Baby Hotline - Jack Stauber, but beats 2 and 4 are swapped
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3 ай бұрынthis is unfinished (kinda)
Yes, we are aware that after the "Okay" transition, it was off for therest of the song. We do in-fact have a plan so that won't happen in a Remaster that we might do. but for now, in injoy this funny "Botline" as Oskarpow3r calls it.
Beat Swapping: Bread-Stick
Funny Captions: Oskarpow3r
Enjoy :)
@Mdudethegreat Ай бұрын
This is what Jack stauber sounds like to people who don’t listen to Jack stauber
@connor8703 Ай бұрын
As someone who doesn't listen to Jack Stauber, this is the same as the original song.
@claudiagomes1104 Ай бұрын
I’m not super familiar with Jack Stauber and you’re absolutely right I’m watching this like “yup sounds like a regular Jack Stauber song”
@Meeshilin_Man Ай бұрын
People on TikTok when Buttercup was trending:
@Fandomerr Ай бұрын
Fr. I was listening to Coffee by jack stauber and everyone was confused
@GamingOdyssey69 Ай бұрын
I can confirm
@GabrielSCCPofficial 2 ай бұрын
Baby hotline but Jack Stauber is using my wifi while making the music
@P3andJ 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@greenrreal Ай бұрын
this should be pinnned
@EmoCreepypastaWeebLivingIn2012 Ай бұрын
You don't need wifi to use a music program
@jktech2117 Ай бұрын
@@EmoCreepypastaWeebLivingIn2012yet, lets see if fruity loops adhere subscription model where u need to use their program online to "prevent piracy" (it will just cause more piracy)
@MelonHere20 Ай бұрын
Lmao
@AuraOnOreos 2 ай бұрын
"Oh dang i ate my hand" *Ah, self cannibalism.*
@Abbie_Demi 2 ай бұрын
Ah, yes
@monochromaticywss Ай бұрын
that is known as 'autocannibalism' and is actually quite common
@RoseRelisnot Ай бұрын
@@monochromaticywss Otherwise otherwise known as autophagia
@monochromaticywss Ай бұрын
@@RoseRelisnot correct
@monochromaticywss Ай бұрын
@@gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R eating your dead skin off your fingernails is a form of autocannibalism
@Enderwave22 Ай бұрын
Baby Hotline but Jack Stauber is having a genuine mental breakdown:
@thefreakasaurus Ай бұрын
so... baby hotline
@LittlestPebble Ай бұрын
@@thefreakasaurus but more drugs
@Hani_67 Ай бұрын
@@LittlestPebble Baby drugs?
@JolieG659 Ай бұрын
@@Hani_67Drugged Hotline 😏
@Hani_67 Ай бұрын
@@JolieG659 Baby doing drugs at hotline
@JadAnimations-hh4gy 2 ай бұрын
0:39 why is it such a banger💀😭
@Sticksthekitty Ай бұрын
Ikr!?!
@someonessecondaltaccount6932 Ай бұрын
I really need the instrumental version of this video
@JadAnimations-hh4gy 6 күн бұрын
@@someonessecondaltaccount6932i can
@JadAnimations-hh4gy 5 күн бұрын
@@someonessecondaltaccount6932 I can make it
@blue_marker 2 ай бұрын
"I can- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" the most saddest thing I've seen
@JackStauberFanGroup 2 ай бұрын
i think he was just trying to show you how he has the habit of screaming like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@kingpog9399 Ай бұрын
@@JackStauberFanGroup oh yeah
@Nothier_thecommenter 2 ай бұрын
"oh dang I ate my hand" -jack stauber
@Skyluvs2233 2 ай бұрын
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
@yourmomplaysfortnite6485 2 ай бұрын
Oh dang i ate mah ha d
@NuperSovaeHeart 2 ай бұрын
GOD I WILL NEVER GET OVER THAT 😭😭😭😭😭
@Flint_the_metal_consumer 2 ай бұрын
0:32 :)
@EyeInsideEyeSocket 2 ай бұрын
God I hate it when that happens
@supermarioscott 3 ай бұрын
"please hotline"
@JackStauberFanGroup 3 ай бұрын
"baby hold me clue, to you, close to"
@Villafaneistrulyawesome 2 ай бұрын
"Still that line, maybe find the *HEHEHE* to you it"
@maribelcoba296 2 ай бұрын
"ciao back time, babies down to"
@Numberize2024 2 ай бұрын
@@maribelcoba296and she’s a head
@2DWRLDD 2 ай бұрын
"huh hoarder of quarters no boredom dee bore"
@Pxnd4s Ай бұрын
"Oh dang, I hate my hand" -Jack Stauber, 2024. *List of inspirational quotes*
@BlueCanaryNightLight Ай бұрын
What a way with words 😊❤
@Novali3123 Ай бұрын
Time stamp?
