B*tchy Players! What Footballers REALLY Think

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Жыл бұрын

What footballers really think about each other! It's time to take a look at B*tchy Players! It's just a few days until Crouchfest and we've decided to hand this podcast over to you, the listener. It's Peter Crouch's favourite episode of the series as you - the viewers and listeners take control and get to ask a member of the Premier League 100 club anything you like! The main theme is how b*tchy strikers can be about the rest of the squad(!) especially those pesky goalkeepers Rambo! AND Peter Crouch answers questions about making body parts disappear, playing Monopoly and there's a final update on Crouchfest! Crouchy issues a warning for event organisers as well as a serious discussion about when players get 'too comfy' at an elite football club.
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This Episode... welcome back to the 'White Bait' pub! Crouchfest is almost here! We explain our plans for the World Cup 2022, and who we think the favourites could be for the tournament, we get into your listen messages! Max asks if Peter Crouch remembers David Wheater's magic trick! Harry asks would Crouchy rather Divrat was a Goalkeeper or a Referee? Jack asks about pay as you play contracts, Tom wants to know everything about man to man and zonal marking AND we listen to some FIFA Rage about Peter Crouch's hero card in FIFA 23!
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@thatpetercrouchpodcast Жыл бұрын

We're looking forward to seeing you at Crouchfest this week! *LAST CHANCE FOR CROUCHFEST TICKETS HERE: **gigst.rs/Crouchfest* *Get in contact with the show here: **thatpetercrouchpodcast.com*

@benarcher7411 Жыл бұрын

Chris the type of guy who shuts the fridge door with his hips

@lildevil2380 Жыл бұрын

What?

@VeryBritishHumour Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@bobbybobstar1496 Жыл бұрын

Most people do because they have a beer in one hand and a snack in the other , only poor people close there fridge with there hands because there hands like there fridge are empty

@benarcher7411 Жыл бұрын

Bobby bobstar ok sweet heart keep telling yourself that

@bobbybobstar1496 Жыл бұрын

@@benarcher7411 its a fact poppet ain't all poorpers like you

@liammaywood4990 Жыл бұрын

as a scouser who lives in anfield I've had the pleasure to meet him twice and he is the most down to earth humble guy you can meet doesn't disappoint absolute legend💪👏

@andrewmartin2103 Жыл бұрын

True can't knock him so honest also credit him all fans of clubs he played for love him nice person .

@JoeSmith12393 Жыл бұрын

I have met him meself on lark lane few years ago an he was proper sound

@ruffsqwadnastymovement3099 Жыл бұрын

You must be the most well spoken scouser I’ve ever come across! Do you live in the north of town?

@PickeringSamuel Жыл бұрын

I seen him dancing in Garlands off his tits haha

@ricardosd12 11 ай бұрын

@GanjaDan still on the ganja mate?

@rj2409 Жыл бұрын

That voicemail from Germany is GOLD!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@romanoonamor7690 Жыл бұрын

Promoting that kind of people is EXACTLY what's wrong with social medias in this world

@chrisalarcon6135 Жыл бұрын

@@romanoonamor7690 oh relax

@sfullernj Жыл бұрын

These guys are great together. Love this podcast. Laughing a lot

@theboystevens Жыл бұрын

B*tchy Players starts at 28:20

@jonnyting71 Жыл бұрын

Hero

@stuartswanton1676 Жыл бұрын

The whole bit of getting the same wage if you're on the bench reminded me of Winston Bogarde. £40k a week for 4 years and made 11 appearances!

@garethshottin Жыл бұрын

That 2 more appearances than Phil Jones and for £85k a week less. So Bogarde seems like a deal.

@jlan5411 Жыл бұрын

Adebayor 100k a week to train with youth squads at Spurs aha

@mediacenterman8583 Жыл бұрын

Don't forget Wayne Bridge at City £100k a week at City, refused to go on loan and was happy to be benched and play golf. And I think Danny Drinkwater is still being paid at Chelsea!!

@TomCruz54321 11 ай бұрын

Ozil with £350,000 per week and being a ghost on the pitch.

@sloan6543 Жыл бұрын

class as always boys

@ewanmcdowall4938 Жыл бұрын

Quality podcast love it 😂

@trevorg2128 Жыл бұрын

I like what he says crouchy, going to watch it with his friends and talking to you two.

@Howyanow Жыл бұрын

Should do a watch along for the England games

@SteelBonsai Жыл бұрын

Evening lads, just watched the episode crouchy did with DOA CEO it was quality 👌🏻👀

@KingCalla 10 ай бұрын

Who??

