That would be the cure, not the diagnosis. It's a bit concerning that you don't know the difference, but I'll let it slide the time because I'm not sure if you have a learning disability or not.

@@daleyfun2247 we found the redditor from the video lmao🚨🚨🚨🚨

​@@chadwilliams3137Congrats, that was the joke.

LOL

Actually it’s both

😂 thanks!

idk what rhat even means

@@someasiankid6323 💀

Mmm yes, it’s especially cringe when you consider that Shakespeare, one of histories greatest thinkers, believed that, and I quote, “brevity is the soul of whit.” Quite embarrassing that someone who claims to be an intellectual like him would be repulsed by a mere single use of abbreviation when most great philosophers and scientists throughout history have used abbreviations for a variety of purposes not the least important being relaying their often times difficult to articulate ideas in a concise and clear way. For example, how much time would be wasted in chemistry laboratories if every time a scientist wanted to explain the process of photosynthesis, for example, they were forced to write, “the sum of six Carbon dioxide molecules, that is one carbon atom bonded to two oxygen atoms, and six water molecules, that being two hydrogen atoms ionically bonded to one oxygen atom, yields one glucose molecule, that being made of six carbon atoms, twelve hydrogen atoms, and six oxygen atoms bonded together, and six oxygen gas molecules being made up of two oxygen atoms covalently bonded together” instead of simply writing “6 CO2 + 6 H2O -> C6H12O6 + 6 O2”? It would be utter laughable and ridiculous. Quite frankly, it seems like this Reddit “expert” is out of his league talking to real experts in the medical field.

​@@drippyspaff7616 i am in your walls

As if they would not be morbidly obese and anti-doctor

*Better title. Lol

Reminder to read your bible❤😢

@@abel6298 lol

@@abel6298 i am NOT readin allat lmao

noice

Well your use of such a vile word is concerning but i am desperate enough to use it 🤓

Punch to the stomach from the gastro should help

What about a burp?

@@Bigleyp no

Person: “I am a doctor, I can help you” AverGe Redditor: “Source? Source? Source? Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.”

​@@PiperAtTheGatesOfYourMom Holy shit underrated

​@@PiperAtTheGatesOfYourMom oml you went through ALL the effort for this comment 😭😭

Fr

​@@PiperAtTheGatesOfYourMomthe "I just looked through all your user history" part is too accurate

he means he eight to fast fancy pants

I copied how my dog eats lol

@@shrector123 eight?

Bruh

Gastro-intestinal inflammation, actually I’ll pat myself on the back for being the douchebag

No, "air molecules in the bread causing an expansion of the air" is 100% bullshit.

stuff he thinks he knows

​@@boobenshnozle691he does know

420th like 😏😎

Nice slime pfp, although your name being Horse-Diddler is somewhat worrying.

If somebody doesn't make a music video with from the EXACT wording of this comment than I will be hard pressed to join an underground community at this point 😂

​@@oljerseysoul8724i will make this my life's mission

@@elisabethscott20 Bless you dear lady !! 🤩

That’s one of the most lyrical comments I’ve ever seen

Wtf did he do wrong? You need a slap bro

Underrated comment. Someone experiencing 10/10 pain would speak in screaming and wailing, maybe occasional profanity

You're that redditor?

True. I have chronic pain and I can keep up appearances even up to 9.5/10, but it eventually takes my ability to connect words to their meanings. I LITERALLY can't talk.

@@user-is9yv2gl3n look up a pain scale on google, and get back to me. Pain as high as 10/10 is characterized partially by the inability to communicate and use speech effectively.

​ I've got chronic pain (and some recurring and very painful things), from experience - you definitely can talk on 9.5, even 10 ulof you know you have to and it's your ONLY way to get treatment andake the pain subside. Not talk for long, yes, or concentrate, but talk enough to explain what's going on, yeah, for sure.

That’s literally what MAGA cultists did during the height of the pandemic, belligerently arguing with medical professionals that they should be given horse dewormer for COVID because that’s what Dr. Tucker Carlson advised.

That would’ve been awesome tho honestly

He almost did

The good ending

They have to be of the Oath

Are you a doctor?

As a redditor I fully endorse this message

Order Q2 ABG and use the largest needle available.

The Bible is truth. To understand this read genesis, Mathew, and one book of the Bible you chose yourself. As you do this practice forgiveness. It's about what's in your heart, love Is the key. If there's love in your heart you forgive. The act proves the truth. To be forgiven we must forgive. Start with your parents, they've loved you, they're easiest. Look inside for the grievances we all build up there and Genuinely forgive from within. It teaches you something you can learn no other ways. You have to learn first hand by what this process does inside your soul. Please trust me. Break down before Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness today. It's not too late. God loves you. Please trust me. Jesus Christ is the way truth and life.

