HAPPY SUNDAY EVERYONE!

These moms out here wanting to be their sons' wives are going to be *PROBLEMATIC* for these marriages.

If I got married a second time, I'd be a little disappointed if someone's speech *didn't* start with "Previously on..." or "Welcome back" 🤣🤣🤣 That'd be hilarious

The mother who wore a bridal gown... there's actually a great story. The bride is a very successful entrepreneur with a fashion brand here in Australia (she's wearing one of her own dresses). Her mother never actually had a wedding dress because they didn't have money when they got married, preferring to spend all their money on giving their kids a better life. Jane, the bride, did know about the dress beforehand and was happy to give that to her mother who sacrificed so much to give her a good start. Also, Jane has an incredible sense of humour, so it wasn't an issue for her.

I couldn't imagine being a bridesmaid and having the bride demanding I cut and color my hair to be identical to all the other bridesmaids. Count me OUT of that wedding. It's my damn hair.

Before the pandemic I went to a wedding that the bride was very specific that we could only wear white... when she entered the ceremony we all understood, her wedding dress was a beautiful lavender dress and she wanted pictures with everyone in white, bridesmaids in purple and she in lavender... we were basically blended with the decoration all in white lol

People who say "family is all we have" say that because they are the first people to stab you in the back but don't want you to be mad because *they're family*.

I once saved a fish from a wedding, the fish lived longer than the marriage. For more information, all the tables for whatever reason had betta fish on them.

My daughter is actually amazing enough to know me well enough to not insist on me wearing a shade of grey as mother of the bride. SHE found and bought an amazing emerald green floor length gown for me. I sat silent and cried for hours at her thoughtfulness.

😱 That poor bride who's mom is planning a vow renewal directly before her wedding. That mother sounds like a narcissist. My heart goes out to the daughter. ❤️😞

These mothers who can't handle their sons loving any woman besides themselves need SERIOUS therapy

Why did the last lady need a polygraph? Why can't she "psychically" figure out the culprit?! 🤣🤣🤣

My narcissist mother tried to live vicariously through me and my wedding. Also tried to buy a silver dress and got mad when I told her no because "IT'S ONE OF YOUR WEDDING COLORS AND I DON'T LOOK GOOD IN PURPLE!" Finally found a dress that was white on top, and faded to black at the bottom and it was cute. Lots of other shit went down and now we no longer talk to each other and I had the ceremony I wanted without her trying to push things on me or control the entire thing. Enjoying my almost 1 year anniversary with less mental health challenges thanks to cutting her off from my life. Don't let the narcissists take over your wedding, ladies. Do things for yourself!

"Has anyone ever used puppies as decor before?" Cruella has entered the chat.

If the groom, (person you marry) can’t tell their mom, no to wearing white, or renewing their vows in your wedding day, should you really marry them?

i remember the wedding at 13:30 omg! the dress code was people over 170 lbs have to wear black/ camouflage, while everyone thin had colors and were expensive (including louboutins). bridezilla 100% deserved to get wedding shamed

I agree with the first one, but have to add my story. My friend got married in 2020, one of her witnesses (basically equivalent to a MOH here in Belgium) couldn't be there because she had covid, so we livestreamed the entry into the church, the vows, and other important moments so she could experience them in real time. I made sure to stay out of the photographer's way, even told her upfront I would be doing this and to not hesitate to tell me to move or back off if she ever felt that I was in the shot or a nuisance in any way. She was sweet and thanked me for letting her know. Then she proceeded to be extremely rude to me all morning, complaining about me loudly, and then use me as an excuse later on when some pictures didn't turn out well (when I wasn't even anywhere near the actual picture taking, I only filmed during the entrance, the vows, and some songs that the bride and groom sang during the ceremony). and when she was late delivering the retouched pics (it took her 4 months, and she said it was because she couldn't take the pics the way she wanted to because I was in the way. I was literally sitting or in my church seat or standing next to it the whole time. anyway.) I didn't move around at all to get a 'better look at things'. She apparently 'told on me' to the bride and groom later on and was very angry that I was filming. Anyway luckily the bride knew what I was doing and saw that I was fine and not in the way at all, so she believed me, but yeah that was a weird experience.

