Big blon scary and vicious, but monke stronk.

*"I don't care I already know everything about this...... What's a paragon"*

"Let's see how many nuclear wards I can Launch before the un gets involved"

FULL STORY You’ve all been waiting for it, here’s the story for lych! Lych lair message On radio: Is that bloonarius again? Lych: No! For it is me, the gravelord! You can also call me… Lych the gravelord! Agent: I’ll take ‘ya down! Bloonarius: Bring them the pain! Tier 1 entry message On radio: This bloon may seem like bloonarius, but it’s actually the gravelord! You’ve got this! Lych: I prefer to call myself a master gravelord. Bloonarius: Yeah! You go! Tier 1 close to death message On radio: We can’t suffer death… Lych: I will add your soul to the graveyard. Bloonarius: You’re almost there! Tier 1 death message On radio: You did nothing to help us… Lych: I can finally add your soul to the graveyard! Bloonarius: Yeah! You’re better than me! Tier 1 victory message On radio: Continue! The quest is not done yet. Agent: Wait… Lych: I really wanted to add your soul to the graveyard! Bloonarius: What he said! Tier 2 entry message On radio: It’s back!? And why is the hp so exact? Lych: I don’t know. Ask the developers. Bloonarius: Agreed! Tier 2 close to death message On radio: We can’t suffer death again… Lych: I will add your soul to the graveyard again. Bloonarius: You’re almost there again! Tier 2 death message On radio: Why did we trust you… Lych: I can finally add your soul to the graveyard again! Bloonarius: You’ve done it! Tier 2 victory message On radio: Continue further, for your quest is still not done! Lych: Not again! Bloonarius: Why!? Agent: I know! Tier 3 entry message On radio: Again, the hp is weirdly exact. Why? Lych: Fine. I’ll tell you. Jk! Bloonarius: We got you tricked! Tier 3 close to death message On radio: Spare us! Lych: No! You didn’t spare our comrades, so we won’t spare you! Bloonarius: Right! Tier 3 death message On radio: This was your fault, agent! Agent: Don’t blame me! Lych: Ah, the sweet taste of cold revenge. Bloonarius: True. Tier 3 victory message On radio: We’re closer but so far. Lych: What does that mean? Bloonarius: Me too, lych. Agent: I don’t know. Tier 4 entry message On radio: This is gonna be easy for you, agent! Lych: You will regret saying that. Bloonarius: Yeah! Tier 4 close to death message On radio: How are you this bad, agent? Lych: I am not as easy as you may think. Bloonarius: Bingo! Tier 4 death message On radio: You were so close! Agent: Sorry. Lych: Too bad! Bloonarius: What he said! Tier 4 victory message On radio: We’re almost done! The final tier awaits… Agent: Yay! Lych and bloonarius: Boo! Tier 5 entry message On radio: Here it is! The final tier, in all its glory! Lych: Oh, you’re making blush.☺️ I’m not kidding! Bloonarius: Huh? Tier 5 close to death message On radio: Oh no… Lych: I’m so close! Bloonarius: I can’t look! Tier 5 death message On radio: You’ve failed us… Agent: Sorry! Lych: Yay! Bloonarius: We did it! Lych victory message On radio: You did it! You should have not used buffs! Roll the credits! Narrator: The map that the player beat on normal is shown in the background! Pictures appear, with the pictures being dying to the 1st tier, almost losing against the 2nd tier, ethereal tier 3 lych, lych stunning towers on the fourth tier, winning against the final tier, and a sneak peek at tier 5 elite lych being “summoned”! But I sense much stronger signals. Looks like there’s still more! The end? Bloonarius: How could you lose? Lych: I’m not done yet… Remember when lych said he wasn’t done yet? This is the second half! Elite lych lair message On radio: It’s trying to punish us to the grave! And it’s HUMONGOUS! Elite lych: And I WILL! Elite bloonarius: For sure! Tier 1 elite entry message On radio: Finally, a number that isn’t very exact! Elite Lych: That doesn’t matter! Elite bloonarius: You’re right, elite lych! Tier 1 elite close to death message On radio: Save us, agent! Agent: I’ll try! Elite Lych: You MUST die! Elite bloonarius: You’re unstoppable, lych! Tier 1 elite death message On radio: You didn’t save us… Elite Lych: That’s great! Elite Bloonarius: Indeed!