Bad Chair Day | Oxventure D&D | Season 1, Episode 19
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5 жыл бұрынWhen an evening at the tavern turns into a massacre, the Oxventure crew must solve the mystery of Port Fairwind's ferocious furnishings instead of finally and at long last enjoying a quiet hard-earned drink. No, it's fine. See your braveish heroes set down their pints and put up their dukes in Bad Chair Day, recorded live at MCM Comic Con in Birmingham, England on 23 March 2019.
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With thanks to our mighty Dungeon Master Johnny Chiodini of Eurogamer, and to Oxventure character artist Bendix Engmann.
Previously in D&D on Outside Xbox and Outside Xtra:
Oxventure Begins! MEET THE PARTY (Ep. 1 of 3)
• The Spicy Rat Caper Pt...
Oxventure Continues! SHOWDOWN AT THE CRYPT (Ep. 2 of 3)
• The Spicy Rat Caper Pt...
Exciting Conclusion! GNOME FIGHT! (Ep. 3 of 3)
• The Spicy Rat Caper Pt...
Dungeons & Dragons: A SPOT OF BOTHER! (Ep. 1 of 3)
• Spot of Bother Pt1 | O...
Dungeons & Dragons: A SPOT OF BOTHER! (Ep. 2 of 3)
• Spot of Bother Pt2 | O...
Dungeons & Dragons: A SPOT OF BOTHER! (Ep. 3 of 3)
• Spot of Bother Pt3 | O...
Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: WILD WILD WOODS! (Ep. 1 of 2)
• Wild Wild Woods Pt1 | ...
Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: WILD WILD WOODS! (Ep. 2 of 2)
• Wild Wild Woods Pt2 | ...
Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: An Orcward Encounter (Ep. 1 of 2)
• An Orcward Encounter P...
Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: An Orcward Encounter (Ep. 2 of 2)
• An Orcward Encounter P...
Dungeons & Dragons: QUIET RIOT! An Oxventure (Ep. 1 of 2)
• Quiet Riot Pt1 | Oxven...
Dungeons & Dragons: QUIET RIOT! An Oxventure (Ep. 2 of 2)
• Quiet Riot Pt2 | Oxven...
Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: PLUNDER SIEGE! An Oxventure (Ep. 1 of 2)
• Plunder Siege Pt1 | Ox...
Dungeons & Dragons LIVE: PLUNDER SIEGE! An Oxventure (Ep. 2 of 2)
• Plunder Siege Pt2 | Ox...
Dungeons & Dragons: A FISHMAS CAROL! An Oxventure (Ep. 1 of 4)
• Video
Dungeons & Dragons: A FISHMAS CAROL! An Oxventure (Ep. 2 of 4)
• A Fishmas Carol Pt2 | ...
Dungeons & Dragons: A FISHMAS CAROL! An Oxventure (Ep. 3 of 4)
• Video
Dungeons & Dragons: A FISHMAS CAROL! An Oxventure (Ep. 4 of 4)
• A Fishmas Carol Pt4 | ...
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@tanguygautier5371 5 жыл бұрын
So, just to recap : half of Port Fairwind's merchants have closed and Egbert invented Ikea. Just a normal day in the Oxventure crew.
@Sirfinchyyy 2 ай бұрын
Corazón is the ancestor to Edvard (maybe Egbert, we dont know) for a reason.
@LoriasGS 5 жыл бұрын
I love that drunk Corazon has about the amount of sense as sober Dob.
@bitequation314 4 жыл бұрын
And still more than sober Egbert.
@micahgodofpuns2285 5 жыл бұрын
the barkeeper asked us why we carried our weapons into the bar. I said mimics the barkeeper laughed, we laughed, the chair laughed, we killed the chair it was a good time.
@admiralthrawnbar4899 5 жыл бұрын
Old but gold
@HazeEmry 5 жыл бұрын
The basis of this oxventure Basically
@snubabubba2745 5 жыл бұрын
@@HazeEmry nah, that's only if they cooked and ate the chair
@SpydersByte 5 жыл бұрын
@@admiralthrawnbar4899 exactly what I was gonna say :D I have an image somewhere on my backup harddrive of a mimic and that quote that I've held onto for ages :D
@Brandon-lz2wb 4 жыл бұрын
@@snubabubba2745 i mean in some dnd worlds mimic organs are a delicacy
@LadyBlackmoor 5 жыл бұрын
"My name is Chairizon d'Ikea and I object to this treatment", while being thrown overboard
@Sheldon1985 5 жыл бұрын
This comment gets even better when you get to the whole IKEA rebrand bit later on 😂
@alexanderzhmurov9624 5 жыл бұрын
Newest SCP..?
@grimnir1018 5 жыл бұрын
Ha you get inspiration
@axoltols6489 4 жыл бұрын
pure comedy gold
@fenvy9566 5 жыл бұрын
'Well played Dob,' Johnny says, before a cold and foreboding shiver of dread runs down their spine. "Don't encourage him!" Corazon's warning comes too late. Before Johnny knows it, the guild is drunk, Corazon is a drowning chair, Merilwen is sailing away to start a new life, the whole town is awake , a crew is dead, a warehouse is on fire and Prudence is surprisingly less chaotic than usual.
