is this guy supposed to be funny? all i see is a pretentious asshole

"unaware he will place 65th" "professional netplayer" "once nutted on a spreadsheet" these titles are great

the eric andre of melee

Honestly, I'd be stupid not to at least check out the Patreon to get more of this great content. Especially the end, HOLY MOLY that was creative

"Westballz: Unaware That He Will Place 65th" FeelsBadMan

Alex19: Virgin, I lost it

"Let's say you're playing a hype set with Leffen, right? Goes to game 5, ass clencher. You win. You stand up, you see Hungrybox charging the stage, coming up to hug you. What do you do?" Point out that UCF was not on. The set has to be replayed. I throw the second set and no longer have to hug Hungrybox.

scar giving his son's stats is fucking legendary

"Are Mango's coattails long enough for me ride as well?"

Calling someone while theyre at work to ask 'Have we had sex before?' is peak derangement and I respect that.

"do you think mang0's coattails are long enough for me to ride as well?" I FUCKING LOST IT

FATHER WILL YOU MEASURE MY SWOLLEN GRAPEFRUIT

"You would wobble a child who is dying" Dizz: *Laughs*

Kage sounds like a true Ganondorf main

Slime looks like a muppet version of scar.

"Unaware That He Will Place 65th" R.I.P

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL ON MANY LEVELS

he did fendy so dirty in this video gawd damn LMAO

"Ooh definitely Berzerk..." "Alright" Lmao

I love how dizkid had to contemplate wobbling a dying child

DizzkidBoogie (Star of Shallow Hal (2001)) All these player captions are too good

9:35 that dude in the back almost falcon uptilted that innocent crt

i laughed so hard when he cut out scar

bad melee is saving melee

My parents never loved each other, and i inherited their flaws

One of the best series in the smash scene

"My parents never loved each other, and I inherited their flaws" 🤣🤣🤣

8:49 My parents never loved me and I inherited their flaws. I'm dying XD

"Do you think Mango's coat tails are long enough for me to ride as well?" LMAOOOO

Oh my god Slime finally swallowed his pride and started a patreon

Someone running away from a hbox hug would actually be hilarious

I just realized Scar + Slime would be the ultimo commentary duo. Slime is the wildcard, and Scar has the right temperament and know-how to riff with Slime while playing the straight man at the same time. PLUS THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME.

Scar's hair is all bumpy and funny looking from wearing a headset

The Bad Melee crew is like a third of the reason I still participate in the melee scene. So. Please take a lil bit of money from me a month.

Crazy to see slime before his hair migrated south for the long winter

“Cuz even that needed to be appropriated” lmfaooooooo

Shoutout the algorithm for giving this to me so late

this video is stupid good - slime's a god

Westball's answer to the Hbox hug LMAO

I was pained that we didn't get to hear Kage's favorite anime

Scar was the only worthy adversary here, maybe Fendy at a push.

im in deep in the ludwig lore. this got recommended to me out of nowhere. help me.

his interview personality is actually really good. Fresh stuff. It helps Scar is hilarious

2:00 "Once nutted to a spreadsheet" im fucking dead

He fucking broke the one rule of improv

old slime was great, new slime is greater

Coming back to the video a year later, he almost predicted Alex19's IRL funeral stream.

Thank you so much for these videos! I lost it at the phone call part. Amazing job.

The coattails line to Alex was probably one of the funniest things I've heard Slime say.

you know i had this in my recommended for a while and by god im so happy i finally clicked this, subbed

"Do you think Mango's coattails are long enough for me to ride as well?" that's the funniest joke i have heard in smash

I love how kage says shit and then his face looks like he's surprised by what he just said, as though he doesn't actually have control over his mouth

Scars reaction to being told "don't tell me how to interview" xD

Why is Slime not commentating at the Big House 7???

Where did u come from these interviews are too funny, laughed way too hard when u called up that girl to prove to alex19 u wernt a virgin

The Dizz parts of this video are about 10 times better than anything else Slime has ever done.

more please

These videos are gold. Please do them for every tournament!

The KZfaq algorithm really pulled through

Tafo really did explain to you like a child what a spreadsheet can and cannot do.

YES I'm so thankful you did this

Damn, I didn't think Kage would up up in my book, but then he hit me with the Berserk being his favorite anime. Alright K word, I see you.

This is amazing, great work!

8 mile didn’t even show up

These are great. Laces out

"what if he breaks his legs?" probably shouldn't have missed the tech tbh

I think slime is one of the funniest melee personalities. The fucking phone call bit was SO FUCKING good. I hope this shit gets brought back when tournaments come back

2:21 Wes has that look of like, "Which one of us is actually higher right now?"

Great moves, keep it up. Proud of you. Glad to see you getting more and more recognition.

Slime is hilarious! I want more of these!

Absolutely the funniest thing I have seen in my life

Every once in a while I come back to this fier content just to be happy for 12 min

This was truly beautiful

I rarely actually laugh out loud at at videos, but that commentary with Fendy had me dying

Watching this in 2021 for some reason. It holds up!

Bless you Slimester. Keep at at it my man.

I love it. This is the best. "Are Mang0's coat tails long enough for me to ride as well?" had me rolling. Alex19s the best.

That was the greatest melee video of all time

Scar really rated his son and gave us his son's stats. Thank you people's champ

Lost it at Scar's cut

wow Kage loves Berserk @10:02

That last bit was sooo golden.

Can we talk about westballz going straight to 9/11 on the hbox question.

I need this when LAN comes back. These are still funny 3.5 years later.

best melee content by far

The horse handie killed me

These are incredible

I have watched this video so many times and it's still so fucking funny. Never stop slime, never stop.

Yess, this guy will be in Denver this weekend!

I now know who slime is and I'm now mad he wasn't a commentator at this event

Man I wish he did more of these in 2021 😂

7:51 is probably the hardest I've ever laughed at something melee related

"Do you think Mang0's coattails are long enough for me to ride, as well?" 💀💀💀💀

Slime is amazing

For anyone who doesn't understand the satire of Scar's monologue: he is known as "the people's champ" so he is emulating The Rock hahahaha.

Thanks for being you slime.

this is hilarious good stuff slime

This is gold. Bravo

slime, you are the most beautiful human being i've ever known

This is pure gold