Aussies Being Idiots: Fails Around The World
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@Bortfish Жыл бұрын
That dude who was harassing the street performer totally deserved what came to him
@toddburgess5056 Жыл бұрын
I came here to say exactly that.
@joe125ful Жыл бұрын
He deserve what he was sking for:)Simply..
@garyjohnson1970 Жыл бұрын
Never understood why people would harass a street performer!
@ttskyhammer9169 Жыл бұрын
@@garyjohnson1970 because some people are assholes
@brianartillery Жыл бұрын
What a prick. That smack in the face he received was a justified thing of beauty.
@marklott8235 Жыл бұрын
I love how people hold out there hand to try and feed or pet a wild animal and get bit and wonder why idiots
@spacelemur7955 Жыл бұрын
Most people have little to no experience with wild animals, and they think all critters are tame.
@carsonhunt4642 Жыл бұрын
City people lack common sense around nature/animals lol
@eggsbenedict7711 Жыл бұрын
Tbh the one with the fox was just a little bite due to curiosity, not really trying to hurt him. My cat does that all the time when my hands smell like food
@spacelemur7955 Жыл бұрын
@@eggsbenedict7711 It's still stupid, as you know what a tame cat means. The fox bit to get the guy to drop the food. The guy is lucky the fox didn't really chomp down, which the cat knows is a mistake. The fox hasn't been so conditioned. Also, who knows what disease that fox might be carrying? Admire wild critters, don't try to be buddies.
@eggsbenedict7711 Жыл бұрын
@@spacelemur7955 i know. Although my cat really knows what she's doing... But anyways, at least the fox was just being curious
@Dacarwhizz Жыл бұрын
Guy who called over the fox changed attitude reeeaaal quick.
@Num1MarioFan Жыл бұрын
I need that og video dude.
@Hirnlego999 Жыл бұрын
He grew up fast
@soullessnight6539 Ай бұрын
Hey beautiful
@mga_lani Жыл бұрын
I love how the street performer at 10:51 gave that dude what he deserved, but stayed in character in the process 😂
@sandyn3384 Жыл бұрын
He looks like the same asshole who got a beating by Mike Tyson on that plane. Don't feel sorry for him for a minute.
@pauls466 Жыл бұрын
He didnt give him enough, he deserved more.
@vanhattfield8292 Жыл бұрын
Agreed, I was actually hoping one of the other people watching would have stepped in or at least said something, but unfortunatly it didn't happen.
@gerggerggy7757 Жыл бұрын
I cant stand arrogant people like that. Im glad that performer popped him.
@casbot71 Жыл бұрын
FYI Australians check for spiders as an automatic reflex … those that don't are never spoken of again.
@flipflopping Жыл бұрын
That's what I hear also. From my understanding, the Australian trap-door spider is one of the most, if not THE most, venomous spiders in the world. I will pass on that.
@giddus78 Жыл бұрын
@@flipflopping Funnel-web Spider
@otto85521 Жыл бұрын
@@flipflopping How can you tell if an animal is poisionous in Australia? ... see if it moves.
@picklefart Жыл бұрын
Didn't learn the spider check from being American but I sure did learn it from living in the middle east. Camel spiders are things of nightmares.
@christianoliver3572 Жыл бұрын
We do it in Texas as well for spiders but more specifically for scorpions.
@LHyoutube Жыл бұрын
4:09 - Guy with the fox went from extreme animal lover to extreme animal hater in the space of just a few seconds! 😂
@m4nt1c0r3s Жыл бұрын
Yeah approaching a wild animal like that is a really smart move, i guess he watches too much animal planet where they dont show the "bad" stuff :D
@user2C47 Жыл бұрын
Probably because he knows how inconvenient it is to get the rabies shots again.
@WontSeeReplies Жыл бұрын
Thank you. That person is me/us. Obviously the fox mistook his hand for food, but I go 0-100 quick.
@thepolitewierdo Жыл бұрын
What did he expect? A fox tea party? It’s wild animal!
