Bao Takes the Kink Test

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6 ай бұрын

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@Maxisamo1 6 ай бұрын

Interesting that the most tame thing about Bao is she's monogamous and anti-piss

@Enchie 6 ай бұрын

Reminds me of Kirsche. Will happily talk about the most depraved shit, but she wants to marry a himbo and be constantly fat with his children. Strange women.

@DeusGaming-xh1nl 6 ай бұрын

Kinda based ngl

@user-fu9hc3oi3l 6 ай бұрын

She is in fact surprisingly normal. Primal, petplay and bondage is a little on the spicy side for normies, but even they would just call it kinky rather than outright disgusting.

@mbnmac1 6 ай бұрын

yet was 100% for 'want multiple partners" a paradox.

@Maxisamo1 6 ай бұрын

@mbnmac1 Yeah I guess she meant threesomes and such, but she's not into poly relationships or swinger relationships

@TAP7a 6 ай бұрын

"I'm a switch if you bring it out of me" Things said by bottoms

@ivorytemplar_ 6 ай бұрын

Bao: "I'M A SWITCH I SWEAR!" Kink Test: "No, I think you're not."

@zeppie_ 6 ай бұрын

@@falsnamae3511i got 100% switch, I believe that that may be more convincing

@Antylics 5 ай бұрын

that was not funny

@Grimm196 3 ай бұрын

@@Antylics this comment isn't needed

@tacticallemon7518 3 ай бұрын

@@falsnamae3511considering primal (pray) and pet are at 100% (submissive being 97.5)

@tuulenkoti 6 ай бұрын

RIP The Kink Test. Traumatised beyond all hope and reason.

@baranugraha2562 6 ай бұрын

The test didn't deserve this

@SSB_Master_Hand 6 ай бұрын

The Kink Test: "You get used to it."

@azzazelynn988 6 ай бұрын

Wait what happened to the real kink test?

@m00nyin82 6 ай бұрын

Any alternatives?

@RimeRock 6 ай бұрын

yeah, all it wanted to do was getting bao to try getting pee'd on. the tragedy

@GregAtlas 6 ай бұрын

Bao: "I'd like to have 'the deed' with more than one person at the same time" Also Bao: "I'M NOT SHARING DAMNIT! STOP ASKING!"

@muaddib4378 6 ай бұрын

more then 1 person at a time means yuzu/numi the not sharing is stranger related so. she is a loyal yandere and is protective of her friends/partners

@joshhaworth2155 4 ай бұрын

Very fitting that she made the "there are two wolves inside of me" joke. Accidental double meaning.

@Sheriff_Curtis 2 ай бұрын

@@muaddib4378copium

@spiritofreality7988 2 ай бұрын

SO SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SHARE HER PARTNER WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE BUT SHE WANT TO SHARE HER BODY WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE.

@thelivingglitch1371 6 ай бұрын

So I feel like her biggest fear is the TF2 Sniper.

@jackk.4670 6 ай бұрын

LMAOO

@Reeeeder 18 күн бұрын

Professionals have standards

@fishbaitx 6 күн бұрын

man is that her fear or a turn on.

@supervegito8340 6 ай бұрын

Least we now have confirmation bao is 97.7% a bottom

@Speed001 6 ай бұрын

97.5% sub 60% switch 38% dom

@LARAUJO_0 5 ай бұрын

Depending on whether you mean taker or passive when you say bottom, that's either guaranteed given she's a girl or highly likely given the amount of pillow princess clips of hers.

@tacticallemon7518 3 ай бұрын

@@Speed001 huh, 97.5% sub, 98% not sub

@Speed001 3 ай бұрын

@tacticallemon7518 195.5% sex

@Speed001 3 ай бұрын

@@tacticallemon7518 yes, says it in the video

@BouncingTribbles 6 ай бұрын

Bao: There are two wolves inside me also Bao: DON"T COME NEAR ME OR MY MAN where fantasy meets reality

@OriginalPiMan 6 ай бұрын

She did have an occasional problem with not understanding the question.

@BouncingTribbles 6 ай бұрын

@@OriginalPiMan This is a pretty common opinion actually. Her's I mean. I"ve had multiple gf's and g fs admit they want to be DP'd. It's similar to guys thinking about twins, it's just in the back of their heads waiting to be thought.

@flippergaming316 6 ай бұрын

is one of them blaidd

@uselessprotaganist7444 6 ай бұрын

@@BouncingTribblesyeah, most people have fantasies they love, but where in reality other factors would make it completely not okay for them. A threesome is probably just in that area for her.

@PenumbraDev 2 ай бұрын

@@BouncingTribblesAgreed, the fantasy of being overwhelmed by two people is cool but realistically wouldn’t apply to a normal and healthy relationship for most people. This is why fantasies exist.

