Masterpiece

Song: What does he do with that ruler to little boys? Everyone listening: 👀 👄

After 4 years I still love this rap now I still sing it almost everywhere

“I get plenty detentions but I never learn.” Accurate.

Remember when you forget how good a song is, then you listen to it again and you remember? Yeah... That's me...

I was listening to this and my mom was like "Y U listening to Eminem?"

This song still pops off two years later. Edit: Three and 1/2 years later. Edit #2: 4 Years Later Edit #3: 5 Years Later

It’s pretty obvious that he really likes Eminem, and it’s visible in his rapping style, but this is probably the most obvious example of it lol

"What does he do with that ruler to little boys?!' *Hold up-*

3 years later and this still slaps

This song is so good that even Baldi slaps his ruler to the beat.

I love how Cg5’s baldi song has a more serous undertone while this one has a more playful and a “I can do this.” Tone

It's when the best hits and the ladies start singing is the highlights of this song

Don't understand why this has a lot of dislikes, this rap is super catchy and addictive. The only reason I can think of is because it's Baldi Basics. That's about it, however. It's a very good rap, good job JT.

"Snap! He heard that! And I'm going the wrong way!" I don't know why, but this line cracks me up XD

I love how it's an old school rap, it suits the game amazingly.

I love the animation approach they took. It really makes it feel like it is Baldis Basics. Very good job to the animator!

The chorus sounds like what you'd hear on a gameshow! *J A Z Z* Edit: "What does he do with that ruler to little boys?" *F B I O P E N U P !*

4 years later and this song is still the bomb

When my alarm clock went off I hit snooze,Then my mom got me up, “Get ready for school!” “You need to eat eat your Wheaties and double knot your shoes And better remember, don’t you forget your 7 Noteboos!” “But mom I feel under the weather today” “I’ll let you stay home sick as soon as you get better grades!” So I scoot off to school, with my backpack strapped tight Wait, where are my notebooks? I knew my bag felt light I guess I must’ve left ‘em back in a classroom I’ll grab ‘em after math, don’t know why but I have to I’m greeted by the teacher, doesn’t seem like a bad dude "Answer correctly, every question I ask you Fantastic! You’re doing incredible!” I already passed math, but that’s all on my schedule I’ll never solve this impossible problem I can’t even read it Now Baldi’s got a frown and I’m prepared for a beatin’ He’s the teacher, I cannot outsmart him You’re gonna see my picture on milk cartons ‘Bout to meet the business end of Baldi’s yardstick Welcome to the schoolhouse of hard knocks, kids! Baldi’s got a pop quiz, I hope you studied hard all night (Study hard all night) You know you gotta solve each problem right (Solve ‘em right) If you know your 1,2,3′s, It’ll be as easy as pi (3.14) Pay attention when I teach you how to die (How to die, die, die) Can we change the subject, pretty please? Right now we need a little better Chemistry Think of what fun a foreign Language could be Cuz I’ve done the Math, I’m lookin’ like History You can forget PE, I got my cardio When I wasted all my playtime jumping rope I know my judgement is coming but I think we need a Recess Or a dead student’s what you broom’s gotta sweep next I’m not bothered by the Bully, I ain’t scared of him I’m on my best behavior Principal, take care of him I thought I saw the Sock Puppet, he’s a little timid ‘Till I get more notbooks and then he’s livid Stay back! I got a soda, I’ve been shaking it well At the end of the day, could I be saved by the bell? I’m in an 8-bit hell and I’ll forever burn I get plenty detentions but I never learn Baldi’s got a pop quiz, I hope you studied hard all night (Study hard all night) You know you gotta solve each problem right (Solve ‘em right) If you know your 1,2,3′s, It’ll be as easy as pi (3.14) Pay attention when I teach you how to die (How to die, die, die) “Oh my god, is Mavis Beacon on bath salts?” “You’re probably locked up with Baldi, that’s all You know some Rogaine ought to go a long way” (HEY!) Snap! He heard that and I’m going the wrong way! What does he do with that ruler to little boys? Don’t wanna know, throw him off with a little noise I’ve been thinking that the faculty actually Has been keeping track of every casualty casually Pocket full of quarters and a chocolate bar A robot stopped me for a hug, I’m not getting far These distorted distractions out to stop my plans But the true crime here is the Comic Sans! (OH GOD NO) All the halls are red, get to the exit versuri Barely staying ahead, forgot how tired my legs get I’m sick of this outdated education simulation I’ve either gotta break it or make it to graduation! Baldi’s got a pop quiz, I hope you studied hard all night (Study hard all night) You know you gotta solve each problem right (Solve ‘em right) If you know your 1,2,3′s, It’ll be as easy as pi (3.14) Pay attention when you get this education As I teach you all the basics.. on how to DIE.. HERE ARE THE LYRICS!

