What do you think Aurane's gonna get up to in the Winds of Winter? Thumbnail Art by Naomi Buttelo: naomimakesart.artstation.com/projects/ybG6g8

I love how understated Aurane Waters was in Feast. Guy just comes in, is really hot but bastard born, Cersei gives him all this power and a shiny new fleet, then he just fucks off. No hint at any specific motives, no deeper philosophy to his actions, no idea what’s going through his head. He just comes in, rises and grinds, then dips. Sigma

Book Euron, please. Since the characters of the Crow's Eye, the Damphair and the Iron Captain are all but non-existent in the show.

One of my favorite minor characters! Hopefully the Lord of the Waters lives long enough for his loyalties to be revealed, the Stepstones do seem to be directly in Euron's line of fire, should he be attempting to claim the throne or get to Dany.

I've been rereading Feast & Dance interchangeably and something I noticed when reading Davos & Cersei's chapters is, Salladhor Saan abandons Stannis for the Stepstones around the same time Aurane catches the eye of Cersei, mayhaps the two are working together to shake the crown of all its worth. Also Aurane suggests that he take all the dregs of Kings Landing for his own crew instead of sending them to the wall.

Dany is definitely the most advantageous side to take for himself personally, especially if she marries him. Not only do their families have a long history and does he bring ships, but his personality appears to be exactly Dany’s “type” in romantic and sexual partners.

I’d unironically love to see you do a video on the pirates of the Caribbean, think of it this was a epic fantasy series that follows hero’s that still have depth and aren’t all perfectly good and have flaws, the world has magic and mystery with exceptional acting by the cast. Pirates of the Caribbean is ASOIAF And both started astronomically good and by the time their series ended the show/films had gone bad

Stannis believes all of Ned's trueborn children are dead. Given that the Velaryons still support him, Stannis doesn't seem like a man who would take lands and titles away from his most loyal vassal to give to a bastard.

I think he’s just a silly goose, a silly billy, a goofy lil lad.

Aurane seems like someone who'll wait it out and see who's victorious.

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If Aurane Waters, Aegon Targaryen, Lord Varys, and Arianne Martell, (and maybe Edric Storm) aren't working together I will be highly disappointed.

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Been a viewer of your vids for a bit now, just got to this one recently tho and it’s the most entertaining one I’ve seen by far imo, more like this please

Handsome is absolutely edible, especially when you serve Cersei Lannister 🤣 🤣 In the Game of Thrones novels, Cersei is a lot less clever than in the movies, and also a lot more boyish. In particular, the person who left the deepest impression on her was Crown Prince Rhaegar Targaryen (the eldest brother of the Mother of Dragons, the father of Jon Snow later). Rhaegar was so handsome that Cersei only met him once and wanted to marry him, only to be rebuffed later to return to incest with Jaime as before. Years later, Cersei is now the queen regent, ruling the kingdom because of her young son Tommen. She didn't want to use Tyrell's suggestions, so she appointed a bunch of scumbags herself. The most special of them is Aurane Waters. This man was an illegitimate son of House Velaryon - a family related to the dragon-kings of the Targaryens of old. Initially, he sided with Stannis, after Stannis was defeated at Blackwater (season 2 on the film), was arrested, then released again for swearing allegiance to King Joffrey. All of the above points to Aurane being a worthless bastard, even from the enemy ranks, not to be trusted. But just because he resembled the old Crown Prince Rhaegar (blond hair, silvery gray eyes) that Cersei began to fantasize and named him ... the captain of the navy, with a foot in the royal council. It is worth mentioning that Aurane is only one or two parts like Rhaegar. But Cersei still used him, even always thinking in his head that he wanted her, or glanced at her. What is the end result? Cersei poured a lot of money into building ships for Aurane to command, but as soon as Cersei was imprisoned by the Holy See, Aurane drove all those ships away, ignoring her. Tried to raise a pilot but failed miserably. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Talk about the Hightowers next

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Cant wait for everyone to be proven wrong when young griff is revealed to actually be the real Aegon, if we get winds of winter. Everybody asks like blackfyre is confirmed, when it’s just a bunch of reaches and headcannon

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Of all the politicians in Westeros, few have played it better than our Sigma Pirate King Aurane Waters. Imagine getting an entire fleet built for you just because you're hot, and then running off to dick around in the stepstones while your home country descends further into political turmoil. Truly a based play right there.

