Atul Khatri on Pakistan and China
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5 жыл бұрынOne of my first stand-up videos from past which were not uploaded on my KZfaq Channel but on EIC Channel.
I know some of you would've seen it there but old is gold - just like me :-)
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@kanishkaggarwal2235 4 жыл бұрын
The china thing is happening now..... And in even larger scale.. Anyone from 2020....
@weebkanojo9696 4 жыл бұрын
2020
@satyamjha3208 3 жыл бұрын
@blackcoffeeaddict 🙄
@amaana3758 3 жыл бұрын
ना कोई घुसा था ना घुसा है। झोंपड़ी वाले के पछाड़े में जब तक प्रेशर ना आवे ये स्वीकार न करेगा।
@AdnanKhan-hv5hi 3 жыл бұрын
Modi 😂
@ethandcosta1870 3 жыл бұрын
@blackcoffeeaddict Oooh nice :D
@whatifoundtoday5126 4 жыл бұрын
People who didn't get " I only eat Italian " Sonia Gandhi is from Italy...
@unicornglamour3582 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody knows
@whatifoundtoday5126 4 жыл бұрын
@Riya ASMR because of your comment I watched this video after 6 months and it's still funny..
@whatifoundtoday5126 4 жыл бұрын
@Riya ASMR hmm
@weebkanojo9696 4 жыл бұрын
Yessss🤣
@marvelgamezone4958 4 жыл бұрын
Antonia mino
@fashionstock2152 5 жыл бұрын
This is old video😅..but that Bharat Mata ki JAI which went to Afghanistan in Tora Bora was hilarious...😂
@riyabhosale6104 5 жыл бұрын
Still hilarious
@yashagrawal88 5 жыл бұрын
It is illogical.
@muazzamshaikh6249 5 жыл бұрын
He must have said this to be more hilarious "The people in tora bora be like kon bola jai bhen ka loda" like if this is more hilarious!
@yashagrawal88 5 жыл бұрын
@Chandravanshi Kshatrana 🙄They are so illogical that they are not even funny. Good jokes are not like these.
@yashagrawal88 5 жыл бұрын
@Chandravanshi Kshatrana Jokes samajh me nahi aana aur jokes ka illogical/bekar hona alag cheezen hain.
@manusarda 3 жыл бұрын
I only eat Italian was a mic drop moment. Truly savage 😂
@BhoopeshBhola01 5 жыл бұрын
Why re-upload,but this was hands down your best video till date,I remember each and every line till now,even shared with it a lot of people when it came back then
@AtulKhatriComedian 5 жыл бұрын
Ya I left EIC in July 2017 and some of my videos lying on their channel and wanted the videos on my channel. Lot of viewers have still not seen it
@dhruvtrivedi3998 5 жыл бұрын
Why did u leave EIC but?
@surajverma-em5zp 5 жыл бұрын
@@AtulKhatriComedian thanks for reminding sir😁
@mgangwani1 5 жыл бұрын
That was also a time he used to be funny
@BhoopeshBhola01 5 жыл бұрын
@@mgangwani1 Don't judge too fast man,he was the best in EIC and still is.If you don't find 1 or 2,videos funny you can't just say that he has lost it,ek 2 movie to bade se bade actor ki bhi flop Hui hain.Like let people do their own thing don't judge too fast,I am sure the Netflix special will going to be a blast.Best of luck to him I am a big fan.
@kunwarsahab7661 3 жыл бұрын
"Just Armed with our DSLRs and Handycams!" Yeah that's true.😂😂.
@user-ne7nn2df2m 2 жыл бұрын
he meant he would capture them as photo inside dslr and handycams
@AtulKhatriComedian 5 жыл бұрын
Also guys - Last month I released my 30 mins special on Netflix 'Comedians of the World'. Please watch that.