JT Baldi: 👌 CG5 Baldi: 👌 DAgames Baldi: Wait Nani?

3:00 is what comic sans actually sounds like. ( When he says "Oh God no.)

Let’s all admit it, this went HARD as a kid

OH MY GOD- I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS SONG BUT MAN IT FEELS SO GOOD LISTENING TO THIS AGAIN-

I LOVE this song My new favorite Baldi song

" Doesn't seem like a bad dude" *FORESHADOWING*

In my opinion, 1:04, 2:08, and 3:12 are the best moments. Baldi switches from happy to sad on the first one, and mad to uncanny on the next one, and just at the end the player is already finished. I feel like that’s a good add-on, and really boosts the mood of the animation. I also love the music and voices in general in the back, these parts are just perfect. Although, the nostalgia hits us all very hard.

2:55 i really like this hug 🙍 player:-REEEKT-

2:58 "But the true crime here is comic sans! " *megalovania intensifies*

5 years later and this song is still a banger 🔥

3:11 BEST line

"Better pay attention when you get this education as I teach you all the basics, on how to die!" Absolute favorite part!

Mom: “How was school” Me: “Fine” *What it was really like:*

It may have been 3 years, but this is still one of the best raps I heard.

Who listens this in 2024?

The chorus segment is amazing, the trippy visuals make me feel like the endless fails, anger and countless notebooks you’ve collected since the start makes you a little bit more mad every time, sadly the last bit skimps out on a different version of the chorus segment, where the kid would escape finally and the school would look normal finally as to say it’s over... or I’m looking to far into this and I should stop doing that...

0:16 Sounds like the mom is saying: *Eat your weed* Lol! 😂

This beat is so catchy

*2:52* can we talk about the fact how first place’s bar is RIGHT through is mouth…

This is the closest thing we will get from actual perfection it’s literally the perfect depiction of baldi.

He protecc He atacc But most importantly He ruler smacc

i haven't listened to JT music in so long, but now im 21- and remembering this channel was the best b-day present ever lmao

This is very nostalgic man…

1:04 The best part of all this song ;)

0:15 Did anyone hear “Ya need to eat your weed” Or is it me

3:06 my favorite part

Mom: How was school son? Me: It was, um... let's say, heh... great How my day at school was actually:

2:12 I love that door.

2:36 you can hear 'hey' in the background

2:33 his mouth opening while he’s forcefully pushing the door open is so funny to me for some reason 💀

After 4 years this song is still stuck in my head. I love this man so much for his songs..

0:41 *answers correctly even tho he didnt answer anything* Kid: well yay

"Baldi's got a pop quiz, I hope you studied hard all night." Something is wrong here...

two words: FOREVER BANGER 🔥 🔥 🔥

This song has no business being this fire

2:58 the true crime here is the Comic Sans? Uhhh... What?

"But the true crime here is the comic sans!" Sans: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

2:08 i replay this moment a billions time :)

i forgot how fire this was

One the best you've ever made. Funny how this silly game generated such incredible creations. Would I dare say it feels so ballsy to put so much effort in a song based on Baldi?

3:23 a scene from the musical of random encounters

This one has a curse... listen one time and you'll never stop

This is a 10 out of 10

Bars smoother than ishowspeed’s brain

2:08 Baldi, wheres your eyes?

1:04 i like this scene

0:58 "☝whats up brother"

This song has been stuck in my head for 4 years.

3:17 kids: serious!

Kid: But mom I feel under the weather today Mom: Well you shouldn’t have played so many games

Who’s watchin in 2024? 👇

5 years and it sill a BANGER!!!!!!😎

This song is so good it gives me chills

I’ve seen so many other raps by JT,all of them are really good,this is the best one yet!

They made a song about Baldi's Basics actually slap. Goddamn.

