“She’s my little princess” *dumps an unknown amount of cat weed in*
@livelifetothefullestyolo3 жыл бұрын
If you don’t feed your kids weed are you even a good parent
@nil0ticus8083 жыл бұрын
@@livelifetothefullestyolo fair enough
@xxl0ser._kidxx63 жыл бұрын
Yes the idea of how high this cat will he is immaculate
@akkiko3 жыл бұрын
Well she is a *high*ness. 😏
@Nico_AstraX66912 жыл бұрын
@@livelifetothefullestyolo 🤣🤣😂
@Skye_dove4 жыл бұрын
Cat:*claws him* *high pitch voice* ThAtS mY nIpPlE!
@osamumukiofficialvocaloidp85084 жыл бұрын
KIRISHIMA?!??
@osamumukiofficialvocaloidp85084 жыл бұрын
ALSO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY WEEB WATCHING THIS??!
@Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl4 жыл бұрын
@@osamumukiofficialvocaloidp8508 YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
@osamumukiofficialvocaloidp85084 жыл бұрын
Ochako Uraraka YASSSSS WEEBS!!
@Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl4 жыл бұрын
@@osamumukiofficialvocaloidp8508 YASSSSSSS
@iwillgiveyoumysun5 жыл бұрын
"*WHOOO THAT'S MA NIPPLE*" I can feel the pain
@spacecrazy40805 жыл бұрын
Scur oof
@daisy98804 жыл бұрын
I literally screamed i laughed so hard
@spacecrazy40804 жыл бұрын
Cora Forrester lol
@Hair8Metal8Karen4 жыл бұрын
I took too long to throw a toy for my dog and she jumped up to grab it and bit my nipple through my padded bra 😖
@andipet35234 жыл бұрын
she really did a number on his nipple
@scarlettmacleod57465 жыл бұрын
"ow my heart hurts...." "from how much I LoVe YoU." you are the best cat dad ever!!!!🐈
@kota.-.82644 жыл бұрын
Scarlett X The Twilight Saga he said this AS I read this lol
@KevinSmith-lw3zy4 жыл бұрын
Oh that one has a lot of weed I mean catnip
@madelynnemoorman13474 жыл бұрын
yessssss i heard that🤣
@sage.20074 жыл бұрын
That’s what I thought 0-0
@kristagarrett20963 жыл бұрын
Im glad I'm not the only one who caught that
@amaliaadams67263 жыл бұрын
I think he said wheat not weed
@kristagarrett20963 жыл бұрын
@@amaliaadams6726 he said weed, sweetie.
@lizardfuck42044 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know what I’m doing, but it’s fun” That’s my life motto
@Moogas25 жыл бұрын
People :Do more cooking/baking videos! Also people : Do more cat videos ! Brandon : What about baking with cat for my cat. *Gasp* Caaaattt
@joselsaldana60625 жыл бұрын
👌🏼
@kennbanksfx5 жыл бұрын
Tatiana Asaad 😂😂😂😂😂
@ollieborg1725 жыл бұрын
815 likes in a week?!?! I got 3 in a week!
@THE_LoneWolf__4 жыл бұрын
Omg this comment made me laugh way to hard🤣🤣
@That70sHeidi4 жыл бұрын
Get Autumn involved for MAXIMUM CUTNESS OVERLOAD!
@bread96565 жыл бұрын
As a person that bakes bread for a living I was literally GAGGING over the amount of yeast you put in there. I'm so glad you decided to start again.
@talamicastroud71515 жыл бұрын
I freaked out too! I heard "1/3 cup" and screamed "NO!!!!!!!!". 😆 I felt a little overdramatic until I saw your comment and realized that it didn't only bother me.
@Nirrrina5 жыл бұрын
I figured it was badctoo.
@bread96565 жыл бұрын
That cat would've diarrhead to death probs. For context, for an entire batch of 50ish croissants, we only use 3 tablespoons of yeast.