@springtrap1796 Жыл бұрын
That one was my favorite
@rhemyella Жыл бұрын
As an Aussie who lives out in the bush, most of these are pretty normal but I had to laugh at the border collie with the toaster, wtf? 🤣🤣🤣
@IrkenExile Жыл бұрын
I had to rewind that one twice to make sure I wasn't seeing things
@acehandler1530 Жыл бұрын
Somebody's been toasting pork pies again, pfft!
@lmajor7843 Жыл бұрын
i know! LOL! i have a similar breed and he does stuff like that:picks up random objects and takes them to his place to investigate. He can entertain himself for hours until the object is in shreds or pieces. i think i'd better go hide the toaster...
@mondavou9408 Жыл бұрын
Just think how good that must smell.... It looks like a little critter with a tail, but unlike other animals it doesn't run away and tastes like toast.
@christinawells2024 Жыл бұрын
Oh my word, bless you. I just couldn’t handle the spiders.
@DrCoomer_1 Жыл бұрын
4:14 is just a perfect depiction of Australian life, wild life comes up to you, you then greet it and treat it like a pet, it tries to eat you, then you swear at it like it's your child who just broke your new TV. And so continues the cycle of Australia
@BigJFindAWay 7 ай бұрын
Yeah but some of the stupidity is monumental. Everyone knows you don’t feed goannas from your hand as they can’t distinguish between hand and food.
@malcolmgeldmacher4998 Жыл бұрын
I don’t blame the guy at 3:08 for freaking out! But he got me with “Again!” Lol! 😂 how often does this happen to him!?
@mikek7660 Жыл бұрын
I don't even understand what happened at all
@mikek7660 Жыл бұрын
@@noi000 thanks. Yeah I realized something fell on him after rewatching fullscreen but assumed it was a spider or something lol
@marcelo20xxxx Жыл бұрын
In another longer video it shows the rat jumping at him one time before...
@gabrielleblackett3594 Жыл бұрын
It happened to him like 2-3 times you can see the full video on Ozzy man reviews
@user-lf8tu1zn6u Жыл бұрын
So funny lol what was that lol
@colomboharrison Жыл бұрын
The worst nightmare of life: finding a giant spider in your shoes ... scared to death
@jimmyb1451 Жыл бұрын
Happens all the time. We never put our boots on without first banging them on the concrete.
@AtheistOrphan Жыл бұрын
Even worse is finding a spider so giant that it’s WEARING your shoes. 🕷 👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠
@Hugo_Hendriks Жыл бұрын
I threw my Phone away 😂
@kaasmeester5903 Жыл бұрын
In Australia that is called "morning". But it's the land where every single little thing is actively trying to kill you.
@robot336 Жыл бұрын
You know if you see a spider on TV you will see one at home SOOOON ... IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT .. IT HAPPEN'S TO ME EVERY TIME MATE .. 😲😲🕷🕷🕷🕷😰😰
@damodardas219 Жыл бұрын
At 10:45 statue cowboy sucker punching the punk was the most satisfying of the clips.
@SK-xc6cd Жыл бұрын
Watching this reminded me of how uniquely Australian we all still are (despite globalisation) and how much crazy wildlife we deal with all the time without batting an eyelid! Keep it up Ozzies!
@High_Caliber Жыл бұрын
Shout out from Canada...also feeling the brutalization of the globalists. We're going to keep on being polite, and you guys keep on being awesome. First round is on me brother!
@SK-xc6cd Жыл бұрын
@@High_Caliber Cheers mate. I love Canada and Canadian people 🇨🇦 You guys have the most beautiful country and flora/fauna and like the Ozzies are super easy going! All the very best 🍻
@mehere8038 Жыл бұрын
@@SK-xc6cd "Ozzies"? Are you an ostrich?
@gerardhall2352 Жыл бұрын
Shout out from Belfast Ireland buddy and have a nice day dudes
@LauraS1 Жыл бұрын
@@High_Caliber I love Canada although that's the only place I've ever been mugged on the street. They were very polite about it. They only took the Canadian currency and left my US currency AND my US birth certificate (back when that's all I needed to get in and out of Canada prior to needing a passport) then politely returned my purse. LOL
@jwood8397 Жыл бұрын
This is pretty much a list of all the reasons I couldn’t survive in Australia 😂
@deletesoon70 Жыл бұрын
No shit, hammers flying all over the goddam place, no thanks!