@Kyrikrliy Ай бұрын
@Novali3123 0:32
@mxke_. 2 ай бұрын
0:28 that one guy when u kill him in any game
@stoneninjagaming4005 Ай бұрын
The oh ping I hate! 😭😭
@AngleInTheShape Ай бұрын
And… WKEISKEJWJjmmqmmM mmzm)£}|}¥{~^{¶
@WOOPAHsoup 4 күн бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
@vivistarlight5666 3 ай бұрын
POV, American healthcare, flatline no free 1:14
@go_anti_uttp_green_screen_kids 2 ай бұрын
and the reason he's there is at 0:32
@halllloioooo Ай бұрын
Screw you
@amongus98223 Ай бұрын
life isn't free, therefore you must pay for healthcare :p
@halllloioooo Ай бұрын
Screw you
@RogerVers1 Ай бұрын
so you can't die without paying in America, wow poor people can live forever
@Cyupidoli Ай бұрын
I swear it actually sounds really good It fits Jack's weird vibe so well
@GoofyAhhYtShort 2 ай бұрын
1:45 A:"go back here, buy the sunshine" B:" okay:))"
@Khronically-online-kat Ай бұрын
0:37
@robophobic_police 2 ай бұрын
this sounds unironically cool
@JackStauberFanGroup 2 ай бұрын
thx
@Malechieh Ай бұрын
@@JackStauberFanGroupsame I was laughing and jamming
@frickagainstbluecheezers 2 ай бұрын
0:31 "Squishing a crowd. OH DANG! I ate my hand! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOUGH" made me laugh the most
@badegg2763 2 ай бұрын
i’m laughing everytime
@LittleCrazyWorld-g9b 2 ай бұрын
Caseoh lines 💀
@joselitabalingit2691 2 ай бұрын
@@LittleCrazyWorld-g9b NAWWW💀💀💀
@caitlincarlton7830 Ай бұрын
@@LittleCrazyWorld-g9byo-
@Titancameramanedits5614 Ай бұрын
@@LittleCrazyWorld-g9b NAHHh
@The22ndMoonOfJupiter 3 ай бұрын
"I ate my hand AAAAAA" "maybe find the HEHEHE" "and she's a head.. huh?" "throwback, i will dumb day outside" "quarter of hoarders" all those lines are perfect
@JackStauberFanGroup 3 ай бұрын
fr!!!!
@idklol-nu4fh 2 ай бұрын
“ok”
@ZIMOU2014 2 ай бұрын
cant forget "flatline, no free"
@arobloxgamerthathasachannel 2 ай бұрын
@@JackStauberFanGrouphide and seek
@Titancameramanedits5614 Ай бұрын
cant forget "oh the ping i hate"
@change1ofthe0s Ай бұрын
This is just what it sounds like when it’s stuck in my head and I can’t imagine it properly
@shrimpyirl Ай бұрын
0:39 - 1:09 THAT PART IS ACTUALLY SO GOOD WHAT
@NESCIKHETXD Ай бұрын
"And she's a head huh" - stauber, jack EDIT: THX FOR THE LIKES
@thisgoober128 2 ай бұрын
0:32 "Oh dang, I ate my hand. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"
@JackStauberFanGroup 2 ай бұрын
lol, for once someone put the time stamp for that part
@SmartAsh2013 2 ай бұрын
Oh dang I ate my hand ªÆĀÂ@ĂaÀÄA4@Æ-
@StaticRadio2010 Ай бұрын
why does "please hotline, baby hold me" actually go kinda hard thouughh,,
@Just_Michael38 3 ай бұрын
0:29 “Oh the ping I hate” relatable
@JackStauberFanGroup 3 ай бұрын
bro, ping sucks at my dads house
@NerinoTheCoolCat 2 ай бұрын
@@JackStauberFanGroupLOOOL
@lillylollyy 2 ай бұрын
real
@Ins3rtt_ 2 ай бұрын
@@JackStauberFanGroupsame
@davin6957 2 ай бұрын
That bird that I hate
@FandeRobotDreams_ 3 ай бұрын
"I ate my hand" LMAO
@Comens1997 2 ай бұрын
LMAO
@denpagan3013 Ай бұрын
LMAO
@Titancameramanedits5614 Ай бұрын
lmao
@spiderproducer8293 Ай бұрын
LTHEMAYO
@lillyvandendikkenberg9480 Ай бұрын
1:30 that feeling of starting to sing too early 😭
@Whiteout.0 Ай бұрын
"I ate my hand" such inspiring words 😭
@kiliandrilltzsch8272 Ай бұрын
this sounds like a song he would legit make and release
@scaleonkhan183 28 күн бұрын
0:02 “please hotline. Baby, hold me” 0:36 “ok :(“ 1:08 *phone ringing* “hotline :) baby hot“ 1:30 “I can AAAAAAAAAAA”
@RTheAnimator 2 ай бұрын
0:33 OH DANG! I ATE MY HAND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION?
