If you've listened to this song, congratulations, you passed the 7th goblin test!

My friends: "How did you find this band?" Me: "Goblins."

Me many years ago: _"They are the last hope for men, dragons and dwarves!"_ Me many years later after rediscovering this song: *GAAAAWWWBLINS*

Note to self: Elfs might be goblins; Investigate later.

My people have a word for the path I walk. The ideals I strive to achieve. They call me... homeless

Goblins: "why do I hear boss music?" Goblin slayer: *rhapsody of fire intensifies*

"Your screaming break doesn't start for another fifteen minutes, Guild Girl. Get BACK TO WORK!"

only good goblin is dead goblin, NOW LET'S MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD

"And that's why dwarven music . . . rocks"

For any band fans wondering with goblin comments influx. Hilarious youtuber "Grimmjack" made abridged series about anime called Goblin Slayer. Used this as opening.

I didn't actually expect so many grimmjack fans to be here

Barbarian: Shouldn't we ask for directions? Druid: The last time we asked for directions we had to slay an immortal demon knight

I searched for this song after watching goblin slayer abridged episode 2.

Our fellow brothers were brought here together under the banner of hate we have for Goblins. I hate em.

This goes hard. Almost as hard as slAYING GAAWWWBLINS!!!

This gets me in a good mood. A GOBLIN SLAYING good mood.

Prepare, grimjack is coming

Just wanna say this song had like 15 comments before the slayer squad showed up. #goblinpeepee

Came here for goblins. Staying because the song is fucking awesome. It's like Lord Of The Rings if it was a rock band.

11 years ago: Man this song is dope Present day: Goblins!!!

Into the darkness they crossed the marsh And entered the frozen cave A secret path was cut into the rock A labyrinth, a twisted maze An unknown misty haze Khaas' eyes focused on the grey rock He saw it in a different way The riddle soon would be solved An illusion was carved in the stone The arrows show where to go They are the last hope For Men, Dragons and Dwarves Spirits of the forest Shy elves and trolls Five go from Elgard Into the darkness leaving the light To find the black order's Immortal dark rhymes To find the written words By Hellgod's unholy son Prevent him from returning And save the whole world Through the valley of sin Led by the whispers of holy wind Into Dar-Kunor a new saga begins The well of dead souls appears A red river's flowing inside There's no way to cross There's no way to climb They wish they were birds and could fly Fly to the other side They are the last hope For Men, Dragons and Dwarves Spirits of the forest Shy elves and trolls Five go from Elgard Into the darkness leaving the light To find the black order's Immortal dark rhymes To find the written words By Hellgod's unholy son Prevent him from returning And save the whole world Through the valley of sin Led by the whispers of holy wind Into Dar-Kunor a new saga begins

Tell me about the BIIIIIIIIG goblin

That's the sound for Gawblin Slayin' Madmen!

It's *GAWWWBLINATING* time!

*Listens to it for the first time:* This song is pretty cool. *Replaying it again for the hundredth time:* THEY ARE THE LAST HOPE, FOR MEN, DRAGONS AND DWARVES!

2022. It's ironic how there are actually 5 dudes and dudettes in GS's party, as the song says. Not counting the bird and Table itself.

I personally think, trolls are just big goblins.

Desire to slay goblins intensifies

Well no trolls here it seems... Only GAWBLINS!

GOBLINS!!!

I only found my way here by tracing down some Gawblins, now it would seem that I have met other fellow Slayers around here. Hope your hunts go well and your hand be swift. Don't get goblinated.

Lizard Priest: My name is ------- Priestess: Shhhh ...shhhh... SHHHHHH!!!!! NO NAMES!!!! Not in this line of work.

I loved RoF back in college. Then I heard this song as the opening of Goblin Slayer Abridged, and I absolutely fell back into it. When metal is in your soul, it never really leaves you.

this song fills me with rage and beans AND SPIRIT AND PRIDE AND HEART AND SOUL AND RAGE AND BEANS SPICY BEANS!

We're a team!! A TEAM!!!! A TEAMMMMMMMM!!!

It's Goblin peepee

I goblinated that like button.

Good heavens above this song is so damn EPIC!!! Edit: Once upon a time, there were two moons. Bullsh*t!!! Okay. Once upon a time, there ARE two moons! ...I'm listening...

Once upon a time, there were two moons....

Remember children the only good goblin is a dead one..

I love this song! This GAAAAWWWWBLIN slaying song!

0:00 dysentery, get your dysentery. I got dysentery

The most metal DnD song I’ve ever heard.

Dysentery! Get your fresh dysentery!

And so a new D&D adventure begins

I just realized that Grimjack used the calm beginning of this song in the beginning of the first episode of Goblin Slayer Abridged.

This song sounds metal. Metal that can slay GAWWBLINS.