@joe125ful Жыл бұрын
Me:Reason to not travel there:)Ever.
@AlexBamZ Жыл бұрын
Live more southern around Victoria and you’ll get less spiders especially in the winter
@Rekuzan Жыл бұрын
Everything is upside down, on fire, flooded, and/or trying to kill you.... I could save time & money and just go visit Florida for all that and I wouldn't have to stand on my head!
@davegoldspink5354 Жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂 This video was nothing I’ve lived in far North Queensland home of huge salt water crocodiles, Cassowaries, drop bears, Irukandji jellyfish, stone fish and a long list of other deadly bitey and stingy things.
@chauncyquest2779 Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at 1:34 when the motorbike guy took a moment to check out the Sheilas and then crashed
@germaxicus6670 Жыл бұрын
That could have easily been me😂
@broyds1993 Жыл бұрын
It was like ohhh yeeeah, ooh fuck!
@donniev8181 Жыл бұрын
Yeah went from looking cool to looking fool in less than 2 seconds lol.
@civilprotectionunit8145 Жыл бұрын
That's just me whenever my cat attacks me for no reason.
@kimberlina238 Жыл бұрын
Thats a typical Aussie man..My Ex crashed my car checking some chick out.. It costed him $5000 and in the end he told me after checking her out it really wasnt worth the perve 😅..lol.. Dont perve and drive that should be a new Aussie road rule...lol
@BiffTech05 Жыл бұрын
As an Aussie, I 100% endorse this episode. Welcome to Aus mate, this is just our way of life.
@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531 Жыл бұрын
Gotta respect you fellas, that is some truly top-shelf failing going on.
@rscott2247 9 ай бұрын
I didn't see anyone drinking Swan lager or Victoria Bitter ?
@callanbarclay1248 9 ай бұрын
Victoria bitter is the worst beer I’ve ever had
@jdillon8360 Жыл бұрын
The funniest: The guy on the scooter crashing into the caravan. The most satisfying: The street performer smacking the annoying idiot in the face. So good.
@dunjak111 Жыл бұрын
4:10 That fox was so nice. It just never leaned how hard it may bite, until it hurts a human.
@admittedlycarter3844 Жыл бұрын
Nah the dudes just a wuss. If u look the fox barely touched him at all.
@sandman0923 Жыл бұрын
I know. You pet a wild animal an are surprised when it bites you?
@MartijnKusters Жыл бұрын
@@sandman0923 It didn't even bit hard, just a gentle nibble. Man overreacted way to much.
@IamKat3 Жыл бұрын
It’s probably thought you were giving it food😭
@saulgoodman7509 Жыл бұрын
3:07 the "Again!" sent me. 🤣 How does that happen more than once?
@skylined5534 Жыл бұрын
Ask the rodent doing a base jump onto his head 😂
@trudygreer2491 Жыл бұрын
Because Australia!
@elizabethclose4863 Жыл бұрын
The chicken walking on the cement=comedy gold.
@GameZedd01 Жыл бұрын
1:32 "awh yeah" *1 second later* "ahh fuck" killed me 😂
@OpenLogicEFI Жыл бұрын
2:18 OMG she had no regrets so hard she went for the finishing move. 🤣😂🤣
@taylormorris_ Жыл бұрын
That finish move was so goooood hahaha
@trudygreer2491 Жыл бұрын
I was expecting Blondie to grab her by the pant leg and pull her into the mud and start slugging!
@MarquisDeSacks Жыл бұрын
7:51 I don't know exactly why; maybe it's the perfect combination of the stupid costume and the beautiful sound of the impact, but this one just absolutely killed me! 🤣
@dracomaster4 Жыл бұрын
Not just the impact, but even the sound of the wheel screeching for a split second too!
@kyleeisenhauer5501 Жыл бұрын
I watched that bit 5 times and laughed harder each time I watched it.
@skwabo Жыл бұрын
Ha ha who does that in a costume when they can't see?!? 🤣
@LunaWolf6891 Ай бұрын
So proud to be an Aussie, we really do have a great sense of humility and humor. We are wild and free.
