NO ONE WANTS TO HIT THE LIKE CAUSE JEHOVAH WITNESSES VIDS ARE COOL

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@@7Il-_-lI7 no one cares abt u because Jehovah's Witnesses sucks balls

@@7Il-_-lI7umm yes we love indoctrination

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Man, that's what I was thinking. It's so eerie. I think the creators of this are so brainwashed that they believe this is what children should experience as well It's sad

the more of these i watch, the more hopeful i get that the animators are secretly anti-JW and are putting in subconscious messages into their animated shorts. They literally depict the life of a JW child as miserable in almost every video I've seen, with the thing that makes it all okay being the love of jehovah edit: the "learning to drive a car" metaphor/joke only backs up my theory because he is CLEARLY shown to be too small (aka too young) to learn how to drive a car, therefore implying that he is ALSO too small/young to be getting baptized or becoming an unbaptized publisher and spreading the message of the religion before he fully understands it. The only thing is that he then acts all sad that he is too young so that the propaganda can continue, but the point still stands

I think they show the children in distress because they want to *normalize* the distress. If the kids think it's normal to be scared and distressed, they won't question why they're scared and distressed all the time.

I agree, and too bad the animation and lighting is actually getting pretty nice :/

oh sweet merciful GOD. this just now crossed my mind - are they a product of nestle?

100% correct.

Me either. I never ASKED to do it! I was FORCED!

Yep.100%

Same. My dad just started filling out that little piece of paper and put the same hours for me that he had.

Same. I just dragged my little ones along with me because I had no babysitter. People at the doors loved them. In that way, I hate to admit it, but the kids acted as the delectable bait to hook the homesteader. The kids, stuffed into suits and frilly dresses, one on a stroller, sometimes fighting each other, sometimes crying-oh my! Let’s get out the cookies and Bibles! I am so ashamed! I’d rather they be atheists than ever repeat that horrible WT “Truth” crap. 😮

I'm catholic but I can kind of understand him. as a kid I was scared since I was 6 till I was 13 about my dad finding out I don't believe in Jesus. right now I know he is a crazy conservative detached from reality (considered a weirdo even in my conservative part of family) but back then I didn't know that. it was a game of pretend my whole childhood

​@@respectthefish4992I am so sorry

Man.. i wish my family was athiest.

​@@rivelinorahmadyanirawanpra1469 hmmmm they're not always great. Militant conservative atheists like my family are like Christians but the opposite. My parents reaction to me looking at Hinduism was probably equal to evangelical Christians. Lots of screaming, rage, and violently ripping the books.

So if I get the license but do something my driving school teacher dislikes, I shall be shunned by all car drivers of the world?

18 here where I live

@@Tabascofanatikerin Shunning is a myth. The governing body said so 😁

@@adamantiumbullet9215 Oh okay, then it just doesn't happen. Praise the Governing Body! 🙏

@@Tabascofanatikerin You're not very bright, are you? It was sarcasm.

'jehovah doesn't love you if you don't clean your shoes properly....and you'll die....' said my lunatic mother when I was 8 years old.... fuck jehovah....

"And thus the lord said 'and if that little bitch Caleb eats a cupcake I'm sending Michael to beat his ass seven ways to Sunday'." - Shiticus 12:69

every time a kid gets frosting on the nose, the all powerful god of time and space and creator of life cries

​@@morayeelenthusiast damn bro just has depression

Every cup cake eaten by a small child, the great lord of the universe inches closer to destroying all of life on earth

I agree!

Sounds like scientology and their “SPs”

Exactly! My whole father's family doesn't talk to him because he left the cult

I agree!

Evil God belief

*Facts…*

Totally

God would be against these people

Yes me the same

So much for Jesus saying "Go forth and make disciples of all nations"

My Gm was lured in in her late 30s and my dad and his siblings were teenagers/pre-pubescent. My dad left, had me, tried out parenting for 9 years, and then sent me back to the same religion he left😮 basically used me as a 'sacrifice' to stay in good favor with my Gm

What a gm?

