Auston (A Maple Leafs Parody) - Adam Jesin & Jesse Glowinsky

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6 жыл бұрын

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE RIGHTS TO THE ORIGINAL SONG GASTON THAT THIS SONG IS A PARODY OF, NOR DO I OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE BACKING TRACK THAT WAS USED. ALL RIGHTS BELONG TO THE ORIGINAL WRITERS AND PERFORMERS.
Auston - Jesse Glowinsky
Leafou - Adam Jesin
Original Lyrics, Vocals, Video Production: Adam Jesin & Jesse Glowinsky
www.adamjesin.com/
digitizeguys.com/
Audio Production: David Henriques
LYRICS
Auston:
Who does that goalie think he is?
He has tangled with the wrong Leaf.
Leafou:
Darn right!
Auston:
No one makes saves on Auston!
Glove side? Five hole...those usually go in...
I just couldn't bury.
Leafou:
More Gatorade?
Auston:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm pooched.
Leafou:
Who, you? Never!
Leafou:
Gosh it delights me to see you Auston
Shooting your favourite puck
All of the guys want to feed you Auston
Those goalies are just sitting ducks
Teammates and fans all adore you Auston
You're everyone's favourite Leaf!
We hope that one day you'll be captain Auston
Our U.S. born commander in chief
No one's slick as Auston
No one's quick as Auston
No one handles their favourite stick like Auston
'Cause we've waited so long to bring Stanley
Back to the streets of Toron-to
You can ask any Mitch. Jake, or Kadri
And they'll tell you who's team they prefer to be on
No one wins like Auston
Tapes their shins like Auston
In a fidget-spin match no one spins like Auston
Auston:
Yes my fidget spinner is exhilarating!
Leafou:
My what a guy that Auston!
So go bar down and wear a suit
The boys all agree that you are such a beaut
No one snips like Auston
Lets it rip like Auston
No one looks out the window on trips like Auston
Auston:
I'm especially good at my power skating!
Leafou:
Bauer skates for Auston!
Auston:
When I was a lad I shot 400 pucks
Every morning to help me get lean
And now that I'm grown I shoot 500 pucks
So I'm roughly the size of Sundin!
Leafou:
Oh my!
No one scores like Auston
Works the boards like Auston
No one wins rookie scoring awards like Auston
Auston:
And the Maple Leafs soon will be dominating
Leafou:
My what a guy!
Look at him go, that's our guy!
Austoooooooooooon
Oh what a guy that Auston

Пікірлер: 94

@hannahkcd 6 жыл бұрын

i keep coming back to this...and i love it every time

@Balakey8 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@mckennaj-h8446 6 жыл бұрын

Idk how I ended up here, but I’m glad I did

@Shivani-lo5uq 2 жыл бұрын

None of us do

@frankpetizian1316 6 жыл бұрын

Back to the streets of To-ronnnnnnn-to 😂

@worstusername 6 жыл бұрын

I didn't even make it to the song before laughing hysterically

@tylerlittlejohns7306 6 жыл бұрын

Never knew I needed this until now

@emilylynen1423 2 жыл бұрын

The mood after this year's 60 goals and heading into round one at home with Tampa!

@krazykraig2791 6 жыл бұрын

Keep up them leafs songs we’ll need for the playoffs this year

@jacobosborne1982 6 жыл бұрын

Krazy kraig #GOLEAFSGO

@arseniclemonade3335 6 жыл бұрын

Krazy kraig hehe. Go Boston

@angiemassis967 6 жыл бұрын

They already lost:(

@alexgiggles5025 5 жыл бұрын

Jacob Osborne y’all going to th wild card.

@ahlgrens901 4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit! I'm not a maple fan or anything..just passing by listening to funny songs, but the editing in this video is next level amazing! Just wish Auston was half as good ;D

@tysongroves1782 6 жыл бұрын

Your so Good at parody’s can you do more blue jays parodys

@jacobosborne1982 6 жыл бұрын

Tyson Groves ya but also leafs still

@tysongroves1782 6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Osborne Yeah

@calebmiller0516 6 жыл бұрын

My family listens to this before every game I have a 2 and a 5 year old and they can sing every word

@jesseglowinsky 6 жыл бұрын

Caleb Miller love it!

@coolrunnings414 2 жыл бұрын

That's adorable!

@dayfree7 6 жыл бұрын

ausTON

@thatguyjomo1351 8 ай бұрын

Back for another year

@kyledechau5955 5 жыл бұрын

"Those goalies are just sitting ducks."

@jabelevators5525 4 жыл бұрын

Those goalies are just sitting ducks hahaha 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@odellsky436 5 жыл бұрын

Aus-stawn

@kelliemoon2796 5 жыл бұрын

Mitch is my favorite Leaf... then Morgan and soon it will be Tavares.