@kyleking6101 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Prudence wasn’t chaotic at all… was she feeling alright this session???
@Sirfinchyyy 2 ай бұрын
To be fair they all survived... VICTORY!!
@georgesears934 5 жыл бұрын
“Human palace guards just trying to do their job? Murder the hell out of them. Zombie pirates who can reconstitute from any injury? Let’s trap them in a shed and run. Mindless murderous mimic chairs? Time to negotiate.” -Dob’s train of logic
@flamesofchaos13 5 жыл бұрын
Seems 100% moral and legit...Why you questioning it?
@Storyman09 5 жыл бұрын
This is where we’re reminded that Dob grew up in the wild and without parents.
@bezerkoid 5 жыл бұрын
They didn't murder any guards in Plunder Siege, they did however truly annihilate some brigands that kept harassing them
@georgesears934 5 жыл бұрын
bezerkoid I was referring to the ones guarding the palace containing the Owl Bear.
@bezerkoid 5 жыл бұрын
@@georgesears934 ah right. To be fair they had killed a few town residents and should have just been upfront about the Owlbear...
@Paplefication 5 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god! ... I mean ... I mean... Chair!" Has me in absolute tears!
@beholdnonsense5100 5 жыл бұрын
Literally everything Corazon did in this episode was gold
@someoneelse2412 5 жыл бұрын
OH NO! DOB IS GONNA GIVE HIM AWAY
@dallydaydream 5 жыл бұрын
I absolutely lost it at that point too XD
@michiev 5 жыл бұрын
@@beholdnonsense5100 Corazon's going to need more gold after Dob... keeps...doing..that
@johnsharplin 5 жыл бұрын
Most definitely my new favorite Oxventure moment.
@Liveebee 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm ready to spring into action and hide at a moments notice" ... you can say what you want but Andy has mastered playing a rogue
@fakjbf3129 5 жыл бұрын
Andy: I turn into a chair Johnny: Welp, I can already tell that my prepared notes are going to be useless today.
@youkofoxy 5 жыл бұрын
Johnny: Improvise time.
@notoriousbmc1 5 жыл бұрын
''Keep Calm And Chair!''
@sonofpears4691 5 жыл бұрын
Johnny: grabs a lighter and burns notes “okay”
@danielarosindo 3 жыл бұрын
@@notoriousbmc1 that would make an awesome t-shirt that only people who see this would know
@kyleking6101 2 жыл бұрын
I hope you’ve seen the video that they did about how players will derail campaigns because Johnny goes into detail about how worried he was during this session
@Mr_J_Ralph 5 жыл бұрын
Johnny: I've crafted a well thought out story with intricate plot points and developed characters. Dob tuning his lute: We'll see about that...
@danneko4308 5 жыл бұрын
Josh Ralph Dob loading his lute: shame.
@cinaedcollins4331 5 жыл бұрын
Johnny: I made an adventure you can't ruin Corazon: Hold my rum
@scorpix96 5 жыл бұрын
@@jocosesonata "plot" actually means cone (like a traffic cone) in French. with that information in mind, _bon appetit_
@BeardslapRadio 5 жыл бұрын
Johnny does a fantastic job as ‘everyone else in the world’
@alexanderzhmurov9624 5 жыл бұрын
Still waiting on his backstory to come to fruition though, I mean besides him being awesome as is...
@andymcp4752 5 жыл бұрын
"dob will remember that" Now I want the telltale 'X will remember that' to show up in the corner every now and again *Prudence kills someone* *(!) Cthulhu is pleased*
@Sp4rkler3rickson 5 жыл бұрын
Ha ha!... ... ... ... ...No, seriously, someone edit this video to have those visual cues!
@happykiller14 5 жыл бұрын
[Cthulu liked that]
@scorpix96 5 жыл бұрын
*Johny was derailed by that* *The player characters will forget that*
@TMWriting 5 жыл бұрын
This could be the greatest innovation in D&D since dragons were invented.
@alexanderzhmurov9624 5 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite moments!
@upupdowndown8592 5 жыл бұрын
Shopkeeper:"What do you want?" Everyone:"CHAIRS!" The green and purple sofa's crying Both of them:"How could you?"
@kaushtubhchauhan 5 жыл бұрын
UPUP DOWNDOWN sofas:are we a joke to you??
@brentage5000 5 жыл бұрын
This demands fanart
@upupdowndown8592 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah strictly
@sparty1744 5 жыл бұрын
Not to spoil it for you but the green and purple sofa is one and the same, it even turns blue when Eurogamer use it
@matthieumeewis 5 жыл бұрын
@@sparty1744 it's the KLIPPAN sofa from IKEA, you can get various covers for it, I own two in grey
@johnpaulespana1212 5 жыл бұрын
I wanted them to name the pub "The Spicy Rat"
@thoruktor8005 3 жыл бұрын
Inspiration!
@antzonk1736 5 жыл бұрын
Egbert and Prudence’s team name could be “Fire and Brimstone”!
