Jane: * hits button * Carter: *i just got rejected n shit*

Jane is just waiting until she proposes 2 years later to hit the button

“Jane is the type of person to hide a zombie bite from the group”

Ah, my favourite KZfaq series, "Bisexuals with ADHD breaking each other's hearts."

Jessi was acting like my sim trying to level up their charisma

Welcome back to “Bisexuals Being Mean to Each Other”

Jane actually has a good strategy, by leaning in she’s not only physically closer to the button, she allows them to open up to her and let their guard down

They’re just vibing and the fuckin button says “Scott has ADD” like damn leave him alone 😭😭😭

Plot twist: this isn’t the season finale they’re just waiting to film a series where Cody is the voice of the button

Carter's personality was indeed frictionless

the two types of players on this show: awkward quirky bisexuals and stone-cold straights who look like they're from instagram

i'm terrified of jane because if she talked to me for 30 seconds i would probably fall in love and get my heart broken immediately

jane is the human embodiment of “no❤️”

i think i died a little when Carter got rejected... shit was *brutal*

Jane would be absolutely insane in Hunger Games. Just straight up dropping a 20 bomb by backstabbing everyone she gets close with

Jane is like a Greek mythology character and I won’t elaborate on that

Jane: *Brutally murders 23 children in the middle of the day* OMG IM SORRY IM SOOOORRRYYY

Jane is the human embodiment of - чєs 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓊𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝙣𝙤

Jade is like a guidance counselor that’s just there for the paycheck

I fully expected Jane to smash the button while holding hands with the last girl

scott: has ADD Jane: Ohhhhh i see we have a mr struggle on our hands....

"do you get free bread sticks?" "Ah no we don't" The button- *turns red* ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵃ ˡᵒˢᵉʳ

Carter: *gets rejected* Carter: your loss I could have painted you pictures and shit

Cody: "A little piece of me dies every time I replay this." Cody: "Let's go one more."

two people: really connecting, having a great time, seem super comfortable with each other the button: TIFFANY HAS A PISS KINK

I want Jessi and Carter to meet. Jessi would be like “ajieuhieiikwbhge your a person whaudhwisih” and carter would be like “Ight I feel that vibe, you want a pastry?”

I can't get over how nervous Jane makes everyone, like, she's so intimidatingly enchanting

Jane was bored by the time the last girl came. She just threw in the towel. Scary how convincing she can be.

Imagine if someone actually pressed the button as aggressively as cody does

When u realize that Jane was leaning into the button, not the people.

"Do you get free breadsticks?" "No" "I think we both know we're done here"

Jane did Carter sooooo dirty. This is all cringey fun and games but that one legitimately hurt to see lol.

Jane’s the kind of person to bring her own button on the date and press it and leave

Pour one out for Carter; her vibes were too chill for Jane to handle

I would've dated Carter NGL. She's really nice and down-to-earth about everything. I like that kind of personality.

Jane is brutal😭 carter is has the most charm compared to the others

Jane is like the kid in school who claims they’re your best friend, and then snitches on you to the teacher the next day

that first girl sounds like she can't decide what to say ever, so just mumbles and hopes for the best

Jane holding hands with that chick is like watching a snake about to strike.

Other people have gotten rejected off the bat for bait and switch before, but Jane got through everyone because she's too pretty to reject. If you feel like someone that pretty is into you, of course you're gonna try

Scott: *pours his heart out about his ADD and worries* Jane: sounds like a Mr. Struggle NOPE

Jade four years from now, kneels down on one knee, reaches to her pocket: "You have made the happiest woman alive, I love you more than anything" *takes out a button and presses it*

Jane proves that pretending to be interested in what people say and looking interested + being pretty is all you need. Works everytime. She understands people are shallow like that.

Jessi had the biggest gay panic I’ve ever seen xdd i love it

"How old are you?" Jessi: "grbentewgoiwenfgi who's supposed to answer that? fnesghr"

so we can agree jane doesn’t like mr struggle

I’ve watched this video a million times, and yet Jane pressing the button TWICE , while Scott was opening up to her about his ADD, still makes me gasp out loud

"You catfished me bro" they're so fucking funny please i need more

jane is literally “💟no💟”

Judge: Where were you at 8 to 10 pm on saturday when the double homicide took place? Jessi: sdkfjshahah who's supposed to answer that sdkjfsdkr?

the only reason jane chose her was because she was getting tired of talking to people and i feel like we all know this

sorry but i’ll never be over the first date when the button asks about when the last serious relationship they were in was and caden goes “7-8 months ago” and jessie goes “oh wow that’s a long time ago” AND THEN PROCEEDS TO SAY LIKE 8 YEARS AGO. i will never be able to understand why she reacted like that like seriously

Imagine Jane holding hands with the last girl and when the button turns red she just headbutts it

having social anxiety is thinking everyone in the world is a Jane

Jessi was definitely running from the cops, somehow found her way into the cut studio and was forced on to set. Also, just as they hit go, the cops walked in to the room.