@@smashedmelon3156 I guess it's short for Gramma

I left around the same time. I still keep up with it because my mom is a JW and has never shunned me. I'm hoping the recent changed viewpoint on df'd people getting a chance to change their minds during the tribulation makes her feel better about me. But there's hardly anything I agree with JWs on, and it's insane to me that they think only they have the truth about the universe and existence itself.

I was a jw till I was 17 life and school was hell im 60 now so it was very different when I was in school, weekly groups of students beat me and no help from the teachers or parents mother said it was my own fault because I didn't try to educate the other kids and the kids at the kingdom hall they hated me because there parents hated my mother, yeah life was hell

​@terriejohnson5543 Wow, same for me, They beat me up on St Patrick's Day for not having anything Green on. We are about the same age and I left at Age 19 when I moved out .

Can I ask you all in this discussion a question? When you guys left how did you all reintegrate socially? Was it easy to be more involved and engaged with other social communities? Were you all only allowed to be friends with other JWs like the religion says?

Like any organization really cares⁉️. They've all gone down the 🚽.

Outrage by these various organizations is for show. Secretly, they all approve of it because they're all in the same big club.

At some level, it is. Unfortunately, in America, far to much tolerance is provided in our laws for religious freedom. The authors of the constitution couldn't even image just how bad religions can be, esp. cults!

I agree. This organization needs to be banned.

What religion preaches that children are born Evil ?

I was 1 of 3 Jehovah's witness children in my school. The other 2 were both in my year. We were allowed to sit out of school assembly because our school made us sing Church Of England hymns. But only one of us would sit out every day (brother Benjamin) while me and Brother Richard would sit in and happily sing the hymns like normal kids, much to Brother Benjamins disgust. 😂 Both Richard and Ben are now elders but I left the Watch Tower Society decades agos. (I still worship Jehovah with all my heart but I have no respect for the organisation).

You’re the only one that had enough intuition to get out of that organization! Your insight served you well. Because it is, in fact, a “satanic organization“. “For such men are false apostles, deceitful workers, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. No wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. Therefore it is not surprising if his servants also disguise themselves as servants of righteousness.”

I went through the same but the school kids teachers hated me because I was a jw

I honestly knew nothing about this religion until now, only that it dissallowed some holiday celebrations. Looking back now, I had a close friend in primary school who was a JW, then said she 'left the religion' I grade six. All I could think was: 'oh boy! Lets do secret santa to celebrate your first Christmas!' ...Now I'm looking back at that with a lot of contemplation 😶 but regardless, I still see her sometimes and we're friends. She's such a tiny, happy ball of energy so I guess I never questioned why she'd want to leave her religion. Now that I've heard the horror stories, I'm glad she left as soon as she did. Side note: Although she was the only JW in the year group, she wasn't the only one isolated when we had activities she couldn't join in on. I believe we had three Muslim students (one being a person in the friend group) so I kinda envied them when they didn't have to rehearse Christmas carols every year. It's funny how your brain processes things as a kid, isn't it? How you don't pick up on students being isolated from the group- because of their parents choices- as a bad thing.

@@dantheman4838 Good on you. It's weird to see people talk about how there's an evil, spiteful force out there that just wants to fuck shit up out of bitterness, and then believe in this figure that loathes joy and wants to ensnare everyone into a web of fear and trauma that becomes self-perpetuating, and not even consider if they might be the same person.

Then let's do something bout it.

So you have to gain an elders approval which are a bunch of men And in the Bible it says man cannot Direct his own steps😅

@@berniereay4055 That's the TROOPH!

Things must have changed since I was young and raised a JW. We did not have to be babtized to be a publisher. I was forced to go door to door when I was a little girl and had to turn in "my time". The "end" was imminent. We were raised in fear. I dropped out at 18. Then,the 1974 scare started. I got paranoid ( what if Im wrong?). I was disfellowshipped at the time for living with the young man who would soon be my husband. To make a long story short, I dropped out again and never looked back. What a weight lifted off me and my husband. Here it is,2023 and JW s are still waiting for " the end." I have finally excepted that one day I will die.