@kallasantysanty6092 5 жыл бұрын
More like team Hellfire :P
@Integer_Overload 5 жыл бұрын
Add Corazon and it's "Fire, Brimstone, and Rum", which doesn't actually sound that bad
@antzonk1736 5 жыл бұрын
It if you add Dobb it could be, “The good, The bad and The Dobb”
@antzonk1736 5 жыл бұрын
It if you add Dobb it could be, “The good, The bad and The Dobb”
@antzonk1736 5 жыл бұрын
It if you add Dobb it could be, “The good, The bad and The Dobb”
@dallydaydream 5 жыл бұрын
Corazon, drunk: "I'm a chairman! Whaddaya think of me now, dad?"
@brentage5000 5 жыл бұрын
Lord Milquetoast: "Well, it's about time you started taking things seriously, Percy." Corazon: "No, I mean I'm LITERALLY a chair."
@cherrydragon3120 5 жыл бұрын
+1 inspiration for you XD
@dallydaydream 5 жыл бұрын
@@cherrydragon3120 Why thank you! : D
@Remain_Unseen 5 жыл бұрын
I kinda love how Johnny holds their hands throughout their adventures, and that despite the handholding, they still almost die.
@claytrimble4599 5 жыл бұрын
That's the beauty of being a benevolent DM
@shadowtech9158 5 жыл бұрын
Right my DM from my first D&D campaign allowed me to roll when I wanted to mess with a computer, it was a 1 epic fail we all died instantly (plus all the people on the planet) and the villian was able to escape and do whatever he wanted till the end of time. The DM was a bit pissed to say the least, it was still around the beginning of the campaign.
@hush9639 5 жыл бұрын
Shadow Tech holy shit dude
@caseybaker7935 4 жыл бұрын
@@shadowtech9158 If that much happened from a single nat 1, then the DM had already planned to scrap that campaign
@cptteacosy6158 2 жыл бұрын
@@shadowtech9158 The DM was pissed that he chose to kill everyone bc you rolled a 1? Sounds like he has no reason to be pissed off he chose that 😂
@fenvy9566 5 жыл бұрын
Corazon: why have one wooden leg when you could have FOUR?
@0megaX777 4 жыл бұрын
Kirsten O'D-W this comment is so underrated
@humanatee6639 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t chairs usually have five legs though?
@MigattenoBlakae 4 жыл бұрын
A Dog u wot m8?😅
@the_dark_soul_of_man 5 жыл бұрын
It took 23 minutes for Johnny to bury his face in his hand in despair. He really has the patience of a saint.
@Sp4rkler3rickson 5 жыл бұрын
Merylwen: “I’m 15.” Corrazon: “17.” Dob: “I’m 6.” Prudence: “Also 6.” Egbert: “4.” Was that initiative, or the characters respective emotional ages? 😄
@jonintheredZ06 5 жыл бұрын
Oh please, anyone who uses a shield-explosion jump to clear a wall can't possibly have a mental age of 4. More like -17.
@og5921 5 жыл бұрын
It is merilwen not merylwen
@Sp4rkler3rickson 5 жыл бұрын
O G If we are being that particular, I also misspelled “Corazón,” and you, in turn, made a few grammatical errors.
@bbrbbr-on2gd 5 жыл бұрын
Spark_E_Muntz This is my head canon now. 😂
@scorpix96 5 жыл бұрын
@@Sp4rkler3rickson Prudence has to much anger against the world to be 6 :p (good one though ^^)
@mattball8622 5 жыл бұрын
"I immediately hide" - Corazon de Ballena, pretty much any year you can think of
@anthonyconner9180 5 жыл бұрын
Yup, that's Corazon de Ballena, formerly Corazon de Leon.
@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 4 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyconner9180 COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO CORAZON DE LEON
@Corbald 5 жыл бұрын
Dob - Finances Egbert - Advertising and Demolitions Prudence - H.R. Corazon - "Procurement" Merilwen - Knocking things off of the tops of shelves I think it's the only time in DnD history that the party starting a business is a _good_ idea!
@captainzac24 5 жыл бұрын
I love that you put advertising and demolitions together
@Corbald 5 жыл бұрын
@@captainzac24 It's one department ;P
@Storyman09 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a crime family.
@nickmcguinness7016 5 жыл бұрын
Do you really think Dob being in charge of finances is a good idea
@HowlingWraith 5 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make sure Prudence knows that Human Resources does not mean using humans as resources. No blood or entrails.
@johnoneil9188 5 жыл бұрын
Corazon went from Jack Sparrow to Edward Kenway. I dig it.
@cherrydragon3120 5 жыл бұрын
I know right??
@itisALWAYSR.A. 5 жыл бұрын
Next stop: Haytham
@derschwartzadder 4 жыл бұрын
Eh, more Guybrush Threepwood.
@jessiegagnon2453 4 жыл бұрын
der schwartzadder Have you seen how many lists he puts Monkey Island games on? Edit: forgot the ?
@brady376YT 5 жыл бұрын
I would just like to point out that Merilwen was a cat for nearly this entire episode.
