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Bar Etiquette Sins and How to Avoid Them

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The Modern Rogue

The Modern Rogue

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I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'm starting to suspect Brian might not actually be a legitimate bartender...
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Table of Contents
› 1:47 initiating an order (getting the bartender's attention)
› 3:23 placing an order
› 5:25 being prepared for a large order
› 7:48 custom recipes
› 9:36 gluten free & knowing the owner
› 12:16 tipping
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This episode was made with the help of:
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@ModernRogue
@ModernRogue 5 жыл бұрын
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@kurt.i8923
@kurt.i8923 5 жыл бұрын
It's weird seeing Anthony without a sword lol
@theoiv
@theoiv 5 жыл бұрын
@@kurt.i8923 or a jar of mead
@foxman8344
@foxman8344 5 жыл бұрын
As someone who is gluten intolerant I am baffled by anyone who goes into a place and asks if things are gluten free. Do your damn research ahead of time people, and don't expect other people to bend to your dietary requirements. Guess what? Don't order bloody Mary's or beer.
@zerodamonsta942
@zerodamonsta942 5 жыл бұрын
Get a bar name cucumber ocarina
@timmyhoffarth6705
@timmyhoffarth6705 5 жыл бұрын
I was a bartender for over a year. Yes to all of this. A hundred fold over!!
@rikeep
@rikeep 4 жыл бұрын
Things I have learned: 1. Don't be a douche 2. Don't say bro 3. Brian is a legitimate bar tender
@soup5344
@soup5344 4 жыл бұрын
4. Don't forget the liquor bottle viewing sunglasses.
@b0ssbeerreviews83
@b0ssbeerreviews83 4 жыл бұрын
If bartenders or waitresses ignore you, walk out n don’t pay the bill. Fuck them
@thelegacyshow4248
@thelegacyshow4248 4 жыл бұрын
SuPeR lEgItImAtE bArTeNdEr
@PatchworkLeyn
@PatchworkLeyn 4 жыл бұрын
5. transitions to ads can be fkn flawless
@Lodinn
@Lodinn 3 жыл бұрын
4. A legitimate bartender is easy to spot cause they have a cucumber ocarina.
@kedrak90
@kedrak90 5 жыл бұрын
Lesson learned: Avoid people with three sunglasses and bartenders who are very persistent on how legitimate they are.
@Arm-el2xl
@Arm-el2xl 5 жыл бұрын
four*
@Philip_J_Hill
@Philip_J_Hill 5 жыл бұрын
@@Arm-el2xl Wheres the 4th pair?
@hunterdavis9941
@hunterdavis9941 5 жыл бұрын
@@Philip_J_Hill 3 on his head, one in the collar of his shirt.
@Philip_J_Hill
@Philip_J_Hill 5 жыл бұрын
@@hunterdavis9941 Ahhhh i see them now hahaha, never even noticed them lol. They magically appear in the 3rd section of the video
@KingBongHogger
@KingBongHogger 5 жыл бұрын
And those cucumber ocarina places. Stay away from those!
@AsitorCorporation
@AsitorCorporation 5 жыл бұрын
Brian Brushwood is a legitimate bartender, he went to Barvard
@wasabista1613
@wasabista1613 4 жыл бұрын
Me too, I studied at Ale.
@aaronthornton2519
@aaronthornton2519 4 жыл бұрын
He must’ve crushed his bar exam
@Echs_D33
@Echs_D33 4 жыл бұрын
Use the full name, you cretin. Bavard, school of magic, bar tending, and resetting injury counters.
@asdfjkl981
@asdfjkl981 4 жыл бұрын
@@Echs_D33 Pretentious isley-league-collage prick
@Nicolas-lo8db
@Nicolas-lo8db 5 жыл бұрын
I am happy to watch this because I AM A LEGITIMATE KZfaq VIEWER
@meetwheatpodcast9078
@meetwheatpodcast9078 5 жыл бұрын
Hey Boss
@ryankeane9517
@ryankeane9517 5 жыл бұрын
Hey bro ,hey bro ,hey bro ......boss!
@averywhere6921
@averywhere6921 5 жыл бұрын
Boop beep beep comment and reply like normal
@talsgi1577
@talsgi1577 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine this comment was written by a bot
@ArcticWolf-qd6ev
@ArcticWolf-qd6ev 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@micahphilson
@micahphilson 5 жыл бұрын
Somehow I get the feeling that Jason only wrote this episode in so he could show off his wide and varied experience in being a d-bag customer. Or just his hilarious improv skills. Jason is a legend.
@Jason-de5pl
@Jason-de5pl 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was to flaunt the 3 pairs of shades
@chrisadams628
@chrisadams628 5 жыл бұрын
@@Jason-de5pl Only thing missing was double popped collar on his polo shirts.
@breedlove94
@breedlove94 5 жыл бұрын
Jason *hates* improv, lmao
@javalin597
@javalin597 5 жыл бұрын
@@Jason-de5pl Nah dude, he had more than that
@Wildlink123
@Wildlink123 5 жыл бұрын
When he finally said "Hey boss," after switching the glasses I fucking died dude
@777ALLLUCK777
@777ALLLUCK777 5 жыл бұрын
I honestly couldn't tell that Brian hasn't been tending bar his whole life. It was so natural the way you twirled that cucumber and dialed for the beer.
@SulfuRed13
@SulfuRed13 5 жыл бұрын
The twirling might come from him handling knifes and shit, though. But damn, that seemed unnaturally natural to him.
