Babysitting Mama but I should not be allowed to have a child
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4 жыл бұрынBabysitting Mama should probably call CPS
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@cooperraybelt8298 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin’s girlfriend- “we should have a kid” Kevin - records this video Kevin’s girlfriend- “never mind honey”
@FuckTheYoutubeUsernameChange 4 жыл бұрын
uh, you mean boyfriend, right? everyone knows Kevin is in a committed relationship with PS1 Hagrid, smh
@kingstingray9436 4 жыл бұрын
UóᴥòU you misspelled “CDD”
@Dani-gi2ls 4 жыл бұрын
Cooper Ray Belt hope he doesnt have a girlfriend. Who else am I going to have a baby with??
@WhiffleWaffles 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dani-gi2ls uh...our dear lord and savior Jim Pickens?
@FuckTheYoutubeUsernameChange 4 жыл бұрын
@@kingstingray9436 Hey, Kevin better back off Grognak The Destroyer Attorney At Law's fiancé!!!
@PannierLaw 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being just born and the first thing you hear is “Hey there friends my name is Kevin”
@antonio-onism9814 4 жыл бұрын
A fate worse than death
@shittytransman8501 4 жыл бұрын
Yes I would love to be Kevin's Daughter XD
@synccrow114 4 жыл бұрын
But with a sick ass name like Whiplash, you're destined for great things.
@exosproudmamabear558 4 жыл бұрын
Feck
@olavisalomaa 4 жыл бұрын
I would just crawl back
@nateburkart8947 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he specifies he would win in "unarmed combat" implying the baby would destroy him in armed combat
@guts1336 3 жыл бұрын
It's Kevin... It is very possible
@piroten5602 3 жыл бұрын
It would be a fair armed fight.
@mr.mcglizzy2257 3 жыл бұрын
@@piroten5602 no, Kevin has height
@actuallymichealafton8372 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@hanu6073 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.mcglizzy2257 how do you know the baby is not like 8 feet tall plushies are always scaled down
@emilyrebane9786 4 жыл бұрын
"Kevin and the Cursed Child" - starring: Kevin Mama He Who Must Not Be Shaken
@alleu9210 4 жыл бұрын
this is an underrated comment
@ro-droidmemesandstuff8616 4 жыл бұрын
NO NO NO! PLEASE DON'T SHAKE THE BABY!
@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao I love this
@abstersadventures4172 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment I’ve ever seen. 10/10
@shirothewhitefox378 4 жыл бұрын
Your comment cured my depression, thank you
@clericfleur 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t realise that there was a green screen at the beginning and i was contemplating why on earth Kevin set up an entire room dedicated to Babysitting Mama
@rayraroo 4 жыл бұрын
I thought thats just how he would devorate his room
@maxiemom334 4 жыл бұрын
Why wouldn’t he dedicate a room to babysitting mama?
@ItsTheKerminator 4 жыл бұрын
@@maxiemom334 the better question is why hasn't he?
@thequeen4140 4 жыл бұрын
Ophilly i thought he probably had a baby and didn’t told us🥳
@Calamitose 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't question it at all
@nieblas112w 4 жыл бұрын
"He gets the bottle then runs straight into the door." Just like his papa.
@Thenoobestgirl 4 жыл бұрын
Oof. Big oof. Biggest of oofs.
@dumbassdiana9367 4 жыл бұрын
Nintendo: This game teaches young children how to raise children Also Nintendo: BABY RACE *BABY RACE*
@purple_lt658 4 жыл бұрын
It looks kinda wrong
@diosol_ 4 жыл бұрын
Red Orb Pikachu it reminds me of that one episode in sam and cat. you know the one im talking about
@kin1562 4 жыл бұрын
jana mowafy it’s an iconic episode lmao
@cflo1606 4 жыл бұрын
@@diosol_ god we don't need to be reminded. What an episode
@FullMoonOctober 3 жыл бұрын
@@diosol_ It reminds me of the baby olympics from Malcom in the Middle. I was waiting for a baby shuffleboard challenge at the end.
