Badass Life of Takezaki Suenaga, Samurai of the Mongol Invasions

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Badass Life of Takezaki Suenaga, Samurai of the Mongol Invasions | History of Japan 79

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@Linfamy 3 жыл бұрын

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@sutaideru1426 3 жыл бұрын

Answer to the question: a rock

@stevenedmund5680 3 жыл бұрын

The baby will grow heavy crushing the person holding it. Sometimes the lady or the creature is or turns birdlike.

@kyubbishego 3 жыл бұрын

The Ubume's child would turn into stone.

@eyewai 3 жыл бұрын

the baby may become as heavy as a stone or may become stone.

@zanechan4274 3 жыл бұрын

A dead baby or a heavy stone

@unsuspectingfeline867 3 жыл бұрын

Mongols : We're on boats, the Japanese aren't stupid enough to board us Takezaki Suenaga : *LEEEEEEEEROOOYY JENKIIIIINNNNSS*

@Jobe-13 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone loves an underdog story. No matter how petty.

@tetsu1000 3 жыл бұрын

fiction: For honor! reality: For reward!

@shanedoesyoutube8001 3 жыл бұрын

Realler reality: honor for rewards

@ABCantonese 3 жыл бұрын

To the ladies in town: honor my ass

@orionterron99 2 жыл бұрын

65th Rule of Acquisition

@tabularasa7350 7 ай бұрын

no Rewards, no Honor.

@Quamlak 3 жыл бұрын

These videos make Japan sound like an MMORPG. The Shogunate gives a quest "Collect 10 mongol heads" and that's the only thing the samurai(players) care about. Suenaga sits in LFG getting rejected for the Mongol Fleet dungeon until finally convincing a group that he was a top end raider in the Mongol Crusade Expansion (my account was hacked and i had to make a new one so i don't have the achievs c'mon guys i know the fights)

@Linfamy 3 жыл бұрын

@not.a.tree. 3 жыл бұрын

the “notice me commander” strategy, *i died*

@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 3 жыл бұрын

That samurai didn't leave trash in my woods, be like him

@Adam-js6mi 3 жыл бұрын

what a polite samurai

@VtheWanderer 3 жыл бұрын

I just pictured Suenaga jumping from boat to boat shouting "WELCOME TO THE RICEFIELDS, MOTHERF*CKER!" and that made my day. Cool video, Papa Lin!

@connorkenway09 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@kerokero9623 3 жыл бұрын

That "ask my ex" caught me off guard and I'm dying

@claudy_sky 3 жыл бұрын

I think one of the subtexts of this video is that, perhaps, in the future, instagram stories/posts could be considered accurate historical documents. Idk how to feel about this. xD

@Linfamy 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, many woodblock prints were just shitposts, like tanuki ones :p

@claudy_sky 3 жыл бұрын

@@Linfamy Ah, now I see why I really like those prints! xD

@bt8594 3 жыл бұрын

Insta is fake and so history will be too

@TheZenytram 3 жыл бұрын

Well if that data survive the shutdown of inatagram in the near future.

@xXScissorHandsXx 3 жыл бұрын

4:48 Those Asian, bearded, Legolas' ♥ best description snippet of the Mongolian Horde yet 😭

@KatherineUribe-1 3 жыл бұрын

I had to scroll back to make sure I heard it correctly. 😄

@eacalvert 3 жыл бұрын

Never a truer statement: poverty doesn't pay the bills

@idraote 3 жыл бұрын

He shifted loyalty from his family to the man who granted him his reward. How wholesome.

@doors_of_perspective 3 жыл бұрын

Takezaki Suenaga “In this country, you gotta make the rewards first. Then when you get the rewards, you get the land. Then when you get the land, then you get the historical scrolls” And if you need stones to build your epic statue then look no further than the hands of a Ubume carrying a baby. But don’t rely on them as it may turn out to be leaves.

@extrastainedsock3497 3 жыл бұрын

"Almond milk drinking commander" what a top tier insult

@eedwardgrey2 3 жыл бұрын

Don't know about Japan but almond milk was actually ridiculously popular amongs the European medieval aristocracy

@extrastainedsock3497 3 жыл бұрын

@@eedwardgrey2 I didn't know that learn something new everyday huh thank you

@eedwardgrey2 3 жыл бұрын

@@extrastainedsock3497 You're welcome

@TimelessHope 3 жыл бұрын

Neat video, never thought "samurai" and "Karen" could go together LOL Also: The baby turns to stone!

