OMG, so true! hahaha

Agreed.

Ayo u rite on the money can't remember wen I listened 2 a car ad for over 30 mins

Jonathan Simões ur comment has 666 likes O.o

Jonathan Simões IKEA have a asmr ad

Omg I love this xD

😂😂😂😂😂

Amazing

husband: shes stroking our windows now send help pls

+Mickey Demon chill

Same😂 where did the time go!

No way, was that 6 years ago geeezz im gettin old

Sameeee I still love this video

Wtf it IS 6 yrs old....😭

bring back this wardrobe holy smokes

Ikr I've had a stressful week of school so far and decided today was the perfect time for some ASMR to relax to

So this is your safe space? ........

Lol I didn't know yu could share images

Rough day of classes that is comical. Wait until you enter the real world.

See you in the real world m8

I'd buy that shit

tru 😂😂

lol omg

😂😂Fr lmao

Maria's rap name would be G-Whiz

Just remember that as good as she is at ASMR she called them "speed shifters".... paddle shifters.... they literally LOOK like paddles...

@@paulcarmi8130 stop hatin bro

@@cali2468 not hating, I'm just astounded at the level of ignorance people have about cars.

@@paulcarmi8130 Ok so she got one detail wrong out of all the other ones.

@@cali2468 sure if I listened I could find more. Cheers

I'm glad he enjoyed it. Maybe asmr videos can help him out.

He should check out saabkyle04 channel

Julio, you're a total POS for saying that. Better hope you don't get a child with problems like that now, why would you make fun of that... He had no fucking choice on how he would turn out, he couldn't pick, no one can! Making fun of people with problems is a horrible thing, God doesn't look at that in a good way, you'll get some bad karma... Maybe not today tomorrow or in a year or maybe even 5 or ten you'll never know and when it happens you wont know why.. That's why i said you better hope you don't have a child like that with problems.... I'm not here to tell you how to live your life and what to do I'm just saying, what you said is in no freaking way an adult or humane thing to do. Like I said he had no choice whatsoever! Be a good person in life. And life, God & people will treat you right.... @julio matias @pamela copete

@@smetanavichlamanov8103 I don't think it was a insult or anything? Maybe it was immature way of trying to point out he's concern. Either way it was uncalled for. But could also be accurate.

@@juuliocamacho2733 Where did you come up with that conclusion?

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makyah kreis 27

makyah kreis 99

+1 100

makyah kreis so do i

Lol I was thinking hthat

Dammit! I was gonna right that

LMAO I was thinking the same thing

+XRAZOR GAMER me too!!

kevin woehl :P

Dude 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤫

Dynamic Crew lolllllllllllll

Lmao

😂

😂😂😂

YES. AND SOME RAIN 🥺

😂😂😂 ikr 😂😂😂

you're 2 white to be saying that sorry.

I was just waiting for her to punch it

+Dysphoric Satsugai lmao it was kinda cringey not gonna lie 😂😂 but someone had to say it lmao

This made me laugh. Like actually-out-loud-laugh.

Yay

I love this, I dont know much about cars but I liked the paper handling and the role play.

Very relaxing

Maria, as usual great vid!