@alienillusi0n 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin's future child is gonna watch this one day and be like "it all makes sense now"
@bruhmoment2306 4 жыл бұрын
hoo hoo 420th comment
@obamas.big.juicy.bazingaz3383 4 жыл бұрын
Then he's gonna see the sims
@ton__________yy 4 жыл бұрын
@@bruhmoment2306 u mean like
@mr.misfortune6236 4 жыл бұрын
666th like
@bruhmoment2306 4 жыл бұрын
powpowluvsdog oh yea idk what I was thinking lol, too late now tho 😂
@tommyfinch5068 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: *dropkicks a baby* Everyone: this is quality entertainment
@wabch 4 жыл бұрын
dropkicking the child would be entertaining but he punted it
@danielhammeke7289 4 жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to have it become famous like him by getting ran over
@EmperorQuinking 4 жыл бұрын
You asshole I was expecting a dropkick, but he only punted it lol
@huhulili9021 4 жыл бұрын
LL me too, baited and disappointed
@JuicyBagel44 4 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t stop laughing at that 😂
@calzoneyyy 4 жыл бұрын
“i didn’t shake the baby, i punched it! that’s completely different.” never change, kevin.
@Alex-ze5fe 4 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong tho
@noahkarpinski1824 4 жыл бұрын
I imagine him saying that in court
@calzoneyyy 4 жыл бұрын
damn 1k likes
@chrisakaschulbus4903 4 жыл бұрын
@@calzoneyyy they came all from your little gay club that you opened in paris last month
@calzoneyyy 4 жыл бұрын
Chris aka Schulbus i don’t remember doing that
@lux0rd01 4 жыл бұрын
"why can't I name the baby!? I want to call it Feck or something!" That. That is why
@myagould8420 2 жыл бұрын
Or whiplash
@hikariyumi9441 4 жыл бұрын
The moment Kevin started speaking in german I thought I was having a stroke 10/10
@solsthrash2603 4 жыл бұрын
@Max Zembera reading the description of the game in the beginning
@lucieq.7207 4 жыл бұрын
I was like "Wait....that's my language"
@juniperj 4 жыл бұрын
Same I wasn’t sure if I was suddenly imaging it
@Jack-zp3cx 4 жыл бұрын
@@lucieq.7207 Same.But he kinda nailed the pronunciation lol
@multifandom2462 4 жыл бұрын
@@lucieq.7207 sameee xD. Ich hatte so einen Lf
@dontcallmepizza9314 4 жыл бұрын
Baby: spits at Kevin. Kevin: sets new world record for baby kicking distance.
@rhondaelliott2558 4 жыл бұрын
This made me silent cackle
@JohnDoe-on6ru 4 жыл бұрын
And there's the kick...Aaaaaaaaaaaaand it's good.
@ctchulk 4 жыл бұрын
I bet I could break that record
@pissapocalypse 4 жыл бұрын
Implying that there was a previous record
@dontcallmepizza9314 4 жыл бұрын
Maggatrix I know for a fact there was a previous record, I had it before Kevin.
@TheIrishDino 4 жыл бұрын
"This is my new baby, Kevin Jr.!" You doomed them the second you named them Kevin
@jackbudi 4 жыл бұрын
They will be turned to the dark side
@jackbudi 4 жыл бұрын
@AxxL stop you have 0 brain cells stop
@maniacbowl2481 4 жыл бұрын
Aye your from the discord
@callmecharlottex 4 жыл бұрын
At least he wasn't named Jim :p
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku speaking of videos, your most recent one says you WERE sick. Why are you lying, you STILL ARE sick.
@soltrie9124 4 жыл бұрын
I was about to comment on how Kevin went from hating the baby to being a loving father towards it but then he just freaking drop kicked it so nvm
@cleetusbartholomew 4 жыл бұрын
Soltrie that isn’t loving? my dad must be strange then
@benjamin-lw5ww 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think you know what a drop kick is
@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211 4 жыл бұрын
@@benjamin-lw5ww are you American
@benjamin-lw5ww 4 жыл бұрын
Just A Squid with internet access oh I just realized that’s probably a soccer thing. Yes
@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211 4 жыл бұрын
@@benjamin-lw5ww I found this www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2018/5/watch-man-citys-ederson-smash-drop-kick-title-as-yet-more-records-go-to-english
@pootissandvich7463 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "God, this baby's not gonna make it to one." Me: Do you happen to mean one year of age, or one o'clock?
@Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl 3 жыл бұрын
Yes to both
@ZimLikesPastaAnimation 3 жыл бұрын
well I mean if the second is true the first is also true
@phormex1 2 жыл бұрын
Either make sense
@thesuperiorkitten 2 жыл бұрын
or one minute
@DignityForAllyt 2 жыл бұрын
Yea yep yep yeah
@mothgames9466 4 жыл бұрын
'never shake the baby' Kevin: his name is whiplash
@chractherlastname647 3 жыл бұрын
@Ali Ausa cuz theres nothing to add
@hughchester 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "What?? I can't name the baby?" It is a babysitting game. It'd be kinda wierd if you could name someone else's child.
