Simple solution Grab a rock Hit on head Go in coma Wake up from coma Binge

Me too

@@gun6145 boom, just like that. You've convinced me.

All the video's what?

Saaame im not downloading tik tok just for his content but this stuff is gold but ive run out now

That should at least get you extra credit

@@kashiichan Worked for Bill and Ted.

Eh, Im still procrastinating. I just assume Ill be inventing the time machine later, and will come up with a valid reason not to have done stuff by using the time machine to invent time *and* excuses 👍

Well.... Depending on what you think, you might look forward to being able to stop working.

this is just barely almost the plot of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

It always hurts me a little, when someone mentions Ancient Aliens, because I am reminded that for a few months in my 20's, when I was constantly smoking cannabis and watching weird conspiracy theory videos on KZfaq, I believed in ancient aliens. Fortunately I got sober...

Ancient Aliens is such a load of shite… There was an episode with aliens and Bigfoot. They claimed that Bigfoot is an alien and that they’re more intelligent than humans, biding their time until they reveal themselves and exert their dominance.

@@djquinn11 If there was anything more intelligent than man on the earth, it would have wiped us out, as soon as we invented bombs.

@@Michael-Archonaeus im glad you got out of that mindset

You should talk to your dad about how the whole Ancient Aliens thing was made by...yknow...nazis...

As a Mum, thanks for the grin I’m wearing right now. 😂

I was thinking of an alternate timeline where an international museum organization has its own private military to make sure nothing gets destroyed in areas of conflict like Afghanistan.

Tell me about it, I remember learning about Caligula's depraved sex boat being destroyed by Allied bombs because it was displayed in an Italian museum. Also kinda odd that Mussolini considered THAT thing to be a point of Italian national pride, but I guess I'd also keep such a thing as clout if I came across it because how often can you say you own a ship that a schizophrenic Roman Emperor shot cum across every square inch of?

@@redeye4516 that is indeed a very funny quirk of history there lol^^ what i always think of first when it comes to this topic of artifacts lost in war is the first found Spinosaurus skeleton in Munich that was also destroyed by an allied bomb strike in 1944. My poor favorite Sail boi :( And now having finished the video, funny how i thought of that immediatly since the Oldoway Man met the same fate^^

**sad Spinosaurus holotype noises**

@@datzfatz2368 a least a more complete specimen was recently found and is currently being studied. We know a lot more about the posture and the tail of the spinosaurus thanks to this specimen. It can't replace what was lost fully, because this was a juvenile instead of an adult, but it's helped fill the gaps of our knowledge.

Wheel of humanities turn turn turn tell us the lesson we should learn

Omg love that, def using that at the museum where I work. We are hosting an exhibit on the native boarding schools next year, reminds us of why we voluntarily take on the pain. Telling the truth is a wonderful thing.

@@BOYVIRGO666 Wheel of humanities turn turn turn tell us what we want to know and what we'll someday burn

Wheel of Voluntary Pain turn turn turn tell us the things we must learn!

or thrown away because “well we didnt want to keep a box of really old papers. we didnt bother to read them either, so we just chucked them in the bin”

@@grahamedwards339 Happens more often than you'd think...

magnus hirschfield’s papers were found by total chance after they had been thrown out in modern trash! it’s always possible for them to turn up again

It's a 50/50 shot that they're still somewhere sitting, but also destroyed. So I have no hope of them being found in tact. It's a shame.

​@@joannaalston469 The Institute of Sexology's book burnings are my personal Library of Alexandria. It's good to know some of it survived. 😭

Right? How freaking petty do you have to be to destroy super old monuments? Honestly, I hope they get re-built and not just left in shambles. Nothing can be done if all structures are destroyed and never built back up. My number one issue about modern war isn't just that monuments and lives are being destroyed, it's that everyone leaves them like that as a "reminder". A reminder that will only cause more pain and suffering the more people look at them. You really think the original builders' intent was to make people feel fear and contempt? People allow wars to strip monuments and buildings of their original meanings, so all you can feel is negative emotions that no-one is allowed to move on from.

Honestly, the war parts are almost understandable, compared to heritage sites destroyed by entitled archeaologists (like Seahenge or any site destroyed by British Imperialism) or by tourists looking for souvenirs.

@@Bluecho4 I'd still say they're just as bad TBH.

