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@leadboots728 ай бұрын
Jim: You've done this mofo so dirty John: There is something wrong with me Jim Jim: Why are you doing this? John: I don't know. Should I kill myself? Jim: No, lets just finish what we started. John: Ooh, a heat pack!
@trouble_kid99406 ай бұрын
The “he was kinda weeird” killed me 😂😂
@treevnor8 ай бұрын
stoned, eating wings, no work next week, watching smoke. doesn’t really get much better than this.
@navigator82226 ай бұрын
You could try getting a girlfriend.
@Nobodyevencares276 ай бұрын
@@navigator8222 lol meanie
@user-ki3ks4fd6i6 ай бұрын
@@navigator8222you should try not being a pathetic loser.
@Mightymouse1266 ай бұрын
@@navigator8222guarantee you don’t have a girlfriend, and if by some chance you do….. she’s hit like a mf
@berdyderg9002 ай бұрын
@@Mightymouse126how would you know something like this? Comments like this always just seem like projection or you're incredibly petty
@OhShiverMeTimbers8 ай бұрын
"What do you want to do, go give him his gun back?" "I think we're past that" 🤣🤣
@kx65andyx85rider8 ай бұрын
We’ve been reunited, welcome back gentlemen. Sit down, grab a drink and remove any distractions for this one.
@cordelllitus26308 ай бұрын
Ngl
@wesleyv59348 ай бұрын
Fr fr
@Nonaps5128 ай бұрын
Well said sir. As always, enjoy the fun
@misosoup478 ай бұрын
Amen
@Mdub-848 ай бұрын
Smoke got us wait like fiending crackheads for the new video drop.. come on baby.. I need my fix
@Kj132038 ай бұрын
I recently discovered Smoke. How i’ve been missing out on DayZ. Watching these videos fills my desire to want to play. Thank you Mr Smoke
@Alfred-Neuman8 ай бұрын
Since you are new around here, did you know that Smoke is playing DayZ with the inverted mouse? (And all the other games too, I'm pretty sure.) Every time I'm watching his videos I'm always blown away by this fact. lol
@gm1ddy8 ай бұрын
its 50% off on steam right now, you will not regret, trust
@scooterking1368 ай бұрын
welcome!
@paranormalrespectingspirit51908 ай бұрын
I don't even know what i need to play DayZ can't find it on Steam but hell I watch a tone of videos of the game
@user-hq6ln6td5f8 ай бұрын
It's on Steam. Also XBOX and PS, but PC is 100% the way to go.
@ysirtk69498 ай бұрын
That is literally the most I've ever heard Smoke laugh hysterically at one time. I'm dying.
@astronime7 ай бұрын
You should watch the Halloween special, the second segment is hysterical and I’ve never heard smoke laugh more at the end
@ysirtk69497 ай бұрын
@@astronime You can't post this and not post a link my guy. LINK ME! I can't seem to find it.
@7rixee6 ай бұрын
The store is another classic. Probably know that one too. His on another level spinning these head trips on the spot. They work so well they almost seem pre-planned.
@DrakainaZero16 күн бұрын
There's one moment that's not on youtube where he disguised himself and went up to his teammate and gave him a light punch. His teammate instantly started sprinting around screaming "HEEELP! HEEELP!" and Smoke started crying laughing. That's probably the hardest I've ever laughing during a smoke stream
@mattparks84348 ай бұрын
This is the most hilarious chaos of early game events I've ever seen. They rob a guy, feel bad about it, run up on two people and kill one who happened to be new, making them feel worse and then that dudes teammate is the guy they robbed. Amazing.
@DrakainaZero8 ай бұрын
and then his boy wastes the dude they just robbed lmao. that poor dude got done so dirty
@slamdogbillonair8 ай бұрын
you may not be self proclaimed but boss you are surely a Day Z legend
@CloudNaps8 ай бұрын
"It's like a chocolate cake and I'm a chubby kid" You're too funny bro 🤣
@floridadonkfishing98488 ай бұрын
I’ve literally been watching old videos for 3 days. Perfect timing cause I’ve rewatched almost every video. Thanks for the content brother always puts a smile on my face.