@paulocezardinizjunior346 6 ай бұрын

When Bao says, "contain that dog in me." Me: "This is a metafore, right?"

@MiraPacku 6 ай бұрын

right?

@marmyeater 6 ай бұрын

Not if her Blaidd fantasies are anything to go by.

@comradeofthebalance3147 6 ай бұрын

Metaphor*

@NeonDripKitty 5 ай бұрын

that is what the knot is for

@MiraPacku 5 ай бұрын

@@NeonDripKitty I hate that I understand what this means

@butters461 6 ай бұрын

The test: Sharing is caring Bao: NUH UH

@great_based_one 6 ай бұрын

Bao: Idc

@gabrielkawa3477 4 ай бұрын

Lmao

@CosmicFearUkulele 4 ай бұрын

Baos defense in furry court:

@richman2601 4 ай бұрын

Then at the start she's like as long as it's mine only it's ok XD

@ElFreakinCid 6 ай бұрын

Underrated moment: Bao pretending she knows the words to Lacrimosa

@JosephReference 6 ай бұрын

I will not share and you can not piss on me either. -2024

@kindatim 6 ай бұрын

Bao: **says some of the most atrocious things in existence and wants to have a foursome with fictional characters** Also Bao: **being THE MOST AGGRESSIVE AND POSSESSIVE TRADWIFE ever**

@rudytheduck4776 6 ай бұрын

not really mutually exclusive ngl

@alexzephyris1455 3 ай бұрын

@@rudytheduck4776 Yes they are for those who aren't mentally ill

@Afrochilla 2 ай бұрын

As hilarious as that is, it's actually NOT contradictory. You can have many absurd sexual adventures, then LATER settle down and become a more traditional spouse. If I had to guess that's the route Bao will take, but I can only guess from what I know, which is a lot because she's VERY vocal about her desires 💀

@kindatim 2 ай бұрын

@@Afrochilla I know, it's just something of a hypocrisy in my eyes to be so vocal about your desire to have multiple sexual partners at a time then go on to assert that HER fiancé should only have any kind of relations with her and none other.

@Roman_the_black_cat Ай бұрын

@@kindatimI see it more as when im single i could do whatever but when im actually in a relationsproblem (godamnit autocorrect i write relationship) then she/you/me wants both to be monogamous. Thats my 2 öre at least

@Dragonbro91_ 6 ай бұрын

My brain cant comprehend how this twisted amalgamation of an imagined human has such an irritating but also endearing laugh.

@MelonSandBoxNewbie 3 ай бұрын

I'm 100% sure this is girls dad is Glenn Quagmire. You cannot change my mind.

@generalbutterscotch4887 6 ай бұрын

Bao's dominant side is kind of like a White Hole. Its existence is purely theoretical.

@wolf2403 6 ай бұрын

As for her submissive nature... Yeah that's off the charts.

@arlynnecumberbatch1056 6 ай бұрын

Wait DONT TELL ME WHITE HOLES ARE ONLY THEORIZED??!

@Scalesthelizardwizard 5 ай бұрын

I don't blame Bao for getting angry that test kept asked the same questions just worded differently

@dyproxus1806 6 ай бұрын

Huh, so Bao *does* have some limits. Who would have thought?

@British_Rogue 6 ай бұрын

I took this test at the start of the pandemic. I remember doing it twice. The results alter drastically if you change answers from 0% to 10%, and from 100% to 80%.

@dwightlangdale4132 6 ай бұрын

13:22 "You don't have to shout" Dumblebao said calmly

@KaoretheHalfDemon 6 ай бұрын

Is anyone surprised by the results? I mean really. This is our wonderful down bad, pillow princess, Bao!

@calebmalone4008 6 ай бұрын

her loud laugh is my reason shes now my number one favorite v-tuber i absolutely love that laugh

@Melkandor 6 ай бұрын

This was a fun video. Not terribly surprised by the answers. Appreciate how open Bao is. Legit why she's my favorite!

@imperialguardproductions 6 ай бұрын

The Mrs Ladybug joke had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂

@Th3Kingism 6 ай бұрын

"Guys I can be a switch!!!!" Bao lied as easily as she breathes

@shadatoosaucy3445 6 ай бұрын

Keep in mind I don’t watch her. I strongly believe this test is useless on her. Bro is ‘down bad’ in the flesh. She is THAT person that you cannot take anywhere. Bao’s future husband if ur watching…Godspeed soldier…Godspeed 🫡

@CosmicFearUkulele 4 ай бұрын

Baos doctor be like: Ma’am, I’m sorry but I diagnose you with the down bad. It’s incurable, I’m sorry

@grafzeppelin4069 6 ай бұрын

after Baolifornia Girls and that model, i don't think she needs to even bother taking the test

@theskullboy8700 6 ай бұрын

Bao: I’m a switch I swear Me: cottontail would say otherwise

@MrNiceGuy. 6 ай бұрын

Surprisingly much more vanilla answers than I expected from Bao

@jpest17 6 ай бұрын

I love her explosive laughter.