@adamatkinson55845 жыл бұрын
Well when I was making bread by my self I put all of the yeast in the jar in the bread maker
@sarah_does_artt47174 жыл бұрын
Adam Atkinson did you only put yeast in the bread maker?
@hannahconrad64364 жыл бұрын
"OH THAT'S MY NIPPLE" quote of the year Brandon Farris
@bulb43614 жыл бұрын
When he said wanna make sweet sweet treats i thought he was gonna say love instead of treats
@arihagaman53853 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@maddie4133 жыл бұрын
Same 😆😆😆
@ellieclem99073 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ loves everyone unconditionally including you and everyone else too ❤️💕🥰✝️✝️✝️
@bulb43613 жыл бұрын
@@ellieclem9907 even hitler?
@sammyt65273 жыл бұрын
@@ellieclem9907 cool
@jenniferryan40695 жыл бұрын
"Always frozen, never fresh..." -McDonald's 2019 Love you Brandon! 🥰
@laramiddleton31195 жыл бұрын
That's not true its fresh look it up
@kokichioma30005 жыл бұрын
**Wendy’s has entered the chat**
@addyminton574 жыл бұрын
Lara Middleton not everything u read online is true
@toxicloafy79144 жыл бұрын
TheSquishy1 yep
@kokichioma30004 жыл бұрын
Chubby Pikachu HELL YEA
@Geospasmic5 жыл бұрын
So many quotables. "This claw right here? This can stop." "You want me to turn on the water so you can wonder what the heck it is?" "You're scaring me with your ingredients." Also that cat is the happiest cat ever. Thank you for doing the yeast research.
@wayne45603 жыл бұрын
i read that as soon as he said "you're scaring me with your ingredients."
@dawg86553 жыл бұрын
How about when he got the catnip and said “how much, an 8th?
@Bee-kv5tx3 жыл бұрын
"You're gonna do great!"
@mialita46673 жыл бұрын
"aNd WhEn yOu'Re DoNe wItH tHe WaTeR... pReHeAt ThE oVeN"
I feel you on the no swearing as a kid. Even 'fart' was a bad word (we said 'toot'). The first time I said 'shit' was when I was a junior in high school! I was on stage in acting class... and it was soooooo obvious that I had never said it before. My teacher made me do that monologue over and over and over again... until it sounded natural. It was mortifying! Of course I swear like a sailor now.
@ignoreanycommentsoverayear65604 жыл бұрын
T Mart I swear like a sailor and I’m under 13 *it’s that damn phone*
@teinei19584 жыл бұрын
I was swearing when i was 8.. Im christian
@sandralamb79943 жыл бұрын
Im 11 and I cuss uwu
@ignoreanycommentsoverayear65603 жыл бұрын
sandra lamb omg quirky me too
@janeeyre19903 жыл бұрын
Yeah, my mom grew up in a house where everyone swore in anger, so she never swore around me. And I started working in childcare around 13 or 14 and got used to clean talking for work. I don't think I started swearing until I was 17 or so, with friends. Swear like a sailor now as well because it's just for fun for me.
@Love_Nyxus5 жыл бұрын
Brandon: *kisses butt* Butt kiss Zelda: Hes getting weirder than me everyday.
@lisasmiles33185 жыл бұрын
Ugh.... I held down the thumb hoping the Facebook reacts would pop up....
@kiit29755 жыл бұрын
@@lisasmiles3318 I did that once
@rebeccahherdener20685 жыл бұрын
Lmao. That is what makes Brandon Brandon.😂😂😂😂☠️
@depresed_alcoholic36845 жыл бұрын
Is your pfp who I think it is
@twentynepiltsfan12495 жыл бұрын
@@depresed_alcoholic3684 t a m..
@Eibmozluver5 жыл бұрын
“This is the only time you are allowed on the counter.” I just can’t stop laughing because we all know that’s not the case anymore. The damage is done. 😂🤣😂
@ashlynnsings36424 жыл бұрын
Brandon: “My cat would eat a thunderstorm if she could” No one: No one at all: Me: “mine too.”