@rebiidragon._ Ай бұрын
is it bad that i think this is fire
@Ashtyn-ml2vb 25 күн бұрын
naur its bop
@faielyne 3 ай бұрын
“I can AAAAAAAA your drink”
@elmist_ 2 ай бұрын
I see no difference
@maribelcoba296 2 ай бұрын
me neither
@FachecatOfficial Ай бұрын
ITS ONE YTPH
@someones_idiot Ай бұрын
Same 😔💔
@_r3d.r4bb1t.XP_ 5 күн бұрын
@@FachecatOfficialit's a YTP*
@FOXY_TH3_TH3RIAN 2 ай бұрын
Police: 911 what's your emergency Jack stauber: oh dang I ate my hand :) Police:WHAT
@gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R 2 ай бұрын
1:23 qUaRtEr oF hOaRdErS (OMG PLOT TWIST)
@gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R 2 ай бұрын
I just realized the timestamp is 123
@Icantchangemyhandlehelp Ай бұрын
I somehow didn't even realize that part got swapped
@gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R Ай бұрын
@@Icantchangemyhandlehelp LOL
@gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R Ай бұрын
@@Icantchangemyhandlehelp Also how do you change your handle if you can’t change it I’m confused
@Icantchangemyhandlehelp Ай бұрын
@@gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R haha I'm glad someone finally acknowledged my handle lol I was trying to change it to "AppleSugarPlum" but for some reason it wasn't working- not because it was taken or anything, it just wouldn't load. I couldn't find any good non-keysmash handles that worked for me except for ironically; "Icantchangemyhandlehelp"😂
@aleksandrakaranovic9577 3 ай бұрын
"no boredom dee BORRRE bow down bow DOWN" "burn dum dum 4 3 dumb bound OOOOooOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOoooOOooOooOoOOoooOOOOOooooOOOO" "i ate pine for da no bin :("
@ambersantos3884 Ай бұрын
“oh bend” “throw back”
@Johnny-Number-One Ай бұрын
“Please hotline, baby hold me.”