@@Bluecho4 That also upsets me greatly. It really sucks to see people disrespect physical remnants of ancient world history by destroying them, no matter the reason.

@@Bluecho4some museum workers apparently peeled the skin off of a rare “mummified” dinosaur so it was more “presentable” to guests. Destroying artifacts and fossils in war is reckless and petty, defacing them for the public is just annoying and stupid

Isn't it just a German spelling of Olduvai?

I’m not an archaeologist, and I still went “ oh nooooo”

I already started screaming when he mentioned pre-WW2 germany with only grainy black and white photograph accompanying it

Same here! I love discovering channels on here right when they’re about to take off big-time. Wendigoon’s rise was fun to watch and I’m looking forward to this one blowing up too 😁

@@Eli-pi4eh absolutely and they're on both ends of the spectrum. One is embracing the lunacy of some conspiracies and one flat out says it's all stupid

I found this channel on tiktok, I can't wait for a year from now so I have enough episode to binge

lalala lelele

I don’t know how I found this but I’m in

lol

Aluminium is actually a chemical element ..

My guy aluminium is it's own element, it wasn't invented it was discovered 😊

@@ryandavies2659 You're absolutely, right, my bad, lol. Not what I meant.

​@@ryandavies2659 yes, but elemental naturally dispersed aluminium is *very* different to a block of refined aluminium alloy

@almishti - That was one epic tale that makes all others pale by comparison!

in paleontology the story of the Spinosaurus is very similar where some fossils where found but where kept in a German museum and was destroyed in WW2, and wasn't until like 1980s or 1990s (or something it was a while after the war) new fossils where found

I doubt that can compare to the knowledge we lost when Library of Alexandria burned down.

@@ttsstrategy2017 i remember learning about that! It was the most complete Spinosaurous ever, but the museum was bombed and the remains are gone

@@SrbijaCG all knowledge lost is tragic, i do think there was more we may have lost in the Library of Alexandria though

Reminds me of Heinrich Schliemann.... so much information about ancient Troy and the Trojan War has been lost because that asshole thought it was a good idea to use dynamite to excavate a 3,000+ year old city....

Bad news, you'll be eating your words

@@fananox2057 bad news, your entire worldview is based on a nasty composite of implicit bias, lies sold to you by grifters, a complete lack of critical thinking, a burning desire to feel special, and an inability to accept when you’re wrong.

He has talked about that subject quite a bit on tiktok

lmao the giant skeleton people are even worse than the hobby SciFi-egyptologists, I watched a video on youtube where someone talked about an excavation site of a giant human skeleton with a giant snake wrapped around it. It was literally just a funny art project which was not only super easy to see and obvious, but even explained by the artist himself who showed the process of making it and the guy in the video talked about how giant humans couldn't even live or walk (just look at the tallest humans alive having the worst of bone and muscle issues). You could argue that a giant human could be more like a primitive ape, something like a Gigantopithecus so it could somehow work; but they literally just show you upscaled bones of normal small humans. People in the comments claimed how the church actively tries to hide the bones from them so people don't find out that the bible is a lie, even though this would literally proof that Goliath or whoever existed, proving the human evolution wrong but okay. And of course they completely ignored the simplest of facts about gravity and biology, and the artist who made the skeleton is just someone hired by the government to say that in front of the camera. It's been the worst side of youtube I found so far

@@bighatastrea Why would giant ape skeletons prove the bible right?

Wow you have been around since the start!! Honored to still have you here and look forward to continuing the journey!

@@miniminuteman773 I am unnecessarily happy about some random internet person replying to a comment I made.

@@arealisticbeautystandard8920 And i am very necessarily happy to be making someones day brighter with my videos!!

Me too!! I'm so freaking excited.

@@miniminuteman773 i am so happy that i subscribed to your KZfaq channel. Thank you for educating us.

yeah, the people who took a break during ww2 were just lazy bums

"D_mn, only WWI? Oh well, guess I'll keep working on this dig in Egypt then- Oh hey, look someone's coming! Maybe it's more fellow Archeologists! Oh, they're German! Luckily, my Jewish assistant speaks German! They asked if I'm Jewish? No, but I don't see how that's relev- They want me to know that they're called the Ahnenerbe, and that I'm now a Prisoner of War? What do they mean Prisoner of War? Germany's not at- *LEVI NOOO!!* WHY DID YOU SHOOT HIM??" (Not trying to be sarcastic towards you, just trying to be a smart aleck towards Milo lol)

@@omnisdeus498this is the plot of a John Wick style movie now

Level 5 sublevel vid is great🎉

Perhaps you do

Archeology as a field lends itself well to those kinds of paradigm changing discoveries, even though this one specifically didn't meet your excited expectations. It's very interesting to keep tabs on archaeological news, and I recommend it!

