Barstool Pizza Review - Lou Malnati's (Chicago)

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One Bite Pizza Reviews

One Bite Pizza Reviews

5 жыл бұрын

Dave hits another iconic Chicago deep-dish joint in Lou Malnatis. A passerby grabs a slice and goes completely against the rules.
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@jh1328
@jh1328 4 жыл бұрын
One basketball jersey in a Woman’s Medium, everyone knows the rules.
@unnamed2000
@unnamed2000 4 жыл бұрын
Ahahahhahahahah
@fagbag9553
@fagbag9553 4 жыл бұрын
@@unnamed2000 joe BAHAMA MAMA bahahahaha
@Bostonroad1992
@Bostonroad1992 4 жыл бұрын
Haha hahhahaha 100
@dh-uo4lt
@dh-uo4lt 4 жыл бұрын
I do get it please explain!
@bryguy9231
@bryguy9231 4 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@truthteller4442
@truthteller4442 5 жыл бұрын
One homeless guy, everyone knows the Chicago rules.
@gregreeb4729
@gregreeb4729 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahhahhhaahaahahaah dam man that was 90% of my experience in downtown Chicago
@jeffmeyers9128
@jeffmeyers9128 5 жыл бұрын
@#TEAM TRUMP Nah in Chiraq the bums downtown are just that; bums. A lot of scammers too. Gotta have street smarts there as a tourist.
@steveorino3073
@steveorino3073 5 жыл бұрын
From someone that’s lived 30 mins south of the city my whole life it’s not as dangerous as it seems other than a few areas that nobody even goes.
@devindaniels710
@devindaniels710 5 жыл бұрын
Not nearly as many as NYC from my experience
@RosinGoblin
@RosinGoblin 5 жыл бұрын
@#TEAM TRUMP where you live steger?
@burnbluefox
@burnbluefox Жыл бұрын
This guy is a warrior. Gives his food to the homeless, they leak their drippings all over his fresh slices, he powers through the pain of boiling hot sauce, passer by people shout and interrupt, a young sage comes and interrupts too but refuses the offering.
@GFkilla17
@GFkilla17 8 ай бұрын
@@jon8004 patterns
@phantom2k858
@phantom2k858 8 ай бұрын
​@@jon8004he is black , I'm not a racist 😂
@dustinjd
@dustinjd 8 ай бұрын
@@jon8004 It's likely a joke. He's putting out crazy homeless guy vibes, don't make this any more than it is.
@garrettchapman8170
@garrettchapman8170 2 ай бұрын
Bro i was like.. If the dam president of pizza offers you a dam slice.. You take it and fucking inhale it.... What a loser.😂
@damitzdesign
@damitzdesign 18 күн бұрын
He’s either homeless or a Flavor Flav impersonator ⏰
@peterparker9214
@peterparker9214 Жыл бұрын
My grandfather is the most stereotypical Italian man you’ll ever meet. He’s from Italy, moved to Chicago back in the 50s and opened up a successful suit shop. He’s got the most ridiculous Italian accent that my dad always mimicked and it was hysterical…he would take us to Lou Malnatis every damn time we went to his house, it was hands down his favorite place to grab a slice. Those trips are what made me into the pizza lover I am today. Good pizza, good times.
@galbow6770
@galbow6770 4 жыл бұрын
In under 7 minutes, this video gives you the entire Chicago cultural experience.
@alhenro
@alhenro 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@90whatever
@90whatever 2 жыл бұрын
So true...I have such a love-hate thing with Chicago being from the Green Bay area and having relatives there. Love visiting but holy shit some aspects of Chicago get on my nerves when down there for more than a few days at a time.
@microspect
@microspect 2 жыл бұрын
except being shot
@whoub4neway
@whoub4neway 2 жыл бұрын
Cultural experience New York - Whatever,..We are what it is beotch,..I got your culture right here,..ask the media,..hell yes,..and ask your mother too Chicago - Go F yourself,.don't judge,..lest you be judged,..have you tried the Italian beef yet dumb ass? Mean streets!!Good eats!! Detroit -Dark,..cold,..dirty,..soooo sad,...pop pop,..another one bites the dust,..no reason no rhyme,.just a matter of time,..no hope Like a snake who eats it's own tail these cities are failing,..All democratic strongholds for decades,..and you let them fuck you in your ass for so many years,..I think you like it,...cancel me if you want but you know I'm right,..hike that ass up girl and grind it,..twerk it for Claus beotch!!! I'm just some Detroit Whigger from straight out the trailer,..I've seen all that,..I've been all that,..I changed,..now what are you gonna' do? See you at the voting booth,..wonder who you will vote for? I know!!! TWERK TWERK OOOO YEAH,..DOOO MEEE BABY!!!!! NWO all the way!