Though I am Muslim I ask how is one spppoused to gain the approval of God? It seems logical to get approval from "elders" who seem more versed in this religion or branch of the Bible (I am not sure)

​@@sherryfish7067 We all die, but at least you die with people who love and care for you like your husband. You did the right thing and you should be proud of the fact you left and have a better life.

Don’t forget Moses did some awesome tricks 🐍 and parting rivers etc.

@@ERNIE555 Yeah, but Jehovah's magic is good, Satan's magic is bad.

So Jehovah likes magic then?

@@monihasnone6137 God has granted what people would call "Magic" in several situations. But he doesn't have a chosen people nor the need to prove and keep the line to Jesus anymore. So anything people seek at this time would be fake or from Satan so it would be rejecting god. Who knows what will happen after this is over and Jesus makes all things new.

To be fair, god probably gave that power while Lucifer was an angel. That is to say, Satan was once an angel named Lucifer who was probably given magic back then before challenging god and getting his ass kicked, thus becoming Satan.

I had a feeling she knew exactly what it was She just wanted to see what he would say That's a tactic used for JW teaching What if he had a beauty and the beast DVD? Would he still have to throw it away?

​@@cheneethompson5756 JW doesn't like Disney. They have truckloads of magic.

@nevaehhamilton3493 are you sure? My mom's a JW And she enjoys disney films! Yet, harry potter is a problem with her

I understood the image with the toy and their mom as a kid being a produkt of Sophias imagination, which would not break continuity either. Like they are telling her things and she's imagining it. And we see what sophia is imagining. Ya get me?

The mom was using a certain tone to get her point across

RIGHT! 👍💯

Because Freedom of Religion. Except the freedom to not follow your religion to the letter or else.

Well kids cam change their gender and sex so

@tiffanywyatt5137 Yes. Because gender identity is an innate trait, and we have overwhelming evidence that accepting trans kids massively increases their quality of life.

@@thelivingdrawing2262 a 5 year old doesn't know what it want. Leave kids alone instead of screwing with their normal biology

Congratulations glad your family is doing well 🎉

imagine the people who aren’t but still get sucked in…i mean, how?!

​@@ZulvisDiaxJrThey're either desperate, naive or dating someone who is a JW and want to get married to them.

So, you're saying she played dumb - I was actually thinking the same thing, but who knows. The writers and creators of WTS media are notorious for forgetting what they previously said.

@@joepublisher166 effectively, yes

Ironic thing is that jehovah loves magic LOL it was his favorite method of revealing himself all over the bible.

@@Hero_Of_Time94 they’re ok with magic so long as it’s from God/Jehovah

Her tone when she was like "a warrior wizard!" made me believe she knew exactly what it was!

Yea, sometimes I feel like telling kids to preach on the streets could be dangerous in a lot of ways. Especially with people hurting street preachers. I do online preaching one in a while, but other than that i feel like that could be physically dangerous for kids.

I go to a United Reformed Church, and we never pressure kids to feel as they have to evangelize.

i once saw an evangelical kid get ripped to shreds by a man's dog, it was my brother, the kid was my brother, oh how i laughed and laughed, i was in so much shock i entered into temporary psycosis, had to stay in quarantine for a week, too bad my brother died, but why grief? i hated him, and now my family forces me to talk about the bible but instead i preach about violence and insanity because while insane, all i felt was F R E E D O M, and i am nihilistic and i am constantly traumatizing my family about how all this time we have been preaching the wrong guy all along... and i don't regret it, my vision of this world is KILL or be KILLED, and after seeing so much gore, a 5 y old having its spine split in half, its organs spilling, his cheeky scared pale face being torn off that ugly deformed skull, and a baby being eaten by insects on he sidewalk, i have become numb.

damn that is scary 😨

There are some out there in KZfaq. They are not the greatest animation but worth a watch.

