BANNERLORD but I Become the KING OF VLANDIA!

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Koifish

Koifish

2 жыл бұрын

This is the seventh episode of a series where I play as a lone soldier of the Vlandian army in Mount and Blade: Bannerlord!
The goal in this playthrough is to climb from the bottom to the top in the Kingdom of Vlandia, starting as recruit and joining the army to become glorious knight of Vlandia! And maybe even... THE KING!
Make sure to check out @Simo and his Bannerlord series, which inspired me to make this one!
Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord is a strategy action role-playing video game developed and published by TaleWorlds Entertainment. It is a prequel to Mount & Blade: Warband, a stand-alone expansion for the 2008 game Mount & Blade. Bannerlord takes place 210 years before its predecessor, with a setting inspired by the historical Migration Period.
Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord is a strategy/action role-playing game. The fundamental gameplay premise is the same as previous entries in the series: the player builds up a party of soldiers and performs quests on an overhead campaign map, with battles being played out on battlefields that allow the player to personally engage in combat alongside their troops.

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@Koifish
@Koifish 2 жыл бұрын
*From Vlandian Recruit to Vlandian KING! LONG LIVE TRISTAN THE KNIGHT!* Hello HELLO! The results from the poll is in; MORE TRISTAN! So here is Episode 7! Make sure to show it some love by liking and commenting to boost it in the algorithm! VERY COOL!
@soldier1269
@soldier1269 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy thank you so much for creating this wonderful series🤩🤩🤩
@soldier1269
@soldier1269 2 жыл бұрын
בבקשה תמשיך ליצור סרטונים יפים כאלה 😁😁😁
@pcu9284
@pcu9284 2 жыл бұрын
Tristan seemingly gunning for the Emperorship of calradia at this point
@Uzzgub
@Uzzgub 2 жыл бұрын
would be cool if you stiched all of Tristan journey together =D
@SirSpiffAlot
@SirSpiffAlot 2 жыл бұрын
Aaaua
@brekiel_scripts
@brekiel_scripts 2 жыл бұрын
And so it was that Tristan killed his most notable foe in the same way he killed his very first--with a crossbow bolt to the face.
@Koifish
@Koifish 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't think of that! How POETIC!
@Uzzgub
@Uzzgub 2 жыл бұрын
A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm
@mahdmahmud9776
@mahdmahmud9776 2 жыл бұрын
Derthert's greatest contribution to Vlandia was taking a point blank bolt to the face! long live the usurper.. I mean Leonheart!
@poutykeiki2574
@poutykeiki2574 2 жыл бұрын
it's not usurpation if the king was chosen on a votation...
@Koifish
@Koifish 2 жыл бұрын
I was fairly elected by the senate! >:D
@mahdmahmud9776
@mahdmahmud9776 2 жыл бұрын
@@Koifish Its OK, my liege. Just wait a bit for the revisionist historians to kick in. Surely your many upcoming accomplishments will validate the fact that the heavens chose you as the king over De*thert.
@akramgimmini8165
@akramgimmini8165 2 жыл бұрын
@@Koifish You are The Senate!
@TriumphantDisease
@TriumphantDisease 2 жыл бұрын
@@poutykeiki2574 After Koifish killed the king… meaning that he is indeed an usurper
@saltamuertosturambar4050
@saltamuertosturambar4050 2 жыл бұрын
Finally Tristan outmatched his own father. He's so kind and respectful that even he brought the crossbow wich one his last king was killed to the siege to rise the moral of his men. Long life to King Tristan!
@Koifish
@Koifish 2 жыл бұрын
Uh OH!
@CornBreadtm1
@CornBreadtm1 2 жыл бұрын
"Heavy is the head that wears the crown." Because there is a heavy crossbow bolt imbedded in it.
@shoujahatsumetsu
@shoujahatsumetsu 2 жыл бұрын
The saga of Tristan has become one of my favourite sagas.
@Koifish
@Koifish 2 жыл бұрын
If you enjoyed this, I suggest watching my Crusader Kings 2 series "The Conqueror". Was probably the craziest playthrough I've ever had!
@himwiththesquaretoes9461
@himwiththesquaretoes9461 2 жыл бұрын
@@Koifish I loved that series, Ima rewatch it now
@Ciek0Karanthus
@Ciek0Karanthus 2 жыл бұрын
Battania gets what they deserve for trying to take Tristan's castle! Very unfortunate that good king Dethert fell to that looters shot. Curiously I heard at the tavern that the crossbow was of very fine make for a looter, very curious.
@Koifish
@Koifish 2 жыл бұрын
King Tristan decrees that the investigation is over, and the guilty is caught >:D
@sars910
@sars910 2 жыл бұрын
@@Koifish King Tristan : "We've investigated ourselves and found that we did nothing wrong".