@presouz5
@presouz5 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@trainofaaron
@trainofaaron 4 жыл бұрын
Homeless guy knew when his time was done not like chad over there.
@yani2499
@yani2499 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@abz5485
@abz5485 2 жыл бұрын
Yup
@3SevenStangVids
@3SevenStangVids Жыл бұрын
um hes not homeless... did you assume that for some reason ?
@tear728
@tear728 Жыл бұрын
Chad was a nice guy
@Motoko1134
@Motoko1134 Жыл бұрын
@@3SevenStangVids hes a crackhead, definitely homeless
@terrapingee
@terrapingee Жыл бұрын
Guy just sticks his paw in and grabs a slice, lol, and Portnoy rolls with it. Davey-boy, you’re a good man
@diogitalk
@diogitalk 2 жыл бұрын
This was the best and most chaotic pizza review I have ever seen.
@tonyblack3401
@tonyblack3401 Жыл бұрын
Checkout Joe and Pats. 🤣
@diogitalk
@diogitalk Жыл бұрын
@@tonyblack3401 holy shit, you weren't kidding lmao
@tonyblack3401
@tonyblack3401 Жыл бұрын
@@diogitalk totally off the wall! 🤣
@brosciencegutfeelings7058
@brosciencegutfeelings7058 9 ай бұрын
I was gonna say, you obviously haven’t seen Joe and pats review..
@willoverdoseonmusic
@willoverdoseonmusic 9 ай бұрын
@@tonyblack3401 oh man
@cpy
@cpy 5 жыл бұрын
That dude walking off with the pizza was hilarious. Ok man, 1-10 ......and he's gone
@jbouchard1780
@jbouchard1780 4 жыл бұрын
im literally dying. I'm surprised there arent more comments on it lol. just looks at camera man "is he gone?"
@WarriorGrind
@WarriorGrind 3 жыл бұрын
That's not hilarious at all. Dude's a bum.
@Sebas-lj1gt
@Sebas-lj1gt 3 жыл бұрын
@@WarriorGrind it was pretty damn hilarious, you fucking tool.
@MrFutballFanatic
@MrFutballFanatic 3 жыл бұрын
Is he just gone?
@MIKExVICKx7
@MIKExVICKx7 3 жыл бұрын
@@WarriorGrind exactly hes crazy
@brandoniwabo2558
@brandoniwabo2558 5 жыл бұрын
The black dude is some kind of shaman, he turned that pizza crust into a bird. 6:13
@mikesmetal
@mikesmetal 5 жыл бұрын
omg my sides hahaha
@MeLikeGuns
@MeLikeGuns 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this video is cursed.
@michaelst.pierre9449
@michaelst.pierre9449 5 жыл бұрын
Seriously, wtf was that? I thought he threw a piece of crust up in the air, but it never came back down 😂🤷🏻‍♂️
@the77don
@the77don 5 жыл бұрын
Hate to be that guy, but it was the animation for the homeless guys score to come in lol. The thrown crust was actually the rating animation.
@brandoniwabo2558
@brandoniwabo2558 5 жыл бұрын
it's clearly a bird you kill joy, no one actually thought the guy was a shaman summoning wild animals from the palm of his hand. You think they guy editing this made an animation for the score in the shape of a flapping bird, edited bird wing sounds then put a reflection of a bird taking off on the side of the car?
@nicholascoin9327
@nicholascoin9327 8 ай бұрын
" you gotta score it 1-10 that's what I do" "and he's gone"..😂😂🤣
@RubyG5923
@RubyG5923 Жыл бұрын
The fact this dude lets random homeless people put there hands all over his pizza and he doesnt even care blows my mind.
@phamgiaanhhoang9767
@phamgiaanhhoang9767 Жыл бұрын
and proceed to eat the slice right next to it🤢
@masturbates
@masturbates Жыл бұрын
Dave loves to blow.. your mind, my shaft
@MeloneKidd
@MeloneKidd Жыл бұрын
That's all I could think about
@Mattdoggydogg9909
@Mattdoggydogg9909 Жыл бұрын
Caught him off guard. I probably would of gave the guy some pizza too but got the slice of pizza I ate from a different part. Also would of gave something to clean his hands with before he grabs a slice.
@DogMeatDelicious
@DogMeatDelicious Жыл бұрын
Idk man since the pandemic bullshit people been way too 'clean'. You touch doors, phones, money etc etc. How does a homeless guy touching food you're not even eating make it gross?