@serabi_ 4 жыл бұрын
Wait you aren't supposed to name other people's children... shit then I should probably ask what Disappointment's real name is.
@buttnugget3121 4 жыл бұрын
Hugh Chester “I don’t choose my baby it said there were six personalities” but you don’t get to choose other people’s kids 😂
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 жыл бұрын
I forgot it was babysitting. I thought it was a parenting game.
@TheRedPandaCat 4 жыл бұрын
But apparently you can take pictures of the kids without the parent's consent
@ahok3314 4 жыл бұрын
Then what have I been working for if I can’t name someone’s baby 😡
@mynameselle9791 4 жыл бұрын
Me: “drop kick it. Drop kiCK IT.” Kevin: *annihilates infant* Me: “excellent”
@justsomelochnessmonsterony8265 4 жыл бұрын
Tom:Mary the neighbors outside again Mary:HE IS Tom: Yeah and he just punted a baby
@MerkhVision 4 жыл бұрын
The term you’re lookin for is “punt” lol he punted a baby, not “field goal kicked” haha but at least I got your point
@wrightsright 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being Kevins neighbor...
@notworethite4835 3 жыл бұрын
He punted it real good
@pinktribble 3 жыл бұрын
@@MerkhVision 'drop kicked' is also acceptable.
@tinapittles 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: “Please burp for your mama~” Subtitles: “PlEaSe BuRp FrEe ObAmA”
@whytho8856 4 жыл бұрын
obama never lets me burp free :(
@tinapittles 4 жыл бұрын
Annie14 me neither 😔
@Banana-Boi 4 жыл бұрын
Who is burp and why does he hold obama as hostage.
@tinapittles 4 жыл бұрын
Banana Boi burp is holy and does not like broccoli Obama
@emilymarley4505 4 жыл бұрын
I hate that I read this to the tune of Sweet Home Alabama
@cashewbag 4 жыл бұрын
"i worry that this will be considered kids content" past kevin: *shaking and choking the baby* not sure you'll have to worry about that
@sapphireblue4031 4 жыл бұрын
He surely didn't need to worry about it anymore after dropkicking the baby. I get the feeling he's been adding that clip to his newer videos just for this purpose lmao
@mando_dablord2646 4 жыл бұрын
It's a miracle that Irish children survive to carry on their nation...
@Sunstar-yf7sv 4 жыл бұрын
Im 99% certain that I have PTSD after primary school soooooooo......
@rubym6178 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sunstar-yf7sv I'm sooo curious right now , what happened
@rubym6178 3 жыл бұрын
@Meggy McKechnie 😂😂😂
@avvarhil 3 жыл бұрын
Only the strongest survive past childhood, only then can they become the greatest farmers in the world
@rubym6178 3 жыл бұрын
@@avvarhil is there hunger games or something going on there?
@SiveenO 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin talking german sounds like he's summoning Satan. That coming from a german person should make you think over things.
@ValMephora 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was pretty good
@ValMephora 4 жыл бұрын
@@gemstonepoints I guess we are both German, and I didn't think it wasnt too bad
@Kikiricki11 4 жыл бұрын
ContinentalBlue It was actually pretty good. Yeah a little shaky but I understood every word pretty clearly so I would not use „totally off“ as a description of that😅
@SiveenO 4 жыл бұрын
@@ValMephora psch, leise. Lasst mich den Witz haben.
@CatMuto 4 жыл бұрын
As a German myself, I think it was pretty good. Well, he went off a little towards the end.
@lou.d2967 4 жыл бұрын
Past Kevin: "I don't want KZfaq to think I'm making kids content" Future Kevin: *Kicks baby*
@coatknee_ 4 жыл бұрын
Lou Draws bc past kevin is an idiot and didn’t know how to not make it look like kids content 🤯
@goldcross9673 4 жыл бұрын
Well, kicking a baby would definitely not be child-friendly, if ya know what I mean ;)
@jessbellis9510 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin just interpreted "making kids' content" as making content out of kids. Specifically babies.
@kalkinzinsunpraiser1548 4 жыл бұрын
FUture Mama : Time to feed the baby milk Future Kevin : *Looks at crotch while laughing* i think we need to wait for mama to get home for that... Me : *Dies of Laugher*
@Liverpoollassie 4 жыл бұрын
Kalki mahé same 😂😂😂
@etherealidiot9693 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine living near Kevin and seeing him just punt a baby into a field
@foxbird123 4 жыл бұрын
I would love to see that. I'd even ask to punt it back. Kinda play soccer with it.
