😂

Ouch

That score was still high for that pie

Yeah he literally took one bite and commented on the sauce, usually goes for more than one bite. And why the crust too? Weird.

6.4 sucks

So good 🔥😂

Hopefully the owner learns and cooks that pizza longer smh

That cocky "it's secret" definitely lowered the score.

I would’ve folded. But yes, mad respect! I cringed 6.4 in owners face.

Everyone knows the rules….😂

Good people

She charmed him to death with a cockamamie story of an overpriced pastry. Dave is like a lost puppy roaming the streets when Sylvana leaves the door open and he gets out, everyone knows the rules.

She has that grandmother vibe to her.

hear me out....

😂😂

Hahaha that was great !👍😂

So true everybody knows the rules if there isnt potato in it it's not a kanish

Lmao

Frozen beef patties lmao

That was almost a full on seizure

@@nighthawk0077my god 😂

As a 5-6 year daily watcher, the unique "real" experiences while on the street have dwindled for at least the last 3 years since pandemic. Every review back in the day seemed to have some unique angle to it, but these days its every 4 to 5 reviews were something other than a straight review happens....and lets be honest, we are here for those unique things, not just the pizza. Also theres hardly any guests....that helps when there isnt much else going on and the review is done in 2min45sec.

@@adamolson1880 the guest thing is a product to dave living in miami, he had one on recently and they were busting on him because he said it was a big deal to get him to go to nyc and do a guest review because hes over the city pretty much, the other thing is as you can see hes hit so many places in NYC, every unique experience was organic because it just happened, im sure if dave could have them be 5-10 mins long he would but sometimes it just dont happen and its just gets harder as hes done so many....but when they do happen I agree they are the best, like this one. I will say in the last month hes had quite a few.

The most Jewish interaction lol. You can say it. Its literally a jewish restaurant. You touch it you buy it tshirt policy & redo the review to make me look nice lol.

yup! She's smart. 🤣

Middle eastern women’s game. Be careful.

Yes

Yeh extremely corny especially when you’re serving average pizza

Stupid move for sure

Probably marinara out of a jar and he has no idea.

100%

@@stanvanillo9831 expired mozzarella, probably

When he actually takes one bite, it’s definitely gonna get low score. I was expecting a 5.6 tbh.

@@BroBruhBruv , right, he couldn’t close the box fast enough .

Even scores don't count. Everybody knows the rules.

She knew what was up. No way she was gonna let some youtuber take down a 110 year old Jewish bakery with a low score over some t-shirt spat. The Godfather couldn't take her down over an autograph request and Davey Pageviews isn't taking her down over a t-shirt.

Dave hated those knishes with every fiber of his being, all while realizing that his mom has just been cooking meat pies this whole time and calling them knishes.

Fantastic synopsis 👏

@@trick384came here to literally say this

It’s the circle of life

Him humbling her would be more accurate though

Pro synopsis.... the undersized shirt makes me LOL.

ehh she talks to much nice face thou

IS a...

I bet she's got a doughy bread basket

I was about to say the same thing! Extremely gorgeous

And I'm here for it, I'm in love with the knish woman.

😂

Dave was right. There's NY pizza businesses that don't care about the product. It's just a commodity for them to make money. They put as much care into it as squeezing Poppin' Fresh Dough out of a tube.

And he had an apartment on 14th st and doesn’t know where he is ? Wtf

What's rizzing

@@bigvito69 another word for flirting

@@CapitalGainzz you gen zers I swear. Just talk normal.

@@bigvito69 I’m 33 😂😂

​@@CapitalGainzzeven worse

Now say it with his balls out of your mouth.

I love his interactions with people who don’t know who he is

Oh these comments are the YUCK OF KZfaq. Don't be low IQ......

He must be protected at all costs. The day the pizza reviews stop will be a dark one.

She charmed him to death with a cockamamie story of an overpriced pastry. Dave is like a lost puppy roaming the streets when Sylvana leaves the door open and he gets out, everyone knows the rules.

Its the Lower East side, all immigrants when they opened 1910, then trendy about WW2..then got really delapidated 50'60' 70's . Now a trendy, hip area cool, with nice restaurants and nightspots , not far from Katz deli

Yeah definately can tell that there has been some crazy scenarios thrown that probably happened in that area making her skeptic of people especially since that place is sort of small and located in the heaviest traffic of areas

We’re golden now….schmoozer…

Yes and you put either hot (from the skillet) salami or hot pastrami in it pure Jewish gold

I think a knish from a nyc hotdog cart hits different

@@kerrytai7190 next time ask for them to stick the hotdog with mustard inside of the kanish

@@kerrytai7190 yes indeed!! those are the ones I’m talking about !!

@@cohenlabe1 I never thought of that. Is that like a dirty water turducken? Lmao

Doughy crust is awsome f.k off

Pizza has a HIGH markup if you use shit ingredients, pretty easy to spot the non-authentic shops there to make a buck.

I don't blame Dave one bit. I am a New Yorker but prefer crispy, hold the grease.

@@worldsgreatestimpressionis6462 I do like LITTLE grease....but I hear ya ....crispy !!!

Only one Dave portnoy 😂

Nope, Rodgers is clearly better. Bigger arm and more efficient. Brees has way more passing attempts.

Rodgers is way better than Brees lmao

and immediately closes the box

@@soulsurfseeker yep

As soon as he closed the box it was over

@@RimBrakeKing yup

"Listen"

Yeah sure lol

*what's the most you ever lost on a coin toss"?