Hi Maria !! I love your videos and I hope you're fine :D I have a question but I'm from Venezuela (I speak spanish) and my english is not that well, so I'm gonna try to write the question in english but also I'm going to write it in spanish so I hope you can understand and answer me. When I was like 8 years old, I totally can feel the ASMR sensation but one day, I was following my dad because the sounds that he was doing (working at home) gave me that tingly feeling and I was like Hypnotize to that, but I was feeling like the sensation was growing and growing (in intensity) and at some point I really feel like I was near from a the highest point of the sensation and I was scared because I beleaved that I was going to faint so I stop to follow my dad and all the tingly sensations dissappers. Now a days I understand it was ASMR but I never feel again that "top relaxing point" I felt so... my question is, have you experienced that point? how it is? sorry I now my english is pretty bad, hope you understand. Here it is in spanish (probably I will put more information bc I can express myself better): Cuando tenia aproximadamente 8 años de edad, experimente la sensacion del ASMR (aunque claro no sabia que era sino hasta ahora). Un dia estaba persiguiendo a mi papa mientras trabajaba en casa ya que hacia ruidos/sonidos que me relajaban y me daban esa sensacion particular del ASMR, sin embargo, en un punto empece a sentir como si esa sensacion se fuera acumulando e intensificando en mi cuerpo al punto que podia sentirlo en cada parte y en algun momento creo que llegue a sentir que estaba acercandome al "climax" o punto maximo de la sensacion y tuve miedo pues estaba tan relajado que tuve miedo de desmayarme y caer al piso asi que deje de seguir a mi papa y senti como me "cerraba" a la sensacion del ASMR. Hoy en dia aun sigo experimentando el ASMR pero nunca como aquella vez en la que senti que llegaba a ese "punto maximo", asi que mi pregunta es: alguna vez has experimentado esa sensacion de llegar al "climax" o punto maximo de relajacion con el ASMR? has visto a alguien que lo haya experimentado? como se siente? y es posible que alguien se desmaye por llegar a un nivel maximo de relajacion?. Espero que de algun modo puedas entenderme. TE AMO !!! GRACIAS POR TUS VIDEOS :D LOVE YOU AND THANKS FOR YOUR VIDEOS !! PD. I really really hope you can understand my questions lol

Mr BetaBombs this

@@AlicrocMS is the 2016 Mercedes-Benz CLA 250

Doug is the kind of guy that buys a car from a KZfaq video.

I can tell by your picture

😂😂😂😂

Not any I've met anyway!

I use them 😃

You may be confusing Mercedes owners with BMW drivers.

Naw now all the assholes drive Volvos and subarus

She has a video on that theme. :) Good stuff.

To quote a famous and fat Russian crazed gunman "Good stuff"

Ill relax ur face bones bro..... with my FIST PUNCH. FIIIIIIIIIST.... PAAAAAUUUUUUUNNNCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

tronclay Falcon*

Gabriel Berg i laughed so hard at this comment

SAMEEEE

You gotta eventually watch her whole channel...I've been watching her since long before the big youtube craze. She was pulling in 500,000 views long before monetization...shame. shes best asmr on YT

@@girleyreds11-11 dont shit your self

The Player naw I saw this one 1st back in 2016

Me

Me

asmr sounds heist dlc

+Sinnclair 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

She should've called the video that.

😅😅

nice profile picture ;)

+Phineas kawaii avatar

+Phineas where's Perry?

+Phineas bu-bu-but.... i'm telling mom 😭

+Matt Garcya sister actually. Sup bro 😂

😂

simp

@@williamvandergrift9741 WOAH DID YOU SAY THE SIMP WORD!?!!? HERE, HAVE THE FUNNI AWARD!!!!! 🏆🏆🏆

@@williamvandergrift9741 how so? Just wants to buy the car

Emmaaaa

Your videos are also fabulous!! Love you both!

+Gerry Springer You're sick..

+27sevenSToFo I don't think he saw the sign.

thank you, Emma, love you! 😙😊

Marinna Purdy I laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂

HAHAHAH i love it

Marinna Purdy HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Hilarious.

LMAOOO

Maxa Million the cla 250 is the slowest, cheapest and most basic mercedes benz, with a base price of 20,000$ brand new.

It's rented

@@davidn5770 wrong. CLA180 is the base model. 250 isn't NEAR base model bud.

@@davidn5770 bro even the CLA180 is like 31.000€ here in Germany

Celebrities drive in those cars all the time. Mariah Carey got a glossy black Mercedes-Benz convertible for her 42nd birthday!

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid Tutorials BUT WAIT THERES MOAR

Stupid Tutorials ORDER IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES AND YOULL GET ANOTHER (something idk lol) ABSOLUTELY FREE! THATS RIGHT, TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! CALL 1-800-231-1234 AGAIN THATS 1-800-231-1234 ONE MORE TIME THATS 1-800-231-1234 CALL NOW

281 330 8004

Mike Jones lol

ASMR prison cell sounds

as well as stealing it lol

+WhateverIsTrueASMR it's actually a storm drain

AaronTheTossa this is hypothetical you realise

Next ASMR: The soft soothing sounds of a sobbing Sidney Crosby.