If it helps, a single bear patella with butchery marks in it was found in Alice and Gwendoline Cave (there were more bones, but this was the important one archaeologically) and was then rediscovered over 50 years later, and this single bear patella pushed the date of human occupancy of Ireland back into the late upper Paleolithic!

Everyone loves Indiana Jones lol

NERD! I'm totally not here also enjoying the video.

I'm currently three and a half mins into the vid and I like to scroll through the comments whilst listening... I didn't even realise I had misheard it as Tasmania until I saw this so thankyou lmao it makes sense now

Humans were in Australia before they were in Europe (I don't know how) but that would still be positively insane.

@@laayiv9449 Humans were in Australia while most of Europe was still under an ice sheet, and what wasn't buried in ice was uninhabitable. That's how.

even more so cause fuckin nothing happens in Tasmania, except when Davo and Gazza have a barbie this tassie dunk has been brought to you by the Victoria gang 😎 what the fuk is bad coffee 😎😎

​@@skeleletonboi4533Bad coffee is anything that comes out of the colonies, good day.

Thank you so much for your support, Leeza!! I hope its even better the second time around.

I had to go foraging for the patreon page like a primitive hobo habilis but here is it for others' convenience www.patreon.com/miniminuteman

@@SubtleSalmon 🤣

@@miniminuteman773 got to support the local guy 😊 I'm proud masshole 😁

I’m so sorry. They got my brothers early on, it never stops stinging

Someone wrote a book about it, but it was lost forever.

right? like, forget the Da Vinci Code, where't the book on this stuff!?

You can feel more intelligent. Doesn't mean you are.

@@11Survivor true

My friends and I found a cow knee bone in her yard, near a discarded wallet. Decided we found a homicide but weren't good enough detectives to figure out whether the wallet was the victim's or killer's. It only had a cash receipt from the nearby gas station in it.

@@realAniram amazing

When I was a kid I walked with my grandfather along a piece of land in preperation of becoming a building site and we found a big rusty spike in the newly laid layer of sand. "That must be coming from the Romans" my gramps said and I cherished that nail for a long time even after knowing it could not be Roman. fun part is that on the other side of the village actual roman artifacts were found years later. I hope you cherished your "dinosaur"bone as much as I did my "Roman" nail.

I actually love the way he delivers information - I can actually pay attention to it rather than tuning it out because he talks too slow

@@liz4652 yeah, I agree, he actually is a great lecturer.

@@liz4652 i listen to most videos at 1.25x or 1.5x speed! Adjust playback speed using the three dots in the upper right of the video window

I think his quick and intense delivery in his natural voice actually lends itself well to the short attention spans of most people. I like it.

And he’s not raising his voice because he doesn’t think the mic will pick him up- it’s because he’s actually passionate about the topic :) frankly after reading your comment again it sounds very patronizing! Just a suggestion for adjusting your tone in future conversations.

Men with black nails are so... 😍

Or even just the source, so we can go look it up!

yes, i was going to comment this as well! adding some captions to photos of important people and objects would add a lot of visual interest to a very well produced video :)

@brianedwards7142 - Another conspiracy theory to debunk? Oh, great.

@MossyMozart The Earth is not a sphere. It is a Rubik's cube! The time of the great shuffling is at hand!

What did you use it for instead?

If I had that I'd get a few copies of the x rays from the dentist

Almost, ......Homo. Homo Erectus, Homo Sapiens etc.

​@Thenogomogo-zo3un Yeah, they knew. Milo accidentally said *hobo* at one point in the video, rather than homo, which is pretty hilarious if I'm honest.

Yeah, more money for churning out total crap. Smart bastard

"I *dig* this" I'm going to kill myself

The elephants with the shovel-scooper tusks was the first thing to come to mind and now I can't stop laughing! That would be amazing.

*European lion taxidermy intensifies*

This was, indeed epic (:

Yep. Many photos of n@zis burning books that show up in history textbooks now were taken outside the this place that archived trans science, medical knowledge, etc. (I don't remember the english name for it lmao)