@rupabhandarkar4892 5 жыл бұрын
watched it already sir
@AKKI305 5 жыл бұрын
Stop uploading old videos again...and post some new for fans of ur comedy like us
@shouryabhardwaj2359 5 жыл бұрын
No
@samirmehta07 5 жыл бұрын
@@AKKI305 read the description first and then speak
@mamtabensiddhavat5305 5 жыл бұрын
Sir you are legend! Loved your content :)
@studytime3232 3 жыл бұрын
"I only eat italian" That's it 🔥🔥you made a new fan with thys ending joke
@adityavgoyal 5 жыл бұрын
Even a re-uploaded video is funny when its Atul Khatri sir. Love from Kolkata.
@Prikuni 5 жыл бұрын
I think we all know why he re-uploaded this! 😛
@Kai-qq1eu 5 жыл бұрын
PRIYANSHU KUMAR no did he leave eic?
@hemabhkamboj 5 жыл бұрын
@@Kai-qq1eu was that sarcasm?
@peerdox2275 5 жыл бұрын
Pulwama
@ashwinraghunath4453 5 жыл бұрын
Guys read the description 😑
@sandeepkumar-ng9rn 5 жыл бұрын
Why u idoits make fun on our own Indians & pakistan may be belongs to which country who making fun & laughing on his shit jokes also useless fellows
@princraj9904 5 жыл бұрын
Using the heat of public and diplomatic marketing strategy.
@devvrattshah3338 5 жыл бұрын
You do realise that this video was uploaded a week ago, right. Right?
@princraj9904 5 жыл бұрын
Devvratt Shah and when does the attack happened buddy 😏
@gilfoyle2344 5 жыл бұрын
Thats how SEO works
@jayeshk.d.3429 5 жыл бұрын
The video was shot years ago.....
@teethsticker3810 5 жыл бұрын
Just sit and laugh na man
@jawadamin3439 4 жыл бұрын
This man is amazing. I'm glad he trolled both countries equally. Love from Pakistan!
@jamshaidtariq2192 2 жыл бұрын
If you have ever been to wagha , you'll know how fabricated this is!
@MrAmitsingla 5 жыл бұрын
Zabardast 'Aakram' 'Mainland china' & 'Italian' were the best.
@geekmails 5 жыл бұрын
It's AKRAMAN, which means ATTACK..
@adityasaha7272 4 жыл бұрын
That line ' I only eat Italian' hit me 5 secs later, and I kept on laughing for 30 mins🤣
@kshitijranade5281 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is seriously underrated😂😂
@aseth9541 5 жыл бұрын
One of the sets I watched when getting into Indian comedy. Still one of the best ones, great work!
@ujjwalsinha6685 5 жыл бұрын
Getting into indian comedy? I guess u r an indian and talking like indian comedy is some foreign thing which does not belong to you
@nishilbright2007 5 жыл бұрын
@@ujjwalsinha6685 he could be into foreign comics and not be into comedy before this at all. So why assume? Being an Indian doesn't force you to start with Indian comedy lol
@ujjwalsinha6685 5 жыл бұрын
@@nishilbright2007 yeah it doesnt force us.. But he referring to his own country's comedy and comics as if they r some foreign thing.. Nowadays it has actually become cool to directly love everything which is western and not even knowing what belongs to our own country
@xengbrofficial 5 жыл бұрын
Re-uploading at this time. Taking advantage of the situation. Good strategy to earn views!
@avatansdubey 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong in that.
@yatinmittal7776 5 жыл бұрын
That is even what i was thinking....
@akshaymnag8576 5 жыл бұрын
XENGBRO So???
@blessednotlucky1543 5 жыл бұрын
Does it matter even?
@bugitout4833 5 жыл бұрын
On youtube Every person Come for views and subs Only So If A Guy Want To show his talent There Nothing wrong in that
@Ram-or6yk 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAH BY FAR THE BEST COMEDY I’VE SEEN. Just shows how similar Pakistani’s and Indians acc are. Love from Pakistan!
