Banana - The Most Popular Game on Steam

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Two days ago, someone sent me an email asking me to check out this game on Steam called "Banana". Despite its complete obscurity, it somehow has hundreds of thousands of players online at all times, making it rank consistently in the top 5 most played games on #Steam. This seemed right up my alley, and I knew there had to be something suspicious going on.
Turns out, I was right, and Banana might just be one of the most shameless cash-grab schemes of the year.
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Chapters:
0:00 What is Banana?
2:15 The Game
3:04 Is this a virus?
5:30 The Bananas
9:51 The 30,000 Member Discord
11:31 Who made this?

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@jauwn Ай бұрын

It's pretty concerning that such a blatant cash grab has remained on the Steam store for this long, but it doesn't surprise me knowing Valve's track record. Have any of you encountered this game yet, and what are your thoughts? To be clear, I don’t really care one way or another whether this game is on Steam. If this is something you want to spend your time engaging with, then go ahead. This video just serves to explain why this game has so many players, and some potential concerns surrounding the devs past.

@Lavalobster93 Ай бұрын

i saw it on the marketplace one time, i almost bought a banana as a joke now im glad i didnt

@muizzsiddique Ай бұрын

@@Lavalobster93 That's probably where half of their players come from.

@eugoth4285 Ай бұрын

I actually got wind of this game like a month or a month and a half ago and thought it was a cookie clicker like idle game. I saw some community posts about special bananas and such and never gave much thought about it and got like 15 bananas or so. The bananas were like 3 cents and I thought this would all die out within a few days after steam saw how blatant exploiting of the market it was. To my surprise this still didn't happen and they let the price of this stuff balloon to insane proportions and I'm pretty sure 99.9% of the "players" are actually bots afking for that revenue

@WunderWulfe Ай бұрын

looks like NFT but keeping “”play” to earn”, lowering barrier to entry, and making effortless, boring game design even more profitable

@lodef Ай бұрын

i trade tf2 items occasionally and stumbled across the game after visiting the steam marketplace. i immediately assumed it was some sort of scam and never thought about it again until watching this video. i'll give it a month before the banana economy is completely tanked.

@zeriah Ай бұрын

60 MB of game for an image of a banana and a click interaction. True indicator of the level of bloat in today's game market right there.

@efeloteishe4675 Ай бұрын

yeah just the unity executable is like 50 mb at this point

@alexisross9343 Ай бұрын

Yeah, it's unity, it tags a ton of bloat in the package for "just in case" things. The size is literally just because it's a unity package.

@jauwn Ай бұрын

Also they left a lot of unused assets in the files from the asset packs they used

@8BitsPerPlay Ай бұрын

@@efeloteishe4675 I mean Unreal Engine is even more bloated for builds and at the moment has to use upscaling for most Unreal Engine 5 and newer games to even run at 60 FPS. Sadly a lot of game engine are becoming bloated and a lot of times the developers themselves can lower the bloat with built in engine tools, but they are too lazy to. Lot of bloat and size in games these days are devs refusing to be smart and use the tools there to fix optimization issues. Take mask and detail maps. They let you put a normal, albedo, smoothness, and more texture maps into a single texture literally lowering the file size for those textures by 5/6. When you have a way to put six textures into one, but games are reaching hundreds in gigabytes in size you know devs are just lazy at that point.

@alexisross9343 Ай бұрын

@@jauwn yep that'll more than do it.

@VendyVendy Ай бұрын

Remember kids, the best get-rich-quick scheme is creating a successful get-rich-quick scheme.

@alexholker1309 Ай бұрын

"During a gold rush, sell shovels."

@Green_Cumulon Ай бұрын

Turns out the most profitable business has always been snake oil.

@ayuballena8217 Ай бұрын

@@alexholker1309 machinery:

@Roland... Ай бұрын

@@Green_Cumulon Okay, the amount you're charging people for your items is getting downright criminal. But I'm just a talent description, I can't stop you.

@Marky-Mark1337 Ай бұрын

If you give me a dollar I give you a secret on getting 2 dollars, doubling your investment

@annarenfold438 Ай бұрын

It's like quick cash-grabs are destined to be related to monkeys and primates in one way or another

@d3generate804 Ай бұрын

we are devolving as a species

@doomspud6302 Ай бұрын

@@d3generate804 "Our technology has made us gods before we were even deserving of being called men."

@Minebrawlzzz Ай бұрын

Really hope valve cracks down on this

@terrariapro147 Ай бұрын

@@Minebrawlzzz half life 3 rise of the primates

@annarenfold438 Ай бұрын

@@Minebrawlzzz If they don't give a shit about TF2 and the bot problem, I doubt they will remove the gazillion scam games and bloated early access games that have never been updated beyond their "playable" 0.wathever releases.

@manzory Ай бұрын

So, the dev was banned for participating in a marketplace pump and dump scheme, and yet, they were still allowed to publish Banana on Steam and make all of these items while having sole control on the supply of them? How in the hell does that work?

@werbizzy Ай бұрын

methinks its because steam no doubt is profiting off of this too based on the section describing who gets % amount of money from each nanner sale though idk, maybe gaben has millions of rare bananas in his inventory as we speak

@michaelhuck376 Ай бұрын

Money

@manzory Ай бұрын

@@werbizzy Fair point, but it's a bad look for Valve and Steam when someone with a shady history can just pay $100 to publish a cash-grab asset flip like this without any audits.