Demanding that all wedding guests take a polygraph test is some next level crazy.

I’m retired now but several years ago as a professional pastry chef who specialized in wedding cakes... I’ll tell you contracts are a absolutely necessity! I had this couple come to my shop we did the whole thing.... The tastings, the different fruit and fillings etc. A couple of days later the Groom came back on his own, requesting that the Strawberries be changed to Raspberries. He assured me that his fiancé would be very happy. He stated, that the only reason she went with the strawberries instead of raspberries was because they were less expensive and she was trying to save money. (It made sense at the time) This was suppose to be a surprise for her so he asked me not to call her. After all I made him initial the change and re-sign the contract! The day of their wedding I was assembling their cake and she ran over to me and said, “I can’t wait to taste your Chocolate Mousse with the Strawberries! I just looked at her Husband and smiled and winked. She asked me why l winked at her Husband. I’m just standing there like an idiot waiting for him to say some thing! He finally told her that he replaced HER Strawberries with HIS Raspberries! I was just thinking to myself, Thank goodness I have a contract and they already paid me! This crazy Bride picked up a 10” knife and tried to stab me! Usually I’m an extremely patient person after all, I know planning a wedding is extremely stressful... However all bets are off if you attempt to kill me! I called the Police and they hauled her off to jail in handcuffs, needless to say she missed her entire reception! I was actually thought about not press charges but there was a room full of witnesses and the police insisted that she needed to be arrested . I felt bad but, I’m sure my husband and children would have felt worst if this psycho bitch killed me! I literally jumped to the side and she missed stabbing me by inches! Needless to say, l’ve seen a lot of arguing couples and psychotic Brides in my day but, this woman took the cake. The Raspberry filled Cake! 😂🤣😂

Years ago my mother catered my uncle's wedding. There was like over 500 people that showed up and she did all the food for free and it was a huge spread to feed a lot of people. Anyway she got really upset that my sister wasn't asked to be a bridesmaid and all the other cousins that were girls were. This was done by my aunt her sister-in-law who didn't like my sister cause she was too tomboyish and my mom just assumed that my sister would be in the wedding. My sister was like 9 years old and she felt super left out. So my mom being petty but absolutely wonderful dressed my sister in a all white tux (this was 1986 mind and even back then my mom knew she was butch a lesbian) and she absolutely owned it. At the wedding my mom even made comments like well if she been a bridesmaid she would have wore those ugly pink dresses but she wasn't asked so we just went with what we had on hand.

I attended a wedding this weekend and when it came to the speeches the best man was first. He started by saying:" They say a best man's speech should take as long as the groom to finishes during sex..." looked at all of us awkwardly and walked of stage 😂😂😂😂 He did come back and do his whole speech but was a very funny icebreaker

Why brides think they can have control over someone's hair color or lengh or make up, just because it's their wedding?

I worked with a woman who sneered at me for being appalled when she said she gave parties with goldfish in bowls as centerpieces and then flushed them down the toilet as soon as the party was over. This was emblematic of her vile personality and conduct every day.

The "using puppies as decor" came up I went from 0 to 100 on the pissed off meter real quick.

That best man “welcome back everyone” joke is golden… I think it’s amazing.

