Baby Hotline, please hold me close to you Baby flatline, still time to do it too (ha-ha-ha!) Baby snack time, chow down to earth But in your head she's a Hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dom Boundary boredom! I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay Hung up and put it on hold! (old) (Hotline!) My line is getting cold! (o-o-old) (Hotline!) Hung up and put it on hold! (o-o-old) (Hotline!) (Oh, uh, I'll try again though) Baby Hotline, please dial nine to get out! No flatline, what were you scared about? (Ha-ha-ha!) Baby sat by and felt the wind At least I called her a Hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dom No boundary and boredom! I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay Hung up and put it on hold! (-Old) (Hotline!) My line is getting cold! (O-o-old) (Hotline!) Hung up and put it on hold! (O-o-old) (Hotline!) Numb, feel burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now what a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb What a waste What a waste What a waste Sunbathe 'til morning time And your e-eyes Will open wide (What a waste) Oh baby, nevermind And my si-ight Oh, run and hide I can say Oh, wrap it in with cinnamon (what about) I've been dead Oh, wrap the trouble now (ha ha!) I feel so good Ring won't bend (and you did it) Thinking bent, oh I won't stay more anymore, oh I don't even think about it Oh, you know I don't Oh, you know I don't Oh, you know I don't Oh, you know I don't I hate hoping, oh-oh-oh I hate hoping, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I hate hoping, oh I hate hoping, oh

For some reason, the transition from "Boundary boredom!" to "I contend that your drinking eye has never opened" just HITS DIFFERENT sped up, is it just me?

0:19 is the best part

0:35 i honestly love this part so much

The voice break at ‘cry’ is just *chefs kiss*

Such a October vibe 🍂🍂

this song makes me wanna cry, dance and feel happy at the same time. and i dont know which one.

This song feels like you've known a place for a long time and you're enjoying the empty streets walking and dancing. ..

FUN FACT!!! this song is about suicide hotlines

This guy makes some seriously good music…original, sped up or slowed, it always sounds good ✨

This song sped up + autumn just hits different

0.75x… ✨P✨E✨R✨F✨E✨C✨T✨

For some reason i think the "uh oh.." is cute😢 0:48

0:19 is just the best part of the song :D

HIS SINGING EMOTIONS (idk if that makes sense) ARE LIKE- IDK 😭

For ppl wondering the meaning behind the song: A woman was about to commit suicide. Baby hotline refers to the suicide line she called. Horder of quaters refers to how she enjoyed collecting coins. There ya go

The part from 0:13 to 0:34>>>>>>>

Dreamcore vibes always come from Mr stauber 😩

I love when you put it on loop and it ends with phone ringing and starts with phone ringing IT JUST HITS DIF

Very 80s. Love it

2:05 - 2:48 is so underrated. honestly my fav part of the song

who don't know the meaning: 😀 Who knows what it means : 💀

My music phases: 1st phase of music: nursery rhymes and funny stuff 2nd: Nightcore 3rd: Daycore 4th: Kind of slowed down 5th: Kinda Sped up 6th: Nightcore again

[Verse] Baby Hotline Please hold me close to you Baby flatline Still time to do it too (Ha-ha-ha!) Baby snack time Chow down to earth But in your head she's a [Pre-Chorus] Hoarder of quarters No boundary boredom-dom Boundary boredom! [Chorus] I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die And I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry And I hate coping Someday I will go back outside And see her okay

Jack Stauber's songs are always best

ive loved this song for years i stg its so good I'm glad tiktok keeps bringing it back

0:19 i just I'm in love with that part

This sounds like early 80s mtv, is it? Sounds so vintage like “ the talking heads “made it. Dam good job!!

Imagine listening to this song as someone who can't cry, just staring intensely or vibing to the song Or by chance wishing you were able to cry as horrible memories start coming back and the only thing you want to do is cry, but you can't because you used up your tears long ago after so much trauma