@beholdnonsense5100 5 жыл бұрын
I would be too, if I played a druid tbh
@Taracinablue 5 жыл бұрын
It's implied that she was in elf-shape for the "montage" part, but yeah, lol
@bustinarant Жыл бұрын
@@TaracinablueI think she specified that she was still a cat and painted the pub as the cat while Dob played his ukulele lol
@maxlittlewood 5 жыл бұрын
Johnny needs a character banner that's just a huge crowd of people
@twanbijpost9050 5 жыл бұрын
or just "everyone else in the world"
@Weezle13 5 жыл бұрын
A picture of the world with the name Everyone
@jamesanthony8438 5 жыл бұрын
With a big god head above the crowd doing a face palm =)
@polkarrty 5 жыл бұрын
Or just the earth
@kaushtubhchauhan 5 жыл бұрын
Loula so basically eurogamer sign with everyone else written on it
@GGemin0-TTRPG 5 жыл бұрын
We need some fanart of a tiny wood elf Merilwen talking to a giant lumberjack about her favourite kind of tree
@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 5 жыл бұрын
Merilwen would totally think appropriate flirting talk would be questions like "what's your favourite non-deciduous tree?" and "would you rather be stung by Dendrocnide moroides (the suicide plant, people have shot themselves after touching it) or Hogweed (basically makes you allergic to sunlight and can blind you).
@ym2045 5 жыл бұрын
@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human I see you are a man of culture (i.e. because science) as well
@Storyman09 5 жыл бұрын
Miles Mitrijevas Yeah, but not much of a conversation. Everyone knows cedar is the best kind of tree after all
@brentage5000 5 жыл бұрын
And in the background there's a chair dressed like a man dressed like a pirate
@kmnbvcmnbvc9741 5 жыл бұрын
i feel like this is ispired about a critacal role skit
@boomoloney 5 жыл бұрын
Expertly derailed campaign 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Cannot wait for the revenage of the salesmen
@wolfybat3335 5 жыл бұрын
Aaaahh the dreaded chair, Matt Mercer must be have leant them from his campaign
@beholdnonsense5100 5 жыл бұрын
Johnny and Matt need to get tshirts that say something like "I've got 99 DnD problems and they're all chairs"
@kurotoruk 5 жыл бұрын
Will there ever be a campaign that they *don’t derail? (i hope not)
@tommaggs8903 2 жыл бұрын
Poor Dunnekin. Vile Dunnekin
@amezification 5 жыл бұрын
"For God's sake...Chairs!!!" For god's sake I can't take it anymore... I literally can't see through the tears my laughter has wrought
@danielarosindo 4 жыл бұрын
I had to stop the video just so I could laugh and not loose the rest of the adventure
@beladendron 5 жыл бұрын
Corazon: "Where is the money?" Dob: "Port Fairwind's bay" Corazon: "What's it doing there?" Dob: "Recirculating."
@RRaxor 5 жыл бұрын
Corazon: Cthulhu's Pride Prudence: The Silvery Trout Me: Something seems a little off there.
@Acide950 5 жыл бұрын
Obviously, Prudence is far better at marketing than Corazon. If you want to sacrifice your customers to Cthulhu, you cant lead off with a name like that. You would never have customers!
@alexanderzhmurov9624 5 жыл бұрын
@@Acide950 well, Dob..?
@Acide950 5 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderzhmurov9624 ?
@jefferycrouse5654 5 жыл бұрын
The Inn's Mouth would have been my suggestion
@sambakich7494 3 жыл бұрын
@@jefferycrouse5654 old thread, but if there's an awning over the door, that would cast a shadow over the inn's mouth
@Lanoira13 5 жыл бұрын
Corazon: **squishes Dob and ominously speaks into his ear** We're gonna have a talk later... Dob: Think I'm getting a ~promotion~! Corazon: **sighs**
@VinylSebas Жыл бұрын
the question is, was this Corizon talking to Dob or Andy talking to Luke? Wont lie, in this position. id have been both.
@brianlewolfhunt 5 жыл бұрын
Critical Role: Serious journey with serious characters that very often do stupid hilarious stuff. Oxventures: Team of 5 silly people, stumbling around the world, wrecking havoc, and somehow avoiding all the boss battles. All brought to you by the same TTRPG.
@tairneanaich 5 жыл бұрын
And both are now incredibly suspicious of chairs
@Cp2020_animations 4 жыл бұрын
I prefer the latter myself
@polomat14 4 жыл бұрын
And now look me in the eye, as I peek out of that kettle, and tell me Jester or Tary are serious characters.
@Cp2020_animations 4 жыл бұрын
@@polomat14 I hope you never change your profile picture just for the sake of this comment.
@polomat14 4 жыл бұрын
@@Cp2020_animations I use it since, IDK, 2009? :P
@arsen4512 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my God! Argh! Oh! Urgh... I mean... Chair! Brilliant, flipping Brilliant!
@lucasm.3864 5 жыл бұрын
Chairs: the deadliest enemies... With doors a close second.
@ryankelsay5984 5 жыл бұрын
Lucas M was looking for this comment, lol
@mart84 5 жыл бұрын
Lucas M horse can be a problem if your the Mighty Nein as well
@mattball8622 5 жыл бұрын
I see you too are a man of culture.
@ragingrhino101 5 жыл бұрын
fell like there should be a new shirt by Corazon - "Dont be a Dob, be a chair"
@voltzoen6262 5 жыл бұрын
A burning Prudence interrogating someone sounds absolutely terrifying.
