Baby Daddy S01E05 - Married to the Job
Ben (Jean-Luc Bilodeau), Riley (Chelsea Kane) #BabyDaddy
Jean-Luc Bilodeau as Ben Wheeler
Chelsea Kane as Riley "Fat Pants" Perrin
- Riley!
- Hi.
Perfect. Can you watch
Emma for two seconds?
- Yeah.
- Thanks.
Ooh, sweet ride.
H. Hey,
what's happening?
It's me--
Wheeler Walker W,
your slightly
flirtatious barkeep.
Don't you ever
go home, Walker?
I have wives
I see less than you.
I was just thinking about our
conversation from earlier.
And I think you're wrong
and I'm right.
I mean-- I mean
I'm right for the job,
and you're wrong
not to consider me.
Hmm. Wow.
When I said this to my myself
in the bathroom mirror,
it was really smooth.
Look, I appreciate
the whole "eager kid" thing,
but I'm looking for someone a little more...
responsible.
And that's exactly
what I'm trying to be.
I've got a kid now
and I--
You've got a kid?
Yeah...
Her name's Emma.
And a hot young wife.
Yes.
Yes, I do...
Family man.
And there's nothing more
responsible than that.
You obviously don't know
a lot of family men.
Hi, I am so sorry
to interrupt.
But I've got
to hand her off.
I have an exam in an
hour, and right now,
she knows more about
immigration law than I do.
Little lady goes to law school
and she's running late.
Well, not running,
but she should be.
- Go go go.
- Law school, huh? Must be tough with the baby.
I was just saying how
great you are with Emma.
Okay, give her kiss.
Wave bye-bye.
- Aww, that is so sweet.
- See ya.
But Ben truly does
all the heavy lifting.
I mean, I'm barely
even helping out.
That is one impressive
wife you've got there.
Well, I don't call her
my better half for nothing.
Got a daughter
about her age.
Sadly, they have
nothing in common.
I might have underestimated
you, Wheeler.
Oh my God.
That's the first time
you've said my name.
Let's have lunch tomorrow
and discuss that job.
Oh, and bring your lovely
little barrister with you.
If you can get
a woman like that,
there really must be something
about you I'm missing.
Again, thank you?
What was that about?
Two questions
for you:
What are you doing
tomorrow for lunch?
And...
Will you marry me?
Huh?
I am not pretending
to be your wife.
But I need you!
You're the glue
of my very flimsy lie.
Well, I can't tomorrow.
I'm having lunch with Jack.
- Jack?
- The guy I'm seeing.
In the real world.
Where I'm single
and not breastfeeding.
Okay, how's this?
Once Henderson hires me, we'll get
a quick- but-amicable divorce.
If only you had anything
I wanted half of.
I just want Emma to have a
father she can be proud of.
Please, you have to help me...
"Riley Wheeler."
I only wrote that in
my notebook every day.
I'm just working
on our backstory.
So you'll do it?
Oh, hell no!