@alphaareus Жыл бұрын
Genuinely stoked to see an entire video based on Australian fails. Ahhh, I love my country
@littlemisslovli Жыл бұрын
The guy with the fox is such an asshole. First off: It’s a wild animal. If you put your hand out, you might get bitten, it’s how a lot of them investigate something. And second, that fox barely bit him if at all. If it wanted to hurt him, it easily could have. It was most likely just being inquisitive/curious (Like foxes usually are)
@Arthur_Morgan_007 Жыл бұрын
It was hilarious. 😂
@ironhornforge7970 Жыл бұрын
Feral animals here
@CHLOCHLOLP Жыл бұрын
hes just making sure wildlife know to fear humanity and dont get too comfortable. Its for their own survival 😂
@AnonymousTranquility Жыл бұрын
Last I checked foxes aren’t endemic to Australia
@CreatingNull Жыл бұрын
I think it was a dingo ay.
@2011blueman Жыл бұрын
Official Slogan: "Australia, the land where everything tries to kill you, including your mates"
@droy333 Жыл бұрын
If they don't succeed then they laugh at you.
@kaasmeester5903 Жыл бұрын
Yup, even the street mimes...
@Ladrinne Жыл бұрын
I heard they called that "the devil's playground"
@feather1950 Жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣😂
@RictusHolloweye Жыл бұрын
@Aussie Pom - Danger is an aphrodisiac.
@gewhiz1494 Жыл бұрын
The little rodent thing that bit her hand looked like a muskrat. They’re pretty dangerous. One time when I was super low on life a muskrat killed me in red dead redemption 2. Be careful out there.
@spacealotle3540 Жыл бұрын
Thr rodent looking thing was a quokka only native 2 Australia I would know cuz I'm aussie
@watchmovie9354 Жыл бұрын
lovers of unexplained mystery, strange disappearances, I just subscribed to the mysterium investigation channel. The narration is captivating and the stories are full of intrigue
@floffy6286 Жыл бұрын
its not Aussies being idiots- It's Aussies being Aussies
@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531 Жыл бұрын
We got some of that in the Americas too - another dumping ground for Commonwealth criminals back in the day.
@nathanial7249 Жыл бұрын
@@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531 well, australia is the worst of british society
@dantemadden1533 Жыл бұрын
@@nathanial7249 best
@nthgth 9 ай бұрын
We're both the result of former Europeans whose lives sucked, said "fuck this," and decided to do something about it
@PositiveVibes-lw7gl Жыл бұрын
I fuckin love Aussies from their antics to their accents, they’re the most entertaining to watch/talk to.
@strawbslimes Ай бұрын
The way the wheel went 🫠 cracked me up 9:13
@KindInMind Жыл бұрын
That spider mom actually scared me xD
@Zlomnik_official Жыл бұрын
8:17 once a jolly swagman jumped into a billabong
@FoathTV Жыл бұрын
0:33 - When I stayed with some friends in America, every time we left the house I instinctively banged my shoes upside down on the brickwork outside before putting them on. My friends looked at me like I was crazy when I told them I was checking for spiders. Who's crazy now, Chris?
@malloryg4251 Жыл бұрын
That's funny, I'm from California and my dad always taught us to bring our shoes indoors, and if we didn't, shake them vigorously. We constantly had unwanted intruders.......
@bury_the_elite65294 Жыл бұрын
Even NZers look at us strangely when we do that - I went camping in NZ with some friends over there, they couldn't work out why I was looking under my tent for snakes (ICYMI there are no snakes in Aotearoa aka New Zealand).
@xStillborn Жыл бұрын
Where I'm at we check them for scorpions before putting 'em on.
@munkustrap2 Жыл бұрын
FINALLY...a benefit of living in Massachusetts...no spiders the size of dinner plates sleeping in my shoes!
@christinawells2024 Жыл бұрын
I’m from the US, just moved from Texas to Illinois. Went from rattlesnakes to brown recluse spiders. I was shocked the amount of brown recluses we have up here in IL, didn’t see too many in Texas. But that’s nothing compared to what y’all have!!! Stay safe!