@MrFearlesskiller Ай бұрын

@@werbizzy Pretty wrong and you can post basically any game on steam nowadays

@Rootiga 25 күн бұрын

its not even the same account, the account is friends with a lot of the same people and in the same groups though. they would have to prove its the same person or his new account would have to violate the rules in the same way

@deniskhafizov6827 Ай бұрын

DOOM: 2.39 megabytes Banana: 60 megabytes

@acorngnome Ай бұрын

Super Mario Bros. is only 40 kilobytes. Yes, KILOBYTES.

@deniskhafizov6827 Ай бұрын

@@acorngnome al my BK0010 games fit into 16 KiB

@cerulity32k Ай бұрын

@@acorngnome And then the Atari 2600 games had to fit in 4KB. With only 128 BYTES of RAM.

@HandyDandyHandium Ай бұрын

@@acorngnome a screenshot of super mario bros is bigger than the game itself

@acorngnome Ай бұрын

@@HandyDandyHandium 😳

@genericmoron3008 Ай бұрын

"thus began my efforts to reverse engineer banana" - Some farmer in Papua New Guinea like 6,800 years ago

@kaptinfish Ай бұрын

If I was 11 with no debit card I would probably be grinding this rn

@Slaat1 29 күн бұрын

hahaha for real

@bored.random Ай бұрын

16:09 offtopic but i wish someone made a video about the utter state of steam reviews right now, all of them are “LIKE THIS CAT GIVE AWARD GUYS 😂😂😂” or “Give me likes and My baIIs will drink lemonade”

@jauwn Ай бұрын

Nah I agree they are horrible

@Zak_How 22 күн бұрын

Off topic reviews and nonsense spam reviews are annoying af

@stereo-soulsoundsystem5070 8 күн бұрын

i laughed too hard at "balls will drink lemonade"

@no-replies 8 күн бұрын

What's worse, the people leaving those reviews or the idiots giving them awards and keeping them at the top of the review page?

@bored.random 8 күн бұрын

@@no-replies Probably the people spamming them, you can see all the reviews someone has left on Steam and I see people copypasting the same copypasta 4-16 times. There's even one copypasta that goes "I have one year left to live and this game will forever be with me" that seems to get ~30+ awards from each time I've seen it.

@amydoesart3724 Ай бұрын

Behold! Nftless nfts!

@jauwn Ай бұрын

Diet NFT

@apchistuz Ай бұрын

Non cryto NFT

@diegodankquixote-wry3242 Ай бұрын

Fungible Token

@SheFartedOnMyBalls Ай бұрын

NFT't

@megapussi Ай бұрын

tokens

@rapdactyl Ай бұрын

I appreciate that "Banana might just be one of the most shameless cash-grab schemes of the year" leaves open the possibility that there could still be worse ones coming up. I love the optimism!

@jauwn Ай бұрын

It's only June, after all

@KiddCrowley Ай бұрын

We still have whatever Ubisoft/Bethesda/Nintendo slop to look forward to

@Demonpumkin Ай бұрын

Humanity is weird

@Mizuryryn Ай бұрын

*"All NFT Variant's"* - Crypto Assets > Imaginary Tokens - NFT > Crypto (slop) NFT (may risk of Rugs) - RL NFT > NFT in Real Life - NFT Stock Exchange > NFT but it costs Company stock share (no crypto) - Fungitible Token > Costs real currency, can track - NFTless NFT > Weapon Skins - NFT Cryptoless > Steam Item Store - NFTless Cryptoless > CSGO Skins - NFTless Cryptoless Customizable > Art Commissions - Diet NFT > Antique Product - Vegan NFT > Pokemon Cards - NFT-Lite > Limited Merch Products - Victorian NFT > Old Canvas Art - NFTless Cryptoless Non-Limited > Stock Image - NFTless Cryptoless Stock Exchange > Stock Share

@Mizuryryn Ай бұрын

*"All NFT Variant's"* - Crypto Assets > Imaginary Tokens - NFT > Crypto (slop) NFT (may risk of Rugs) - RL NFT > NFT in Real Life - NFT Stock Exchange > NFT but it costs Company stock share (no crypto) - Fungitible Token > Costs real currency, can track - NFTless NFT > Weapon Skins - NFT Cryptoless > Steam Store - NFTless Cryptoless > CSGO Skins - NFTless Cryptoless Customizable > Art Commission - Diet NFT > Antique Product - Vegan NFT > Pokemon Cards - NFT-Lite > Limited Merch Product - Victorian NFT > Old Canvas Art - NFTless Cryptoless Non-Limited > Stock Image - NFTless Cryptoless Stock Exchange > Stock Share

@seneca983 Ай бұрын

11:22 "there doesn't appear to be anything unscrupulous" Right when you're scrolling past an ahegao banana.

@lvbboi9 15 күн бұрын

*MY EYEEEES!!!*

@seneca983 15 күн бұрын

@@lvbboi9 "Anata no banana puni puni da ne!"

@SomeCanine Ай бұрын

Keeping the game open for random banana reward is a genius way to manipulate the top user list. Doesn't cost the dev anything and they get tons of people playing.

@hungryhedgehog4201 Ай бұрын

knowing that TF2 has more bots than players for the purpose of farming items I wonder how high the rate is here. In the end this is basically CSGO boiled down to it`s final form.

@JoSephGD Ай бұрын

there's 0 fluctuation in the player counts here... it's all bots

@635574 Ай бұрын

Finally someone understnads this is the crushed remains of taking all gameplay out of CSGO.

@walesbkb Ай бұрын

If valve wasn't private and tried to flog their stocks with those numbers, they'd be done for it. They know full well it's all bots.