@slobodan2438 ай бұрын
Me too haha
@Max102548 ай бұрын
True, now I watched every video, and now I need content to watch xD
@FrostyJungle8 ай бұрын
No cap, jonesing 😂😂
@letlifemoveyou8 ай бұрын
in who cares news, ive just had a second heart surgery this year and i recently came across this channel. Its scratched my dayz itch and i love the shitshow half of these turn out to be, thanks for the laughs and the videos. Big fan from melbourne aus
@Procedurallydegeneratedjohn8 ай бұрын
Heart surgery is no joke dude, hope you have a good recovery
@deanridley88 ай бұрын
Take it easy dude
@Tom-ib2fg8 ай бұрын
Dude needed heart surgery after playing too much DayZ and stressing his ticker out too much
@letlifemoveyou8 ай бұрын
@@Procedurallydegeneratedjohn still alive bro so no complaints, thanks though have a good chrissy!
@letlifemoveyou8 ай бұрын
@@deanridley8 haha learning how to slow down is hard man, have a good christmas!
@johnny3fingers138 ай бұрын
“You’re just gonna keep fuckimg up Dave’s night…. YES SIRRRR!” I’m dead
@toddyrightonit8 ай бұрын
It’s been a while since we’ve had a true psychopath as a partner 😂 I love it
@josephmurray6488 ай бұрын
Bro you have the best dayz content on KZfaq. I would rather watch your gameplay than actually play myself lol keep the content coming
@linkinemerson86208 ай бұрын
smoke & runningmanz for sure. they are different, but voth dont overtalk if you get what I mean. & I have never learned how to navigate the launcher, half them I get errors trying to join even after all the mods download, or just find servers with far too many mods that I dont care for. when I cant even figure out how to get in the game the last thing I care to learn is 50 mods for base building & trading systems. anyway my point is I never play anymore I just enjoy watching the guys I mentioned.
@TheDayZEnthusiasts8 ай бұрын
You would enjoy his twitch streams then!
@thedaybreak65768 ай бұрын
Smoke being too smart for himself by cutting up those rags is hilarious 😂
@tonydev6318 ай бұрын
I swear the guy smoke runs with , is the 1st guy he meets on Smokes “legend of the Beast Master”
@Rustyfork_258 ай бұрын
Yeah he went with the name Luke
@tonydev6318 ай бұрын
I 1st watched The legend of the beastmaster just as smoke released it. I had not long had a drop of LSD. It was amazing.
@tonydev6318 ай бұрын
Kept watching it over and over. Brandon was funny
@Rustyfork_258 ай бұрын
@tonydev631 Smokes vids funnily enough are way better while on some shit, I get you mane
@ryancooper7808 ай бұрын
Smoke is the funniest dude I swear 😂 This dude's humor is just so damn good, 17:56 really got me 😂 Also when John shot that dude in the back 😂
@bobbolan46728 ай бұрын
And then said "I feel bad". LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂
@stingerz1228 ай бұрын
I love the simplicity of smokes edited videos.. you don't need a bunch of crazy b roll footage and cutscenes to make an entertaining dayz video
@Unmedicated_Moments3 ай бұрын
Funniest dude you've run with. Dude was a total wildcard lol
@benwebb76987 ай бұрын
This is hands down one of the funniest videos you've put out. When you started cutting up those jumpsuit pants I actually screamed at my phone. And then you trying every angle to blame him. Fucking hysterical!
@swiggityswagswagman16058 ай бұрын
Man you guys stood no chance at the end but still put up a good fight. Great video as always!
@babysnaykes8 ай бұрын
Heartpounding ending. This game, man
@nicksurvives48044 ай бұрын
"You're god damn right, that's your fault"😂
@aleseaux8 ай бұрын
the most poetic subversion I've ever seen
@BG.........8 ай бұрын
Yesssssss! A smoke video to go with my post 14hr shift beers! ☺️☺️
@Peewee__327 ай бұрын
“That’s John, this is Dave” *turns to a pile of flesh and human meat.. lmfao
@mycomboisdeadly35428 ай бұрын
Just in time…came down with the flu and my first day with it smoke uploads! Appreciate ya brotha man. makin this dudes illness slightly better
@serenity32778 ай бұрын
Same broooo, hope you recover quickly man
@rkcurry8 ай бұрын
this is 100% accurate, authentic vorkuta footage lol
@davidthenguyen7 ай бұрын
"I've got bullets. From the four guys I killed" "I killed 4 of them"
@Shibalba8 ай бұрын
Shiey and Smoke dropped a video. I love it.