8 ball She owned the car but the Tesla & Mustang she rented😂

Her Destiny22 she owns the mustang

Buy a Dacia :D

Nunu N buy a Mazda 5

Honda is cheap for you guys? In Brazil, if you want a cheap but reliable car, you only have four brand options: Volkswagen, Fiat, Chevrolet or Ford (The base Hyundai HB20 is cheap, but the repairs and insurance are more expensive)

Jip

@@cedarpointfanboy7317 LMFAOOO

Heck yes she did! ❤❤❤

Its her boyfriend Daryl's car. relax

+Mohsin Naseer Lol guys it isnt. Its the car that she obtained after her divorce along with the house and all the debts. She's gotten into minus in her savings acc after selling her condo and paying off her mortgage, and now she is selling this car to sort of get back on track and replace it with a cheaper one because she cant keep up with the merc's maintenance. I recommend to subscribe to Sassy Masha Vlogs, she posts behind the scenes and her daily life vlogs there ☺

she could turn my obnoxiously loud fan into asmr? AWESOME

now that's a challenge... LOL

Bria B ASMR VIDEOS yes it is, especially if THE FAN IS SO LOUD I CAN HEAR IT 1 FLOOR DOWN

+Jackie Chan she did say "literally anything" so probably.

Hmmm... I would love to see jump-scare asmr, just because of your statement ;-)

best comment I've read

HAHAHAHA good one

😂😂😂

I done the deed!

***** No I done the deed!

***** Woah! I'm totally unimpressed by your sarcasm.

Same

Smooth

is that a Simpsons reference?

I'm Mr. Plow and I'm here to say, I'm the plowin'est guy in the USA...

Yep :)

Oh you, teehee.

thank you, Bishop, I appreciate this more then you know! 😊🤗

I agree! you can tell she puts a lot of effort and thought in this videos and the results are amazing.

+GentleWhispering than* :(

To soon

Where are the quirks and features?

Not daddy Doug

Wait, what did I miss? What happened to my man Doug??

I dont want to say this, but I dont think she knows much about cars. But imean its asmr.

should be enough for at least the base model

if you wait 3 years that will be its residual value so you should be able to afford ir then.

Maybe you could afford half of the steering wheel. Sound good?

Bubbles the Powerpuff Girl Nah, probably just one of the LED's in the head lights.

If you buy used. Luxury cars are pretty bad when it comes to depreciation.

I wanted to be first u.u

Omg Maria you are too cute haha

DANGET MARIA I THOUGHT I WAS EARLY

Your house will rain blue shells forever... I really hope you got the reference. Love you!

I would have been first, but I fell asleep when I hit play lol

Almost 2020 😳

It’s already 2020 and here I am watching it

Its quarantine and I'm watching it

2020 This year fucking SUCKS

2021

FireproofWill its not amg, an amg car only has 2 numbers for the engine literage ex. Cla 45 AMG. But a standard has 3 for the engine literage, with the last number being a placeholder, ex Cla 250. Notice the 0. It is simply a decimal point. NP Buddy!

I know I didn't make that clear - i commented this before I watched the video :)

FireproofWill A CLA45 sport catback review.

Sounds relaxing

that would be awesome

fucking puns...lol

Great joke, I'm really laughing here a lot hahahahahahahaha

THE PUNS ARE REAL

Punny guy!!

:D

Especially that Maria had to sell it to be able to pay off her debts, so this was a goodbye video so t say.

It's not even that expensive of a car, I don't know why people would get so butthurt to begin with

Jeremy Kyle We aren't butt hurt.We don't want people to think she's materrialistic because she isn't. She mentioned all the stuff in the video that belongs to her..She works with people to make her videos with props..One she is at a library and we know she doesn't own a library lol

Its more on the cheaper side for Benz the most expensive version for the CLA is about 48k

+Mike Samra i own a library

Me

Me

Natasha Rodarte there's still a lockdown where you live?

Lightsaber Lord P373 still lockdown where you live?

Stop making these comments they're getting old

How SMART is that car of YOURS?