@miciso666 Ай бұрын

cant believe i actually made quite some cash playing tf2... and most of it came from asking my friends for the items they got. as they didnt like it. or knew it had value. i think i made like 60 bucks a month no joke. most from selling rare items. and trading items for other steam games. i didnt pay for portal 2 :D

@MariaFloresRopeLover Ай бұрын

@@miciso666 That sounds like you are a terrible friend and someone nobody wold want to associate with nowadays lol

@MegaHellstrike Ай бұрын

Please remember kids: It costs your family more money in energy to keep your PC running while you're at school than you can make selling fucking fruit JPEGs.

@Starworshipper Ай бұрын

They're PNG's.

@Eivissabelle Ай бұрын

@@Starworshipper your genius, it's almost frightening!

@SahilVerma-wm6ie Ай бұрын

How do you know that? Pretty sure even browsing yt would take more resources than displaying a banana png with a button

@thecaptem Ай бұрын

@@SahilVerma-wm6ie Talking about electricity not pc resources

@todesziege Ай бұрын

@@SahilVerma-wm6ie You're underestimating how inefficiently one can display a banana.

@emilyofjane Ай бұрын

For *tens* of dollars. Even the rare bananas are worth less than minimum wage lmfao

@jauwn Ай бұрын

That’s what makes this whole thing so silly to me. The $50+ bananas have almost no volume.

@pott3r Ай бұрын

actually there are $1000+ bananas on the market. not sure if it's possible to receive them in-game.

@WaffleAbuser 26 күн бұрын

It really is quite… bananas

@Bubby79 Ай бұрын

“waiter, can i have less gameplay in my csgo?”

@RipRLeeErmey 5 күн бұрын

"Waiter, waiter! I think there's a bit too much gameplay on my CS:GO. Could you ask the chef to maybe take some off the top?" "Why most certainly! Anything for the customer, sir!" _Is presented with Banana_ "Oh yeah, NOW we're talking! Thanks, waiter!"

Ай бұрын

Why are there more developers than classes in the code of the game

@oliver_twistor Ай бұрын

Pair programming. ;)

@leophyte9663 Ай бұрын

@@oliver_twistor *Pear programming

@DemiTF2 Ай бұрын

@@leophyte9663Banana programming*

@thefireph0enix Ай бұрын

How many devs does it take to screw in a light bulb. I won't say the answer.

@phillipanselmo8540 Ай бұрын

@@thefireph0enix they prefer the dark

@BaneHydra Ай бұрын

At last. Fungible tokens.

@jauwn Ай бұрын

literally xD

@tomorrowisyesterday3215 Ай бұрын

Funny story, i win giveaway on tf2 third party website, i sell it for couple bucks to buy DBD. Few years later, prices 10x more than originaly. prices i sell. And quantity are very low, now i regret selling it for cheap for quick Buck. Sorry for bad English

@fusrosandvich3738 Ай бұрын

@@tomorrowisyesterday3215 Never feel bad about selling something early, it's for the best you did so. Especially if you got enough from it to buy something you wanted instead. Money you "could have made" is not real. Especially now that tf2 is basically made of nothing but bots, the likelihood of you actually selling it for the price you see listed is incredibly low.

@mildlyconcerning Ай бұрын

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day

@weegeequeviucoisas9854 Ай бұрын

@@tomorrowisyesterday3215don't worry about it, these price increases are from artificial inflation due to the trading bot crisis, you probably wouldn't have many any more money off them in the first place.

@Grasslehoff Ай бұрын

Imagine running your 1500 watt monster of a gaming machine for 8 hours while you're at work to receive 5-10 cents an hour farming "banana". If you don't see the problem yet, I wish you the best of luck in life.

@terrafair3248 Ай бұрын

Another 3 hours and you can buy 1 egg

@Grasslehoff Ай бұрын

... and then the world

@48lanlan Ай бұрын

well thats what people said about bitcoin miners 15 years ago.

@Grasslehoff Ай бұрын

@@48lanlan try doing that with your home setup at today's rates. I promise you the return will be similar

@RipRLeeErmey 5 күн бұрын

@@48lanlan ... Bad timing? Crypto went bust 2 years ago after all the pump and dump scams came and went. Even Bitcoin is basically worthless due to how hard it fluctuates.

@Pomfwall Ай бұрын

The fact that the scale of available users has hit a point where you can make anything like this, let alone make money off it, is personally more upsetting to me than the product exsiting. It's a sad result of a bigger problem.

@jauwn Ай бұрын

true, people have nothing better to do and this brainrot is somehow the best they can find.

@BLET_55artem55 Ай бұрын

@@jauwn"What's better than getting money while rotting your brain tho?"

@alex_zetsu Ай бұрын

Hey at east it's not crypto or NFGs

@BLET_55artem55 Ай бұрын

@@alex_zetsu it's worse

@henrynelson9301 14 күн бұрын

@@alex_zetsuit’s NFTs but through steam and not requiring people to buy crypto, I don’t see how that’s better aside from not destroying the environment

@eternaldarkness3139 Ай бұрын

I bought Bananas yesterday, $0.57/lb 🇨🇦 Skins included. No clicking required.

@sun3k Ай бұрын

idk how expensive bananas are but isnt 57cent kinda cheap? Also, what skins did you get?

@Horvath_Gabor Ай бұрын

@@sun3k I guess the yellow ones you had to peel off before eating them?

@ProfessorHeavy1 Ай бұрын

@@Horvath_GaborI got the rare spotted brown skin, I don't know which ones you're talking about.

@larrymantic2635 Ай бұрын

And you can use them in real life too! Delicious, even!

@emred4653 Ай бұрын

living the easy life being able to buy banannas that cheap

@bobafettjr85 Ай бұрын

I heard about this last night and thought "Oh it's cookie clicker with bananas" but then there was no upgrades to buy to auto click the banana. Then I thought, "well at least you can change the banana skin" only to find out the skins don't even work with gameplay. Finally I saw one Steam review that explained how it's a scam. The developer responded to it saying it's not a scam because different currencies have different values.