@tomz5704
@tomz5704 Жыл бұрын
​@@sars910 sounds like a normal government
@jakeking974
@jakeking974 2 жыл бұрын
Truly a man chosen by God, how could Derthert be so weak as to fall from a mere looter, what a waste of a kingdom. BUT NOW! NOW is the time of Tristan of Lionheart! NOW is the time for Vlandian blood to subjugate ALL of Calradia! In the name of Lionheart!
@Darkknight-rf2hw
@Darkknight-rf2hw 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao I love how you didn't even wait for the battle to start you just rode up infront of the king and all his knights and shot him in the face.
@maurice21momo
@maurice21momo 2 жыл бұрын
Better than 80% of medieval shows available. What a journey it has been.
@chuckn4851
@chuckn4851 2 жыл бұрын
The butter/feast comment by Tristan at the end proves that lore-wise, he's an ancestor of King Harlaus
@Wolf6119
@Wolf6119 Жыл бұрын
It makes sense too cause Harlaus has the same lion sigil as Tristan, unlike Dertheth whose is slightly different (his lion holds a spear, unlike Harlaus or Tristan)
@soldier1269
@soldier1269 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy thank you so much for creating this wonderful series🤩🤩🤩
@Koifish
@Koifish 2 жыл бұрын
No worries! :D
@soldier1269
@soldier1269 2 жыл бұрын
@@Koifish with your? No worries at all We are happy for every video and video you produce Thank you so much God bless you and keep you safe 🤩🤩🤩 👍👍👍 🙏🙏🙏
@fellnermichael8401
@fellnermichael8401 2 жыл бұрын
We're not here to disobey orders, we're here to commit! Commit atrocities! 😂 Totally made my day. All Hail the King!
@aleksanderlenartowicz5659
@aleksanderlenartowicz5659 2 жыл бұрын
When I say "kill the Bathanians", you don't say "no, he's my brother!", you say "YES, TRISTAN!"
@ComfortsSpecter
@ComfortsSpecter 2 жыл бұрын
“Local Koi fish conquers half a fictional continent in a video game” “The masses rejoice with great celebration” “In other news, local equestrian “Wunderfloof” seems to be taking a strong lead in the polling numbers and is currently set to become the new King of Vlandi-“
@bewarethebear
@bewarethebear 2 жыл бұрын
King's not enough, all hail the Emperor!
@CaenFilms
@CaenFilms Жыл бұрын
Everything is quotable and hilarious “Ah, all my money and that is not enough” 😂 ::goes up side of mountain:: “Crap they’re doing battanian tactics”
@georgepats1168
@georgepats1168 2 жыл бұрын
When the world needed him most,he came back...
@YOQUE2xgpxTRiu
@YOQUE2xgpxTRiu 2 жыл бұрын
What a satisfying end.
@mahdmahmud9776
@mahdmahmud9776 2 жыл бұрын
No, this is a great beginning!
@Dino-god69
@Dino-god69 2 жыл бұрын
At long last, Tristan was finally a monarch. But much to the surprise of historians today, he simply ate butter and beer until he died, which had lasting consequences upon both the mental and physical health of his entire bloodline. Now, all they can taste, hear, smell,. and feel, is butter.
@kwieciu6807
@kwieciu6807 2 жыл бұрын
Now maybe make a mongol invasion on bannerlord ? 🤔 Glorious kingdom of mongols from the steps only archer cavalry will rule the all world !
@TheValiantBob
@TheValiantBob Жыл бұрын
The king gave Tristan a sword named Sentinel. A sword whose name means a soldier whose purpose is to stand and keep watch. Some might say that based on Tristan's actions, that it was an ironic name. But if you ask me, it was a fitting and prophetic name. For when the king proved himself a tyrant, Tristan did what was necessary to save the kingdom from the mad monarch. A stalwart watchman and defender against corruption. All hail King Tristan dey Lionheart, Sentinel of the People!
@grimsum4916
@grimsum4916 Жыл бұрын
I love the jumpcut after killing the king because he was only wounded on your first attempt lol
@oito12
@oito12 5 ай бұрын
this is by far the best content i have managed to find. dont ever stop creating
@krieger7828
@krieger7828 2 жыл бұрын
This feels like watching Robbaz’s old warband videos, love it
@Trauson
@Trauson 2 жыл бұрын
The return of the King to conquer all Calradia !!!!!
@CT--ox2iu
@CT--ox2iu 2 жыл бұрын
Good show! The use of music along with your commentary is wonderful. Great work!
