Imagine being the PR dude from Jack's. Dude was chilling in a cubical a couple of months ago, now hes fired cause a pandemic fueled frozen pizza review channel has beef with him lmao

One completely unbiased review, everyone knows the rules.

It's 9/21/23 and to this day, it's still the best, most unbiased review ever.

I love how Dave doesn't let his biases affect anything.. Totally even-tempered and cool under pressure..

“I’m not going to let the terrorists win.” Lmao

When somebody says “no disrespect” someone is about to be disrespected.

How Dave’s coke dealer somehow managed to be considered an essential worker so he could get to his house is the real amazing part in all is this

I love how “once again no disrespect” is literally followed up with wildly disrespectful insults the entire video 😂😂😂

Dave saying, “No offense” is just like when he says, “One bite...”

I wouldn't mind another pandemic if it meant Dave did frozen pizza reviews and unboxings everyday again.

I love Jacks as far as frozen pizza goes. I've never noticed the floppiness when I've had it. It seriously looks like Dave cooked it on 250 for 3 hours. I throw that thing in on like 415 and it gets crispy

How many people come back to this video just to laugh

"I'll never financially recover from this." - Jack's

Today is 7/16/2024 and as of today, this is still the most unbiased, top-quality fair review ever done.

There is a 100% chance that the person who wrote that Instagram reply saw this video... and I love knowing that.

“I didn’t even care that they didn’t send me a pizza” he says after 9 minutes of absolutely ripping them to shreds

It’s actually not a bad frozen pizza, but that doesn’t change the fact that the guy running Jack’s Instagram page got put in a body bag.

When I was poor I used to eat a ton of Jack's pizza and never had it flop before. It does taste pretty bomb

Even though it's 2023 I still come back to this video when I need a good laugh 😂😂😂

I absolutely love how Dave is so unbiased

"actually tastes pretty good" "it's not that bad" "I don't hold no grudges".... 0.08 😂

This was the highlight of Covid😂. I was loving the box openings that Dave was doing during quarantine.

Three years later and the “lick dimp” and then the way he looks at the camera gets me everytime 😂😂😂😂😂

Dave: “I don’t hold any grudges” Also Dave: “For the visual at home, let’s pretend this is Jack’s heart”

The fact he keeps saying “no disrespect” after flaming this dude 😂😂

As funny and as great as this review is; I believe he actually helped Jacks pizza out. The key to Jack’s pizza is crank your oven up to like 500 550 throw it on the rack. It will never be floppy and it will be amazing. The really good pizza.

It must have taken a lot of character for Dave to put aside his differences with Jack's and give them a fair shot. That's a pro.

I see Jack's in the stores and laugh, to this day.

one bite, everyone knows Jacks cut to the front of the line.

Can’t believe it’s been 4 years…

I nominate this to be included in the 100 greatest videos on youtube.

With every quarantine episode we are seeing Dave lose his shit more and more. He's gonna be like Howard Hughes when this is all done.

Dave’s coke dealer is making bank everyone knows the rules

These reviews as well as the unboxings made quarantine something i looked forward to on the daily!! I do also have to mention that over all of the frozen pizza reviews JAX is the pie that got the most air time on you channel. This is one of the best frozen pies on the market. The key is to pre-heat your oven for about 30 min before cooking! Also, just buy the cheese and add your own toppings before throwing in the oven. This is some “cracker crust” pizza.

Dave was a light during the one of the darkest times in human history, God bless him and this epic pizza review.

"I'm not going to let the terrorists win" "I'm going to fight" "So I decided to do frozen pizza reviews". What a hero.

“Look at the flop!” everybody knows Dave didn’t preheat the oven.

Still watching in 2023. As bad as the quarantine was, this brings back memories and not necessarily bad ones.

I seriously enjoy this banter, I certainly like that someone of your caliber chooses to review pizzas as a secondary job! Kept me laughing all the way through.

One lawsuit by Jacks Pizza, everyone knows the rules EDIT: holy fuck that score might make this joke a reality LOL

The Jacks PR person is a genius! He's been talking about them more than anyone!

3 years and it's never getting old. :)

Still here in 2024. I watch this every 3 months

I like that his biggest criticism is on the flop which is like 98% the fault of the person cooking it.

"that is a WEAK, LICK, DIMP!!" ~El Presidente

Came here to watch Jack’s get their asses completely obliterated everyone knows the rules

Just completely unbiased. Just cooked it perfectly and definitely not too short or has a too cold of an oven.

Everytime i feel down i come back here to my favorite review

One floppy pizza, everyone knows Dave didn’t preheat the oven

One imaginary feud with a pizza company, everyone knows the rules

The email explaining not giving you a pizza is freaking hilarious😂😂

When he started criticizing the pizza for not being able to taste "the will to give people hope" I lost it man. That is the funniest thing I've EVER heard someone critique a piece of pizza for.