WHY WOULD THE BUTTON OUT SCOTT LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS LIKE "yeah so --" "scott has a neurological disorder."

When Jane was holding hands with the other lady she should have hit the button with her forehead

jane definitely tried to "accidently" hit the button with her elbow

Jane got people to be vulnerable and open up to her. Then she listened to the sad break up story about how she was dropped by all her friends and isolated and thought 'this is the girl I can manipulate and crush easily.'

Are we not gonna talk about how the button didn't turn red for Jane to push it? The button basically forced the date thing. If you pay attention she looks at the button several times ( cuz she's waiting for it to turn red so that she can push it) and the button never did until they held hands... So she had every intention of pushing the button in the end, she just never got the chance and got stuck Looool food for thought

When was your last serious relationship: "7-8 months" "Wow that was a long time ago." "What about you?" "2013"

“7 or 8 months ago” Jessie: wow that’s a long time Also Jessie: 2013

little did he know

I went backwards- first saw Cody's button vids from 2022 first. Watching Cody think things are "brutal" I. These episodes is so cute- he had no idea what would unfold in the button in 2021/22 etc ahahaha

Jane is like the definition of a siren. Lures the person in and then KILLS THEM (with embarrassment)

Jane would be such a good therapist. Girl is too good at pretending to understand ppl

Not all people who have the ability to manipulate others use it for evil; it can be used for good, as well. With great power comes great responsibility, Jane. *Jane, with a look of newly dawning humility and understanding, says, "This is so true. I will carry these words with me, forever." She smiles, her eyes smile, her heart smiles, and the world smiles with her as she presses the button and half of all life in the universe crumbles to dust.*

little did all of you know he will never stop doing button vids

Jane goes through everyone and actually falls in love with the button, just two emotionless beings, wow beautiful.

Cody : "it's killing me to see Carter get rejected" Also Cody : *replays it 5 times*

Watching this in 2024 I’m soooooo glad they changed the buttons voice

Carter deserves so much more

Jessi: 7 months is a long time also Jessi: hasn't been in a serious relationship for 7 years edit: thanks for all the likes the most I've ever gotten before is like 10 lol

jane is that kid whos “the good kid” around teachers but bullies you at recess

*”You didn’t pocket a few sticks, did you?” 🥖*

Jane might be the villain but damn is she a mastermind

"How old are you?" Jessi: That's personal information

Carter was the best person in this entire show no cap

jane has won the hunger games guys

I rewatch Cody’s commentary on Jessi about once a month and it never fails to crack me up

jane rejecting people after seeming so into them just solidified my trust issues

"hey, you catfished me bro" is how I'll respond next time I'm getting dumped

Cody comparing Jane to a Venus flytrap was top notch lol

carter is the only likable person to ever be on this show

Please get Carter in for some kind of interview the chill vibes are absolutely too good to pass up. What a god.

imagine if jane went on a second date with the last girl, then a third date, then a fourth and then they get into a serious relationship. they meet each others' parents, move in together, and decide to get married. they spend a ton of money and plan the most amazing wedding. the day finally comes. they exchange vows and put rings on each others' fingers, everyone's tearing up at such a beautiful sight. the officiant says "you may kiss the bride", and just when they lean in for the kiss, jane pulls a button out of fucking nowhere and smashes it with the force of a thousand suns.

Damn when Jane rejected the girl with ink after seeming engaged and getting along, shit was cold. I felt bad for the inked lady because if I was her I'd have been thinking that it was going well them boom hit with the rejection. I'd prefer to know from the onset from their body language and chat that they're obviously not interested so I expect the button and the blow is lessened.

I can't get enough of Cody reacting to this show. Him smashing the button and imitating the voice is too too good

The date: awkward and quiet The button: tell graydon about your father's death

We've been sanitizing the Button just for you, Cody. Stay tuned...

I love Carter’s energy so much 😂

I’ve been a barista for 4 years and I’m definitely the “give people pastries and shit” person. Like wtf is a coffee chemist..?

Jane's like a weird evil siren, or a friend who says stuff like : "I’m sorry babe, your outfit is kinda ugly, OMG IM SORRY”

this message is for carter and carter ONLY: marry me.

The absolute obsession this series turned into for Cody and everyone still watching 😂

Two people having ADD instantly breaking the button...love it

"so how old are you?" Jessie: summons a demon

I was hoping Jane would headbutt the button while they held hands LMAO

Cody has really great commentary; he adds a lot more than just rephrasing sentences with more emphasis, sometimes creating new subplots for these characters and settings. Genius rewriting.

cody looks like that one guy in 8th grade that claims he can chug a whole red bull while shooting a 3 pointer