@ed07-sssj 2 жыл бұрын
Love from India. ♥️ Very true we are all the same. Screw the politicians who have messed it all up for years and are still upto their mischief till date. 🙏
@comedianvikasThakur 5 жыл бұрын
नये लिफाफे में पुराना माल बेच रहे हो कमाल की दुकानदारी 😂😂😂👍
@sheerazanwar9773 5 жыл бұрын
Sindhi hai na😂😜😋
@Jnaga199 5 жыл бұрын
You sound like a pissed off comedian who never made it.
@sujitgate4288 5 жыл бұрын
@@Jnaga199 😂😂
@karandullet380 5 жыл бұрын
comedian Vikas Thakur 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@storiesbynaveenbhandari4433 5 жыл бұрын
Bro u nailed it 😂
@er.pratiksawant 5 жыл бұрын
As he said in this video's description, OLD IS GOLD
@nisargagain 5 жыл бұрын
Old is gold, wagha border joke sounds as fresh as i heard it for first time 😂🤣
@HarshalRabari 5 жыл бұрын
Seen you today first time in you tube ... After watching your2/3 videos...Now i am a big fan of yours Atul sir ....🙌🙌🙌🙌Hats off to you sir.
@TaleDVerse 5 жыл бұрын
I have seen This already, but how much ever I watch this, it makes me laugh harder,you're amazing, and old is purely gold
@abdullahqureshi5251 3 жыл бұрын
This guy has done his homework 🔥🔥
@vikeshshetty5380 5 жыл бұрын
This bit never gets old. One of the best ones out there 👏
@Phoenix.219 5 жыл бұрын
Love watching this again and again...no one can think that a man of this age can make young men and women laugh....ur daughters must be feeling that u are a cool dad
@dnaruka1307 11 ай бұрын
Umm..he's not 90!
@vishwanathanravishankar6834 5 жыл бұрын
Before saying it’s a reupload just read the description
@vishwanathanravishankar6834 4 жыл бұрын
Rakhi Acharya that’s so true
@VishalSingh-jb5lp 5 жыл бұрын
I've watched all your videos and have been waiting for a new one since then, you're the best English comedian.
@mahipalrathore7190 5 жыл бұрын
Great I had seen this video long ago and u posted it again 5 days ago. Great u r really sindhi.taking advantage of the moment.
@bibekrulez 4 жыл бұрын
people say atul isnt funny but this made me laugh so hard
@rajm6080 Жыл бұрын
Dude, you are so funny. I can watch your skits over and over again and I crack up like crazy.
@prajwaldapse3828 5 жыл бұрын
Best by you till date, omg this was so so funny 😂💕
@prathameshwalavalkar2346 5 жыл бұрын
After so long, thank you.
@aayushraghuraman5023 5 жыл бұрын
Amazing! Atul Ji you are gifted with the art to make people laugh
@svk4543 3 жыл бұрын
I am Indian & visited Lahore once. I was at a dining room in a hotel glad to be seeing pak tv. At 6:30 the room filled up with dozens of bearded pakistanis leaving me scared. Then a waiter went to the tv and changed to Amritsar tv for wonderful old hindi songs. All of us watched as one for the 30 mins. & then the pakistanis filed out smiling.
@gopalprasadpatel3525 3 жыл бұрын
Your relatives live there???
@Biswarup_d 5 жыл бұрын
One minute of silence for those who thinks it's a new video.
@FunjollyWood 5 жыл бұрын
Half Pakistani 😂❤️🌗 Love from across the border.
@binayaknag6154 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best sets ever. Too good.
@Riyaayaa 5 жыл бұрын
I haven't heard something this relatable since a while. 😂
@provakarroychy1535 5 жыл бұрын
This bit never gets old!