That last one: I remember her dress code. Fat women had to wear black, and fat men had to wear camouflage, and they were going to all dance on a black sandy beach, with the thin guests in red in the middle, shooing away the fat guests. OH, and the thin women had to wear Loubitini (sp?) expensive SPIKED HEELS, with the red soles, so they would show off the soles, as they did the special spin and kick move of the dance. On a black sandy beach. Because NOBODY TRIPS while dancing in spiked heels on sand. And dressing fat women in black clothes on a black sandy beach, so you can "shoo them away" is not at all fat-shaming. Oh, and this was going to be in summer in Hawaii. Oh, and the dress code included more than just expensive heels. Guests were required to spend AT LEAST $1000 on the outfits, AS WELL as a gift AND an outfit to wear to the actual ceremony. AND the dance outfits to wear outside on the beach in the summer in the tropics? Sweaters and velour. SWEATERS AND VELOUR. This woman was so incredibly delusional. It wasn't a surprise that she believed a $99 polygraph would actually work to find out "the snitch." I don't have a link, sorry. But I know I will never forget when I first read about that wedding from hell.

The girl who wanted to use puppies as a decor is a sad reality of today’s thinking. Shame on you girl.

Ok, so the Saturdays are for the boys wedding! That was actually the wedding of one of my brothers friends and there was a legitimate reason behind the joke. For the past few years all the boys had gotten together every Saturday to watch sports and hang out and stuff. Now, one of the groomsmen was special needs and it was distressing in the extreme for him when there was any deviation from his daily routine. The wedding was done on a Friday because it was the day that would have caused the least upset for him. A few people on the guest list had been complaining and constantly asking about why the wedding was going to be on a Friday. The banners were a way of answering their questions without outright saying anything about their buddies disability or drawing attention to it.

If I was invited to my ex’s wedding after they cheated on me I’d go and make a toast 🥂 especially if they were marrying my ex best friend

Why do people insist on using/abusing animals for their wedding? I work at a wild life/bird rescue center and we get a crazy amount of malnourished and sick white doves during wedding season. Those doves are not used to finding food for themselves, so if they get lost on the way home they will starve to death

My friend’s wedding hired a phone referee- the literally wore a tux and walking around telling people to put their phones away or pushing phones down out of the way of the photographer 🙌🏻

My brother-in-law’s brother’s toxic ex tried to make my sisters wedding night all about her and her personal drama and she kept trying to start fights with everyone who she’s never met before and kept trying to play the victim. It was so satisfying to see the bride maid of honour kick her ass out

If my husband allowed his mother to dress in a wedding dress on my wedding I would not have married him. Thank the heavens my mother-in-law and I get along.

As a wedding photographer, I totally agree. I can't tell you how many wedding pictures were ruined by guests stepping between me and the bride/groom. It's actually infuriating.

I'm so tired of hearing things like "family is all we have." My mom and I were homeless at one point and my "family" didn't give a shit. They have space on their property and room in their house, we just needed a temporary place so we could save up enough for a deposit on an apartment, but said they refused to help us and wanted nothing to do with me because I have medical issues and am 'complicated' (I have a chronic pain disorder and have a hard time moving around, I also have adhd and depression). Luckily my FRIENDS FAMILY (who I just met a few months prior) let me stay with her until my mom and I could get back on our feet. Just because someone shares DNA with you doesnt mean they love and care about you. ANIMALS ARE NOT DECOR!!!!!! THEY ARE LIVING CREATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are a cruel heartless human that does not deserve children if you believe that animals are decor. You should not be trusted with children if you put animals in shitty situations for yourself. BTW the person that created polygraphs agrees that they are bullshit.

Funniest thing was when someone insisted on having their wedding at the height of the start of Covid when everything was shut down and kept posting they weren't going to live in fear. One person outside the parents showed up. Normally I would feel bad for them but they were so dismissive of health concerns towards the guests in their posts beforehand that I think they kinda had it coming.

That fiance better be letting his mother know he won't be attending her vow renual....

Why does the psychic need a polygraph test to tell who's lying?

The girl was worried about the flowers because she didn’t want to bring home anything on her clothes to her cats. She didn’t want to bring her cats to the wedding. 🤦🏼‍♀️

"Welcome back everyone" is freaking hilarious!

The fish died because they used up all the oxygen in the little bowl of water. Fish require filtration to provide fresh air. I agree live fish at weddings is an awful choice.