Might I ask what to search on YT?@@m_d1905

Name??

@@m_d1905What are they called?

​@@m_d1905NAMES PLEASE

Very disturbing….I had an old dude bring me some cucumbers from his garden…I won’t say what this disgusting old prick said to me…..but how thoughtful 😂😂😂😂😂

An elder groomed me from 12 to 18.he came to my work n tried to kiss me passionately.the shock threw me backwards so l hit him.shock.l was being groomed the entire time.😢

I was around the cult at a young age, but not to the level of some. Got baptized later at 20 but never saw this BS going on or was just oblivious to it. There were some clues though. Really had my head buried in the sand. Wish I had seen it sooner.

And Balls

Caleb's dad = Beta male. The perfect Elder.

@@adamantiumbullet9215 💯

​@@adamantiumbullet9215Nah, the perfect elder would make sure to keep the congregation predators around the kids, because they're enemies of Jehovah anyway 👍

he needs to et to the gym and et some gains bro

I wish there was a video about that!

Oh my goodness, I feel that so much. I was catholic (baptized late) and not a JW, but it kind of sucked when the only thing I could say about my break was that I got confirmed, or that over the weekend I got baptized.

I came home from school one day to my both my game consoles and all my games sitting out in grocery bags on the curb in the rain because my mother said they were satanic and gave her a nightmare.

@@SemiSubconsciousSaboteurdo they still work?

@@FireFoxie1345 I had to replace a few of them :/

Glad I'm a Reformed Christian and not a JW... I was allowed to read anything as long as it wasn't inappropriate.

And it wasnt personally handmade and got the approval stamp by satan. I think he couldnt care less. Maybe hes busy torturing predators and child murderers

😂 Awesome. I just try to teach them Greek.

That’s great! He’s probably helped many people get away from a doomsday cult :D

Yeah! I could tell by her tone she knew exactly what it was

It’s a manipulation tactic.

Same 💀

Also I’m pretty sure God loves everyone greatly and equally, even those who don’t believe in Him

My mom, who's a JW, has a slew of JW friends who love beauty and the beast So, that's okay, but harry potter isn't?

My friend had that happen to her. She wasn’t JW. I did too but not by pressure, to was my own opinion. But maybe looking back it was just because my friend got rid of hers lol. My mom never pressured though, she reassured me, and asked me if it was the right decision. Love my mom ❤

My mom is hiding my fnaf figures and fnaf books because shes convinced their "evil"

I’m so sorry. Stories like that make me realize how lucky I am that my parents were relaxed (Catholic, not JW). My brother and I used to bond over watching Pokémon, and we had a huge collection of cards. Doing Pokémon battles and trading cards with our neighbors was basically the only way we got along for a while.

Agreed, I’m personally catholic and I thought atheism was weird until I found out about this a few hours ago