@JillianMae864 жыл бұрын
lol
@skylararcana4 жыл бұрын
I'd say mine too, but he's scared of popcorn bags so that's a no
@sopranomommy4 жыл бұрын
Lol same tho my cats are so fat
@OKIDKKKKKKK4 жыл бұрын
My cat would NOT eat anything but her food cause she’s scared of everything
@himkotoga11234 жыл бұрын
Those aren’t funny 😒
@thelocalmusicscene80824 жыл бұрын
I love this one. She is your princess. “I slaved away” lol “Your gonna do great” I love that you say it. I started doing it. Lol
@sierraskye82525 жыл бұрын
brandon: “how much of the we- catnip?” everybody felt that.
@megansteeley83535 жыл бұрын
Do you just wanna go get tacos? This is a mood 😂
@madipete2814 жыл бұрын
“oh know get that goober off” im wheeezzzinnnggg😭😂
@kaywinters25923 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when his cat is in the pan and he comes back and says what are u doing
@fruitiifinnii5 жыл бұрын
"Love you" *muah* "Butt kiss..." -brandon 2019
@jaceyvlogs80894 жыл бұрын
Didn’t no one else noticed in the background the cat got terrified of the broom
@amyez93145 жыл бұрын
Hello fluffy furball of joy and peace and equality -Brandon Farris 2019
@olo92705 жыл бұрын
Cool
@rhiannoncallahan13294 жыл бұрын
“Love you...*kisses hind leg* butt kisssss”
@ivannaquiles96295 жыл бұрын
3:10 "gluten free cat loaf" lmaooo
@mental8026 Жыл бұрын
3:12 *
@deebri05 жыл бұрын
FYI, you about to start getting t-shirts that say “Fluffy furball of joy & peace & equality.”
@boopnoodles11964 жыл бұрын
he better wear them.
@melifer15 жыл бұрын
My cat would eat a thunderstorm if she could--- Excellent training for kids. They are like a field full of locusts 🤣
@predatorkitten5 жыл бұрын
That is the best description of parenting ever. I always say it's like trying to herd cats, but the field of locusts is way more accurate. 😂
@desibuxton69685 жыл бұрын
Hello sissy!
@icyblueeyes115 жыл бұрын
My cat will fight me for Mac and Cheese.
@Nirrrina4 жыл бұрын
@@predatorkitten Field of Locusts is much more accurate. Because anyone can herd cats. Just open a can of tuna & start running.
@soggysoup143 жыл бұрын
4:19 “How much of the *wWw-* CAT NIP” BAHAHAHWJEKEKE HILARIOUS! HAS ME TEARING UP MAN
@tars1e2 жыл бұрын
6:00 “hold on sassy cat women” 😂😂
@yuyuohno78715 жыл бұрын
“Do you just want to get tocos?” Me as a cat parent of two cats 😂
@Nirrrina4 жыл бұрын
My foodie cat that even likes grape tomatoes 'Heck Yes!'
@samashbloom32305 жыл бұрын
"Ah that one has a lot of wee- uh catnip." 😂
@bluethewhitewolf21614 жыл бұрын
Time?
@leeblazer93864 жыл бұрын
BlueTheWhiteWolf 6:54
@symphonykingdom56013 жыл бұрын
0:03 might be the fastest I've ever broke down laughing to a video.
@tabithasrobloxchannel24004 жыл бұрын
Aw that’s my niple That was so funny I am crying of laughter
@dragon_prince16763 жыл бұрын
I started wheezing 😂😂
@MyOhMyVixen5 жыл бұрын
"You just wanna go get tacos?" Lol she suddenly gets finicky over homemade cat treats.