😄 Tier 1 elite victory message On radio: You saved us! Agent: You’re welcome! Elite Lych: Noooooooooooo! Elite Bloonarius: Whyyyyyyyy!? Tier 2 elite entry message On radio: This is getting a bit strange. Elite Lych: How!? Elite Bloonarius: Yeah, lych! Tier 2 elite close to death message On radio: Save us again, agent! Agent: I’ll try again! Elite Lych: You MUST die AGAIN! Elite bloonarius: You’re unstoppable, lych! Tier 2 elite death message On radio: You didn’t even try… Agent: Yes I did! Elite lych: We did it! Elite bloonarius: Well played. Tier 2 elite victory message On radio: Good job! Agent: Thanks! Elite lych: You are irrelevant to this world! Mark my words, I WILL take you down! Elite bloonarius: Okay? You understand, agent? Tier 3 elite entry message On radio: It’s stronger! Stop it, agent! Elite Lych: I will stop you! Elite Bloonarius: Yeah! Tier 3 close to death message On radio: We can’t lose… Elite Lych: You must! Elite bloonarius: It’s guaranteed! Tier 3 elite death message On radio: For the last time… Agent: No… Elite Lych: Yes! Elite Bloonarius: Yes… Tier 3 elite victory message On radio: You did it!…. oh wait. Agent: I’m… not done y-y-yet? Elite Lych: Th-that’s right. Elite Bloonarius: Y-y-yeah. Tier 4 elite entry message On radio: More weird hp values? This is getting strangely suspicious… Elite Lych: It’s not what it looks like. Elite Bloonarius: He’s right. Tier 4 elite close to death message On radio: Please win, agent! Elite Lych: No, agent HAS to lose! Elite Bloonarius: For sure! Agent: I’ll take the risk! 😼 Tier 4 elite death message On radio: We lo….won! Elite Lych: I knew that! Elite Bloonarius: How!? Tier 4 elite victory message On radio: We lost!? Agent: But we won! Elite Lych: No. They’re on MY side now! Elite Bloonarius: You go, lych! Tier 5 elite cutscene Elite lych uses the medal of infinite power to become near unstoppable. He then tells how he was born. Agent: How? Elite Lych: I was originally dharkon, the ruler of darkness. However, thanks to a super annoying pink marshmallow aka kirby, galeem was slayed forever, but I was only sealed. And I miraculously escaped from the dark prison. But I ended up in the btd6 universe. I was questioning everything in that universe. Then, the bloons made a deal with me. Fuse with their strongest “minion,” and then finally defeat the heroes once and for all. Agent: Who’s kirby? Elite Lych: I forgot… Elite Bloonarius: According to this, he’s the str- Elite Lych: STRONGER!? YOU’RE ON MY SIDE! I’M CLEARLY STRONGER THAN THAT PINK MARSHMALLOW! AND I KNOW THAT! Agent: Oh yeah? PROVE IT. Elite Lych: Okay!😡 Agent: Wait… Elite Lych: I would stop, but this is what YOU wanted. Elite Bloonarius: We’ll win this! Tier 5 elite entry message Unstoppable squad: We’re back! Elite Bloonarius: Oh dear… Elite Lych: It’s okay. Agent: Yay! Tier 5 elite close to death message Unstoppable squad: Oh dear… Agent: We’re in trouble… Elite Lych & Elite Bloonarius: We’re so close! Tier 5 elite death message Elite Lych & Elite Bloonarius: We did it! Agent & unstoppable squad: We failed… Tier 5 elite victory message Ascended shadow: Impressive. I must say, you were great. Roll the credits! Narrator: The map that the player beat on elite is shown in the background. Paintings are hung with the pictures being dying to the first normal tier, lych stunning towers on the third tier, the final tier of lych being “summoned,” the first tier of elite lych summoning undead moabs, a bunch of rocket storm dartling gunners (M.A.D included) going against the second elite tier, nearly dying to the third elite tier, the fourth elite tier healing, and the last elite tier being destroyed! Ascended shadow: I’m so impressed I have to give you the same rewards as before! The end! Elite Lych & Elite Bloonarius: Nooooooo! We were so close! Agent: I hope that nothing bad happens… Final cutscene: Last hope Elite Lych: Y-y-you! I’ll be back! Even if I’m banished yet again! Curse you, and the filth that brought you into this woooooorld- Agent: We did it! Unstoppable squad: Another of their higher-ups has been sealed forever! Elite Lych: I may be in the dark prison no matter what I do, but I’ll bring you with me as well! Chains of darkness, pull them into this prison! Agent & unstoppable squad: We can outrun them! Elite Lych: Pull harder! Agent & unstoppable squad: Noooooooo! Wait? We’re alive? Yay! Ascended shadow: That was a close call. Agent & unstoppable squad: What!? You’re here!? I thought would never do that! Ascended shadow: I am occasionally a rescuer. I saved you two because we’ll need you. What are your last words for this mission? Agent: We all did great! The actual end!