@whitneykaye 4 жыл бұрын
It would be hilarious to live next to him. I would never talk to him or let on that I know who he was. I would just enjoy some tea and watch out the window while he records all of these clips in his back yard. "Ohh, what's this crazy dude up to this time ?!"
@emilyb-jones2339 4 жыл бұрын
I would laugh my fecking head off
@Calvin.Hobbes98 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine just living next to Kevin really.
@cortisol_induced_coma 4 жыл бұрын
Mama: "It's now time for milk!" Kevin: "I don't think uhh.." **looks down** kEviN--
@lilyking7357 3 жыл бұрын
whats the time stamp??
@IllusionKira 3 жыл бұрын
@@lilyking7357 2:37
@nighttaco10blooperton8 3 жыл бұрын
The fecking noise he makes when she said it’s time for milk killed me
@thesuperiorkitten 2 жыл бұрын
i thought mama said smelly time for milk
@tori_spera 4 жыл бұрын
WHY IS THE VOICE FOR BABYSITTING MAMA COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THEN THE COOKING MAMA VOICE?! I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT, IT'S THROWING ME OFF! IS GARDENING MAMA DIFFERENT TOO?! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!
@tori_spera 4 жыл бұрын
@Bass Armstrong Agreed
@sapphireblue4031 4 жыл бұрын
No, Gardening Mama is normal as far as I can remember. Sadly the microSD corrupted a while ago so I can't check
@tori_spera 4 жыл бұрын
@@sapphireblue4031 Okay thank you, I hope you're right.
@delete_ur_life5914 4 жыл бұрын
I have babysitting mama, but her voice in my game sounds like her regular cooking mama voice. Idk why the voice acting is different for every country
@tori_spera 4 жыл бұрын
@@delete_ur_life5914 Hmm, but at the same time, the newer cooking mama games have a different voice than the original and even that bothers me. Also, I have this game, but I never played it and then I was scared of disappointment so I just never played it.
@wraithflowers 4 жыл бұрын
“the second child always turns out better” *second name pickens wants to know your location*
@rhondaelliott2558 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@whatistheecho7387 4 жыл бұрын
second name pickens had a better life, he may have died at the age of four but at least he never became a drug dealer with a mohawk
@Jester8492 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the second was BeeJay?
@meganjones1535 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@yellowbat79 4 жыл бұрын
He reached his life long dream of becoming elon musk's favorite dolphin so yeah I think he turned out ok
@buddyboythe5393 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: “you always make the mistakes with the first one” Me a only child: “hold up”
@SapientialPogonophobic 4 жыл бұрын
F
@ashleya3731 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to being the oldest/only child
@zentyler1646 4 жыл бұрын
Well you are watching Call Me Kevin so....
@nine-vi7rw 4 жыл бұрын
Or maybe you were so perfect that they didn't want to make another one? :^
@Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad my mom had me and my brother 19 years apart, she had time to perfect me
@jasonfoster3111 4 жыл бұрын
"Honey, the neighbor's outside again." "Christ Almighty. What is it now?" "He just dropkicked a baby across his lawn." "What else is new?" *sip*
@xMarvin732 4 жыл бұрын
"I dont want it to be demonetized either" 7mins later, *kicks the baby outside of the house*
@BoredMurphy 4 жыл бұрын
"And this is my baby!" 2 things: 1) where did you get the child? 2) Something tells me it will die very fast
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
He probably kidnapped it.
@jackbudi 4 жыл бұрын
He probably “adopted”/“rescued” it
@strikerblitz2164 4 жыл бұрын
@@IamaPERSON Remember Rosie from Animal Crossing... Feck did never give her back her son..
@DG-nv4pf 4 жыл бұрын
13:41
@mariospelopidas6705 4 жыл бұрын
@@IamaPERSON why do i always find you in a reply section?
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin Jr. looks as pale as his papa
@gigachad4974 4 жыл бұрын
Yea lol
@aisha2352 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god Lord jim
@jackbudi 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my Jim lord Jim
@Kusanagi672 4 жыл бұрын
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens your not the real Jim! I am
@jackbudi 4 жыл бұрын
Jim Pickens false
@aregulargamer4144 4 жыл бұрын
He kicked him all the way into Daniels backyard
@skylean_dragneel2379 4 жыл бұрын
At the end: Me: "Aww, he's feeding it, this is actually cute!" Baby: *Barfs* Me: "Oh no..." Kevin: *Kicks baby* Me: "yep... exactly what I thought would happen..."
