Calling Adaman and Irida "the himbo-bimbo duo" is so fucking funny.

Can’t wait for Jan to react and insult every slight inaccuracy!

Having been present for The Roasting of Reddit Boy, that thing deserved its own video. The short montage in here does not portray just how long it went on for or how determined chat was to find the right words to obliterate the soul of a character from a kids' game.

I just want everyone to know, that Jacob didn't wanted to do post game with Volo. Chat literally had to bully him into it. You all are welcome

Ingo being one of the scariest trainers in Hisui is so perfect though.

Jaidens deaths: they carried the team for so long and we were really getting used to it so this caught us really off guard (probably a tear or two) Jacobs deaths: sure we lost him but what else would you expect?

I felt threatened enough when Jacob said "don't check the video length" that I didn't, so I could stay suspenseful, and man, was it ful of suspense

I really like how Legends Arceus Nuzlockes really put an emphasis on the "Pokémon are horribly dangerous creatures

I love when he does nuzlockes it’s so entertaining and he is hilarious playing it

Alpha has been streaming like a mad man and has been uploading like one too. I'm really happy for it and how diverse the content is. It's been helping me through a rough transition time honestly

Damn, he wasn't kidding. "If we end up going deathless, ill just say it was part of the challenge in the video."

It could only become more impossible if we saw Bianca walk on screen

I never thought that you’d be able to make legends arceus a nuzlockeable game. Great job!!

That Hamilton reference was the most fitting line I have ever heard in a KZfaq video... We love Jacob's incredible writing!

7:45 he looks like he uses how much karma he has as a pickup line

Just the moment at 18:17 deserves the like on the video.

What did we do to deserve multiple videos in the span of 3-4 days Father Alpharad!

As Jacob closes out the year, he will soon have a fresh 365 days to fly into the sun, lose Mario Party tournaments, and listen to antiperspirant jokes.

Love how he cut out the part where he lost in the middle of the challenge but kept going for content

I expected Alpha to die at each boss (and maybe a couple random times) and have to restart the whole thing but he'd just fast forward to where he lost

Glad to see Wipe Out bravely take over the Alpharad channel after Jacob's tragic death.

Alpha is close to 3 million subs so naturally he’d be willing to hold people at gun point to achieve that goal

The editing in this video was next level! This one felt different!

3:56 I've never seen the dupes clause count for the whole evolution line, that's brutal

Alpharad legit becoming a Nuzlocke poketuber

The holding non subscribers to gunpoint was way too funny

I remember Alpharad was streaming and allow chat to write the script for a video. Regardless what happened at 1:00 had me dying great video.

17:37 “Reddit Boy survives by living on a prayer” I feel like Reddit Boy is very active on r/Atheism so that might not be the best choice of words

Imagine someone just joining this channel and the first thing they hear is a death threat.

the real challenge for reddit boy was the friends he made along the way.

i love finishing a pokemon vod on his twitch channel and return to a new pokemon video on youtube. alpha has truly been blessing us with content

The fact that Alpha Rad couldn’t catch an Alpha Pokémon and name them Rad is sad

0:56 the first thing that died in this nuzlocke was alpharads thumbs, and they weren’t even nicknamed

An Impossible Pokémon Nuzlocke? If it’s an Alpharad Nuzlocke, he will make this Awesome.

Usually I consider the shiny clause to mean you can catch it and then immediately either box it or transfer it to a different game/HOME. Basically if you encounter a shiny, the entire run is put on pause until the shiny is captured (any deaths during the siny encounter are also non-canon). I also consider any battle in which you do not collect exp (battle tower, raids, world tournament, online battles for whatever reason) to also be non-canon. In the event that a team member falls in a battle, and then you are immediately dragged into another battle with an auto-healed team, The second battle is considered non-canon (the rival battle after the leauge in ORAS, and one of the Nemona fights in S/V right after a gym). This rule does not apply to the "escort segments" in the gen 4 games where the ally autoheals you infinitely. In those games, the party deaths dont matter, however, you are required to speedrun the area, and then go back through from the start again on your own.

1:10 I was not prepared for the dodge ball sound. Still giggling about it. Props to the editor

As Alpha once said: “The nuzlock only ends when I do”

Gigachad the Geodude lost to ice type glaceon. This is the Onix and jinx vibes again

Alpharad sometimes is his own worst enemy during these nuzlockes

15:24 I think he forgot to put the pokemon PNGs

Honestly the amount of things you have uploaded this week is insane. That's really incredible expecially with the quality of all of them

23:35 Hamilton reference?

"After we meet the himbo/bimbo duo" Irida is the himbo, Adaman is the bimbo. I do not take constructive criticism.

23:30 was this a Hamilton reference??? “Who lives, who died, who tells your story” is the hands down goated Hamilton song

Damn, this script/editing combo is really, it’s feeling like peak alpha in the best way. 10/10

the hamilton reference was perfectly timed, caught me off guard and i loved it, my hat goes off to you alpharad

0:39 I love how he incorporated DIO’s Eyes of Heaven theme in this-

I got in a car accident today, and watching this in the hospital really made my day (I’m fine btw).