@dankdaddy6503
@dankdaddy6503 4 жыл бұрын
For being a pizza guy, he sure does get bodied by the boxes frequently
@EverDayBest
@EverDayBest 4 жыл бұрын
Can't you tell his toughguy vibe is fake?
@bradleyhommerson6541
@bradleyhommerson6541 2 жыл бұрын
Its bc he's actually quite dumb tbh
@seancameron2370
@seancameron2370 2 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t know how to open a pizza box 🥴 what a moron
@gat2asp919
@gat2asp919 2 жыл бұрын
Because they do one slice in NY
@benjaminkemper5876
@benjaminkemper5876 2 жыл бұрын
Tf is he doing with that box lmao, that's too much
@squatchlandadventures7654
@squatchlandadventures7654 4 жыл бұрын
You had a whole other hemisphere of pizza to grab from. You grabbed the neighbor slice to god knows what was on homeboys dirty hands.
@stevenrinestuff4544
@stevenrinestuff4544 4 жыл бұрын
Squatchland Adventures some people just don’t care
@aman888
@aman888 4 жыл бұрын
this comment even more relevant in 2020
@gman2506
@gman2506 4 жыл бұрын
@Alex Man yeah
@jakemahoney5527
@jakemahoney5527 4 жыл бұрын
I just spent the last 10 min laughing at this comment
@gman2506
@gman2506 4 жыл бұрын
@Jake Mahoney Same
@pillipsim3920
@pillipsim3920 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I really like the interaction this guy has with random people, and how he treats them well
@DC-op7wu
@DC-op7wu Жыл бұрын
I've never seen someone so good to fans as Dave is. Everyone knows the rules.
@SatanEatsJesus
@SatanEatsJesus 4 жыл бұрын
"is he just gone?" Welcome to Chicago, homie 🤣
@Mhats
@Mhats 3 жыл бұрын
this dude is so chill, other youtubers would reject them and say they're making a video and edit it out.
@skulltagfilms
@skulltagfilms 2 жыл бұрын
You got me with that profile pic sheeesh
@mesyoup.3zy
@mesyoup.3zy 2 жыл бұрын
He’s not a youtuber
@user-fw9ku6gy9d
@user-fw9ku6gy9d 2 жыл бұрын
Its bc dave likes the attention
@quichrlyn
@quichrlyn Жыл бұрын
have you had this experience or no? if not why do you say that
@TheTailors1
@TheTailors1 Жыл бұрын
Just tried to wipe a stray eyelash off my screen.
@TheCountBlackula1978
@TheCountBlackula1978 Жыл бұрын
I use to work for them. They will scoure the earth to get the best fresh ingredients. They will even ship water from Chicago to Phoenix for the pizza dough. For me if you like deep dish pizza, this is the best.
@ChanceWilkinsTwin
@ChanceWilkinsTwin 4 ай бұрын
Do you mean from Phoenix to Chicago? Cause he's in Chicago
@paulevans6066
@paulevans6066 2 жыл бұрын
I’m from Chicago and not even a big deep dish guy but a Lou’s deep dish with spinach, pepperoni, and garlic with the buttercrust is literally crack
@thepalatrpro
@thepalatrpro 9 ай бұрын
Agreed!
@user-Vegas1
@user-Vegas1 8 ай бұрын
MALANATIS??
@jakenight5147
@jakenight5147 8 ай бұрын
literally?
@nevinkuser9892
@nevinkuser9892 8 ай бұрын
Where is Lou's?
@user-qo1gk2kj3e
@user-qo1gk2kj3e 8 ай бұрын
Like ass crack?
@CFproductionsTV
@CFproductionsTV 3 жыл бұрын
“I thought midwesterners were supposed to be nice” he said, May, and gratitude.. never seen a more polite person lol
@rickk315
@rickk315 3 жыл бұрын
Being from the Midwest, the chicago area to be exact, and can tell you that's a myth. Mostly perpetuated by people who have never been there.
@HSRAVENS
@HSRAVENS 3 жыл бұрын
@@rickk315 Well I'm from St. Louis and people here are really nice so 🤷‍♂️
@qasimhassan7581
@qasimhassan7581 2 жыл бұрын
He only acted kind so he could get on the man's good side and then take the pizza.
