smol brain: yin yang symbol big brain: *swirly dot*

"then [thing] turns into a woman." Bad Apple in a nutshell.

I want someone to animate over this without having seen the actual animation.

The funny thing about these lyrics is they're much closer to the writing in touhou games than the original lyrics

I like the part where he said,”Now there’s a woman”

"Unconvincing eye is a girl's umbrella" is a so much better title for Bad Apple than Bad Apple ever was.

One day, about a year ago, this popped up in my recommended section on the KZfaq homepage. Curious, I clicked it, and discovered this song, which practically changed me. It was my introduction to Bad Apple - which is still my favourite song - and TouHou overall, and I always think, 'I don't know where I would be right now if I hadn't found Bad Apple"! Thank you

I have ADHD. It does indeed make all your creepy dolls fall if you don't take the pills

YingYang is a powerful statement about good and evil Singer: _swirly dot_

“And the woman in the boat has a bloody massive scythe” *I LOVE THESE LYRICS THEY’RE SO CREATIVE*

this was my first exposure to bad apple. now, whenever i listen to any other version-including the original-i hear these lyrics in my head. thank you. edit: as a girl with adhd, i can confirm that when i forget to take my pills, my dolls *do* come to life! very accurate lyrics, 10/10.

I choked on: *_“Going to skip past the next girl ‘cause she’s too boring!”_*

" A woman with a fan and she flaps it up and down at a petal in the air, but it's actually a boat" Biggest plot twist I've ever seen

Thanos: "Reality can be whatever I want" TouHou: "Objects can be any woman I want"

"Is it my turn now?" "Better spin round quickly" "Going to skip past the next girl, 'cause she's too boring" *Those lines caught me out of guard*

The fact that he's British makes this way funnier than it should be

"But i dont know why they are dressed as a pot plant and a bull" IM DEAD

Moral of the story: everything is actually a girl.

my friend used to listen to this, and i remember how she used to show to me and sing this during class and laughing. she took her own life recently, and i came back to this video. i'll forever miss you. the world isnt the same without you in it, nc.

And this girl is sulking too. But she's having second thoughts. And she wishes that she'd gone to the party on the sun. ...isn't that just how Kaguya's backstory goes anyways?

Bad Apple but you don't know who is this Touhou guy that everyone is talking about

"There's a funny glowing ball" "And I wonder what it is" "Doesn't want to shake my hand" *"well I'm so offended now"*

Imagine how long it took to make all the lyrics and make it perfect

"wave a massive sword" "at a tadpole in the sky" It's so random and funny a tons of different way.

The British accent gives it a whole new layer of magical I didn't know I had been asking for.

My friend: "I had a dream that my crush kissed me" My dreams: Now the doll has got away, and she's running for a bus, but she trips over a shoelace and falls into the sea

that "oh my gosh, shes dropped it!" was personal

"There's a bright glowing ball in the sky, it doesn't want to shake my hand, well I'm so offended now.... 😢" got me lol

Anything: exists TouHou: I diagnose you with *woman*

"Now the doll has got away and she's running for a bus, but she trips over a shoelace and falls into a sea" Clearly that's an intriguing masterpiece of a story I want to see unfold

“It’s the grim reaper again but now she’s got a hat” “If you don’t think it suits her she’ll cut off both your legs” damn bro i feel personally attacked

after that, my life will not be the same after I read the subtitles.

This reminds me of when a 3rd grade student writes a sentence and doesn’t stop it at the right time

The storyline of Touhou 8, summed up in four sentences: "There's a funny glowing ball," "And I wonder what it is." "Doesn't want to shake my hand..." "... Well I'm so offended now..." _bullet spam noises_

3:17 i just want to thank everybody who made timed comments for allowing me to listen to this with such insightful commentary. Have a nice day.

"Suddenly the Shard becomes a flamingo" 💀💀💀💅💅💅

Me when my english teacher tells me to find the meaning of a song:

this whole song is basically “and it turns into a girl”

0:01 bro my brain really said: Nom nom nom

This version of Bad Apple is living rent free in my head since I found it

The light ball: *doesn't want to shake the girls hand* The girl: And i took that personally.

So, basically, everything just turns into a woman.