@Adromelk 6 ай бұрын

Bao:YOU CANNOT PEE ON ME!! Also Bao: I let a guy pee on me before.

@cavalierliberty6838 6 ай бұрын

Psh, women ☕

@originaljoke4502 6 ай бұрын

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!

@gabrielkawa3477 4 ай бұрын

When?

@StonerWeeb 2 ай бұрын

sauce?

@peggedyourdad9560 2 ай бұрын

Maybe that's why, she knows from experience.

@MMBNMalternateaccoun 6 ай бұрын

I get her getting upset at the quizz tbh. Even if it was just for show. They ask you the same questions like 20 times over just to make it longer to see if you'll answer them differently each time. But its kinda stupid

@aqqalularsen3322 6 ай бұрын

i feel like every stream, bao just gets put on more and more watchlists 😭

@joshhaworth2155 4 ай бұрын

The rage response to two questions in a row at 9:55 might be the funniest part.

@lapislazoli 6 ай бұрын

"ill draw the cool S" ugh "in hickeys" oh my god~

@roxxthegaedeercat 3 ай бұрын

ARBYS SANDWICH LMAO

@dizent2885 5 ай бұрын

Ppl out here complaining about Bao being ok with the idea of a threesome but not like open relationships. Hey geniuses, there is a HUGE difference between being attracted physically, and being in a committed relationship. Her liking the idea of a threesome tells me that she’s ok with multiple partners if all that’s happening is sex ( fuck buddies). She’s not ok with sharing someone she’s in a committed relationship with. It’s really not that difficult a concept to grasp honestly. Also this “kink” test, has only heard of polygamy and human urinals and nothing else.

@DvLUH 6 ай бұрын

I swear I saw someone in chat say “50 and 10” during the age gap question

@xxXXRAPXXxx 6 ай бұрын

That is indeed a age gap.

@salcaalpaca3428 6 ай бұрын

I love it when Bao starts growling. It always gets a laugh out of me and I can never take her seriously.

@superdrifter-1773 2 ай бұрын

Dawg I’m cooked, she’s so perfect

@troygoodbroy7469 6 ай бұрын

after watching this , I am certain Bao is the perfect woman

@Stronghand-yw1lk 6 ай бұрын

Well by God, she may be very possessive, but she'd be LOYAL!

@squeakydolphin9615 Ай бұрын

I feel like she would play housewife until the end of dinner then walk into the other room and return with a coin, rope, and maybe one of those spinning game show wheels on Friday nights.

@victorlopez1761 6 ай бұрын

"I don't share" Her 30 seconds before: "I have 2 holes..." Hypocriiiite 💀

@NationalistsRuinAmerica 6 ай бұрын

Nobody is claiming that Bao is morally consistent. or sane.

@casteanpreswyn7528 6 ай бұрын

That's not hypocritical, they are sharing her, she isn't sharing anything. Lol

@DistractedGlobeGuy 6 ай бұрын

She wants to _be shared,_ not _to share._

@NationalistsRuinAmerica 6 ай бұрын

@@casteanpreswyn7528 she can have sex with two man but her partner can't have sex with two women

@0rez1 5 ай бұрын

It’s always the ones who wants to be shared who doesn’t want to share

@tristanderamos6455 6 ай бұрын

The more I watch bao The more confused I get

@ikaros9727 6 ай бұрын

Really? For me it's the opposite. Because she seems rather normal except for her ginormous petplay and being submissive kink

@GordonLee97 6 ай бұрын

Rope bunny LMAO

@mikalaconway7568 Ай бұрын

Inside you are two wolves: both of them are blaidd. You want blaidd inside of you.

@Sharkofspace 6 ай бұрын

This test feels like it was written by an old man who gets off to the idea of women answering these questions

@Stachelbeeerchen 6 ай бұрын

Okay... Based on her meltdowns in this she is clearly not into polygamy... Don't have to roast us that way Bao...

@dylanrodriguez8872 2 ай бұрын

13:39. She said wife, bao is getting to much into the future when she doesn't even have a boyfriend, chat we're losing her call 911

@PRomeyo 4 ай бұрын

“The goon cave is getting crusty……” 😂😂😂😂😂

@ToxicityD-Day 6 ай бұрын

That fucking guy with the Ladybug insult I cant lmao

@Itookyourankles 6 ай бұрын

yk all jokes aside can i just mention the amount of WIFEY material bao is like gah damn helping with finances, no sharing, destroying compatition like bro bao hmu i need a wife 😂

@kimnoir 6 ай бұрын

2:35 Lacrimosa if anyone wanted to know

@surge-fox 6 ай бұрын

This is not a clip. This is a whole ass video.