@Dtzeo503 3 жыл бұрын

Ghost of Tsushima is a amazing game besides the minor historical inaccuracies. Still pretty good.

@fearedjames 3 жыл бұрын

Tbh I don't think there is a single thing in the game that is historically accurate outside that Tsushima did have a mongol invasion in preperation for a mainland landing.

@Tetsulot 3 жыл бұрын

Minor? Everything about it is historical inaccurate.

@anas-432 3 жыл бұрын

Huge historical inaccuracies from the invasion to the clan name to armor and weapons of the time and clothing and alot, but still a great game.

@fearedjames 3 жыл бұрын

@@anas-432 My favourite part is that "There being a Mongol invasion" isn't even accurate. The invasion was by the Mongolian run Song Dynasty of China, and largely used Chinese weaponry and tactics and the general Chinese population of its soldiers.

@mattrichardson4521 3 жыл бұрын

Chill out Karens it's a game that served it's purpose. He who controls the world controls history. How do you know anyyyyyy history you know is accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@NOMSKULL 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for teaching me history

@Linfamy 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for learning ;)

@bensoncheung2801 Жыл бұрын

34 👍

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@Linfamy 3 жыл бұрын

You're going to invade the channel like the Mongols invaded Japan?

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@Kurisiti 3 жыл бұрын

Those who accept the "baby" of Ubume will find that it will grow heavier and heavier until it crushes them; the "baby" is usually depicted turning into something like a heavy rock or a bundle of stones, but there are accounts where the "baby" becomes a mass of leaves.

@marr1379 3 жыл бұрын

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@Linfamy 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, glad you like the vids 👍

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@Bildgesmythe 3 жыл бұрын

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@qm7568 3 жыл бұрын

yayy finally a new video! a new fan here and I had just finished binge-watching your videos (except your wuxia readings, will do that during work hours)

@Linfamy 3 жыл бұрын

That's a lot of vids to binge 😅

@qm7568 3 жыл бұрын

@@Linfamy love your narration style, your voice acting for different characters (simple and direct), and the evolution of your animation is great! btw, can you do a video of how the Japanese party back then? I was just curious. thanks! love you and will spread the knowledge 😉😁

@DedicatedSpirit8 7 ай бұрын

That kick ass and chew bubblegum joke was top tier

@lokky95 3 жыл бұрын

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@telinhajp 3 жыл бұрын

Hi Linfamy! Wishing you a fun weekend! ❤️

@Linfamy 3 жыл бұрын

You too!

@matthewct8167 3 жыл бұрын

His badassery and opportunism makes for a good comedy.

@moodby 3 жыл бұрын

TIL Samurai were rewarded based on how much they styled on their enemies.

@AkiraChnl 3 жыл бұрын

My guy only protected the country for credit lmfao

@LupinLovebites 3 жыл бұрын

The babe is stone cold. And the baby is becoming a stone. Thanks for teaching me things, @Linfamy.

@gsejapan 3 жыл бұрын

Great video! And the answer is that it turns to stone.

@bigj5183 3 жыл бұрын

0:12 that's actually a great quote linfamy.

@Linfamy 3 жыл бұрын

@shirshamullick503 3 жыл бұрын

6 minutes, fastest I have ever been to any video!!!

@Linfamy 3 жыл бұрын

Nice ;)

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@Linfamy 3 жыл бұрын

Welcome! First rule of the channel is you must sacrifice a pokemon.

@bendoveradc5887 3 жыл бұрын

@@Linfamy aww man I hope a Magikarp would be enough.

@Linfamy 3 жыл бұрын

Acceptable.

@jurikuran333 3 жыл бұрын

"Asian bearded Legolases" lol 😂😂😂

@chartheredcometaznable2345 3 жыл бұрын

Such a chad wish I could have his babies

@Linfamy 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Thunor93 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@gabrielandradeferraz386 3 жыл бұрын

you can rest assured that lots of people did have his babies.