@NinjaPurple4life Жыл бұрын
I love how every Aussie gets bit, approaches, or sees the scariest animals 🕷️ 🦘 🦎 and they just laugh it off or go like casually “Oh hey” 😂😂😂 meanwhile I’m sweating from freaking out because I saw a small spider on my ceiling 😂
@IJ-E36 Жыл бұрын
I'm an Aussie, this one is so relatable 😂
@JoeMama-fl9fb Жыл бұрын
I love how aussies are always drunk and having fun despite every living thing around them being deadly. “Aaaahh, **** off croc, I’m ****ing swimming here mate”
@shauncobain6271 Жыл бұрын
Considering where there are little crocs there’s bound to be big crocs I’m convinced those lads are not swimming in their local.
@catgoesboing Жыл бұрын
i am definitely not the stereotypical aussie, i am shit scared of spiders
@balung Жыл бұрын
@@catgoesboing Avoid the Top End then, mate. Here's its Snakes and Salties.
@artvandelay1099 Жыл бұрын
That's why they're always drunk. To deal with everything trying to kill them. All the time. I'd be drunk all the time too.
@mehere8038 Жыл бұрын
@@shauncobain6271 when I went on holidays to the top end, one of the waterholes we went to with a tour had a bunch of little crocs in it. Tour guide said they were fine to swim with, they were freshies & showed us the trap that was set up on the way in to attract the bigger salties in case they came by, so no, small ones doesn't necessarily mean bigger ones are in the same water, bigger ones are actually caught & moved, little ones no-one bothers with, cause they don't cause any dramas. I actually tried to get a photo of 3 of the little ones, but they swam away as soon as I entered the water near them :( (and when I say "little" they were probably close to my body length in their length from nose to tip of tail, so much bigger than the one in the video, but mouths were still too small to eat me, so they didn't want to be near me)
@saleenstringfellow9148 Жыл бұрын
I love how the dude got so pissed off at the fox.. like bro what did you think would happen?! 🤣🤣
@historygrad7493 12 күн бұрын
That spider at 3:34 will give me nightmares. I'm not afraid of spiders here in the US, but Aussie spiders and most of your wildlife frightens me! You all hit the lottery for all the most dangerous animals in one place, but I think Australians are the best people to take them all in stride with a laid back attitude and easy smile. Much respect! 😊
@MM22966 7 ай бұрын
10:48 "Are you like one of those American mimes that can't move or smile, no matter what somebody does to you? Blewahaha!!!!" *POW!!!!* "No, sir! Australian mime, sir!!!"
@zacklewis342 3 ай бұрын
As an American, I approve of this inverted reference.
@kx1260 Жыл бұрын
4:10 dude didn't even get bit hard at all. If anything it was a small nibble he was just mad the fox didn't perform the way he wanted it to.
@user2C47 Жыл бұрын
Still needs rabies shots. No exceptions.
@g.sergiusfidenas6650 Жыл бұрын
That one with the living statue is such a classic, so satisfying.
@chippyl3331 Жыл бұрын
I don't know what people expect when they're trying to hand feed a WILD ANIMAL!!🤪
@missraye7165 Жыл бұрын
That could not have been a more Aussie intro clip lol nicely done 👌
@Jigoat Жыл бұрын
I love Australians! I don't think I've ever met one in life... Everything I see about them makes me happy! Even the silly mistakes!
@jjaus Жыл бұрын
How do you do? Now you have.😄
@hp4546 Жыл бұрын
You can come visit, we tend to all hang out in the same place ;)
@Ofthe7thSon Жыл бұрын
G’day mate, you’re always welcome down under - but just remember, most things here are out to kill ya, spiders, snakes, sharks, jellyfish, plants, the heat, etc….but not guns….
@genericamerican7574 Жыл бұрын
@Andy or rabies 🤞
@Yourmommyisbusy Жыл бұрын
@@Ofthe7thSon oh that's just great! If the wildlife doesn't get you, the criminals well. Sounds like an amazing experience.....NOT!!! I just stick where I live, less things to kill you and I'm able to defend myself with a gun if it came to that.
@jayk7422 Жыл бұрын
The guy hitting the blue spray can... that’s hilarious 😂
@ashakita3363 Жыл бұрын
He suddenly became Scottish. 😂
@user-zj5ii2he6q Жыл бұрын
FREEEEEDOOOOOM!