@jauwn Ай бұрын

I saw that comment too and while the developer is correct it's obviously a non-answer and does not defend the legitimacy of their game

@NeostormXLMAX Ай бұрын

@@jauwndoesnt matter cope and seethe, the game industry is rotting and a game like this is a fuck you to steam and tripple a

@sireffortlessgarbage7922 Ай бұрын

@NeostormXLMAX I see, it’s like the grindcore of video games

@arturoaguilar6002 Ай бұрын

@@NeostormXLMAX So, giving $5,000 dollars daily to Steam is a fuck you to Steam? Yeah, someone is coping here and it definitely isn't Jauwm.

@AstralAva Ай бұрын

@NeostormXLMAX How exactly is this a "fuck you" to Steam when they also profit off of every banana sale too? If anything, this game is just feeding in to everything you hate about tripple A gaming even more than other cash grab games. Stuff like Genshin is encouraging bad habits, sure. But at least the things you obtain in that game have an impact on the enjoyment of the game you're playing. This? This is just collecting pointless png's that will be usless in a month. All this game is doing is showing the tripple A industry that they don't even need to make actual content for the micro transactions that they make. Just make speculative PNG's that might increase in price.

@PurpleXVI Ай бұрын

I think this is actually one of your best videos, I love how in-depth it is, with both taking a poke at the actual code, digging into the devs and trying to understand the "market" as it is. Good stuff!

@Gravity_studioss Ай бұрын

This is like that one Luigi meme "She sells sea shells on the sea shore"

@slaysindutch1938 Ай бұрын

Concerning that it's a cash grab: yes. Concerning that people feed it: more so

@taeromann5929 Ай бұрын

It's not just a cash grab, it's a full blown scam at this point

@yunekoVT Ай бұрын

@@taeromann5929 a scam would entail lying and decieving not people making poor investment decicions else the stock market is a scam

@andrewferguson6901 Ай бұрын

It's basically just steam marketplace in its purest form. Really does a great job highlighting some of the shortcomings and avenue for abuse

@KDYinYouTube Ай бұрын

@@taeromann5929scam when nobody scam.

@TarynBeeswax Ай бұрын

This is like Placid Plastic Duck but instead of getting a cute little duck every couple minutes, who bobs around and interacts with your other ducks, this just gives you a worthless png of a banana

@hamburmer Ай бұрын

This is like Nothing, but Nothing really does have nothing do with steam market and trades.

@moosenman Ай бұрын

At least with PPD I can watch things happen, change camera angles, click on the ducks for them to quack, etc. and I don’t think there’s the money aspect besides purchasing dlc for different ducks which I’m more than fine with.

@gusty7153 Ай бұрын

love ppd

@itsghxst Ай бұрын

i luv that game

@Eavontide Ай бұрын

i mean i agree but since it's on the market and actually able to be sold it's quite literally worth infinitely more than a duck in ppd?

@TorQueMoD 23 күн бұрын

Great video! I'm shocked Valve is even allowing this game to stay on Steam. I thought games that farm marketplace items were against the rules.

@djstanley1300 Ай бұрын

Bro your channel growth is insane, you deserve it man keep it coming

@SARankdirectorMinecraft Ай бұрын

Babe wake up, someone reinvented NFTs

@senkuo5039 Ай бұрын

i was thinking the exact same thing

@crd716 Ай бұрын

NFTs but controlled by the developer/valve lol

@Readesu Ай бұрын

Literally what cs and tf2 items are. Not new.

@hedgehog3180 Ай бұрын

@@Readesu Well items in CS and TF2 can actually be used in a game that's worth playing, this truly emulates NFTs by being completely useless.

@anemiapwns1 Ай бұрын

NFTs for babies.

@Duutch Ай бұрын

It's one of those games that just attract the most annoying people steam, the type to fake hundreds of thousands of achievements, copy paste cat reviews, pay graphic designers for animated "cool" images with their username for their profiles, etc. Lazy cashgrab achievement game #5000000

@jauwn Ай бұрын

It's an ant trap for the terminally online

@Likemea Ай бұрын

omg i hate those kind of people, really feels like dead internet theory

@ChesterManfred Ай бұрын

Couldn't have described it any better

@selectionn Ай бұрын

the level 500 steam account type of people, for sure.

@ayylmao9094 Ай бұрын

st4ck?

@kidofthecentury77 12 күн бұрын

I'm having flashbacks from 15 years ago with TF2's Idle program...

@Grisha123 Ай бұрын

If only real life bananas costed 3 cents

@OsirusHandle Ай бұрын

they are in malasia and borneo

@OsirusHandle Ай бұрын

checkout All The Fruits channel for many types of IRL banana

@WOMFT Ай бұрын

This situation is bananas

@isabellamorris7902 Ай бұрын

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

@Breadbrowser Ай бұрын

Lol

@T0HK_Boi Ай бұрын

HAHHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@Montgumerz Ай бұрын

Respect.

@McPoshua Ай бұрын

Buh-dum-chhh

@chillerwhale1655 Ай бұрын

You know what would be really cool is if there was some sort of public ledger so you could at least verify the supply and rarity of nanas as well as who was buying and selling them. Someone should invent that.

@jauwn Ай бұрын

Like a chain? Of blocks?

@stereo-soulsoundsystem5070 8 күн бұрын

No. BANANA CHAIN

@splitsee2526 Ай бұрын

not surprised if half of the playerbase of the game were sols rng players 💀

@saul4265 Ай бұрын

True

@manzanito3652 Ай бұрын

You mean gambling addicts?