@satriorama4118 3 жыл бұрын

Char, you're a man. You can't get preggo

@gabrielandradeferraz386 3 жыл бұрын

@@satriorama4118 he can try though

@ryuo8852 3 жыл бұрын

Linfamy , when will be the day you will be a badass samurai like Suenaga ? 😶

@Linfamy 3 жыл бұрын

How do you know I'm not already?

@ryuo8852 3 жыл бұрын

Sus hmm.. 👀

@jaredgup6537 3 жыл бұрын

The Ubume bebe would turn into a stone. Oof that reddit joke was brutal.

@OublietteTight 7 ай бұрын

" 'The notice new commander' strategy. " LMFAO 😂 🎉

@sou1daddy503 3 жыл бұрын

"...ready to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and bubblegum wasn't invented yet." 😆 And only 700 years before Rowdy Roddy Piper...

@emmawalker2472 3 жыл бұрын

The baby would turn into a heavy stone. I love this videos, you learn something new in a fun way...why can't all of history be this fun? lol

@TomatoTruffles 3 жыл бұрын

The ubume baby turns into a stone? Also live your irreverent take on samurai. My family held land there for 500 years then last in the Bakumatsu😬

@rakeboi21masterofrakes63 3 жыл бұрын

I wish all history teachers were this funny tbh

@KhoaLe-uc2ny 3 жыл бұрын

man your jokes are gold

@wrongsalvation8904 3 жыл бұрын

It turns into a stone. Loved the video today!

@dustinm8520 3 жыл бұрын

Leaving this for the YT gods.

@Linfamy 3 жыл бұрын

;)

@Eduardo_Ventura 3 жыл бұрын

I knew this on Kings and Generals channel. This version is cool. Always with good sense of humor. Something lacking these days.

@johnhanley9946 3 жыл бұрын

The baby would turn into a stone... I remembered that! ✨

@ivpendragon1997 3 жыл бұрын

I wish you were my history teacher.

@mekikoromanova2324 3 жыл бұрын

Love the commentary in this XD

@matsuyavt2363 3 жыл бұрын

If an ubume hands you it's baby , the baby may become very heavy and turn to rock.

@KyoushaPumpItUp 3 жыл бұрын

To anyone asking, the anime in the thumbnail is Angolmois.

@cabechek Жыл бұрын

Think about if ghost of tsushima had boat raid missions where you got to swim out or take a boat and sneak on the vessels murder some barbarians and be back in time for onigiri at the Golden temple

@theraven5850 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is basically Leeroy Jenkins. Doesn't follow the plan, doesn't follow the group, runs in ahead and screws over the party then gets rewarded for it.

@Linfamy 3 жыл бұрын

So accurate :p

@eedwardgrey2 3 жыл бұрын

3: 37 LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!

@notallpretty 3 жыл бұрын

I would like to suggest a series on 一休さん a Japanese monk. He was a real historical figure and his life was rather dramatic.

@ferretyluv Жыл бұрын

Angolmois is a fantastic show that everyone should watch.

@fealubryne 3 жыл бұрын

The Ubume's baby might become very heavy by turning into stone! And if you manage to hold onto it you might be rewarded, if I recall.

@ikariyabiollante867 3 жыл бұрын

Ubume Bebeh will turn into Dwayne "A Rock" Johnson

@tiki5747 3 жыл бұрын

I love your witty sayings 😂❤️

@BIGESTblade 3 жыл бұрын

Suenaga was fighting more than just Mongols, he also fought bureaucracy. If you want to get your medal you'd better go beat it out of the guy who owes it.

@loyal_makoto9031 3 жыл бұрын

Now that you told me about him i cant help but he should've been the protag of Ghost of Tsushima XDD

@connorkenway09 2 жыл бұрын

Who's to say he wasn't the archetype on which he's based 😂 Maybe Jin Sakai is secretly petty as well walking around spreading tales about this guy called The ghost.