@RunawayTruckRamp8 ай бұрын
Glad to see another Shiey follower, top tier content. Smoke/Shiey>Every other content creator.
@chrisburns5148 ай бұрын
Lmaoo when he gets into the crazy bunkers I’m always thinking about Namalsk lol
@dreae45318 ай бұрын
Shiey the train guy?
@Shibalba8 ай бұрын
Hell yeah brother!@@dreae4531
@slamdogbillonair8 ай бұрын
^^^??@@dreae4531
@Drewzki8 ай бұрын
A bit of smoke on a cold winter day, just what I was wanting for Christmas
@astrowerm8 ай бұрын
You are so deadly with the snipes Smoke, love seeing those sursprising no scopes too
@fancy01128 ай бұрын
Love you smoke keep it up buddy. Look forward to every video. Your sense of humor and voice are enough to cure a man of his woes
@Jadepapa8 ай бұрын
Man, i was on the edge of my seat in the end!
@T33NAG3NINJA8 ай бұрын
The pants killed me 😂
@ThomasYuh8 ай бұрын
we need more smoke! I was so wishful hoping for a different ending, but in my heart i knew it was over after hearing that VSD 😂
@WhyzJ8 ай бұрын
Babe wake up its a new smoke video
@UnregisteredPEDO8 ай бұрын
Just started an argument with my wife so she'll leave me alone so I can watch this in peace.
@Rustyfork_258 ай бұрын
Realist shit I've read all week
@madscientist36658 ай бұрын
RIP Dave 😂😂
@theHardChargerVids8 ай бұрын
You were kinda dirty in this one lol. A good smoke an evil smoke…swings the pendulum
@onoffservo8 ай бұрын
Ur weird creepy gameplay is my favorite style of playthru
@elvoandro70878 ай бұрын
The best dayz content creator
@Hairyloft8 ай бұрын
What a run, Smoke and Dayz never disappoint.
@wavehellhole5 ай бұрын
“Hey, I won’t do that to you.”
@jpbarnett33667 ай бұрын
Dude I could not stop laughing for this entire video
@Creepydroid8 ай бұрын
I love how u chop the pants up and then realize that the panta where to wear
@jamespuffer28898 ай бұрын
I’m a simple man. I see a new Smoke upload, I like the video, and I enjoy watching it. Thank you as always Smoke for the awesome content.
@slobonmyrobz43527 ай бұрын
“Witness meee” 😂😂
@tetsuoooo_on_twitch8 ай бұрын
I’m going to check that spot for guns from now on.
@bobbolan46728 ай бұрын
17:13 "I feel bad." NO YOU DON'T! LMAO 😂
@ayyjack8 ай бұрын
the chocolate cake/chubby kid analogy was maybe the most funny shit smoke has ever said
@MAGA-USA-20248 ай бұрын
He lives! Been waiting over a month for your next video
@nintendbro32758 ай бұрын
Perfect timing. I just watched a bunch of your old videos haha good to be back boys 🤙
@dll31518 ай бұрын
Thanks for another DayZ story! You are the best, dawg!
@CharlieandtheRed-dn8ol8 ай бұрын
I was there when you did this live a month or two ago! Super memorable haha that ending
@guycd17 ай бұрын
I had a full blow compound at the church just outside this city that lasted for MONTHS before a team finally raided it. Had hundreds of guns and explosives hidden away, Nemalsk is easily my favorite map. Takes a special kinda crazy to survive in the cold out there.
@VorkutaRat8 ай бұрын
I was working on an album and seen you uploaded, had to pause n watch
@fourtwentycg8 ай бұрын
Oh lordy lordy! Smoke gave us a video to enjoy with our brains on this beautiful thursday? I never would have thought I'd get off work to such a miraculous upload on a Thursday of all days!! Thanks player I appreciate you! Happy holidays my dude!
@NoName-dm8pc8 ай бұрын
Was watching your old videos earlier another W visual
@dirtydish66428 ай бұрын
Hell yeah. I was fiending.
@DACRAF017 ай бұрын
You guys were a great duo, loved the energy back and forth between the two. Awesome vid as always!