@jimmycummings4713
@jimmycummings4713 2 жыл бұрын
YES!! I love this series Koi
@jjide76
@jjide76 2 жыл бұрын
Very good series. I loved it. Your commentary is hilarious! Well done, sir.
@Yanamiko
@Yanamiko 2 жыл бұрын
Love Tristan adventure, SO excited to watch it. Keep up good work!
@ottoman1594
@ottoman1594 2 жыл бұрын
The most fun youtuber I came across in a long time. Keep up good work!
@darvazar2155
@darvazar2155 2 жыл бұрын
Another great episode! From my favorite mount and blade player!
@MrTreoni
@MrTreoni Жыл бұрын
12:40 "I am literaly the F-ing king of the kingdom you're rebelling against." Why does this sound so much like a verbal warranty of death? xD
@atf5813
@atf5813 Жыл бұрын
12:14 “Wunderfloof!” I can’t 😂
@soidz4569
@soidz4569 2 жыл бұрын
This is a momentous day! Yet sadly a most terrible one indeed. Though Derthert was corrupt and filled with malice, no Vlandian -- even one as unloved as him -- should fall in battle to a stray bolt! The shame! I swear to execute TEN THOUSAND bandits in Vlandia to bring justice to Derthert and honor to the glorious King Tristan! F
@ECSizemore
@ECSizemore Жыл бұрын
This was extremely informative. Thank you.
@HH-ff3oo
@HH-ff3oo Жыл бұрын
This was the greatest bannerlord series I have ever watched please do more of this as another faction
@ScienceNowSN
@ScienceNowSN 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious video, much enjoyed thanks for posting
@azzimdanial131
@azzimdanial131 2 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh another source of happines. Thank you
@cba2make1up
@cba2make1up 2 жыл бұрын
I've thoroughly enjoyed how this series turned out. All hail Tristan!
@calebbreitner1822
@calebbreitner1822 2 жыл бұрын
I literally cannot say how much I love your videos
@brandonwilliams8083
@brandonwilliams8083 Жыл бұрын
This was the funniest playthrough I've seen this year lol
@pcu9284
@pcu9284 2 жыл бұрын
Time for the sequel series where the descendents of dethert cause a civil war and Tristan's son has to fight against them, would be cool tbh
@Piggyman10
@Piggyman10 2 жыл бұрын
this is my favourite series by you!
@martianmuppet
@martianmuppet 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome! Koifish magic once more. Thanks for uploading.
@geniusreference
@geniusreference 2 жыл бұрын
Man the montage at the end made this so much better
@Koifish
@Koifish 2 жыл бұрын
A little bit of *NOSTALGIA*
@geniusreference
@geniusreference 2 жыл бұрын
@@Koifish indeed
@etiennepaganelli2136
@etiennepaganelli2136 2 жыл бұрын
All hail KOYFISH!!! Thanks for the great serie
@dnjn4575
@dnjn4575 2 жыл бұрын
Love the vids, long live the king
@gediminasmorkys3589
@gediminasmorkys3589 2 жыл бұрын
Happy to have found this channel.
@jimmyhasnuggets6093
@jimmyhasnuggets6093 2 жыл бұрын
I can never get enough of koifish’s videos, he’s just too funny
@battleonize
@battleonize 2 жыл бұрын
great video koifish
@sovereigndark7792
@sovereigndark7792 2 жыл бұрын
Another glorious day and another glorious Koifish video!
@earlredclaw1715
@earlredclaw1715 2 жыл бұрын
12:14 You are the king of Vlandias horse? I knew this is some kind of fever dream.
@kandilyabra
@kandilyabra 2 жыл бұрын
best series, plz continue
@CalvinBDaG
@CalvinBDaG 2 жыл бұрын
Lol no lie, I’m so glad that I FINALLY caught up on this(I only started watching 2 days ago…aka May 24th, 2022)… *LONG LIVE KINGDOM LIONHEART!!!*
@BigBobDookie
@BigBobDookie Жыл бұрын
Derthert is a greedy bastard I’ll tell you. I call him “The Vulture”. He comes in and eats after all the hard work is done. 😂
@nanderwinthant1655
@nanderwinthant1655 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh!Been waiting!Next-''Emperor Tristan''
@RussUno
@RussUno 2 жыл бұрын
7:44 “You have the chance to run!” Koifish when they run *G E T B A C K H E R E*
@kyrenhanson5300
@kyrenhanson5300 2 жыл бұрын
The true butterlord has risen.
@battleonize
@battleonize 2 жыл бұрын
one of your best videos ever
@Merlinthehappypig
@Merlinthehappypig 2 жыл бұрын
Koifish, you are endlessly entertaining. I love you
@Rockotonerac
@Rockotonerac Жыл бұрын
Best ending ever man! 👏
@benoitvivegnis4478
@benoitvivegnis4478 8 ай бұрын
"STOP RUNNING! I'm like a pool attendant" It killed me
@1campballs
@1campballs 2 жыл бұрын
This was a lot of fun.