@SteelBonsai 10 ай бұрын

@@KingCalla diary of a ceo its on KZfaq Crouchy was on his show 👍

@andreassavvides5247 Жыл бұрын

Class pod lads

@thatpetercrouchpodcast Жыл бұрын

Cheers Andreas glad you enjoyed watching

@mattthomas3882 Жыл бұрын

The story about kick offs with Defoe 😂

@lfcbpro 11 ай бұрын

There was a Liverpool under 23 who was kicked out because he had a bad attitude and hand the Range Rover, watches etc, and had never played a game, and Klopp just got rid. I thought it was Brewster like a few other people, but may have been a few different at the time. We had a lot of decent youngsters who didn't develop past the 6-7 games mark, before sold. I am wondering if this was attitude rather than ability?

@kylecook4206 Жыл бұрын

Podcast keeps levelling up. Can see Crouch is really get used to and comfortable with this

@craigchristian344 Жыл бұрын

Levelling up? Ffs

@Ajs_1988 Жыл бұрын

I think we've found out what crouchie would of been instead of a footballer

@calum5899 Жыл бұрын

Another top class episode 😂

@thatpetercrouchpodcast Жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed Calum

@kierencoats9077 10 ай бұрын

i grew up in England for 12 years before leaving the country. Stuff like this makes me miss playing football all the time. for my school, for a sunday league team, and any other chance I got.Should get back into it, but where I live in now its a lot more difficult

@poolie-mag8282 Жыл бұрын

Crouchy should do a watchalong for 1 of the England games

@waynehutchoNFFC Жыл бұрын

Forest 3rd keeper last week got an award for being at the club 20 years.. hes played 47 times and keeps getting a new contract 😂😂

@romanoonamor7690 Жыл бұрын

Not much to laugh about. At least he's not like 98% of footballers, always complaining and moving clubs because they didn't play the last 3 games

@seanplested6939 Жыл бұрын

Crouchy you are a absolute legend👌👌

@joshcyprua7217 Жыл бұрын

Think this is the best pod yet fuckin hilarious boys

@stuearth5076 Жыл бұрын

Wheater was on the bench for the matches against France and crouchy's popular Trinidad and Tobago!!

@JWalks Жыл бұрын

Can't believe it took this long for you guys to mention Tommy F, I though he had died 🤣🤣

@htid84 Жыл бұрын

30:31 killed me! XD

@evansnzomo9618 Жыл бұрын

Now we know David Wheater had the best ball retention stats.

@seriousblackNI Жыл бұрын

Crouch's couch Ref's 🤣

@scrapydan3251 Жыл бұрын

Love crouch's hero card on fifa guys a beast

@tjrs3121 Жыл бұрын

Let’s be real bro on fifa crouchy is absolute dog water, they did him dirty

@scrapydan3251 Жыл бұрын

@@tjrs3121 No chance I've been scoring goals for fun with his world cup hero card.

@rizzles1985 Жыл бұрын

Keep up the work boyz

@kevstew8026 10 ай бұрын

How dear for crouches esp when it's 4 tickets plus travel plus accommodation. So many questions

@gillie-monger3394 Жыл бұрын

Crouchy talking about refereeing board games at home - that's called 'Dungeons and Dragons' mate!

@stevelawrence4280 Жыл бұрын

Is that a wrist watch Crouchy , or an elbow watch

@jasonm5288 Жыл бұрын

Timestamps being added?

@dreamcastboy1 Жыл бұрын

Everyone should watch Haaland's reaction to Salah's goal after he skinned Cancelo...THAT is a man who thinks his defence is shite

@Tawadeb Жыл бұрын

Do you have a link??

@bobbyjames534 Жыл бұрын

I’m from middlesbrough and I also have a small enough penis and a big enough pair of balls to perform this trick, I was unaware it was a regional talent to be honest but that just makes it even more impressive. UTB

@liverpoolfanatic8064 Жыл бұрын

How has statman pulled this off a regular place with crouchie

@craigbennett3627 Жыл бұрын

'could you draw it' :D wow! who would ant that artwork laughed so much there!!!

@scottmurrell878 Жыл бұрын

Your in my ultimate team crouchy banging them in son 😂

@sjaakbral83 Жыл бұрын

Do the 6 min audio on the clip channel

@wilseph1 Жыл бұрын

Any feedback we can take onboard....

@sirtonyholohan69 Жыл бұрын

imagine how good the podcast would be if they actually had a good guinness

@user-tg6vq1kn6v Жыл бұрын

A stonewall album, congrats.look forward to your future Balenciaga campaign

@HesBack420 Жыл бұрын

Love the podcast as always lads, so when we getting That Peter Crouch Podcast on tour ?

@thatpetercrouchpodcast Жыл бұрын

Do you know about Crouchfest this weekend?

@Milne85 Жыл бұрын

@@thatpetercrouchpodcast it’s my bday on Saturday... free tickets?