@asdfgidji879
@asdfgidji879 5 жыл бұрын
@@SulfuRed13 he could just be like me and naturally wanna twirl anything he happens to be holding that seems twirlable
@Echs_D33
@Echs_D33 5 жыл бұрын
And the cucumber pop eye ocarina. What bar *doesn’t.*
@MrClaysta
@MrClaysta 5 жыл бұрын
Sauce bottles in fast food restaurants are highly twirlable
@chadspencer7629
@chadspencer7629 Жыл бұрын
@@asdfgidji879I’ve met my people hahaha I do this with everything
@punishedprops
@punishedprops 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes, yes. Fantastic tips! Back in my bartending days my boss told me that if anyone said they were his friend that I was to charge them double. Ahhhh Crazy Larry.
@Ojthemighty
@Ojthemighty 3 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure thats classed as purposely over charging which is illegal and wrong.
@jomom2839
@jomom2839 3 жыл бұрын
@icuras dont make me charge you double now
@keetonfoust
@keetonfoust 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe you guys aren’t verified!!
@avant-gardemarmalade7605
@avant-gardemarmalade7605 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ojthemighty it's an old joke. At a grocery store I worked at my co-workers would say "charge them double" when someone they were friends with then they'd share a laugh
@eisenkrahe7125
@eisenkrahe7125 3 жыл бұрын
Larry Birklin
@andrewpliakis
@andrewpliakis 5 жыл бұрын
"Well, what legitimate beers do you have on draft, ya weirdo?" I'm dying.
@nisse9009
@nisse9009 4 жыл бұрын
Thought he said ”beerdo” lol
@CantSniff
@CantSniff 5 жыл бұрын
16 mins of Brian attempting to get Trevor fired...
@imjustwolf
@imjustwolf 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he was close to succeeding when he turned on the Guinness tap. Or at least he owes Trevor a few bucks for it.
@HwaRang777
@HwaRang777 5 жыл бұрын
I could be wrong but I think they're not shooting at Trevor's bar
@justaguycalledjosh
@justaguycalledjosh 5 жыл бұрын
@@HwaRang777 i don't if they are or not.
@mattbenz99
@mattbenz99 5 жыл бұрын
@@imjustwolf He also got Guiness in a liquor bottle. He needs to buy an entire new bottle now.
@lionbryce10101
@lionbryce10101 5 жыл бұрын
@@mattbenz99 I'm sure if it got in the bottle that they bought it with the money they showed on screen lmao
@andrewfield4072
@andrewfield4072 5 жыл бұрын
“Can I get your favorite 12 year scotch?” **grabs Irish whiskey** “I am a legitimate bartender!”
@chrisbenson7402
@chrisbenson7402 4 жыл бұрын
I was wondering who would notice 😂
@MrJacobSteed
@MrJacobSteed 4 жыл бұрын
I came to the comments to make sure that somebody mentioned this 😅
@hulkslayer626
@hulkslayer626 3 жыл бұрын
Just started drinking whiskey recently and thought that was a mistake, but wasn't confident enough to say anything so I ane to the comment section for confirmation 😁 lol
@Wiiguyface342
@Wiiguyface342 3 жыл бұрын
Big npc energy
@bline4698
@bline4698 3 жыл бұрын
The Man, grabbed 12 Yr old pot still Irish whiskey , he just leveled up that drinks order
@redpenofdoom1258
@redpenofdoom1258 5 жыл бұрын
This is a public service.
@onetakeproductions3837
@onetakeproductions3837 3 жыл бұрын
A PUBlic serves
@soup5344
@soup5344 4 жыл бұрын
4 grown men laugh constantly over roleplaying being in a bar.
@donmilleriii7399
@donmilleriii7399 4 жыл бұрын
Aw man Douches and Drink Orders, can I play? I've always wanted to try a barmaid who acts flirty for tips but also wants to legitimately find love with a legitimate bartender. May I borrow 4d6 bro?
@Coentjemons
@Coentjemons 4 жыл бұрын
Thats what me and my friends are like now after 5 months of quarantaine..
@nilus2k
@nilus2k 3 жыл бұрын
My bet is that before they started filming they may have been partaking a bit
@kendarr
@kendarr 3 жыл бұрын
Thats the reason i love these guys, they are like kids
@Paka_Lolo
@Paka_Lolo 3 жыл бұрын
@@kendarr but it SHOULD be adults in a bar. They are too childish for my taste 🤙
@plexi477
@plexi477 5 жыл бұрын
You can really tell that Trevor cares about his work. This is the first "Bar etiquette" video I've seen where the bartender isn't pretentious or annoying in some way or another, it's quite refreshing actually
@Prince_-vu4wu
@Prince_-vu4wu 4 жыл бұрын
Johnny Parsnips well when people know what they are talking about in one way or another they are gonna come off pretentious or annoying
@Achromasloth
@Achromasloth 3 жыл бұрын
@@Prince_-vu4wu That’s what an annoying and pretencious person would say
@Prince_-vu4wu
@Prince_-vu4wu 3 жыл бұрын
@@Achromasloth cool
@Ojthemighty
@Ojthemighty 3 жыл бұрын
I dont think we were watching the same video
@iWhacko
@iWhacko 5 жыл бұрын
When I was working as a bartender this would be my answer: "I know the owner" No you don't "yeah I do" No I AM the owner I don't know you.
@InItForTheParking
@InItForTheParking 5 жыл бұрын
That works fine if you are the owner. Works horribly if your boss's best friend from childhood stopped in to surprise them.