@superseboplays9835
@superseboplays9835 2 жыл бұрын
Ur vids are so funny😂😂😂
@YunsAvatar
@YunsAvatar 2 жыл бұрын
Not Enough! King is not Enough! Emperor! World Ruler!
@LeatherCladVegan
@LeatherCladVegan 11 ай бұрын
You should dump the spear once you breach the walls, even if just for RP reasons :)
@imthkng1224
@imthkng1224 2 жыл бұрын
YES HE HAS UPLOADED
@skeletalobserver406
@skeletalobserver406 2 жыл бұрын
The 'is every fucking lord there?!' Was damned hilarious
@bradleybergen480
@bradleybergen480 Жыл бұрын
Tristan the pool attendant rises!
@Jakuup12
@Jakuup12 2 жыл бұрын
Great!
@loganpittfitt
@loganpittfitt Жыл бұрын
This was so good haha 🔥❤️
@account-21
@account-21 2 жыл бұрын
Nice video
@cruzaider5339
@cruzaider5339 2 жыл бұрын
The TRUE saviour of Vlandia has arrived! Three jars of lowland butter!
@stoneshield6653
@stoneshield6653 2 жыл бұрын
Story about great man, and his great deeds
@Potatomatoo
@Potatomatoo Жыл бұрын
Continue the series!!!!
@kagerouge9007
@kagerouge9007 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, that was cool. But no wonder, he's named Tristan after all.
@markusantarez8756
@markusantarez8756 2 жыл бұрын
All Hail The King!!
@Truck_Kun_Driver
@Truck_Kun_Driver Жыл бұрын
Inform the lords in the realm. King Derthert, was poisoned, by his enemies.
@BraindeadCRY
@BraindeadCRY 2 жыл бұрын
And so the butterlord was born
@plaster1897
@plaster1897 Жыл бұрын
LOL GRT SERIES
@lorlo357i8
@lorlo357i8 2 жыл бұрын
Long live the king Tristan !! he should invest about the death of the previous king btw... aah those looters
@schimmelbrottitanson7645
@schimmelbrottitanson7645 2 жыл бұрын
Instant like, double nice.
@stillcantbesilencedevennow
@stillcantbesilencedevennow Жыл бұрын
I come back every once in a while just to watch Derthert get his comeuppance.
@bigtuga4ever
@bigtuga4ever 6 ай бұрын
Dude what's that track at the end that goes hard af?????
@SonOfSalop
@SonOfSalop 2 жыл бұрын
I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING FOR YOUR MEDIEVAL PLAYLIST
@nikitaostrovsky8416
@nikitaostrovsky8416 2 жыл бұрын
All hail King Tristan!
@jhonniekravchenko643
@jhonniekravchenko643 2 жыл бұрын
I think you should continue this series to hunt down the previous king prole hahah.
@motv1nd193
@motv1nd193 2 жыл бұрын
maybe king Tristan's father was murdered in the battle of Pendraic by a conspiracy involving all the faction rulers?
@mataarikiwaitai9246
@mataarikiwaitai9246 Жыл бұрын
Best king ever😂😂
@TheInstinctWithinV2
@TheInstinctWithinV2 Жыл бұрын
That's what happens when you think "I AM the senate"
@Kauthe.
@Kauthe. 11 ай бұрын
i can’t even get the armies to drop derthert off at a town
@politicallyincorrect7864
@politicallyincorrect7864 2 жыл бұрын
Focus on Sturgia next, or crusade into the Aserai lands?
@Mileza-ASMR
@Mileza-ASMR Жыл бұрын
with the personality of robbaz and the voice of a whiterun guard, i hereby pronounce you KING OF VLANDIA
@BSideWasTaken
@BSideWasTaken 2 жыл бұрын
I meaaaan you know you gotta become emperor now right?
@Alexiosization
@Alexiosization Жыл бұрын
Lol this made my day
@waskesu
@waskesu 2 жыл бұрын
Surgeons in 1008 sure did know how to do a hip surgery for Tristan the Brave . What is the song at 10:18?
@ryanrzjr
@ryanrzjr 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe after fully conquering battania, vlandia could officially be called an empire?
@WombatOfDisaster
@WombatOfDisaster 2 жыл бұрын
BUTTER!
@f3wbs
@f3wbs Жыл бұрын
I can't believe that looter got lucky with that crossbow. Anyway...
@robertanderson866
@robertanderson866 2 жыл бұрын
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