@Villain_in_Glasses Ай бұрын

"Peer-to-peer banana trades", the 21st century everyone.

@gabrielsantosbastos5257 Ай бұрын

Peel-to-Peel

@voidimperial1179 Ай бұрын

Peer-to-pee;r

@antoniolum1506 Ай бұрын

The descendants of Apes have really become sophisticated as of late huh... Just wait till they start implementing laws to regulate unsolicited banana leading to trades on the black market.

@PowerPakGames Ай бұрын

Oh this is going to explode into thousands of somehow-even-less-effort-clones and flood Steam isn't it?

@jauwn Ай бұрын

Already has

@dagda1180 Ай бұрын

Oh, hey PowerPak! I think I remember you.

@onceuponatimeonearth Ай бұрын

well well well look who's here looking at banana's

@Jackfromshack Ай бұрын

We need gaming crash

@RMDragon3 Ай бұрын

Thanks for lowering my trust in humanity once again. Seriously, it sometimes feels like we are more likely to erode a wall away by banging our heads on it than to learn not to hit our heads on it.

@TPLS2 Ай бұрын

Saying a bushel of banana instead of a bunches of bananas makes the bananaphone Raffi in me angy.

@jiggerypokery2962 Ай бұрын

banana gets more playtime than egg. Sexism at it's worse.

@scvpest Ай бұрын

Seggsism

@1TitanicFan1 Ай бұрын

we went from primates buying images of other random monkeys to now buying images of the bananas said monkeys would like to eat. What an incredibly good use of people's time.

@Idran Ай бұрын

you forgot the egg stage (stegge)

@1TitanicFan1 Ай бұрын

@@Idran True, it appears that the egg comes before the chicken

@yung_trooper6949 Ай бұрын

My bananas are better then@Rumbling-zy3dg's bananas

@fake_emperor365 Ай бұрын

Perfect timing for this video to pop up in my recommended. Was bored earlier, scouring through Steam when I saw this game on the charts and was curious.

@hyenawithgun Ай бұрын

Animal Well (a vast and detailed metroidvania with an array of interesting puzzles and secrets to unlock): 34mb Banana: 60mb

@mhoang2006 Ай бұрын

Animal well mentioned 🎉🎉🎉🎉

@LJCG777 Ай бұрын

It's like if Halo 2 and Halo 3 met and had a baby 👶

@armorhide406 Ай бұрын

Animal Well was optimized. Banana's dev left unused assets and bloat

@deletedTestimony Ай бұрын

ANIMAL WELL IS 34MB?!!

@nerdatello Ай бұрын

@@deletedTestimony i was just as confused, looked it up and can confirm it is 34-40mb. wtf 😭

@t.m.2415 Ай бұрын

The amount of money Steam made through providing money laundering services has to be insane.

@gordonfreeman1163 Ай бұрын

That's free market for ya

@adampoliak9036 Ай бұрын

brother steam is top 5 most imoral companies itw but search up whats money laundering bcs this isnt it

@rashidisw Ай бұрын

Laundering services, imply there something dirty that requires the services. But in this case it was simply fools with money, scam? yes; but money need to be laundered? not really.

@spammus1 Ай бұрын

@@rashidisw Criminal organizations use this kind of games to launder money for sure. They do it with Spotify and Apple Music, doing it this way on Steam is even easier and most likely safer.

@PhishyMan Ай бұрын

so we’re just using words that we don’t know the meaning to?

@fbarb1134 27 күн бұрын

"Dad i got a job" "Nice son whats the job you got?" "bananas."

@DrSilk-mo8cw Ай бұрын

This is literally the steam equivalent of SOL's RNG

@thrift272 Ай бұрын

not looking good for gaming

@strippinheat Ай бұрын

Just a reminder that the only people making money during a gold rush as the guys selling the pickaxes. The developers are the pickax sellers.

@wolfetteplays8894 Ай бұрын

That’s not strictly true. Some people were known to make money off grabbing the gold.

@Pihsrosnec Ай бұрын

@@wolfetteplays8894 yooo it's wolfette

@loiloiloi6 Ай бұрын

@@wolfetteplays8894 Yeah same thing with crypto and NFTs. The people who come up with it get omega rich, people who time it right get rich, and most of the people just lose money.

@ccricers Ай бұрын

Are we in a pickaxe rush then?

@wolfetteplays8894 Ай бұрын

@@Pihsrosnec heyyyy

@FlamingGnats Ай бұрын

These ironic meme games getting all the fake positive reviews trying to be funny have long been an annoyance to me. People are stupid.

@jauwn Ай бұрын

They need to go touch grass

@todesziege Ай бұрын

Meanwhile solid good games can't get a handful of reviews.

@jackhazardous4008 Ай бұрын

I always report reviews that are just memes and ACII art

@garfieldunderfridges4810 Ай бұрын

it's ridiculously easy to just make a effortless game and make thousands off from it because of what the average steam reviewer thinks is funny

@Fragenzeichenplatte Ай бұрын

@@jackhazardous4008 Me, too. Don't know if Valve does anything about it, though. And I can only report a review once because after that the report icon disappears...

@MrSharkFIN 26 күн бұрын

12:12 37 hours on record 💀 bro is mad he spent 37 HOURS of his life on that shit

@henrynelson9301 14 күн бұрын

You can see the hours he had when he made the review. He spent 26 hours on it, left the negative review, then spent 11 more hours

@MrSharkFIN 14 күн бұрын

@@henrynelson9301 crazy

@GumshoeClassic Ай бұрын

We found Master Kohga's new side-gig. Jokes aside, what gets me is the profiles of the people behind it. I mean.... "German by birth. West-German by God's grace."? If this offers any clues as to that person's humor, I can't help but imagine someone incredibly obnoxious being the owner of that account.

