LEGEND OF KRONAN - ORKS OF OMEN: BASHTORR THIS IS A SKIT! A harmless laugh at Vashtorr and the Arks of Omen narrative campaign from Games Workshop. Legend of Kronan Da Kunnin The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh. The ultimate expression of the Ork army. This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever. Like not under any circumstances at all. Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition. And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful. PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517 Art notes: Kronan: Mark Ransom: www.artstation.com/artwork/18xeV8 Bashtorr: Oskar Manuel: www.artstation.com/artwork/NGXYRg Custodes: Dmitriy Mironov: www.artstation.com/artwork/w6EP25

“Bashtor the ass flame” absolutely incredible word smithing

The sudden realization that he added oars to space ships was fantastic.

These make me so happy. I have no idea why I love Kronan and his tales of high adventure so much, but I do. I get excited for any Baldermort video, but when I see a new Kronan video I get happy. Before I even hear it, I'm happy. Thank You for this Baldy.

When Baldermort does an Ork story, everyone smiles. Some say that's where Gork's Grin came from.

And there goes an hour and 15 minutes of my day in the best possible way!

I haven't watched the video yet ... I know, poor show commenting without watching, but I just had to share the surge of true joy I felt when I saw this video appear in my feed. Original text Baldermort videos are always a pleasure, but Legend of Kronan stories take me to my happy place. Sappy, I know. But I'm just speaking from the heart. Thank-you for making my day.

Blessed be.. the upload has been presented to us mere peasants.

This is absolutely great! Bashtor will never beat Gork or Mork but he'll give it a shufty

WAAAGHHH!! Story time! And it's about Da Kunnin one. Glorious!

Thank you for adding awesomeness and fun to this day Baldy. At this rate we’re not going to have to wait 40,000 years for chaos & grim dark

This was perfectly timed as I prepare to unwind on a Friday night as there's nothing like some Baldermort to drink too!

No matter the challenge Kronan will rise to meet it and properly Krump it with his might and cunnin, and not even the four Dark Gods of Chaos can match this Warboss and his intelligence.

Oh I was not expecting this clever twist! Bashtor is a pretty fun idea

This is still the funniest of any of your stories. Such good, innocent goofy humor. Always get a laugh out of it. Keep up the stellar work, uncle Balders!

I was just rewatching a few stories and loe and behold! KRONAN! HE RETURNS!

I subbed for the canon, stayed for da kunnin one

I can’t express how much I love this series and all it’s characters Big thanks !!! And please never stop

I have had a terrible day at work today and 10 mins into this video and am already laughing and in a much better mood now 😂😂 orks really are the funniest beings in the 40k universe I love them

Nothing compares to working on my own Waagh,whilst listening to your grand orki opus,which the legend of Kronan became. Be blessed Baldermort

Praise Mork, the kunnin king is back!

Kronan da Kunnin! The day is a good one when Kronan appears as a recommendation! As always fantastic work Lord B

I'm always charmed to hear more of this story.

Gotta wait until tomorrow to listen to allow my tedious work day to go by but sir baldy I am beyond hyped mostly due to the word play there😂😂😂

I have to say, the Balderverse is my favorite part of 40k lore.

Praise Da Kunning One!!! May his path lead him to Krorkidom one day and may his legend never end❣️ You are the best unofficial lore-master, Baldy, your takes are genius❤

Amazing, what a treat for the weekend!

Garrosh is really just a kronan side dalliance he got distracted with, azeroth is officially in the 40k universe. This is now cannon

*"Orks of Omen"* Isn't that the current Meta scene for 40k?

I ve been dying for more ork content. This is the only channel I ve seen with such quality wh40k content but especially Orky content. Thank you 😊

Bashtor has become my favourite khoas demon. Krumping is one my favourite things to do!

Hearing the contrast between a dramatic, vaguely british accented voice delicately explain the brutally cunning (or is it cunningly brutal?) workings of what passes for an ork's thought processes is just too perfect.

I am at work right now, and I am so sad because I have to wait 4 hours before listening to this next piece. Thanks, librarian Bald, for your time and gracing us with this next chapter in this my most favorite warhammer story barr none.

I’m just starting a 500km drive, and saved this for the trip, guaranteeing the first hour and a half will be pleasant. Thank you as always.

Kronan found out the hard way that Baldermort's mittens are for wearing, and not eating. Later, passing them with great sacrifice upon his porcelain throng. Causing Bashtorr the Ass Flame's manifestation in "rear" space.

I don't think Orks have ever been better represented. Baldemort makes 40k epic and entertaining in the best way. Thanks for these gifts! I hope it's raining teeth wherever you are 🤘

Oars that actually work on a star ship is the best image ever. "It all starts with elbow grease" indeed. lol. Fantastic

Yeah, this turned a dump of a day into one with an ear to ear harlequin grin. MY THANKS.

Well I now know what I'm listening to on bluetooth as I do chores/errands today. All hail the bald one!

I put this on to play while cooking and for the life of me I can't believe he managed to narrate all this without breaking character xD

Emperor be praised, for we have been blessed with another chronicle by his most epic orator, Baldermort!

As ever, the most hilarious, hectic, interestingly-written 40k storyline. Loved this new delivery! Can't wait to hear Acbar say his famous line.