@iWhacko
@iWhacko 5 жыл бұрын
InItForTheParking true. But that friend wouldnt behave that way and ask for The owner by name whether he is in or not. Also. I was kind of the face of the pub. Even regulars thought i was the owner at Some point :p So the argument that they knew the owner wouldnt fly either way. Unless yes if they were a real old friend
@InItForTheParking
@InItForTheParking 5 жыл бұрын
@@iWhacko Be careful with it. My example was an exaggeration but I have seen owners fire bartenders for pretending to be the owner. Not sure how they found out the person was doing it but when they were confronted about it they owned up to it.
@michaelparham1328
@michaelparham1328 5 жыл бұрын
Never bartended, but my initial reaction if I were in this situation, and someone said "I'm friends with the owner" I'd fire back with in a totally friendly tone "Oh, you know Chad?" But that's not the owners name. Their reaction determines the rest of the interaction at that point.
@MrJakson112
@MrJakson112 5 жыл бұрын
I just make them call the owner
@tzisorey
@tzisorey 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else disappointed that Jason didn't finish the episode with 6 pairs of glasses hanging from various places on his head?
@Sylfa
@Sylfa 5 жыл бұрын
Sooo disappointed...
@Xanatos712
@Xanatos712 5 жыл бұрын
A new pair of glasses per lesson.
@MrJakson112
@MrJakson112 5 жыл бұрын
Bartender here. All of these are spot on, but he is missing some: - For gods sake, have your money or card ready! When we are busy, the last thing I wanna do, i stand there and wait for you to pay, so I can serve someone else, it is also really awkward for me. - Don't ask me if I can give you a better price. I don't own the bar, I didn't make the prices, and if I give you a discount, I might loose my job. - Do. not. yell. (or whistle) also for your sake, bartenders hate it, which means you will be served last. We see when people come up to the bar, so we know whose turn it is to be served.
@AlbertoDsign
@AlbertoDsign 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha today I just payed without the card. I mean, instead of giving them the card, i mechanically reached for the device and wrote the ping while they looked at me in awe. They would have looked in a bigger awe if it had worked. It took me a while to understand what was wrong. Good thing I'm friends with them.
@vladimir-savage72
@vladimir-savage72 3 жыл бұрын
That's why whenever I order my drink and any bartender charges me,I tell them to start a tab and keep it open,then when I want to leave. I pay for all the drinks I've had throughout the night without bothering anyone.
@JustinOwenthebeardedginger
@JustinOwenthebeardedginger 5 жыл бұрын
Brian is a legit bartender. And Jason in his douchebag outfit is just perfect
@NoonMountain
@NoonMountain 5 жыл бұрын
We need a Douche Jason side series.... The Modern Douche: "I'm a modern doooooooooouche!!!"
@bnerd1
@bnerd1 5 жыл бұрын
Just love the three sunglasses
@dak4465
@dak4465 5 жыл бұрын
Looks like the tables have become the hunted
@kirohaas3193
@kirohaas3193 5 жыл бұрын
*After listing off several Scotches, an Irish, and a Bourbon.* "Can I have your favourite 12 year old Scotch?" "Ah, yes sir!" *Brian immediately reaches for an Irish.*
@C_Mike
@C_Mike 5 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it!
@rosscarballo3162
@rosscarballo3162 5 жыл бұрын
I think Daniel may need to revoke Brian's somme status
@nephicus339
@nephicus339 5 жыл бұрын
So what you're really saying is that you believe Brian when he says he is a legitimate, professional bartender?
@vitotaylor36
@vitotaylor36 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like we need some sommy discipline here...
@mop4232
@mop4232 5 жыл бұрын
Back to the vault with you, brushwood
@thomasdenham1467
@thomasdenham1467 5 жыл бұрын
As a bartender in the UK this should be required watching when you turn 18 and can legally go to bars
@Kaiwala
@Kaiwala 4 жыл бұрын
Just turned 18, think I'm doing the right thing.
@AnymMusic
@AnymMusic 5 жыл бұрын
I know the owner! 'cute, cause I don't know you and I am the owner.'
@micahphilson
@micahphilson 5 жыл бұрын
11:50 Brian is the legitest of legitimate bartenders Sham has ever known.
@shittedpants3265
@shittedpants3265 5 жыл бұрын
Micah Philson M night Sham-alama the owner of the bar (i will leave)
@NeonFlame000
@NeonFlame000 5 жыл бұрын
I used to work at a dive bar, (had no actual mixed drinks, just beer on tap and bottled stuff). He went to turn the tap on, and it was absolutely hilarious 😂 you gotta let the air run through for a second before you start! It is pressurized... hahaha.
@thewhistlingdemigod6570
@thewhistlingdemigod6570 5 жыл бұрын
I honestly love how Brian doesn't know jack-ass about bartending, so he just polishes random bottles :D
@warped_rider
@warped_rider 5 жыл бұрын
Someone who is in charge of showing bar tenders how to pour a Guinness had a stroke at that exact moment.
@Ojthemighty
@Ojthemighty 3 жыл бұрын
What a sham
@darkinertia2
@darkinertia2 5 жыл бұрын
Wooo trevor! I love how the first epi he was in (from the outtakes) he was nervous as fuck, now hes a fan favorite and hes killing the appearances!
@firecross625
@firecross625 5 жыл бұрын
13:45 Underappreciated joke about the Cucumber Ocarina bit "Do you have a LINK where they can all find that?"