@jellysharkbat 5 жыл бұрын
I think I fell in love in that moment.
@Rabbitmancer 5 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, Egbert was still on track for absolution.
@alexandersttk 5 жыл бұрын
More like on a road crossing those tracks
@someguyshere6968 5 жыл бұрын
"Look there just beyond the horizon, Absolution"
@rabidcheesehead2914 5 жыл бұрын
So before egbert joined
@danielarosindo 3 жыл бұрын
That ship as sailed and crashed on the shore
@Rabbitmancer 3 жыл бұрын
@@danielarosindo Bless him, he keeps trying though. 🐲
@Musikur 5 жыл бұрын
Do you guys ever have a debrief with Johnny where he tells you what was "supposed" to happen?
@serezelveydawn 5 жыл бұрын
I want that
@andrewlodge8065 5 жыл бұрын
We need this
@ApMignonne 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, please, we need a "behind the scenes" extra content here!
@SpydersByte 5 жыл бұрын
would be great to see
@iangallagher6252 5 жыл бұрын
After learning about the house-houses, I can't stop hearing warehouse as were-house and imagine people turning into houses on a full moon then naturally worried if Corazon was actually some kind of were-chair. I am now terrified of all furniture.
@darthfenrir7773 5 жыл бұрын
Were-chairs? Where? Men that are chairs?
@BadWebDiver 4 жыл бұрын
They hinted at that idea in the Xanth series.
@shadowcat1606 5 жыл бұрын
23:42: Narrator: It was at that point that Johnny the Dungeonmaster realized that this adventure, once again, would not go as he certainly meticulously planned in hours upon hours of work.
@NisansaDdS 5 жыл бұрын
LoL at Oxbox sneakily raiding the bar while oxtra is going through paperwork.
@Stoneysilence 5 жыл бұрын
They are the newbies, they get to do all the hard work.
@crowsandcryptids 5 жыл бұрын
There are 3 types of dnd party’s: Critical role- professional follows the rules to the letter has a vast world with intricate story The adventure zone: family dnd that doesn’t follow the rules fully its all about having fun and starts as a disaster but as time progresses gets deeper and deeper Then theirs oxventures: a fuckig disaster and nothing goes properly and how the resolution is reached no one knows
@nicktaylor897 3 жыл бұрын
The resolution is reached through Johnny's sheer fucking will
@crowsandcryptids 3 жыл бұрын
@@nicktaylor897 hahahaha
@WinterPains 3 жыл бұрын
Are most DnD campaigns done in basically completely vocal like this? Or does Johnny have a small position board where he's moving character pieces that represent the Crew?
@crowsandcryptids 3 жыл бұрын
@@WinterPains it depends its up to whos playing and what recorses everyone has
@WinterPains 3 жыл бұрын
@@crowsandcryptids That makes sense.
@Binary- 5 жыл бұрын
"You wanna romance the chair?!" Knowing Luke he's more likely to adopt the chair creature :')
@tomothy1625 5 жыл бұрын
Prudence should introduce herself as “I’m Prudence, the tiefling warlock who has set Egbert back several atonement points” Also tell him that the unarmed attack is just attackers strength mod
@oscarmccormack1611 5 жыл бұрын
+
@jamesanthony8438 5 жыл бұрын
And Cthulhu is most pleased =)
@scorpix96 5 жыл бұрын
She should just push him to being an evil paladin in the service of Cthulhu, it'd save everyone a lot of time :p
@ethanlappin 5 жыл бұрын
He's doing it to himself effectively enough
@temporaryhalfdecentname8452 5 жыл бұрын
Tom Of the cool 1+Str for a standard unarmed strike (or if he had the tavern brawler or Dragonborn claws feat 1d4+Str)
@cheetarah9199 5 жыл бұрын
That was brilliant! Poor Johnny, they properly broke him, but he got it back on track like the true hero he is.
@cherrydragon3120 5 жыл бұрын
He is really good at being the whole world
@christophmuller3511 5 жыл бұрын
We need an after party Q&A where Johnny can elaborate on where and how the train left the rails :) Also, I was waiting for Dob getting an evil alive chest with hundreds of tiny feet as a “pet”…
@andrewlodge8065 5 жыл бұрын
Sapient pearwood......I like your style
@Storyman09 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the train left the rails as soon as they skimmed over the way in-voices work.
@ryadinstormblessed8308 4 жыл бұрын
Yes to both! And when the hundred-legged chest opens, a "Wizzard" pops his head out to see what all the ruckus is, and decides he's better off staying in Ankh-Morpork where it's saner!
@magunbfp9030 5 жыл бұрын
I would ,love to see Johnny DM a group therapy session for NPCs who have been “innocent bystanders” for these Oxventure Adventures
@brentage5000 5 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah! That'd be....the chicken-man's wife, the harbormaster, those guys they stole a table from, the one surviving goblin in Wild Wild Woods, at least half the guards in Quiet Riot, Katie Pearlhead, whoever met them at the party in Heist Society, and the entire town that they helped "rebuild"
@HazeEmry 4 жыл бұрын
@@brentage5000 wait who did they steal a table from? Which adventure was that?