I have been watching this masterpiece when it came out and now im old enough to finnaly understand what he meant when: "your gonna see my picture on milk cartons"

2:17 he’s pressed against the wall 2:23 he screams without noise lol and baldi came for his face

I like how Baldi's arm just glitches.

this is such a good song

This perfectly captures the horror aspect of baldi and the fact that he is still a teacher

1:14 **INTENSE RUNNING**

I love the slightly bigger pixel to make it look older

THIS IS STILL SO GOOD EVEN AFTER 5 YEARS!!🎉🎉

Three years ago and this STILL has the hardest bars I've ever heard lol

I love this, don’t get me wrong! It’s just... *This dude ran in front of the principal multiple times and it game me unreasonable anxiety.*

The CHORUS is the POWERFUL PART of the song

It's been 5 years since I've heard. I watched this sometime after it came out. It's still great to listen to!!

absolute classic especially im an og when baldis basics came out im a huge fan of jt music and eminem so this is a perfect song for me

Lyrics When my alarm clock went off I hit snooze Then my mom got me up, “Get ready for school!” “You need to eat eat your Wheaties and double knot your shoes And better remember, don’t you forget your 7 Noteboos!” “But mom I feel under the weather today” “I’ll let you stay home sick as soon as you get better grades!” So I scoot off to school with my backpack strapped tight Wait, where are my notebooks? I knew my bag felt light I guess I must’ve left ‘em back in a classroom I’ll grab ‘em after math, don’t know why but I have to I’m greeted by the teacher, doesn’t seem like a bad dude “Answer correctly every question I ask you Fantastic! You’re doing incredible!” I already passed math, but that’s all on my schedule I’ll never solve this impossible problem, I can’t even read it Now Baldi’s got a frown and I’m prepared for a beatin’ He’s the teacher, I cannot outsmart him You’re gonna see my picture on milk cartons ‘Bout to meet the business end of Baldi’s yardstick Welcome to the schoolhouse of hard knocks, kids! Baldi’s got a pop quiz, I hope you studied hard all night (Study hard all night) You know you gotta solve each problem right (Solve ‘em right) If you know your 1,2,3′s, It’ll be as easy as pi (3.14) Pay attention when I teach you how to die Can we change the subject, pretty please? Right now we need a little better Chemistry Think of what fun a foreign Language could be Cuz I’ve done the Math, I’m lookin’ like History You can forget PE, I got my cardio When I wasted all my playtime jumping rope I know my judgement is coming but I think we need a Recess Or a dead student’s what you broom’s gotta sweep next I’m not bothered by the Bully, I ain’t scared of him I’m on my best behavior Principal, take care of him I thought I saw the Sock Puppet, he’s a little timid ‘Till I get more notbooks and then he’s livid Stay back! I got a soda, I’ve been shaking it well At the end of the day, could I be saved by the bell I’m in an 8-bit hell and I’ll forever burn I get plenty detentions but I never learn Baldi’s got a pop quiz, I hope you studied hard all night (Study hard all night) You know you gotta solve each problem right (Solve ‘em right) If you know your 1,2,3′s, It’ll be as easy as pi (3.14) Pay attention when I teach you how to die (How to die, die, die) “Oh my god, is Mavis Beacon on bath salts?” “You’re probably locked up with Baldi, that’s all You know some Rogaine ought to go a long way” Snap! He heard that and I’m going the wrong way! What does he do with that ruler to little boys? Don’t wanna know, throw him off with a little noise I’ve been thinking that the faculty actually Has been keeping track of every casualty casually Pocket full of quarters and a chocolate bar A robot stopped me for a hug, I’m not getting far These distorted distractions out to stop my plans But the true crime here is the Comic Sans! (OH GOD NO) All the halls are red, get to the exit Barely staying ahead, forgot how tired my legs get I’m sick of this outdated education simulation I’ve either gotta break it or make it to graduation! Baldi’s got a pop quiz, I hope you studied hard all night (Study hard all night) You know you gotta solve each problem right (Solve ‘em right) If you know your 1,2,3′s, It’ll be as easy as pi (3.14) Pay attention when you get this education As I teach you all the basics on how to die

amazing rap

four years later and this still go hard

This song has no right to be THIS good, great job!

i love how well each song melody captures the atmosphere of the game it's about

2:10 That's why you shouldn't go on drugs while playing Baldi's Basics, kids.

I'm still vibin' to this 4 years later

3:33 BEST PART.

The animation is awesome! So is the rap!

Mom: Oh dont worry highschool will be fine *Highschool:*

Thanks bro you made me backflip by just listening to this song

i actually listen to this during school, idk it's just the beat and the feel of it, i just love it