Gm You encounter a group of goblins Me plays this song “let’s do this”

I love how everyone is quoting Goblin Slayer Abridged.

This song is damn hype. Only way to make it better is if it came with a nice creamy wheel of CHEEEEEEEEEESSSE

I study calculus listening to this. A boost to pass my final Goblin test.

I am here because of shmuck squad but I got to say I'm really impressed how they fused heavy metal with folk music. Sounds really good.

I come from Goblin Slayer Abridged! And I must say, this is an awesome song!

I was expecting Goblin Slayer abridged quotes. I'm so glad I checked lol.

I came here to read comments about GAAAAAAAAWWWWWWBBLIIIIIIINNNSSSSSSS!!! I wasn't disappointed.

It's goblin peepee

1:36 Mmm aaaw yeah that'll calm the shakes from severe Goblin Slayer Abridged withdrawal

I dunno what you’re talking about, I’m still the *SAME OLD GOOD OLD GAAHBLIN SLAYER!!!*

Fans of grimmjack are coming

If you aren't listening to this while slaying goblins then you failed the 69th goblin test!

Gawblins!!! Gaaawwwblins?!!?!!

Funny how this video is 11 years old, yet it just now started blowing up thanks to Goblin Slayer Abridged. 😅

"Goblins are the last hope. For Lins, Goblins and Gobs! Spirits of the Goblins. Shy Lins and Gobs! Five go from Gobgard, from the Darkness into the Light! To find the Hob Goblin's Immortal Dark Rhymes!" Goblin Slayer: "Did someone say _GAWBLINS???!_ You had me at GAWBLINS"

I just wanna say that 2 weeks ago there wasn't this many comments XD

THIS MAKES ME HATE GOBLINS EVEN MORE

When there's no goblins to slay * confused screeching*

Goblin, goblin goblin, big goblin, noo

So who's here to slay GAWBLINS?!?!??!

I returned And left again wanting to kill more goblins The cycle will continue till the end of time

Good theme to go on a goblin-killing spree. Yes. Time to go taking down some more goblins. Eliminate them all. Leave no goblin alive.

This is some good GAAAAWBLIN slaying music.

let's kill some GAAWWBLINS!

Doomguy: man I’m bored of killing all of these demons. Ash (Evil Dead): I know what you mean buddy, it’s always the same ol shit. Isabella (animal crossing): hey Guys I know someone who we can Call! Ash and Doomguy: who could that be? Goblin Slayer: (picks up phone) So you guys are bored huh?

I may have just found a new band to listen too. Thankfully the hunt for goblins led me here

The fact that this is not on Spotify and, considering its age likely never will be, saddens me.

I came here seeking knowledge. I was not disappointed.

DID SOMEBODY SAY GOOOOOOOOOBLINS?!

A shame this song isn't more famous.

I feel kinda bad that I listen to this song often but only the "THEY ARE THE LAST HOPE, FOR MAN DRAGONS AND DWARVES!" bit.

As long as i stand this song will not be goblinated.

i listened to this song and my pocket knife turned into a glowing sword

like only 12 comments here are NOT talking about goblin slayer abridged and those are like from 5 years ago and farther back i checked

What people who don't know anything about D&D sees: Just a bunch of nerds How players of D&D feels when they play: 1:36

I hate Goblins Ugh !! I dont like'em

Goblin Slayer Abridged just made this band a whole lot more popular.

Now this is something I can slay goblins to. GAAWBLINS!!

Why isnt this on Spotify, I wanna feel like I'm raising an army of to fight an evil force on the way to work

GOBLINS?! IM IN ! IM THERE ! GOODBYE !

I want to slay goblins ¡even more!

"Stop demon king from returning that's the hero in actual goblin slayer.

*FUCKING GAAAAWWWWWWBLINS!*

Dysentery!!! I’ve got dysentery!!!

Dysentery! Get your fresh dysentery! I've got dysentery!

NOOO THEY GOBLINATED THE CHEESE!

Goblin Slayer abridged brought me here. It’s goblin peepee

Wait, is there always a song hidden a the end of their albums? I haven't heard them in YEARS but I remember the 15 min track "Gargoyles Angels of Stone" being neatly tucked away, only discoverable if you loaded the cd into a media player (ah the days of yore). While the lyrics get a little deep/dumb that track had amazing guitar work. For this one, I love the transitions between classic sound and metal. And yeah, Goblins brought me here.

And the cows?! And the cheese?! 🐄🧀

Be honest. How many are here because of Goblin Slayer Abridged?

You have to wonder how popular these guys became because of Smuck Squad.

You didn't mention Goblins right away. So I passed out. Had a dream about Goblins, dead Goblins. It was a good dream. Well, if it isn't Homeless, Shitdick and Orcbulge.