@roseofindigo7911 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin JR learned to run as soon as he could. Being around Kevin, being able to run away is very important, it's the difference between life and death.
@nix2939 4 жыл бұрын
Natural selection
@Soalric 4 жыл бұрын
Baby: does baby things Kevin: *So you have chosen death*
@yaoimcfluffsmut 4 жыл бұрын
13:37 Kevin’s Irish really came out
@bradenchesney9007 3 жыл бұрын
Well good for them.
@poslednisoud 4 жыл бұрын
13:39 I love how often he uses this clip whenever he talks about parenting :D
@BoredMurphy 4 жыл бұрын
That ending was cursed for 2 reasons 1) Kevin fed the child 2) Kevin went OUTSIDE
@hydradeity3177 4 жыл бұрын
He only went outside to take out the trash
@alexanderlloydmendoza979 4 жыл бұрын
He fed the child some poison thats why it threw up
@jimpickens5936 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop imagining a neighbor seeing him kick the baby across the lawn like: Ah, neighbor is at it again, doing his daily work😂😂😂
@BoredMurphy 4 жыл бұрын
@@jimpickens5936 the fact that you used emojis scares me
@rainboss6296 4 жыл бұрын
Video: *has baby in title* KZfaq: Ah yeah lets monetize also video: "I punched the baby" *baby gets dropkicked* KZfaq: *confused shrieking*
@beenapbleepborapleebloo337 4 жыл бұрын
4:11 what onision trys to tell himself in the mirror everyday
@uwu2579 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOOOOO
@sarah-by5ky 3 жыл бұрын
I’m dying
@marla49 3 жыл бұрын
@@sarah-by5ky so are his kids
@DignityForAllyt 2 жыл бұрын
Yea yep yea sir
@husband-of-chinggis 4 жыл бұрын
kevin struggling to read a german sentence while heavy metal music plays in the background is my constant mood
@RAZERcooldude 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "I dont want KZfaq to think im making kids content" Also Kevin: *Plays Babysitting Mama*
@uzmike2222 4 жыл бұрын
That's why he has to constantly punch it and shake it
@thesurvivor6430 4 жыл бұрын
@@uzmike2222 and kick it into the air
@ZephKin 4 жыл бұрын
and lock em in the dungeon for time outs
@LaurenTheorist 4 жыл бұрын
6:45
@theb3ast734 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: “I’m a great dad” Also Kevin: *Kicks the baby across the yard*
@tonymakaroni2898 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think you know what a drop kick is.
@masterflameboss17 4 жыл бұрын
@@tonymakaroni2898 i don't think *you* know what dropkick means.
@jetkorro768 4 жыл бұрын
@@masterflameboss17 I don't think you know what a dropkick is.
@cookieaddict5956 4 жыл бұрын
@@jetkorro768 issa jok stahp
@theb3ast734 4 жыл бұрын
If you play it at .5 speed you can see it dropping and then he kicks it so my point is proven and I’m not gonna argue
@davidh5956 4 жыл бұрын
0:43 I am from Germany and I'm rly proud of you. Every time I hear anyone who can't speck German, I couldn't understand what ther trying to say. But yours was pretty good.
@FxBrour 4 жыл бұрын
thats what i thought too it was surprisingly good
@green_toast9279 4 жыл бұрын
Es hat sich ein bisschen nach Dämonen-beschwören angehört, aber an sich wars echt gut. 👍
@HeartMemory93 3 жыл бұрын
"Who can't speck German"? Hmm lecker, Speck... xD
@DignityForAllyt 2 жыл бұрын
Yea yea
@nathand4118 4 жыл бұрын
The sound of the impact on the baby's back at the end pleases me.
@whytho8856 4 жыл бұрын
yeah, it's a good sound. although it makes me laugh to think that he punted his wii controller too 😂 i wonder if it's okay
@frankisnot1148 4 жыл бұрын
"Why can't I choose baby's name? I'd call it feck or smth" I'm afraid that may be the reason, Kevin
@Dan_Mak_21 4 жыл бұрын
At the end, when Kevin was giving the baby yogurt, I was like "he's such a nice father..." And then the kick came and I lost my shit
@NimhLabs 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect Irish Parenting.
@etain21918 4 жыл бұрын
The noise when he kicked the baby my only thought was "Kevin did you take the WII mote out of the baby before you did that?"