@jameshenderson4094
@jameshenderson4094 4 жыл бұрын
Oh wow I didn't hear that till you pointed it out! I was too busy cackling
@ninjacouch9351
@ninjacouch9351 4 жыл бұрын
I was disappointed they didnt golf clap at that joke and tip their imaginary hats.
@ZmbieTaco
@ZmbieTaco 5 жыл бұрын
Next time I'm in Austin I'm going to this lounge, finding Trevor and doing each of these things and leave him a $50 tip for providing great content.
@jameshenderson4094
@jameshenderson4094 4 жыл бұрын
Ask for sham
@Ruuuuubes
@Ruuuuubes 5 жыл бұрын
Can we please get a sound bite of " 'Cause I'm a Modern Choooooooch"
@sub2willne52
@sub2willne52 5 жыл бұрын
What is a chooch?
@BericD
@BericD 5 жыл бұрын
@@sub2willne52 A chooch is a person who acts like they know what they're doing when they really don't. Or a person who acts in a disrespectful, oafish, or idiotic manner. Basically a jackass. I believe Modern Rogue actually talked about being a chooch in their cigar episode back in the day.
@JaxMerrick
@JaxMerrick 5 жыл бұрын
@@BericD talked about it, and found out that they were.
@westjordan8686
@westjordan8686 5 жыл бұрын
I would love to have one myself
@generalgrievous6833
@generalgrievous6833 5 жыл бұрын
instant ringtone material
@SergioEduP
@SergioEduP 5 жыл бұрын
we all legit bar tenders now, thanks Brian
@MrKangaroo123
@MrKangaroo123 5 жыл бұрын
So what do bar tenders taste like? do they taste like chicken tenders? also, do they have their own southern flavour variant?
@slayanmmo402
@slayanmmo402 4 жыл бұрын
💀
@joshotter4919
@joshotter4919 3 жыл бұрын
The legitimate bartenders are the friends we made along the way
@nmcdwhatchaaaa
@nmcdwhatchaaaa 4 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time he says “I’m a legitimate bartender”
@kev3d
@kev3d 5 жыл бұрын
"Can I order some food here at the bar?" "Sure, but we are only serving GRILLLLED CHEEEEESE."
@vladimir-savage72
@vladimir-savage72 3 жыл бұрын
Dive bars : Are we a joke to you? Because those are the only bars that people wouldn't bat an eye if you ordered food,otherwise just get a beer and go to your nearest McDonald's if you're that hungry lol
@NonsensicalSpudz
@NonsensicalSpudz 5 жыл бұрын
how to pour a nice guiness 1. beep boop 2.boop beep 3. bar-tended CAUTION - BE A LEGIT BARTENDER AT A LEGAL ALCOHOLIC ESTABLISHMENT
@banishedair4518
@banishedair4518 5 жыл бұрын
The actual steps though: 1. Set the tap going 2. Have an engaging conversation for several minutes 3. Make sure you remember who ordered it. In Ireland they do tens of orders at a time, and probably because everyone orders Guinness anyway, they remember whose drink is whose and serve them in the precise order they were ordered so that no-one waits any longer than anyone else
@Jamwamee
@Jamwamee 5 жыл бұрын
@@banishedair4518 the bartender in Dublin forgot that I'd ordered one and it sat settling for like 5 minutes 🙃
@banishedair4518
@banishedair4518 5 жыл бұрын
@@Jamwamee Unless he specifically said he forgot, he probably didn't. Guinness is supposed to settle for an extremely long time, and the bartenders are both trained for and familiar with collecting orders for almost the entire bar at once in most establishments.
@Jamwamee
@Jamwamee 5 жыл бұрын
@@banishedair4518 I know how long Stouts take to settle dude
@davide887
@davide887 5 жыл бұрын
Bar stands for beer and alcohol room. Your welcome
@lyrebirdfurniture522
@lyrebirdfurniture522 5 жыл бұрын
I once was making a dash for the exit because things needed to come out of me violently, and while covering my mouth a weeee little bit spurted out and landed directly on the very white very expensive suit the bouncer was wearing. I only found this out when I came back inside, when he grabbed me by the arm and angrily informed me that i had indeed vomited on his suit. I reached into my pocket pulled out a 100 and handed it to him told him to get it dry cleaned on me and keep the change. A week later I came back to that bar, the same bouncer was working, he handed me a 100 and said the dry cleaner didnt charge him for it, and that he didnt feel right taking my money. Dont be a douche if you fuck up, pay for it.
@garlicgirl3149
@garlicgirl3149 5 жыл бұрын
WOW!
@jacobbenns6090
@jacobbenns6090 5 жыл бұрын
I used to work as a bouncer, if only more patrons were as well mannered as you...
@dillbill7152
@dillbill7152 5 жыл бұрын
Back in 2018 at an Irish pub I missed the toilet with my piss and and wiped it up with a hundred dollar bill. Actually it was a big puddle and it took about 6 or 7 hundred dollar bills to soak it up. There wasn't any toilet paper and I felt good knowing I did the right thing.
@ButterBasho
@ButterBasho 5 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@Lousidity
@Lousidity 5 жыл бұрын
Aw! He had a good conscience that he didn't keep your money.
@JR-gp2zk
@JR-gp2zk 5 жыл бұрын
The three sunglasses thing just cracks me up. I never understood why the sunglasses in the back of the neck became a thing.
@D0ubleSwipe
@D0ubleSwipe 5 жыл бұрын
Sham Berkleman is gonna be proud
@kelzbelz313
@kelzbelz313 5 жыл бұрын
Goooooo warriors!!