@Totalballa41
@Totalballa41 2 жыл бұрын
everywhere but the cities are nice
@FecalMatador
@FecalMatador 2 жыл бұрын
@@Totalballa41 same thing down here in the south. Southern hospitality is damn near dead in the cities
@bresidentpoejiden8253
@bresidentpoejiden8253 3 жыл бұрын
"Portnoy: "Alright 1-10 what do you give it" Homeless guy: 👍👍
@billygarner7362
@billygarner7362 22 күн бұрын
Siskel and Ebert fan
@bridgetdraper5146
@bridgetdraper5146 2 жыл бұрын
As a native of Chicago i would like to thank you for giving that man a slice of your pizza. Thank you for your kindness to a stranger! I am very sad just walked off without thanking you for your kindness to a stranger.
@jondoe4664
@jondoe4664 Ай бұрын
He did thank him. He said "gratitude" and tried to fist bump Dave. It was just kind of lost in the conversation because Dave kept talking.
@Wowreally42
@Wowreally42 2 жыл бұрын
"and he's gone" made me laugh so hard everyone in my entire building heard it!
@gordonshumway7465
@gordonshumway7465 Жыл бұрын
Cool story, bro.
@MattFoleysGhost
@MattFoleysGhost 5 жыл бұрын
Bro. You're IN a Barstool Review. You don't need a selfie.
@80teg
@80teg 5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing.
@riproar11
@riproar11 4 жыл бұрын
AND he denied the slice offered to him. You don't do that to Barstool Review. If I already was full from lunch I would have wrapped it with the Saran wrap and taken it for later.
@osvaldogil4020
@osvaldogil4020 4 жыл бұрын
riproar11 man fuck being full from lunch, if you’re gonna take a slice you better eat it and score it
@mikeallison3537
@mikeallison3537 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think he really knew what was happening or just felt awkward if front of the camera
@gmartinez9045
@gmartinez9045 4 жыл бұрын
That dude was annoying
@Sweet_Spot_Breaks
@Sweet_Spot_Breaks 3 жыл бұрын
6:13 did that guy raise his hand and a pigeon flew out of it? Pizza wizard!
@omieg89
@omieg89 3 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂
@moltenaura5418
@moltenaura5418 2 жыл бұрын
I like that it's completely different from what he's used to and he still gave it a fair score.
@10onpump5
@10onpump5 2 жыл бұрын
Born and raised in the northwest burbs of Chicago. Lou Malnati’s is god tier pizza. Moved to New England and have told every living person I have met out there about it’s greatness. Obviously they think I’m clinically insane when I try and describe the sauce/crust to them, but I don’t care. If I end up on death row, my final meal will be a butter crust cheese pizza from them, deep dish of course.
@zach3955
@zach3955 Жыл бұрын
I’m from california and used to go here when I’d visit family. It’s equally iconic to me. Its just that good.
@matthewmercer2477
@matthewmercer2477 Жыл бұрын
@@zach3955 Any pizza from anywhere is prob better than Ca pizza. A freakn chesse stick on a brick over carboard w all sauce and no cheese.
@oxanalangley9131
@oxanalangley9131 Жыл бұрын
Had Lous and Gino's frozen. Lous is better. But I doubt the frozen does the fresh in person justice. I've made my own Butter crust deep dish and love it tremendously. And I am from New England. I may order Lous dough. Where u at in New England
@saitodosan9377
@saitodosan9377 9 ай бұрын
Meanwhile I'm trying to move out of New England and to Chicago so I can experience the greatness that is deep dish pizza more often haha
@GoldenMean743
@GoldenMean743 5 ай бұрын
@@chuckbuskee I like Lou's, but whenever I go home, I have to have Giordanos.
@wetfart1387able
@wetfart1387able 5 жыл бұрын
"Lou Mal-A-Natis" Way to add the extra syllable Dave!
@bensonnick169
@bensonnick169 4 жыл бұрын
"Trash Caleb" is one of the most AWKWARD human beings ever 😂😂
@mro234
@mro234 2 жыл бұрын
he's chill
@OGS2099
@OGS2099 2 жыл бұрын
Not really, he was cool af actually.
@GarC170
@GarC170 7 ай бұрын
One of my favorite reviews hands down. Even beyond all the craziness front and center the amount of RBF in the background is legendary.
@alexloaiza1834
@alexloaiza1834 3 жыл бұрын
You gone have to talk to people in Chicago whether you want to or not 😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️
@saskscott26
@saskscott26 5 жыл бұрын
Where are we Frankie? Everyone knows the rules. Theres no pizza in the box just crust! No one knows the rules about that. Do you have a slice of cheese in your pocket? Maybe a kraft single?