I love this song it makes me so happy

Lyrics: Baby Hotline Please hold me close to you Baby flat-line Still time to do it too (Ha-ha-ha!) Baby snack time Chow down to earth but in your head She's a hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dom Boundary boredom! I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die And I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry And I hate coping Someday I will go back outside And see her okay (Hotline!) Hung up and put on hold! (Hotline!) My line is getting cold! (Hotline!) Hung up and put on hold! (Hotline!) "Oh, uh, I'll try again though" Baby Hotline Please dial "9" to get out! No flat-line What were you scared about? (Ha-ha-ha!) Baby sat by and felt the wind At least I called her a hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dom Boundary boredom! I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die And I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry And I hate coping Someday I will go back outside And see her okay (For a while) (While, oh) (For a while) (While, oh) (Hotline!) Hung up and put on hold! (Hotline!) My line is getting cold! (Hotline!) Hung up and put on hold! (Hotline!) Numb, feel burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now what a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb What a waste What a waste What a waste Sunbathe 'til morning time And your e-eyes will open wide (What a waste) Oh baby nevermind And my si-ight will run and hide I can say Oh wrap it in with cinnamon (What about...) I've been dead Oh wrap the trouble now (Ha Ha!) I feel so good Ring won't bend (And you did it) Thinking bent, oh I won't stay more anymore, oh I don't even think about it Oh you know I don't Oh you know I don't Oh you know I don't Oh you know I don't I hate hoping, Oh-oh-oh I hate hoping, Oh-oh-oh I hate hoping, Oh-oh-oh I hate hoping, Oh-oh-oh

the sped up is amazing 🤩 1:21 , the best part

Jack should do more music like this masterpiece that he made

1:37 the best part🛐

I think walking a little high or drunk through completely empty streets when it‘s getting dark in september and this song have the same vibe

why is this such a vibe- its perfect

This is what I listen to when happy stimming

1:17 perfect

Theory: Jack stauber had a girlfriend that was suicidal, so his girlfriend called suicidal prevention hotline and they put her on hold, later on she killed herself so this is what i mean: baby hotline, please hold me close to you -means that he wants her back in your head shes a hoarder of quarters -means that she was homeless and loved quarters I contend that your drinking eye has never opened -means that she prob had a swelling eye or smth i insist somebody will die and i hate hoping -pretty self-explanatory, she killed herself Wishing that the pills made you cry and i hate coping -she was probably sick of depression and started eating pills, when she died jack wanted to do the same thing to himself but he "hates coping" someday i will go back outside and see her okay -means that she wants to see her homeless collecting quarters again i think this is a good theory

best song ive heard in the last 2 months

My favorite song 🙂

0:36 this part omg

The art is so cute!!

The amount of times I have listened to this in the past few hours is *ridiculous*

Ah, yes, my new obsession.

FINALLLYYYYY

This song is lowkey a vibe

3:17 is SO GOOD AAAAA

This song gives a different view of the world and is very relaxing. And it's still a good job.

I love jack staubers songs omg

love it

The vibe:😃 The Meaning:☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀

this song>>>

If y’all don’t know the meaning to this song basically, A woman in 2016, called a suicide hotline but she was just put on hold. When they called her back, she had already k!lled herself. A lot of people miss her and this should of never happened.

alora you are the best

This song just hits right

3:47 BEST PART 😻

the song:😀🤩❤ the meaning:💀👹💔

Jack stauber > the universe

this song has like 120 different and i love it

Why does this sound so perfect

I love jack stauber much

0:13 my favorite part

so mfing glad i found this guy his music is good af

this gives me christine vibes ngl and added this to my playlist

omg this song bro-

3:17 OMGGGGG

Jack Stauber is the God of weirdcore/dreamcore songs.

Literally have this song on repeat lol.🫶🏾

Where did you get the art from and if you know who is the creator?

0:19 I like the melody

best thing ever aaaaaaaah

OMG THIS LOOPS PERFECTLY-

This made me realize that I just don’t cry anymore and I don’t know why

I LOVE THIS SONG

Beatifull music

People this song has a meaning some of u may know and some of u don’t know… The comment under this explains this

ty for the song! vibing rn 🎶🎵

This song reminds me of weird core like the backrooms if all the monsters had creepy eyes for heads iykwim

1:51

When u relise its about a woman who commited suicide 👀 Edit: Overall this is amazing and is way better slowed❤ Ty :)

Ngl, this song makes me picture Kokichi Oma and his real emotions for some reason

This song has a dark meaning.

Baby hotline,please hold me close to you Baby flatline, still time to do it too (ha-ha-ha!) Baby snack time,chow down to earth But in your head she's a Hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dom Boundary boredom!! I content that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die and I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry and I hate coping Someday I will go back outside and see her okay... 🎵

this song reminds me of fall

0:21 Slay

i cant stop listening to this brooo

2:05 gives me so much chills i swear

This song reminds of being stuck in the backrooms but in first person and someone edits u trying to escape the levels😨

Such a vibe

This one is mt favorite my god Ilysm

This song makes me feel numb, sad, happy, dead, alive at the same time.

I miss 2022 😢

I love it

i cantits very addicting

this the best out of all the sped up hotlines

0:08 baby laughing

Jack stauber’s laugh is so😫😫

0:19 is the best part in my opinion ❤

Mais j'adoreeeeeeee de ouffffff