I'm so sorry. I was a never-baptized queer kid who was raised around it on my mother's side while my father's family is some other christain denomination, here. My once very worldly, very educated, very successful, very LGBT-friendly mom leaned into it aggressively after my father died and tried to pull me in with her. I was a little younger than you at the time so the switch was really a shock to the system (lol). Their disappointment with you not being ready is so hypocritical. Unless it's changed in the past 20 years, JWs always criticized other sects' practice of baptizing babies and children withouth their consent and stressed the importance of making sure the baptism candidate is sure that it's something they fully understand and desire. My own bible study 'teacher,' I discovered later on, had been talking about how baffled she was that I hadn't gotten baptized after 2 years of regular (see: arm-twisted. Like you, I also zoned out and often thought about my ♂️♀️ crushes at the time so it was a pretty big waste of time). The homophobia was (is) very damaging and it seems like they go out of their way to make some random disparaging comment about queer people in conversations that have nothing to do about gender/orientation. My mother would get weirdly nasty whenever I would talk about my bosses at the time after she found out they were a lesbian couple. I got sick of her say shit unprovoked and finally gathered the courage to ask her why when they'd been nothing but kind to me. That set off a conversation that ended up with me cowering on the stairs and her looming over me demanding to know why I was defending them and asking if there was anything I needed to tell her about myself. I was so terrified by it that even the thought of trying to date anyone was something I wouldn't entertain for many years... I admire zoomers/alpha because you guys seem to recognize and *loudly* callout status quo bullshit early on, but if you haven't already, I hope you realize being queer doesn't make you bad or some anomaly unworthy of love. And please know that you don't owe your family any explanations; I've still never officially had that talk with my immediate family and don't plan to. I didn't put my foot down until I turned 24 and I'm still dealing with the damage in my 30s. While I absolutely hope you'll get away much sooner than that, please make sure you're financially independent of your family. I'm guessing your family doesn't support the concept of sending their kid away to college like mine did (they never flat out told me no, but they were passive aggressively discouraging indifferent ways). If you want to go the college route and you haven't already started, I would suggest that you consider taking some post secondary classes to count towards prereqs so that you'll be that much closer to your degree. I only did spent years at community college, but my AAS landed me a very in-demand healthcare job that supports me and my pets comfortably. School also gives you access to guidance counselors, various resources, and clubs for LGBT people if you're not getting that support right now. I know you didn't solicit me and I totally didn't intend to write a novella just now, but I HATE hearing about people, especially ones already dealing with the crap that normally comes during this part of your formative years, go through the same unneccessarily soul-crushing experience. Please consider finding finding a trauma-informed therapist, if you can. It took me a while to recognize the scenarios that we dealt with do, in fact, count as traumatic and the sooner you address it, the better. I truly wish you the best and hope you're in a healthier situation, soon ❤

@@SemiSubconsciousSaboteur I-.. I'm the loss of words.. I can't tell you how happy I am to just feel comforted by my own problems, you are a wonderful person, I hope everything good happens to you in the future, thanks a ton for the advice, I'm currently making a separate bank account to save money, and also currently wanting to make a small job as an artist! Soon in some years I'll be in medical school!, but it's a very good public school so paying isn't a very huge deal ! And I have no words to say! And well I really appreciate for someone to understand me, feeling safe that I'm not alone, that there are more people like me out there, but I thank my brother to be the one to gain courage and stand up for my family and live with my father. You have no idea how much those words do to me, and I really like someone being this supportive ; Even more supportive than my own family combined, no one had shown this type of compassion for me, and me being part of the LGBT community makes my heart melt with such beautiful words.... I love you so much/p, And I hope you get all the best things in life. 💖❤ Bless your heart! 🤗💕

I am in a similar situation where I'm in a Jw family and am queer so I understand what you're going through. I just wanted to say I'm so sorry and I hope things get better for you

Good luck on getting outta there!

Hopping from one cult to another 😂😂

​@@BobBuckethead-ol5cw😅 O problema é que eram cupcakes de uma festa de aniversário, que é pecado pras JW.Assim o vídeo que trata esse ocorrido do cupcake mostra que as crianças não devem de FORMA ALGUMA se envolver com festas de aniversário .

LOL😂 J’Oprah 😅😂❤

💯!!! My sister likes to pretend the REWARD has nothing to do with why she's a JW... yet I catch her making comments on her social media about "the RESURRECTION PARTIES they're all going to have "in paradise!" The DELUSION is THICK!! I'd be thinking about HOW to get electricity & WHO will manage it in "paradise" before I'd be "planning parties". 🙄🙄🙄

Voll der coole Name btw

@@ERNIE555 Dankeschön!

They actually did mention paradise in one cartoon that was essentially telling JW kids to bully other kids with gay parents 💀

In the congregation I grew up in, they actively advised anyone AGAINST getting baptized for the reason of being afraid they'll die in Armageddon. They had talks about it. It's not good enough for Jehovah, according to them. You have to sincerely, genuinely, from the bottom of your heart and soul want to dedicate your life and soul to Jehovah and his organization. Nothing else is gonna cut it. You will perish with the rest of the "wordly" people if you don't get baptized for the "right" reason. And fear of dying in a mass genocide isn't good enough. What can ya do 💀

That’s kinda dumb, they see baptism as such a high commitment but allow children to be baptized people who don’t even know what they want to a high degree

@Sam-pd9mp :(

Oh no, the evil homosexual pants 😂

same. I managed to tear up the contract later though lol

@@gregsmith8977 is that possible???