Thank you so much for your wonderful. I absolutely love them all!! And wanted to say thank you for all your hard work!!

With an incredibly rough week, I cannot thank you enough good sir for such a wonderful storyline. Your vocal narration is truly legendary. Love your blend of humor within the most grim dark setting ever. Thank you very much.

Baldy! Kronan is hands down the best character you've come up with and it always brightens my day to see this xenos pleasing his gods.... I mean the Emperor Protects or summat

Another great addition to the Kronan saga

I've been waiting for more Kronan for so long

Bravo sir another amazing adventure and a master stroke admiral tartan 😅made my week

These should be compiled as an audio book

Best series is back at it again ty baldy I love me some kronan

" AND SO IT WAS .... " that cracks me up everytime 🤣 your the best baldy, never change

This is at levels of unhinged only matched by Kirioth's weird conspiracy videos, but it's at feature length. Truly a blessed curse and a cursed blessing.

Easily my favourite of all you're work so far. ❤

The best storyteller on KZfaq. Every upload is a glorious day, thank you for all the hard work and the time you give to us.

Loved the rowing. Was laughing on my way to work this beautiful Monday. Thanks for that Baldemort

Grand Mouth Tartan I'm crying here, love the Legends of Kronan

glad to see another kronan episode... I thought it was just another arks of omen lore video

Just awesome story crafting as usual 👏 👏 👏

I needed a laugh after my depressing day and... THANKS

This made my day. Thank you for bring some joy in my life with a great store.

Da Legend returns

Life is good again. Over an hour greatness. Thank you great bald one

you do 4th wall breaks with the best of them Balders. I applaud your grasp of the sneaky speaky ways. ;)

You are truly awesome 😂

I'm a 54 year-old X Dungeon & Dragons player played a little bit of Warhammer when I was man in my early twenties but these are the best videos you know I found some Warhammer stuff on KZfaq and got hooked on it again in my fifties and I was looking for audio books and I listen to a border friends and he's got a lot of great books and videos are good but the voices just don't fit and man you just pull these things off so good and I got to tell you I'm a two-hour commute and your videos play Everyday on my way to and from work all four hours and never gets old never gets boring I you put a smile on my face or you know I'm time I'm getting I'm getting all the lore and the books from you and I just really appreciate it man you're the best

All hail the one true king of 40k lore! All hail Lord Baldemort! May you forever reign supreme in the grim dark of the far future!

My favorite series returns. Thank you Baldermort. When I tell bedtime stories to my kids it will be with a modified version of this beginning. Long live your storytelling.

Still my favorite of all your stories, thank you brother baldamort.😁😁

Thank you Thank you Thank you. I just love listening to these stories of Kronan. Please don't stop producing them.

30:00-33:00 damnit Baldermort, now I have to become an ork player

So I had this idea that I wish someone with the right skills would use in some way. So a fleet of ork ships enter the warp and then when they leave, they are stranded on a planet that actually turns out to be the Fantasy setting and run into orks from that time.

Bud, it's been a rough month in my world. I always look forward to your videos, but this was something else entirely. My cheeks are wet, my guts hurt, and I am grinning like a lobotomy patient recovering from a happy ending. Thank you.

The farter and the boogie bird🤣🤣🤣🤣my goodness Baldermort you've made my day. Thank you

"As the orks always say, sticks and stones will break bones ... yep thats it" this made me laugh soooo hard

By the throne! Immersive yet hilarious, amazing work as always

Ah yusss! Perfect with over an hour of my favorite 40K character for my last hours on this shift! Thank you Brother Baldermort!

Thanks from the people's Republic of Cork 🇮🇪 Great content as always 👏

Thank you. Please continue your great work!

I just finished the story so far. I was surprised to se this uploaded 3 weeks ago. My heart is filled with ork like glee and joy!

In the 40k universe, orcs seem to be the only really happy race.

Love these uploads they are peak Ork and always a joy.

LOL. love the intro, first time i have heard anyone try and duplicate that intro..... bravo!

I lost it at "Admiral Hackbar" 💀 hehehehe!!!

I could listen to you read the phone book the tone and timbre over your voice is **chefs kiss**

Aaah kronan a simple yet captivaing tale 🤌🏾😂😂

Those last words were the most orky stuff ever 😂😂😂❤❤😂😂😂

Blessing you are this is perfect to counteract the fact I just learned that hyper volcanic eruptions are a thing

Whooo! Here we go here we go here we go!

Thank you. I needed this.

To describe the 1,000 sons as nerds in need of a good kroopin 😂

By far the best one you made so far! Perfectly orkish!

Unbelievably good. It’s tax season, but next installment I will be chipping in. ❤🎉

"For had he not deployed them in so many ways? Origrotmy, thinking, origrotmy, and MORE!" Lost it at this part. Bloody well done!

I absolutely love this channel and kronan the kunnin' one has been a true treat

And just like that my day is made thanks mate

Kronan, Trolling every faction pmsl

I love this series! Many thanks Brother Baldermort! 😁

Kronan's exploits makes Inkwizitor Bopper WAAAGH!!! With giddy glee!

Sublime creation as always !

OMG. I just listened to this. "Hackn'yen". LoL. So funny! Thank you, Baldermort!!