My mom told me that my grandmother (her MIL) insisted that she and my dad get married ON my dad's youngest brother's birthday! He was turning one! She said she wanted it to be a special day for him too! When my mom questioned it, my grandma said that if they didn't, they wouldn't be helping with the cost of the wedding (my mom's family was very poor with several small children at home and couldn't afford to help). So after my mom and dad cut their wedding cake, they all sang happy birthday to my uncle and cut HIS birthday cake! There were two gift tables and instead of opening wedding gifts in front of guests, as was customary at the time, they had a birthday party for my uncle and he "opened" his gifts. Did I forget to mention HE WAS TURNING ONE?!?! Of course, he doesn't remember any of it BECAUSE HE WAS ONLY ONE! My mom remembers it, because her special day was RUINED BY HER MONSTER-IN-LAW!!!

Short story but, My mom’s friend was having a wedding in Beirut, And after doing vowels like 2 hours later, (they decided to do a live stream for all the family and friends who couldn’t make it to watch) it shut off, 5 minutes later the media took storm about Beirut’s explosion, We sent multiple texts and after conformation, Everybody was fine, but injured with glass shards. The whole front wall blew down and fell.

10:12 I swear if my future husband/wife did this I wouldn't even marry them, I'd just call off the wedding 😐

I absolutely HATE seeing cellphones at wedding ceremonies. That first clip and screenshot says it all!!

Some of these weddings seem like the prequel to a divorce.

Sounds like she’s looking to take a centerpiece home after the evening🤣🤣🤣🤣

14:10 as an Indian I am ashamed ;-;

Since I've been married 3 times, perhaps my wedding song should be "Another One Bites The Dust"? 😅🤣😂😆😅 3rd time was the charm though, I've set a new record for staying married. 🤣❤

The couple who cheated and credited the ex/ former friend in the narrative of how they met likely did that just to get under OP’s skin and upset her.

1:18 they probably paid a lot for a wedding photographer too :(

While people taking pictures during the ceremony is absolutely a real problem for photographers, that first pic is photoshopped. The image on the phone doesn't match the entrance at all. Edit: omg 8:28 the virus isn't actually those colors, that's a representation to show the different parts of the capsule. They couldn've used literaly any colors

No regrets whatsoever when we had our “destination wedding” just the two of us. The owners of the lodge we stayed at were our witnesses and we had a photographer. A few family members were miffed but they got over it eventually. No drama. And we used the money we would have spent on a wedding to buy a 3 bedroom house in our first year of being married. After 6 years we sold the house, more than doubled our investment and immigrated to New Zealand where we live now. We have a little homestead and work in the nearby city. Will be celebrating our 22nd anniversary this year.

Family is everything but family is the people who actually love us and who we can count on. People you're related to who stab you in the back aren't family, they're just crappy relatives.

At weddings and others family gatherings i always stand next to the photographer at take the same exact pictures. I do this because i dont want to wait for them to send me my pictures. My family knows this and over the years, they've called me asking for photos that they don't have or can't find.

That phone picture thing.... I did that once. Not intentional and not during walking down the aisle or other important moment. They were posed for photos and a lot of people were taking pics but I accidentally went slightly in front of the photographer (didn't notice him). Moved away as soon as I noticed and apologised.

If I ever find myself at a wedding where someone who is NOT the bride wears a wedding dress, I have a plan: I will "drunkenly" spill red wine all over them. If anyone would like to use this strategy, go forth and conquer 😎

I almost did the "wear white-ish in a wedding" thing back when I was a teen. I went shopping for a dress with my mom, it was my first time going to a wedding and I had absolutely no clue about the "white is for the bride" rule. Apparently my mom was in outter space when I choose a white dress, the sales girl was the one who told me "maybe not this color?".