@Debangshu 5 жыл бұрын
Uff...laughed my heart out....😂
@preyasharma4296 5 жыл бұрын
I've watched it many times. I am still in splits watching this 😀
@arunavdikshit1905 5 жыл бұрын
Why have you left EIC ?? You are the best comedian and sir it helps me a lot to overcome the sadness that SST gives me during the exams 😂😂
@pratikp1361 5 жыл бұрын
I just rewatched it yesterday but why did you reuploaded ?
@dishant6734 5 жыл бұрын
Pratik Patel see the description
@tahirbhasin7838 4 жыл бұрын
That Italian reference though 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ashishseru9563 5 жыл бұрын
This is an old video , some 3 yrs back ig . But this has been ur best video I hv ever seen.
@NikhilPatil647 5 жыл бұрын
one of my favorite comedian
@jalayshah2532 4 жыл бұрын
His way of saying BC is hilarious😂
@alizanazir4185 4 жыл бұрын
there was nothing to get offended .. thou it was for fun I enjoy it ..love from pak❤
@sarcasticmind1765 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you 🙏 Appreciate it 🙏 peace 🤝
@alizanazir4185 4 жыл бұрын
@@sarcasticmind1765 most welcome❤😊
@salehamehmood5209 4 жыл бұрын
Hi love from India😄
@monjir8707 4 жыл бұрын
@@alizanazir4185 he did to both 9f us 😂😂
@witelightninggamingandmore8168 4 жыл бұрын
Hope this peace remains constant and no bc comes and ruins it. Love to my bro living in pak
@YuvrajSingh-xw2ki 3 жыл бұрын
'Akraman' part was so hilarious...
@kunalnaker692 5 жыл бұрын
Yeh Wala inti baar Dekh chuka hu , but still gets me every time
@tanuj.k 5 жыл бұрын
A re-uploaded one!! But whenever you listen to this, you will laugh till ur stomach aches!! 😂😂😂
@shreyaaas 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my God...hell after a long time I've laughed so much...
@devanshsanghavi9999 5 жыл бұрын
Finally after long time great to see u
@cheegum6296 3 жыл бұрын
Sindhi from Pakistan here. You're an inspiration Khatri saieen!
@ishmeetahuja6169 5 жыл бұрын
It's like its recorded once again With atul having his clothes changed 😂 I wonder if the laugh is also prerecorded!
@pulkitsankhla6438 5 жыл бұрын
Good old days when jokes on PM were okay. 😂😂
@syedkhulaidhasan475 5 жыл бұрын
Now we can't ask about what he has done in his tenure because he not a PM he's gone dictator. We must be aware about this situation. Hindustan ki "" JAI"" Afghanistan tk🤓👏👏🙌🙌
@whateverwhatever. 5 жыл бұрын
@@syedkhulaidhasan475 Ya but he's working very hard compared to every other P.M . The world is crazy about him so why should we hate him?
@vayunlohani441 5 жыл бұрын
@@whateverwhatever. Because his tenure was no different from congress .. only difference was that congress spreaded corruption and polarisation secretly while BJP did it openly... Like modi but dislike BJP
@utkarshjoshi2872 5 жыл бұрын
@@syedkhulaidhasan475 Modi hater spotted...
@syedkhulaidhasan475 5 жыл бұрын
@@utkarshjoshi2872bro we are not terrorists. We are citizens of INDIA. The way you are projecting us don't do like this because consequences will be harsh , "Aag se mat khelo beta" .
@UmeshYadav-le1tm 5 жыл бұрын
I really like your content and the way you present it. You have got that X factor for comedy. carry on. God bless you.
@nisargparikh4907 5 жыл бұрын
The "I only eat Italian" got me... Great man great
@sarfarajnawaj1997 5 жыл бұрын
Jo log puch rhe hai k ReUpload? kyo..... To zara Description padh lijiye😉
@AdityaGupta081199624 5 жыл бұрын
He re-re-uploaded this hahaha. Sindhi Sala.