@TheJensenAdio5 жыл бұрын
Bread yeast and nutritional yeast definitely not the same 😂😂😂😂
@tiffanycampbell48895 жыл бұрын
Yeah. One is for leavening and one isnt. They are in the same family at least. 😂
@leximeyer95085 жыл бұрын
TheJensenAdio and did you see how much yeast he put in there! I just died in laughter when I saw the 1/3 cup go in of just YEAST.
@TheJensenAdio5 жыл бұрын
@@leximeyer9508 I know. I was dyinggggg 💀💀💀👻👻👻
@ana-teodoraanghel34235 жыл бұрын
nutritional yeast isn't activated, that's why us vegans eat so much of it
@TheJensenAdio5 жыл бұрын
@@ana-teodoraanghel3423 exactly! Ingot a big ole tub of it in my pantry now!
@THE_LoneWolf__4 жыл бұрын
Brandon saying * Caaaat* is life 🤣🤣
@uwubabyjjcnc56444 жыл бұрын
"Siri, set a delicious timer for 20 minutes, " Siri: Setting a timer for 20 mintues. Brandon: I said delicious timer, whatever.. 🥰🥰 I LOVE U BRANDON! 😘🥰😁
@ellafitzpatrick97535 жыл бұрын
I just came across your account and its 00:37 and I think I woke everyone up by laughing 😂😂
@daynasmith4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the greatness lol
@whoisoliviatho5 жыл бұрын
0:03 fluffy furball of joy and peace and equality
@boingusdoingus69694 жыл бұрын
KZfaqr: “hey g-” Brandon, in pain because of Zelda: “*gasps* oH tHaTs My nIpPlE-“
@alex_laufeydottir99403 жыл бұрын
For once in his whole life he's actually not using Google translate
@brennamcdaniel65345 жыл бұрын
"You just wanna get tacos?" Me in my head:"yes plz" then realize I can't lol
@lisamallette40575 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂 . Oh my nipple, in his girly voice!💜💜. She’s a baby kangaroo 🦘🤣🤣
@firebliz99943 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad KZfaq had this amazing man appear on my suggested feed. It has become my daily dose of life. Keep up the great work!
@defiance2224 жыл бұрын
'Oh DaS mY nIpPle' 'I don't even want to make you treats anymore' 😂 😂
@angieeec.77535 жыл бұрын
iM hAvInG cAt tIMe wItH mY- ~King Brandon Farris of the Comedy House, August 27 2019
@nicolevalley945 жыл бұрын
"You just wanna go get tacos?" Big mood
@lauramihalek4 жыл бұрын
5:15 NYA! label 😂😂
@coffin.fang.5 жыл бұрын
"WOO- THAT'S MA NiPpLe!!-" Im wheezing
@Mfsmady5 жыл бұрын
“Wow that one has a lot of wee- catnip” 🤣
@Rosa-Chan4 жыл бұрын
Lol you icon says it all
@sm0l_kiwi715 жыл бұрын
I'm jealous of how close you can get to your cat. I'm allergic to cat and dog hair. But I'm willing to suffer for love 😂
@fallon-grey58965 жыл бұрын
I’m super allergic too but we already had 4 when I found out. I also have asthma. We had another THREE come into our garden and never leave so now we have 7 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ super worth it tho, we just try to clean more and have a room I can go to without any cat hair so that helps too
@melah65055 жыл бұрын
How about a hypoallergenic cat or dog? I have a goldendoodle and he doesn't shed! 👍🏾
@illusionsofthegrave12745 жыл бұрын
I got so lucky with my allergies. I never had cats as a kid because my parents were against it. They're dog people. I adopted a cat this year and figured out that I was allergic that night but there was no way that I was taking Luca back. I started taking Claritin reditabs and stopped after a while. I have flare-ups every once in a while but for the most part I can love my cat allergy free! It's weird how some people can adapt and some people can't.