@NimhLabs 4 жыл бұрын
@@etain21918 Knowing Kevin... he probably forgot.
@Morgain03 4 жыл бұрын
I’m not quite sure how I found Kevin’s videos. But now I know I cannot go back to how it was before, and that I need to watch as many of them as possible
@vincentshipe6689 4 жыл бұрын
What’s insane is that Kevin did a better parenting job than RTGame
@kaylarasmussen15 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: actually uses his greenscreen properly Me: Whaaat?!
@DenimDucky 4 жыл бұрын
Kayla Rasmussen I know right? It looked like he ACTUALLY went outside! 😲
@carjaroo 4 жыл бұрын
You've never heard of tuber simulator??
@bigshitty4956 4 жыл бұрын
A truly big brain move
@bayarea4153 4 жыл бұрын
Mary Knaeble when in the video was this? I’m lit and probably missed it lmfao
@FireGirlFashion 4 жыл бұрын
That PLUS the “but” is back????
@MrTrombonebandgeek 4 жыл бұрын
“Child abuse aside, im a good dad” - kevin 2020
@Pumpkinjellyfish_ 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, these live action remakes of Jim Pickens Childhood never fail to Amaze me.
@thetalkshowshow6645 4 жыл бұрын
I love how when momma said "time for milk" Kevin laughed and looked down
@trashllama734 4 жыл бұрын
I love how defensive he got when he put the baby in his hoodie tho “ WHAT he’s a BABY, they get cold!!”
@mari150ful 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to Kevin's house for the first time and you realize he has this baby doll like "oh, didn't know you had a kid" and he's like "I don't... It's actually mine"
@berpipo 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: actually the doll IS my kid...
@mainaccount3087 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin IS the kid.
@anomorgan1824 4 жыл бұрын
911 operator: Hello 911 what is your problem? Caller: My neighbour is beating his wee baby again at 3am 911 operator: Is his name Kevin? I only ask we have been overwhelmed with calls Caller: Oh you know him do you know about the others in the basement? 911 operator: Oh god not this again ..phone hangs up..
@auhyr 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I just watched a grown man play with a doll for 14 minutes and found it entertaining.
@sleepyote 4 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like he's going to throw the little fecker
@febfreeze831 4 жыл бұрын
He did
@Werciss 4 жыл бұрын
Doggo haha
@tiempie9136 4 жыл бұрын
He kicked it
@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 4 жыл бұрын
Punt. You were close but no ceegar compadre
@happilyignorant 4 жыл бұрын
@a decent person *Fecker
@neusb.3906 4 жыл бұрын
Mama: "Always be gentle, never shake the baby". Kevin: *Punches the baby* Demonetisation: 🕵 Kids content:🤔
@PurpleHoodie42 4 жыл бұрын
Seeing Kevin drop kick a baby is something I never knew I needed
@rodgebrickh48 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin is so good at making people. He just calls them variations of feck.
@moonevergreen6077 4 жыл бұрын
I was so confused when he started speaking german because at first it actually sounded kinda grammatically correct and native...
@tanglelover 4 жыл бұрын
Every school in Ireland I've seen has an option between French and German. More irish folks go for German in my experience and its easier in my experience.
@chimine11 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it sounded native at first I was so confused too
@julibean5125 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I thought there was some kind of ad in the background running. First few words were nearly without accent :D
@chimine11 4 жыл бұрын
@@julibean5125 true!!
@Kaihearts1 4 жыл бұрын
What time stamp
@eliannevdlinden6047 3 жыл бұрын
The baby kick has become so iconic for Kevin I had to search this video
@Mystic_Sky381 3 жыл бұрын
Petition to have Kevin and RT play multiplayer with their baby’s
@gregorywhatley9659 4 жыл бұрын
13:47 you can tell it's Kevin's child by how damn pale it is
@Garother 4 жыл бұрын
Thumbs from me because this is the first comment I see without using quotes. Its like number 20 in the list.
@hollybell11467 4 жыл бұрын
@@Garother 😂
@gregorywhatley9659 4 жыл бұрын
@@Garother Holy shit yeah, wtf why is everyone doing that lol
@guywhoasks 2 жыл бұрын
You can tell its Kevins child by the way he kicked him
@jeffwoodcarrison1516 4 жыл бұрын
"That's why i turned out so well, i was the second First one is on prison" That only means you are a way better criminal
@katsucandy 4 жыл бұрын
He probably just kidnaps, imprisons, tortures and murders people in video games instead of in real life lmao
@mammonenthusiast 4 жыл бұрын
LoserKatsu obviously. that would require going outside and we all know Kevin better than that
@claymore32 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@bompsons4166 4 жыл бұрын
That explains how Kevin is so good escaping prison in Bitlife
@ammagon4519 4 жыл бұрын
The first one probably did what Kevin does, except it's in real life.