@priya8381 4 жыл бұрын
Read the description 😂
@tarunbalchandbhaimulchanda6929 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I am Sindhi But Great comment 😂
@AdityaGupta081199624 3 жыл бұрын
@@tarunbalchandbhaimulchanda6929 😅😅 Hehehe
@rk1821 5 жыл бұрын
Bhau chaaa gayaaaa, what a perfect video n awesome timing.
@Serenity-jm2pv 5 жыл бұрын
The grip, timing and delivery!!! Excellent
@financewallha 5 жыл бұрын
I think indians are happy because they are indian💗💗💗
@anshuverma7777 5 жыл бұрын
True😊
@salmanahmed9054 4 жыл бұрын
I am very happy to be Pakistani.
@neerajnerkar6094 5 жыл бұрын
Reupload?
@AtulKhatriComedian 5 жыл бұрын
Ya I left EIC in July 2017 and some of my videos lying on their channel and wanted the videos on my channel. Lot of viewers have still not seen it
@Iamfalconsingh 5 жыл бұрын
We need this
@sagarsanjaypawar5048 5 жыл бұрын
This is my first time to listen you sir It was amazing💞
@princeasimathur 5 жыл бұрын
this is the first stand up I saw on KZfaq
@srushtikadam2156 5 жыл бұрын
I hope you have hired a couple of bodyguards after this.
@udayrathod3786 5 жыл бұрын
The sweet old times when Atul Khatri was one of the best Stand up in country. Now just the spokesman of congress
@shabsforever52 5 жыл бұрын
He badly trolled Congress when it was in power. Now he trolls BJP when it is in power. That's a comedian's job.
@hiidupiidu3292 5 жыл бұрын
Are you really this dumb or you’re just trying to look like it?
@shilpajain747 5 жыл бұрын
Keep doing this...we all love seeing you
@rishighai12 5 жыл бұрын
The last Italian joke was hilarious 😂😂😂🤣🤣
@discoveringgames318 5 жыл бұрын
Tf why reupload sir?
@TechTrader108 4 жыл бұрын
"I only eat Italian " - EPIC LINE
@limbuabhi2790 4 жыл бұрын
You are best sir 😎 Your expression,timing everything superb
@surabhipandit 5 жыл бұрын
After long time... Tooo good .. hope to hear new one soon
@advaitsubhash3410 4 жыл бұрын
"I only eat Italian".😂😂😝
@livelifelovelife6009 5 жыл бұрын
Is That Re-Uploaded One?
@nidhivishwakarma6148 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@livelifelovelife6009 5 жыл бұрын
@@nidhivishwakarma6148 i think many stand up comedian not taking youtube as career very seriously very less videos were uploading nowadays
@nishilbright2007 5 жыл бұрын
@@livelifelovelife6009 KZfaq is not the career for them in the first place. They only need KZfaq so more people come and pay to watch their gigs live. If they upload everything here what will they perform in multiple cities and countries
@maheshgowda3403 5 жыл бұрын
Too good sirji... complete Knockout...loved it..😍😍
@sameerasimha8534 5 жыл бұрын
I love watching all the videos .😊
@rachanabharati8845 5 жыл бұрын
Thats attari border not wagah border for indians..on pakistan side its wagah border. Since decades we are calling it by incorrect name😃.
@SirLancelotsSpear 5 жыл бұрын
Yup, no one listens !
@rachanabharati8845 5 жыл бұрын
@@SirLancelotsSpear not everyone knows😊
@SirLancelotsSpear 5 жыл бұрын
@@rachanabharati8845 well, now whomsoever will read your comment will know that. 👍
@rachanabharati8845 5 жыл бұрын
@@SirLancelotsSpear yeah☺
@rachanabharati8845 5 жыл бұрын
@aayush verma wait for what
@shwetapatil2008 5 жыл бұрын
Only eat Italian 😂😂😂😂yeh bada deep tha 😆😆😆
@ed4all33 5 жыл бұрын
“Dont u guys know I only eat italian”......wooooahhh !! What an ending 😂😂
@trumpetfriday8971 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the subtitles..btw which language besides Hindi is he speaking?