0:01 Witch girl (Marisa) (Second Protagonist) 0:13 Apple core women (Patchouli Knowledge) (TH6/Stage 4 Boss) 0:21 Batman girl? (Remilia Scarlet) (TH6/Final Boss) 0:30 A Flamenco Girl (Sakuya Izayoi) (TH6/Stage 5 Boss) 0:35 Christmast lantern girl (Flandre Scarlet) (TH6/ Extra Boss) 0:42 Massive Sword (Roukanken) (TH7/Stage 5 Weapon's boss) 0:42 (Youmu Konpaku) (TH7/Stage 5 Boss) 0:44 Tadpole in sky (Actually Phantom called Myon) (TH7/Stage 5 Half side of Boss) 0:48 A Sudden Tree (Saigyou Ayakashi) (TH7/Final Boss should i say?) 0:50 A Women with a fan (Yuyuko Saigyouzi) (TH7/Final Boss) 0:57 A Women in the boat (Komachi Onozuka (Grim Reaper yes) (TH9/15th boss) 1:04 Earrings lady (Yes screen were cut in half because her ability to control black and white, right and wrong) (Eiki Shiki : Yamaxanadu) (TH9/Final Boss) 1:09 Depressed girl (Immortal Depressed girl : Fujiwara No Mokou) (TH8/Extra Boss) 1:17 Pot girl (Keine Kamishirasawa Half Human) (TH8/Stage 3 Boss) 1:20 Bull girl (Keine Kamishirasawa Half Hakutaku) (TH8/ EXtra Stage MidBoss) (She is a yokai with difference personality, and two of them were had reversed ability) 1:23 Funny Glowing Ball (Fake Moon perhaps?) (TH8/Main lore : Eirin's Spell) 1:25 A Wonderous girl (Eirin Yagokoro) (Yes she is one of Lunar Goddess) (TH8/Final A Boss) 1:28 Eirin's Past (She rebelled her own Lunarian group and murdered them, causing her to stay on the earth protecting Lady Kaguya Sama) 1:30 Sulking girl (Kaguya Houraisan) (TH8/Final B Boss) (She is also one of previous Lunarian, but since she drank Immortal elixir she got expelled out from Lunarian) 1:39 Prismriver Sister ( A Poltergeist made by Layla Prismriver before she pass away) 1:41 Lunasa Prismriver 1:42 Merlin Prismriver 1:43 Lyrica Prismriver (TH7/Stage 4 Bosses) 1:44 Chen (Cat Youkai and a Shikigami of Ran Yakumo) (TH7/Stage 2 Boss and EXtra Mid Boss) 1:45 Ran Yakumo (Fox Youkai and a Shikigami of Yukari Yakumo) (TH7/ EXtra Boss and PHantasm Midboss) 1:46 Tewi Inaba (Perhaps she is one of great Inaba of the earth, Japanese legend of Rabbit) (TH8/ Stage 5 Midboss and 11th boss of TH9) 1:47 Reisen Udongein Inaba (Unlike Tewi that from earth, she was basically Lunar Rabbit, but she escaped from war and goes to the earth, and for now she worked for Eirin in Eientei) (TH8/ Stage 5 Boss) 1:50 Momiji Inubashiri ( A Dog Tengu) 1:53 Sweepin' Lady (Sanae Kochiya) (TH10/Stage 5 Boss) 1:56 Dizzy Girl (Hina Kagiyama [Misfortune Goddess]) (TH10/ Stage 2 Boss) 1:59 Dancing Lady (Kanako Yasaka, Mountain,Wind And Rain Goddess) (TH10/Final Boss) 2:01 Tiny Wizard Girl (Suwako Moriya,Earth and Native Goddess) (TH10/EXtra Boss) 2:05 Gap 2:06 Gap Ha- I mean Umbrella girl (Yukari Yakumo) (TH7/PHantasm boss and master of Ran and Chen) 2:16 Boring girl (Tenshi Hinanawi) (TH10.5/Final Boss) 2:20 Badly fitting wings girl (Aya Shameimaru) (TH10/ Stage 4 Boss) 2:26 Viking girl (She is an Oni you goddamn Japanese Goblin Enjoyer!: Suika Ibuki) (TH7.5/ Final Boss) 2:34 Girl with a creepy doll (Alice Margatroid and Shanghai) (TH7/Stage 3 Boss) 2:39 The doll is got away (Nitori Kawashiro) (TH10/ Stage 3 Boss) 2:41(Sadly no buses, wanna enjoy Yakumo Express instead?) 2:48 Umbrella Girl 2.0 (Yuuka Kazami) (TH9/ 14th boss) 2:55 Grim Reaper? 2.0 (Elly:This music is her stage remix, poor Elly, and no she is just a gatekeeper) (TH4/Stage 3 Boss) 3:04 A Girl sleeping in the pond (PC98Reimu Hakurei) [It kinda reminded me with DiPP when there is a shrine maiden in middle of pond while raining....] (TH4/Stage 4A Boss) 3:08 Witch girl but young (PC98 Marisa Kirisame) (TH4/Stage 4B Boss) 3:14 It's quite awesome how they made this animation, furthermore YinYang balls in TH PC98 Is Purple and Red is making this special to me)