@mgladw1 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m like Lenny from mice and men” Every British teenager: 🤠
@kaori_hyacinthus4409 4 жыл бұрын
TELL ME ABOUT THE RABBITS-
@ElinorMahoney 3 жыл бұрын
Them rabbits still waiting to be fed
@paydankgang7772 3 жыл бұрын
Oh God the ending...
@kateg5763 3 жыл бұрын
I fecking hated that book.
@faithxanneproudofliam 3 жыл бұрын
Our whole class burst out laughing at the ending lol
@theinfamousbigslurp618 4 жыл бұрын
"I'd be a great father" *proceeds to abuse and dropkick baby*
@teggyegus 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: *"the second child always has a better chance because you make all the mistakes with the first one"* Me, the second child: *h e h e h e*
@thesittingacheroraptor7565 4 жыл бұрын
Me a third child: UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!
@spiderz5145 4 жыл бұрын
Me, a first born, actually better off than the others XD.
@1990Neild 4 жыл бұрын
@@thesittingacheroraptor7565 same 😈😈
@ireallygotnothing 4 жыл бұрын
Its funny coz a few studies have suggested that being anything other than the eldest fucks you over
@0riginal_zer030 4 жыл бұрын
As a first child (by elimination), this hurts me.
@sociallyawkwardaristotle7398 4 жыл бұрын
Me: scrolling through KZfaq feed, sees 'Kevin' and 'babysitting: Me: *KEVIN NO*
@anitarook3318 4 жыл бұрын
When I was younger a begged my parents for this game then cried because it was too difficult
@bunbun4629 4 жыл бұрын
how to be a father *tutorial by kevin*
@someone-jn8os 4 жыл бұрын
plot twist: kevin cooks the baby, taking the title “cooking mama: baby simulator” literally
@whatisahandle_69 4 жыл бұрын
Oh you don't like fruit at the bottom? How about *baby at the bottom?*
@taw1019 4 жыл бұрын
@@whatisahandle_69 its fine as long as it aint too bruised
@LionkingJunge 4 жыл бұрын
The only cooking he'd be good at
@oo_dxxp_oo 4 жыл бұрын
Kiara Walker more like cooking baby: mama simulator
@severyansilver8207 4 жыл бұрын
@@oo_dxxp_oo cooking baby: mama simulator? More like cooking BORE RAGNAROK
@azzamazwar1987 4 жыл бұрын
"I think we're gonna wait until your momma's home" spill it kevin, we know it's RT
@didograce3531 4 жыл бұрын
Of course! 2:38
@br7ce119 4 жыл бұрын
I really wanted to see someone walk in on kevin feeding a fake baby
@MicrowavedAlastair5390 3 жыл бұрын
I find it odd how it's Kevin who expressed sympathy, especially since he drop-kicked it, while RT is the one who prepared for a war with the baby.
@luisflores9677 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for part two: Baby’s Revenge
@Mage-7734 4 жыл бұрын
Granny Simulator ;P
@anunassumingseagull5910 4 жыл бұрын
Babysitting Mama 2: Electric Boogaloo
@santiv4 4 жыл бұрын
baby’s revenge: kill joy
@pepsiman9751 4 жыл бұрын
If the baby tries to take revenge then it will be drop kicked by Kevin
@tashkent561 4 жыл бұрын
Babysitting Mama 3: Tiying up loose ends
@wooly.s 4 жыл бұрын
A beautiful interpretation of Onision's parenting, well done Kevin!
@willisamaryllis 4 жыл бұрын
This was Kevin’s most relatable video yet
@PANZERFAUST322 4 жыл бұрын
I won't lie, the German pronunciation was surprisingly decent
@faterevelation 4 жыл бұрын
*sees Kevin with a baby* Me: *slowly dials 911*
@goggles8691 4 жыл бұрын
Slowly dials 9-11
@savannahbarbour4415 4 жыл бұрын
he’s Irish, it’s 999
@elderswanderingcircus2341 4 жыл бұрын
@@savannahbarbour4415 thats the old number now its 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
@minnesotanfreedomist3147 4 жыл бұрын
@@elderswanderingcircus2341 how efficient
@qihengng5993 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: I'm the worst parent ever RT: Hold ma Guinness
@k.g.donathan6271 4 жыл бұрын
"My baby's personality is dead!" He really does take after Kevin.