Verga Lechera not very. :(

Verga Lechera oh... my lord... i just i can't i just I JUST

Onyx Sun the car is built a little differently than normal cars for this reason

Oh boy 52 horsepower

oh YAY! 😃 Thank you So much!!!

+GentleWhispering Love your channel. Keep up the good work.

Agreed, Maria, this could be a new branch of ASMR, falling asleep in the back seat with the ambient sounds of the cabin and drone of the wheels on the road. A+, more please! :)

Agreed!

im sure im not the only one who as a kid fell asleep in the car.. maybe it was because of the relaxing ambient sounds made by them.

I think She said that bc dealerships have pickup trucks and vans. Idk though

then we have the perfect lightbulb for you

I swear😂😂

Oh my god YES 😂👌

way to steal comment ideas,ur just hungry for likes😂

oh my lord, that's funny cause it's true. xD

Facts! and she did 🎧🔥

or if she hops out of the car and you hear knocking on the other driver's window.

Lolllllll

that sound funny ass hell

It'd be even funnier if she whispered insults to them while gently giving them the middle finger

Or swearing hard in her ASMR voice ;-) "Mooove out of the waaay biiitch " :-D

Same here!😂I love how she did a car tour of an Audi in her most recent video, because in this one she says “we’ll look at Audi some day”. I wonder if she did that intentionally.

Jip* lol

Jips are very interesting cars

@@joeytheecho9123 I heard that too. I was like, aww.👎😞😔

Jip lol

@Pessoinha 1 r/wooosh

I didn't know you were into ASMR, Hank!

ASMR Gang-rape is another good one for those tuckered out Crips that just need a bit of rest and relaxation.

Back to ifunny with you

This made me laugh +1 sir. :D

Or a 'how to quit beastiality and incest' video; for trashy devils like you people..who don't deserve oxygen😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

Fr with the BENZ.

making all kindz of Amsr money all kindzzzzzz

dead💀💀💀💀😂

Next is the personal jet asmr :D

+Rachel Simon 😂😂😂😂😂

I wanted a lambo

+Rachel Simon 😂😂😂

+Eric Heaton purple Lamborghini lerkin

hatchback

Also , I really want your car now 😂

+Makayla Bennett She sold it, check out her vlog channel.

+xxxAngelikaxxx what's her vlog channel called

Jo Jones It is in the description box of every video of hers.

ahahahaha! made my day!

|-/

Maybe that's why it was filmed in the dark ! XD

Lord forgive me but this comment was too funny 😄👍

Kraddaku I used to have a 2000 Taurus and I loved it... traded her in for a new Buick...

Kraddaku i want an rx7 or an r33, but theyre rly rare

Kraddaku lmao your comment made my day

R34's are even more rare. RX7's are nonexistent, just get a Miata

Rirdon or whatever you name is, I hope you don't come to Kazakhstan or I shall send Urkin after you.

Lol KZfaq is Savage

ikr

You never heard of Adblock?

there should only be whispering ads in the Asmr section of KZfaq.. I've just about had it!!!! >:0

Leandre Lincoln y

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA YES

lmao😂😂

they need to make a trolling asmr video one day.

+Westdog 01 Haha!! That would be hilarious! Like someone knocking over a tray of cutlery, standing/switching on and the vacuum cleaner then sitting on the TV remote to F1 racing or something...clumsy asmr lol

Lmao none

i like your name :D

+PewDiePiesadawdsd ahaha, Josh, ahaha

Otto Skorzeny if u don't know the sidemen u wont know what i mean :D

She'll dream about owning a Mercedes one day...

+LucaFinn99LP Wenn du nen Benz willst hör auf zu zocken,musste ich auch

GlitchHop So it wasn't just me!?

GlitchHop that's cause it's subliminally written in the flashing lights of the xenon headlights, and on the screen of the navigation system in the interior.

me too

GlitchHop lol that is very specific. although now that you mention it.... I'm hungry

GlitchHop I want ginger ale ;-;

@@jman1239 you never said when she stopped so i assume she's still making love to the car😂

Dicks out

+arthur medeiros hehe xd

This too much 😂😂😂😂

+Johnny Narvaez I love your photo 💕 AKF

😂

lol

that car has to be way more than 30k

+DreadWizardDM she is divorced...