"But some bugger drank the rest, and theres hardly any left" I CANT HELP 😂😂😂

"She's got a cup of tea... Oh my gosh she's dropped it" The most British thing in this video.

“Doesn’t want to shake my hand…well I’m so offended now” will forever be one of the most iconic song lyrics in meme history

I remember a year ago I memorized this entire video, then went to class and wrote it on a paper and told everyone I'm making a song

I love how he's actually singing really good and it actually rhymes LMAO.

"...but the girl got ADHD and forgot to take her pills" *normal pills intensifies*

Bad apple to someone who has never touched TouHou in their entire existence

In 2040 I’ll be sure to come back to this video and pay respects

2:35 as someone with ADHD I can confirm this happens often if we don't take our meds

Samee it's very annoying when a funny glowing ball doesn't want to shake your hand😭

“She’s running for the bus, but she trips over a shoelace and falls into sea’ *Top 10 saddest anime deaths*

This. This is the best one. I don't care if it wasnt carved onto hundreds of apples, or made with flashing minecraft blocks, or made up of static. This one reigns supreme.

1:54 *”maybe if i smoke this one it’ll make me dizzy”* im literally dying lol

These are the actual lyrics, you can’t tell me otherwise

"Maybe, but she got a cup of tea Oh my gosh she dropped" *A British guy*

I hate how this isnt on Spotify

This parody is stuck into my head every single time i think of bad apple now. Thanks dude. It's been 3 years.

“We’ll skip the next girl she’s too boring.” Damn, they did her badly.

"It doesn't want to shake my hand,I feel so offended now" Me too,kid

This sounds like the train of thought of a person with adhd

this is unironically one of the best versions of Bad Apple ever and I love it.!

"And this girl is so depressed that she sets fire on her wrist" Literal lyrics but somehow it almost accurate to the story

“And the droplet is a girl with a creepy little doll. But she’s got ADHD and forgot to take her pills” I FEEL CALLED OUT

LYRICS: Drop and apple core And it turns into a woman Then she waves her arms Tells you off for dropping litter Now she’s got some flappy wings Is it batman? Maybe, but she’s got a cup of tea Oh my gosh, she’s dropped it Suddenly the shard’s a flamenco dancer Saying “come and ‘ave a go” But look out she’s got a dagger And she nearly had that poor woman’s eye out All she really wanted was to show off her christmas lanterns Wave a massive sword At a tadpole in the sky But it swims out of the way Well in that case, nevermind And there’s suddenly a tree And a woman with a fan And she flaps it up and down At a petal in the air But it’s actually a boat And a woman in the boat Has a bloody massive scythe The grim reaper in a dress Now it cuts the screen in half Aren’t those earrings really big? Look at me I’ve got a sword! Now I’ll point it over there And this girl is so depressed That she set her wrists on fire And its going to set fire to the ribbon in her hair But at least we’re nice and warm And I think this girl agrees But I don’t know why they’re dressed As a pot plant and a bull There’s a funny glowing ball And I wonder what it is Doesn’t want to shake my hand Well, I’m so offended now And this girl is sulking too But she’s having second thoughts And she wishes that she’d gone To the party on the sun - Look at all the leaves Sweep them up now Wait a minute Maybe if i smoke this one It will make me dizzy And I’m dancing like a dad in a disco And a tiny wizard’s come to pose like off Charlie’s Angels Unconvincing eye is a girl’s umbrella Would you like to see a trick? Just like David bloody copperfield Is it my turn now? Better spin ‘round quickly Going to skip right past the next girl ‘Cause she’s too boring Badly fitting wings Write a letter of complaint But the pen runs out of ink So she throws it like a dart And a viking takes a drink From a sort of violin But some bugger drank the rest And there’s hardy any left And the droplet is a girl With a creepy little doll But she’s got ADHD And forgot to take her pills Now the doll has got away And she’s running for a bus But she trips over a shoelace And falls into the sea And it’s really windy now This umbrella’s gonna break But it’s really not the wind There’s a magnet over there The Grim Reaper’s back again But this time she’s got a hat And if you don’t think it suits her She’ll chop of both your legs Something’s dripping off her scythe And it makes a massive splosh And it’s woken up a girl Who was sleeping in the pond Someone in a witches’ hat Who is hanging like a bat Reaches over to the pond girl And makes a swirly dot