@thomas-carlosciacca6115 7 ай бұрын

That giggle after the best friend comment 😂

@zalandkhan4043 3 жыл бұрын

The real life Jin sakai

@nitroexe 3 жыл бұрын

Can you please make a video on the history of japans bathhouses

@melodyparra2960 3 жыл бұрын

But how do we know for sure if it’s not a beefed up story about him Those scrolls the embellished the truth with glitter an awesome action

@Linfamy 3 жыл бұрын

It could very well be, hard to tell

@MoonOfYomi666 3 жыл бұрын

Baby become stone or it bites your head off. Also the way you said babe reminds me of zefrank1 ^^

@astirmichael 3 жыл бұрын

The gods of Japan would good topic

@GreatGreebo 3 жыл бұрын

“Just ask my ex” 🤣

@surajr5993 3 жыл бұрын

The baby turns into a stone🥺

@makaihana975 3 жыл бұрын

Ubume babies turn into stone/rock Also sounds like Suenaga either had undiagnosed Narcissistic Personality, a Manic episode or quite possibly both.

@lana-fc2pd 3 жыл бұрын

Or maybe he wasn't any different from people today, doing *and saying* anything for land, money, and glory, even if its based on lies :)

@makaihana975 3 жыл бұрын

@@lana-fc2pd 🤯 Of course!!! People these days and their overly elated sense of self entitlement. You're absolutely correct.

@azula4786 Жыл бұрын

@@makaihana975 i mean who doesn't just stroll up to some big shots house with heads demanding rewards and land? I just did it yesterday

@luislozano6073 2 жыл бұрын

The baddest man around is something

@camie_eimac393 3 жыл бұрын

Yey~ I’m leaning the history of Japan, yey~ I live in the U.S, Yey~ even though I’m from D.R

@Linfamy 3 жыл бұрын

@ishanpatel6742 3 жыл бұрын

Jinzaburou dono in the thunbnail.

@OneSleeplessOne 3 жыл бұрын

Thumbnail is Jinzaburo Kuchii from Angolmois: Record of Mongol Invasion

@MultiRedskull 3 жыл бұрын

Kings and generals brought me here.

@Mikeztarp 3 жыл бұрын

"What's my name!?" - Leroy "Cassius Clay" Brown

@Shuv-mc4nh 3 жыл бұрын

Ans: Ubume bebe turned to stone.

@Sheepdog1314 3 жыл бұрын

the ubume baby turns into something that resembles my attempt at making chocolate chip cookies

@andrewcausey474 3 жыл бұрын

Best. Answer. Yet.

@ShadowDaPk 2 жыл бұрын

"Poverty doesn't pay the bills but killing does" Wanna confess to something there?

@jacobsxavier6082 3 жыл бұрын

I have some mad max vibes here that sound like: 'witness me !'

@thaiputravirakyuthdontlogi4011 3 жыл бұрын

Love your vids so much

@MrMrx123456789 3 жыл бұрын

Stone for the question

@paxguino 3 жыл бұрын

The baby turns Stone/A rock. Idk what is the correct way for refering on a individual being. The sure thing is the baby is petrified

@ricokd507 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is samurai Kazuma

@jessiestuart1858 3 жыл бұрын

you should make a sumo history video, you might of already made something like that but i know we would all love it

@paulleitner8726 3 жыл бұрын

That was fun

@polyhistorphilomath 3 жыл бұрын

Judging solely on the basis of SMB3 lore, the baby probably turns into a Jizo. Super heavy. Have you even heard of “Mightiest Disciple Kenichi”?

@salome6230 3 жыл бұрын

stone! I finally knew one

@tabularasa7350 7 ай бұрын

I had to be a modern day Suenaga at the job I used to have in order to get my Christmas bonus although the Boss said because of corporate budget cuts there would be no bonus for my section,I went to talk to him in person and told him that after working afterhours and commiting my self so hard to the job, leaving me with no money would be sabotage and would lead me to examine my possibilities in another company, my insistence made them give me a Bonus, the next year I left anyways.

@theredwhirlwin 2 жыл бұрын

Stone!....what am I late?

@aitokitsune1144 3 жыл бұрын

The baby turn into stone? Nice video, sigh, working got me busy these days, everyone taking vaccines

@miguelpujols4456 Жыл бұрын

It's what we think we know it's what keeps us from finding the real truth. One studies to acquire knowledge (fake or real), but to acquire wisdom one must observe. I also speak fluent in sarcasm...😊