@huntercollins6463
@huntercollins6463 5 жыл бұрын
Don't drink and drive cuz you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
@JimmyEatDirt
@JimmyEatDirt 5 жыл бұрын
I just keep seeing you around
@dfw_motorrad1329
@dfw_motorrad1329 5 жыл бұрын
Don't drink and drive cuz you might hit a drink and spill your bump. Wait.
@orficaldari3524
@orficaldari3524 5 жыл бұрын
drunk driving goes down to 0 percent
@superhalocry3
@superhalocry3 5 жыл бұрын
Don’t drink and drive cuz you might hit somebody and spill your drink and nobody wants to spill their drink.
@georgewinchester6403
@georgewinchester6403 5 жыл бұрын
That's why you only drink at stoplights
@Gandalf-The-Green
@Gandalf-The-Green 5 жыл бұрын
The Cucumber Ocarina will be the name of the run-down tavern where you guys should begin the D&D episode. Come on, you owe that one to us.
@TheStrangerous
@TheStrangerous 5 жыл бұрын
That name really has to show up again somewhere.
@Gandalf-The-Green
@Gandalf-The-Green 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheStrangerous yes, and it could be: The Cucumber Ocarina Of Space And Time ;-)
@calebdaily1049
@calebdaily1049 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder who would be the DM
@kungfutyla
@kungfutyla 5 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why people are doubting his bar-tending skills, I mean he literally said he's a legitimate bar-tender. Even if he didn't, did you SEE how he twirled that cucumber?
@jonathonelvington9198
@jonathonelvington9198 4 жыл бұрын
"that's like paint thinner" i was dying😂
@stephenburley4581
@stephenburley4581 5 жыл бұрын
Can we change the title of this episode to "How to not be a dickbag in most situations, bar related or otherwise"?
@dustinsmith8341
@dustinsmith8341 5 жыл бұрын
Was thinking about cashiers at fast food places. lol
@wyattreed4024
@wyattreed4024 5 жыл бұрын
@@dustinsmith8341 I work in fast food, and I would honestly love if customers watched this video lol.
@CheeseTaterson
@CheeseTaterson 5 жыл бұрын
I work in retail, and agreed.
@coldpsyker1354
@coldpsyker1354 5 жыл бұрын
I would say Jason had too much fun with that character, but that stuff was hilarious lol
@pirojfmifhghek566
@pirojfmifhghek566 4 жыл бұрын
Friday night at 9 o clock: "Hey, can I get a round of Mojitos for my crew over there?" as he points to a table of 15 drunk ass jabronies throwing napkins and coasters at each other.
@roberts.8389
@roberts.8389 3 жыл бұрын
Sure that’s a $150 tab and will make the mojitos as basic and efficient as possible for them
@Rom0.5
@Rom0.5 3 жыл бұрын
The "know the owner" thing happened to me so much. "I know him too, he cuts my pay check" is such a good line that helped me so much. I also used the "what's his name already ?" thing, was good fun to see them struggling. Incredibly useful video for non bartenders too, thank you so much for that. By the way I found out that bartenders (me included ?) tend to make those mistakes a lot once they happen to be on the other side of the bar !
@oz_jones
@oz_jones Жыл бұрын
"Ya, he said to charge you double. He said you'd understand, mate"
@rroussel3
@rroussel3 5 жыл бұрын
“I know the owner too, he cuts my paychecks”
@jacklee9035
@jacklee9035 5 жыл бұрын
I love this, I ran a pub in England for a couple of years and all of this is spot on! Especially ‘knowing the owner’ I used to get it all the time! I had one terrible customer ring the owner past 11PM on his landline while his new born child was really quite ill! I almost begged the guy not to call him and gave him the chat about rules and policy but he rang the owner, he then handed me the phone with a huge grin and the voice on the end of the phone, the owner, just said ‘he’s barred’ it was gold the man kicked off but the customer was totally out of order. It all started because we had ran out of his favourite real ale and our replacement and suggested other beers were not good enough. Sorry that was long but this actually happened! Well done you Gentlemen Rogues! (Side not, his child got over the big, fit a healthy now!)
@Lucifer8732
@Lucifer8732 5 жыл бұрын
This year, The Modern Rogue has been my favorite channel on KZfaq! I've recommended you to almost all my friends and they love you guys too. Keep it up!
@TheStrangerous
@TheStrangerous 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks! Glad you're enjoying it.
@Avertehs
@Avertehs 5 жыл бұрын
Me, misreading the title as 'bear etiquette sins" : "Hell yeah my dudes, I don't wanna do bear crime."
@fellipecarvalho1479
@fellipecarvalho1479 5 жыл бұрын
That would be too much to bear.
@woahitsnick4965
@woahitsnick4965 5 жыл бұрын
Fellipe Carvalho this is a unbearable pun
@lkreyna2
@lkreyna2 5 жыл бұрын
"What legitimate beers do you have on draft, weirdo?" I'm fucking dead. lmao
@jek__
@jek__ 4 жыл бұрын
I love how effortlessly jason transitions from explicitly stating that a solo cup won't do, to explicitly stating for it to be in a solo cup lol
@KamakazeTaco
@KamakazeTaco 5 жыл бұрын
I love how for the first tip they go into a whole skit about how not to call the bartender. Then when it's time for the example for how to do it properly, the bartender says hi first.
@ItsTheSloanster
@ItsTheSloanster 5 жыл бұрын
Wow.......I'm a little bit shocked by how well Jason plays a d-bag. Good acting? Fantastic episode guys!!