"She wishes she would go to the party in the sun" is a weirdly poetic line if it were in a different context onao

Chart of things becoming other things Apple core -> woman -> flappy wings - > tea - > flamenco dancer - > christmas!! -> sword tadpole - > tree - > petal - > boat - > grim reaper in dress - > Earrings very big - > sword lady - > fire ribbons - > pot plant n bull - > that sun thing - > weird music trio - > bunny girl - > bunch of people after the other - > leaves - > dizzy lady - > disco dad - > wizard - > unconvincing eye-> umbrella - > the three girls - > dart - > viking - > drop - > adhd girl - > doll - > girl running for bus -> windy - > umbrella - > Reaper - > pond - > bat girl - > swirly dot

I’m not mad KZfaq. I’m just disappointed that this was recommended 5 months late.

3:11 "Reaches over to the pond girl and makes a great yin yang" rhymes better

Bro man is actually rocking it lmao! Love the lyrics so hilarious.

“And this girl is so depressed that she sets her wrists on fire” I don’t know why, but I find that to be very humorous

English teacher: What did the author mean by "he sat down"? Me: He sat down? The teacher:

Bad Apple in a nutshell: *"TRANSITIONS, PEOPLE! TRANSITIONS!"*

"But she's got ADHD, and forgot to take her pills" IM DYING

🎶 *but she's got ADHD, and forgot to take her pills* 🎶

Therapist: All dreams have meaning Dreams: And there's suddenly a tree-

favourite British narrator

1:31 I watched this video 3 years ago and still remember that part, whenever I hear bad apple I think of that line being the actual one.

"Now she's got a cup of tea, oh my gosh she's dropped it" I think the British accent makes that so much better

"Going to skip past the next girl, Cause shes too boring." -Me choosing a character

"But it's actually a boat" "And the woman in the boat" "Has a bloody massive scythe" **"the grim reaper in a dress"** I love that part

A beautiful story was told here

honestly "wave a massive sword at a tadpole in the sky, but then it swims away, in that case nevermind," is a lyrical masterpiece to me

10 questions scientist can't answer: "Is is it Batman?"

a variation of bad apple we never knew we needed

Deserves more recognition this is a masterpiece!

"But she's got ADHD and forgot to take her pills" That was the best line I ever heard

“The grim reaper’s back again” “But this time she’s got a hat” “And if you don’t think it suits her she’ll chop off both your legs” The best combination of words.

I watch this once every year and it never fails to make me laugh

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THE TADPOLE!?

planting a sapling in minecraft: *and theres suddenly a tree*

Why is it that I like songs that just describe their music video more than I like the actual song itself?

all dreams have meaning… my dreams:

Help this is so dam funny I keep laughing listening to it. The voice and the music synchronise together so well!!

"Wave a massive sword at a tadpole in the sky but it swims out of the way, W E L L I N T H A T C A S E N E V E R M I N D"

EDIT: okay okay you CAN change the last line to "yin-yang sign" or whatever, but it doesn't really make the song any funnier

This is actually amazing!!!😍😍😍

Dawn, the lyrics actually matched the melodies pretty well. I love this sm