@@totallygre yeah. I'm a atheist now. I got lucky though and had family who let me. it could very easily have been different

I was baptized at 3 months 😭😭

The difference is that if you leave Christianity your family probably won’t mind but leaving JWs makes you dead to them

LMAO

that was the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life, thank you SO MUCH for tat

"Y-Yes Dad..." "Son, didn't we tell you Jehovah wouldn't allow gay people into his paradise?"

Someone said adult mom got an Ariana Grande tan. 😂

I agree! Panda has content on a regular basis but I have been wondering about Harrison. He hadn’t posted anything in a few months.

Suits this pedophile club…..that’s called conditioning

There's another one where Sophia is sad she doesn't have any friends her age and dad tells her "you don't need any, you have the congregation." My dad did pretty much the same thing to me. I went to my ten year high school reunion going around apologizing to everybody for being such a dick.

If being a good person is not good enough to go to heaven then God would just be an asshole

@@piercejones4355as if he wasn’t already an asshole for forcing “Be As PERFECT as humanly possible or BURN ETERNALLY,” onto everyone. Well, technically eternal damnation is a state of mind, or one of many different places from creepy forests to ice lakes and the Satan’s mouths (varies on variant) but still.

​@@piercejones4355 There's no such thing as a good person. We are all born in sin

I grew up Christian. And I had the exact same question

​@@Not_Afelon_ Google says: "Dinosaurs lived during the Mesozoic Era, which lasted from approximately 252 to 66 million years ago. They first appeared in the Triassic Period around 245 million years ago and continued to dominate the Earth until their extinction at the end of the Cretaceous Period about 66 million years ago."

@Justinya0 I understand that and I knew that, but the question was where in the religious timeliness, like... where dinosaurs co-existing which adam and eve??

As a baptised Calvinist, I can safely say to you that here in Europe nobody gives a damn if you don't follow the path of the church growing up, even if you aren't baptised. It might be different in overly religious families or in small communities where religion is the main cohesive force, so you are kind of stuck doing what everybody else around you is doing, but generally speaking nobody gives a damn. On a hindsight though, my boss has tries to subtly convert me into Catholicism a few times and occasionally brings up me being baptised a Calvinist but it's more like a joke if anything, since I've outspokenly distanced myself from Calvinism several times already

Bold of you to assume they think

Swearing is a sin

Growing up Presbyterian my dad used to give me Power Mark comics (It's about a Christian superhero)

In my family, my grandma was a very devoted Calvinist, my parents have never practiced any religion, but when me and my sister were kids, grandma tried everything in her power to pull us into church. We had to attend sunday sermons with her, and when we started violently resisting by demonstrating the single most unhinged behaviour in church, she tried to do "home sermons" with us, which we also sabotaged. She also gave us religious books like Bible stories for kids and moral/educational religious tales, but thing is, I kinda liked those. They were entertaining, even though they did nothing to convert me in any regard

When humans first gained higher sapience and looked into the night sky, they were overwhelmed with existential terror and cosmic dread. In the omnipresent silence of the dark, their minds grew to play tricks on them, convincing that a bloodthirsty celestial king demanded their utmost obedience and sacrifice

How can anybody believe in any god if the god doesn't even exist?

I've come to realize they're just like any other racist, pedo-defending, misogynistic, homophobic conservative christian group sans (overtly) participating in politics.

LMFAOOO Nawwww 💀💀☠️☠️ that’s wild 😭🙏

Yes! It's like "you have no choice! *Evil laugh*"

Moral Orel is one of the best shows I've ever watched