) focus on explaining the ORIGINS of the brotherhood and most of the story of the ISU, you know, the beings who are being discussed in the games since AC1? yeah those And how some humans actually have ISU blood and therefore can use ISU artifacts and have "the sight". Kassandra had ISU blood, and is an ancestor to Aya/Amunet, who created the Hidden Ones (that would eventually become the assassins) , and Eivor also had ISU blood, and helped Hytham clear the rest of the order of ancients, and that led to the beginning of the TEMPLAR ORDER, also Hytham was one of the very first ASSASSINS in the game lore. So yeah keep trying to make sense of the cutscenes my friend, for you have not been doing a very good job.

@@ahzigos I mean we already knew from previous games that some people have more first civ blood than others, AC odyssey didn't expand anything useful in that regard. Completely disposable tbh

​@@isodoubIet Odyssey expanded greatly upon it.

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@@fgvhhhbh241 that's y ur depressed

@@ollie4425 lmao

If it was an rpg you could make your own character

@@tylermcneeley3136 not necessarily

Ha lol

I did spend a large amount of my time with kassandra Spartan kicking people from great heights, best one was a bounty hunter straight off a mountain I honestly never found that body lol.

The Witcher 300

If it was titled "Odyssey: a demigods tale" it would've been called the best game of 2018

John Doe Woah, watch the hard “R”

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How do they access yt in the first place doe hahah

This was in 1.0 a year ago man. Transmog wasn't in the game

I visually customize women pantless irl.

Notannoying, just funny

@@temporaltribe women look better in tight jeans than in no pants ngl aha, same for yoga pants

Wait how?

@@qui-gonjinn8350 In the inventory screen, right click the gear and voila, an visual customization screen. Took me a while to realise it and now the Deimos set looks more like the armor of a Han Chinese general as compared to the armor worn by Alexios.

@@j.mtherandomguy8701 ive beaten the game weeks ago, a little late wouldnt you say? And i play on console so you know no right click . But thanks i guess.

​@@qui-gonjinn8350bro forgot how to say thank you

@@mrhewitson9415 i said thanks, its been a year bro u dont have to add shi💀

land of salt and more salt LOL!

Are you serious? You don't know or is that a joke?

Monferno I will kill random civilians now. Don’t call the fbi.

Balls