@greenisnotnick
@greenisnotnick 5 жыл бұрын
saskscottlucky yes
@chribrandt
@chribrandt 5 жыл бұрын
That was quick, dude!!
@osmoticmonk
@osmoticmonk 5 жыл бұрын
frankie you know I never give perfect tens, but you were always a perfect 10...in my heart.
@applelynch6980
@applelynch6980 5 жыл бұрын
Lol Gus
@greekfire995
@greekfire995 5 жыл бұрын
Wait Frankie I got my phone still here! I'll call back at the office. I'm not getting through. Dammit one bar everybody knows the rules.
@number51oco
@number51oco 5 жыл бұрын
Eats pizza for a living, doesn't know how to open a pizza box. Malanatis LOL
@sundaynightdrunk
@sundaynightdrunk 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, those Chicago pizza boxes are different than in NYC, or most of the midwest. The tabs at the front are what messes people up. A NY pizza box just opens up, suitcase style.
@JG-id5vi
@JG-id5vi 4 жыл бұрын
Ive never seen a pizza box like that in my life untill I saw these videos.
@NickPags-iz9rc
@NickPags-iz9rc 4 жыл бұрын
boston ma same also from Boston lol
@BaniC17
@BaniC17 4 жыл бұрын
Malnatis*
@LumpyAdams
@LumpyAdams 4 жыл бұрын
This idiot is a man child. Eats fucking cheese pizza and thinks he has a great palate lol
@nolimit9846
@nolimit9846 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for being kind to that person who asked for a slice 😂
@disenchanter
@disenchanter 2 жыл бұрын
Lou Malnati's - sounds eerily like "Illuminati's "
@AntiBOtix
@AntiBOtix 2 жыл бұрын
That’s the All Seeing Pie
@ThisIsMyLyric
@ThisIsMyLyric 5 жыл бұрын
It is PHENOMENAL how he hasn't figured out how to properly open a god damn pizza box in Chicago.
@jakewastaken
@jakewastaken 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously though. Just pop the tabs, lol.
@stevevenn1
@stevevenn1 3 жыл бұрын
Whoosh
@scotts1356
@scotts1356 2 жыл бұрын
It IS mind boggling.
@georgianbroadcaster4700
@georgianbroadcaster4700 Жыл бұрын
But he has figured out how to make 400 mils and you have not :)
@Mehwhatevr
@Mehwhatevr Жыл бұрын
@@georgianbroadcaster4700 I think one of those is harder than the other 😂.
@diaryofasummer
@diaryofasummer 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao the guy that asked for a slice was a CLASSIC CHICAGO BUM. love this city!
@nunu3211
@nunu3211 3 жыл бұрын
racist piece of trash
@diaryofasummer
@diaryofasummer 3 жыл бұрын
@@nunu3211 I’m from 73rd and Ada fam, not only am I not racists but you must be a classic Chicago Bum as to why you got all bent out of shape about that hahahahahah get yo bum ass outta here bihhhhhhhh
@paulgosu2773
@paulgosu2773 3 жыл бұрын
@@nunu3211 he isn’t wrong though. Nothing about race
@diaryofasummer
@diaryofasummer 3 жыл бұрын
@@paulgosu2773 THANK YOU!!!! Nothing at all to do with race, there are classic Chicago bums in all colors hahaha. Bill Bradley is a small minded, non humorous, BUM!!!!! Haha BUM BRADLEY!!!
@TruthTellerTV
@TruthTellerTV 3 жыл бұрын
@@diaryofasummer lmao
@baruchbenyaakov
@baruchbenyaakov 9 ай бұрын
Headed to Chicago next Friday to see my family. It must be fate that I stumbled across this old video. I’ll tell Lou that Dave Portnoy sent me👍
@markspear1891
@markspear1891 Жыл бұрын
Get the man a paper plate. 😀
@methus57
@methus57 Жыл бұрын
hell with that - let him get his own paper plate
@professionalcommenter5
@professionalcommenter5 5 жыл бұрын
3:07 - two asian girls take one look at el pres and says - yea lets go the other way
@cba000abc000
@cba000abc000 5 жыл бұрын
Brian Pathetic pink incel human slug. Back to your basement & chiken tendies.
@SkullK3y
@SkullK3y 5 жыл бұрын
@@cba000abc000 Yikes. Projecting much? He just made a simple humorous comment.
@elisemueller9967
@elisemueller9967 5 жыл бұрын
What a weird thing to say
@professionalcommenter5
@professionalcommenter5 5 жыл бұрын
Elise miller what’s weird?