@sourabh_mishra 5 жыл бұрын
Old one.. But funny👌
@bosss8952 4 жыл бұрын
What if there was no one from South Bombay 😂
@samjhanagurung7898 4 жыл бұрын
That what i was thinking 😂😂
@silverzero9524 3 жыл бұрын
Then u say something like They requires special invitation else they dont attend only
@anannyobhattacharya3905 5 жыл бұрын
What a time to release this video, Sir!!! 🙂
@iamvanshchauhan 2 жыл бұрын
Even a re-uploaded video is funny when its Atul Khatri sir.
@mohitvazirani4204 5 жыл бұрын
Why are there no offended pakistanis In the comment section They don't have jio or what? Jk
@sarahqayyum9162 5 жыл бұрын
Because enjoying patriotic humour just as it is supposed to mean. Brilliant content.
@avatansdubey 5 жыл бұрын
They're busy down thumbing this vid. 943 so far to be precise 😁
@sarahqayyum9162 5 жыл бұрын
@@avatansdubey doesn't say that all are from Pakistan. Also, not everybody can have the same taste in satire.
@FawadKhan-pf4fg 5 жыл бұрын
We have don't have time for this crap ... We have a nation to build, I hope you guys start it too ... Busy looking at innovative ideas ... peace and love !
@Watchit1994 5 жыл бұрын
I dont think they ll know which language he is using they 'll be like janab yeh urdu to nahi hai
@shauryagupta9560 5 жыл бұрын
I think I've seen this video before
@vijayalakshmichawhan2469 5 жыл бұрын
This is one of your best gigs 😂😂😂
@purna8807 3 жыл бұрын
🤘🤘🤘🤘💯💯the politics part was legit man😂😂😂
@nitishhegde4591 5 жыл бұрын
What is your main intension of re-uploading of this old video....!?Athul sir..
@nitishhegde4591 5 жыл бұрын
@Kim sung Un Indirectly paisaa
@ramshanavaid576 5 жыл бұрын
Just to create more hate and market his views out of the situation... Well played strategy to hurt others and gains benefit for oneself
@varunpathak764 5 жыл бұрын
Look at the description
@nitishhegde4591 5 жыл бұрын
@@varunpathak764 Ohh thank you bro for giving me a world's best answer, I didn't know
@varunpathak764 5 жыл бұрын
@@nitishhegde4591 genuinely or is that sarcasm?😂
@aadyasrivastava371 5 жыл бұрын
What a strategic time to re-upload... 😂😂
@shubhamkrh 5 жыл бұрын
Finally Sir You Uploaded Video After 10 Months
@AmitNemaVlogs 5 жыл бұрын
You are just awesome man!
@nicku21negi 5 жыл бұрын
Copyright violation : This video belongs to a guy named "Horny Sindhi".....!!😁
@abhishekdas4612 5 жыл бұрын
4:56 it's not gravity of the situation it's magnitude of the situation 😂😂🤣
@anupludra 5 жыл бұрын
Bombay waala hai na ..... chutiya dosent know the difference !!
@abhinavmunnu 5 жыл бұрын
lehn ke bodo . phrase h. private college se engineering karoge yhi hoga
@abhishekdas4612 5 жыл бұрын
@@abhinavmunnu gandu tu kon sa IIT Bombay se engineering kar liye be
@vijayprakash1131 5 жыл бұрын
For some reason I thought I was having a Déjà vu but then while going through the comments I realized it’s reloaded....but still hands down enjoyed it thoroughly 👍🏼👍🏼
@rathnar3285 5 жыл бұрын
I came here thinking it's a new one xD ..but one of the finest stand up ....
@janjua376 5 жыл бұрын
Le real life *war Atul khatri *I WANT VIEWS
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