Why are there so many stories about people being forced to be involved in a wedding with an ex SO and the side chick/dude. WHY ARE SO MANY MOMS TRYING TO LOOK LIKE BRIDES ON THEIR SON'S WEDDING. 😬

I’ve been cringing so hard over your wedding stories that I’ve developed abs of steel, Charlotte

Imagine the guy telling his future children "Saturday's are for the boys" when they wanna spend time with him

I've never understood the rule in Western weddings that only the bride wears white. In Pakistan the bride traditionally wears red, but really she can wear absolutely any colour she wants and among the usual 300-500 average guests, someone is bound to wear the same color. We also have this perfectly acceptable tradition where guests who recently got married (within the last year or so) wear their own wedding dress. In fact, if you can still fit into your wedding outfit no matter how long ago you were married, you are encouraged to wear it.

I'm 50/50 on the "introduced them while I was dating him" one. My big sisters best friend has been so close to family for all my life that she is considered part of the family. About twelve years ago she was with a guy she really liked, then he broke up with her. After he dumped her he asked for my sister (her best friend/sister)s number 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️. Which she gave him 🤦🏽‍♀️. Twelve years later and my sister is still with him and has two kids and my other sister (who was originally dating him) has been with his cousin for the last six years. It all worked out great and how it started is a running family joke.

12:55 this party will DEFINITELY be remembered- _but not for a good reason_

No puppies and no goldfish at weddings. This shouldn’t ever be a thing. Ever.

I would do ANYTHING to be a fly on the wall at the “snitch” party...I can’t imagine anyone showed up...and who would want to clean up someone else’s wedding!? Like what the hell is wrong with this woman?? 😳😂

That “family is all we have” 🤯😂 some people are unbelievable!

The second one. The best man speech yes say “Welcome back everyone”. That’s hilarious.

Man here. To the one with a list of demands like no full face of makeup. I would go with a full clown face just to piss them off lol.

I never realized how many women wear wedding gowns to other people’s weddings! 😵‍💫

I remember walking down the aisle at my wedding and being super surprised and saddened by how many people had their phones out.

That BLM check bought some prime real estate for a couple of people. It helps whole communities when a wealthy person gets another home. It’s like bells ringing and angels getting their wings in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’!

For the puppy thing, they actually could have set up something with a local pound to get puppies adopted, and it would have been, in my view, actually a nice little thing. Would have made the wedding a lot more bearable for kids, and someone's lonely aunt or uncle could have just adopted a puppy. Also it's funny that the spiritual healers, are using something like a fucking polygraph. Why not just use that spiritual mumbo jumbo to feel out the snitch?

That is exactly why we went to the courthouse and called it a day. No one was invited. No drama, just my husband and I.

9:18 The coordinator is basically telling the female guests what hairstyle they can have? My hair is too short for a ponytail so it’s definitely not a bob. Does that mean I wouldn’t be admitted? 🙄 The first two are the only reasonable rules.

I happened upon you by accident today and now I am sad for all the days I didn't know your channel existed. Such deliciously chaotic snark. I stan.

I'm crying for the little fishes ... Animals are not a decor or entertainment. How fucked up you have to be to make this??

Bridezilla: "We have 10 years of experience as certified spiritual healers" Also bridezilla: *Reacts in the most toxic, spiritually unhealthy way to society's response to their toxic wedding vows....

On my wedding day my mother bought me a 140€ Dress in Mauve Purple, she did my hair and I did my makeup myself. I didnt even plan on spending any money except for the costs of the ceremony which were 85€. And she asked me "Would you have thought that you were going to be so beautiful?" ... Excuse me what? "Yes" was my answer.. Because how she said it would've meant that I would've been ugly without her afford and I wasn't going to let her pull me down on my wedding day. It took me many years to accept and love myself and I think I'm beautiful no matter what. I know she was fishing for compliments but not if it implies that I would have been ugly without her! Grrr

14:05 As an Indian I am ashamed ;-;

Pets or animals, in general, should not be allowed at a wedding unless they are brought in by an organization that will take care of them during and after the event. For example, in college, we had an organization that would bring on-campus local animals to play with to help students destress before finals. the animals were well behaved and had handlers. but in general no pets. I remember a wedding where the bride and groom thought putting butterflies in envelopes would be a good idea and not telling the guest what was inside them just not to open them until time. Kids were playing with them and the butterflies died. Kids were crying and people overall were not happy.