@dado__ Ай бұрын

Funnily enough, some dev copied this with "Burger", except that there's no drops, no marketplace, and the number persists. They're basically just using it as a meme way to promote their upcoming (non-NFT, looks actually good) cooking simulator. I "played" it for a laugh and didn't even realize Banana was a thing until now.

@roxinim6479 Ай бұрын

SO BURGER WAS A COPY? oh man :( it's so much better

@ギコ Ай бұрын

@@roxinim6479 why does it matter lol it's not a copy in any way except to parody

@Fanaticalight Ай бұрын

can't wait to see someone's steam profile in the next year and see a wall of bananas as their inventory showcase

@RoflCannon6 Ай бұрын

“Please don’t play this.” You can’t make me

@TakeWalker Ай бұрын

"The digital equivalent of eraser shavings"! XD Weird how I noticed this video in my recommendations and then turn Steam on and a friend is poking me about this game.

@uncleweirdbeard86 Ай бұрын

There was a thing in Unturned that was a sign that said "Banana 49.95". I got the banana shirt and its still on sale for that price on my store front

@TheResidence.mp4 Ай бұрын

Unturned mentioned 🥳

@KenSG-jz2zn Ай бұрын

@@TheResidence.mp4UNTURNED MENTIONED RAHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOOD ECONOMY🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@hello-xm5il Ай бұрын

Watched the spiffing brit's video on this yesterday and I was thinking the whole time, 'this feels like a Jauwn video.'

@jauwn Ай бұрын

Yeah I saw his video got uploaded right as I was finishing recording my voiceover and I was kind of worried but his analysis was really surface level and missed the very important fact that this isn't the first time these guys have done this

@electricindigoball1244 Ай бұрын

@@jauwn Honestly I think this would have been a great opportunity for a collab as it would make it possible to combine his massive reach with your analysis.

@Jokoko2828 Ай бұрын

@@jauwn Just because someone else made a video doesn't mean they own the rights to that topic, if you wanna do a video on the dumb banana scam you're well within your rights to do so.

@chilfang2422 Ай бұрын

@@Jokoko2828 yea and a burger king can open across the street from a mcdonalds. Nothing is stopping them but marketing can get weird

@jauwn Ай бұрын

@@electricindigoball1244 I don't watch his channel so I don't have any desire to do a collab

@dondubeau2874 Ай бұрын

Thanks for shining a light on these weird inscrutable corners of gaming.

@YNGDYE Ай бұрын

Credit where credit’s due, this is a fascinating project

@enderkatze6129 Ай бұрын

The worst part of this piece of waste is that you don't have a Higher chance of getting rare bananas by actually clicking

@HexFemboy Ай бұрын

It's literally just a speculative market that uses a bare bones clicker as a way to get on the Steam platform. It's frustrating because even if it was shit, if there was an actual GAME somewhere in there, it would make sense. But it's so transparently exploitative that I don't even know how they get away with it.

@boop004 Ай бұрын

@@HexFemboy is this the gaming industry dying?

@filipe4134 25 күн бұрын

@@HexFemboyThey probably don’t get away with it, Steam just makes a fuck ton of money out of it too so they don’t care.

@OtherAxoltol Ай бұрын

Imagine you’re on Wall Street and you’re a serious business man. Now you see a digital Banana making more worth than your average stocks

@andrefasching1332 Ай бұрын

wall street? Does anybody really visit physical stock exchanges anymore?

@selectionn Ай бұрын

in reality the money can only be used on steam, so its almost entirely worthless. the dev doesnt make much money because of the steam market revenue split, and the fact that very few people are buying bananas.

@fusrosandvich3738 Ай бұрын

@@selectionn People sell steam accounts, which is where the actual income is from.

@aminulhussain2277 Ай бұрын

@@selectionn Fairly certain the dev gets real money from their share of the purchases.

@hazardous_9665 Ай бұрын

'I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson' ahh game

@its_xen0nn Ай бұрын

bro saw Sol's RNG and had to take action immediately

@JustinKoenigSilica Ай бұрын

Disgusting that valve let's shit like this exist, at all.

@irontownpictures9283 Ай бұрын

Well they do ignore the bot problem in Team Fortress 2, because the bots are still almost 90% of active users. And they make money. A lot

@bobhill-ol7wp Ай бұрын

Valve has supported children gambling for years, how can anyone be surprised lol

@Leadlobotamist Ай бұрын

If Valve had it their way, mods would be microtransactions, which Valve seems to still be trying to find a loophole around since this issue crops up every two or three years. This shit isn't really surprising considering how much backlash the original Steam Greenlight had. This was only inevitable. Steam kind of became the Amazon of Video games but instead of aliexpress knockoffs costing 6x the price we get unity asset flips with either bitcoin miners or some kind of exploit.

@kaiserfranzjoseph9311 Ай бұрын

there is no real reason for them not to

@est1569 Ай бұрын

Not surprising

@suckerofthingies Ай бұрын

What I learned: • Do you see banana man • Hopping over on the white hot sand • Here he come with some for me • Freshly taken from banana tree • Banana man me want a ton • Give me double and a bonus one • Give me more for all me friends • This banana flow never end

@CrabO2 Ай бұрын

• Do you want a banana? • Peel it down and go mm-mm-mm-mmmm • Do you want a banana? • This banana for you

@MsYvie Ай бұрын

• Tonight we dance around de flame • Then we get to play de spirit game • Spirit names we shout out loud • Shake de thunder from de spirit cloud

@CrabO2 Ай бұрын

• All de songbirds in de tree • Chant a tune to let de spirits free • Then we see them in the night • Spirits jumping by de firelight

@4storyboss Ай бұрын

• OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH BANANAAAAA

@net6406 Ай бұрын

Those are indeed great conclusions

@jankthunder4012 Ай бұрын

This is the best squeetard money printing business I've ever seen in my life

@thatoneguy5856 Ай бұрын

This feels like the dev is going to update this with a virus

@megapussi Ай бұрын

Why would they do that? This is basically a free money printer, their singular goal right now should be to keep things and lowkey so they dont lose it. People dont just put viruses on shit for no reason, especially not in such an obvious way as on steam.