@i_am_a_ratman Ай бұрын
this feels like when your dream skips around
@jackxenderoffical 2 ай бұрын
1:30 i can AHHHHhhhhHhhhHhhhhhh 💀
@enzo_gabriel3964 Ай бұрын
My favorite part
@joemcduck2748 Ай бұрын
It’s so sad he ate his hand
@fuyim Ай бұрын
Lyrics since I can’t find any in comments (with some random memes In it): Please hotline Baby hold me Do you Those two Still that line Maybe find the- HEHEHE To you Ciao back time Babies down to And she’s a head Huh? Hoarders of quarters Me rarely: No boredom dee bore Kings: Bow down Kings: bow DOOOWN The four three Me: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH Your drink Got the I count the eye Someone: Oh bend Someone else: Never Oh he’s- AHHHHHHHH *gets murdered* But he was some I assume The oh ping I hate And AAAAAAHHHHHHHH Bills left Check the Squishing a crowd Oh dang I ate my hand AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Throw back I will dumb day Outside Ok :) Gee, her Hide and seeeeeeee *amazing music intensifies* Pile up- Co co co co Mine Whole getting Kind of- Co co Bong and hold Utah- Ball line HOT- Co co *ringing* *more ringing*- Hotline :) Baby- *ringing rudely cuts off Jack* Please step out (Jack telling ringing to stop cutting him off) (Person 1:) You k? (Person 2:) dull none :( (Person 2:) TALL *flat line* (Person 1:) NO, FREE :( Jack: Bout Scare them >:) (with a creepy song) Jack haters: screw you >:( Bat bar Jack: baby sa- *interruption* Jack: AND FIRST I- Interruption: Wind I felt the- Jack: CALLER, A?! Quarter of hoarders Tree hall Bound to no BURN, DUM DUM Four three Dumb bound DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Jack: i can- Interruption: AHHHHHHHHHH Your drink never He’s the eye open Did some by hands Ah But he- I ate pine for da no bin :( That the pushing Pills let the hay Me: I have no CRYYYYYYY *doping* Person: I will dumb day go back here, buy the sunshine Person 2: Ok :) (This took way too long if I messed up please tell me-)
@gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R Ай бұрын
UNDERRATED COMMENT
@vivistarlight5666 3 ай бұрын
Oh, dang that I ate my hand☠️☠️☠️
@sova9943 2 ай бұрын
"OH DANG, I ATE MY HAND!!!" lol
@sangeetathammadi9060 Ай бұрын
This severely traumatized me.
@RetroRainRobloxxer Ай бұрын
this kind of cured my pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis🧌😊
@Acornup 2 ай бұрын
"and she's a head, huh" -Jack Stauber 2019 "I ate my hand AHHHHH" -Also Jack Stauber 2019
@ChillyWonk124GD 2 ай бұрын
0:31 he’s rushing for the bank because he can't afford a phone to do digital bills and he squishes a crowd and eats his hand
@robinramy5376 3 ай бұрын
I Love This! This Is So Well Put Together
@JackStauberFanGroup 3 ай бұрын
thank you so much! i worked really hard to make it because swapping beats take forever and if you do it wrong it messes the whole thing up and then you have to see where you messed up and redo it from there.
@TheInfamousBlakr 2 ай бұрын
"And shes a head" -Jack Stauber
@TotallyWa 2 ай бұрын
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
@P3andJ 2 ай бұрын
FRRR
@1ndleun_what Ай бұрын
"oh dang i ate my hand" LMAO
@icecremmester 2 ай бұрын
“squishing a crowd bills left oh dang I ate my hand” 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@outerspaceproduction Ай бұрын
This is what a psychotic break sounds like 😀
@Yukii_dokie 2 ай бұрын
"hide and SEEEEEEEEEEEEE" IM DYING
@Emperor-Quill Ай бұрын
This is like that time I was low on blood and the phone started ringing and I couldn't find it, and because I couldn't think or move that great (due to blood) I just sat down on the floor and waited for it to stop.
@I-Hate-Everybody-But-You Ай бұрын
thats me all the time
@Metacubed Ай бұрын
" Oh dang, I ate my hand. AAAAAHHH- " - jauber stack 2024
@grassman5579 Ай бұрын
"She's a head. Huh?" -Jack stabbed his Toe
@ZureMular Ай бұрын
“I can AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAaaAÆ” That was amazing
@Nautical1001 2 ай бұрын
"squishing a crowd" "tree ball" can relate
@xiv3l 28 күн бұрын
wait this is kinda good ngl😭 like especially the instrumental bit
@MidnightBlueAviation 2 ай бұрын
0:25 babies when no ipad for 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miliseconds
@Veona5086 2 ай бұрын
“oh he’s AHHHHH”
@Ducky_VR_16 Ай бұрын
More like
@Ducky_VR_16 Ай бұрын
1:25
@smiles_joyful 2 ай бұрын
0:22 this sounds perfect
@robi_63-v8d 2 ай бұрын
0:32 oh dang i ate my hand💀
@lillyvandendikkenberg9480 Ай бұрын
0:55 - 1:08 THIS PART IS SO FIRE??