Mercedes Benz are way more than 30K brand new. An E-class is around 50k for the base model(that being the cheapest Mercedes you can get.BUT since Mercedes depreciate really quick and have many issues with their high tech computers, you might get one for 30k :p

+Saul Ramos Mercedes E-Klass cheapest Mercedes you can get? Well in Germany, the home country of mercedes, you can get an A-Class and B-Class, which are way cheaper then 50k with like 30k.

Also I work in the car industry, and so far no salesman has mastered the art of relaxing their customers like you do, I'm sure it would be a much more pleasant experience if we all bought cars of people like you Maria !

They're so pushy! It's best to look at cars after they close. And when you see one you like, go back the next day and then talk to the salesman.

+Bria B ASMR VIDEOS you haven't found your salesperson then. I'm a car salesman myself. if there is one tip I would give anyone. it would be to find a salesman you truly like and always go to them for your car no matter the brand. I work with lots of people that are what I would consider snakes. however you will find those of us that truly just want to help you get something you love at a reasonable price. I'd rather sell 1 million cars making a dollar each from referrals that continue to buy; than make a few big sales to people that I can swindle into paying too much and have no repeat business. get to know salespeople before you buy, never buy a car on your first visit, and never pay addendum pricing! (addendum is additional profit for the dealer, they make the stickers look like they are part of the "Maroney Sticker" but they are actually just an up-charge of upwards of $5,000 for more profit.) with that said, if you find yourself wanting a new car, I can help you! whether you want tips or want me to help you get a car I'll be glad to do either. anyone that would like some help reach out, I'll be glad to assist. I take the opportunity to build relationships and make great deals to in turn to get more sales and make more money for myself. I get paid based on volume and surveys. I don't do it by screwing people out of extra money. Hope this helps some people, oh and thanks Maria, I love what I'm guessing is your car.

+Ethan Lascell hi, you sound very genuine and respectful, thank you for your honesty! I am actually thinking of leasing a car so I can write it off as business expense more, I'll be downsizing/trading down and wondering if I should trade in a car to have lowest possible monthly rate or should I just take the check? I got ripped off alot before, including this car so now I'm reeeaaalllly researching everything before I sign anything. Also I know I shouldn't except the first offer but the offer sounds way lower then I ever expected, judging by online quotes etc and I feel like I might seem greedy if I ask for even less, but also I'm confused why would they give me the lowest price right away? I'm looking at Honda cr-v touring '16 for 36 months, 15k/year, credit over 750 :) thank you for any input. And thank you for watching!!! 😊

Maria, I literally just bought a car two days ago and was looking at the Honda CRV Touring as well! (I ended up with the Mazda CX-5 Touring) Be sure to look at True Car to get an idea of what people in your area are paying. If you're educated when you go in, you can better argue your case.

And the funny thing is that nobody minds it :D

hypnotic gaming probably hers

Omg, imagine if the person came back while she was filming

Darkest Death Sued for sexually abusing a car

No it’s hers I’ve seen it in other videos

killuyeh • same

killuyeh • I hope u dream bigger than this meh Mercedes.

@@forc3ofxf3ar51 That's subjective. Personally, I'd like a Tesla. But, even then so I'm fine with my Mustang and my Porsche.

FORC3OFX F3AR better than most luxury brands.

FORC3OFX F3AR my family has 2 of these cars and an original porsche carrera. These cars are fucking reliable. Never had an issue. Also my parents own an older benz from 27 years ago, except from the decor which depends on care from the owner- it never broke down

oh well still a nice looking car

lol ikr!

+CALLUM 05 they are still very nice cars! I drive cars for a premium valet company and they are very nice.

"They aren't car experts, burn them at the pyre"

+Nate Vek The point is people are flipping out about "oh look at her showing off how much money she has" when it's not even a particularly expensive car

bruh😂

Your lie in April is amazing bro

How bout now

Kat omg yasss

I feel proud, I know all the lyrics to the op of Your Lie In April :') either I have a sad life or I'm just good at speaking japanese