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make a video on Faegon

I like this character simply because he made Cersei look like an idiot.

Im pretty sure The Velaryons were major supporters of the blackfyres, or at least Some considering Daemon Blackfyres mother was a Velaryon. There is little and less known about what they did during the dance. I also find it interesting how one of Daemon Targaryens daughters married a Velaryon bastard (The Oakenfist) and another had numerous daughters with a Hightower lord and just like the Velaryons we really know very little of what the Hightowers were up to save for the fact that they fought on both sides.

He and Robert are the 2 biggest chads in the books

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House Velaryon low key is pretty cool so many based characters. Corlys the Sea Snake, Alyn Velaryon, and now Aurane Would be interesting if the current young Lord of the Tides were to bond with one of Dany's Dragons as well. 6 year old kid perhaps, but still the Velaryon Lord of the Tides nonetheless Would be interesting if Aurane is just trying to help out his family, but also wants to make his own name remembered as well. Perhaps he'll he the "cool bastard uncle" to his nephew, but that's just an ideal situation. If he were to ally with Daenerys, he'd be merely joining a Targaryen Dragonlord in an invasion of Westeros, like his Ancestor once did for Aegon the Conqueror. And, while I'm not sure how Dany plans to keep the Targaryen name, (Faegon being a likely fake) if she becomes Queen and marries Aurane as a Valyrian blooded (Velaryon) Prince-Consort then that helps solidify the "Blood of Old Valyria" she loves talking about.

i thought he could be young griff come to steal a fleet for the golden company

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Not including Velaryons in GoT show was a mistake imho. It's like not adding the Blackwoods... WHOOPS Btw what I think will happen is Aurane will deliver those ships to Daenerys, with -his big cock- his hand in marriage. And House Targaryen will have had married House Velaryon... again.... again again (they are practically the same House with extra steps at this point)

Did we... fell in love with the Velaryions? They were so meh to me.

He’s Stannis loyal cause the seige of Dragonstone is a shrodingers with regards to Loras and we don’t here of it’s castellan Rolland Storm Lord of Nightsong

Aurane Waters is Quaithe. 🤧

I think Aurane is going to back Connington's ward, Young Griff, who I hope is really a secret Targaryen. They're my favorite family in the ASOIAF universe and I want to see them rise up again. Right when House Targaryen is on the verge of being snuffed out, Daenerys and Aegon meet and fall in love, a similar Aunt/Nephew relationship that was portrayed on tv with Jon and Dani.

What is meant by the "sigma" of Westeros? I have never heard of that usage before.

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How could you sellout to Corlys Velaryon?

Shoutout to glass cannon

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Maybe he just wants to be a pirate. Answer to noone, enjoy the sweet life in the moderate klimate of the south, build himself up a little more, be a king... why even bother with Kings/Queens or Lords who will never really appreciate him

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No, a lot of people did not like them in house of the dragon, since most people don't like pandering and inaccuracies because of things like wokeness. But most people do agree most of the actors playing them did a fine job. Like the "bastards" scenr, absolute gold & shivers.

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My first thought wasn't "why didn't we see them in GoT", my first thought was "why do canonically white characters keep getting blacked in adaptations".

Tin foil theory Aloras is quaithe

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Just another part of the show that should have been expanded on. When Ser Davos and his son goes to negotiate with Pirates they should have shown them also trying to court the Velaryons and the Manderlys. I also just love how Stannis falls back on thing he learned in the Ironborn rebellion and knows that he may not have enough numbers to take the Iron Throne but it helps having most of the ships

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