I think it’s kinda cute when the Chinese moms don’t know not to wear white to their daughters weddings since in China you actually wear red to your wedding. And so the mom and daughter end up matching. The TikTok side by side you showed I think the girl was actually delighted that her mom looked so beautiful at her wedding.

"welcome back everyone" is hilariously fucking shady but i also think its the fastest way to not be invited to the third wedding xD

8:15 the fact one of my name’s is Kim makes me wanna cry 😭

I am a Priest who has presided at many weddings and my late husband was a professional photographer. I always announced that no cameras would be used except the professional’s. I really don’t like flashes going off when a couple are saying their vows or praying. Professional photographers are always respectful.

“You can help the crew clean up after dinner.” These are good examples of weddings people shouldn’t have because they can’t afford to be married.

6:27 get out. Nope. I had SEVERAL PEOPLE wear white to my wedding???? I specifically said no white. At least they didn’t wear a WEDDING DRESS

My sister got married last weekdn and they had a poster and announced that cell phones were not allowed during, this dude right at the seat next to the aisle PULLS IT OUT, as i walked up to be seated with family i shot a glare at him and mouthed "turn it off" xD

9:35 I would legit pull out as a guest if I received this email. Reminding people not to wear white is one thing.. but don't ask me to come to a big fancy formal event and tell me I can't wear makeup or do my hair. I'm not spending hundreds of dollars on a dress and shoes to wear a fcking ponytail with it. Period.

I've been to weddings where they requested on the invites and other locations around the venue that the guests were not to use their phones to take pictures, it was for the professional photographer so they could take clean shots without having to go around guests. Then at the reception of one wedding, the couple had purchased single-use cameras for everyone to use to take photos of each other so the couple would have more guest photos and the photographer they hired could focus on them and the wedding party as well as the dance floor. They ended up getting some really amazing candid photos of their guests that way because everyone was having fun trying to take pictures of their family members without them knowing. I thought it was a brilliant way to keep the photos taken and allow them to post photos from their wedding when they were ready, not when their guests felt they should.

11:11 the fish are gasping for air? mk XD

I have learned so much about weddings that i didn't know before watching all of your wedding content😁. I had nooooo idea no one was supposed to wear white!😱 Like, noooooo idea! Thanks Charlotte! Love you!

I got married last year and one of my husbands friends was planning to propose to his girlfriend of four years, the same day as our wedding! His explanation was because theyd be all dressed up already, it was going to be after the ceremony. A mutual friend had to explain to him that his plan is not the best idea.

My brother got his wedding postponed for one year and he was finally united with his now-wife. We didn't have ceremonies, reception whatsoever. He's happy that he's married and that's all it should be 😄

Puppy decor: I wonder how that worked out. There'll be puppy poop all over the place in no time. lololol

😂👏👏😂 *HELL YES!! The best man starting off his speech with "Welcome Back" is legit THEE BEST THING EVER!* 😂😂❤❤😂😂

the Saturdays are for the boys one... i just wanna say, my heart goes out to the bride. i couldn't imagine being married to a child, neanderthal, and an imbecile all rolled up into one 😔

I’ve volunteered at animal rescues and shelters for several years. Yes. People use puppies/kittens for decor. They adopt them and then dump them off in a box in front of the shelter when they’re done. It’s heart breaking and disgusting. Mostly black cats for Halloween, but I’ve seen some likely fluffy white wedding photo puppies. Bunnies for Easter are big, too.

A "polygraph party" ? Oxymoron if I ever saw one. A 99$ polygraph machine ? Your laugh says it all, Charlotte !!

That rule of thumb cannot apply to parents. I had a wedding photographer but my mom was still going to take photos with her camera.