@tomorrowisyesterday3215 Ай бұрын

Surprise update

@user-is7et4gc5x Ай бұрын

Nah the income is 2 good... They cant lose the money Farm that easily

@selectionn Ай бұрын

just put a bitcoin miner in easily excusable high gpu load because "im just a small indie developer, I dont know how to optimize my game" and most little timmys playing this game wont notice. Or just make the miner stop when task manager is open.

@finkamain1621 Ай бұрын

@@selectionn I wouldn't be surprised if it already is because the game wants you to have it open for a while. It's either a miner or it's copying files off your drive

@Jmcgee1125 Ай бұрын

This is, quite literally, a manufactured economic bubble. It's honestly kinda funny. Valve needs to crack down.

@biigsmokee Ай бұрын

Valve needs to crack down on something giving them free income Hmmmmmmmmmmm

@TheResidence.mp4 Ай бұрын

For once, I have to say that we as a race need to stop being idiots sometimes

@yamm7937 Ай бұрын

If TF2 taught us anything it's that Valve looooves manufactured economic bubbles. It's not going anywhere.

@Jmcgee1125 Ай бұрын

@@yamm7937 At least TF2 (and CS2) items have cosmetic value, ridiculously high as some might be.

@jackskudlarek3138 Ай бұрын

@biigsmokee its easy to say that in this day and age too. I remember when valve had dignity and would pass on a quick buck if it meant return customers.

@Jedai_Games Ай бұрын

It's like this weird Hamster Combat thing, but somehow even worse.

@kagescorpionakki Ай бұрын

Now I'm wondering if it would be possible to modify the game in some way to give you more drops. I know you can use mods to get Steam achievements unless the developer explicitly puts in a check for them (and even then you can just mod out the check) so it doesn't seem like a stretch that it would work for inventory items.

@yoursred 27 күн бұрын

@@kagescorpionakki if they have an ounce of competence, there's now the doesn't have anti-tampering

@Gnomable Ай бұрын

The fan made bananas actually look kinda neat. It's a bummer that energy is going into this rather than anything else.

@egel7736 Ай бұрын

They do, but the majority of them feature stolen photographs and artwork. I kinda hope the developer tries to sell these for real, because that'd open them up for legal action.

@Byzz2077 Ай бұрын

@@egel7736 they already are selling bananas containing stolen artwork

@Fresh_Knight Ай бұрын

It’s funny that they made nfts without needing any of the “useful” web 3 features

@johngrisum Ай бұрын

At work: "So why do you want 50,000 simultaneous VMs?" "IM GOING BANANAAAASSSS!"

@Coop9er Ай бұрын

This feels like a future coffeezilla video

@u.i.shaggy2301 Ай бұрын

This hurts my feelings man. I know some indie devs who busting their asses off to create a good game and only getting like couple thousand players. Meanwhile some dogshit like this getting hundreds and thousands of concurrent players.

@dagda1180 Ай бұрын

I haven't checked yet, but considering its meteoric growth, I'm pretty sure it's just bots.

@Krexel Ай бұрын

I'm 90% sure it's mostly bots.

@xaf15001 Ай бұрын

You could argue that it's not even comparable. Yeah, that's a lot of installs, but I'd say it's not even a game. It's like comparing games to Paint Studio Clip, just different type of app.

@tomburress4928 Ай бұрын

One of the developers has recently admitted that only about a third (possibly even less now) of the players are actual humans. The rest are bots

@joshiemah Ай бұрын

It’s a genius idea and it gets rewarded. Indie devs are just working on their passion projects. Also 2k players active is not a bad number. Classic "work smarter not harder" in effect here.

@fntthesmth423 Ай бұрын

This situation seems to be a real slip-up on valve's part. Makes their platform completely una-peel-ing!

@iamjustkiwi Ай бұрын

+Accurate summary +Puns Good comment

@gabrielsantosbastos5257 Ай бұрын

-no random crits

@realPurpleOrb Ай бұрын

@@gabrielsantosbastos5257Comment no longer good

@AdvanAviantoy 26 күн бұрын

4:58 That text "ONE OF THE FIRST" is made with Canva I can recognize it

@josephfahn7491 19 күн бұрын

You know that banana 2 fruit has already been released? It's time to move it off the pedestal!

@erikaz1590 Ай бұрын

I do agree that kids would definitely go into this to get some free money. When I was younger and steam cards suddenly shot up in price because of a summer event, I immediately grinded for and cashed out every trading card I could and got at least $15. Which for a jobless kid in the middle of Steam Summer Scale is gold!

@johncruelty1 Ай бұрын

in what world o you live where steam cards cost more than 0.15

@erikaz1590 Ай бұрын

@@johncruelty1 It was a magical time. You had to be there to believe it! You could sell trading cards for $1-3 dollars at the time! Multiple that by like 5 cards a game for your entire library, and you could make a fairly decent amount of pocket change, combined with steam summer deals!