@nephicus339
@nephicus339 5 жыл бұрын
Playing a d-bag is easy; think of what proper manners would be expected...do the opposite. Also, the world is full of them, so we have many many many many examples to choose from.
@jacobbenns6090
@jacobbenns6090 5 жыл бұрын
Acting?
@theunholysmirk
@theunholysmirk 5 жыл бұрын
acting? What acting?
@JeffDeLamater
@JeffDeLamater 5 жыл бұрын
This was one of the funniest episodes you guys have done. Be sure to tell Sham. He and I go way back.
@Rav162
@Rav162 5 жыл бұрын
PSA (sort-of) I want to put it out there that some people who ask about the gluten free options may be asking because of sensitive celiacs disease, and it is correct, the process of distilling inherently leaves behind gluten while making spirits - not every distiller uses isolated processing equipment with "gluten-free" in mine. I imagine even certain things added/used to achieve desired flavor profiles post distillation can contain gluten and those people will react to the drink. Flip side, I totally get it - highly sensitive celiacs people will generally be acutely aware of what they can and can not have already and may not even ask the question, they'll just know. Flip Flip side - There are brands of whiskey that are labeled "gluten free" and this typically means processed in a gluten free or gluten controlled environment. Pedanticism aside, I love the video, and thanks for always being entertaining and helpful at the same time.
@johnfrancis3203
@johnfrancis3203 5 жыл бұрын
That is important to know though.
@magustrigger9195
@magustrigger9195 5 жыл бұрын
If you have celiacs, you should know what you are able to drink, its no one else's job to cater to you. Its like being a vegan and ordering from a busy food truck but making your chease steak vegan.
@Foolio949
@Foolio949 5 жыл бұрын
Oaked Chardonnays also contain trace amounts of gluten from the barrels.
@karapurvis1260
@karapurvis1260 4 жыл бұрын
Came here to make this comment, someone with celiac disease can get very sick and gluten content in liquor is not typically labeled and there are grey areas. I would rather the bartender just say they don’t know if it is gluten free rather than falsely stating everything is gluten free. Then, a person with celiac disease can go with a safe choice or research the brand.
@CBWBS
@CBWBS 5 жыл бұрын
Great video! Always enjoy learning about other professions! A note about the gluten free point though, some people sensitive to gluten can have a reaction to grain based spirits (like some vodkas). It's especially annoying as not all brands list the ingredients.
@tarnvedra9952
@tarnvedra9952 4 жыл бұрын
There is no way for gluten to make it through the distillation process, unless something went horribly wrong with the particular batch. If you have reaction to grain based spirits in general, it must be something else because only things that vaporize at about same temperature as ethanol will make it through the distillation.
@loganrobertson1987
@loganrobertson1987 Жыл бұрын
@@tarnvedra9952 as someone with a gluten allergy. Some spirits especially whiskey use some flavorings with gluten products in them
@TheDobstopper
@TheDobstopper 5 жыл бұрын
"Can I get your favorite 12 year scotch?" "I'll tell you what's great is the redbreast, that's the Dalmore move that out of the way. I'm a legitimate bartender." Let me move this great 12 year scotch out of the way to get you an irish whisky, friend. lol
@MalcolmPowder
@MalcolmPowder 5 жыл бұрын
*whiskey
@gordonsalive9998
@gordonsalive9998 5 жыл бұрын
But a great Irish whiskey even better than green spot
@TheDobstopper
@TheDobstopper 5 жыл бұрын
@@MalcolmPowder Irish... *Whisky. Made in America? Whiskey. Made anywhere besides America or Canada? Whisky. Made in Canada? Either. Though, you don't have to take me seriously, I've only been to trade school for, and made a profession out of alcohol for the past 4 years.
@ShooterSF
@ShooterSF 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheDobstopper Ah Shane. It is whiskey when talking Irish. And you don't have to take me seriously but I'm a bartender in Ireland the past 15 years ;)
@TheFrencoShow
@TheFrencoShow 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheDobstopper Might want to ask for your money back from that trade school. The rule of thumb to remember is its "Whiskey" if there is an "e" in the name of the country, otherwise its "Whisky". Though obviously this isn't always correct, it's much better that presuming America is the only one who uses "whiskey".
@ModernRogueRus
@ModernRogueRus 5 жыл бұрын
You've been bartended!
@Helloitzkenny
@Helloitzkenny 4 жыл бұрын
Modern Rogue на русском не плоха)
@Helloitzkenny
@Helloitzkenny 4 жыл бұрын
Modern Rogue на русском не плоха)
@u6106l
@u6106l 5 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the unedited version of this comes out!
@cretin2025
@cretin2025 4 жыл бұрын
I love Brian’s robotic responses. It’s like: Human interaction complete computing response from host server “Trevor” response positive
@bob6784558
@bob6784558 5 жыл бұрын
I read that as, Bar Etiquette and How to Avoid Them.
@georgeboyes864
@georgeboyes864 5 жыл бұрын
So glad im not the only one who read it like that XD
@PDeRop
@PDeRop 5 жыл бұрын
3:08 does not address the issue Jason is having. Sometimes you do feel like you're being professionally ignored. Yes, Jason is overplaying it, but I've been in bars where it takes at least 20 minutes to just catch the eye of one the servers to take your order. They then often raise one finger to indicate : just a minute. It's why I insist on paying immediately when I get my drink.. I'm not gonna have to play THAT game again when I want to leave.