@brentage5000 4 жыл бұрын
@@HazeEmry in their second adventure, they were in need of a table to eavesdrop onto Corazon's crew from. They got one by terrifying some fishermen into vacating their table (and kidneys, and bowels). That's the table theft I'm referring to. Edit - to be more specific, it went like this: Fisherman: "Oh, we're good for drinks, thanks." Prudence: 👹*"LEAVE THIS PLACE, WE WANT THIS TABLE."*
@beholdnonsense5100 5 жыл бұрын
I'd just like to say it's been two weeks and I'm still not over Andy's updated Corazon costume
@amezification 5 жыл бұрын
none of us are... it is fabulous
@cheetarah9199 5 жыл бұрын
His hair certainly is fabulous!
@Cbyneorne 5 жыл бұрын
@@cheetarah9199 I assume you're talking about the hair on that magnificent chest.
@cheetarah9199 5 жыл бұрын
All of the hair! 😉
@Icam_here 5 жыл бұрын
it is a great costume
@kirbsters4851 5 жыл бұрын
Prudence: I got disembowelled... I got better We need that on a shirt XD
@lathamsmith4171 5 жыл бұрын
What do you want? Is it chairs or information about chairs? *Y E S*
@d3sTr0y4h 5 жыл бұрын
I feel we need a d&d t-shirt with a "poor johnny" design
@sisiissiisslsosioss4621 5 жыл бұрын
Ok 37 minutes in and it’s all corazon is a Human speed boat...... I’m loving it!
@ethanlappin 5 жыл бұрын
Can't believe nobody started humming the famed ballad of... Transformers
@sisiissiisslsosioss4621 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@DC90 5 жыл бұрын
"Let's fight some chairs" I have been waiting for those words all my life.
@P3x310 5 жыл бұрын
Them's fightin' words!
@CaitlinRC 5 жыл бұрын
Who needs to follow the carefully planned plot? NOT THE OXVENTURERS!
@thomasgodridge5945 5 жыл бұрын
I think he's used to their shenanigans by now.
@Storyman09 5 жыл бұрын
Thomas Godridge Yeah, the look on Johnny’s face throughout was really the look of a man resigned. :D
@colinbaker5306 5 жыл бұрын
@@Storyman09 Its like Ive agreed to THREE more of these in TWO weeks WHY WORLD WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU?????????
@Storyman09 5 жыл бұрын
He’s the real D&D MVP. The sacrifices he makes being around these people, for our sakes’. T_T
@alicia9290 5 жыл бұрын
I think if Egbert had a wisdom score not normally reserved for a woodland critter, he might be a bit worried about becoming a fallen paladin. The only thing that saves him, repeatedly, is that he can't form intent to violate his oaths.
@misterthegeoff9767 5 жыл бұрын
In my headcanon the only reason his god hasn't taken away his powers yet is because they are watching from the higher planes out of morbid curiosity over what he's going to do next, and maybe one day it'll go so far that his church can call a crusade to go stop him.
@dragon-kitty 5 жыл бұрын
Does that whole Ikea thing count as positive or negative atonement?
@zacharystanger9856 5 жыл бұрын
@@dragon-kitty yes
@Bigal3031 5 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, Prudence is like um so Egbert if you ever lose your paladin status, theirs always Cthulhu.
@jimpadgett8233 4 жыл бұрын
@@misterthegeoff9767 that sounds great! But also a headcanon can be that there is some form of prophecy that Egbert will save the land completely by accident. So the God is just watching, extremely worried about whether it's true 😂😂😂
@JCWCentreBack 5 жыл бұрын
With Merilwen occupying that chair, does that make her Chairman Meow?
@matthieumeewis 5 жыл бұрын
Chairwoman, maybe. Chairman, wait what
@hasumeokaasan6533 5 жыл бұрын
oh i see what you did there, Shadowhunters.
@polkarrty 5 жыл бұрын
Oh hey good city of bones reference
@williambritt8445 5 жыл бұрын
From what I learned from all my D&D people watching chairs and doors are always the villains
@mcmillan20101 5 жыл бұрын
It’s great that corazon is now an edgy early 2000s teen
@beholdnonsense5100 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, he is the party rogue, it'd be wrong if he *wasn't* edgy
@michiev 5 жыл бұрын
When wasn't he?
@queenoffabulous2156 5 жыл бұрын
His back story is hes rebelling against his dad
@mcmillan20101 5 жыл бұрын
Should I now say. He looks like an edgy teen
@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 4 жыл бұрын
@@mcmillan20101 he IS
@TimmyShea12 5 жыл бұрын
I like how Egbert picked up right where he left off in the last Oxventure...covered in urine
@webgiant7123 5 жыл бұрын
DOB, now starring in "Romancing The Chair"
@madalice5134 5 жыл бұрын
We need an Oxventure shirt with Johnny in the background facepalming while the party strike a "heroic" pose.
@NecRomant1c 5 жыл бұрын
Standing on a pile of wrecked furniture and a gnome skeleton.
@daniellockley-smith9766 5 жыл бұрын
Poor Johnny, I wonder how it was supposed to go
@mattball8622 5 жыл бұрын
It's honestly a testament to his prowess at DMing that he managed to get some sort of conclusion together from this. He said in the Q&A afterwards that this was the most violent derailment he's ever dealt with, haha!