@aprilmahaffey4924 жыл бұрын
Allie Johnson I did the same thing with my pets. Specially my fluffy husky. Taking an allergy pill everyday was super helpful!
me still can't get past the part where he gets a notification and says "What, i'm having cat time with my *Cat raises it's tell towards his face* Hi, cat" me dies of laughter yes I know it's a weird thing to laugh at but it was funny to me 0:08 that's when it starts somewhat
@fart79664 жыл бұрын
I need to stop watching these at night, I’m so loud...
@pentagon8155 жыл бұрын
I thought the title said “baking my cat”
@xbl00dlust_3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@sandralamb79943 жыл бұрын
I seen it as "Baking a cat"
@arihagaman53853 жыл бұрын
Lol😂
@laneynoir28223 жыл бұрын
Same I was like 😵😳
@ellieclem99073 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ loves everyone unconditionally including you and everyone else too ❤️💕🥰✝️✝️✝️
@danikasinclair10595 жыл бұрын
“Cattttt where did you go”😂😭
@a_18114 жыл бұрын
“I’m not going to risk it, she’s my PRINCESSE”
@squeekie2264 жыл бұрын
2:13 Wut R u DoiN
@torig45845 жыл бұрын
3:32 who saw the cat jump 😂
@madisoncreighton71405 жыл бұрын
“Do you just wanna go get tacos?” Me every time I make food
@soulstys71314 жыл бұрын
I can’t watch from 0:41 without laughing 😂
@caroonspace94782 жыл бұрын
In the middle of a meltdown due to feeling insecure and this video really helped take my mind off of things and allowed me to clear my head, so thank you so much you help so many people. Love you Brandon keep up the great work
@i_do_everythingmelayna78295 жыл бұрын
Catnip = Drugs Believe me... I have two cat’s
@Someone_stupid-vo2km3 жыл бұрын
My grandma had a cat but she would give him catnip and he would run to his food dish and away from his catnip 😂😂😂😂
@sarahk22095 жыл бұрын
Brandon and Zelda, you 2 are too cute!! You might want to trim those kitty claws though lol! #SaveBrandon'sNips!
@adahavacado94605 жыл бұрын
Lol #SaveBrandonsNips yess
@sineadomalley25845 жыл бұрын
They say now,that trimming your cat claws,is actually hurting them. So if u like a cat in pain. Shame on YOU
@sarahk22095 жыл бұрын
@@sineadomalley2584 How dare you! Get your facts straight before you start trying to "Shame" anyone! Trimming the tips of animal claws, DOES NOT hurt them at all and actually benefits them by promoting healthy nail growth. Does it hurt when you trim or file your own nails? Exactly! So it looks like YOU are the one being shamed! 🤘😎🤘
@sineadomalley25845 жыл бұрын
@@sarahk2209 woman,there is no need to shout. I could get very upset. I am a very sensitive person,who would never ever trim my cats claws. And by the my cats are all rescues.
@sarahk22095 жыл бұрын
@@sineadomalley2584 All my cats are rescues too woman and they love having their mani/pedi time. Go and find someone else to preach your crap to.
@shanathompson97254 жыл бұрын
I love how careful he was with this one. Good Kitty Daddy.
@ellieking57714 жыл бұрын
3:32 his cat jumps in the back 😂😸
@collinlatham90395 жыл бұрын
“My cat eats thunderstorms”- the most metal mental image
@fawnhogg84005 жыл бұрын
Butt kisses 😂😂 after what you said Zelda's been doing with all the farting and pooping? Your one brave guy 😂
@cmo58453 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna talk about the anomaly at 4:00 and the again when he thinks the cat lady is gonna say eat it????!!! Someone is with you there!
@Prism_Angel4 жыл бұрын
"My cat would eat a thunderstorm if she could" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@padillafamily81595 жыл бұрын
“Im having cat time with my-“ WHAT ELSE BRANDON WHAT WOULD YOU BE HAVING CAT TIME WITH? A DINOSAUR?