@@jamesmayle3787 say that to the average redditor now 🤣

@Astr_am I'm trying. It's all about getting you to personally do the inner work. At least read three books. It is truth

​@@jamesmayle3787 you do know that people saying religious stuff on youtube get a bad rap right? people just get annoyed when they see the same thing in every reply section. there's better ways of spreading the word than replying to comments on youtube

​@@jamesmayle3787The guy above me is right. I'm an atheist and don't want to go to a comment section to see someone preaching to me on how to live. If you believe in the Bible, good for you. But I don't need someone to tell me to believe in something that I'll never end up believing in. It's so annoying because I forget a lot of the time that majority of Christians aren't like you, most are respectable about my choice in not believing and I respect their choice as well. People like you who send these dumb copy pastas about accepting Jesus Christ, the Bible being truth, or some verse from the Bible are really sad because it's the only way you can apparently spend your time. And now I'm writing out a long ass response because I'm bored and it's 4 AM so why not.

He has to first come out of the basement in order to go back in lol

Correction : his mommy's basement 😂. Hez spends to much of his time in unproductivity to have his own basement or rent one from someone else 😅

@nottherejustgone6029 this is a perfect description lmao

Hold on. This implies that the basement is a safe space. THANK YOU

Man I have experienced some pretty serious injuries, such as breaking my back and herniating multiple discs and couldn’t walk for a while. I would describe that pain as like a 6 at most, I really don’t want to experience a true 10.

@@philovidya8567I feel like it’s not really possible to experience ten. Like if you’re at 10 you’re either unconscious or in shock, and in both cases you don’t actually feel it. Maybe at some point during treatment or recovery you could hit proper 10/10 pain, or right as the adrenaline and shock wears off.

It’s uncanny.

Hes missed a couple times, but it's extreme rare. Can't even remember off the top of my head what the misses were

​@@jorden9821never missed seethe

@@OsmosisJones-0925 I can only conclude that you can't read.

lol I think everybody knows somebody like this from work school or family

@@aldrogo7510 hahah ain't that the truth

I just ignore the person when they behave like this, most mature and efficient way to deal with shit is ignoring it

Followed up by Sheldon Cooper

if you feel a 10/10 on the pain scale i assure you you're going to die before you could feel the pain

once they start acting like this they will never stop. i graduated a couple years ago, and while i was in school, there was a lower class student who constantly talked and acted like this guy, completely set up with a sleeveless vest, a black hoodie under said vest, a black fedora with a red band around it, that nasally ass sheldon cooper ass voice, and to top it all off, a fucking trumpet. he still wears those clothes and talks like that nearly 3 years later. he's also now graduated. they never change.

How many times u healed Marika? And why couldn’t I do anything with Radahn??

​@@IUsedToMakeMusicsI'm sure Wendy's acted this way as well

@@plainguy3567 yes. Turns out a 20 minute google search trumps both a BSN and an MD. Who knew.

Omg Elden ring nurse

@@zigzag3720 it’s rough in the Lands Between, but it’s better than HCA

As someone who has been a regular of hospitals due to the cosmic whims of fate hating me in particular, I've only gone above a seven in pain once. A seven is about where I land a snapped tendon or a soft tissue injury to every soft tissue that exists in my foot. I gave a 9 once because I wanted to pretend the pain from that food poisoning could've been worse. My body was uncontrollably contorting and writhing in the absolute worst pain I'd ever felt. Like the nurse was genuinely concerned a xenomorph was gonna pop outta my chest and even when I was suicidal have I never wanted death more in my life then that excruciating 3 hours

You have to lie, so they can pay attention to you

Kinky

Redditors never lose anything, especially not their virginity

The Bible is truth. To understand this read genesis, Mathew, and one book of the Bible you chose yourself. As you do this practice forgiveness. It's about what's in your heart, love Is the key. If there's love in your heart you forgive. The act proves the truth. To be forgiven we must forgive. Start with your parents, they've loved you, they're easiest. Look inside for the grievances we all build up there and Genuinely forgive from within. It teaches you something you can learn no other ways. You have to learn first hand by what this process does inside your soul. Please trust me. Break down before Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness today. It's not too late. God loves you. Please trust me. Jesus Christ is the way truth and life.

i don't think that's the joke here

pancreatitis literally causes the one symptom they know about, the pain

Yeah, like 10/10 pain you’d probably be passed out/vomiting on the floor/unable to talk/screaming in agony Or something

don't forget to specify the quadrant

"Redditors are just Sheldon Cooper without the laugh track." Ftfy

I wondered if he had a pizza but was being all 'um actually' about pizza being a sandwich