@@Jlastinger88 My comment may have been sort of hyperbolic, playfully so, but I was pointing to the fact that in both cases the people "blissfully unaware" of the stakes involved get through it with (relative) aplomb precisely because they don't know those stakes. Many or most couldn't keep their composure knowing what was involved. But again, I was being a bit playful comparing too-doughy knishes with facing a psychopathic mass murder deciding people's fates on the toss of a coin. It's funny how both cases are similar but completely dissimilar at the same time.

Yonah Schimmel is pretty famous. It’s a niche market unlike pizza but, if you’re looking for knishes or like traditional Eastern European Jewish food, you know them

@@monkeyballs512 that’s my niche (live in Lawrence 😉) but never heard of Noah Schimmel - rarely venture into Manhattan. Sounds great though and will check it out if I’m nearby!

🤣🤣🤣

He wasn’t even fucking close lol

Made him polish

@@thewenzelslifeofnonsense9348 This was his worst attempt 🤣

@@thewenzelslifeofnonsense9348 maniscalski kinda close maniscalco

She says what she means. I respect her and doesn't hold back and a sense of humor good people all around

Come to new York and you can meet all the stiff neck people you can handle

That's a matter of opinion..

Steve the pizza guy

Are you kidding? Schimmel makes the best knish in the US. You've never had a good one if you can write them off.

@@hfhifi6878 stop the cap 🧢🧢

Nope, theres also pastrami, corn beef, lox, bialys, smoked herring, blintzes, babka. Tons more honestly. After bagels, well bagels alone put jew food on the radar. You sound like a clown.

God bless you Dave you're a mench!!!

God bless you Dave you're a mench!!!

I don't know why it was sent dubbed!!??

It's because Dave is a mench!!

Amen??

There's nothing worse than an idiot who thinks he has a secret ingredient for pizza. Jackass probably puts literal Tang powder in.

i dunno man that pie didnt look very good lol

After that make a right head up to Delaney to Katz for a pastrami sandwich

What's worse is that he's Jewish and never heard of Jonah Schimmel. Hundreds of thousands of NYC visitors from all over the world go there to taste them. And most of them aren't even Jewish.

Apparently, nobody on that whole block can cook worth a damn. That food all went straight in the trash.

Was it with potato

@@cohenlabe1 yes

@cohenlabe1 I only know them to be potato. In fact, I tried them a few times elsewhere and they just weren't the same

@@joesphschramm3754 I know and Davey finds potato to be weird it's like the lady said it's almost always potato. Even a pizza kanish is a potato kanish with sauce and mozzarella cheese

Hangover cure? That sounds like it would give you killer nausea. I'd do mint ice cream sandwiches, if I was you.

If he slams the lid of the pizza box immediately, it's going straight in the trash -- that pizza must have been disgusting. The knish was the only thing worth watching, and it got a worse score than the pizza.

Houston Street, lol!

He's a putz.

definitely surprising they didnt offer mustard

for real, a Knish without mustard is boring, surprised she did not offer

He also pronounces Hot Dog as "Hut" Dog and any other similar word

When you realize it was really a 2 min pizza review

But you watched it?🤔🤔🤔🤔

Don’t forget popcorn 🍿

*and then be disappointed.

Shit was kinda trash. I’m a little disappointed. I would’ve liked to see the lady’s reaction after she learned who Dave really is, or how popular he is.

Just one of the few pet peeves I also have with this dummy. 😂

They steam in the box and get worse, not better. Everyone knows the rules.

People in the know wave a plate over a fresh-from-the-oven pie to let the cheese set.

@@zunedog31 True but he can leave the box open a bit, pretty sure some pizza chefs are clever enough to let it rest before actually boxing it, those guys know the rules.

@@profoundwanderer1441 He’s not talking about the temperature dummy he’s referring to the amount of cheese to sauce ratio aka too saucy looks like lava

Like GeorgeConstanza who never looked back on the train…

I used to fish at the pier next too Grotta D'Oro Italian restaurant and then walk over to Shatzkins. There was also one in Kings Plaza next to the Avenue U entrance.

Twice in a week. Dave loves that stuff.

It's too small though.

Keep it up buddy you can do it

That’s the spirit!

hell yeah, back to basics baby

SHE BUYS EM FROZEN

how much Adderall did you take?

Every Jew ( and foodie non-Jews) in the country knows about Schimmel..... except Portnoy. How is that possible? He lived in NYC!

@@hfhifi6878 Because he is quite clueless when it comes to a LOT of things, lol!

I think Kyrie may know more about Jewish customs than Dave. He walks into a knish shop and is surprised by there being “straight potato” inside? 🙄. Was he bar mitzvahd in the Black Hebrew Israelite tradition?

Hey….I’m in NY too, I think I’ve seen you around

Amateur

@@wizcorn9958 Doubtful, there's a lot of people here lol And I don't (and will never) live in the city.

I AGREE WITH YOU BRO NEVER SEEN A KNISH LOOK LIKE THAT BEFORE IN NYC,,,IM FROM THE ROLLIN 80'S,,,EARLY 90'S

You've lived in New York your whole life and don't know yonah schimmel? You're not a New Yorker if you don't know it. Also its the OG knish, literally every other is a knock off. Go there, you can't say you're from new york without knowing yonah.

You gotta slap the deli mustard on that beotch!

And he was completely wrong. Every food critic rates Schimmel as the best in the US.