@dantemadden1533 Жыл бұрын
Average Tradie in Australia
@eastoz 2 күн бұрын
That kid on the scooter hitting the caravan... Gold
@firebert123 Жыл бұрын
I'll be honest, this just made me want some Aussie friends to hang out with
@TheDramacist Жыл бұрын
10:52 **applause** 👏 👏 👏 😏😌
@yumnaapta Жыл бұрын
5:50 "you put paint in there?" *proceed rub+applied it to the nose😭😂🤣
@joe125ful Жыл бұрын
Not fun at all i mean how he can clean that stuff later????
@yumnaapta Жыл бұрын
@@joe125ful naahhh.. it's funneh cuz he got no skyuull😂😂😂
@fredererpower Жыл бұрын
Then the next one happens to be someone who gets paint all over themselves
@terrifryday3641 10 ай бұрын
05:55 his workmates laughing at him is why i love this country. Love our banter
@ajward9112 7 ай бұрын
4:18 - arguably the most underrated clip
@TheRealReasonYourDadLeft Жыл бұрын
the guy who was checking out the girls and then crashed had me dying😂😂
@fleetwoodsoup7443 Жыл бұрын
*OH YEA--*
@lancerevell5979 Жыл бұрын
Seeing all those deadly Aussie spiders makes me think, our Florida gators and pythons aren't so bad. 😆
@hdmccart6735 Жыл бұрын
As an Aussie, those pythons are nightmare fuel!
@skylined5534 Жыл бұрын
What if there spider-pythons?! Or Aligatarantulars?! Gahhhh!
@bury_the_elite65294 Жыл бұрын
@Lance Revell Wolf spiders & huntsman spiders aren't that bad. It's the Sydney funnelweb (especially the female) & the Red-back spiders that are the biggest danger :/
@bury_the_elite65294 Жыл бұрын
@@hdmccart6735 our Carpet pythons aren't that bad. Our venomous snakes, that's a totally different story - I live on the outskirts of a major city, not far from bushland, and it's somewhat common to spot them in warmer months.
@munkustrap2 Жыл бұрын
The spiders the size of a dime that we have here in Massachusetts freak me out...the Aussie spiders are things of nightmares 😳
@ianfrederickson1327 Жыл бұрын
As an American, I want to say thank you Aussies for always doing the dumbest stunts and messing with the deadliest animals. You keep the Earth interesting.
@user-me7xi3ge4q 2 ай бұрын
You're welcome mate
@dominicforget2657 Жыл бұрын
0:04 Kangaroo: AAIII-YAH!!! OOOWWWWWW!!!! IT HURTS!!!
@Markus_Andrew Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the spider clips, I'm an Aussie and I'm watching this right before bed. ...Actually, I think I'll stay up tonight. Who needs sleep anyway?
@adrianwilson5950 Жыл бұрын
LOL! I'm in America and the Aussie spider videos keep me awake at night too.
@theriddick2735 Жыл бұрын
Who needs sleep? Well, for a starter, spiders don't! Hahaha. Sorry about that mate.
@Redman2910 Жыл бұрын
Huntsman's are harmless, they just want to eat your household bugs and stay the fuck away from you. It's those cheeky Redbacks you gotta worry about 😂
@malloryg4251 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, my biggest fear on earth is spiders of any kind, but especially big ones!! My husband passed on this compilation, he says he doesn't need more nightmare fuel! LMAO
@user-ql2ow2nr3k 5 ай бұрын
the other night as I was getting into bed, I was rudely accosted by a rather nasty black spider crawling across my pillow. I hate when that happens.
@Boobalooo Жыл бұрын
1:04 Police siren and whistle perfectly synchronized 😂
@theguywhoisaustralian1465 7 күн бұрын
1:41 I love the other kid who was like "come on men, we can get through it"
@FailArmyCentral 4 ай бұрын
Watching this video reminds me that sometimes, the best way to learn is through other people's mistakes. Thanks for the laughs and valuable lesson on what not to do!