@professordd8731
@professordd8731 5 жыл бұрын
God i love you guys. When ever I'm not in a good mood all I have to do is watch your channel and I always end up smiling and laughing.
@sonorasgirl
@sonorasgirl 3 жыл бұрын
It’s 1/11/2021 and this is giving me light in a very dark week. Thanks boys
@Ruuuuubes
@Ruuuuubes 5 жыл бұрын
"God is a channel called the Modern Rogue"
@user-uq4gr5nl5o
@user-uq4gr5nl5o 5 жыл бұрын
That caught me off guard lol
@har-binger7645
@har-binger7645 5 жыл бұрын
And it’s wrath brings itself
@firefly5247
@firefly5247 5 жыл бұрын
Jason is weirdly good as an actor, and Brian is weirdly legitimate as a fake bartender. Boop beep boop.
@nicholasguerra2498
@nicholasguerra2498 5 жыл бұрын
You guys are honestly just a more personalized, rugged, and original take on GMMs style, and I love it
@firestalker11
@firestalker11 2 жыл бұрын
This is the first video I have seen on this channel and I am so sold. These dudes seem real cool and are hilarious.
@rocket7241
@rocket7241 5 жыл бұрын
Any video with Trevor is a masterpiece
@cainhiggins5142
@cainhiggins5142 5 жыл бұрын
Favorite 12 year old scotch and Brian picks out redbreast? Bartending must be stressful. Even for a whiskey sommelier. Love you, dude. 😉
@eyedocduncan
@eyedocduncan 5 жыл бұрын
OMG. That was the funniest episode yet. Brian killed it as a "legitimate bartender" I don't know how you all didn't bust out laughing
@caitlinruppert4960
@caitlinruppert4960 2 жыл бұрын
I’m a comic who’s going back into bartending after a decade and I’m watching these to refresh…these crack me up, glad I found a way to not get yelled at by old ladies (they get mad when you don’t remember recipes) aaaand laugh 💁‍♀️ thanks for the refresher.
@AskAScreenwriter
@AskAScreenwriter 5 жыл бұрын
I always enjoy The Modern Rogue, but this video was even more hilarious than most! Jason is in fine form here. FOUR pairs of sunglasses (At least those visible)? All he needs to complete the image is a couple more shirts with popped collars at the same time, too!
@mikeb4469
@mikeb4469 5 жыл бұрын
1) I agree with the others, we need "The Modern Chooch" to become the new tagline at the start of the show, and 2) you coulda made this video 25 years ago when I went to clubs... I'm certainly more educated and experienced in bar etiquette these days.
@brofights3138
@brofights3138 5 жыл бұрын
Every European 18 year old should have this down. So should every American who's 21. This should basically be taught to you by ur parents.
@annajull328
@annajull328 5 жыл бұрын
Holy cocktails, Brushwood! I’m currently drinking a Manhattan with an extra 1/2 oz of sweet vermouth as I watch this! Mead boy is psychic as!
@brandonkleppinger
@brandonkleppinger 5 жыл бұрын
you guys make some of the best and entertaining stuff on youtube
@ViviSectia
@ViviSectia 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure this applies to all of food service.
@Tri_monster
@Tri_monster 5 жыл бұрын
When Brian opened the tap by accident 😂😂😂
@TheEraihiryuu
@TheEraihiryuu 5 жыл бұрын
"Bro...bro...bro...." Great job, Jason. Had me and the wife in stitches. The Skillshare "ad" at the end was pretty damn good as well!
@TheStrangerous
@TheStrangerous 5 жыл бұрын
Erai Hiryuu Bro
@phosphor8416
@phosphor8416 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this great video. First time on the channel and immediately bursting in tears from laughing. The part with the double sunglasses got me most.
@MalcolmPowder
@MalcolmPowder 5 жыл бұрын
I know Trevor kind of mentioned it already, but expecting a 20% tip in Europe is beyond laughable. Employers tend to just pay people a wage that represents the skills or experience they have. Works for us.
@TheStrangerous
@TheStrangerous 5 жыл бұрын
I really wish it were that way here in the US.
@turnbull832
@turnbull832 5 жыл бұрын
In England if the change is anything less than a quid they can usually keep it but it usually just goes into the till or a charity box. Buying whoever is at the bar a drink is more likely than giving them a tip.
@aaroncooper4237
@aaroncooper4237 5 жыл бұрын
I know in Canada general custom is 15% (although if you’re a student maybe 10% cause school is a thing that costs a lot of money) so if I were to tip an American bartender 15% would they consider it an insult?
@That_Guy42
@That_Guy42 5 жыл бұрын
That's more than you tip for food!
@STFUmorons
@STFUmorons 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody gives a shit.
@eatalotmorebeef
@eatalotmorebeef 5 жыл бұрын
the nice man asked for a scotch and you gave him Irish whisky. chooch move
@willevans__
@willevans__ 5 жыл бұрын
*whiskey :)
@SidneyJupiter
@SidneyJupiter 5 жыл бұрын
This episode is probably is my favourite, entirely because of Jason throughout, and that metaphor at the end!
@benjaminkane498
@benjaminkane498 5 жыл бұрын
Loved this video. Keep up the great work.
@ZeldagigafanMatthew
@ZeldagigafanMatthew 4 жыл бұрын
[incessently saying "yo, bro"] Looks like someone is asking to be punched in the uterus.
@sethcarson5212
@sethcarson5212 5 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize the "I" for ("I"nitiating an order) isn't the beginning of some handy acronym but rather just the roman numeral for 1.