@rebeccahherdener20685 жыл бұрын
YES!🤣
@Army-gk4gg4 жыл бұрын
💜💜💜
@jerryenglish48364 жыл бұрын
hi.....CAT
@Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl4 жыл бұрын
You don't have cat time with a.... Cheetah?
@wolf_flowers_4 жыл бұрын
Diego Brando wants to know your location
@honeyleaff50795 жыл бұрын
I’m having cat time with my- WELL WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU BE HAVING CAT TIME WITH??!! A LIZARD?!! *big sigh*
@cat_tizzoni5 жыл бұрын
Well.... Idk how old you are.... Sooooo, I will say this! He could definitely be having cat time with Gloria, instead of the caaaaat!
@honeyleaff50795 жыл бұрын
Cat Tizzoni 😂😂😂😭
@lexaluisa32755 жыл бұрын
@@cat_tizzoni exactly
@rebeccahherdener20685 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂☠️☠️
@amb0s1aa5 жыл бұрын
Cat Tizzoni Oh my god 😂😂
@fillinggaps19754 жыл бұрын
She is such a beautiful cat! I love that Brandon is a cat person.
@bethhenderson78963 жыл бұрын
"Ah my heart hurts...of how much I love yoooouu!" That was the sweetest thing ever ❤
@beauscott91935 жыл бұрын
4:05 : Struggling the Musical
@yvonnecash76375 жыл бұрын
“ oh that one has a lot of wee- catnip “
@WyntorbearRayne2 жыл бұрын
So I am 20 years your senior, old enough(technically) to be your Momma and I have to say that if I were, I could not be more proud of what you do!!! Dooder, you make folks smile when they are down, clean videos for anyone to see really....awesome work my friend, awesome work!!!
@chloehood32734 жыл бұрын
1:31 just watch the cats tail slowly just melt down
@bridgettebroussard97685 жыл бұрын
“Cat feline woman lady” 😂 Love ya Brandon
@kwill77245 жыл бұрын
Hi I love all your videos because the always make me laugh and are just lol
@readyshowtime87433 жыл бұрын
"You go ahead and scratch up my furniture, I'm just gonna make you cat treats" lol
@robbieisaacs98323 жыл бұрын
"Give me the biggest kiss on cam"
@olivegames61785 жыл бұрын
2 things. Ur cat is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life and thank you so much for making all of our days brighter (ps I hope ur nipple is ok) 😂
@joeybarrelwilde5 жыл бұрын
Oh boy! Brandon taught Zelda new tricks! I never let my cat on the countertop!
@lilykeplinger3403 жыл бұрын
no one: absolutely no one: brandon: so i'm gonna eat cat treats, and their gonna be delicious also brandon: yuck!! never try those brandone 2 seconds later: let's go get tacos
@ulilliareinhart36593 жыл бұрын
“You really did a number on my nipple” LMFAOOOOO
@keelyloudin53515 жыл бұрын
At 3:19 that was the best part
@leslieh483075 жыл бұрын
Brandon: I’m gonna make some cat treats Zelda: These are AWFUL Brandon: Tastes the cat treat! Bleckh! 🐱🤮
@uraomote62443 жыл бұрын
"I made that for you- don't play with your food"😂 "EAATTTT ITTT"😂😂love it
@CARTER-bi5ws5 жыл бұрын
2:38 the cat.. 😂😂😂
@AnA09395 жыл бұрын
Note to self... dont watch brandon farris videos in bed, while the husband sleeps... the laughing wakes him up 🤣
@alexhess98574 жыл бұрын
“My cat would eat a thunderstorm” Same man, same.
@mikomiyamoto34132 жыл бұрын
Same in the sense that you have a cat who would do this or same in the sense that you would eat a thunderstorm...
@53ck3 жыл бұрын
The cat was like wtf at 8:23 XD
@asiahschacher30065 жыл бұрын
Haha, she really does not like them? Send them over, I'm sure my cats would love them. Your such a good father.