@BagelsAreFun 2 ай бұрын

Bro, every time I see one of your videos I have to put in earphones so my parents don’t judge me.

@Phoenix_VT 2 ай бұрын

>Click on the clip "Guys, before we start, what does my true self on the inside look like?" >Obese

@artisticgamer3650 6 ай бұрын

Just when I thought I couldn't be more obsessed with Bao ❤

@Sonicbuster756 Ай бұрын

Bao did the P. Diddy questionnaire

@Rebel_riot151 6 күн бұрын

11:51 I think your “feelings” toward Blaide is more than enough of an answer 💀

@autobotCRSHR 6 ай бұрын

I mean... We should have expected this from her, tbh

@Toffi1725 Ай бұрын

Her laugh is obnoxious but in its own cute way 😮‍💨

@NewsofPE 6 ай бұрын

22:47 funniest part of the video

@michaels.3709 2 ай бұрын

Tbf, tardigrades are awesome and should be thought about most days.

@AllNostalgicAnimeClips 6 ай бұрын

Woah yandere bao 😏🤌🏻

@Aec3r 3 ай бұрын

“Arby’s sandwich” - Bao’s chat 2024

@do811 6 ай бұрын

Nothing could have prepared me for that model

@Koko-sn9in 6 ай бұрын

Why Switzerland? I feel called out, I live there

@temptempy1360 6 ай бұрын

Do you enjoy dressing up as a pet for your partner - literally dress up as cool Whale everyday for chat and is loved for it

@lovepandabae 6 ай бұрын

I’ve never seen or heard of this test before. This was hilarious!!!

@ghastlyglint190 6 ай бұрын

I looked at chat for 1 sec "Prayge god save us"

@nobiwankenobi281 6 ай бұрын

0:56 Nah, she in her Caesoh ark 💀

@EamonWalsh 6 ай бұрын

The 24/7 goon cave killed me 😂

@my_back_herts5085 6 ай бұрын

This is seriously gold 🤣

@Lightmagician60 6 ай бұрын

basically. she likes Domination. either given or Received... but is more inclined to Receiving... seems clears to me

@wyatteason1876 5 ай бұрын

4:55 ahh yes the sneako chair classic

@Samuelhedge1965 6 ай бұрын

Bao thinking of knots in her stomach. How rare

@whirlbinder9783 6 ай бұрын

I haven't seen her in a while and watching this clip first time definitely surprised me of her appearance.

@altgirl-o8w Ай бұрын

There are 2 wolves inside of me......

@LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds 6 ай бұрын

Why do I enjoy the sound of her yelling so much?

@NovemIota 6 ай бұрын

Bao freaking out at 10:00 rewinds me to 2:42

@NX_TEK.2 6 ай бұрын

bruh, im dying and im only 3 seconds in, she really committed becoming baoberry jfc xD

@cjofulue5218 6 ай бұрын

7:20 that was the "old lecher" laugh. Trademarked by Master Roshi and the Wise Old Masters Association

@TheKamasGod Ай бұрын

2:35 Bao actually saving the editor some time here

@collincarroll9362 6 ай бұрын

Bao is the nintendo switch

@GacMan47 2 ай бұрын

"Are you curious about kinky sex?" She lied as easily as she breathed.

@weebmaskman 3 ай бұрын

0:03 my first thought was clogged arteries

@elfireii328 6 ай бұрын

Well thats about right. 69% vanilla for me on a conservative day.

@fatalexception3845 2 ай бұрын

Curioisly... Wholesome. More or less.

@KatcherKat 6 ай бұрын

I need this link for research purposes

@KaiiWinter-nw4vi 6 ай бұрын

omigosh the angelic choir XD

@AlexorPwnsAll 3 ай бұрын

Having not even watched yet, I can safely say Bao’s got more kinks then a garden hose.

@PrismZet 6 ай бұрын

No surprises here lmao

@SOCHIQ 2 ай бұрын

5:30 THE NUMI SHADE BYEEEE

@altgirl-o8w Ай бұрын

Why are other women so comfortable with each other's bodies I have no idea why😵‍💫

@justsomeguy5628 5 ай бұрын

Holy shit you gotta have a warning for the god damn Bao-berry.

@MrJamesbondo07 Ай бұрын

where else is the hotel chair gunna face? The wall?

@Samurai_2552 6 ай бұрын

True Enlightenment right here

@Tempest181 6 ай бұрын

13:30 i need me a bao

@astolfo5462 3 ай бұрын

Was not expecting fat bao😂