3:23 This advice was physically used to beat bloonarius ranked sub 40 seconds(it only counts how long you’ve fought the boss) along with other stuff, to defend the other rounds, but first strikes would work

7:26 *E* *A* *T* *M* *Y* *B* *R* *I* *T* *I* *S* *H* *M* *A* *X* *I* *M* *U* *S*

This is genuinely at the same level as Alpharad, if not arguably better, why don’t you have more subs

I found this dude a day ago and now he has more sense than the videos he make and MAKE MORE GODAMN VIDEOS I LOVE THEM BECAUSE MY BRAIN GETS MORE KNOWLEGDE

Max level Idot should be a boss and his final form is super explaining

9:03 OH GOD! there is a chicken with a knife

The way he says blon is adorable to me

"lets see how many nuclear warheads i can launch before the un finds out" Had me dying lol😂🤣

heya

7:32 S T I K B O M

“Oh yeah sticky bomb!” No truer words have been spoken

This content is fucking great I love the high energy delirious ramblings

this man humor is at another level

I’ve rewatched this whole channel way too much lol

4:49 epik speech

“And a sticky bomb” He knows

It's so hilarious, that he uses a banana farmer and auto-collecting farms XDD

I love how Kiwi Ninja is a Kiwi.

7:33 “Quick stic bomb”got me rolling 😂

funniest btd6 youtuber i have seen yet, good job

7:54 this hits different after twosday

0:20 the big *b l o n*

Subbed, this content is impeccable

this video made me laugh multi times this was so much fun to watch

"i dont care i already know this" *not even 5 seconds later* "whats a paragon?" Best couple seconds of the video

He should be a better teacher then most teacher

you are one of my favorite btd6 youtubers

I feel like you got exactly the thoughts and everything to get big on youtube

if you use the power of fruit snacks you could use that power to defeat the lych

On radio: Here it is! It’s not too strong though, so I think you can take it down! Dispatch of it! Tier 1 message

You are amazing keep the great content friend

"give me the apex plasma monkey thing" 7:33 QUICK! STICK BOM!

Bloonarius :eat my footy maximus me dyeing: THIS BOY IS UNDERESTEMATING MAX

No matter how many times I watch this Its still funny

“OH YEAH SHTICKY BOMB THATS GOOD!” -CLASSIC

New favorite Bloons KZfaqr

Max: i already know all of this Max a second later: what's a paragon

You deserve more subs ngl

Bloonarius: Don’t make me kill you!

“You can’t beat me, I have a gun,” big blon that made monke sad

Fun fact the apex plasma master was already known even when the bloonarius came out

4:26 whoa

It is criminal the number of views versus the number of subs for you man

This is montage of god. I loved that montage

You diserve way more subscribers!

Who knows that the paragons towers is actually a 5-5-5 tower?

his accuracy is better than the Arizona ranger but Marty robbins ascends the spiritual plane

Im happy they brought back bloonarious cant wait for vortex dreadbloon and blastapopulous

you deserve more subs g

Ur the funniest btd6 player I've ever seen

Great video keep up the good work

You remind me of T3RROR! I love ur vids. Keep it up!

heartwarming, life-changing, useful, other. 5 out of 5 stars

4:10 And there are 9 stalkers watching your every move, and I’m one of them!

Man is a genius he uses a farmer on marketplace

And that’s it. Never get old

That emotion when he says “First strike time”

Nice content dude, you’re hilarious

this guy is the definition of hilarious

Oh thats the noise that wakes me up at night

4:16 yes a perfectly normal time 4 am

Ngl idk how tf I got here and I don’t know why I continued watching but I really thought that when I looked at your channel you would have at least 1mill +

Finally the long lost brother of Dragoon

This guy is unhinged and I love it

wow he defeated me... Edit after 3 Years: I dare you commenters below to do 10 push ups for a free cookie Edit after 4 months: yeah the truth is the replies from other bosses is that were friends and when i'm not active or vortex is not lych gets to Control and then replies to people

Can't wait for you to do an hour-long rant about random things in life.

Max: Apex Plasma Master *to many words* gimmie it. *SUPER PLASMA FAN CLUB JUST EXISTS*

Honestly thought this was probably one of the most funniest BTD6 videos in a while, thanks for that.

3:06 you mean slightly annoyed

My first time watching you and good content

This is a masterpiece

4:05 The 9 means it's Paragon Degree. Its paragon degree depends on its power, and the most monkeys you sacrifice for the paragon. The more degree will be obtained. About for bosses, you might need Paragon Degree 30 - 100 For any Normal boss. And you might need Paragon Degree 50 - 100 for any Elite boss, since the elite bosses have YET more health than normal.

Fun fact: the balloon Darius whatever you call it just a retextured B.A.D balloon but stronger

This this video makes my day better

The return of the king

Make vid about asserting your dominance with your voice when?

5:05 if you say so…

That's a masterpiece

4000 years later in a nutshell Bloon God in a nutshell

This is too good for 300 views

4:56, eXcUsE mE, iM AuTiStIc, sO tHaTs OfFeNsIvE!!11

A fricking fungu spawns a giant moab class bloon

Well done getting to 70k🦆🦆

6:11 HUH HOW DARETH OF THE

3:43 made me choke on my own spit (because I laughed too hard)

"Face me you fool, you are no match for me. Goes to pause the game:Okay, What do i do!!??!"

Love you're videos from Montenegro

I'm on mobile so i lag when i play bloonarius

If having a paragon degree 9 means you have 9 stalkers watching you then what about a 100 paragon degree

I enjoyed seeing this bloon getting deflated after what it did to me i shall now try to assert dominance

I love ur videos bro

1:21 *_You just got Round 63'd_*

sometimes he takes things too literally sometimes he does the exact opposite thats why i like Max

Worlds largest pimple:hah you suck Monke with a suit:SHUT IT

Love to see this finished up but sadly i cant play it cuz i dont have Adofai for pc but if i can i 100% would.

3:33 XDXDXDXDXD