@bradleyedwards9244 Жыл бұрын
Paint in ya sunscreen 🤣🤣🤣 That's pure Aussie
@CovidConQuitTheCensorship Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I loved that one lol
@Alex_Eicher Жыл бұрын
10:15 the seagul is named „Charlie“ … „Charlie bit your finger… and it hurts“…
@Jackie89000 Жыл бұрын
7:32 whatever company made that TV should be proud.
@caleb.m5589 Жыл бұрын
4:45, "Ah ya F***ing idiot" x9 times haha!
@BamBam-3886 Жыл бұрын
Finally, people get to see some Aussie action
@Jigoat Жыл бұрын
You guys are awesome!
@dlkline27 Жыл бұрын
You Aussies are too much. This is one of the funniest videos I've seen. God bless mate.
@limelesstimes9593 Жыл бұрын
That man was so gentle with the fox with a angelic voice and soon as it goes for a nibble the devil comes out lol.
@saylasgrivz Жыл бұрын
4:39 Certified Australia moment
@jadesmith6823 Жыл бұрын
The doggo and toaster 🇦🇺🤣
@stevie-ray2020 Жыл бұрын
.....Oh, crumbs!
@hawkeye3441 Жыл бұрын
3:50 is why I’m never going to Australia 😂
@uhtred7860 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking "just spray em with fly spray" then i saw momma and upgraded to a shotgun :-)
@StarHorseLover2012 Жыл бұрын
I'm not afraid of spiders but that is truly terrifying.
@tbandz9423 Жыл бұрын
The kangaroo in the first clip 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AngelWarr10r Жыл бұрын
@0:32 That's his shoe now...and it's a nice fit I might say 😶😂
@SethKash Жыл бұрын
Hey man, what’s up with the prehistoric spiders over there? God Bless the Aussies they’re tougher than well rope!
@hyacinth2942 Жыл бұрын
4:23 that fox only nibbled lol 😂
@nickedmonds4486 Жыл бұрын
06:54 What it would look like in the Australian kangaroo apocalypse!🤣
@ceb9159 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the spider-jumpscare, my Heart ist flipping out of controle😂🔥
@Durwood71 Жыл бұрын
Kangaroos jumping on your car, giant spiders in your shoes, birds attacking you as you ride your bike, roach infestation in your wall phone... Yeah, I'm never visiting Australia.
@deutschlandsverige7408 Жыл бұрын
Same
@remyogun8270 Жыл бұрын
don't forget about Eagles trying to kill paragliders and the giant man-eating Crocs! Yeah....I'm never going there either...
@skylined5534 Жыл бұрын
Getting shot in the face for being 'confrontational'... you can keep the USA.
@VSBerlina Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a normal Aussie day to me 🤷♂️
@Durwood71 Жыл бұрын
@@VSBerlina Precisely my point! I really don't need a normal day to include shaking disturbingly large arachnids out of my shoes.
@ta8905 Жыл бұрын
It's the spider nest INSIDE the house that got me!! I can't even imagine!!
@christinawells2024 Жыл бұрын
I’d move. There’s no way!
@TMVFUNNYFAILS 3 ай бұрын
Never thought I'd look forward to watching fails until I found this channel. Stellar content!
@carolann. Жыл бұрын
0:26 what did he think would happen?
@ItzTheMrMan Жыл бұрын
The fox had the softest bite and even he was still threatened
@rustyshakleford5230 Жыл бұрын
Foxes aren't the ones you have to worry about. Moose have the strongest venom in the animal kingdom but their fangs aren't long enough to pierce human skin.
@clickbaitproductions9876 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that fox did not deserve to get yelled at tho
@yeoldstickinthemud9570 Жыл бұрын
Did it even bite? I watched the part like 5 times, it looked like the fox didn't even close it's mouth at all. Hope it wasn't for the views. If so, poor fox.
@LimitedCheetah Жыл бұрын
@@rustyshakleford5230 But if you make a loud screeching noise the moose will fly away.
@rustyshakleford5230 Жыл бұрын
@@LimitedCheetah that's actually just a myth. Moose only use their wings to attract a mate and then the female bites the males wings off after the egg sac is fertilized.