Is it the 12 days of Alpharad? Because 5 videos in about a week and a half is amazing!

These daily uploads have been so nice. I love December for this

Cogita is goth mommy dommy waifu, his glances are 100% understandable.

Occasionally I forget that Alpharad knows Xenoblade. And then I remember because of the music, and I get my serotonin. The future was his to decide, and he decided to let the bodies hit the floor.

Very disappointed in chat for not naming that Heracross "Jacob's Dad" This may be a deeper cut reference than I feel like it is, but it's still one of the funniest things to come out of this channel and I'm sad it wasn't represented lol

After watching TONS of alpharad videos I think I can see when he’s setting up a joke or death for later. Specifically Gastrodon at 16:25. I’ll get back to this comment at the end

23:39 I WAS WAITING FOR THE HAMILTON REFERENCE THE FIRST TIME JACOB SAID "WHO LIVES WHO DIES" I PRAYED IT WOULD HAPPEN FUCK YESSSS

1:05 love the hyper light drifter ost. And great video as always

Reddit Boy is the kinda guy to wear an Ahegao hoodie in public

This is harder than most people that haven't played arceus. This is probably the hardest modern game ever. Good Job even attempting it!

Jaiden animations would be so happy to hear alpharad say that he grew attached to gastrodon

I can already hear Jan complaining about the encounter location shenanigans

finally someone overlevels their team to fight volo. a well deserved win

I watched as Jan would by pausing and asking the question "does he die here?" I've been stuck on 8:37 for 4 hours!

Jacob: (mentions the "Vaporeon Copypasta") Me, clueless: Huh, I've never heard of that copypasta, maybe I'll look it up. ... But do I really wanna know? The very first search result: "Vaporeon was literally built for human--" ...So that answered that.

11:42 i love this addition

I never thought this game would be nuzlocke able but honestly this is cool

something to remember about nuzlockes: the rules are self imposed, meaning that if you're not recording, you can break them without penalty

Dude the writing in this one is incredible, excellent work

I love how the stream titles are like “playing Pokémon with Pokémon challenges” and then the video is “the worlds most impossible thing ever on earth of all time?????? (not clickbait)

Alpharad is on a roll with all the recent uploads

I don’t blame Reddit boy it was his first time ever seeing a women before

3:05 "If this run was Christian Bale in Batman. This one is Christian Bale in American Psycho." *_Christian Bale hearing in the distance_*

Can I just say that I think Alphard has now understood the GOAT that is Umbreon. The defensive stats that rival gods means that if u play it right it dominates both giratinas.

Reminds me of my friends pokemon tournaments in highschool where we could only bring lvl 50 non legendaries and his last pokemon was a lvl 100 giratina named guaranteena to guarantee him winning the whole thing

Jan’s reaction is going to be GOLD

I love the hamilton references made throughout this banger video, amazing job and id love to see more!

Oh great, Jacob. Now I have to watch this entire video again to see if I missed any other Hamilton references, or if it was just the one at the end. "Who lives, who dies, who tells your story" is not the most expected reference. Definitely not expected in a pokemon video. Well done@

I’m convinced alpha does speed before every nuzlock

I always chuckle when people say this game is impossible to nuzlocke... it was my first nuzlocke and I beat Volo. Hope you make it mate (posting this before watching)!!!

the upload schedule is amazing and I love it

I love Alpharads pokemon content. Its always at treat

Every one of these devolves into another one of Jacob's spiraling superiority fantasies 🤣

God my guy is really putting out content at every single second. And I'm loving it!

DUDE this editing is SOO good

Jan *cracks his entire body and starts to say his intro menacly*

I can't believe alpharad already nuzlocked the new pokemon games 😳

the fact alpharad OF ALL PEOPLE killed MULTIPLE POKÉMON but still kept my favourite pokémon luxray alive for that long of a time makes me happy :)

Genuinely I almost cried when I had to battle Volo 😭

I love the call to action bit though, Jacob screaming "I'm not fucking around this time" while his little avatar holds a gun is just hilarious. Wish I could subscribe twice but Google refuses to let me make a second account

I still can't wrap my head around Alpharad regularly uploading.

Switching pokemon faster than in Pokemon Ranger

The ending was absolutely perfectly. I physically laughed out loud.

AHH SEEING MAINSTREAM VOLO CONTENT RN IM AAHHHHHH I LOVE HIM SM IM SO EXCITED TO SEE HIM AGAIN AHHHH

0:40 DIO's theme from Eyes of Heaven sounds good for Volo

Alpha chill out, we can’t have you get burnt out so fast

This is such an impressive nuzlock, well done

10:36 Thanks for reminding us that Ash and Pikachu can finally rest

A Hamilton reference in a 2022, almost-2023 Alpharad video? More likely than you think, apparently :D (This is about 23:41 BTW)

It's been a good week to be an alpharad fan

Mechanically this game makes the least sense to nuzlocke, but story-wise it makes the most sense

I’ve been looking forward to this