@DiZtheJedi 5 жыл бұрын
@@mattball8622 I'm just waiting for the day when Johnny says screw it and instead of adjusting the story to fit them, he just outright tells them that they messed up and now the entire city is burning and the populace are out for their blood.
@anna-flora999 5 жыл бұрын
@@DiZtheJedi also, cuthulu is pissed at Egbert and shows up in power armor to fuck everyone up
@brentage5000 5 жыл бұрын
@@DiZtheJedi two sessions later.....we get Stop! Hammer Time ending in juuuuuust this fashion
@U_C_G 5 жыл бұрын
Vox Machina's arch enemy: Doors OxBox arch enemy: Chairs For my campaign I'm absolutely making the final boss a futon
@damiwayne8289 5 жыл бұрын
Alex Healy Unexpectables almost got killed by a Carpet in one arc.
@U_C_G 5 жыл бұрын
@@damiwayne8289 what is it about this game and killer furniture?
@U_C_G 5 жыл бұрын
@@damiwayne8289 Actually, I do remember once my party almost got TPK'd when a stone golem fell down some stairs onto us
@l0stndamned 5 жыл бұрын
Had some fun with unleashing doors on my gaming group. Also a windmill.
@thecadaver 5 жыл бұрын
@@U_C_G the simple answer is that when DMs can create their own monsters, theyre basically always made to mess with players. That's how you get treasure chest mimics.
@phylion6067 5 жыл бұрын
"Let me take another look.... 20!" "Oh thank god" I have somehow never, as a fellow DM, related more to Johnny's turmoil.
@DreamerOnDrugs 5 жыл бұрын
As someone who follows both OXventure and Critical Role, I'm starting to believe that the word 'chair' is just code for 'plot derailment'.
@joshhammer5518 5 жыл бұрын
"You've got to be the worst adventuring party I've ever heard of!" "But you have heard of me"
@bwilhelm8232 5 жыл бұрын
Andy: *comes out dressed as Corozon w/new wig* Me: oh no he’s hot
@dragon-kitty 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair he was always hot - it was just easier to ignore it before he became a pirate 😇
@madalice5134 5 жыл бұрын
@@dragon-kitty Too true.
@00blaat00 5 жыл бұрын
"If you all could leave my shop and go on a montage ..." Some excellent DM'ing right there!
@brentage5000 5 жыл бұрын
HOW NOT TO BREAK: 1. Go on fifteen minute break 2. Complete break 3. See the notification for the new Oxventure upload you've been waiting for for three weeks
@wardrecaridius3740 5 жыл бұрын
Johnny hands out inspiration like it's candy sometimes and for the most rediculous things...and i love it
@Charmknight015 5 жыл бұрын
Can we get a "Team Working on It" Shirt please?? lol :D
@Coramelimane 5 жыл бұрын
dob pulled a dob before the adventure even started. Amazing.
@keyblademasterkatsu7839 5 жыл бұрын
Bless your hearts, im having a particularly bad day due to my break up and seeing this video surely cheers me up!
@depressedknicksfan6060 5 жыл бұрын
I get you I just got out of a toxic relationship myself just know it’s always darkest before the dawn and know there’s people who care about you
@cheetarah9199 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear that, best wishes Katsu.
@scottsanerd 5 жыл бұрын
That sucks dude/dudette. Let the ridiculoucsoness of the oxventurerers wash over you, and remember that it does get better.
@madalice5134 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry, best wishes and I hope you feel better asap.
@gonegoose9985 5 жыл бұрын
Hope things get better soon
@bilbo_t_baggins2762 5 жыл бұрын
I was in the audience. Before the show started, these people cosplaying Gandalf the grey and Aragorn walked past in the distance and someone in the queue for d+d said "there's a commentator called Bilbo Baggins , I wonder if that's him?" I've been noticed, I thought. Then the conversation started, just to pass the time. 5 minutes later and I'm part of a group of around 8 random strangers all talking to each other. Well done oxbox for making that happen. Bring on the next campaign.
@patience1926 5 жыл бұрын
Man I’m loving Andy’s hair. His look is kinda reminding me of Chris Hemsworth’s Huntsmen Eric from Snow White and the Huntsman.
@maxvel0city906 5 жыл бұрын
You totally nailed it, I was thinking who does Andy look like now, then I read your comment, of course Chris Hemsworth.
@Joearango481 5 жыл бұрын
I saw snake pliskin and I think that's more accurate
@beholdnonsense5100 5 жыл бұрын
Andy dressed up as Snake for Halloween once and it was excellent
@oynque8965 5 жыл бұрын
I was kinda thinking John Travolta as Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction.
@TheTravelerww 5 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the DnD Joke: The bartender asked us "why we bring weapons into the tavern." "Because of Mimics" we replied The bartender laughed We laughed The Table (or in this case chair) laughed We killed the Table (or in this case chair). It was a good time
@junaidkamalie3088 4 жыл бұрын
Corazon: We need to fall in love with the bar owner Dob: I'm on it That's a true bard in action right there
@jamiemcnally3222 5 жыл бұрын
Andy: Oh my god *johnny gasps* Andy: wait wha- I mean CHAIR
@shawnheatherly 5 жыл бұрын
That salesman is gonna show up months from now looking for revenge, and our heroes probably won't even remember he exists.