@jalalkphilosophy
@jalalkphilosophy 4 жыл бұрын
@@SkullK3y Gdertcnjiireahj is a white knight mangina simp
@LaceLoop
@LaceLoop 4 жыл бұрын
Every single one of these is aggressively entertaining
@hollopurple
@hollopurple 7 ай бұрын
Siskel and Ebert gave this pizza two thumbs up 👍
@james8156
@james8156 2 жыл бұрын
Dave is a genuine guy👍🏻
@nickbraunschneider5755
@nickbraunschneider5755 5 жыл бұрын
Classic move by token homeless dude
@dLimboStick
@dLimboStick 5 жыл бұрын
Couldn't have been scripted better. Homeless dude nailed it!
@the77don
@the77don 5 жыл бұрын
*Classic move by token homeless/crackhead/loser dude
@the77don
@the77don 5 жыл бұрын
crackheads gotta eat too!!
@Cloroxbleach-ky6uv
@Cloroxbleach-ky6uv 4 жыл бұрын
The Great Imposter his skin was black
@mr.reality9741
@mr.reality9741 4 жыл бұрын
Crackhead took a champion dump on the sidewalk later due to the extremely cheesy pizza. Blames guy for giving him a slice.
@DeafSavage
@DeafSavage 5 жыл бұрын
Man, this is probably the most hilarious review I've probably ever came across. All these bits in the beginning. Chicagoans never fail to impress! Btw, that pizza got murdered, at least give it some respect :/
@PeterParkedHer
@PeterParkedHer 2 жыл бұрын
I had a preconceived notion about Dave over a clip I saw and he was saying something I disagreed with so I tuned him out. Watching his reviews made me see he’s just a passionate guy gotta respect it
@mattmitch6
@mattmitch6 Жыл бұрын
One bite, everyone knows the rule... ::6 bites later:: Yeah this is a X score LOL Love the reviews mane!!! Big props to sharing without hesitation. You're a good man.
@majorpain4570
@majorpain4570 4 жыл бұрын
there’s black parmesan on that piece after that hand rub
@MGBlast669
@MGBlast669 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao disgusting
@junkyardjim
@junkyardjim 4 жыл бұрын
BAHAHA thats FUCKIN GROSS!!!
@blindedby2monkeys
@blindedby2monkeys 5 жыл бұрын
homeless guy steals a slice to find out the secret ingredients everyone knows it's plankton inside that robot bum.
@djtrankilo231
@djtrankilo231 4 жыл бұрын
So Plankton went from the Krusty Krab to Lou Malnatti's?
@quentinn.3837
@quentinn.3837 4 жыл бұрын
More importantly, how on this water covered earth did you manage to know the real situation at hand! You're a beautiful human being bud
@beepbop416
@beepbop416 3 жыл бұрын
First of all he didn't steal he asked and Dave gave it to him
@GT1004
@GT1004 3 ай бұрын
The guy giving Siskel and Ebert two thumbs up was so classic . Had me dying
@PetesMaGeats
@PetesMaGeats Жыл бұрын
6:14 as soon as the guy raises his hand, a bird flies up behind him
@unclenolte6784
@unclenolte6784 5 жыл бұрын
Piss poor pronunciation as usual. Go Pres Go.
@andyjohnson4496
@andyjohnson4496 5 жыл бұрын
It's his shtick
@ChadCesaro
@ChadCesaro 5 жыл бұрын
Malanatis. Ok.
@jeffmeyers9128
@jeffmeyers9128 5 жыл бұрын
"Lou Maul-a-naghty's"
@breadman5048
@breadman5048 3 жыл бұрын
Lou malaaanatis
@nathanschmidt9136
@nathanschmidt9136 3 жыл бұрын
Best pizza I have ever eaten! The sauce is so different and like a stew of thick tomatoes. Totally a 9.6 you’re not eating it right. Give it 20mins and it doesn’t fall apart.
@guyincognito320
@guyincognito320 Жыл бұрын
They don't use sauce, it's just a hand picked crop of tomatoes that gets stewed and lightly salted, topped with some parmesan. It's a fresh taste without paste and cheap dried seasonings like everyone else uses. But that's why this is messy if it's just out of the oven and you're holding it in the air and talking.
@egomaniac247
@egomaniac247 Жыл бұрын
I’m definitely not a fan. Overrated
@LBart218
@LBart218 Жыл бұрын
What do they need to do to score a 10? 😉😆
@Deathranger999
@Deathranger999 Жыл бұрын
@@LBart218 He probably grades with the idea that a 10 is the perfect possible pizza. In other words, it’s likely nothing will ever get a 10.