@Blancior-id1um 4 жыл бұрын

I LOVE MAPPLE LEAFS FOREVER

@mcleafsfan9135 6 ай бұрын

0:16 If there was a remastered version of this, gatorade with be switched with biosteel or prime. Most likely the latter.

@jonnyswab12 6 жыл бұрын

Fantastic as always bro.

@darwn977 6 жыл бұрын

Great work

@yoguy2k7 5 жыл бұрын

Well this is just delightful.

@IanMcCutch16 4 жыл бұрын

No more Bauer skates for Auston

@dayfree7 6 жыл бұрын

fuckin brilliant

@vincenzoprior4037 6 жыл бұрын

very creative !!! its awesome

@garethgeldenhuys7733 6 жыл бұрын

So good

@fdannn6926 6 жыл бұрын

Spectacular.

@samueldanche5203 6 жыл бұрын

Awesome I love austin and nice to put sundin in the video

@citizenshane8932 4 жыл бұрын

Auston has been my favorite player but you can’t have him without Mitch and vice versa. JT is obviously beloved, Rielly is solidified, wish we kept Kadri, MeLander is finally starting to do what he’s paid to do, Anderson is an incredible netminder, Kapanen is reliable, Muncin & Barrie need to step it up, we have so much talent yet we keep coming up with these miraculous wins like the other night in Tampa. Nobody’s protecting Auston, JT or Mitch, feel like #2 needs to take on more of an enforcer role but regardless we need someone to protect our stars. #34 is gonna head to Phoenix after his contract is up for obvious reasons but he might stay if he knew he was properly being taken care of by our 3rd and 4th liners. He should not be taking the hits and injuries he’s been taking. Hyman almost always shows up to play. Keefe needs to find the chemistry behind the bench cause Dubas left all the weight to hinge on a young group of players which isn’t fair to them at all. We’re not gonna go far playing this style of hockey. Go Leafs Go!!!

@krysa8538 6 жыл бұрын

Omg in love with this video❤❤❤

@dereklangan8180 2 жыл бұрын

owwww LEAFS 2022

@benmcintosh2218 6 жыл бұрын

It sounds like Olaf

@krysa8538 6 жыл бұрын

Awesome! Might cover this song or the Blue Jays song 💙🔥

@mckennaj-h8446 6 жыл бұрын

Not this Leaf fans favourite player. My favourite is Andersen

@livpenwell5120 6 жыл бұрын

McKenna J-H SAME HERE

@tml4e1 5 жыл бұрын

Do a Carey Price parody

@isamalik5128 5 жыл бұрын

This is great

@capitalsfan7413 5 жыл бұрын

Im a Penguins fan. But i also love Auston and the Maple Leaves

@Balakey8 5 жыл бұрын

*Leafs

@capitalsfan7413 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks lol

@citizenshane8932 4 жыл бұрын

This should have got way more attention. We’re gonna pounce some Panthers 🐆 tonight. Go Leafs Go!!!

@amandajohnston508 6 жыл бұрын

Luv it!!!

@colefahey9032 6 жыл бұрын

Bravo

@ruqayahrahaman1047 6 жыл бұрын

Auston

@tai2230 2 жыл бұрын

No one chokes like Auston.

@tanyabaranoski1748 4 жыл бұрын

AustOn??

@masonpearson2867 3 жыл бұрын

Sure bud

@arceusthecreator9746 2 жыл бұрын

I have wonderful news! They lost. AND THE LIGHTNING ARE AGAIN CHAMPIONS and this song is fruity.

@jay3391 6 жыл бұрын

LOL

@ldaws-3912 6 жыл бұрын

wtf did i just watch..

@ruqayahrahaman1047 6 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

@raphaelgritter665 6 жыл бұрын

More Gatorade no I'm pushed you NEVER

@jabelevators5525 4 жыл бұрын

AusTONE lol go leafs

@cartermurph9896 5 жыл бұрын

go leafs boys

@gino7492 5 жыл бұрын

Add to playist

@jackcyperling5566 4 жыл бұрын

He's not going to be captin

@taylorboissoneau7917 6 жыл бұрын

McDavid parody plz

@alyssa_1320 5 жыл бұрын

Auston’s CUTE😍😍😍😍😍😍

@sethvandenbrink4425 4 жыл бұрын

Alyssa_ 13 not his moustache!!

@justinthenickoftime807 4 жыл бұрын

Noone can drop his pants like auston..or get thier coach canned like auston nooooooo onnnneeee lol

@Ali_Abdurahman 5 жыл бұрын

Auston Matthews is the best NHL player ever

@codytube2764 5 жыл бұрын

Hel ya

@davidgraney3413 4 жыл бұрын

Ya know a lot of parody songs and stupid riffs come off as annoying or dumb. This one here though is something funny as all hell that is also catchy. Whenever I see Mathews scoring on ESPN highlights this song instantly comes to mind