@EvanG529 Жыл бұрын
6:00 He looks like Braveheart
@julieholmly Жыл бұрын
4:09 the guy screaming “oi!” in the backround😂
@Pizzpott Жыл бұрын
4:20, wasn't even a bite, it was an exploratory touch to see if it was food. This was a horrible man who just scared the shit out of an animal who simply struggles to survive every second f it's life.
@artstylejutsu2004 Жыл бұрын
I thought it he seemed nice as well
@lauranarce5539 Жыл бұрын
poor fox
@KevinSmith-yo8qb Жыл бұрын
Actually they are vermin here.
@christinawells2024 Жыл бұрын
It was definitely a love bite to me. If he wanted to maul that guy, he would have.
@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248 Жыл бұрын
The laughter on this one is off the charts amazing and funnier than the act itself. 5:58
@bookfaerie23 Жыл бұрын
5:17 - I have those same blocking mats! Only mine aren't flying off the back of a pickup at another vehicle 😆
@Thatguy-xs9ge Жыл бұрын
as a South African I love the Aussies, cool blokes , and they now how to keeep up with us in drinking
@sashigrace Ай бұрын
Being an Australian, half of this stuff (mostly the spiders, magpies and kangaroos, although it gets a lot worse than what is allowed on KZfaq) is quite normal
@ThMindFdr Жыл бұрын
Startled and getting mad cussing Aussies are the best Aussie's🥰🥰❤️🤣
@ironhornforge7970 Жыл бұрын
Everyone knows we Aussies have more fun, it's just more chill here 🤠
@kimberlina238 Жыл бұрын
Yeap, hearin ya..😃
@nicholascrow8133 Жыл бұрын
The Sheila tripping over the bowling alley gutter had impeccable timing!
@nthgth 9 ай бұрын
Here I am, under the impression that humans are the dominant species. There's Australia, going "nah mate, we're just here while the animals allow us."
@theusher2893 Жыл бұрын
Australia has four seasons: Summer, Monsoon, Spider, and Aggressive Kangaroo.
@brirose230 Жыл бұрын
Gotta say, this makes me proud to be an Aussie 😎 We’re a fun (and sweary) bunch 😂
@mohmoony3918 Жыл бұрын
"You **** idiot!" Dad was my favorite.
@OGbluetooth_ Жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking while watching this video, y'all are some funny people
@GorGob Жыл бұрын
and little racist
@LateralTwitlerLT Жыл бұрын
That guy getting a hammer thrown at his windshield probably laughed the loudest. "Wow! this is fun", I'm sure he yelled.
@JIMDEZWAV Жыл бұрын
ME2 , GOOD TO OTHER AUSSIES FKING UP NOT JUST ME MAAAaaaAAATE 😃😃
@peanut-butter-duck Ай бұрын
4:14 bro went from loving to violence 💀
@asktoseducemiss434 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVE the spirit of the Aussie people!.....and their foul mouths as well
@raizencore Жыл бұрын
Aussies and animals are such an iconic duo, I can't! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@robot336 Жыл бұрын
GOOD ONYA MAAAaaaAAAaaaAAATE AUSSI AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI !! 😃😃🎈🎈🎆🎆🎇🎇✨✨🎉🎉🎊🎊🎈🎈
@robot336 Жыл бұрын
You know if you see a spider on TV you will see one at home SOOOON ... IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT .. IT HAPPEN'S TO ME EVERY TIME MATE .. 😲😲🕷🕷🕷🕷😰😰
@hedkace Жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVE the spirit of the Aussie people!.....and their foul mouths as well 😂😂
@Adam-118 Жыл бұрын
Trying to pull a forklift out the grass with a fourwheeler. Priceless.
@beauwilkin9532 Жыл бұрын
It's a well earned stereotype that we're proud off.
@christinawells2024 Жыл бұрын
Amen!! They seem so fun and just go with the flow.
@CovidConQuitTheCensorship Жыл бұрын
Thanks 🥰
@CovidConQuitTheCensorship Жыл бұрын
@@beauwilkin9532 absolutely, we wear it like a badge of honour 🤣
@callanbarclay1248 9 ай бұрын
As an Aussie this shows how charming we are awesome
@geoffreyvosloo9186 Жыл бұрын
All of them seems reasonable, but the doggo with the toaser? What the actual 🤣 that cracked me up 🤣