@edwardpeak8481
@edwardpeak8481 Жыл бұрын
@@egomaniac247 its probably because mayo is even too spicy for you lol
@anwaarhach
@anwaarhach 3 жыл бұрын
Ay that guy who came in to him and took a snap or whatever,bro he literally fucking looks like a Hollywood actor or some shit for real!
@mewithmychick6960
@mewithmychick6960 2 жыл бұрын
6:13 some magic by our random dude
@hectormorones8733
@hectormorones8733 5 жыл бұрын
Homeless dudes always ruining the pizza lol
@GNXperimental
@GNXperimental 5 жыл бұрын
Hector Morones He's a getting more homeless people by % of reviews than NYC. But the Chicago bums seem more soft spoken
@slaughtergang518
@slaughtergang518 5 жыл бұрын
the soft spoken bums are the smart ones. They're polite to everyone and only hang around expensive areas and restaurants lol 😅
@gacylikesbrutal
@gacylikesbrutal 5 жыл бұрын
wrong. good for views. always inv the NY ppl. always.
@jaguppal187
@jaguppal187 5 жыл бұрын
can't take a bite in the US without some bum taking one bite first haha
@Nediler
@Nediler 5 жыл бұрын
cant stand homeless
@talfilms7034
@talfilms7034 4 жыл бұрын
"cheese is my favourite pizza of any brand"
@Polish2317
@Polish2317 2 жыл бұрын
Even frozen its amazing, you can leave out overnight eat ice cold in morning, the damn pizza is still amazing.
@aaronkristo858
@aaronkristo858 22 күн бұрын
And crawling with bacteria. 👍
@lisainpalmdesert
@lisainpalmdesert Жыл бұрын
“ what just happened” so funny!
@stufoo
@stufoo 5 жыл бұрын
Two slices nobody knows the rules. On a scale of “what is this Frankie” to ten
@ciaradiam0nd
@ciaradiam0nd 3 жыл бұрын
“And he’s gone” 😂 😂
@NytronX
@NytronX Жыл бұрын
I'm listening to this jegoff review pizza while I eat some 1.9 rated Costco pizza.
@colbyhutzellfishingvideos4365
@colbyhutzellfishingvideos4365 Жыл бұрын
Costco dont make a bad pie for the price
@calvinyoung4002
@calvinyoung4002 2 жыл бұрын
This is always my go to spot in Chicago for pizza whenever I'm there.
@ErikDeejaySessionsSundquist
@ErikDeejaySessionsSundquist 5 жыл бұрын
you have to try Tavern style pizza in Chicago, deep dish is good but Tavern style is the true staple of Chicago pizza imo
@JEspo83
@JEspo83 2 жыл бұрын
Damn straight.
@RiskyFeat
@RiskyFeat 5 жыл бұрын
For people wondering about the wizard at 6:12.. The bird was in the background, slow it down to .25x.
@Marvin5554
@Marvin5554 5 жыл бұрын
Risky Feat he’s the Chicago pizza wizard making this review magical
@slowkingmusic
@slowkingmusic 8 ай бұрын
6:13 my man just spawned a pigeon mid review. Truly one of the pedestrian of all time.
@vmfmaxx7069
@vmfmaxx7069 Жыл бұрын
One bite everyone knows the rules lmfaooooo he eats the whole slice
@jusmurkin
@jusmurkin 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my fucking God that dude made my day! Pure entertainment as he tries to pick up the scalding hot pizza😂
@Aegean541
@Aegean541 4 жыл бұрын
I love how dissapointed Dave looks at these old guys trying to be hip as if he's not just as bad or worse hahah. Shit's still funny to watch tho
@tyrekecantrell5941
@tyrekecantrell5941 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@EJT9000
@EJT9000 3 ай бұрын
“I like Siskel and Ebert but they’re dead, get with the times” 😂
@bert3837
@bert3837 2 жыл бұрын
Love how my guy always shares the pizza.
@Erkkremlinklum
@Erkkremlinklum 5 жыл бұрын
6:13 he releases a bird lol
@JohannGambolputty22
@JohannGambolputty22 4 жыл бұрын
Every Barstool Pizza Review: 1) Can’t remember intersecting streets 2) Can’t figure out how to open the pizza box 3) One bite, everyone knows the rules, takes 5 bites.
@Williamkurk
@Williamkurk 7 ай бұрын
My favorite pizza of all time hands down! That's not the pizza you pull out da box and start eating right away lol.
