"Are you ready kids? Aye Aye Captain, I can't hear you. AYE AYE Captain" SpongeBob opening

Celine as a pirate captain is now my new favorite thing. "I quite like the sound of that. Captain Celine Aveross." Claire was her former first mate and now has her own fleet?! 1: That tracks. 2: That is fucking awesome! The Gallows Greene. That's fire. 🔥 Lisa is an old rival of Celine? Interesting! Hang on... are we an AU version of Lisa's listener, or are we a brand new character? Lisa's listener is part of Celine's court in the original timeline, and now we're on board her ship in this one... (Fumbling around to connect dots) (Making stupid theories) Ahh! This is so fun!

“Par-lehm….. puh-la-li-lay-lool…… par-le-nee…… parsnip…par-slay…..par… partner, pardoner. That the one parlay!” Loved the audio the sound of the ocean put me straight to sleep. Goodnight everyone.☕️

PIRATES *GASP* OH MY GOD I love pirate asmrs and this, This is amazing. Castle is feeding us THANK YOU SPOILER CAPTAIN CALINE WHATTT DAMN MOMMY

Okay, but the “That won’t be necessary,” “huh???🤨” Was amazing💀

I LITERALLY JUST WENT ON A BINGE OF F4A PIRATE AUDIOS WHAT IS THIS EXQUISITE TIMING 🏴‍☠️

bless whoever did the captions i love the little 'stage direction' parts and the ending bestie lets gooo

Parsnip...parsley...par...parley! Parley! Excellent audio, Castle, well done!

Girl you making me want a series of this lmao

Aw shit, here we go with August! Let's fuckin send it >:3 Sheridan? Hrrmmm. Merchant guard. Sugar trade. That must have been a hellish fight. GALLOWS GREENE GOD DAMN, TWENTY SHIPS?? Not sure 'good woman' and 'good pirate' mesh too well, but oh well I'm curious if some of the mentions are analogous to lore in real Glenwood. Do Liza and Celine actually have history, is there someone Claire murked named Sheridan? *CAN CLAIRE HAVE AN M551 SHERIDAN*???

OH MY GOSH IM OBSESSED I WANT MOREE OF CAPTAIN CELINE😍🥵

This audio was so tasty, where do I BEGIN! (/pos) Piracy is a good color on Celine, the backstory tension had me on the edge of my seat. I'm so excited for the rest of this month

This was so cool I want a part two of this so bad

Gotta quote the pirates of the Caribbean when you make a pirate audio...hey I don't make the rules

Alt August episode 1 . Bravo. This episode like the our good captain are prime!

YO HO YO HO IT'S A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR MEEEEE *post audio* I am so gay. Commentary below, as always: Omg those effects are EPIC! That accent ahhhhhhhh!! Oooh, everyone gets a pirate-edged accent this round. Neat! ….Are we gonna get tortured or spicy times? Cause that tone and those words gives two options. Chugging from a bottle like a proper lady pirate *swoon* Whatever you want it to beee OH GOD I SHOULDN’T HAVE IMAGINED HER BEGGING THAT WAS A MISTAAAAAKE! All this for little ol’ me? I feel special. ;) Oooop, be good and stay on the knees, yes ma’am. (That phrasing is on purpose isn’t it?) Do I look like a simp with a plan? I would absolutely get lost and get on the wrong ship. If I entertain her enough, do I get to live? (Our kind? Hm…) Ohhhhhh, we’re seafaring types. Nice! Oi! I prefer “cuddly” thank you very much ma’am! Rather take orders from you tbh. THE GALLOWS GREENE YESSSSSSS!! My knees always hurt, ma’am. AGAIN WITH THE PHRASING CASTLE!! Be whatever you want me to be, just preferably alive? Yeah, I remember what you said about Claire. The common sense comes and goes tbf. Wait wait I COULD BE YOUR JESTER! (And untie those hands, just ask) Not the way I wanted to be pinned by Celine, js. Are we marked or know a good stash? Ooop. Marked, then. Eh, I figured we’d go through a similar process… just with less death. LIZA BLACKTHORN OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE WE PLAYING SUGAR?! Ahhh, you two have a cat and mouse bit of fun going then? “Your girl” YEP DEFINITELY SUGAR (By the way that’s a repeat line start from “Who said anything about killing her” to “To begin with”) Am I gonna be your ship harlot then? …Yep. Ship harlot XD Make that Celine’s personal harlot lmao “Stand there and look pretty” instructions received lol God I love this woman. (Those effects remain awesome btw)

It kinda funny that Celine is much nicer as a vampire then she is as a human, regardless if she is a pirate in this one. After all, vampires aren't meant to be nice either.

Aaaaand here we go!

I am so hooked ❤ pun intended 😂 and did anyone else get the ‘he’s a pirate’ song from POTC in there heads while listening to this?

I fucking love this!!!! It’s so awesome!!! I’m so excited for this month!!

I was not ready for mean Celine

Holy shi, i love pirates!!! This is gonna be great!!

Guess we're going on an adventure huh lads

I want more pirate lore😍😍😍

Castle's multiverse is the best multiverse

Hitting us with the new characters are you? Nevermind im stupid i didnt read the title….

Hell yeah pirates! Always wanted to be a pirate

Yyayay here we. Go

LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

MY QUEEN

Amazing

So we are going to be Celine’s personal bed warmer until we find Liza l can’t complain

LOOOOOOOOOORE. Where does this fall on the timeline?

Interesting!

2:43 holy sh- your voice!

Ooh I wonder what will happen next

That was good

Really nice work I mean wow did anyone else now it was Celine or gust me

Do want cause a pirate is free you are a pirate!!!

I LOVE THIS! But I have a question: Is it going to be an alternate universe all month? Or are there going to be some normal episodes to?

Can you please make a part 2

Oh boy... This has all the makings of a malestrom... Or one insane love triangle...

Y’all it’s fucking August

Is the Listener sugar?😂

No one else questioned it, so im gonna assume everyone else already knows, but who is the first person that talks? The first pirate character before Celine starts talking. I assume its Genevieve but idk.

Hi!

I find it funny that I listened to this while playing assassin’s creed Black flag

Hey kris Samson over here so your caption magic fang Celine aveross of the denasik and I seem to recall you have someone name shawty that little goat girl looking your eye up and down that cannnon so I’m a nice guy so I’m gonna ask this only once where is ather island and can shanty take me there

Are you suuuuuuuuuure this is just an AU?!?!? 🥹 I would not say no to more pirate ladies. Also, the framework of Abby’s podcast glitching is 🤌❤