@redacted4488 Ай бұрын

@@johncruelty1 i don’t think you have really collected or traded cards much. When i used to collect them, i had some as expensive as $1.20 per card, as well as foil cards. i got like $120 for selling half my cards

@johncruelty1 Ай бұрын

@@redacted4488 most expensive i sold was a 10$ foil

@OsirusHandle Ай бұрын

you could have gotten a real job and earned more probably

@lucascampbell8521 Ай бұрын

Turning your computer off at night will probably net you more money in saved electricity cost than leaving an autoclicker on in Banana ever could

@thescarf926 Ай бұрын

You don't even have to leave the game running. Just click once in a while, turn off your pc and the next time you open the game you'll get a few bananas. So I don't really see your point.

@lucascampbell8521 Ай бұрын

@@thescarf926 I haven't played it, I assumed you needed to keep the game on

@R_E_D22 Ай бұрын

@@thescarf926 did you not watch the video he clearly states to be considered active you have to click every 3 hours and you do have to leave your pc on

@R_E_D22 Ай бұрын

@@lucascampbell8521 you do and you have to click every 3 hours to be considered active to get drops

@MrSzoSs Ай бұрын

the sad part is you'd probably make a similar amount clicking image of a banana than grinding some of the f2p MMOs nowadays where weeks of your time are worth like $50 in the itemshop

@joseluispcr Ай бұрын

my friends devs are making joke about "while you are dyng for work there is someone making a banana"

@sixexgames Ай бұрын

It's quite impressive that they could do all this without bLoCKchaIn TEchnoLogY

@scientificthesis Ай бұрын

I think Steam's marketplace might count as a form of blockchain

@marwan7614 Ай бұрын

@@scientificthesis Nah i think it's just a digital market, No blockchain technology involved .

@ferociousfeind8538 Ай бұрын

@scientificthesis Steam would collapse under its own energy and performance requirements if it used something as energy-intensive and, for lack of a better term, _single-threaded_ as a blockchain to store the many, many, many transactions and account inventories. It's an actually reasonable data structure on the inside

@godhimself9396 Ай бұрын

I guess you could say this is literally... Monkey Business

@greenlemon9155 Ай бұрын

I love it when to display a picture and a counter you need a full 60Mo program size without anyone being annoyed about it

@ThisFeatureKindaSucks Ай бұрын

Make a lemon game

@irohn Ай бұрын

Here's the thing that many people forget and probably why because Valve hasn't done anything yet: in order to unlock the Steam Market you need to spend 5 bucks with your account, so in practise only the bots that generate rare enough bananas will be worth the "investment" and then the Steam store will also get those 5 bucks. This isn't Valve's first rodeo with item farming

@pikmin_79 Ай бұрын

What is up with modern Valve? They are letting scam games on Steam and they are leaving their own games to rot. What's next? Games with malware?

@Xyler94 Ай бұрын

I'll tell ya, people complained that Valve were curating their store, so they opened the floodgates. Valve does not really care, as long as it's not illegal. They get a cut from all sales on Steam, including community market sales Want this to end? Don't encourage games like Banana

@jauwn Ай бұрын

@@Xyler94 I do think that Valve probably will ban these guys since the lead dev is ban evading + he's done this kind of scheme before. But yeah, as long as something makes money, Valve really doesn't care

@Xyler94 Ай бұрын

@@jauwn oh for sure, but Valve was put into a reactive state by developer and gamer backlash decades ago, so now this is how it has to be. I was just replying to why Valve are letting games like this in. It's simply because Valve no longer curates their store due to demand.

@hugh2861 Ай бұрын

something something treadmill work

@pikmin_79 Ай бұрын

@@Xyler94 I do wish stores were curated more. It's like the Wild West of junk games for most online gaming stores nowadays

@shaunroberts2037 Ай бұрын

So, it almost seems like someone saw how certain bots are idle farming items in TF2 and decided to make a whole "GAME" based around this same process Atleast that's my theory since the nature and scale of TF2's idle bot problem was exposed not too long ago

@emperorfaiz Ай бұрын

This issue has existed over a decade.

@juzeus9 2 күн бұрын

*you forgot money laundering, and/or stealth payoffs for criminals*

@nick_defrunct 18 күн бұрын

Hi, Jauwn! You might be interested in this story. I played a game named "Shatterline" for a while. The game was cool, but it had very few players due to early access and lack of marketing. So now Fraglab (developers) are partnering with Faraway (NFT company) and are going to move from Steam to Epic and implement NFTs into game. Majority of the old playerbase is dissapointed and leaving the game. I think you can make an interesting video about this game because you can compare it before and after addition of NTF. But note that the servers will be closed after August 1 and untill release on EGS. Looking forward to see Shatterline on your channel

@jauwn 18 күн бұрын

@@nick_defrunct a couple people mentioned this to me but I know nothing about the game, plus I’m already working on a big video right now. So I don’t think it would make any sense for me to cover it. But I appreciate the suggestion!

@nick_defrunct 18 күн бұрын

@@jauwn I see. Well, I hope you will remember about this game at some point

@Simplebutsandy Ай бұрын

Do people still use Steam marketplace for money laundering?

@jauwn Ай бұрын

Oh yeah for sure

@FittZone. Ай бұрын

Can confirm

@mr.smileytm Ай бұрын

Lol I recognize the background of that cybernana from a WallpaperEngine wallpaper I used to have. If that art isn't up for free use it's probably stolen.

@catsarecoolxdd9892 Ай бұрын

Amazing video, great information, subscribed!

@ClaudelGFX Ай бұрын

btw silent loggers only activate themselves via external embdded scripts ONLY when you do something on their 'trigger' list, while seeming benign you should try to scan your web traffic for the banana game when you open a crypto wallet or doing crypto transactions /just a suggestion/assumption enjoyed your video just like your ever other previous videos :D GG