@tiannaroberts6153 5 жыл бұрын
*Eats lunch while watching KZfaq* *Notification for a new Oxventure pops up* *Chokes on ramen while trying to click on the notification as fast as possible*
@EST84x 5 жыл бұрын
Never has the involuntary "Show less" YT censorship felt more appropriate.
@sisiissiisslsosioss4621 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@leigheaux_venere 5 жыл бұрын
same
@madalice5134 5 жыл бұрын
Did you do a saving roll?
@Claudia-pm7wg 5 жыл бұрын
I was drinking coffee and trying to wake myself up when I saw the notification. I snorted warm coffee out of my nose in excitement.
@nickjeffery536 5 жыл бұрын
So Corazon went from being a pirate to being a cors-chair???
@Hunter-sw3rl 5 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t ready
@thestonersage237 3 жыл бұрын
Cease
@katcyer26 3 жыл бұрын
Inspiration.
@almostirrelevant9181 5 жыл бұрын
I am incensed, INCENSED I TELL YOU, that Jonny wasn’t an option on the video poll. The DM is always the MVP! Love Oxventure of course:) Edit for spelling
@MrDudeshutup123 5 жыл бұрын
Love how stress Johnny got by them derailing him! 😂😂😂
@Integer_Overload 5 жыл бұрын
Merrilwyn: "can anyone here... Read?" Jared, who's 19: *breathe in* "WHADDUP, IM-"
@ulfhazelcreek8108 5 жыл бұрын
It cannot be derailed if there never were any rails, Much fun, would watch again.
@seanvibing6995 5 жыл бұрын
“Alright so the pirate is a chair now” 😂😂😂
@Technoir444 5 жыл бұрын
The Oxventurers went off script and really put Johnny in the hot seat. 😉
@brentage5000 5 жыл бұрын
BEST PUN EVER!!!!!
@Bigal3031 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, when haven’t they gone off script? Wait there’s a script?
@krimzonhunt7929 5 жыл бұрын
Jonny and Aoife yesterday with dark souls 3, oxbox crew with dungeons and dragons today. It's quickly becoming a good week.
@cheetarah9199 5 жыл бұрын
God dammit, I got distracted from starting the ds3 video by this! Thx for the reminder.
@Incoherent-excitement 5 жыл бұрын
I love how with each and every show they get more and more in character with their costumes. Like one day I won’t be surprised when an actual 6 foot dragon-man walks on stage. 😂
@BloatedSpoon 3 жыл бұрын
Jane and Luke tattoo their skin
@sjorsfarla3767 5 жыл бұрын
Me: I'm going to study tonight Outside Xbox/xtra: New D&D video Me: Well who cares about my study and future, lets watch this
@TheLegend-rx7gn 5 жыл бұрын
"Merilwen, you like wood but this is weird."
@totz_the_plaid9625 5 жыл бұрын
"A Fishmas Carol" felt like the end of 'season 1' of D&D Oxventures, and this is a great start to 'season 2,' IMO!
@danykilson4950 4 жыл бұрын
*Corazon:* "What's with the breathing chairs?" *Barkeep:* "You what?" *Corazon:* "WHY ARE THE CHAIRS BREATHING?" Andy is my favourite Oxventurer.
@thomasgodridge5945 5 жыл бұрын
Great Scott, man! You do NOT knock over a man's teas set! That's how WARS start! As usual...can't help but feel sorry for Johnny. XD
@CortashGaming 5 жыл бұрын
You have found the rare Chairizon!!
@GriffinWolf 4 жыл бұрын
Only just realised this on the rewatch. The ship they sank was, according to Johnny, operated by the same warehouse that they were ransacking, which had paperwork saying Dunekin. Since Dunekin was only making Fairwind style furniture out of evil wood, Corazon did a very good thing sinking that ship and stopping all those evil chairs escaping the town.
@maxvel0city906 5 жыл бұрын
Saw the Chairilwen joke referenced on twitter, having no idea what it meant, now I get it! 😂😂😂 Nice one Dob.
@I-sparkydash-I 5 жыл бұрын
omg!..Andy looks amazing with that long hair! :-O ....The others look great, too.
@earmite100 5 жыл бұрын
The barkeeper asked why we carried weapons on us in the pub. I said, "Mimics." The barkeeper laughed, the party laughed, the table laughed, we killed the table. It was a good time.
@kyleking6101 4 жыл бұрын
Corazon joins Dob in searching the Land lord's office "let me just put my name on these ownership papers whilst I'm at it"
@timetrnr7380 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a year behind on Oxventure but I realize the reason that this party and their adventures are so great is that the players are already really good friends and, therefore, have really good chemistry that translates well in D&D. Because a lot of that chemistry involves running a semi-comedic KZfaq channel, they can be hilarious and it doesn't detract from the thrill of their adventures (similarly to Critical Role but leaning more comedic and episodic than serious and serialized.) I love this group. Gotta catch up.
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