One ten minute rant, everyone knows Dave “couldn’t care less”

Prez: calls out Jack's guy of what he's gonna die of. Also Prez: no disrespect.

Glass half empty: never forget what Covid took from us Glass half full: never forget what Covid gave us… frozen pizza reviews from Dave.

"And when i say oven, i mean freezer..."

One bite, everyone knows Dave is gonna accidentally castrate himself with the new pizza cutter.

I feel like this is the first pizza he didn’t overcook by 10 minutes. 🤔

This video needs to be inserted in the National Archives file on the Pandemic so its available to historians when they are researching the pandemic in 100 years.

I’m from near Medford Wisconsin (where frozen pizza was invented). Mr Pep who started tombstone. At the factory they said jacks (made in same factory) is the tombstone that falls on the floor and is made cheap. But I always liked it better. My grandpa was approached to be one of the initial investors in frozen pizza. They were first at bars (frozen food is actually a fairly recent thing). He was at that bar and asked for an investment of $500. He told them how stupid he thought they were. Every initial investor cashed out 15 million on that $500. Thanks gramps. Pep the original guy sold to tombstone. As soon as he was legally allowed he started peps pizza. It’s the original recipe. Beat frozen pizza there is!

8:56 " i didnt care that they didnt send me a pizza" *goes on a 10 minute tangent of how much he hates jacks for not sending him a pizza"

Imagine being his neighbor having to listen to all the coke rage.

You provided a ton of entertainment for folks during the pandemic and Jacks should have sent you a case.

Legend has it Jack's hasn't recovered from this.... 🤣

One high score, everyone knows Pres doesn't hold grudges

One fired social media director, everyone knows the rules

some nights i just eat the entire jacks pizza

With the exception of Ellio's, the bottom 5 pizzas are all made by the same company, Nestle Pizza Division.

One Jack's employee getting fired, everyone knows the rules

one bite, everyone knows Jack's is living in Dave's head rent free.

One of the top 5 most unbiased reviews of all time.

Jacks Pizza started in the basement of the house I live in today. 100% true story.

Jacks social media dude deserves a raise. He single handedly has gotten the product name mentioned on every subsequent video, didn’t have to use any resources to get the product to Dave (someone else bought it and sent it, they’ve already made their money off of this), and Dave’s even pronouncing their name right. Also they get a ridiculous store after like two weeks of Davey Daytrader throwing a tantrum about not being given a $2 pizza for free. Legend.

someone woke up on the wrong side of Frankie’s bed..

Man I wish I watched these years ago while we were all bogged down at home wallowing in misery. Super funny and entertaining.

January 17th 2024 and still an iconic review

Jack is living in Dave’s head *rent free*

I don't know why his is so floppy like that... mine never turns out that way. Jacks is very good for the money. It is a $3 dinner, and it is good. .08 is a ridiculously dumb score.

I've tried jacks frozen pizza and it was just very underwhelming to me like it didn't seem to have any kind of flavor. I have one still sitting in my freezer thought i give it another try but my taste buds just won't allow it

I've watched this a few times over the months because it's hilarious. Watching a mad man rip into a frozen pizza is what America is about.

One coke head going on an absolute tirade for 5 minutes because a company won’t send him a free frozen pizza. Everyone knows the rules.

Good to see no one was injured during the filming of this review

I love how he's judging on being floppy but he's the one who baked it hahaha

“I got glitter everywhere” Glitter means coke, everyone knows the rules

Dave thinks he's messing with Jack's, but Jack's is so deep in Dave's head that he doesn't even realize it. Jack's is getting so much free promotion, and I bet a ton of people are buying Jack's to actually see if its any good or not. Jack's knew this would happen all along. Jacks: 1 Dave: 0

You are a true American Hero Dave. When others stay home with nothing. You eat pizza- Outstanding!!!

"No disrespect" continues to disrespect them for the entire video 😂

One “non-grudge” against jacks everybody knows he didn’t cook the pizza correctly on purpose and spent 75% of the video ranting about it

One cocaine rant,everyone knows the rules.

This was at the height of covid madness!!! Dave had the madness bad!!! I love it!!!😂😂😂

I love jacks and it’s never floppy you have to cook it in the oven middle to top rack with nothing under it

Dave saying “no offense “ is like Southern People sayin “He is a special, special man “Bless His Heart” lol

Immediate click. It’s judgment day.

The PR guy for Jacks definitely got fired LOL

I remember sitting in my house during the pandemic and watching Dave, the GOAT himself, crank these videos out almost every day. Of course, his score for Home Run Inn pizza was bogus.

"It doesn't have bad taste to be honest" "It's actually not that bad" "I am nothing else if not the most honest pizza reviewer of all time, I don't let outside factors influence me" _Gives Jack's a .08_ 😂

"A weak lick dimp!" - El Pres 2020

Jesus Christ this is the best pizza review in existence. No question.

"It didn't bother me they didn't send it, I couldn't care less." Press X to doubt

“And when I say oven, I mean freezer”