@rez9000
@rez9000 5 жыл бұрын
I'm going through every KZfaq vid by you guys. Nearly gone through them all and this one is my favourite so far! I love the way Schwood keeps losing his s***!
@ModernRogue
@ModernRogue 5 жыл бұрын
Glad you dig it!
@namename1315
@namename1315 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this 2 years later, after getting a bartending job, these HIT HARD
@agiammarco94
@agiammarco94 5 жыл бұрын
Ah ya me a Sham go way back, we used to be roommates back in college
@SuperDancingdevil
@SuperDancingdevil 5 жыл бұрын
As a now ex Barman here’s a little list of stuff that will not get you served or even served at all as here in the U.K. we can refuse service with no explanation, So here are a few of my pets hates and I guess many other Bar/Pub staff too. 1. Never click your fingers and expect to get served any time soon as Bar staff are NOT performing seals for your entertainment. 2. Never ever Whistle at Bar staff to get their attention they are not sheepdogs rounding up your mutant flock. 3. Never tap coins on the Bar for attention, Firstly it’s rude secondly it’s irritating and I have personally refused service to more than one would be Woody Woodpecker. 4. Shouting YO! at the top of your voice will probably get you ignored the pub is NOT a hood nor is it Compton in fact if you are British go to those places and try to order a drink there by shouting YO! at the Bar staff but don’t buy a return ticket as you won’t be needing it. 5. Never ask for a particular Beer then wait until it’s poured then change your mind and laugh this will get you no service and probably Barred from the pub too. 6. Never turn up at a Pub 5 minuets before it closes and expect to get served as Bar staff have had a long hard day with aching feet and the last thing they want is to serve you so forget it and don’t even try it as a mouthful of Anglo Saxon often offends. So there you have it my little list of stuff that I Personally hated and still do unfortunately I can’t Bar these types of people anymore , But I thought I’d pass on these little Gems from my own experiences.
@Shadow-Reaper
@Shadow-Reaper 5 жыл бұрын
Im newly subscribed. I think yall were reccomended to me because i subscribed to the king of random. Anyway... yall have become one of my favorite channels to watch. I cant tell you how many of your videos ive watched the past few days
@ModernRogue
@ModernRogue 5 жыл бұрын
Fantastic, man! Welcome aboard!
@nextgencowboy
@nextgencowboy 5 жыл бұрын
This may be my absolute favorite MR ever. Relatively common courtesy, but getting insight from Trever on the other side of the bar is always awesome. And the combo of Brian's total awkwardness and the four's chemistry had me cracking up from the start.
@joshwolters9047
@joshwolters9047 5 жыл бұрын
as a rl bartender, this is legit. i wish all my patrons would watch this video, because all this stuff happens regularly at the places i work. and when brian poured the beer on that bottle of tequila, i died.
@Skyfirex97x
@Skyfirex97x 5 жыл бұрын
11:50 Best Moment, skip to it and watch the video afterwards, trust me. Nice Video, Love your episodes and especially with Trevor
@johnfrancis3203
@johnfrancis3203 5 жыл бұрын
And then continue
@hatchjustin
@hatchjustin 5 жыл бұрын
I should have subscribed by now, but this video made it happen. Pure gold.
@HELLACRY
@HELLACRY 3 жыл бұрын
This acting from Jason is pure gold! HAHAHA I love it!! Brian laughs makes it even better.
@LostDemonic
@LostDemonic 5 жыл бұрын
Redbreast 12 a scotch? If Daniel hadn't picked it in the episodes you guys did about whisk(e)y. I might have forgiven you ;)
@FinBrennan
@FinBrennan 5 жыл бұрын
14:12 Rage & Feces is the name of my new punk rock band
@andyt2k
@andyt2k 5 жыл бұрын
Hey bar owners, put drinks menus on the table. If I sit down at a table with nothing on it, then I stand in a line, then get to the bar with a load of people waiting and you have a huge selection of drinks, then it's going to take me a while to figure out what I want and what you have. If you have a drinks list, have a copy on every table so people can sit down, take their jackets off, relax, take in the atmosphere, look over the list, decide what everyone wants, then once we get to the bar we can put in that specific order you want
@annajull328
@annajull328 5 жыл бұрын
Just watched this for the fifth time and it won’t be the last, it’s just such a well built and relaxing video it feels great!! Let’s get some Jason Vs. Rex action challenge bullheck happenin on!!
@KelleyBroussardMackaig
@KelleyBroussardMackaig 3 жыл бұрын
Question... My go to drink is called a "Grape Mind Eraser". As far as I understand, the essential ingredients that go into a grape mind eraser cocktail include : grape vodka, grape pucker and club soda. I've been to quite a few bars where I've tried ordering a grape mind eraser, and most of the bartenders end up looking at me crosseyed. When bartenders ask me how it's made, they usually don't have the necessary ingredients (especially the grape pucker ) that a grape mind eraser calls for. My question is, are these ingredients typically uncommon for a bar to have on hand? Also - is the grape mind eraser an uncommon cocktail that a lot of bars do not know of / make? Thanks for your time and help with this - it always baffles me!!
@Guysm1l3y
@Guysm1l3y 5 жыл бұрын
Rumplemints? God damn it Jason!
@mrjoesefus7697
@mrjoesefus7697 5 жыл бұрын
Love the content boys , keep up the good work 😂
@boringboredom
@boringboredom 4 жыл бұрын
i read the title as "baguette Sins and how to avoid them" and was extremely intrigued in what a baguette sin would be
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