@darkenigma37 ай бұрын
Best, most enjoyable dayz streamer. Its like a movie. I dont even play Dayz. Its just the funnest thing to watch. The only Dayz streamer ill watch actually
@chromegnats7 ай бұрын
“This guys a sonofabitch, man” 😂 Great stuff as always, Smoke! These are great because I been missing the streams this month with the odd times between the two of us. Glad the holidays are over and we can get back into our degenerate every-other-day at midnight schedule, ok? Love you.
@gabrielhedin16977 ай бұрын
"This is...Dave." hahaha
@0r4ng3p33l8 ай бұрын
Nothing like waking up to a smoke video ❤
@patmiller70458 ай бұрын
Alright my man is back! Thanks for making my day bro.
@Scott109868 ай бұрын
Man... I was literally holding my own breath to be quiet for you in the last 30 seconds of this video! Awesome Video, your team mate defiantly enjoyed killing small creatures in his granny's basement as a kid.
@durkey018 ай бұрын
what a christmas gift! thank you smoke!!
@locussst8 ай бұрын
Damn this dude's a fucking badass! "Light up the tent" "witness me"
@ToddReuterOutdoors8 ай бұрын
The fact that smoke doesn’t have at least 1 million subscribers is criminal.
@IvanSanchez-si9ur8 ай бұрын
Loved it men thxs for uploading
@originalterrorsquad8 ай бұрын
Hello you all. This smoke video brings us together again before the holidays. HAPPY HOLIDAYS
@DeNorsemen8 ай бұрын
Only 9 minutes in and it’s already sooo good
@martindiver96088 ай бұрын
long time seice i see you on here fella but great video as always and happy christmas brother much love and respect from England
@christianc.26648 ай бұрын
Im a simple man. I see Smoke I click.
@theboss58238 ай бұрын
“Someone said you was dead”
@temphere8 ай бұрын
hulu is a joke, smoke uploaded my night is better now
@keyera13788 ай бұрын
Bro. So glad you are not dead.
@MostlyDayZ8 ай бұрын
He made the DayZ 10th anniversary promo vid by the devs... and is badass!
@Jsko_8 ай бұрын
cant beat those vanilla interactions
@womad98787 ай бұрын
suit guy at the end was like the predator
@jrray38108 ай бұрын
Damn. So missed u.
@jonathanjones9938 ай бұрын
Glad you're back! Great video. I haven't watched it yet.
@YourDemiseIn1080p8 ай бұрын
inspiration at it's finest :D you always put me in the mood to record :)
@nickperry71838 ай бұрын
Dude we missed ya content 🙌🏼
@ThePullTabPro4 ай бұрын
Pulled a straight up robbery 🤣
@user-kk8jd4ws2s8 ай бұрын
Dude for real I’m addicted to your twitch channel
@BARRICADE8 ай бұрын
Hell yea!, Thanks Smoke and Gus!.
@bigdawgggg7 ай бұрын
07:35 ive never heard smoke mke them noises before 😂😂😂
@StillBrokeOff7 ай бұрын
bro sounded over it in the beginning lol
@Bigg-Von8 ай бұрын
Its a good day when smoke uploads a 35 minute video 🙌
@TheBeardsShow8 ай бұрын
Its nice to see that Vorkuta is still one of the most crazy pvp starter zones
@MrMeen8 ай бұрын
This was entertaining AF
@TheOriginalShooter8 ай бұрын
There was some dude that me n my buddy killed like 5 times lol, he kept comin back we didn’t know why he wanted to be friends, then im pretty sure his friends came because we got popped smh
@Themookster7 ай бұрын
Smoke a lowkey comic😭😭🤣
@scooterking1368 ай бұрын
timing couldnt be better. love ya smoke
@Aidyscape8 ай бұрын
What an absolute treat. Nice one smoke, upload more! 😊
@yurimolotov58868 ай бұрын
operation: pants recovery part 2: more pants
@smigamoto237 ай бұрын
I love the end how you were just laying on your back like an 80 yr old man asking “ hey what’s goin on” ehh help
@Sean-sn9ld5 ай бұрын
Everytime I uninstall DayZ , a Smoke video pops up and I gotta reinstall 😅😂