@leebee42069 4 жыл бұрын
God, I'm getting flashbacks to my child care class in high school and I had to take care of a robot baby for a weekend. I named it Luci, short for Lucifer.
@silvernazareth7893 4 жыл бұрын
I had one of those too! I killed mine when I smacked it too hard while I was trying to burp it. It started screaming so I smothered the speakers with a blanket. Moral of the story, I should never have children.
@JacobPlays136 4 жыл бұрын
At least you didn't come back from the bathroom to find everyone in biology playing hot potato with it.
@rutmariabjanes2959 4 жыл бұрын
In Norway they dont give you that 😔
@florafauna8549 4 жыл бұрын
I named mine Susan
@Bekk88 4 жыл бұрын
I had one and it cried during my sisters soccer game and mine 😂😂 everyone was looking both times and I did terrible on it
@LobotomizedLemon 4 жыл бұрын
As a german, i can confirm that Kevin's pronunciation of the german instructions weren't all that bad. Good job, Momma Kevin.
@nerdogasm7168 4 жыл бұрын
About to become a mother in April and I'm watching this instead of going to antenatal classes.
@lagartijamuerta 4 жыл бұрын
hey it's April how'd it go
@Tadpole_Plyrr2 4 жыл бұрын
uwu uhhh I’m gonna guess not good lol
@tayk.t.523 4 жыл бұрын
How's your baby now in July?
@nerdogasm7168 3 жыл бұрын
@@tayk.t.523 It went amazing - He's 3 months old now and is flourishing. Do not grab baby by the throat though, they hate it.
@AutumnSun140 3 жыл бұрын
@@nerdogasm7168 how about shaking it?
@frenchtoast312 4 жыл бұрын
“Child abuse aside, I’m a good dad” -Kevin 2020 Also 10:48 God I thought the baby exploded
@Stella.22g 4 жыл бұрын
Your comment is gold 😂😂😂
@ryantownsend6819 4 жыл бұрын
I’m just imagining Kevin’s neighbors seeing him come outside after weeks of not seeing him and it’s just to kick a toy baby across his lawn
@myckeli 4 жыл бұрын
"I didn't shake him I just punched him!!" 😂
@TumblinWeeds 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine Kevin has kids one day. Some day they’d grow up and see this video and realize how lucky they are to still be alive lmao
@what-ym2mf 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin's German pronunciation is actually quite good in comparison to other english speakers, I'm impressed.
@LeonaHarsher 4 жыл бұрын
me too, it's surprisingly well... which makes me wonder how similar irish and german pronounciation are to each other...
@woogiestorm9077 4 жыл бұрын
I thought he knew german for a second
@wikalivia 4 жыл бұрын
@@woogiestorm9077 me too but then he said fifty
@PeterAuto1 4 жыл бұрын
I wanted to comment the same
@bigtoe1180 4 жыл бұрын
You mean as opposed to his English which he clearly struggles with
@EmmyAndDeskyUnited 4 жыл бұрын
"My baby's personality is DEAD!" ~ Kevin O' Reilly, 2020
@dallasbutitsthedanceofital2923 4 жыл бұрын
O'Reilly*
@riotbrigade9994 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin punting a God damn baby is the shit I signed up for
@kaylynno_kae7919 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin comparing himself to Lenny is one of the most accurate things.
@emiliasoderstam2247 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "Just like Lenny from Mice and Men!" Me, still traumatized by that book: *softly* "Don't."
@lizdougherty7239 4 жыл бұрын
too soon for that joke, too late to save Lenny
@homedepot8556 4 жыл бұрын
@@lizdougherty7239 omg noooooo
@magtac1 4 жыл бұрын
Dream is dead
@xLionsxxSmithyx 4 жыл бұрын
When I was in school they made us Read the book and watch the movie.. before every holiday.
@Shay96 4 жыл бұрын
I had a copy of that book in class, where someone literally wrote in the inside cover, in giant letters: George shoots Lenny
@noterobrine9921 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin in a future where he has kids: *holding the baby whit one hand and inspecting it* Also kevin: " I'm not sure how this works..."
@noahkarpinski1824 4 жыл бұрын
"Still not playing the tutorial though"
@ashleya3731 4 жыл бұрын
"That's why I'm the second child.. the first one's in prison" Me the first child currently rolling around the bed cry-laughing/sobbing and screeching "truth" because... fekin true
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