@AntonVanDerSar
@AntonVanDerSar 2 күн бұрын
I love how he adds an extra syllable, so Malnati's becomes Malinati's
@seanpiscitelli1587
@seanpiscitelli1587 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 😆😆😆😆 he walks away as he’s talking!!!! “AND HES GONE”!!!
@DesertHomesteader
@DesertHomesteader 5 жыл бұрын
As a former Chicagoan, I was never keen on deep dish pizza BUT...if I had to have one, Lou Malnati's would be my choice. Giordano's tends to be more doughy in the middle. I really prefer a super-thin artisan pizza with light sauce where you can savor the individual toppings - something more like Maxwell's.
@amesgrozy
@amesgrozy 2 жыл бұрын
the way he opened that box was the most chaotic thing I’ve ever seen
@pimpovic2
@pimpovic2 Жыл бұрын
The man can build an empire, but still can't open a pizza box 😁
@wk3820
@wk3820 5 жыл бұрын
Love Lou Malnati's. Seems like everywhere in Chicago claims the best pizza in town, but I like theirs best.
@anthonyj810
@anthonyj810 5 жыл бұрын
I thought they were terrible. I loved giordanos tho it's still the best pizza I've ever had.
@xancypillosi9497
@xancypillosi9497 2 жыл бұрын
NY has the best pizza
@j3n1us
@j3n1us 2 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyj810 coming in here 3 years late. But my entire fam is from Chicago and I’ve been choosing giordanos over all those for decades. Nothing like it. I do like New York style but if u want some gourmet ass pizza, it’s Giordans for sure👍
@demo9734
@demo9734 2 жыл бұрын
@@j3n1us bruh youre delusional, girodanos is overpriced cardbord every local knows lous is the best
@j3n1us
@j3n1us 2 жыл бұрын
@@demo9734 u know ur lying. definitely not cardboard. Pie style pizza l but there’s other NY style ones that are good out there. Even El Pres gave them an 8.4 which is a good ass score
@Only2GendersCommonSense
@Only2GendersCommonSense 4 жыл бұрын
1:50 Dave: "Don't burn your face off." Guy lifts up piece and almost smacks Dave in the face and nearly burned his face off 😂
@pimpedbyangels7572
@pimpedbyangels7572 2 жыл бұрын
I watch this from time to time, just for then laughs lolll
@Youcallthesebagels_
@Youcallthesebagels_ Жыл бұрын
@06:14 my man is a magician! Threw a dove out of his hand!
@Qkdkdq
@Qkdkdq 4 жыл бұрын
1 fake tan everyone knows the rules
@davidabreu1718
@davidabreu1718 5 жыл бұрын
this is probably my favorite review you have given since watching
@Tttttvvghg
@Tttttvvghg Жыл бұрын
i am offended you called Chicago mid western
@LocChicago5
@LocChicago5 2 жыл бұрын
Every Chicago episode he has something happens behind him 😆 🤣
@rainmaker_4152
@rainmaker_4152 5 жыл бұрын
6:14 gods work Homeless man rises a pigeon from what seems like mid air
@justinhopper5941
@justinhopper5941 5 жыл бұрын
“I like Siskel and ebert but they’re dead” Hahaha
@skorpion3.
@skorpion3. 2 жыл бұрын
6:13 bird coming out of his hand
@thomasheater9619
@thomasheater9619 Жыл бұрын
This video is awesome, love your stuff.
@nixoni.bogaine155
@nixoni.bogaine155 4 жыл бұрын
“Chicago technique “ .... take it and run
@Only2GendersCommonSense
@Only2GendersCommonSense 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Portnoy gives all the video bombers the death stare as they walk by 😂 0:32, 0:44
@juliacarter1280
@juliacarter1280 2 жыл бұрын
This video was HILARIOUS!!!! Featuring Jax Teller from Sons of Anarchy before the haircut and Ezell from Friday.
@09max22
@09max22 Жыл бұрын
some nice wholesome Chi-town women walking by and Frankie keeps the camera steady....lol!
@andayaman
@andayaman 5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe the misspelled Malanatees on the storefront.
@Satimy
@Satimy 5 жыл бұрын
After finally making it to Chicago to eat pizza a few years ago I discovered that the pizza was better after putting it in the fridge for a few hours.
@moonbeamskies3346
@moonbeamskies3346 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, that gives the flavors a chance to settle in.
@Nashmau
@Nashmau 2 жыл бұрын
@ 4:16 That USPS 2 Ton Wheel's were not turned to the curb, That's a supervisor's dream come true right there...
@dontquitdreamsarepossible
@dontquitdreamsarepossible 5 жыл бұрын
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