@WillowAmberstone Ай бұрын
This sounds so good too😭❤
@VEVN_YT 2 ай бұрын
"Oh DaNg I aTe My HaNd. AAAAAAAAAAHHHH"🗿🗿🗿
@JackStauberFanGroup 2 ай бұрын
real
@VEVN_YT 2 ай бұрын
"check the squishing the crowd"💀💀💀
@gronkskonk Ай бұрын
this brought me a sense of dread thank you
@MJ_2Day Ай бұрын
I love "oh he's AHHHHH" and "I will dumb day"
@gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R 2 ай бұрын
Babies down to earth 💀 (sounds like that stork legend about babies being born from storks)
@unifital_sewer_rat4364 Ай бұрын
why is it honestly a bop?
@rchaelk2319 Ай бұрын
Is it only me that feels weirdly comforted by this? It's like it's a fond memory you try remembering at first and then memory skipping at the end. Thank you Jack Stauber for this ❤❤
@moonwillowdrawsstuff3668 Ай бұрын
"*ring ring pause ring ring* hotline :)" got me that was so funny
@NoobWhosCool 2 ай бұрын
"Your Drink Got The I Count The Eye" *relatable*
@c4n8r 2 ай бұрын
“bout scare them screw you” the words ever
@JackStauberFanGroup 2 ай бұрын
lol
@calicolol1072 28 күн бұрын
How the teacher sounds at the end of the school day when youre on 2 hours of sleep
@RambleyRacoon99 Ай бұрын
“Oh dang I ate my hand” -stack jauber
@jaray1990 2 ай бұрын
"tomato again but british" made me laugh
@YUM1_.BFDIFAN Ай бұрын
“oh dang, I ate my hand” Fucking Jack strainer
@nico._.9883 29 күн бұрын
honestly i love it
@suplol1305 Ай бұрын
This makes me think of a really cool idea for an arg puzzle piece but its song- where the song itself needs to be decrypted. When you find pattern and change it to the original order you get the true song and all the little hints and stuff. Super fun.
@sunner69 2 ай бұрын
0:16 my favourite part
@kristamu06 27 күн бұрын
No boredom Dee bore
@D-a-n-c-i-n-g_R-a-c-c-o-o-n 27 күн бұрын
That part gave me a stroke
@Randommations1 2 ай бұрын
“Oh dang I ate my hand” 0:33
@puf_yippee Ай бұрын
the first 10 seconds sound amazing!
@Honestenphosian Ай бұрын
Its actually pretty good. It's like a character with too much trauma or mental illnesses, in them, that they started to break/go insane..
@BurntSushi. Ай бұрын
This sounds like something he'd actually make
@TokiStuffed_Freddy Ай бұрын
It was *indeed* very funny! :)
@SilverChicken64 28 күн бұрын
You're laughing, baby hotline is having a seizure and you're laughing.
@Ducky_VR_16 Ай бұрын
Pov a kid asked me what my favorite card game was :my answer 0:57
@still_alive909 26 күн бұрын
WHY IS THIS COMMENT SO DUCKING FUNNY!? 😭😭😭
@Revezityofficial Ай бұрын
Oh dang, i ate my hand.
@floquinhosdefrisk 4 сағат бұрын
As músicas do Jack Stauber são tão boas que mesmo distorcidas, continuam ótimas.
@Zarir3luck 3 ай бұрын
OK I love it "new subscriber"
@JackStauberFanGroup 3 ай бұрын
Thanks for subbing!
@mariagrijalva5880 2 ай бұрын
0:02 i can't 😭
@spongebobsquarechan Ай бұрын
this reminds me a bit of those “what english sounds like to non-english speakers” videos
@Yummatum Ай бұрын
Why is it still banger
@Lewiz6969 2 ай бұрын
Why is this actually good xd
@aroacemasher 2 ай бұрын
"OH DANG! i ate my hand" LMAOOOO
@PokemonSIMP._. 3 ай бұрын
here before this could blow up
@JackStauberFanGroup 3 ай бұрын
this think never wanted to
@noeltheweirdo Ай бұрын
“Boredom de bor bow dowwwn” has gotta be my favourite line
@n3rds_n_sk1ttles Ай бұрын
“Oh dang I ate my hand” AUTOCANNIBALISM!!!
@gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R 2 ай бұрын
WHY DID AHENO APPEAR AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN AT THE END 😂