@kylecook4206 Жыл бұрын

@@Milne85 Or just pay

@Milne85 Жыл бұрын

@@kylecook4206 yea good point my comment turned out to be somewhat but sod it, was just a shot in the dark anyway mate lol

@kylecook4206 Жыл бұрын

@@Milne85 Yeah fair play

@Milne85 Жыл бұрын

You no longer putting them on bbc sounds anymore? Is it just on here now?

@Lajm92 Жыл бұрын

Spotify

@Lajm92 Жыл бұрын

It’s not part of BBC anymore

@thatpetercrouchpodcast Жыл бұрын

On all podcast platforms Hugh, Apple, Spotify etc... That Peter Crouch Podcast

@Milne85 Жыл бұрын

@@thatpetercrouchpodcast thanks a lot, appreciate it

@321edhp50 28 күн бұрын

0:23 of course u ran after a lift home ! 0:49

@anthonygreen8638 Жыл бұрын

9:30 anyone else listening in the bath ....

@Rain188 Жыл бұрын

Imagine how Mo and Bobby Fermino feel recently about Liverpool defence. Drawing 3-3 vs Brighton

@wezhickling7705 Жыл бұрын

It’s enough ball bag for complete coverage 🤣🤣🤣

@JP-sv8mi Жыл бұрын

You could amalgamate butlers in the buff with the rent a ref. Clattenburg would love being a cheeky monopoly ref

@conor459 Жыл бұрын

I can picture Crouchy/Vdv etc looking back at heurelho gomes in anger after he lets in a sloppy goal

@321edhp Жыл бұрын

Sliding tackle n get over it !

@benstratton2359 Жыл бұрын

Please stat man Dave. Stop Pounding that laptop with them big fingers like I.T with sky bet 😂😂

@RR-ci9pm Жыл бұрын

Get Jill Scott on! Watching her in the Jungle she is similar to Crouchy (and not just the height!). Podcast would be 🔥

@theboystevens Жыл бұрын

Shut up

@dondamon4669 6 ай бұрын

She's a terrible footballer though

@dondamon4669 6 ай бұрын

Wouldn't even make a under 16 men's team

@liammaywood4990 Жыл бұрын

definitely something in that referee business 😂 Rent-A-Ref

@thatpetercrouchpodcast Жыл бұрын

You heard it here first

@harveystanton6238 Жыл бұрын

Kasabian are going?

@Monkeypole Жыл бұрын

Serge is the frontman now

@syedahil3464 6 ай бұрын

Hello

@madoldbag6874 Жыл бұрын

I’ve listened to every episode of this brilliant podcast However, please someone tell Dave that I can’t take his Totally Fake Laughter NOTHING IS THAT FUNNY MAKE IT STOP

@stuartholden6288 Жыл бұрын

I wish you did timestamps

@wizardofosgood Жыл бұрын

Can someone translate the German part lol

@resync6346 Жыл бұрын

basically just repeating what he said in English calling him son of a b*tch and english b*stard etc.

@grajammellor660 10 ай бұрын

Crouch seemed a bit devoed no broadcaster wsnted gim to go to the world cup

@Kaka-hy4pw Жыл бұрын

Hate to be the negative one but i think you need another host as well as statman Dave. Sometimes painful to hear, give him another role in the team.

@johnnyyen3007 Жыл бұрын

England to go further than Wales? Ivan Toney said he won't be betting on serial losers, so he's stuck a wad on Wales 😀

@Tawadeb Жыл бұрын

With his betting winnings??

@johnnyyen3007 Жыл бұрын

@@Tawadeb yeah. I wonder if he put a tenner on himself not going to the World Cup? 😀

@Tawadeb Жыл бұрын

@@johnnyyen3007 lol

@davidmanion6525 Жыл бұрын

The voice message off ze german fifa pro player 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he's not a fan im guessing hahaha

@kramnosbor9534 Жыл бұрын

They don’t even call him foreskin anymore 😢

@JoDyMa Жыл бұрын

Girl band? Two thirds said yes? I'm guessing this is Atomic Kitten to play that god-awful Southgate song

@lukassT123 Жыл бұрын

To be fair Crouchy, look at the keeper when you’re missing sitters

@AndrewG1989 Жыл бұрын

Even having banter can be bitchy as well 😂

@ellisallen1995 Жыл бұрын

Can someone please do an edit of these videos to extract the 15 minutes of the show where they aren’t taking about: 1a.) Crouchfest 1b.) how they can’t believe they’re doing Crouchfest, even tho they mention it every ep 2.) daft classifications of things related to football I.e. that childish nonsense Chris Stark wets himself over ‘draft exclusion’ 3.) Everytime Chris Stark speaks Please upload separate vid of anytime Statman Dave provides some insights, and Peter C talking about footy (or his Mrs)

@cmoyo91 Жыл бұрын

Or you could just stop watching?

@willgamm22 Жыл бұрын

cry more